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The 'Real-Thing' Biden vs Ryan VeeP Debate - Live Webcast

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At 9pm Eastern, the debate that we suspect will go down in infamy begins. As the two Vice-Presidential candidates square off in a David-and-Goliath, young-and-the-restless, Palin-vs-Couric, 'Marquez-Pacquiao 3'-style debate-a-thon. The critical question remains - will Ryan ask if he can call Biden 'Joe'? Pick up your drinking-game cheat-sheet and grab the popcorn as the battle for of the ages begins...

 

Obama's Odds are sliding...

 

Some of the best V.P. Debate moments...

 

Dennis Miller sums it up...

 

 

and here's the real-thing - the live-webcast...

 

and here's the CNN Live Link

 

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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:52 | 2879318 PrintingPress
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Herp and Derp!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:00 | 2879346 prains
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Burp and Slurp

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:03 | 2879349 Likstane
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Twirp and Chirp

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:05 | 2879356 ACP
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Damn, the Romney smirk is rubbing off on Ryan.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:10 | 2879362 erg
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Looks like Joe is getting the odd tingle up his leg.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:15 | 2879372 ACP
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But old Joe ain't too suave. Looks about as unprofessional as McCain.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:20 | 2879386 flacon
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The REAL Joe Biden from "Bad Lip Reading":

 

 

"Joe Biden" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:18 | 2879596 economics9698
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The clown show designed to distract the peasants from the thieves.   

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 00:19 | 2879949 eatthebanksters
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Biden did a good job of keeping Ryan from running up the score by going after O's record.  That being said the only fans he picked up with that smile were jailhouse pervs...I wonder if we're going to see zillions of Halloween masks with that grin this year

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:23 | 2879389 DaveyJones
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two idiots spar to back up two idiots

just remember, it's not the banks, the only thing that matters is one country's nuclear efforts 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:45 | 2879447 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Brother Davey, Cdad, I mean Trav777, I mean Sock Puppet here disguised by Cliff Claven here.  Anyway the I think the Tylers banned my Sock Puppet handle and avatar for telling them things have went to shit in the fight club they let a bunch of pussies in here.  Long story short, the Tylers do not allow free speech, fuck this site.  Talk about controlling the message.  I am sure they will ban Cliff as well when they catch on.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:29 | 2879758 dark pools of soros
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they allow free speech just dont give a fuck about suffering fools wisely.. they just kick them the fuck out

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:10 | 2879791 Overfed
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They allow free speech. You're just a douche.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:36 | 2881825 pods
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You are free to speak your mind, the Tyler's just don't have to pay for it.

pods

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:46 | 2879462 Keyser
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Too bad it's not a pain in his left arm. 

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:16 | 2879375 The Gooch
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Zirp & Nirp

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:08 | 2879542 goldfish1
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Zero and Nero

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:22 | 2879602 Lore
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What an oily, whorish pair. Where are the real problems and their solutions?

We see such big scandals brewing. Ohhhhh, my.

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." - Henry Ford

"The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later, is the people versus the banks." - Lord Acton

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:40 | 2879677 vast-dom
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BE A TRUE PATRIOT THIS YEAR AND DO NOT VOTE!

 

LIARS AND SOCIOPATHS THAT CANNOT MIND THEIR BUSINESS. BIG GOV BIG SPYING ON POPULACE AND THREAT OF REVERSING ROE V. WADE. WE ARE FUCKED EITHER WAY!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:54 | 2879321 lolmao500
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If Biden gets crushed, it's pretty much over for Obama unless he starts some BS war by striking Iran or Syria... which he will probably do if he's about to lose... the guy got way too much ego.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:01 | 2879348 Unprepared
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or the unemployment rate would magically go to -10%

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:10 | 2879553 goldfish1
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Nah, mittens is plain unlikeable. And the 47% plus gubmint workers love their handouts. Bam bam in a landslide.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:30 | 2879407 holdbuysell
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Gerald Celente (Trends Journal and political atheist) has been calling for Obama to win for over a year...until the debates began. After Obama's debate meltdown, he now believes whoever wins the debates will win the election.

In related news, anyone see the Interactive Brokers founder Thomas Peterffy's commercial? Notable for the mere fact that a business man, who speaks English as a second language having immigrated, appears to have spent his own money and time to put out a political ad on TV.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:05 | 2879526 poor fella
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Is that the same "Join the 1%" Interactive Brokers? That commercial is hilarious, "I've LIVED in a socialist country" (as if the U.S. is one). And when did he leave? When he was older and had a choice, or when he was 6, dragged crying by his parents?

Anyway, between him and "EVEN if you don't give a fuck WHO the POTUS is and don't vote; if Obama wins, I'm going to pee myself and lay off some people to feel better"-David Siegel, I would have NEVER thought that the uber-wealthy-elite ARE SUCH FUCKING WHINY ASS BITCHES!!! Just another clown who isn't very funny (probably an interesting bio, but I have no time or desire to look it up).

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:07 | 2879538 Lore
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Wow. What a whiny ass bitch. ;-D

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:32 | 2879647 poor fella
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This election is a God DAMNED FARCE  ;-D

It's not whining when you figure fascism is right over the horizon. I've actually accepted that the U.S. populace is too fucking lethargic and ignorant to do anything... Capitalism for sheer profit, by the powerful, in back rooms, in central banks, and 2am Sunday Surprises, is destroying this planet and killing millions of people.

Ryan needs those long peacock eyelashes and he would be the perfect muppet character (Biden would be up in the balcony saying how much he hates the show, but can't live without it).

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:39 | 2879675 Totentänzerlied
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"Capitalism for sheer profit, by the powerful, in back rooms, in central banks, and 2am Sunday Surprises [...]"

Swing and a miss.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:53 | 2879723 poor fella
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yeah? you sure? Time is on my side, nothing is improving in the right way, and the wheels are falling off the cart.

I'm amazed, there actually ARE people that think if markets are up, and cans are kicked, that things are improving? I'm not falling for it, and after November, 'The Global Agenda' will move forward.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:01 | 2879761 poor fella
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And now I'm completely confused, because this comment you made, I actuall agree with, and it's not entirely different than what I was getting at.

"An entirely different mode of society is required. One that is capable of allocating and using resources at maximum efficiency without literally killing everyone.
Whether you think that means a free market, no market, or something else, you know it's true."

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-11/guest-post-pursuit-happiness-an...

Whatever, didn't mean to give you more than a couple of minutes. You get it though - this road is named "Dead End".

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:06 | 2879778 Lore
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What's coming is being called the Third Way: fascism at the top, communism at the bottom.  A global plantation, where the elites own everything and you have nothing.  The people who think they know better than fair markets are brewing a recipe for perfect inefficiency.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:15 | 2879570 goldfish1
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Who besides the media and the pundits is watching the debates? No fukking anybody.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:50 | 2879428 mjcOH1
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"If Biden gets crushed, it's pretty much over for Obama unless he starts some BS war by striking Iran or Syria... which he will probably do if he's about to lose... the guy got way too much ego."

 

Obama could fuck a goat on the White House lawn and it wouldn't matter.   Issues and individuals no longer matter.   It's a party line election predictable by demographics.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:06 | 2879533 CrimsonAvenger
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Although in fairness, that goat-fucking would make for some great TV.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:09 | 2879544 ACP
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Fuck a goat? Someone lose a big hand in poker?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:55 | 2879323 black calx
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How fun. I haven't watched a good comedy since the previous debate.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:56 | 2879327 malalingua
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If the VP debate is any indication of leadership in America, or lack thereof, then we're DOOMED!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:56 | 2879331 A Lunatic
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Dumb and Dumberester.......

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:58 | 2879336 booboo
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Plugs vs. Kid Jock
50 bucks Joe says "Pal" "Man" "cool" and "Barack is a clean cut black man".......in the same sentence.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:59 | 2879337 WeTheSheeplez
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You would think they would include a woman on the panel ...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:59 | 2879339 grunk
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I want a big pile-up like NASCAR.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:04 | 2879351 General Decline
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Sad thing is so many of the American sheeple think this shit is for real. I can't wait to go in to work tomorrow and listen to the idiots rehashing the debate. Like any of it even matters.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:04 | 2879353 erg
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I didn't see no stinkin' coin toss. Show it, transparency...and all that.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:05 | 2879354 westboundnup
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Does Biden have cotton in his mouth.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:10 | 2879363 booboo
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Med will do that

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:44 | 2879456 californiagirl
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And a really bad case of interruptitis.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:10 | 2879361 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:57 | 2879330 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:34 | 2879262 Sock Puppet

Dude, looks like you let a bunch a pansy candy asses into fight club by accident. No balls around here just a bunch of dipshits waiting for the sky to fall.

I guess I offended the Tylers with this last comment. I thought this was fight culb, not pussies club.


Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:03 | 2879350 Cliff Claven Cheers
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The Tylers are wiping all my Sock Puppet comments as we speak. So much for freedom of speech around here.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:53 | 2879320 Cliff Claven Cheers
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nmewn, Sock Puppet Here disguised as Cliff Claven. Looks like the Tylers banned my sock puppet avatar. I guess this place is run by pansies now. Not like the old fight club. Must be under new corporate ownership.

Anyway I will proceed to insult everyone with ol cliff.


Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:07 | 2879359 new Cliff Claven Cheers
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Looks like the Tylers don'g like ol Cliff either. They keep bumping me off.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:16 | 2879366 Cliff Claven Cheers
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this what i commented on the tylers banned my sock puppet guy.

Sincerely Cliff Claven

Tyler Durden 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:26 | 2879243 Tyler Durden
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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:16 | 2879377 Global Hunter
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uhhh...que?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:25 | 2879399 Cliff Claven Cheers
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I am just trying to document so you can see the Tylers either turned into pussies or they sold out to new corporate owners.  Anyway they banned my sock puppet avatar and scrubbed the comment.  No free speech around here.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:35 | 2879421 ExpendableOne
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Pay the bandwidth bill and you can have all the free speech you want.  The owner of the site is free to do whatever the hell they please with your posts (fight club and all).

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:00 | 2879506 Cliff Claven Cheers
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So you must be one of their apologists.  The adverstising pays for the bandwith so go fuck yourself.  If you had been here since ZH's inception as I have, in the past they would never moderate, ban or wipe comments to my knowledge.  This kind of shit looks bad on the whole fight club theme, kinda makes ZH like yahoo or whats his face at the ticker forum Carl something or other.  Any ZH has gone way down the shitter quick.  Must be doing what their advertisers are telling them.

So go fuck yourself until you can throw with me like a big boy.  I think your moma is calling you for dinner, better get going.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:11 | 2879557 Eireann go Brach
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Cliff, get a life you fucking loser! Get back in your mothers basement!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:21 | 2879607 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Believe it or not ZH was all I had.  I actually considered you guys friends.  You used to laugh at my jokes but when I pull the green curtain back and expose that the Tylers are no better than any other web site that tries to control the message.  Face it they fucked up.  They lost credibility.  If they can't take a little shit then they should shut this whole fucker down.  Anyway they say they move their servers to Switzerland so they can have freedom of speech, but that does not apply to the users. WTF.

Anyway the wife is bitchen at me to get off the computer.  Talk to you later.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:48 | 2879706 Harbanger
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Exactly how many different accounts do you have here?  I counted 4.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:54 | 2879732 Cliff Claven Cheers
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2.  I was just screwing around saying I owned Trav7777 and Cdad or Gunslinger.  They are some tards from the past.  Anyway is fun being a "Sock Puppet" (get it) to fuck around with people and get them fired up like the MDB guy.  What is the big deal, all were fucking anonymouse anyway under an Avatar.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:52 | 2879722 Lord Drek
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No, you're not unstable. Not in the least.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:57 | 2879747 Cliff Claven Cheers
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You sound like one of those pussy democrats.  Cast dispersions on me but you never really address the issues. WTF, I was right this site is filled with a bunch of pussies.  They should rename this dump the Powder Puff Club.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:21 | 2879822 Overfed
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Supercilious douchebag. Everybody knows that Cliff Claven is a character from Cheers.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:52 | 2879898 erg
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...cast aspersions...technically you're an idiot.

Go to bed!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:58 | 2879914 Harbanger
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#5?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 01:27 | 2880043 Cliff Claven Cheers
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you are catching on, I am also erg and dark pools of soros.  What can I say, I like to stir shit up.  otherwise it is just the same old shit around here waiting for everything to collapse.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 08:15 | 2880806 NidStyles
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The only shit you're stirring is your own.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 08:18 | 2880808 MillionDollarBogus_
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MDB guys, not guy...

We are expanding our enterprise...

Carry on...

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:45 | 2882293 harmonymonkey
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Disburse aspersions?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:49 | 2879470 Global Hunter
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OK.  I don't think I'd even know if they deleted any of my posts. Just move on and post some other stuff unrelated would be my opinion.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:04 | 2879525 earnyermoney
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"sold out to new corporate owners" that would be ABC media? I've never had any of my posts deleted to my knowledge. Compared to other blogs I've visited, this blog has some lax standards when it comes to moderation of offensive content.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:10 | 2879788 Angus McHugepenis
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My version of free speech;

Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck. Sorry, my tourettes's got the best of me.

Cock, cock-ity-cock-cock-cock-sucker-mother-fucker.

Fuck, I'm exhausted trying to prove free speech with my tourettes.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:14 | 2879370 Awakened Sheeple
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It would be pure gold if Ryan, in his response to the "intelligence failure in Libya" said, "You know, I think we should just get the fuck outta there."

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:16 | 2879573 poor fella
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Uhhh, between all the WAR DRUMS and SABRE RATTLING.... and kowtowing to the MilIndusCom, WHY would he say that?!?!

Besides, he can't say much of anything with Netanyahu's fucking ballsack bouncing around in his mouth... This country is SOOOO F'ed.... That's ALL that matters. They can say WHATEVER they want, then reneg, and we're right back to the fascist agenda.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:16 | 2879376 grunk
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The Mother of All Sanctions.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:16 | 2879378 BlackholeDivestment
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...lol, Martha, a DOD reporter, the dipshit Biden never had a chance.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:17 | 2879379 j8h9
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Biden totally won the debate. 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:18 | 2879380 davidsmith
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Wow!  Biden is TERRIBLE.  He looks like a death's head, and he keeps grinning like an idiot. What a senile old clown!  Ryan is, of course, channeling Jack Kennedy, which was always his strategy.

 

Another win for the AWFUL Romney camp.

 

This is going to be a Romney landslide.  I hate to say it, but there is actually credible talk about Romney carrying...CALIFORNIA!!!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:20 | 2879385 tsuki
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Ryan is channelling Eddie Munster-Haskell, Mr. 60% of his life on the government dole. 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:29 | 2879406 BlackholeDivestment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6f44HxdF_o 

...drinks blood from a Simpson Bowels, mu haa haa,

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:26 | 2879626 poor fella
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The BEST part of Romney/Ryan's B.S. is they may actually believe they can 'create an environment in which 12 million jobs will magically appear within 4 years and America will be energy independent.

OMG - WILL ENGINEERS EVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO RUN THE COUNTRY?!?!?

It would be absolutely great comedy to see if even MORE economic disparity can turn things around. We've all heard "Income inequality hasn't been this wide since the Great Depression!" ScREW ThAT! Finally, A RECORD WE CAN BEAT!!! Put a fork in this bitch...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:19 | 2879819 knukles
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Sorry to lighten the balloon, but out here in my stretch of the great social state, there is no talk of a Romney win....  Right now everybody is paralyzed...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 04:16 | 2880189 StychoKiller
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Can't afford petrol, eh?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:18 | 2879382 ZippyBananaPants
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Biden seems to like number 2!!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:20 | 2879384 grunk
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A bunch of stuff.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:21 | 2879388 fonzannoon
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Obiden seems to be boxing his boss in on Iran. 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:23 | 2879392 sharky2003
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Is Biden drunk? He sure is laughing a lot.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:49 | 2879469 raki_d
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Yes he is drunk

& Ryan is drinking, drinking & drinking..

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:14 | 2879566 CoolBeans
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Your avatar:  Too funny.  It's a Biden bug and I was trying to squish it.  It took me a minute to realize....

More debate drinking games!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:16 | 2879582 Zer0head
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best avatar award

I nearly pinged my screen

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 06:07 | 2880559 TWSceptic
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Must be the thin air.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:27 | 2879393 nmewn
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He talks to Bebe all the time!!!...go Joe go Joe...ROTFL!!!

Martha: Shut up Joe.

Joe: They don't have a vessel for the nuclear material!!!...I feel much better now.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:29 | 2879404 Cliff Claven Cheers
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nmewn you will be happy to know that I pissed the Tylers off with my Sock Puppet Avatar and they banned me and wiped my comment.  I assume they are scrubbing them all.  Any way I not very impressed with fight club anymore.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:38 | 2879422 nmewn
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Its all good...Biden's gettin his ass kicked...I'm lovin it.

GM's alive and Bin Ladens dead!...so is ambassodor Stevens, Joe. (April 18, 1960 – September 11, 2012)

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Four percent of "green jobs" DIDN'T go under!!!...ROTFL!!!...atta boy Joe.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:39 | 2879441 fonzannoon
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Ryan needs to tell Biden to shut the fuck up since this dumb bitch won't

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:52 | 2879478 Dr. Engali
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Biden is an arrogant prick. His laughter reminds me of Dick Cheney's sinister hand rubbing while he was debating John Edwards.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:28 | 2879632 dark pools of soros
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look at all the assclown Ryan fans showing up here LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS WHO GETS IN BETWEEN THESE TWO PARTIES

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:44 | 2879690 poor fella
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It's fucking nuts. It's like the election matters all of a sudden...

I guess when the SUPER Duper Bowl is on the idiotube - you naturally pick a side.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:51 | 2879896 dark pools of soros
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Bingo..  put on a jersey and root and place your bets

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:55 | 2879491 New_Meat
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and it was revealed today (at least to me) that Big Bird has a salary of $315k/year, he  has to show up.

Michelle had the job at the Chicago hospital at $316k/year and she didn't have any times to show up.

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Matha is just challenging Ryan on the math--how stupid is she?

- Ned

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:02 | 2879518 nmewn
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lol..math?...Joe!...lets change the subject!!!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:39 | 2879436 erg
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For a guy that has been scrubbed...you have a lot to say.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:16 | 2879548 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Hello, anyone home, anyone home.  Dipshit, listen I have 2 avatars to this site for the fun of it.  I pissed the Tylers off just fuckin with them.  I am trying to explain when they disagree with you they shut you up.  The whole fight club theme is now fucked.  They should fucking apologize to Sock Puppet and reactivate the account if is closed.  They are controlling the message which makes them no different the frauds on the net.  They should beg for my forgiveness and just put their pride aside that is the only thing that may help their now tarnished image.

No fuck off you pansy candy ass.  Go back to fucking yahoo for your news. 

**Edit:  I just checked my Sock Puppet account and I can not get in.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:24 | 2879616 erg
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You admit to two.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:31 | 2879638 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Your a quick one.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:31 | 2879639 dark pools of soros
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HAHA you donate a dime to the Tylers??  then fuckoff with your entitled mentality they can shut the fucker down if they want tomorrow

 

that's fight club

 

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:46 | 2879696 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Righto shit stain.  Do you know if I have ever donated money.  WTF read here any longer, tylers lost a lot of credibility in my eyes any way.  You can fuck off you boot licking apologist.  To retain credibility when they say they don't moderate and the do, well that is known as a lie.  Are they fighting for fucking justice in this sham of a world economy or are they going to spend time banning someone for calling them a pussy?  WTF. 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 23:34 | 2879858 dark pools of soros
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haha kid joker, I guess you wish freedom to piss on someones leg as a protected form of expression right?  They don't have to fight for shit, I guess you forgot to read their manifesto and somehow have your fairy wishes blinding you that no one else gives a fuck

 

you want change go do something about it.. who the fuck wants a backseat whining faggot??   hows that for freedom of speech?

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 01:18 | 2880027 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Even though you are shit skid on societies underwear, I support your free speech no matter how dumb you are.  Also you managed to insult the entire gay community to try and disparage me.  BTW when I call someone a cock sucker like you I always give the disclaimer no offense intended to those that are gay. 

I have school in the morning so I have to go to bed.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:47 | 2879465 New_Meat
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nmewn: not surprising to me, but Matha' is getting rolled (she's on her third progressive husband, go figure) and Joe-bite-me is just being Joe.

Go-Joe-Joe

- Ned

{Not that she's in the O-Bag}

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:55 | 2879481 nmewn
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Ryans beating both their asses...this is getting good...all Crazy Uncle Joe can do is roll his eyes and smile like a possum eating shit ;-)

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Joe: Ronald...excuse me, Govenor Romney...ROTFL!!!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:58 | 2879499 New_Meat
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And Matha is now challenging the O "strategy" in the Afghan.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:01 | 2879509 nmewn
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Oh noes!!!

Joe...say SOMETHING!!!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:24 | 2879396 EvlTheCat
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War as a last resort???  Anyone want to answer when the last time we haven't been at war?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:27 | 2879402 fonzannoon
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'you don't read the statistics the unemployment rate is going down!"

angry face

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:28 | 2879403 grunk
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Stop the smirk/laugh, Joe. It's rude.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:34 | 2879417 sharky2003
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Wow this guy is a huge asshole

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:59 | 2879503 New_Meat
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I'm glad that you have had this revelation, it is good for you and us all. - Ned

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:15 | 2879556 nmewn
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Just kicked his ass on "fighting season" in Afghanistan as well.

Bidens a "foreign policy and military expert"...ya know ;-)

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And Syria...ziiiing!

Hillary's reset button with Putin...lol.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:30 | 2879408 A Lunatic
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Zimbabwe made it and we will too..........

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:02 | 2879516 The Shootist
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Well, the whites and opposing parties didn't, but I get it. Germany made it past the early 1920s.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:32 | 2879413 stocktivity
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Who in their right mind would base their presidential vote on a stupid VP debate?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:17 | 2879581 sharky2003
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Sarah Palin might be able to answer that for you...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:34 | 2879418 MillionDollarBogus_
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Joe is entertaining.

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:40 | 2879442 BlackholeDivestment
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...Biden would get his ass kicked in his own bar.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:00 | 2879507 New_Meat
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finest entertainment that I've had without chemical enhancement.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:31 | 2879641 New_Meat
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OK, junksta' It ISN'T the finest entertainment. - Ned

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:35 | 2879419 erg
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I just wish someone had the temerity to mention U6 unemployment rates.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:55 | 2879488 ScotlandTheBrave
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Ryan kind of did...mentioned 23m out of work.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 02:24 | 2880121 ebworthen
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As soon as Ryan uttered "U6" most Americans eyes would glaze over and have a faint recollection of the U2 concert they went to in the early 90's.

"Oh...U6...good..."

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:34 | 2879420 fonzannoon
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for whatever it's worth the titans are making a game of it

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:01 | 2879511 New_Meat
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they did fine against the Pats, but this show here is free!

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:36 | 2879424 MillionDollarBogus_
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Why do they keep writing things down..??

They don't look at them later..

Me thinks they are playing suduko...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:36 | 2879425 hotkarlandthecl...
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Biden is drunker than an Indian.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:37 | 2879427 Everybodys All ...
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Seriously wtf with Biden's smiling like a high schooler.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:02 | 2879519 CoolBeans
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Biden's an arrogant snarky spiteful bastard.  Beyond that, he's nucking futs.

Martha, really?  Can we get a REAL moderator here?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:13 | 2879562 therearetoomany...
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I think he shit his depends and he's squishing around OR his dentures are slipping.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:36 | 2879661 TuesdayBen
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He dropped some serious coin on those veneers

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:38 | 2879430 stinkhammer
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joe shit the ragman

 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:38 | 2879432 l1b3rty
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thanks but no thanks!

http://silvervigilante.com

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:40 | 2879443 MillionDollarBogus_
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Joe, quit interupting...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:40 | 2879445 MillionDollarBogus_
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Joe, quit fucking interupting...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:41 | 2879448 Everybodys All ...
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Joe is just blowing it ... by being an asshole.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:41 | 2879449 Tsar Pointless
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So Paul Ryan went to college on the backs of the taxpayers of the USofA, huh? Social Security survivor benefits, eh? Damn socialist!

You didn't build that career of yours, did you, Pauly? On behalf of my father - who is no longer here to speak for himself - I say, "You're welcome, Pauly."

BTW - Pauly was voted "Biggest Brown-Noser" by his classmates in high school. Quite astute, those people were.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:05 | 2879527 New_Meat
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evidently pointless

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:42 | 2879451 The Gooch
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Vomit burn

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:43 | 2879453 MillionDollarBogus_
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Zip it, Joe...

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:49 | 2879468 New_Meat
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au contraire, Joe has instructions to "just be Joe"

don't cha' know.

- Ned

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:43 | 2879454 Blankenstein
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What is that weird buldge on the left side of Biden's forehead?

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:46 | 2879463 DeadFinks
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It's where they hid the chip.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:00 | 2879508 CoolBeans
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I think its an imbedded microphone and someone is trying to feed him answers....but they can't get a word in edgwise.  What a dickhead.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 22:15 | 2879571 Blankenstein
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On closer examination, I think he might be Klingon.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:44 | 2879455 sharky2003
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All this talk of entitlement spending makes me want to make another run to the local coin shop asap.

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