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It's All RR Donnelley's Fault

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Sorry, it's not the Iranian hackers' fault this time:

  • GOOGLE SAYS 8K FILED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
  • GOOGLE SAYS RR DONNELLEY FILED DRAFT 8K EARNINGS W/O AUTHORITY

This means Dubya, Europe and the weather are all off the hook. It also means that the press release is accurate (unless of course GOOG decides to implement a last minute Morgan Stanleyesque's DVA "one-time" charge to EPS that is).

 


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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:23 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Snowing somewhere?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:28 | Link to Comment redpill
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Transitory/bullish/fucked

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment flacon
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Fucking CREAMED!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Manthong
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“Black Swan” Google gets 63,000,000 hits.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Any bets the following words were uttered in Googland this morning ?

You're Fired !!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:31 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Any coincidence that RRD publishes Mormon religious tracts? Probably not.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Matt
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Cui Bono? Romney? If it is a coincidence, it is certainly a timely one.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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IF THE TRUTH HURTS, WEAR IT. BITCHEZ,

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Fear no evil, Google is here to save the free world from the truth !

These are not the earnings you are looking for. 

Move along, now. 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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This is just a pre game warm up test pilot run for the real musical chairs session coming soon to a market near you.

If it isn't a tangible commodity necessary to sustain life, it better not be in your portfolio, bitchez.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Why does RR Donnelley hate freedom?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:36 | Link to Comment redpill
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Cue the peanut gallery blaming it on "the jews" in 5...4...3...2...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Levadiakos
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Waddell & Reed off the hook!! Wheeew. <Wipes sweat from brow>

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment redpill
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Eric Holder will be filing suit against RR Donnelley shortly...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Levadiakos
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Holder has less than 3 weeks to do it

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:03 | Link to Comment dracos_ghost
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I thought posting earnings during US exchange hours was illegal. We all know it's a perk( or god given right, I forget what the bankster toads believe) of being an institution to pre/after market front-run their retail clients on earnings news. Jeesh. It's just crazy. 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Treeplanter
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Google bad, RR D good.  RR ships a lot of freight.  Their loads are ready on time and they are trucker friendly.  Google bad.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:38 | Link to Comment kliguy38
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WE cannot let RR Donoodly get away with this. They are trying to take our freedom and our way of life. Open up another hole in GITMO and get out the board

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Great Googly Moogly!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:23 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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We said release at 1 PDT not EDT, PDT dammit!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Deny truth and watch it become truer.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment fuu
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HAHAHAH!

That's some weak ass Google-fu.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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"the dog ate my homework....."

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment onebir
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Dog ate LARRY QUOTE.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Riot dog ate my homework!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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No doubt released by a fomer GS employee

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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Quick everyone, buy facebook!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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RR Har Har ... pretty funny ... Fake jobs. Fake earnings. Fake markets. Fake clicks ... until you can't fake it anymore.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Is "Donnelley" a species of swan with black feathers?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Ness.
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Hedgies are pissed - RR Don stock getting pounded for telling the truth - a little early, but it's still the truth.

 

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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RR can hopefully go back to printing the Sears catalogues so I can relive my youth of looking at the bra section and BB gun section.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment fuu
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Electric slot racing tracks...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:37 | Link to Comment pods
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Had a Tyco Magnum 440.  You could almost smoke the tires on those cars.  We used to put spray tack on the tires to try and keep them on the track.

Good times.

pods

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Ness.
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I'm still scarred from being forced to wear toughskin jeans as a kid.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment pods
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But were they "selected irregulars?"

<shudder>

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Cordouroys no less!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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one old Sears catalog in the outhouse; when you were done reading you could put the pages to their next best use....avoiding  the glossy section however!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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"no, it was the H2-0 modulator...."

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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YAY!...more "confidence injection" for retail!!

 

Can't wait to see the mun-funds outflow after this clusterfuck!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment The Axe
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what a fixed market   IBM shit GOOG shit INTC shit    market   stalls      crap    the fix is in   

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment BLOTTO
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Worse than that Axe...

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Our whole life has been fixed on every major front.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Village Smithy
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If that's only a draft maybe the final filing will be a beat. Better BTFD. LOL.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment pods
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No doubt their earnings are being seasonally adjusted as we type.

pods

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I'm thinking they'll have to invent a new season or two.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment monopoly
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What about the Tooth Fairy. Can't we blame her?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment john_connor
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There was no toilet paper, so what else was I to do?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Atlantis Consigliore
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Call Jenna Jamieson;  fluffer needed SEC blaming Fluffer Futures for crash....

it was Jenna made them do it, they were renting the SEC videos....LOL

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment jayman21
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Snooky did it

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Conicidence on the 25th anniversary of the market crash. Hmmmm.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Now that's what I call a backwards leg sweep!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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Is it just me, or is this country turning into a bunch of fuck ups?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment adr
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TURNING?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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Burn it to the ground...

and FUCK YOU Bernanke.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Hapkido, bitchez.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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"RR Donnelley is a Fortune 500 company that provides print and related services. Its corporate headquarters are located at 111 S. Wacker Drive, Chicago, Illinois, USA."

 

 

WAS a Fortune 500 ...


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Orly
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Someone got Wacked, all right.

And they are not happy.

Poor bastards...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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Quick, sue AdBlock.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:38 | Link to Comment dbTX
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I googled Google's earnings and got an error message, what gives?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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I just got a news flash on my streamer saying GOOG to remain halted until "official earnings release" ....AFTER MARKET CLOSES? WTF??????

this is some bullshit.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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Does this mean GOOG gets a mulligan?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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Well, it was a "DRAFT"  (not 'daft') 8K filing ... 

 

Although, daft it was ...

 

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Orly
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Where I'm from, we say we were just joshing.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Well, look who's here, long time, No C. :-)

Howdy Orly?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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It's All RR Donnelley's Fault today. Tomorrow it will be "golf claps" for RR Donnelley, as they gave everyone a BTFD "freebie".
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment insidious
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 Quick - get someone with some whiteout and some editing skills. We need someone to edit those earning numbers before we turn the market loose on our stock again.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:45 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Waddell & Reed breath a sigh of relief.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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So we have arguably the most advanced Internet company in the world with a "slip up " and early release. Somehow this stinks to high heaven.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:47 | Link to Comment vincent van goo
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Maybe they forgot a state?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:49 | Link to Comment CashIsTrash
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Can't wait for this to happen to AAPL

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:00 | Link to Comment CloseToTheEdge
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claw RRD claw

hilarious -1.81%

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:01 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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The top of Exeter's inverted pyramid is getting goosey...

not to worry, the Fed will rescue changing all those ASSETS to CASH!!!!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment jefe95
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Isn't RRD a printer?  So they printed too early???

 

Doesn't goog efile SEC releases???

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:20 | Link to Comment irie1029
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Do like the BLS adjust up tomorrow!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Shhh dont wake ...
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I'm guessing all the Insider Trading Thugs got their report before RRD did... so what's the problem???  

They had it marked on their calendar to laugh at the Stuckholders on Thursday .... now they can just laugh a day earlier.

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