The LiveStream VeeP Debate Drinking Game

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After incumbent Barack 'barrel-o'-bitter" Obama narrowly defeated challenger Mitt "make-mine-a-Virgin-Daiquiri" Romney in last week's Presidential debate drinking game, the chaps at have risen to the challenge as Joe "Wino" Biden takes on the young upstart Paul 'Shandy' Ryan. The new rules are here and if you lose count - the live stream scored event is embedded below...


Last week's Results:


This week's rules:


If you lose count, here is the live stream...

Please drink responsibly... just like Bernanke and the money supply...


Source: @DebateDrinking

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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:34 | 2879266 grunk
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I'm getting drunk now and get it over with.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:39 | 2879286 jo6pac
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Yep, I started an hour ago just I would pass out before the lieing begins. I guess I need to drink faster.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:58 | 2879335 MiltonFriedmans...
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Federal Reserve is the best choice for reformed alcoholics; guaranteed not to be mentioned all night, absolutely guaranteed.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:24 | 2879390 Manthong
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Biden debates Ryan..

Kinda like Sgt. Schultz debates Sgt. Bilko?  

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:00 | 2879344 Harbanger
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I've been tapping my Stella mini keg for hours. I knew I should have bought 2 of them.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:40 | 2879287 IndicaTive
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Same here. I'll just take mulligans when the fun starts.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:40 | 2879288 krispkritter
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Shiiiiiiittttt! I started two hours ago...I'd have to be plastered to watch this too...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:42 | 2879879 A Nanny Moose
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Is it safe to turn on the Bewb Tewb yet?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:38 | 2879431 Nadaclue
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Me? Drinking whiskey and watching the Steelers vs Titans game. Already know who's getting my vote so why go through the pain.

Only thing I'm gettin upset about is the ridiculous commercials between plays.

It's not that I don't care, I just know what is better for my country, my wallet and my sanity.

That is all...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:34 | 2879269 SolidSnake961
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also, keep a sober person nearby for 911 just in case

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:51 | 2879317 Esso
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Why? Choking to death/drowning in your own vomit would be a more satisfying experience than having to face another make-believe "election" cycle.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:36 | 2879271 Muppet Pimp
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Im in, bring it.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:36 | 2879273 lolmao500
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I'm drinking Disaronno!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:50 | 2879275 krispkritter
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Biden knows he's outmatched intellectually, he's grinning like a drunken chimpanzee and acting like a juvenile at his first debate club meet in High School. I don't like what I'm hearing from either side but for fuck's sake, act like adults...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:38 | 2879281 Ness.
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+1776.  Well done.  That is some funny shit.


Bottom's up!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:40 | 2879290 brak
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if Biden says "chains" = chug whole drink / bottle

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:42 | 2879294 lolmao500
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And if he says ``y'all`` what do you do? Drink all the alcohol in the house?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:11 | 2879554 New_Meat
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that would be a resounding "YES"

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:41 | 2879292 Fix It Again Timmy
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I'm drinking to total, complete and infinite insignificance - me no drinkie for drinkie, me drinkie for drunkie - some things aren't meant to be viewed while sober....

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:47 | 2879308 Ness.
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Either way... we all lose.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:43 | 2879296 Fix It Again Timmy
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Bet Biden mentions that he rides a choo-choo train.....

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:45 | 2879302 IndicaTive
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Five Silver Eagles says he mentions Scranton.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:46 | 2879303 FubarNation
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I'm watching CNN and everyone of their female correspondants looks like a fucking alien.  What gives?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:45 | 2879693 knukles
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Close... they're Democratic sycophants

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:46 | 2879305 DeFeralCat
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I am drinking on the word "jobs' as I have to be up at five tomorrow morning so I need to play the express game.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:48 | 2879309 lolmao500
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Let's drink on the words :

"put the banksters in jail"

"pull the troops out of the middle-east"

That's what Romney is using for his drinking game.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:49 | 2879311 FubarNation
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Whoa! PR's wife.  She has a kind face.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:14 | 2879569 New_Meat
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She does, and as a local journalist (she was Radditz, then one of the Bradlee clan) here in Boston.  Then she went out into the world, cycled through several "marriages" and voila.

Not that there is any collusion or prejudiced going on here(?)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 05:26 | 2880224 FubarNation
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I meant Ryan's wife.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:50 | 2879313 A Lunatic
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Honk if you're sick of the bullshit.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:56 | 2879329 grunk
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For crying out loud can this thing start already?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:24 | 2879397 BlueCollaredOne
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Biden is such a pompous prick. The constant laughing is rude as fuck.

I'm hoping he has an epic gaffe.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:40 | 2879440 krispkritter
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What do you mean 'hoping'? He is an epic gaffe. What a buffoon...and that insults baffoons.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:33 | 2879414 djsmps
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A cackling vice- president. I can't stand either of them. But, I took a drink everytime they said "fissionable". I'm drunk. Let some "fissionable" thing take them all out in Washington.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:34 | 2879416 californiagirl
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The Biden column is missing "my friend".

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:40 | 2879444 El Hosel
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Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb, the best and the brightest here they come....  what a freak show.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:37 | 2879429 mademesmile
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I like Ryan. At least he dosen't look like the Joker when he grins.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:42 | 2879452 El Hosel
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Its the Joker and Pee Wee Herman,  poster child (s) for the Ponzi Clusterfuck.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:56 | 2879494 californiagirl
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That's because Ryan has real teeth instead of bad veneers

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:39 | 2879438 realitybiter
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Holy shite!


I got in late and see that I am way behind!!

Half a bottle of jack and I am caught up...


What a joke this all is.

The only thing this debate about is the terms of the crash.

gun rights?  a court to at least slow the liberty stealers....

that's it.


Of course, this won't be discussed.

time to drink the other half.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:06 | 2879487 mademesmile
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"They don't need it" the government needs it more.

There's a gaffe.

Ack, now Biden just went rabid on the moderator, what a doof!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:08 | 2879543 Harbanger
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He looks like the angry used car salesman who's being called out for selling lemons.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:58 | 2879502 pavman
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LOL Biden just flicked off the American people.


Is it me, or does he bare a striking resemblence to the Democrat's mascot, both in looks and action?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:04 | 2879524 PeterSchump
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I need to stick to the feed only.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:18 | 2879592 pavman
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Watch Biden squirm watch Biden squirm!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:23 | 2879618 mademesmile
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Biden's red bull just ran out...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:32 | 2879645 DeFeralCat
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I will take the red arrows but Biden was fantastic tonight. You can hate the guy; you can dislike the administration; you can even recognize that this is a bunch of nonsense anyway. However, the "Biden" was great entertainment tonight.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:34 | 2879657 Muppet
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First bottle was Jordan cab, near done with second bottle, Volver tempornilla (sp?).

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 00:22 | 2879931 “Rebellion to t...
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My favorite shot I serve to non thinking liberal ass holes after an Axelrod/Faggot ballerina prepped debate is the "Dirty Jew", i.e... 1 part jizz, 1 part "gold"schlager, stirred with a filthy shit covered finger.  All the dumb, greedy Jews love it!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 00:26 | 2879954 hmmmstrange
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How do we get  "ummm" placed on Obama's list for next debate?

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