The 'Real-Thing' Biden vs Ryan VeeP Debate - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

At 9pm Eastern, the debate that we suspect will go down in infamy begins. As the two Vice-Presidential candidates square off in a David-and-Goliath, young-and-the-restless, Palin-vs-Couric, 'Marquez-Pacquiao 3'-style debate-a-thon. The critical question remains - will Ryan ask if he can call Biden 'Joe'? Pick up your drinking-game cheat-sheet and grab the popcorn as the battle for of the ages begins...


Obama's Odds are sliding...


Some of the best V.P. Debate moments...


Dennis Miller sums it up...



and here's the real-thing - the live-webcast...


and here's the CNN Live Link

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ACP's picture

Damn, the Romney smirk is rubbing off on Ryan.

erg's picture

Looks like Joe is getting the odd tingle up his leg.

ACP's picture

But old Joe ain't too suave. Looks about as unprofessional as McCain.

flacon's picture

The REAL Joe Biden from "Bad Lip Reading":



"Joe Biden" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite


economics9698's picture

The clown show designed to distract the peasants from the thieves.   

eatthebanksters's picture

Biden did a good job of keeping Ryan from running up the score by going after O's record.  That being said the only fans he picked up with that smile were jailhouse pervs...I wonder if we're going to see zillions of Halloween masks with that grin this year

DaveyJones's picture

two idiots spar to back up two idiots

just remember, it's not the banks, the only thing that matters is one country's nuclear efforts 

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

Brother Davey, Cdad, I mean Trav777, I mean Sock Puppet here disguised by Cliff Claven here.  Anyway the I think the Tylers banned my Sock Puppet handle and avatar for telling them things have went to shit in the fight club they let a bunch of pussies in here.  Long story short, the Tylers do not allow free speech, fuck this site.  Talk about controlling the message.  I am sure they will ban Cliff as well when they catch on.

dark pools of soros's picture

they allow free speech just dont give a fuck about suffering fools wisely.. they just kick them the fuck out

Overfed's picture

They allow free speech. You're just a douche.

pods's picture

You are free to speak your mind, the Tyler's just don't have to pay for it.


Keyser's picture

Too bad it's not a pain in his left arm. 


Lore's picture



What an oily, whorish pair. Where are the real problems and their solutions?

We see such big scandals brewing. Ohhhhh, my.

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." - Henry Ford

"The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later, is the people versus the banks." - Lord Acton

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lolmao500's picture

If Biden gets crushed, it's pretty much over for Obama unless he starts some BS war by striking Iran or Syria... which he will probably do if he's about to lose... the guy got way too much ego.

Unprepared's picture

or the unemployment rate would magically go to -10%

goldfish1's picture

Nah, mittens is plain unlikeable. And the 47% plus gubmint workers love their handouts. Bam bam in a landslide.

holdbuysell's picture

Gerald Celente (Trends Journal and political atheist) has been calling for Obama to win for over a year...until the debates began. After Obama's debate meltdown, he now believes whoever wins the debates will win the election.

In related news, anyone see the Interactive Brokers founder Thomas Peterffy's commercial? Notable for the mere fact that a business man, who speaks English as a second language having immigrated, appears to have spent his own money and time to put out a political ad on TV.

poor fella's picture

Is that the same "Join the 1%" Interactive Brokers? That commercial is hilarious, "I've LIVED in a socialist country" (as if the U.S. is one). And when did he leave? When he was older and had a choice, or when he was 6, dragged crying by his parents?

Anyway, between him and "EVEN if you don't give a fuck WHO the POTUS is and don't vote; if Obama wins, I'm going to pee myself and lay off some people to feel better"-David Siegel, I would have NEVER thought that the uber-wealthy-elite ARE SUCH FUCKING WHINY ASS BITCHES!!! Just another clown who isn't very funny (probably an interesting bio, but I have no time or desire to look it up).

Lore's picture

Wow. What a whiny ass bitch. ;-D

poor fella's picture

This election is a God DAMNED FARCE  ;-D

It's not whining when you figure fascism is right over the horizon. I've actually accepted that the U.S. populace is too fucking lethargic and ignorant to do anything... Capitalism for sheer profit, by the powerful, in back rooms, in central banks, and 2am Sunday Surprises, is destroying this planet and killing millions of people.

Ryan needs those long peacock eyelashes and he would be the perfect muppet character (Biden would be up in the balcony saying how much he hates the show, but can't live without it).


Totentänzerlied's picture

"Capitalism for sheer profit, by the powerful, in back rooms, in central banks, and 2am Sunday Surprises [...]"

Swing and a miss.

poor fella's picture

yeah? you sure? Time is on my side, nothing is improving in the right way, and the wheels are falling off the cart.

I'm amazed, there actually ARE people that think if markets are up, and cans are kicked, that things are improving? I'm not falling for it, and after November, 'The Global Agenda' will move forward.

poor fella's picture

And now I'm completely confused, because this comment you made, I actuall agree with, and it's not entirely different than what I was getting at.

"An entirely different mode of society is required. One that is capable of allocating and using resources at maximum efficiency without literally killing everyone.
Whether you think that means a free market, no market, or something else, you know it's true."

Whatever, didn't mean to give you more than a couple of minutes. You get it though - this road is named "Dead End".

Lore's picture

What's coming is being called the Third Way: fascism at the top, communism at the bottom.  A global plantation, where the elites own everything and you have nothing.  The people who think they know better than fair markets are brewing a recipe for perfect inefficiency.

goldfish1's picture

Who besides the media and the pundits is watching the debates? No fukking anybody.

mjcOH1's picture

"If Biden gets crushed, it's pretty much over for Obama unless he starts some BS war by striking Iran or Syria... which he will probably do if he's about to lose... the guy got way too much ego."


Obama could fuck a goat on the White House lawn and it wouldn't matter.   Issues and individuals no longer matter.   It's a party line election predictable by demographics.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

Although in fairness, that goat-fucking would make for some great TV.

ACP's picture

Fuck a goat? Someone lose a big hand in poker?

black calx's picture

How fun. I haven't watched a good comedy since the previous debate.

malalingua's picture

If the VP debate is any indication of leadership in America, or lack thereof, then we're DOOMED!

A Lunatic's picture

Dumb and Dumberester.......

booboo's picture

Plugs vs. Kid Jock
50 bucks Joe says "Pal" "Man" "cool" and "Barack is a clean cut black man" the same sentence.

WeTheSheeplez's picture

You would think they would include a woman on the panel ...

grunk's picture

I want a big pile-up like NASCAR.

General Decline's picture

Sad thing is so many of the American sheeple think this shit is for real. I can't wait to go in to work tomorrow and listen to the idiots rehashing the debate. Like any of it even matters.

erg's picture

I didn't see no stinkin' coin toss. Show it, transparency...and all that.

westboundnup's picture

Does Biden have cotton in his mouth.

californiagirl's picture

And a really bad case of interruptitis.

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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:57 | 2879330 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:34 | 2879262 Sock Puppet

Dude, looks like you let a bunch a pansy candy asses into fight club by accident. No balls around here just a bunch of dipshits waiting for the sky to fall.

I guess I offended the Tylers with this last comment. I thought this was fight culb, not pussies club.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:03 | 2879350 Cliff Claven Cheers
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The Tylers are wiping all my Sock Puppet comments as we speak. So much for freedom of speech around here.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:53 | 2879320 Cliff Claven Cheers
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nmewn, Sock Puppet Here disguised as Cliff Claven. Looks like the Tylers banned my sock puppet avatar. I guess this place is run by pansies now. Not like the old fight club. Must be under new corporate ownership.

Anyway I will proceed to insult everyone with ol cliff.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 21:07 | 2879359 new Cliff Claven Cheers
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Looks like the Tylers don'g like ol Cliff either. They keep bumping me off.

Cliff Claven Cheers's picture

this what i commented on the tylers banned my sock puppet guy.

Sincerely Cliff Claven

Tyler Durden 

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 20:26 | 2879243 Tyler Durden
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I am just trying to document so you can see the Tylers either turned into pussies or they sold out to new corporate owners.  Anyway they banned my sock puppet avatar and scrubbed the comment.  No free speech around here.