Debate Post-Mortem: Wreckin' Raddatz, Laughin' Angry-Boy Biden, And Car-Crash Ryan

Tyler Durden's picture

And so another disingenuous display of avoiding saying anything definitive about anything specific is complete. Without doubt the winner of this evening's 'round-table' is Martha Raddatz. Despite the incessant interruption and grinning/laughing/anger/frustration of Biden (and Ryan bringing up a 'car-crash' - awkward), the two candidates had relatively equal talking time (via CNN Biden Won 41:32 vs Ryan 40:12) but Ryan pipped Biden by 7,434 words to 7,425! Picking a winner is tough - so we won't - but Obama's odds rose from a pre-debate dump to 61% to over 64% (this morning's levels) - but stopped rising once the candidates began to discuss Afghanistan and Syria and when Ryan 'summed-up', Obama's odds crashed back to unchanged at 61.2%. Ryan won the drinking game 32 to 26.

 

Biden - 3x Malarkey

Ryan - 1x Car-Crash

 

The Obama Odds Rollercoaster:

 

The Final Score in The Drinking Debate (via @DebateDrinking):

 

 

 

The full headline stream from Bloomberg

BIDEN

*JOE BIDEN SAYS LIBYA ATTACK WAS 'TRAGEDY'
*JOE BIDEN SAYS ANY MISTAKES IN LIBYA WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN
*BIDEN SAYS OBAMA 'HAS LED WITH A STEADY HAND AND CLEAR VISION'
*BIDEN SAYS 'WE WEREN'T TOLD' LIBYA EMBASSY NEEDED MORE SECURITY
*BIDEN: 'WE FEEL QUITE CONFIDENT' IN ABILITY TO STRIKE IRAN
*BIDEN: 'WE WILL NOT LET THEM ACQUIRE A NUCLEAR WEAPON'
*BIDEN: 'THEY DON'T HAVE A WEAPON' IN IRAN
*BIDEN: WAR MUST ALWAYS BE 'LAST RESORT'
*BIDEN SAYS 'THIS PRESIDENT DOESN'T BLUFF'
*BIDEN: 'WE CAN AND WE WILL' GET UNEMPLOYMENT UNDER 6%
*BIDEN SAYS TIMELINE FOR DROP IN UNEMPLOYMENT UNCERTAIN
*BIDEN SAYS ROMNEY, RYAN SHOULD SIGN PLEDGE TO MIDDLE CLASS
*BIDEN SAYS GOP NEEDS TO 'GET OUT OF THE WAY'
*BIDEN SAYS GOP HOLDING UP GOOD POLICIES TO HELP MIDDLE CLASS
*BIDEN: 'FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS' ON ROMNEY, RYAN MEDICARE PLAN
*BIDEN: 'WE WILL BE NO PART OF A VOUCHER PROGRAM' ON MEDICARE
*BIDEN: 'NO JUSTIFICATION' NOW FOR TAX CUTS FOR WEALTHY
*BIDEN: ROMNEY WILL CUT MIDDLE CLASS TAX BREAKS
*BIDEN: AFGHANS RESPONSIBLE FOR OWN SECURITY
*BIDEN: 'WE ARE LEAVING IN 2014, PERIOD'
*BIDEN: ALLIES AGREE W/ U.S. TIMELINE IN AFGHANISTAN
*BIDEN: TIMELINE IS NECESSARY TO MAKE AFGHANISTAN 'STEP UP'
*BIDEN: OBAMA ENSURING ASSAD REGIME FOLLOWED BY LEGITIMATE GOVT
*BIDEN: OBAMA DOING EXACTLY WHAT'S NEEDED IN SYRIA
*BIDEN: CATHOLICISM 'PARTICULARLY' INFORMS SOCIAL DOCTRINE
*BIDEN SAYS ACCEPTS, WON'T IMPOSE CATHOLIC CHURCH ABORTION VIEW

*BIDEN: 'WE INHERITED A GOD AWFUL CIRCUMSTANCE'

*BIDEN: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR 'EVEN SHOT,' PEACE OF MIND

 

RYAN

*RYAN SAYS OBAMA WAITED TO CALL LIBYA ATTACK TERRORISM
*RYAN SAYS OBAMA IS 'PROJECTING WEAKNESS ABROAD'
*RYAN SAYS DEFENSE CUTS PROJECT WEAKNESS
*RYAN SAYS 'WE SHOULD ALWAYS STAND UP FOR PEACE' AND DEMOCRACY
*RYAN SAYS IRAN 'RACING TOWARD' NUCLEAR WEAPON
*RYAN SAYS ADMINISTRATION WAS AGAINST TOUGH IRAN SANCTIONS
*RYAN: ADMINISTRATION OPPOSED IRAN SANCTIONS, ISSUED WAIVERS
*RYAN SAYS ADMINISTRATION'S ACTIVITY ABROAD ENCOURAGES IRAN
*RYAN SAYS ADMINISTRATION INHERITED 'TOUGH SITUATION'
*RYAN SAYS ECONOMY 'HEADED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION'
*RYAN SAYS 'MITT ROMNEY IS A GOOD MAN,' CARES ABOUT 100% OF U.S.
*RYAN SAYS DEMOCRATS HAD MAJORITY, FAILED TO HELP ECONOMY
*RYAN SAYS OBAMA SEND TAX DOLLARS TO 'WINDMILLS IN CHINA'
*RYAN: ENTITLEMENTS HEADING TOWARD BANKRUPTCY 'INDISPUTABLE'
*RYAN: OBAMA GOT CAUGHT W/ HAND IN 'PIGGY BANK' ON MEDICARE
*RYAN: 'IF WE DON'T FIX THIS PROBLEM,' SENIORS WILL GET CUT
*RYAN: 'WE ARE NOT GOING TO JEOPARDIZE' MEDICARE
*RYAN: ROMNEY'S 'ENTIRE PLAN' ON TAXES BASED ON HELPING ECONOMY
*RYAN: 'WATCH OUT MIDDLE CLASS' OBAMA WILL TAX YOU
*RYAN: UNLIKE OBAMA, WE 'WANT TO HAVE BIG BIPARTISAN AGREEMENTS'
*RYAN: ROMNEY HAS RECORD OF WORKING ACROSS THE AISLE
*RYAN: GAINS IN AFGHANISTAN SHOULDN'T BE LOST
*RYAN: U.S. SHOULDN'T BROADCAST AFGHANISTAN TIMELINE
*RYAN: TIMELINE GIVES ALLIES REASON TO TRUST US LESS
*RYAN: 'RUSSIA RESET'S NOT WORKING,' PROVEN BY SYRIA DISPUTES
*RYAN SAYS NO ONE PROPOSING U.S TROOPS IN SYRIA
*RYAN: U.S. SHOULDN'T BE 'OUTSOURCING' FOREIGN POLICY TO RUSSIA
*RYAN: FAITH, REASON AND SCIENCE BEHIND PRO-LIFE BELIEFS

*RYAN: OBAMA 'HAD HIS CHANCE' AND 'IT'S NOT WORKING'

*RYAN: HE, ROMNEY OFFERING REAL REFORMS, WANT TO EARN SUPPORT

 

An incredibly close race in the number of words uttered:

Biden 7,425 words

 

Ryan 7,434 words

 

So - overall Time Talking goes to Biden, Words Spoken goes to Ryan, and critical tie-breaker - drinking-game goes to Ryan; and so with no need to go to the official arbitrator (InTrade - which was unchanged after the late debate crash) - we call the debate for Paul Ryan by a score of 2-1!

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FleaMarketPete's picture

Fuck you hair plugs!!!!!!

Unprepared's picture

How about Biden's "Syria is 5 times larger than Lybia" ? (unless I mishead that)

 

And how about all the irony in both fools reply to the last question from the supposed decorated soldier?

flacon's picture

Ryan looked straight into the camera for his closing remarks. Biden avoided eye contact at all costs. Back in the day I would have said that Ryan won - but I know it's all just a Hagelian dialectic. 

ACP's picture

Is that a sandwich?

Unprepared's picture

It's a tribal language. Fool.

Precious's picture

Biden gets the most points for being a dick.

krispkritter's picture

Very appropriate considering his foot's in his mouth most of the time...

fourchan's picture

9 mock debates with joe and this was the best he could do?

 

i just picture ron paul, a true republican ripping socialist joe a new

one and dismissing half of his blather as nonsence..to his face.

Precious's picture

Biden was laughing so hard he wet his diapers.

vast-dom's picture

BE A TRUE PATRIOT THIS YEAR AND DO NOT VOTE!

 

LIARS AND SOCIOPATHS THAT CANNOT MIND THEIR BUSINESS. BIG GOV BIG SPYING ON POPULACE AND THREAT OF REVERSING ROE V. WADE. WE ARE FUCKED EITHER WAY!

sunnydays's picture

I completely agree.  People need to REVOLT by not voting!  Both are liars and both will do the bidding of their masters.  the people are going to be screwed over no matter who gets in.   By NOT voting, you are going against them.  You will not be sanctioning what they do against you.

 

 

WillyGroper's picture

Car wreck?  Cheap kick in the nads. Pugsley Addams appeared the bigger dick to me. Metaphorically speaking. 

ACP's picture

My apologies, I did not realize this was a "serious room."

I shall try my best, in earnest, to reply with uttermost learn-ed competency, in my next reply.

If you would excuse me, I have an alcoholic beverage awaiting consumption.

mick68's picture

I don't respect rude, arrogant debaters who continually interrupt like Biden did.

Ryan showed class and patience in the face of Biden's classless act tonight.

ACP's picture

Agreed. Biden came off kind of like the unapologetic Sandusky. Really disturbing, frankly.

NOTE: When I first hit the reply button I got a pressflow "offline" error. Anyone else get this?

Precious's picture

Offstage Biden and Ryan were fighting to see who could Tebow first.

Dr. Engali's picture

Never mind him. He's mad because he realized Biden was more condescending than he is and that doesn't set well with him.

Seditious Blasphemer's picture

Fuck off with you and all your big book learnin words, you think your smarter than we us's with your fancy grade 10 book learnins, why dont you just use normal people words and we can understand what your brain thinking thing is think saying?

Dude, For Fucks sake, stop bogarting all the hash.

vamoose1's picture

its  hegelian for  the  record

flacon's picture

I'm too drunk after taking all those shots from the drinking game.... :)

Monedas's picture

He had two glasses of water .... in a thousand sips .... is that the Big Bird talking point of this debate ?  Raddatz did a very credible job !  Surprised Ryan didn't raise his hand to go to the bathroom !     Biden's sneering, laughing, facial histrionics and interrupting was childish and distracting !  The camera shot looking past Biden to Ryan was very impressive for Ryan .... so they stopped that in a heartbeat !      A solid victory for Ryan builds momentum for the ticket !  Biden needs a tonguectomy and a facial hysterectomy !

otto skorzeny's picture

for a mick he's not a very good liar.

Seditious Blasphemer's picture

Syria is 5 times larger than those /b/eef flaps, err.. I mean Labias?

God, I...

Mitch Comestein's picture

you heard it right.  American needs to make him the Board of Education czar.

SgtSchultz's picture

I heard it from Biden also, "Syria is five times larger than Libya"

According to the CIA World Factbook

Syria: total area: 185,180 sq km

Libya: total area: 1,759,540 sq km

Augustus's picture

You do know that Biden is the Foreign Affairs Expert on the Obama team?

He has helped select the bombing targets for the Lybia campaign, with all of that map study.

Surely he could not be lying about the relative sizes of the countries. could he?  

Biden would walk across the street to intentionally tell you a lie.

 

a growing concern's picture

Fuck you, Bernanke!  

 

Wait, wrong thread.

Seditious Blasphemer's picture

In what thread would an obligatory "Fuck you, Bernanke!" not be appropriate, I ask you?

Selah's picture

Or perhaps a few "Gold, Bitches" in addition?

 

a growing concern's picture

Fuck you, Gold!  Bernanke, Bitchez!

 

Am I doing it right?

Monedas's picture

Good taste is never out of place .... fuck Bernanke !

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

So, how many times did Federal Reserve show up in the word cloud again?

Disenchanted's picture

 

 

 

Doesn't look like bailouts made an appearance either.

 

Imagine that...

Stoploss's picture

Biden's word cloud looks like a shoe.

Ryan's word cloud looks like the Hindenburg right before it exploded.

 

I don't drink, but there is a first time for everything.

Cult_of_Reason's picture

"Joe and I are from similar towns" Ryan then asks Biden if he knows unemployment is 10% in Scranton, but was 8.5% when Obama took office.

vast-dom's picture

BE A TRUE PATRIOT THIS YEAR AND DO NOT VOTE!

 

LIARS AND SOCIOPATHS THAT CANNOT MIND THEIR BUSINESS. BIG GOV BIG SPYING ON POPULACE AND THREAT OF REVERSING ROE V. WADE. WE ARE FUCKED EITHER WAY!

WakeUpPeeeeeople's picture

Instead of not voting, how about writing in:

BUSTER HYMAN

Buster needs every vote he can get.

Gavrikon's picture

Isn't his running mate "Popper Cherry?"

BeetleBailey's picture

That would be Sharon Fluids

Mike Hunt is on deck

elementary's picture

Let's be clearer: FUCK YOU BIDEN!!!!!

elementary's picture

Let's be clearer: FUCK YOU BIDEN!!!!!

FleaMarketPete's picture

Biden's hair style:  Government workers up front, unemployed private sector in the rear.