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It's All RR Donnelley's Fault

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Sorry, it's not the Iranian hackers' fault this time:

  • GOOGLE SAYS 8K FILED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
  • GOOGLE SAYS RR DONNELLEY FILED DRAFT 8K EARNINGS W/O AUTHORITY

This means Dubya, Europe and the weather are all off the hook. It also means that the press release is accurate (unless of course GOOG decides to implement a last minute Morgan Stanleyesque's DVA "one-time" charge to EPS that is).

 

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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:23 | 2901638 GolfHatesMe
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Snowing somewhere?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:28 | 2901683 redpill
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Transitory/bullish/fucked

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | 2901704 flacon
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Fucking CREAMED!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:32 | 2901710 Manthong
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“Black Swan” Google gets 63,000,000 hits.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:42 | 2901777 Stackers
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Any bets the following words were uttered in Googland this morning ?

You're Fired !!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:31 | 2902006 DeadFred
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Any coincidence that RRD publishes Mormon religious tracts? Probably not.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 16:22 | 2902410 Matt
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Cui Bono? Romney? If it is a coincidence, it is certainly a timely one.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:40 | 2901767 SILVERGEDDON
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IF THE TRUTH HURTS, WEAR IT. BITCHEZ,

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:52 | 2901783 SILVERGEDDON
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Fear no evil, Google is here to save the free world from the truth !

These are not the earnings you are looking for. 

Move along, now. 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | 2901805 SILVERGEDDON
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This is just a pre game warm up test pilot run for the real musical chairs session coming soon to a market near you.

If it isn't a tangible commodity necessary to sustain life, it better not be in your portfolio, bitchez.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | 2901707 NotApplicable
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Why does RR Donnelley hate freedom?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:36 | 2901737 redpill
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Cue the peanut gallery blaming it on "the jews" in 5...4...3...2...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | 2901789 Levadiakos
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Waddell & Reed off the hook!! Wheeew. <Wipes sweat from brow>

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:51 | 2901825 redpill
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Eric Holder will be filing suit against RR Donnelley shortly...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2901903 Levadiakos
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Holder has less than 3 weeks to do it

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:03 | 2901876 dracos_ghost
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I thought posting earnings during US exchange hours was illegal. We all know it's a perk( or god given right, I forget what the bankster toads believe) of being an institution to pre/after market front-run their retail clients on earnings news. Jeesh. It's just crazy. 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:15 | 2901932 Treeplanter
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Google bad, RR D good.  RR ships a lot of freight.  Their loads are ready on time and they are trucker friendly.  Google bad.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:38 | 2901753 kliguy38
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WE cannot let RR Donoodly get away with this. They are trying to take our freedom and our way of life. Open up another hole in GITMO and get out the board

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901693 NotApplicable
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Great Googly Moogly!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:23 | 2901976 insanelysane
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We said release at 1 PDT not EDT, PDT dammit!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | 2901642 q99x2
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Deny truth and watch it become truer.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901647 fuu
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HAHAHAH!

That's some weak ass Google-fu.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | 2901648 Kaiser Sousa
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"the dog ate my homework....."

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901686 onebir
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Dog ate LARRY QUOTE.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | 2901763 Zadok
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Riot dog ate my homework!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:24 | 2901650 Headbanger
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No doubt released by a fomer GS employee

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | 2901651 The Shootist
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Quick everyone, buy facebook!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | 2901655 Everybodys All ...
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RR Har Har ... pretty funny ... Fake jobs. Fake earnings. Fake markets. Fake clicks ... until you can't fake it anymore.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | 2901657 Wakanda
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Is "Donnelley" a species of swan with black feathers?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:25 | 2901660 Ness.
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Hedgies are pissed - RR Don stock getting pounded for telling the truth - a little early, but it's still the truth.

 

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901687 otto skorzeny
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RR can hopefully go back to printing the Sears catalogues so I can relive my youth of looking at the bra section and BB gun section.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | 2901702 fuu
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Electric slot racing tracks...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:37 | 2901747 pods
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Had a Tyco Magnum 440.  You could almost smoke the tires on those cars.  We used to put spray tack on the tires to try and keep them on the track.

Good times.

pods

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:35 | 2901735 Ness.
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I'm still scarred from being forced to wear toughskin jeans as a kid.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | 2901757 pods
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But were they "selected irregulars?"

<shudder>

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | 2901786 The Gooch
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Cordouroys no less!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:57 | 2901845 lasvegaspersona
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one old Sears catalog in the outhouse; when you were done reading you could put the pages to their next best use....avoiding  the glossy section however!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901662 Kaiser Sousa
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"no, it was the H2-0 modulator...."

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901666 LongSoupLine
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YAY!...more "confidence injection" for retail!!

 

Can't wait to see the mun-funds outflow after this clusterfuck!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901669 The Axe
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what a fixed market   IBM shit GOOG shit INTC shit    market   stalls      crap    the fix is in   

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:30 | 2901701 BLOTTO
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Worse than that Axe...

.

Our whole life has been fixed on every major front.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2901671 Village Smithy
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If that's only a draft maybe the final filing will be a beat. Better BTFD. LOL.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901689 pods
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No doubt their earnings are being seasonally adjusted as we type.

pods

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:34 | 2901722 NotApplicable
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I'm thinking they'll have to invent a new season or two.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:27 | 2901676 monopoly
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What about the Tooth Fairy. Can't we blame her?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:27 | 2901679 john_connor
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There was no toilet paper, so what else was I to do?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:28 | 2901681 Atlantis Consigliore
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Call Jenna Jamieson;  fluffer needed SEC blaming Fluffer Futures for crash....

it was Jenna made them do it, they were renting the SEC videos....LOL

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:29 | 2901690 jayman21
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Snooky did it

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:30 | 2901699 GolfHatesMe
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Conicidence on the 25th anniversary of the market crash. Hmmmm.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:31 | 2901703 Intoxicologist
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Now that's what I call a backwards leg sweep!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | 2901715 I am a Man I am...
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Is it just me, or is this country turning into a bunch of fuck ups?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | 2901790 adr
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TURNING?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | 2901719 Bay of Pigs
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Burn it to the ground...

and FUCK YOU Bernanke.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:33 | 2901720 The Gooch
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Hapkido, bitchez.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:36 | 2901723 Ident 7777 economy
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"RR Donnelley is a Fortune 500 company that provides print and related services. Its corporate headquarters are located at 111 S. Wacker Drive, Chicago, Illinois, USA."

 

 

WAS a Fortune 500 ...


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | 2901799 Orly
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Someone got Wacked, all right.

And they are not happy.

Poor bastards...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:35 | 2901729 Unprepared
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Quick, sue AdBlock.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:38 | 2901756 dbTX
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I googled Google's earnings and got an error message, what gives?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:43 | 2901782 alien-IQ
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I just got a news flash on my streamer saying GOOG to remain halted until "official earnings release" ....AFTER MARKET CLOSES? WTF??????

this is some bullshit.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:39 | 2901760 alien-IQ
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Does this mean GOOG gets a mulligan?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | 2901788 Ident 7777 economy
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Well, it was a "DRAFT"  (not 'daft') 8K filing ... 

 

Although, daft it was ...

 

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:47 | 2901808 Orly
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Where I'm from, we say we were just joshing.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:42 | 2902040 Oh regional Indian
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Well, look who's here, long time, No C. :-)

Howdy Orly?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:43 | 2901779 Yen Cross
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It's All RR Donnelley's Fault today. Tomorrow it will be "golf claps" for RR Donnelley, as they gave everyone a BTFD "freebie".
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:44 | 2901785 insidious
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 Quick - get someone with some whiteout and some editing skills. We need someone to edit those earning numbers before we turn the market loose on our stock again.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:45 | 2901791 ptoemmes
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Waddell & Reed breath a sigh of relief.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:46 | 2901792 Dr. Engali
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So we have arguably the most advanced Internet company in the world with a "slip up " and early release. Somehow this stinks to high heaven.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:47 | 2901811 vincent van goo
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Maybe they forgot a state?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 13:49 | 2901814 CashIsTrash
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Can't wait for this to happen to AAPL

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2901856 CloseToTheEdge
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claw RRD claw

hilarious -1.81%

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:01 | 2901859 lasvegaspersona
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The top of Exeter's inverted pyramid is getting goosey...

not to worry, the Fed will rescue changing all those ASSETS to CASH!!!!!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:09 | 2901900 jefe95
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Isn't RRD a printer?  So they printed too early???

 

Doesn't goog efile SEC releases???

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:20 | 2901961 irie1029
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Do like the BLS adjust up tomorrow!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 15:31 | 2902240 Shhh dont wake ...
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I'm guessing all the Insider Trading Thugs got their report before RRD did... so what's the problem???  

They had it marked on their calendar to laugh at the Stuckholders on Thursday .... now they can just laugh a day earlier.

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