Kaminsky On "Hypocrite" Biden: "I'd Have Punched Him In The Face"

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In a little over three minutes, CNBC's Gary 'Golden Gloves' Kaminsky not only pointed out the dismal reality of our political class but explained, in his out loud voice - which we assumed was typically suppressed for career-limiting reasons - exactly what he thinks of Joe Biden and what he would have done had be been sat next to him on that table. In saying what we suspect a lot of readers may have felt, Kaminsky exposes the underbelly; as like many of Wall Street who are 'compelled' to give politicians money (Biden has raised the great majority of his funds from financial services firms) hearing the hypocritical "wall-street-vs-main-street" double-talk and 'nasty' laughing and smirking last night made the ex-PM angry. Impressed at Ryan's calm, Kaminsky sums it all up, about Biden: "I would have punched the guy in the face!" - the truth.

 

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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:46 | 2882489 marathonman
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Gary would have to get in line to punch Biden in the face.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:50 | 2882504 adr
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I think you're on to something. $1 to punch Biden in the face, $10 to punch Obama in the face. The fiscal problems will be solved within a day.

Of course the government will blow the entire wad the next day and we'll have to start all over again.

$2 to punch Biden, $20 for Obama, $50 for Michelle.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:54 | 2882518 aka Gil
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I'd give a Benji to kick him in the nuts (assuming he has any).

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:03 | 2882549 ratso
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Kaminsky is a ridiculous bafoon.  A real testament to the devolution of CNBC.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:05 | 2882559 HaroldWang
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Agreed. He seems really dumb, actually.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:14 | 2882592 nope-1004
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IMO it looked like Ryan knew more about the overall economy than Biden.  And that's not good when you're the 'elder'.

Disclosure:  I'M NOT VOTING AND HATE BOTH PARTIES

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:30 | 2882637 Nothing To See Here
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It would really take a PhD to know less about the economy than Biden... Not really a big Ryan achievement there...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:36 | 2882643 redpill
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The US Democratic Party: Proudly attempting to regulate absolutely everything except killing babies since the 1930s.

 

The US Republican Party: Proudly spreading freedom around the world by bombing the shit out of people.

 

We're fucked.

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:44 | 2882673 macholatte
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The US Progressive Party: Celebrating 100 years of proudly deluding the sheeple into thinking there is a two party system.

 

We were fucked again and again and again.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 02:04 | 2884052 prains
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Lance Armstrong

proudly being a doped up douche bag his entire life go jUiceSA go

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:17 | 2883068 Keyser
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The sheeple have been conditioned to take it up the ass and say thank you, believing it's a good thing. 

Ever notice how many people apologize to you all the time, even if they;ve done nothing?

 

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:44 | 2883151 ratso
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They're just humoring you because they know you are crazy. 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:04 | 2882609 wee-weed up
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aka Gil said:  I'd give a Benji to kick him in the nuts (assuming he has any).

Obummer may not have them... remember Jesse Jackass said he was gonna cut 'em off.

But, me thinks Michelle beat him to it.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:24 | 2882621 pods
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If ya want to kick him in the nuts, aim for Michelle's handbag.

pods

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:52 | 2882989 wee-weed up
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Yep, you gotta admit - the woman LOVES them expensive nut sacks!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 20:24 | 2883558 Thomas
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If you want to kick a politician in the nuts you aim for the banker's chin.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:27 | 2883102 Overfed
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I was just thinking that a nut kick would be so much more satifactory than a face punch. But I'd pay good $ to either punch Joke Biden in the face, or kick him in the nuts. Or just whip his ass and let the pieces fall where they may.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 22:26 | 2883838 Problem Is
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Biden is already a legendary numb nuts...

Go with the face punch...

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:06 | 2882566 walküre
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Just a penny to punch Bernanke. 99% may not have much left but they can always find enough pennies.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:25 | 2882626 pods
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I'd rather see him suffocate in a pit full of FRNs.

pods

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:09 | 2882577 azzhatter
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I'd give $10K each for one shot at Bernanke and Geithner

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:13 | 2882587 bornlastnight
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$10 to punch Obama in the face?  I'll do it for nothing.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:22 | 2882616 Azannoth
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Ya, none of them is worth more than a $buck

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:01 | 2882753 eatthebanksters
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Can I fuck him for free?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:28 | 2883104 Overfed
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Ah hell, why not? ;-)

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 19:25 | 2883399 Go Tribe
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I'd pay $500 to punch Manchelle. A right upper cut, like this

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/viral-video/cleveland-bus-punch-736901

 

 

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 19:36 | 2883432 The Alarmist
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You should have put these out to bids ... you'd likely get far higher amounts. BTW, add Helicopter Ben to the list.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:50 | 2882505 kaiserhoff
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Meet the Dims
With apologies to the Wizard of Oz
Do you believe in witches? 

Kikes and dykes,
self-righteous tikes
Ghetto and Grotto, Oh My!

Beaners and wieners,
mafia cleaners
Pimps and mouth breathers, Oh My.

Commie professors
Comic cross-dressers
Slackers and hackers, Oh my.

Government drones,
Gaga clones,
Dudes, who always stay high.

Punks batting bugs
Union goon/thugs
enviro crazies, oh my

Tats and brats
with snotty rug rats,
piercing and pussing, oh my

Celebrity debs,
Talking heads,
Clucking and fucking, oh my.

Two dollar whores
passed out on the floors
and Trailer park trash, oh my

Floozies and woozies
Hoarders and boarders
Cum own - Excuses R-US

Work is for Losers
Not beggars and choosers
GIT YO BIG BUTT ON THE BUS!

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 06:36 | 2884173 OldPhart
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The combination of tequila and beer puts your verse into "These are a few of my favorite things"

I've gotta knock off the tequila.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:19 | 2882614 Clayton Bigsby
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He'd have to punch me in the face just to get my spot in line.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:39 | 2882661 20-20 Hindsight
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Yes, but how heartwarming it was to see both candidates practically French-kiss each other right after their Hollywood performances... and then to see both families embrace as if they were the best of friends -- which they probably are.  How about punching both of them in the face?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 16:27 | 2882873 max2205
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Think "Airplane" slap fest

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 19:14 | 2883357 AGuy
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""I would have punched the guy in the face!"

The Networks would have gone Ape! Imagine the jump in viewers turning in to see the battle of words devolve into the battle of fists. It would be tuning into WWF. Surely Americans would become much more interested in Election! Hey, if violence in Russia Politican Debates works, then it should be great for America Too.

Instead of the normal debate introductions, the announcer would shout "Lets Get Ready to Rumble!"

 

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:47 | 2882491 bobnoxy
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Honestly, how does somebody not laugh at Ryan? They're going to keep Social Security and Medicare spending as is, increase defense spending, and that's 100% of revenues right there, cut taxes, and reduce the deficit. The last of the great stand up comics those two.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:12 | 2882585 insanelysane
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Thanks for listening.  I believe the actual plan is to keep the programs the same for those that have already retired as well as people near retirement and then change them for people that can plan for the future.

I guess you like the guys with the plan that either prints fiat to pay or can find someone to borrow the money from for infinity.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 15:18 | 2882605 bobnoxy
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Thanks for not listening. How do they cut the deficit if they're going to leave Social Security and Medicare as is for another ten years? Do they plan on getting three terms?

And how many do you think will opt for a voucher and taking their chances on getting a good deal from the insurers when they can just stay of Medicare and get the full, free ride? Do you have any inkling what insurance for a couple in their 60's or 70's will cost?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 17:24 | 2883092 Keyser
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Thank you for not listening. Ryan said that medicare benefits would be scaled based on income in retirement. those at the bottom of the economic scale would pay nothing. Those more fortunate wold have to pay progressively more. At least Romney / Ryan are proposing something and aren't just throwing shit at their opponents. How anyone can back Obama in this election is beyond me, unless they are getting some form of public assistance and want to protect their meal ticket. 

 

 

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 00:50 | 2883996 LarryDavis
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Go fuck yourself lowlife. Vote for the candidate that wants to be ban abortion in cases of rape. Hope your daughter/wife get gangraped by immigrants without health care. You piece of shit. ROMNEY AND RYAN HAVE NO FUCKING PLAN. DID YOU WATCH THE DEBATE OR WERE YOU READING LEVITICUS? RYAN AND ROMNEY ARE THE SCARIEST DUO CAN"T WAIT FOR THEM TO LOSE. HAVE REPUBLICAN'S HELPED BUDGET OR ECONOMY LATELY? DO WE NEED MORE MILITARY SPENDING AND GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING WHAT GOES ON IN A PUSSY? REPUBLICANS NEED TO DIE FASTER BECAUSE IT SEEMS THATS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL REALIZE THERE IS NO GOD AND MAKING THIS LIFE SHITTY ISNT A GOOD LOOK BECAUSE THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE. TIME SPENT AT CHURCH YOU FUCKING WASTED IT. 

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 00:57 | 2884004 LarryDavis
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SINCE WHEN DOES ZERO HEDGE LAUD CNBC PUNDITS (PROBABLY LOWEST DENOMINATOR OF HUMAN)? ZERO HEDGE FELL THE FUCK OFF. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT KAMINSKY SAYS? WHATEVER SIDE HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT THE ONE YOU WANT. CNBC PERSONALTIES SHOULD BE USED FOR MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS OR FETISH PORN. KAMINSKY SAID HE WANTS TO PUNCH SOMEONE WHAT A FUCKING TOUGH GUY......HOLD UP NOW YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS GUY? GOT IT. MAYBE ZERO HEDGE SHOULD JOIN FORCES WITH THE SMART MONEY. WHAT'S LIESMAN SAYING? CAN YOU COVER THAT? GET INSIDE THE MIND OF PETE NAJARIAN BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT HIS OPINION ON RHETORICAL TECHNIQUES. I'M SAYING TO SUCK THE INTERIOR OUT OF MY DICK MANDY FIRST THEN PISANI.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 02:08 | 2884056 prains
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go team fuchsia         go

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 01:16 | 2884020 jwoop66
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Abortion?!  All the shit going on in the world and you're talking about abortion?!  Who gives a fuck.   That is the biggest fuckin diversion there is.  A moron with blender fantasies...

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:21 | 2884717 11b40
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Then why did the Republicans spend so much time on it as soon as they got control of the House 2 years eago?

Why are so many state governments wasting so much time and effort trying to take us back to the 50's as regards women's rights?

What is the obsession with women's bodies these retards have?  These would be Ayotollahs want to peer underneath the skirts of your wives, your daughters, and even your mothers.  Can you say trans-vaginak ultrasound?

I totally agree - it's a diversion.... for some, but an sick perversion for others.  The problem is, the ones practicing diversion are charlatans and panderers, while the true believers are sick, would-be oppressors.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 06:36 | 2884172 TWSceptic
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Silly demtard, still captured by the two headed one party system, thinking that there is a real difference. Wake up: neither of them care about what you want, all they care about is power over your life and money. The evil party and the stupid party, make your choice.

And another thing, if your goal was to convince people here to vote dem, you couldn't have been less effective. If your goal was to shout out frustration, you couldn't have made a greater fool of yourself.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 08:18 | 2884504 LarryDavis
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Yeah I'm busy canvassing Zero Hedge for votes......consider this the official Zero Hedge voter registration thread. Jerkoff. Took some time to point out how scary and moronic Republicans are and all you can do is proseltyize third party bullshit. Ron Paul is a loser. Go fuck with losers with neolithic attitudes. Guess abortion isnt a big deal...actually what you think is important is probably not that important. Got some news for you your third party hero was on the Republican ticket but you must tend towards fantasy because you probably think Jesus rose from the dead after getting nailed to a fucking cross. Your third party isnt gaining alot of traction and I'm not into having a mormon call the shots so go back to your mom's basement and talk about the gold standard on the anime forum you download porn from.

Sat, 10/13/2012 - 08:40 | 2884529 jwoop66
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+1 just for that last sentence!  well said

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 09:28 | 2887053 TWSceptic
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I run a company and employ 100 people you fucking idiot.

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 19:36 | 2888818 LarryDavis
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So the number of people you employ validates your idiotic opinion?? You fucking imbicile. Move to Cambodia. You are rich so your warped opinion counts for more? It's that brand of reasoning thats ruined this once more egliatiran land. 

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 20:49 | 2888947 jwoop66
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I'm probably a lot more in line with your philosophy if you are a small govt/ free marketeer, but you gotta admit that last sentence was GOLD.  Even if it doesn't apply to you; who cares, it was a great line!

 

Oh, don't be so defensive with the 100 employees thing.  Nobody gives a rats ass how many employees you have, just makes you sound like a douch to say it.  

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 09:30 | 2887050 TWSceptic
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Go fuck yourself collectivist/statist scumbag. The same goes for the other idiots who junked me.

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 20:35 | 2888922 jwoop66
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are you as unstable at work with your employees?  

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