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It's All RR Donnelley's Fault
Sorry, it's not the Iranian hackers' fault this time:
- GOOGLE SAYS 8K FILED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
- GOOGLE SAYS RR DONNELLEY FILED DRAFT 8K EARNINGS W/O AUTHORITY
This means Dubya, Europe and the weather are all off the hook. It also means that the press release is accurate (unless of course GOOG decides to implement a last minute Morgan Stanleyesque's DVA "one-time" charge to EPS that is).
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Snowing somewhere?
Transitory/bullish/fucked
Fucking CREAMED!
“Black Swan” Google gets 63,000,000 hits.
Any bets the following words were uttered in Googland this morning ?
You're Fired !!!
Any coincidence that RRD publishes Mormon religious tracts? Probably not.
Cui Bono? Romney? If it is a coincidence, it is certainly a timely one.
IF THE TRUTH HURTS, WEAR IT. BITCHEZ,
Fear no evil, Google is here to save the free world from the truth !
These are not the earnings you are looking for.
Move along, now.
This is just a pre game warm up test pilot run for the real musical chairs session coming soon to a market near you.
If it isn't a tangible commodity necessary to sustain life, it better not be in your portfolio, bitchez.
Why does RR Donnelley hate freedom?
Cue the peanut gallery blaming it on "the jews" in 5...4...3...2...
Waddell & Reed off the hook!! Wheeew. <Wipes sweat from brow>
Eric Holder will be filing suit against RR Donnelley shortly...
Holder has less than 3 weeks to do it
I thought posting earnings during US exchange hours was illegal. We all know it's a perk( or god given right, I forget what the bankster toads believe) of being an institution to pre/after market front-run their retail clients on earnings news. Jeesh. It's just crazy.
Google bad, RR D good. RR ships a lot of freight. Their loads are ready on time and they are trucker friendly. Google bad.
WE cannot let RR Donoodly get away with this. They are trying to take our freedom and our way of life. Open up another hole in GITMO and get out the board
Great Googly Moogly!
We said release at 1 PDT not EDT, PDT dammit!
Deny truth and watch it become truer.
HAHAHAH!
That's some weak ass Google-fu.
"the dog ate my homework....."
Dog ate LARRY QUOTE.
Riot dog ate my homework!
No doubt released by a fomer GS employee
Quick everyone, buy facebook!
RR Har Har ... pretty funny ... Fake jobs. Fake earnings. Fake markets. Fake clicks ... until you can't fake it anymore.
Is "Donnelley" a species of swan with black feathers?
Hedgies are pissed - RR Don stock getting pounded for telling the truth - a little early, but it's still the truth.
RR can hopefully go back to printing the Sears catalogues so I can relive my youth of looking at the bra section and BB gun section.
Electric slot racing tracks...
Had a Tyco Magnum 440. You could almost smoke the tires on those cars. We used to put spray tack on the tires to try and keep them on the track.
Good times.
pods
I'm still scarred from being forced to wear toughskin jeans as a kid.
But were they "selected irregulars?"
<shudder>
Cordouroys no less!
one old Sears catalog in the outhouse; when you were done reading you could put the pages to their next best use....avoiding the glossy section however!
"no, it was the H2-0 modulator...."
YAY!...more "confidence injection" for retail!!
Can't wait to see the mun-funds outflow after this clusterfuck!
what a fixed market IBM shit GOOG shit INTC shit market stalls crap the fix is in
Worse than that Axe...
.
Our whole life has been fixed on every major front.
If that's only a draft maybe the final filing will be a beat. Better BTFD. LOL.
No doubt their earnings are being seasonally adjusted as we type.
pods
I'm thinking they'll have to invent a new season or two.
What about the Tooth Fairy. Can't we blame her?
There was no toilet paper, so what else was I to do?
Call Jenna Jamieson; fluffer needed SEC blaming Fluffer Futures for crash....
it was Jenna made them do it, they were renting the SEC videos....LOL
Snooky did it
Conicidence on the 25th anniversary of the market crash. Hmmmm.
Now that's what I call a backwards leg sweep!
Is it just me, or is this country turning into a bunch of fuck ups?
TURNING?
Burn it to the ground...
and FUCK YOU Bernanke.
Hapkido, bitchez.
"RR Donnelley is a Fortune 500 company that provides print and related services. Its corporate headquarters are located at 111 S. Wacker Drive, Chicago, Illinois, USA."
WAS a Fortune 500 ...
Someone got Wacked, all right.
And they are not happy.
Poor bastards...
Quick, sue AdBlock.
I googled Google's earnings and got an error message, what gives?
I just got a news flash on my streamer saying GOOG to remain halted until "official earnings release" ....AFTER MARKET CLOSES? WTF??????
this is some bullshit.
Does this mean GOOG gets a mulligan?
Well, it was a "DRAFT" (not 'daft') 8K filing ...
Although, daft it was ...
Where I'm from, we say we were just joshing.
Well, look who's here, long time, No C. :-)
Howdy Orly?
Quick - get someone with some whiteout and some editing skills. We need someone to edit those earning numbers before we turn the market loose on our stock again.
Waddell & Reed breath a sigh of relief.
So we have arguably the most advanced Internet company in the world with a "slip up " and early release. Somehow this stinks to high heaven.
Maybe they forgot a state?
Can't wait for this to happen to AAPL
claw RRD claw
hilarious -1.81%
The top of Exeter's inverted pyramid is getting goosey...
not to worry, the Fed will rescue changing all those ASSETS to CASH!!!!!
Isn't RRD a printer? So they printed too early???
Doesn't goog efile SEC releases???
Do like the BLS adjust up tomorrow!
I'm guessing all the Insider Trading Thugs got their report before RRD did... so what's the problem???
They had it marked on their calendar to laugh at the Stuckholders on Thursday .... now they can just laugh a day earlier.