It's All RR Donnelley's Fault

Tyler Durden's picture

Sorry, it's not the Iranian hackers' fault this time:

  • GOOGLE SAYS 8K FILED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
  • GOOGLE SAYS RR DONNELLEY FILED DRAFT 8K EARNINGS W/O AUTHORITY

This means Dubya, Europe and the weather are all off the hook. It also means that the press release is accurate (unless of course GOOG decides to implement a last minute Morgan Stanleyesque's DVA "one-time" charge to EPS that is).

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GolfHatesMe's picture

Snowing somewhere?

redpill's picture

Transitory/bullish/fucked

Manthong's picture

“Black Swan” Google gets 63,000,000 hits.

Stackers's picture

Any bets the following words were uttered in Googland this morning ?

You're Fired !!!

DeadFred's picture

Any coincidence that RRD publishes Mormon religious tracts? Probably not.

Matt's picture

Cui Bono? Romney? If it is a coincidence, it is certainly a timely one.

SILVERGEDDON's picture

IF THE TRUTH HURTS, WEAR IT. BITCHEZ,

SILVERGEDDON's picture

Fear no evil, Google is here to save the free world from the truth !

These are not the earnings you are looking for. 

Move along, now. 

SILVERGEDDON's picture

This is just a pre game warm up test pilot run for the real musical chairs session coming soon to a market near you.

If it isn't a tangible commodity necessary to sustain life, it better not be in your portfolio, bitchez.

NotApplicable's picture

Why does RR Donnelley hate freedom?

redpill's picture

Cue the peanut gallery blaming it on "the jews" in 5...4...3...2...

Levadiakos's picture

Waddell & Reed off the hook!! Wheeew. <Wipes sweat from brow>

redpill's picture

Eric Holder will be filing suit against RR Donnelley shortly...

Levadiakos's picture

Holder has less than 3 weeks to do it

dracos_ghost's picture

I thought posting earnings during US exchange hours was illegal. We all know it's a perk( or god given right, I forget what the bankster toads believe) of being an institution to pre/after market front-run their retail clients on earnings news. Jeesh. It's just crazy. 

Treeplanter's picture

Google bad, RR D good.  RR ships a lot of freight.  Their loads are ready on time and they are trucker friendly.  Google bad.

kliguy38's picture

WE cannot let RR Donoodly get away with this. They are trying to take our freedom and our way of life. Open up another hole in GITMO and get out the board

insanelysane's picture

We said release at 1 PDT not EDT, PDT dammit!

q99x2's picture

Deny truth and watch it become truer.

fuu's picture

HAHAHAH!

That's some weak ass Google-fu.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"the dog ate my homework....."

Headbanger's picture

No doubt released by a fomer GS employee

The Shootist's picture

Quick everyone, buy facebook!

Everybodys All American's picture

RR Har Har ... pretty funny ... Fake jobs. Fake earnings. Fake markets. Fake clicks ... until you can't fake it anymore.

Wakanda's picture

Is "Donnelley" a species of swan with black feathers?

Ness.'s picture

Hedgies are pissed - RR Don stock getting pounded for telling the truth - a little early, but it's still the truth.

 

 

otto skorzeny's picture

RR can hopefully go back to printing the Sears catalogues so I can relive my youth of looking at the bra section and BB gun section.

fuu's picture

Electric slot racing tracks...

pods's picture

Had a Tyco Magnum 440.  You could almost smoke the tires on those cars.  We used to put spray tack on the tires to try and keep them on the track.

Good times.

pods

 

Ness.'s picture

I'm still scarred from being forced to wear toughskin jeans as a kid.

pods's picture

But were they "selected irregulars?"

<shudder>

lasvegaspersona's picture

one old Sears catalog in the outhouse; when you were done reading you could put the pages to their next best use....avoiding  the glossy section however!

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"no, it was the H2-0 modulator...."

LongSoupLine's picture

YAY!...more "confidence injection" for retail!!

 

Can't wait to see the mun-funds outflow after this clusterfuck!

The Axe's picture

what a fixed market   IBM shit GOOG shit INTC shit    market   stalls      crap    the fix is in   

BLOTTO's picture

Worse than that Axe...

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Our whole life has been fixed on every major front.

Village Smithy's picture

If that's only a draft maybe the final filing will be a beat. Better BTFD. LOL.

pods's picture

No doubt their earnings are being seasonally adjusted as we type.

pods

NotApplicable's picture

I'm thinking they'll have to invent a new season or two.

monopoly's picture

What about the Tooth Fairy. Can't we blame her?

john_connor's picture

There was no toilet paper, so what else was I to do?

Atlantis Consigliore's picture

Call Jenna Jamieson;  fluffer needed SEC blaming Fluffer Futures for crash....

it was Jenna made them do it, they were renting the SEC videos....LOL

GolfHatesMe's picture

Conicidence on the 25th anniversary of the market crash. Hmmmm.

Intoxicologist's picture

Now that's what I call a backwards leg sweep!