The LiveStream VeeP Debate Drinking Game

Tyler Durden's picture

After incumbent Barack 'barrel-o'-bitter" Obama narrowly defeated challenger Mitt "make-mine-a-Virgin-Daiquiri" Romney in last week's Presidential debate drinking game, the chaps at have risen to the challenge as Joe "Wino" Biden takes on the young upstart Paul 'Shandy' Ryan. The new rules are here and if you lose count - the live stream scored event is embedded below...


Last week's Results:


This week's rules:


If you lose count, here is the live stream...

Please drink responsibly... just like Bernanke and the money supply...


Source: @DebateDrinking

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grunk's picture

I'm getting drunk now and get it over with.

jo6pac's picture

Yep, I started an hour ago just I would pass out before the lieing begins. I guess I need to drink faster.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

Federal Reserve is the best choice for reformed alcoholics; guaranteed not to be mentioned all night, absolutely guaranteed.

Manthong's picture

Biden debates Ryan..

Kinda like Sgt. Schultz debates Sgt. Bilko?  

Harbanger's picture

I've been tapping my Stella mini keg for hours. I knew I should have bought 2 of them.

IndicaTive's picture

Same here. I'll just take mulligans when the fun starts.

krispkritter's picture

Shiiiiiiittttt! I started two hours ago...I'd have to be plastered to watch this too...

A Nanny Moose's picture

Is it safe to turn on the Bewb Tewb yet?

Nadaclue's picture

Me? Drinking whiskey and watching the Steelers vs Titans game. Already know who's getting my vote so why go through the pain.

Only thing I'm gettin upset about is the ridiculous commercials between plays.

It's not that I don't care, I just know what is better for my country, my wallet and my sanity.

That is all...

SolidSnake961's picture

also, keep a sober person nearby for 911 just in case

Esso's picture

Why? Choking to death/drowning in your own vomit would be a more satisfying experience than having to face another make-believe "election" cycle.

lolmao500's picture


I'm drinking Disaronno!

krispkritter's picture

Biden knows he's outmatched intellectually, he's grinning like a drunken chimpanzee and acting like a juvenile at his first debate club meet in High School. I don't like what I'm hearing from either side but for fuck's sake, act like adults...

Ness.'s picture

+1776.  Well done.  That is some funny shit.


Bottom's up!

brak's picture

if Biden says "chains" = chug whole drink / bottle

lolmao500's picture

And if he says ``y'all`` what do you do? Drink all the alcohol in the house?

New_Meat's picture

that would be a resounding "YES"

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

I'm drinking to total, complete and infinite insignificance - me no drinkie for drinkie, me drinkie for drunkie - some things aren't meant to be viewed while sober....

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

Bet Biden mentions that he rides a choo-choo train.....

IndicaTive's picture

Five Silver Eagles says he mentions Scranton.

FubarNation's picture

I'm watching CNN and everyone of their female correspondants looks like a fucking alien.  What gives?

knukles's picture

Close... they're Democratic sycophants

DeFeralCat's picture

I am drinking on the word "jobs' as I have to be up at five tomorrow morning so I need to play the express game.

lolmao500's picture

Let's drink on the words :

"put the banksters in jail"

"pull the troops out of the middle-east"

That's what Romney is using for his drinking game.

FubarNation's picture

Whoa! PR's wife.  She has a kind face.

New_Meat's picture

She does, and as a local journalist (she was Radditz, then one of the Bradlee clan) here in Boston.  Then she went out into the world, cycled through several "marriages" and voila.

Not that there is any collusion or prejudiced going on here(?)

A Lunatic's picture

Honk if you're sick of the bullshit.

grunk's picture

For crying out loud can this thing start already?

BlueCollaredOne's picture

Biden is such a pompous prick. The constant laughing is rude as fuck.

I'm hoping he has an epic gaffe.

krispkritter's picture

What do you mean 'hoping'? He is an epic gaffe. What a buffoon...and that insults baffoons.

djsmps's picture

A cackling vice- president. I can't stand either of them. But, I took a drink everytime they said "fissionable". I'm drunk. Let some "fissionable" thing take them all out in Washington.

californiagirl's picture

The Biden column is missing "my friend".

El Hosel's picture

Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb, the best and the brightest here they come....  what a freak show.

mademesmile's picture

I like Ryan. At least he dosen't look like the Joker when he grins.

El Hosel's picture

Its the Joker and Pee Wee Herman,  poster child (s) for the Ponzi Clusterfuck.

californiagirl's picture

That's because Ryan has real teeth instead of bad veneers

realitybiter's picture

Holy shite!


I got in late and see that I am way behind!!

Half a bottle of jack and I am caught up...


What a joke this all is.

The only thing this debate about is the terms of the crash.

gun rights?  a court to at least slow the liberty stealers....

that's it.


Of course, this won't be discussed.

time to drink the other half.

mademesmile's picture

"They don't need it" the government needs it more.

There's a gaffe.

Ack, now Biden just went rabid on the moderator, what a doof!

Harbanger's picture

He looks like the angry used car salesman who's being called out for selling lemons.

pavman's picture

LOL Biden just flicked off the American people.


Is it me, or does he bare a striking resemblence to the Democrat's mascot, both in looks and action?

PeterSchump's picture


I need to stick to the feed only.

pavman's picture

Watch Biden squirm watch Biden squirm!

mademesmile's picture

Biden's red bull just ran out...

DeFeralCat's picture

I will take the red arrows but Biden was fantastic tonight. You can hate the guy; you can dislike the administration; you can even recognize that this is a bunch of nonsense anyway. However, the "Biden" was great entertainment tonight.

Muppet's picture

First bottle was Jordan cab, near done with second bottle, Volver tempornilla (sp?).

“Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.”-ThomasJefferson's picture

My favorite shot I serve to non thinking liberal ass holes after an Axelrod/Faggot ballerina prepped debate is the "Dirty Jew", i.e... 1 part jizz, 1 part "gold"schlager, stirred with a filthy shit covered finger.  All the dumb, greedy Jews love it!

hmmmstrange's picture

How do we get  "ummm" placed on Obama's list for next debate?