Kaminsky On "Hypocrite" Biden: "I'd Have Punched Him In The Face"

Tyler Durden's picture

In a little over three minutes, CNBC's Gary 'Golden Gloves' Kaminsky not only pointed out the dismal reality of our political class but explained, in his out loud voice - which we assumed was typically suppressed for career-limiting reasons - exactly what he thinks of Joe Biden and what he would have done had be been sat next to him on that table. In saying what we suspect a lot of readers may have felt, Kaminsky exposes the underbelly; as like many of Wall Street who are 'compelled' to give politicians money (Biden has raised the great majority of his funds from financial services firms) hearing the hypocritical "wall-street-vs-main-street" double-talk and 'nasty' laughing and smirking last night made the ex-PM angry. Impressed at Ryan's calm, Kaminsky sums it all up, about Biden: "I would have punched the guy in the face!" - the truth.

 

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marathonman's picture

Gary would have to get in line to punch Biden in the face.

adr's picture

I think you're on to something. $1 to punch Biden in the face, $10 to punch Obama in the face. The fiscal problems will be solved within a day.

Of course the government will blow the entire wad the next day and we'll have to start all over again.

$2 to punch Biden, $20 for Obama, $50 for Michelle.

aka Gil's picture

I'd give a Benji to kick him in the nuts (assuming he has any).

ratso's picture

Kaminsky is a ridiculous bafoon.  A real testament to the devolution of CNBC.

HaroldWang's picture

Agreed. He seems really dumb, actually.

nope-1004's picture

IMO it looked like Ryan knew more about the overall economy than Biden.  And that's not good when you're the 'elder'.

Disclosure:  I'M NOT VOTING AND HATE BOTH PARTIES

Nothing To See Here's picture

It would really take a PhD to know less about the economy than Biden... Not really a big Ryan achievement there...

redpill's picture

The US Democratic Party: Proudly attempting to regulate absolutely everything except killing babies since the 1930s.

 

The US Republican Party: Proudly spreading freedom around the world by bombing the shit out of people.

 

We're fucked.

 

macholatte's picture

 

 

The US Progressive Party: Celebrating 100 years of proudly deluding the sheeple into thinking there is a two party system.

 

We were fucked again and again and again.

prains's picture

Lance Armstrong

proudly being a doped up douche bag his entire life go jUiceSA go

Keyser's picture

The sheeple have been conditioned to take it up the ass and say thank you, believing it's a good thing. 

Ever notice how many people apologize to you all the time, even if they;ve done nothing?

 

 

ratso's picture

They're just humoring you because they know you are crazy. 

wee-weed up's picture

aka Gil said:  I'd give a Benji to kick him in the nuts (assuming he has any).

Obummer may not have them... remember Jesse Jackass said he was gonna cut 'em off.

But, me thinks Michelle beat him to it.

pods's picture

If ya want to kick him in the nuts, aim for Michelle's handbag.

pods

wee-weed up's picture

Yep, you gotta admit - the woman LOVES them expensive nut sacks!

Thomas's picture

If you want to kick a politician in the nuts you aim for the banker's chin.

Overfed's picture

I was just thinking that a nut kick would be so much more satifactory than a face punch. But I'd pay good $ to either punch Joke Biden in the face, or kick him in the nuts. Or just whip his ass and let the pieces fall where they may.

Problem Is's picture

Biden is already a legendary numb nuts...

Go with the face punch...

walküre's picture

Just a penny to punch Bernanke. 99% may not have much left but they can always find enough pennies.

pods's picture

I'd rather see him suffocate in a pit full of FRNs.

pods

azzhatter's picture

I'd give $10K each for one shot at Bernanke and Geithner

bornlastnight's picture

$10 to punch Obama in the face?  I'll do it for nothing.

Azannoth's picture

Ya, none of them is worth more than a $buck

eatthebanksters's picture

Can I fuck him for free?

Go Tribe's picture

I'd pay $500 to punch Manchelle. A right upper cut, like this

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/viral-video/cleveland-bus-punch-736901

 

 

 

The Alarmist's picture

You should have put these out to bids ... you'd likely get far higher amounts. BTW, add Helicopter Ben to the list.

kaiserhoff's picture

Meet the Dims
With apologies to the Wizard of Oz
Do you believe in witches? 

Kikes and dykes,
self-righteous tikes
Ghetto and Grotto, Oh My!

Beaners and wieners,
mafia cleaners
Pimps and mouth breathers, Oh My.

Commie professors
Comic cross-dressers
Slackers and hackers, Oh my.

Government drones,
Gaga clones,
Dudes, who always stay high.

Punks batting bugs
Union goon/thugs
enviro crazies, oh my

Tats and brats
with snotty rug rats,
piercing and pussing, oh my

Celebrity debs,
Talking heads,
Clucking and fucking, oh my.

Two dollar whores
passed out on the floors
and Trailer park trash, oh my

Floozies and woozies
Hoarders and boarders
Cum own - Excuses R-US

Work is for Losers
Not beggars and choosers
GIT YO BIG BUTT ON THE BUS!

OldPhart's picture

The combination of tequila and beer puts your verse into "These are a few of my favorite things"

I've gotta knock off the tequila.

Clayton Bigsby's picture

He'd have to punch me in the face just to get my spot in line.

20-20 Hindsight's picture

Yes, but how heartwarming it was to see both candidates practically French-kiss each other right after their Hollywood performances... and then to see both families embrace as if they were the best of friends -- which they probably are.  How about punching both of them in the face?

AGuy's picture

""I would have punched the guy in the face!"

The Networks would have gone Ape! Imagine the jump in viewers turning in to see the battle of words devolve into the battle of fists. It would be tuning into WWF. Surely Americans would become much more interested in Election! Hey, if violence in Russia Politican Debates works, then it should be great for America Too.

Instead of the normal debate introductions, the announcer would shout "Lets Get Ready to Rumble!"

 

 

fonzannoon's picture

If these guys would start punching each other in the face I think we would start getting places. "I also gave money to Hillary Clinton" Lol.

PUD's picture

I'd like to punch her in the face. oh, someone beat me to it.

aint no fortunate son's picture

castrate ALL politicians from either of the political crime families, and that includes billary

PUD's picture

All i see when I look at Biden is a late night denture commercial.

Nothing To See Here's picture

Funny, because I rather see Timmaahh! from South Park

FrankDrakman's picture

No way, eh? Timmaah! is expressive and emotional (see "Timmy 2000"), where as Bidet is boring and full of shite.

Blankenstein's picture

All I see is an Aricept commerical.

BeetleBailey's picture

Joe Biden is a disgrace. The man is a complete fucktard.

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

True.

He demonstrated what a brilliant move it was for Obama to bring him on as VP.

Biden is Obama's insurance policy against getting the "Kennedy Treatment".

Gringo Viejo's picture

I remain undecided as to whether Biden is a sociopath or simply, insane. Regardless, I'm glad Mr. & Mrs. America got to see what's currently next in line to hold the football.

vamoose1's picture

not  this  guy   imho   he  is   simply  clinically   insane      you   do  not  carve into somebodys   brain  to  get  a   tumor    and  expect  a   benign  result ,,,,  it    causes   damage    frankly     that   guy  is   lucky    but  the   instability  is   florid.   this  is   just  a   slick  quip   without  a   governor.

    the  other  3   are  the  truly   scary  ones     ....  they   came  by  their psychopathology  naturally   ...  not   medically.

    its   largely  irrelevant in  any  event ,     the   new  president   is   going  to   shortly   be   mel,     gibson  by  name   ,    in  the  desert   buggy      which   come  to  think  of  it  is  a   paradoxical  fit.   the   loon  in  the   dune ....    try  cutting  off  50  million   food  stamps   plus  another  100  million  in  unfundable   entitlements   it   gets  ratherful   colourful

 

    convert 50   million   debit  cards  to  a  soup  line   culture   like  the   30s    now  that  would   concentrate  the  mind   those  would   be   some  lines  those,   longer  than  an  apple   i  phone   release .

    so  its  a  hard  rain   coming     oh  well     quite  a  ride  though.

prains's picture

not sure anyone will stand in line while it rains, there will be delivery though? right?

LMAOLORI's picture

 

 

Surprised to see this article about him I rarely see him criticized at all though it then back pedals and liken's him to someone's sweet buy creepy father I think the title say's it all The joke's on us...

 

The joke’s on us: how Joe Biden became America’s favorite punch line

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In law school in the’60s, where he graduated near the bottom of his class, Biden indeed plagiarized a law review article for a class paper. In the ’80s, he stole other politicians’ work for political speeches. When he was caught, he played dumb about the mechanics of citation—classic plagiarist move.

Decades later, the plagiarism scandals forgotten, Biden was instead lampooned as a gaffe machine—a Tourettesy type short on self-control. Jimmy Fallon riffed on this iteration of Old Parody Biden: "Joe Biden accidentally revealed the location of the Vice President's top secret bunker. The guy can't help it. But he did apologize. He said: 'I am so sorry for the mistake. The launch code is 85334. It will never happen again. It will never happen again. My Gmail password is robot23. What am I doing? The house key is under the plant near the doorstep.'"

This line of jokes came after Biden, during the beginning of his presidential campaign in 2007, unselfconsciously called Barack Obama “the first mainstream African American”—presidential candidate, presumably—“who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” 

Calling a black person “articulate” was memorably identified as weird and racist by Chris Rock in 1996. The “bright and clean” stuff was even more disturbing. And Biden—not Parody Biden—once told an Indian American, with a straight face, “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.” He added, “I’m not joking.”

This version of Biden recently re-emerged when he told supporters in Virginia, some of them black, that Mitt Romney “is going to put y’all back in chains.” The “y’all” was disgraceful, as far as this listener is concerned. After this tweaked-out racism, Matt Latimer wrote in The Daily Beast thatBiden should step down as vice president—and that he absolutely would be forced to, were he a Republican.

 

Keyser's picture

So he's a cheat too. I thought he was just a really good liar. 

 

LongSoupLine's picture

Biden's a cookie cutter career political hack...him and Chuckie S are peas in a pod.

Baron Robber's picture

Yes he is, just like Paul Ryan....wait, what was Ryan's first real job...oh right