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Farage Slams Nobel Peace Prize Farce As "Insurgency And Violence" Reign

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We noted earlier the somewhat surrealistic decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union (though entirely consistent it would seem given their previous 'Obama' decision) but now UKIP's Nigel Farage has weighed in with his 'boots on the ground' perspective of this farce. "You only have to open your eyes to see the increasing violence and division within the EU which is caused by the Euro project" he said, adding that "the awarding of this prize to the EU brings it into disrepute." We suspect that reputation is already 'diss'ed but analogizing the tragic imposition of a new flag on Yugoslavia, Farage concludes: "Rather than bring peace and harmony, the EU will cause insurgency and violence." We can only assume that Bin Laden's death forced the 'Nobel's to quick recount.



"You only have to open your eyes to see the increasing violence and division within the EU which is caused by the Euro project" he said.


"Spain is on the verge of a bail-out, with senior military figures warning that the Army may have to intervene in Catalonia. In Greece people are starving and abandoning their children through desperate poverty and never a week goes by that we don't see riots and protests in capital cities against the troika and the economic prison they have imposed.


"The next stage is to abandon the Nation state: the awarding of this prize to the EU brings it into disrepute."


Mr Farage added, "The last attempt in Europe to impose a new flag, currency and nationality on separate states was called Yugoslavia. The EU is repeating the same tragic mistake."


"Rather than bring peace and harmony, the EU will cause insurgency and violence."


Perhaps, in addition, as a gentle reminder, GoJam of The Needle blog can provide some color on this surreal decision:

Congratulations to the EU for Winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

The decision, apparently was unanimous and to celebrate this momentus achievement I’ve put together a small picture gallery of peaceful Europe in 2012.


Of course if the peaceful record of Barack Obama after winning the prize is anything to go by, this could spell the beginning of the end for the EU.


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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:53 | 2881128 Eireann go Brach
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What's worse, this one or Obama's?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:56 | 2881137 SeattleBruce
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At least Obama had no record for all to plainly see.  (Now he does.)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02 | 2881148 Dalago
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Shouldn't it be renamed Piece Prize because chances are the winner has taken out a piece of humanity?  haha

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:05 | 2881175 Stackers
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EU to overthrow 5 dictators with "kinetic military action" to celebrate

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:10 | 2881196 notbot
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Cliff Asness, defining the Nobel Peace Prize:

Definition: A prize awarded to the left’s favorite person that year.

Antonym: Any prize having anything to do with actual Peace, or frankly accomplishment of any kind.

I think he was "being too polite"

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:12 | 2881215 Capitalist10
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Next up, Nobel Prize for Economics awarded to Greece.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:43 | 2881658 caconhma
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Don't forget that Mr. Nobel was one who invented dynamite. So, EU well deserves the Nobel prize.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:19 | 2882207 Nothing To See Here
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Don't forget that Paul Krugman already received the Nobel in economics. Giving it to Greece would thus be meaningless.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 02:50 | 2884077 Radical Marijuana
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Dynamite. Good One! When I first glanced at the head line of this story, I thought it must be a faked story, told as a joke. I had to do a double take to recognized it was actually real news, rather than FKN NEWZ.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:52 | 2882119 Pool Shark
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 01:44 | 2884039 Spunko
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Or to Paul Krugman...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:27 | 2881586 tonyw
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No way should it go to the EU, they haven't launched enough drones or killed enough civilians.

Obama should get it again.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:53 | 2881894 jeff montanye
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your point is well taken.  

however, as with obama, the committee members are being clairvoyant and, as with obama's widening of the gwot to yemen, libya, syria, iran, pakistan, u.s. citizens and their teenaged relatives..., they are anticipating the carnage that must oppose the austerity that the clueless eurocrats in their sumptuous leather jackets are prepared to visit on the weak in defense of their prideful dream before they are dissuaded.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:49 | 2882464 Reptil
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It seems not everyone on the Nobel Price committee agreed with this questionable result:
"Norwegian Socialist Left Party leader Lysbakken, whose representative in Nobel Prize Jury was off ill, accuses Jury chief of a "putsch"- DPA "
Me? I think this Nobel Price for the EU is great. It exemplfies to many europeans how deep the rot has penetrated, it's obvious now; while they're being marginalised, their functioning economy taken down, and their democracies trampled, the ppl who willfully fucked the Europa dream are praised, and are patting themselves on the back because of the praise. It's like someone called it; "a boomerang effect".

The EU government themselves? They're confident enough to inform the public of their real ideas. (Google translate)

Soon the book will hit the shelves, and we can immerse ourselves into more pages of madness. whoeiiiiii

For the quick reader here's two quotes:
The old nation-states of Europe will not be without a fight relinquish their power.

"The European Union is perhaps the best thing the old continent in recent millennia has happened."

The selfdescribed "federalists" are of the opinion that the nation state is the culprit. The systemic failure of the euro project's finances now need to be solved by blaming the democratic institutions that were build up over centuries. The European Commission and European Parliament fail to understand they're the cause of the problem, since they NEVER had the european finances in order. As i wrote before, it's allowed for the malinvestments that have led to the enormous differences between "creditor" and "debtor" states. As before the european accounting office reports enormous conflicts of interests:

And the governments, unbeknownst to the people were ok with those moneystreams since the big banks in Germany, UK and the Netherlands, who reaped the benefits of the massive money flows, and big corporations who benefitted (and still do) of the favourable tax rules and easy access to the Brussels backdoor, those national governments are now are still in line with the EU government: They want to "equalise" these differences in one fell swoop, by dumping the whole mess, insolvent and not insolvent states in one "central EU bank bucket". A folly of this magnitude not even Nigel Farange envisioned, he mostly called it as "incompetence". Incompetent sure, but it is my opinion, the "Federalists" didn't care if nation states or their economies failed since it's not in their interest. They want the federation Europe under their leadership and that's it. I'd like to mention that a confused and bankrupted people could, in theory be herded towards a union easier, than citizens of a successful nation state. Anyway, here's the "interim report" of Herman van Rompuy

Farange did point out that the home state of a guy like Guy Verhofstadt; Belgium (the nest of the snakes) now fail spectacularly.They're 750 Million Euro short on the budget.
But they found a solution; just don't release ANY budget whatsoever:

Here's a french video interview of that Guy Verhofstadt

It would be rather inconsistent with the EU Commission's goals if the host state would have a functioning government, now wouldn't it be? Because they, in their insanity, see the nation state and the people that are now becoming aware of the deceit, as "competition" and would not allow another "captain on their bridge" (read "would not allow another pig in the taxpayer money trough").

In the Netherlands the betrayal of ramming the ESM treaty through parliament while the government resigned now becomes clear, after the elections, that is. Not to worry, although they all recieved a Knighthood for their efforts of our Queen <sarc>she tried to make the best of a bad situation</sarc>The nation's politicians will be left with two choices; either continue the march towards the abyss, or stop and pull the cork on the euro participation. I think they are confident it will work out, despite the looming cliff, and that it's too late to turn back (IMO it NEVER is). But, since the deliberations on how to solve the Creditcrisis - now conveniently renamed "Economic crisis" last month were secret, no one but they themselves know for sure. And they have enough to worry about, at home, with a developing scandal of the State Secretary of Justice who's facing serious allegations of running a pedofile ring, but is miraculously protected, from any investigation or prosecution. I must say the timing of this "breaking news" which has been festering for two decades, is immaculate. He might be tossed under the bus regardless, after his usefulness as blackmailable politician has run out. Then there's the push of government to comply to foreign demands to regulate the cofeeshops (which are successful in the meaning that they keep streetcrime to a minimum), and NO one, conservative or socialist alike wants that, since it IS functioning here, but still, miraculously, it's happening. Regardless of the outcome, it's another example of a government that's turning on it's people and performing a nosedive.


Now, some of you might see this as "growing pains", and the rough start of a european coöperation on a continent that always had some struggles.

But here it comes....  amidst all the chaos, and mismanagement, there are members of the european parliament that are now making their plans to open europe for global trade known, THEY ARE PLANNING A "FREE TRADE AGREEMENT WITH JAPAN AND THE USA". The name and wording implies something like NAFTA. And you all know what this did to the small to medium business of the USA and the farmers of Mexico. It also meant the demise of the middle class in the USA. To do this now, to a european people who were building up a competative global trading position, despite all the regulations and taxes, with a people that rely on small agriculture and business, to put this plan in motion, during the breakdown, is not going to help the citizens of europe. This is going to help supra-national corporations that already bridged the Atlantic Ocean, that have offices and factories all over the world and don't give a shit about unemployment in this or that region, and on the other end, those in power so they can continue to serve their role as a "Government for the Corporations". These members of parliament and the think-tanks that they float on, are trying to copy the lobbyist-Congress model of the USA.

"Global growth is in Asia so it's in Asia that we must go after growth. Japan is the third largest national economy in the world but only our seventh largest trade partner. This is unacceptable and we need to use free trade negotiations to re-launch our exports to this crucial partner. My report makes clear that we must be firm in negotiations and secure a good deal for EU industry - opening negotiations does not mean that we have to complete them if Japan does not fulfill its part. In particular, the Commission must ensure Japan removes non-tariff regulatory barriers to trade and obstacles to public procurement which unfairly shut out European companies. To those reluctant national governments, I say that we must see this FTA as an opportunity and not as a threat. The same protectionist fears were present before the conclusion of the FTA with South Korea, but now a year after its entry into force, the statistics show that it's the EU that benefited the most. "

I can only come to one (preliminairy) conclusion  

They are trashing the economies, and are setting the EU up to become part of a bigger whole, and to achieve this in a short timespan, they've declared WAR on their own people. What an eternal pity that these carreer politicians do not know measure, and that they disregard and even trash the true strenght of europe; democracies built (with blood of generations) on consent, and people with diverse backgrounds and differing economic qualities. I.o.w. they HATE the diversity that makes Europe european. They're trying to make Europe into a uniform factory model state by putting the horse behind the cart. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they call on the U.N. to send troops once the shit hits the fan.

Here's the Artist Taxi Driver with another brilliant rant:

No wonder the Swiss are mobilising their armies: It will not end well.


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:15 | 2881231 SeverinSlade
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Is Nigel about to be fined another few thousands Euros for this statement?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:00 | 2882146 Nikao7
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"Shouldn't it be renamed Piece Prize"

Or just "Piece of Shit Prize"???

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:58 | 2881149 GetZeeGold
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Obama isn't gonna sign a check for anyone. Nigel sez the checks in the's as good a gold.



Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:05 | 2881179 john39
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kissinger's.... might as well and just go ahead and award it to molach.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:59 | 2881153 magpie
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Too early to tell /sarc

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:04 | 2881171 Unprepared
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EU is people too, just like ObamaNation.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:12 | 2881213 bank guy in Brussels
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People of 'European Citizenism'

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:05 | 2881173 JPM Hater001
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"What's worse, this one or Obama's?"

This one.  Obama's is purely for his ego while this one was for the bankers.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:28 | 2881588 b_thunder
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The most deserving  Peace Prize winner was Yasser Arafat.  Without a shadow of doubt.



Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:50 | 2881879 Joe A
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Why? For blowing up busses with schoolchildren? For having athletes massacred at the olympics?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:04 | 2881940 blueRidgeBoy
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it's sarcasm

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:59 | 2881915 Clayton Bigsby
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Christ - once again, the nobel prize committee totally, utterly, and irrefutably Shits the Bed...  Congrats dumbasses...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 19:21 | 2883382 Ryuukai
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Obama ended the Iraq War and the so called "War on Terror". And he didn't start new wars.


All in all, he has been the most 'peaceful' US president since decades past

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:56 | 2881138 Gimp
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Lone voice in a sea of lies

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:09 | 2881200 ghengis86
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I wonder how much this round of truth telling will cost him?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:35 | 2881611 dick cheneys ghost
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Lets put equal blame on the crooked banks residing in 'The City of London' (most of which are US banks)


I love Nigel, but he never talks about the filth that is 'The City of London'........

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:41 | 2882073 JimBowie1958
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Because he is a ..... wait for it.....POLITISHUN!

He might need dem voters one day, so he aint gonna shit on em!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:56 | 2881139 NorthenSoul
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It's becoming a reliable contrarian indicator. This is priceless for whomever wanna trade/fade.

So...what's the problem here? Let's follow the trend!  :-)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:57 | 2881141 insanelysane
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Mr Nobel would be proud as the EU has more explosive power than TNT.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:57 | 2881142 Dalago
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Hahaha the EU causes violence and wins the Nobel Piece Prize.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:58 | 2881145 BrigstockBoy
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Any way to get Farage on the ticket in the U.S.?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:58 | 2881147 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I hear that Mugabe is on the short list for next years prize

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 23:59 | 2883940 GlobalCtzn
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Hat trick baby!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:58 | 2881150 Catullus
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It's like when Tool Time won a safety award for teaching people what not to do.

So does everyone in European Union get the award? Like they have to issue a giant gold medallion to everyone?

This is just as funny as when Time's Person of the Year was You.

What a way to kill an annual award.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 09:59 | 2881152 PhattyBuoy
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"May the farce be with you".

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:00 | 2881155 Village Smithy
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O/T. Seems like it's "party on" for all the muppets in the the tony zipcode areas that the U of M called this week. Why those zipcodes? Oh, they're just randomly generated.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:00 | 2881156 slackrabbit
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Louis Ifer should have won!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:01 | 2881158 RSloane
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The EU cannot exist much longer as it is now. Its simply not possible. Unemployment is growing, discontent is growing, disillusionment is growing. The only thing not growing is prosperity and justice.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02 | 2881161 holdbuysell
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I can imagine the award money evaporating into the EU just as a drop of water would when dropped onto a hot pan.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02 | 2881162 Dr. Engali
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I wonder what in the hell the criteria for being awarded the peace prize is? Maybe it's awarded on the basis of who or what  has the most potential of eliminating a large portion af mankind. That's the only thing I can think certainly fits when you consider the peace prize was established by the inventor of dynamite. 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:09 | 2881195 Mitzibitzi
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Maybe they just figure that the only way to have peace is to eliminate all the troublemakers. Or the 6.5 billion of them that aren't either filthy rich or irrevocably brainwashed into unquestioning compliance, anyway.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:29 | 2881592 tonyw
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We don't need no stinking criteria

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02 | 2881163 warezdog
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Anyone remember when the prize wasn't a COMPLETE AND TOTAL JOKE?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:05 | 2881178 GetZeeGold
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$5.99 plus shipping and have to pay up and that's no joke.


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:02 | 2881165 phat ho
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<----- (munching on popcorn)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:55 | 2881898 Uncle Remus
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Crap - I knew I forget something at the grocery...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:05 | 2881177 new game
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the terd is done swirreling and has entered the pipe.

question is can it get to the main line without a clog and backup/ugly shit all over the place.

my guess is the plugger of last resort will be on the job sooon

(plumber ben)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:06 | 2881181 ziggy59
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On Bizarro World the same thing happens...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:07 | 2881184 irie1029
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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:43 | 2881850 OutLookingIn
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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:07 | 2881185 sunaJ
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Since when was the Nobel Prize awarded to those in power and a hope for what they WILL do instead of highlighting an accomplishment someone has already done? I thought the same thing when they awarded the prize to Obama. Luckily, that turned out well for them.


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:07 | 2881188 Bubble
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Now, if we just rehypothecate the prize monies......


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:09 | 2881199 new game
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or is that jpm doubling down on sov euro with plumber ben on standby.

eitherway they will get that shit to the main line(taxpayer) to pay the interest and keep er goin...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:12 | 2881214 resurger
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Nobel to the EU!

It  only gets worse and worse...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:13 | 2881216 Tombstone
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The NPP is the joke of the century.  It has all the credibility of The Dictator, Communists and China. 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:13 | 2881218 LeisureSmith
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Dear Santa, i wish someone would punch Barroso in the face. 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:13 | 2881221 swiss chick
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Yeah you go Nigel tell them what we all think.


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:14 | 2881228 irishlink
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This award reminds me of Empress Josephine"s slap in the face to the French serfs 'let them eat cake' and we all know where that ended. The arrogance of the Elite has just reached a new level and they are now quite openly mocking our intel whence. How in the world did a panell come to this agreement and who put the seed idea onto the agenda?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:21 | 2881772 EricArthurBlair
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The phrase is commonly misattributed to Marie Antoinette. The sentence first appeared in Jean-Jacques Rousseau's Confessions, his autobiography whose first six books were written in 1765, when Marie Antoinette was nine years of age, and published in 1782. Josephine became an empress in 1804.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:52 | 2881888 Uncle Remus
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"when Marie Antoinette was nine years of age"

In that context that quote seems perfectly appropriate.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:16 | 2881232 holgerdanske
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Congratulations to the EU. What is this world coming to. The EU has been forced down the throat of slightly less than 50% of the population in Europe. Where there has been dissent, peopel have voted repeatedly, until the desired result was achieved, and then that was considered binding.  Untold millions of tax payers money has been spent on propaganda and brainwashing and the leaders have threatened a dumbed down electorate with fire and brimstone, were they to resist increased unification.

I don't want to be part of a United states of Europe, and neither does the majority of Europeans, especially at the moment, I guess. To award the peace price to the EU is an insult, and makes a mockery of the whole notion of a peace price.




Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:20 | 2881344 LeisureSmith
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Forced union is rape.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:43 | 2881656 Urban Redneck
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But NO means YES in Eurocrat speak and vote counting.

the beatings will continue until morale improves


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:39 | 2882069 Cpl Hicks
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Maybe, but next time I get to be on top.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:21 | 2881361 SoundMoney45
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The EU is the USSR version 2, not the USA v2.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:16 | 2881234 heatbarrier
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Nobel Peace Prize?  More like, "Requiescat in Pace".

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:17 | 2881256 nodhannum
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Why didn't they give another peace prize to our "Dear Leader" as he sorely needs the boost.  I mean, the BLS can't do it alone, can they?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:23 | 2881443 Grimbert
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Nigel with Lauren Lyster yesterday

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:24 | 2881496 Sixdeuce062
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ha the nobel prize doesnt mean jack fiat any more look at the morons the have handed them out to lately I would offened to be even nominated for that garrbage nobel is spining in his grave right now

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:26 | 2881575 PUD
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Fine that troublesome nilly wanker 5000 euros!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:31 | 2881591 Supernova Born
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Now don't go spending that big €0.93 million prize all in one place.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:37 | 2881622 debtor of last ...
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Tungsten medal for fascist fake superstate. God what a freak show this is.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:39 | 2881633 francis_sawyer
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This story simply leaves francis_sawyer speechless...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:44 | 2881853 falak pema
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In France there has been a court verdict of three girls getting raped in a gang bang rape, more than 13 years ago, thats how long it takes the courts to decide in good ole France.

Outcome? they voted like the Nobel peace prize committee, they whitewashed 10 of the 14 incriminated and gave light sentences to four of ONE year in prison. Its has caused a public uproar; our law courts as so corrupt we are made speechless! 


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:11 | 2881744 Uncle Remus
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I love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like chicken.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:37 | 2881826 adonisdemilo
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It'll look like a great Peace Prize, awarded by a bunch of Euro propagandists to a bunch Euro zealots when they succeed in getting the entire European peoples at each others throats.

Or, maybe the next war will be between the people and said propagandists and zealots.

Bring it on.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:42 | 2881848 Inthemix96
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This just shows how out of touch the PTB really are.

This smells, and smacks of desperation, how many of the 500 million folk of Europe look at this in absolute astonishment that the god damn EU gets the nobel peace prize?

How many good people in Greece, Germany, Ireland, Spain, Italy, France, Portugal, England, Cyprus, Poland, Russia, Estonia, Afganistan, Iran, Isreal, USA, Mexico, Columbia, Argentina, Etc etc etc, are reading this bollocks and wondering, what the fuck are the pigmen up to?

The nobel peace prize to the EU is a banksters wet dream, a politicians wet dream because they believe to themselves that this prestigious award will quieten the sheep down.

Well heres some news TPTB.  Go fuck yourselves, a vast and growing majority of folk around the world know exactly what the hell is going down.  You think trying to buy off 500 million people with a joke award you gave to barry sotearo for peace will surfice?  Fuck the whole lot of you.  I hope I am in the crowd that rams this prize down the neck of barroso just before he swings from a tree, you bunch of fucking imbeciles.

Some one told me a long time ago, revenge is a dish best served cold.  I hope I am the waiter who fucking delivers it.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:03 | 2882550 Dburn
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 Blankfein "What do we get if we're doing "God's Work? This really sucks. Who do we have to pay off to get our Nobel peace prize?"
 Sniff sniff, "roll your tits a little their honey. Heh Heh "



Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:44 | 2881854 Vince Clortho
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It's like giving the Miss Universe title to the obese behemoth commonly seen in the electric cart at Walmart.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:49 | 2881875 Uncle Remus
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Honey Boo Boo is that you?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:33 | 2882039 falak pema
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THE peace prize is now ANTICIPAtory, not a posteriori. 

Wow, you get the prize BEFORE you do it. 

Imagine getting the gold medal at the Olympics before the race begins! 

DOn't bother to run, we know who the winner is! 

During the Papal age it was called "indulgences"!!!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:39 | 2882070 Charlie the Chump
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End of the EU? We should be so lucky.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:42 | 2882079 news printer
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Next one should go to Mugabe for creating the wealthiest nation in the world;

they are all billionaires

No Malarkey

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:46 | 2882081 deepdish
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The timing is terrible now.

But there is no doubt that EU has been a remarkable peace project. We have had almost 70 years without major wars in the western Europe. That has never happened before and it is the foundation of the EU that is the reason why killings in European wars has gone from millions to zero.


For the first time, people in Europe live without fear of big armies marching into neighboring countries and bombs.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:44 | 2882088 tocointhephrase
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From that other channel that think they report the news.

B B C:The European Union has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for six decades of work in advancing peace in Europe.


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2882149 Bastiat009
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Arafat, Obama, the EU ... next year, the Nobel peace prize will be shared by Syria and Iran.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:18 | 2882606 Amagnonx
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I think to keep with the current ironic use of this prize, it would be better delivered to the CIA and Al Quiada - at least then Obama and the EU would not look out of place.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2882151 SilverSavant
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I laugh everytime I see the phase "the beatings will continue until the morale improves" used.  That is the law of the universe.   When your attitude is bad, you get beatings.   Is that so hard to see?


Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:17 | 2882199 rustymason
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I'm amazed that people are amazed. The Nobel Peace Prize is run by hardcoare liberal lefties. What does anyone expect from those idiots?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:26 | 2882226 deepdish
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Fun fact: The Socialistic Leftwing Party member Ågot Valle in the Noble Price committee has been ill and was not present when the members chose the winner.

She is angry and feel that the leader of the committee used this oppurtunity to give the price to EU.

If the socialistic left wing party's member in the committee had been there, EU would not have gotten the price. Now the socialists are angry as hell, as they are opposed to the EU, while the Labor party is pro EU and the right wing party Hoyre is also pro EU. The other right wing party FRP has no view on EU.


And in the end: Norway is no member of the EU and will not be it as the people here are strongly opposed (as am I).



Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:01 | 2882700 deepdish
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Just to put into perspective what the Europeans have been capable of doing:

And remember Gdansk, Warsawa, Calais, Le Havre, Coventry, Rotterdam, Dresden and all the other cities that were bombed to pieces.

100 million people died in WW1 and WW2, mostly in Europe.

So the idea of getting the nations together is quite noble. They just took it too far with the Euro.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:03 | 2882762 Reptil
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Don't fool yourself. ANY nation is capable of committing mass murder or genocide.
It's when the psychopaths run the place, and reprogram the masses into hate-machines, that these things can take place.
And Norway, once the EU falls, will comply with the NWO, locked step.

Make yourself NO illusions, there is no place to "hide" anymore. Not "even" Norway. You got oil so you're on the map.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:15 | 2882805 deepdish
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We got oil and gas, that is why we are safe.


And until the people say yes to the EU, we will not become a member. That is a fact. When we did say no in 94, when the big labor party and the biggest right wing party was pro EU and all the big media was pro EU, and the conditions in Europe was a lot better than now, we will never say yes.


But my point is that there has been terrible mass murders in Europe for several hundred years. Germany and France has been notoriously killing eachother. But not since 1945. And the coal and steel community between the two countries, who later became EEC and EU.

But I agree that the timing of the price is ridiculous.


FUCK, the Swiss scored :( in football - the battle between the two non EU countries.


YEAHHHHH, Norway equalized!!!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:06 | 2883045 Againstthelie
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Attacking Lybia and throwing the most progressive african country into chaos, or occupying Afghanistan, or supporting Turkey on it's way to an escalation with Syria, indeed deserves the Nobel price for peace.


And what i find especially funny: Barroso is a supporter of Mao, the biggest mass murderer in history with probably more than 60 millions murdered people during peace times. Well Mao, Barroso and the Nobel price comittee know, what making progress demands...

When will this disgusting Orwellian NWO regime finally be ending?

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 09:52 | 2884614 toomanyfakecons...
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It will be ending soon, when the MASS ARRESTS occur, the FED dies, and the Constitution is restored...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 18:23 | 2883253 Shigure
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And I was hoping it would go to Bradley Manning (sigh)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 19:52 | 2883465 cristo
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Almost as bad as giving someone with a kill list the peace prize . What a fucking sad world we live in .

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 09:51 | 2884609 toomanyfakecons...
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I agree, what madness is giving the Nobel to an illegitmate President who spends an inordinate amount of time watching drone-porn.

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