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165 Hedge Fund Suddenly Cried Out In Terror And Were Suddenly Silenced

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Oops... The second most widely held company after AAPL just destroyed the quarter for 165 hedge funds.

Source: Goldman Sachs

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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:55 | 2901480 malikai
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Holy crowded trade.

Suck it down, suckers.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901498 Fukushima Sam
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That's funny, I just saw Alderan get blown up last night!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901503 Comay Mierda
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QUICK PAGE CRAMER!!!!!!!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:03 | 2901533 walküre
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GS is on the other side of that trade. Guaranteed! Their last trading quarter was swell because NITE fell.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901664 redpill
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It's not their fault, their judgement is Harvard MBA-compromised.  Amazing how much money people will pay just to be taught to be a fucking lemming.  

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:35 | 2902018 doomandbloom
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What about Reggie? Is he OK?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:06 | 2902135 TheSilverJournal
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Epic rise in yields yesterday while the rest of the market basically flatlined. Normally when wealth flow out of bonds, it flows into stocks and commodities, but yesterday...nothing. I've never seen that type of movement before.

It's almost like this report was released early to try and crash the market and keep yields from continuing to spike.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:15 | 2902177 marathonman
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People stuffing their fiat under the mattress?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 17:37 | 2902621 Popo
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Take a look at that chart again:   The third most-held stock is... MSFT.    If you think GOOG hurts, just wait until the unmitigated failure that is "Surface" lands with a thud.   We haven't even begun to see tankage yet.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:04 | 2902119 anarchitect
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Lemmings indeed. It is stunning that people pay 2 and 20 for this kind of groupthink bullshit.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:11 | 2901576 Headbanger
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Here's his sound board:

 

 

http://www.cnbc.com/id/18724672/

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:15 | 2901595 fourchan
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this begs the question does anyone need a 700 dollar stock,

priced to perfection, that pays no dividends, in their portfoglio?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:34 | 2902013 redpill
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The executives at Grand Moff Donnnelley better stay away from helicopter rides and hot tubs for the time being.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:00 | 2902095 SWRichmond
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The interventionists giveth, and the interventionists taketh away.

If your money is in these markets, it is well positioned to be stolen from you.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 16:51 | 2902501 SafelyGraze
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on the other hand .. there's *some* amount of invenstment safety, since every single one of those top-50 companies in the list is govt-owned or is a govt contractor

except for haliburton

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:18 | 2901606 Everybodys All ...
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and while you're at it Bob Pissonme. Please save me spin master. Talk about how these companies earnings are coming in better than expected. Please ...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:18 | 2901607 DoChenRollingBearing
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Cramer goes to Ohio and bearing manufacturer Timken on his "Mad Money" show tonight:

 

http://tinyurl.com/8rlanuu

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:49 | 2901813 adr
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Timken was closing buildings left and right, then .Gov gave the 100% capex writeoff. Within months Timken was doubling the size of thier headquarters.

COINCIDENCE?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:23 | 2901977 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

It does not sound like a coincidence to me adr!  Timken has a lot of political clout, on both sides of the aisle.  Thanks for the news item!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:28 | 2901995 GolfHatesMe
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Didn't he have some POS "deep in the money calls" yesterday? 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:03 | 2901531 JPM Hater001
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I have an idea.  Click the ads for all the politicians on every website in America.  Simultaneously we can save google and bankrupt every politician.

Now that's a stimulous idea I can get behind.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:16 | 2901594 CrimsonAvenger
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Way ahead of you brother. Obama must think I love him given my ad-clicking activity on ZH over the past few months.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901672 NotApplicable
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All you're doing is generating further revenue for Google which will be recycled back into political contributions to be spent on advertising, generating further revenue for Google...

The idea that one can bankrupt a bottomless pit? Needs work.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:22 | 2901632 LongSoupLine
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Don't worry, it was "magically" halted just a c-hair above support. 

DOW is crashing...down a whole 8 points...NOT ALLOWED in Bernak's "market"!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:03 | 2902115 Waterfallsparkles
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All of the Banks calling the FED for a bigger line of Credit.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:25 | 2901986 insanelysane
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We said release at 1 PDT not EDT, PDT dammit!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:38 | 2902027 walküre
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The Google Bunch is stoned out of their mind.

Some good dope they're smoking up there in San Bruno, CA

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:47 | 2902058 Stoploss
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So, does this mean that 96% of hedge funds are now,   "behind"??

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:53 | 2902075 Alpo for Granny
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Don't be evil...bitchez!

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:48 | 2902306 The trend is yo...
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Great their goes the 4th qtr bonus.  now the PM's will have to settle on a porche instead of the ferrari

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:56 | 2901483 Cognitive Dissonance
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I came I saw I missed.......badly.

Oh well, there's always Q4 to look forward to.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:04 | 2901542 CPL
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Takes Billions per quarter to generate about the same amount of money as a walmart does on a single slow day.

 

It's all so very silly.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:43 | 2902045 _ConanTheLibert...
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You can always make up on volume. ;-)

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:50 | 2902066 CPL
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HA!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:56 | 2901484 Shizzmoney
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I hope they lose every fucking dime.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:56 | 2901487 Kaiser Sousa
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they just halted trading...

meant selling...

fucking rigged casino these markets r...

only up, no downward movement allowed....

FUCK ALL BANKERS AND WALLSTREET SOCIOPATHS......

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:57 | 2901490 THX 1178
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It can't/won't last forever.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:07 | 2901546 The Shootist
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But why don't they ever halt silver when it has waterfall declines over nothing?? They must remain vigillant in the eternal war on speculators.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901674 gmak
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The press release was a fat-fingered mistaken release, based on the boilerplate and template holders still in the item. It wasn't supposed to come out until after market close.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:01 | 2901525 Zadok
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Another form of capital control...sold as a safeguard! LOL!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:17 | 2901608 fourchan
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tha algos were the only ones allowed to profit, and nothing is allowed to sell off. ever.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:56 | 2901489 HelluvaEngineer
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Now we find out who bought a ton of very cheap PUTs yesterday!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901495 monopoly
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Wow, halted! Sure glad this cannot happen to AAPL, PCLN or AMZN. No way, no sir.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901499 Cult_of_Reason
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This is a perfect example (case study for historians) of the fallacy of Bernanke's "wealth effect".

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:59 | 2901513 The Master
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HilsenRATh leak coming in 3, 2, 1...........

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:18 | 2901568 Cult_of_Reason
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The hedge funds and retail will be getting massive margin calls tomorrow and forced to liquidate other momo bubble stocks. The selling is just starting.

This is how the internet bubble popped – one huge miss by a momo-driven domino pricked the internet bubble.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:16 | 2901599 Shizzmoney
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Quick, get the manatees for the rumor machine!

"China to buy $GOOG, Spain, and $FB"

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901504 Orly
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Strange thing is the EURUSD and AUDUSD, both darlings of the QEtc pump-and-dump, went absolutely nowhere.  Just sitting there, eating a moon pie.

I'm beginning to think these markets are rigged.

:/

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:58 | 2901505 Atlantis Consigliore
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Bernank in Luftwaffe,  printing counterfeit for Google dollars....

sale bluelight special, on snoogle,  aaple und goodle is snoogle.

QE 4;  foodstamps for google shares and down payments for Google houses. and FHA  Federal Housing Apple  (w 3% down foodstamps you get an apple house) no need to pay 

mortgage in Shadow inventory.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:59 | 2901507 Dburn
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Has to fall 15% in under 5 minutes for a trading halt. G'damn Mfers

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