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The Full Obama/Romney Roast Speeches: "What Are We Doing Here?"
It's the anniversary of the 1987 crash. It's a Friday 'after' another failed EU Summit. The Dow is down 200pts. You are not buying the dip. So enjoy the full Romney vs Obama roast from last night in all its honest truthiness.
Romney's Address:
Obama's Rebuttal:
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Cuz the state of our country right now is just sssooooo fuckin funny, right boys?
'When four Americans get killed, it's not optimal.'
-BHO
Whatever, the video is funny. Get a sense of humor folks, we're stuck with one of em for a while.
Actually the videos are a hell of a lot funnier , and more informative, than the debates!
Bow-tied Buffanoonery...the best Stand-up money, er, Lobbyists can buy!
I found it sickening because I know idiots are eating that pomp bullshit right up.
Those are our owners at that dinner. Smiling, laughing, joking about how stupid we are.
"our owners at that dinner"
Oh, were the Ashkenazi invited?
Making jokes as what was once the finest country in the world burns...how many poor folk that the Church helps were in attendance? The Church always helping as a partner in the ponzi's bread and circus...It just makes me fucking sick. The Catholic Church is one one the richest entities and is one of the top property owners in the world...they make AAPL look like pikers. The partnership of these elites and the Church goes back centuries because one can't live without the other.
If hypocrisy was the drink being poured at this event, everyone would be smashed off their rockers. They drink this shit in, they joke, laugh, gorge themselves and kiss each other's asses. while the young (poor) kids and innocent citizens 7000 miles away in illegal, immoral, unjustified wars are dying or getting their arms and legs blown off; And the "Free" Press? Fucking shills with their tongues up the asses of campaign heads and party loyals so they can get the best seats at the banquet and get a ride on the tax paper funded Air Force One eating caviar and sucking politico's dicks. Just makes me fucking ill.
I'll have to admit the videos were funny......I didn't think Romney would have the great timing and speaking rhythm that he had. A couple times, he did that subtle deadpan thing, where you pause for 2 seconds to let what he said sink in, like the "Of course we're down to the final months of the President's term..." comment. That was great. He does, clean, non-alcoholic humor quite well.
I really hope every and any military or armed forces vetran, spouse, mother, father, brother, sister, and "bruncle" remembers this on Election Day.
"President Obama and I are each very lucky to have one person who's always in our corner. Someone who we can lean on and is someone who is a comforting presence without whom we wouldn't be able to go another day. I have my beautiful wife, Ann, and he has Bill Clinton." — Romney
Would have been just as apropos if he'd said Chris Matthews, Bernanke, Soros, Buffet/Munger, Corzine... That reminds me - Free Corzine!
Matthews was caught masturbating when Obama was speaking
So THAT explains the feeling Matthews gets on his leg when he watches Obama!
I get it, now.
Unrepentant spankaholic.
Assuming Matthews has balls and a penis which I have my doubts. I'll be the sexist and say that woman get that thrill up their leg.
Masturbation is a sin.
I'm going to put a confessional on speed dial.
Just go to the confessional. You might someone to spell ya for a bit.
no, thanks...
None
of
the
above.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2219961/Obama-Romney-trade-zingers-Catholic-charity-Al-Smith-dinner-New-York.html
Look At the pics and tell me the difference of these two....
I liked this picture from outside the event...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/19/article-2219961-15929D04000005DC-65_634x416.jpg
I liked this picture from outside the event...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/19/article-2219961-15929D04000005DC-65_634x416.jpg
damn discount double click...sorry!
Should have had them on leashes not chains
One of those two apparently doesn't get The Jeffersons was Blaxploitation.
There is only one type of collar that is appropriate for full evening dress. The stud set is also wrong.
It's sad comment on the effectiveness of the War for Black Poverty and against Black Churches.
And it is pretty damn pathetic that the mega-millionaire with the privileged up-brining is using an adjustable clip on, instead of a properly sized tie, it's not like can't afford a couple hundred bucks or wasn't taught how to tie them.
Urban Redneck
"There is only one type of collar that is appropriate for full evening dress. The stud set is also wrong. It's sad comment on the effectiveness of the War for Black Poverty and against Black Churches.
It's sad comment on the effectiveness of the War for Black Poverty and against Black Churches." And it is pretty damn pathetic that the mega-millionaire with the privileged up-brining is using an adjustable clip on, instead of a properly sized tie, it's not like can't afford a couple hundred bucks or wasn't taught how to tie them."
Comment:
First off, it is not the collar they were that concerns them (either party). It is the collar you and I wear.
The sad commentary is not the war on specific groups such as black poverty or black churches. In an unbiased, unracist society, black would have nothing to do with it. In other words, it would be a war on poverty and churches. The truly sad part is that there would be a war or perceived war at all.
It is much like the war on drugs - a complete failure. I am against drug use. But I am also against government wasting our tax payer money on fruitless intervention. At some point one has to realize that you can't save everyone and that some people will choose to fall through the cracks in society. I know, I am heartless. But those that don't see that are only kidding themselves and won't change their minds until the country faces real bankruptcy and it directly effects them personally. Quite frankly, why would one be discussing to irrelevant such as their tie when the the real issue is the tie that is put on us?
The tie is a metaphor for taking the easy way out.
The longer an untenable position is maintained and the inevitable is postponed, the more radical the intervention must be, or the more severe the reversion will be. I don't expect honesty out of politicians, but when the closest thing to even basic innovation that his policy scribes have demonstrated is capping deductions, there is no sane argument for a pivot to a successful policy solution- if only the election is resolved in favor of allowing the same team to develop actual policies.
A long time ago I went to work for someone, who opened doors and provided me the opportunity to learn and grow my experiences. Years later I went to work with an international group that provided me the a greatly expanded scale and scope of opportunity. Now people go work for me, and I try to provide them the opportunity to teach themselves and grow their experiences.
When I look back at the country I left- I see only pockets of opportunity remaining under the suffocating burden of the State and Central Bank. The eventual result is a forgone conclusion. Politicians continue to seek the easy path, instead of a solution. It is no different than a charred corpse with pockets of skin, it may still have a pulse, but that doesn't change the fact that it is already dead, and merely waiting to be put out of its misery.
Michele was at The Louis Farakahn Dinner for orphaned jihadists.
You used the words honest truthiness and Obamney in the same sentence. wow.
Fucking maniac cocksuckers laughing about 16T of fiat that will never be paid back and which is going to bring forth absolute misery upon every man, women, and child in this country.
Obama you filthy fucking bitch.
Romney you smegma licking rat bastard.
FUCK BOTH YOU.
ASSHOLES
So you're saying you're upset you can't vote for both of them?
[rim shot]
Kiss the rings first ... "Mayor Bloomberg, Senator Schumer"
Where the fuck is Henny Youngman and Don Rickels when you need them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW1tND0EzxE
Those roasts were fucking kick-ass!
To repeat- Scope and Range.
Disgusting.
Could be the move down that has been long over due. No more QE infinity, no more BS government stats or higher earnings/lower revenue reports from the SP500.
http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/market-moves-marginally-higher/
Primary wave 3 down.
The Presidential Campaign Needs A-List Actors, not B.
http://silvervigilante.com
Romney said "we are all under the same god"....I ask..which one is that? Zeus? Fortuna? The Monkey god? Anyone who would support a man who publicly believes in the garden of eden in missouri, golden plates, flying angels, inherited planets when you die and magic underwear etc...is too insane, delusional or psychotic to be allowed to vote..Romney is a very dangerous man. Bad enough we have Obammy the tool but to have a delusional cleric as top shit head is a recipe for certain doom
Careful. Your blasphomous ranting may spark another Ambassador's death.
Ehh, nevermind. No one will give two squats about any non-optimal deaths. Carry on.
PUD...How does the gist of what you said not apply to ANYONE who believes in ANY religion? Full disclosure, I'm a Mormon (but support Ron Paul, not Romney), and the way you single out Mormonism shows either ignorance of other religions or bigotry of Mormons. Fine if you don't believe in religion, I don't care, but what you said seems like you implied it was only Mormons:
I guess it boils down to whether or not you believe in God, and whether or not you believe God can know of things to come and communicates that to people. I'm not going to try to persuade you it's correct, but I don't think singling out Mormons is anything but bigotry.
Ether 7, Verse 5, Book of Mormon:
And when he had gathered together an army he came up unto the land of MORON.....
Think about it for a minute, let it sink in.........
you forgot the magic hat and magic stones wich were used to decipher the Golden Plates...by a career huckster/charlatan, but Romney's a very, very smart guy, they say...
The parting gift that evening was an altar boy for each guest.
circuit breakers off ... perfect time for a flash crash... and this time we're not bouncing back
"You are not buying the dip."
Speak for yourselves. Been BTFD all year. Up over 40% YTD on that account.
Can't never could. Adapt. Or whine like a brokedick.
As a loyal Catholic, I have to say, this disgust me.
They claim to be a moral institution, a gadfly on the national consciousness that views power with suspicion and demands justice for the oppressed, but they fall into the same traps as other “liberal” institutions. They are completely incapable of thinking independently. Hosting this war criminal (and aspiring war criminal) is further proof.
Their moderate tone of reasoned appeal betrays their bias favoring a corrupt elite. Instead of condemning them with a vitriol that comes naturally to those who understand evil, these wannabe power players fake concern. No one who understands the extent of this corruption can comment without regularly using terms like traitor, puppet, liar and oligarch.
Their failure to challenge the status quo is nothing new to us Catholics, who’ve been forced to observe thousands of homilies (sermons) on the nature of the Holy Spirit or letting God into our lives, but never, ever challenges the individual to do something in constructive defiance to power.
The passivity of the Church stands in stark contrast to Jesus himself, who was a true antagonist. In the Bible, Jesus says, ”Do you suppose that I am here to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but rather division.” His plan is to force people to address the injustices which are so prevalent in society. The Bible continues:
“He said again to the crowds, ‘When you see a cloud looming up in the west you say at once that rain is coming, and so it does. And when the wind is from the south you say it’s going to be hot, and it is.
Hypocrites! You know how to interpret the face of the earth and the sky. How is it you do not know how to interpret these times?”
Indeed, the writing is on the wall, and yet the Church does nothing. Their silence is an embarrassment for those of us who still care about the Church as a vehicle for justice. Perhaps they fear that a greater condemnation would jeopardize their tax exempt status. If so, then they are even more damned than I thought.
"jesus" never "said" anything. nor did he ever write anything. all that is attributed to him was written by unknown delusional men decades and centuries after the supposed "jesus"...that is fact jack
Perhaps you'd prefer Martain Luther King Jr then, who said the same thing?
Whether you believe in the person or rather a conglomerate of ideas, facing evil head on instead of praising a "false peace" is a fundamental element of most major religions. Something the establishement actively avoids at all cost. Their goal is to supress rather than to address problems.
There is no such thing as "evil" either. There are evil men but "evil" is another delusional religious construct
That is so stupid....
Full Retard Friday?
Here's a fact, you're a fucking idiot. *PUD*
On what basis would you ever regard the Catholic Church as a vehicle for justice?
I wouldn't say it necessarily has been successful in doing so in the past (although I've seen it do great charity), but it should be such a vehicle, because it claims to care. They aught to put their money where their mouth is, unless of course, they want to be accused of being too passive in the face of overwhelming evil (again)... see Nazi Germany.
You might wish to do a bit of due diligence on your catholic loyalty. Loyalty to one of the most superstitious, criminal, murderous, genocidal organizations to have ever existed is hardly worthy of much loyalty
@SeanJKerrigan
So, you think that the church should do something to push for justice..but justice for who? You mention oligarchs ...did it ever occur to you that the Catholic Church could be the oligarchy that you are ranting against here.
Everyone is so focused on the zionists, illuminati, builderbergers, CFR, the mysterious PTB, I say follow the money. The Catholic Church is one of the largest landholders and wealthiest entities in the world.
Maybe the reason your Catholic Church doesn't stand up to the corrupt powers and challenge the status quo is because they are the corrupt power behind it all that benefits the most from the status quo.
For showing up, both Mittens and Hopey Clown received indulgences from the Pope and the Good Bishop, Hopey for fighting to abort millions of partially born, born and unborn children and for adopting the living children to married queers. Romney from the worship of mammon. Five million for the defense of peodophilic priests. Talley HO! Where are the millstones?
Romney@ 6:20 on the Press... My Job is to lay our a Positive Vision for the Country. Their Job is to make sure nobody finds out about it.
I think EVERYBODY knows about the vision part.... it's just the details that are lacking. Nothing there for the press to hide.
looting this country. Hand on fist.
Put me down for one write-in vote for Ron Paul. These two chaps can't hold a candle to him.
Paul's strategy to debate is the same as theirs in the roast. Tell the truth so that you hear the truth.
The difference is he is no jester in the PTB's court, like these two clowns are.
I know this is supposed to be a "fun" event, but $16 Trillion in debt is no laughing matter. I imagine both of these multi-millionaires still plan to be drinking champagne long after the R-E-S-E-T button gets pressed and millions starve.
Thank G-d there is a G-d because when we fuck things up here we get a do-over in Heaven.
HEY! No grab-ass in the barracks.
"and when alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." - hans gruber, misquoting plutarch while misdirecting the public in order to misappropriate $640 mil.
Where can I get the magic underwear?
Here, the lord sent us a picture of heaven last week:
http://www.sott.net/article/251761-Crop-cube-that-looks-like-a-250ft-3D-...
This most likely is a depiction of the spaceship "NEW JERUSALEM".
It hardly makes a difference to the majority of the population as to who wins the election. They all make rules for the benefit of and work for the real rulers of the world, the top richest 1% of the population and the major contributors to their election fund.
They bail out the bankers and the rich corporations (who should not be in business because of their incompetencies) without even changing their previous management because they fund the election campaigns and also place them in their organisations at exorbitant salaries once they leave office. This class alongwith the rich individuals pay the minimum amount of tax while getting the maximum benefit of the tax collected from the rest of the population in the form of bailouts.
The rest of the population is least of their concerns. The only activity they do is pacify the majority of the population using false statistics and promises of a better future so that they do not lynch them and their masters while they are robbing the taxpayers.
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article35345.html
www.letstalkmoney2012.in
Where's a real suicide bomber when you need one, not one of the FBI projects?
These pompous asses are appalling. All of them. They sort of remind me of the people in the Hunger Games. Laughing it up with their bread and circuses as their "policies" murder and starve thousands around the world. And yet so many sheep are so willing to bend over and be fucked by them over and over again and the sheep keep thinking they're going to get a reach around from their beloved leaders.
I liked the Charlie Sheen Roast bettah.