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Deer Voters: Here Is Why You Will Get Just What You Deserve On November 6
We know it's Monday and Monday is not a day to joke around; but in light of this evening's debate and our nation's ever-decreasing educational prowess (and yet stable voting capability - i.e. everyone gets a vote!), we thought this clip (via Monty Pelerin's World) summed up perfectly how someone who seemingly sounds so well-spoken and lucid can be so utterly and completely clueless. The first minute will whet your appetite but listen on for the full logic of why deer crossings should be moved from busy highways...
(h/t Monty Pelerin's World)
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Not me. I didn't deserve this shit.
But nevertheless, it's all going according to plan: Ordo ab Chao.
Look how stupid the average sheep is.... think realize half the population is even more stupid than that.
Reminds me of that Congressman's wife who said that we should get rid of daylight savings because it sped up the rate that the sun bleached her curtains.
Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.
Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.
Thats nothing compared to what the trees have to go through during the daylight savings time change every year
This is very relevant... and hilarious.
"I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel NOTHING!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA
Not if you write in Ron Paul!
Side effects of corn syrup? I've seen this in a few sites, now. This poor girl is having to come to terms with herself....can't be easy.
Isn't she the journalist who said gold is backed by nothing ?
Yeah you're right; There's unrest in the forest, there's trouble with the trees; for the Maples want more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their pleas...
Can't go wrong with a good Rush quote Rafter Man...
No need to watch the video. I know exactly where its it going, and why we are doomed.
Hall of Famers! Vote!
Which is nothing compared to the opossums who always seem to nap on the side of the road. They should sleep in the woods, much safer.
I think that's the same chemical blonde girl who was told by the state trooper that she was traveling at 80MPH and she complained that that was impossibe because she only left the house 15 min. ago.
Well the female state trooper who was a a natural blonde, did not bother to explain and gave her the ticket.
Actually it reminds me of my own chemical blond ex-wife who, several years ago, upon reading online a stat that most serious car accidents occur within 5 mi of your own home, informed me that we should immediately move ......
I'm not sure I'd make some grandiose political assesment based on this one idiot. Idiots are produced in mass anywhere there is a state that depends on idiots for citizens. This is not limited to any political system, but the goal of the state.
Anyway, that chick made me laugh pretty damn hard.
absolutely perfect, made-to-order snort-fest. . .as the balance of the thread posts are about to demonstrate. . .
This HAS GOT to be a troll. There is no way...
Fluoride in the water?
No, this is the expected result of centuries of government upsetting the natural stochastic selection process which otherwise would favor intelligence. The safety net has destroyed the gene pool.
Did someone say troll...???
I resemble that remark...
The great thing is she'll be voting in 2 weeks!
How many more are out there??????????????????????????????????
gee and i wonder which one she'll be voting for...
Al Gore
That's it... Whichever candidate advocates more MOOSE crossings ~ I'm voting for... Thanks ZH, for helping me make up my mind on my final choice...
I'll second that..., it's time for a drink.
Yes way...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMK9zxb5HyE&list=FLeGAOM7ibPwtPLGNel9UVBA&index=26&feature=plpp_video
You can't fix stupid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8&list=FLeGAOM7ibPwtPLGNel9UVBA&index=3&feature=plpp_video
I think she was trolling too..she had a tone of amusement in her voice near the end.
Congress is also apparently trolling us. Turtle Fence Song/Debate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XktuLWxlw
MSM does it on a daily basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A
She puts the oooooooooooooooooooooooo in stoopid..
Let me guess, she has children...
I dare to guess 8.
Yes, but if she is a blonde bombshell she sure as hell was fun to date. Pretty sure I remember a few of these. Good times.
Edit: or mother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WehtHFweILY
The deer has the same IQ as the average american.
"Back in the 1980s, Yosemite National Park was having a serious problem with bears: They would wander into campgrounds and break into the garbage bins. This put both bears and people at risk. So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open -- you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it's actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can't get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
Classic!
Insult to the deer.
Don't insult the deer.
You're giving the average American too much credit.
She is a famous financial analyst from the midwest. Recognize the voice? She is lobbying hard to have that deer crossing moved closer to her property.
Realistically, the IQ difference between -1 and 1 sigma of mu (100, in the case of IQ) are going to be largely indistinguishable, and carry damn near 70% of the population.
I agree, there are some ignorant masses out there, but the truth of the matter is that we're largely in the same boat, regardless of whatever you claim your internet IQ is.
so this of course answers as well the timeless question.....
"why did the chicken cross the road...?"
"cause he saw the Chicken crossing sign...."
im a dumb ass American and i approved this message....
Actually, the chicken crossed the road....
For some fowl purpose.
Are you an american? Then yes, you do deserve it.
http://www.abadassserver.com/viewtopic.php?p=1376&sid=69f83288cb0c4264ddc852e057345be4
Earlier today on Bloomberg. Couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Ex-Citigroup Chairman Dick Parsons Complains About Wall Street Regulations From His Private Winery In Tuscanythe Deer - back again. Look out below!
We love the deer! Looks like were in the Draghi Drop Zone now.
It doesn't look like the bottom of a toilet. But you can't not notice that giant asshole from above.
There is a simple solution to the problem. The point is the sign has yellow background and the deer depicted on the image is not crossed. Obviously, the deer gets confused and so would I - may I trespass the road or may I not?. Instead of relocation the sign should be simply red colored and the deer image crossed. That's it!
I think the chick would fully agree with the solution...
If we just put the deer on food stamps, they wouldn't need to cross the fucking road
Another classic example of addressing the symptom instead of the cause...we all know where this started, so if you want to keep animals from crossing the road, you have to focus on that damn chicken!
Shouldn't worry about deer getting killed, Ben Bernanke can always print some more.
It is a hoax. A joke not to be taken seriously. It was written about more than a year ago.
ZH this is not worth anyone's time.
"ZH is not worth anyone's time." Begs the question: then why are you here?
I was talking about discussing the deer. Try reading.
I wrote
"ZH this is not worth anyone's time."
True or put on it is still damn funny.
No . It is pathetic that idiots believe everything the hear and never question that which is obvious.
Genius, while it is possibly/probably a hoax, please explain what is "obvious".
Obvious describes something that is readily apparent or easy to see. (adjective). An example of obvious is an elephant standing right in front of you.
I await...
.
Yes, this is an obvious period; not to be confused with your monthly one.
What an ass you are. Have a nice day.
Go back to your original obnoxious reply and see where the "ass" exists. I guess you like being a mental bully, but don't enjoy it when you are challenged?
you made his point extravagantly with this ^ post.
DERP
Genius, look up "rhetorical question".
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/deercrossing.asp
Because it's not my time, it's my bosses. And he's a dick.
amrkn employees. working as intended. . .
I'm self employed.
Next thing you know someone will talk about an island tipping over.
pods
An elected official, no less. Salt in the wound.
Just in case there are some readers who don't know what you are referencing, and for those who do, some afternoon entertainment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
Owww, teh stoopid, it burns, it burns! The general feigns respect while thinking "why the fuck do we let these idiots run the country?"
This is way dumber than Sen. Ted Stevens's 2006 comment about the internet being "a series of tubes", or Dan Quayle's comment about Mars having a breatheable atmosphere (while he was chairman of the space committee).
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Teach the deer how to surf the internet and then they'll stay home like the rest of America.
No. No. No. No. No. This is not happening. Noooo... NOOOO. DAMNIT.
Her husband is probably one of those farmers who opposes the time change because "the earlier sunrise confuses the livestock"
Tell me one good reason why we change time 2x per year? It's messing me up more and more the older I get. Makes no sense to me. But whatever. Maybe you got a good reason.
I am with you. A very outdated concept. I used to hate it because two weeks into bow season I would lose an hour of hunting.
Now I hate it because my body runs on standard time and I hate the the government has become powerful enough to change time.
pods
economic costs as in electrical energy and social reasons as in the sun will set at 9:30 instead of 10:30 at night.
Maybe it could have something to do with the 23.5 degree angle of the earth facing the sun?
If you live at the equator there is no reason for it, unless you go to the maldives where each island chooses their time zone according to the desires of their guests.
BTW it,s not time that messes you up, it,s your acceptance of the daily tasks at a predefined time schedule that creates your problem.
Tell me you were joking, please.
It's really the perfect metaphor for many proposed political solutions. As if by legislative fiat we could change the flow of the tides, or the laziness and criminal tendencies of a large and largely dependent segment of our population (which one cannot describe in more detail without being banned from public debate).
There are few political solutions which really solve anything. A guy who calls himself jesus expounds on this more: http://datejesus.com/20121019.html
I signed up to be a Greek tax collector after much thought.
Like the deer in the picture, I am agile and quick!
I used to be this dumb.
<But then I had that frontal lobotomy and I feel fine.>
I don't know if I need a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me........
That would make for a good country song.
Dupe
0_o.. did I just hear someone suggest that the signs were put up so that deer know where to cross? O M F G.. we are soooo boned... I have no hope for humanity.
Right THERE is our average voter.
They walk among us...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ogyWXNsKt3I/SdhSpEOQm0I/AAAAAAAABDY/MnkPu0Zxd1I/s400/fail-owned-meat-origin-fail.jpg
OMG.
think she was winding the fuckwits on the radio up .. & accidently gave them some more ratings than they probably deserve.
and she's allowed to drive.....and breed...
What the... I don't even... my brain been completely and thoroughly fucked.
I propose we also move the "icy" signs too - damn road gets icy when they put those signs there.
Free Jon Corzine too!
What a retard.....Maybe she should write a letter to the deer over lord expressing her concern since they seem to have developed reading skills.
Deer overpopulation..I'm doing my part to reduce the population and fill my freezer.
Mmmmm... Venison stew and sweet potatoes...
With extra Round up in the meat , thanks Monsanto for the extra flavor.
This is clearly why we need to eliminate talk radio altogether.
Deer it is, been expecting the deer for a few days now
She Actually thought she had an original and well thought out solution. Are you F'ng kidding me. I have officially lost all hope for our future.
and here's the follow up http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JB1yEcdomt0#!
@ UGrev -Thanks for that!
What an interesting turn.
Even if its a total fabrication from start to end,
it's a great light relief from the normal edge of converging cliffs where most of us live.
Ya got me .... I thought it was a real "deer in the head light" situation. LOL
She's putting you on. She's good but you are gullible.
Yeah, this. This is intelligent satire. The irony is the stupid people are the ones who think this is real.
Really , have you listened to the follow up interview she really thought it was to tell the deer where to x, untill somone explained it to her.
It's called "acting".
ZeroHedge readers have always been terrible at understanding deadpan satire. Just look at how often people respond negatively to MDB.
A true deadpan comedian will usually leave some clues that show they're joking, but never come right out and admit they're joking so as to not completely spoil the humor. In this case, the giveaway was when the host suggested that the signs were meant to warn drivers, and the woman tried to dodge the comment and continue with her schtick.
It's actually funny either way. It's funny if she's for real, and it's just as funny if she's screwing with the radio jocks and the audience.
Seems like a put-on to me.
.."The units are activated by approaching headlights that set off an audible alarm and accompanying strobe light that acquires the attention of the animal long enough to give it reason to take pause in its travel toward the roadway, allowing a vehicle to pass. Since only an approaching vehicle triggers the device, animals are allowed to cross roadways at times when they do not present a danger to traffic. The "brains" of the unit are a durable circuit board and processor promising years of sustained performance at low cost in terms of both initial installation and follow-on maintenance. Power is provided by a solar charged arrangement that is expected to last for many maintenance-free years." ..
PR Newswire (http://s.tt/1qi83)
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Intelligent Deer Crossing System Just Got a Lot Smarter and Less Expensive
DeerDeter Wildlife Crossing Guard Debuts Next Generation Unit for Public Release at 2012 ITS World Congress
PR Newswire (http://s.tt/1qi83)
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http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/intelligent-deer-crossing-system...
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oh my, that is my comment.
http://www.ironbullbumpers.com/blackopsbumpers/
"Intelligent Deer Crossing System"
this can't be real.....this can't be real...this can't be real....this can't be real.....this can't be real.....this can't be real....maybe if i keep telling myself that it will be true...this can't be real....this can't be real....
"All scenes whether actual or created, depict authenticated fact."
Wild Kingdom disclaimer
Debate? Meaningless.
Frivolous.
The REAL issues are avoided like the bubonic plague!
No matter who gets "in" things will remain the same. Expect nothing less.
Red, blue, green, white, black, yellow, red, take your pick. Same old. Same old.
Just shoot the damn deer. They must be the ones eating all our economic "green shoots".
Confusing cause and effect is classic modern American behavior. It's like Ben Bernanke believing that insufficient fiat causes depressed real-goods creation, rather than understanding that depressed real-goods creation causes insufficient fiat. Moving a "Deer Crossing" sign to change deer behavior is no dumber than printing money to create actual wealth.
Let's just keep moving Foward! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A50uBwOCMAAhoAz.jpg
Removed
Obama Advisor and teleprompter writer !!
treasury secretary.
Get her name and everyone will write her in on their ballot.
Gotta be better than the current dummy in the WH.
LOL when i was young we used to crank call on newspaper classified ads people are really gullible. This call was a hoax just like the 2 D and R candidates.
She went full retard. You never go full retard.
I'm breathless....please tell me this is a hoax...please...
I think it's real (the deer crossing video). The woman called again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1yEcdomt0 (not really worth listening to but anyway...)
Yes, some people have never been challenged to use their grey mass, even discouraged strongly to do so, or even tried themselves. They ARE sheep and choose their fate. Nevertheless, they are human beings and if the smarter, more awake bipeds have no compassion for them, none will be shown to them.
We're all in the same shithole. Some float on top, some already at the bottom, but who will be counting when it all gets flushed?
Sounds like a phony phone call like Howard Stern's guys would do
I was actually considering voting just to vote out all the incumbents, but seriously: Do any of you think that even if 100% of voters voted one way or the other it would make any difference as to what TPTB implement? I won't even waste my time or gas to get to the booth.
damn white tailed terrorists
our mule deer here in Nevada do not give us this much trouble.
IMHO what I think is brilliant about the nature of this video post is her comment, "of course the government can control where the deer cross." "The deer cross wherever the government puts the signs".
This video is a great way to highlight how silly it is to believe the government really has so much control over our lives.
Yes. We are free people, yet the government would have us believe that wherever the they put the signs is really where we should cross.
This highlights the government's ILLUSION of CONTROL.
The city of San Diego painted out all the crosswalks in the city at the suggestion of a brilliant public servant. The justification was that more pedestrians were killed in crosswalks than in any other part of the roadways. As you might surmise fatalities increased. Now the city is slowly repainting crosswalsk everywhere. It's a good idea they didn't control the hospitals.
This poor hapless woman, her only possible purpose can be a life support system for a vagina.
dunno, she seems to be keeping the blogs in bizness, and providing the menz-posting with fodder. . .
Deer should just look both ways before they cross. Problem solved.
If fucking wasn't an instinct, the human race would have fallen at the first hurdle, evolution-wise.
Tonight's debate is unwatchable for me, but I think I will tune into the third party debate tomorrow night, live streaming from Al Jazeera and Russia Today . CSpan apparently doesn't think its newsworthy. Don't want the sheeple to think there are any alternatives outside the duopoly.
"[Executive producer] Wheelock said that part of Al Jazeera English's mission is "to try to provide the voice and be in places where other people aren't -- to cover areas, countries, states, cultures that aren't routinely covered by the traditional broadcast networks and cable networks." (Huffpo)
http://rt.com/usa/news/third-party-debate-rt-745/
OH MY GOD! We are clearly doomed as a nation and a people. Beyond words. LMAO!
NO, this is why....
Romney Family Investment Ties To Voting Machine Company That Could Decide The Election Causing Concernhttp://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/10/20/romney-family-investmen...
100% Fake.........
makes for great ideas to generate awareness for radio stations.
1. Take an obvious situation
2. Respond in a very stupid manner
3. Generate awareness for stupidity.
Seems easier than capitalizing on being clever.
even simple'r - take female "blonde" voice, add incredulous male DJ mock-tones - voila!
psuedo-clever perpetuating of old stereotypes, rinse, repeat, add-nausea.
Meme Therapy..
I would like to see a pop up ad for a Kaleidoscope so that I may purchase an item which may give me a better perspective on how things work and where we are headed.
+1 for any good recommendations on Kaleidoscopes. I will do my best to share a good product with a good story to my network of top observers.
This will play well to a market of rich observers. They will pay well for a good product. Perhaps an expanding series of three brass barrels, a 200 mm objective lens almost flat a decent wide field eyepiece,
The biggest problem we have with entitlements for both the .001 and the rest of you folks is the perspective lock down.
The question I’m asking me now is “What ideas am I a sheep too?”
I would like to see a pop up ad for a Kaleidoscope so that I may purchase an item which may give me a better perspective on how things work and where we are headed.
+1 for any good recommendations on Kaleidoscopes. I will do my best to share a good product with a good story to my network of top observers.
This will play well to a market of rich observers waiting for direction in chaos.
A good Kaleidoscope.
All I need thanks.
McGspot
Thats normalcy bias speaking..
Stoopit peeple walk among us...
Some even hold public office positions
Question from the Res. Are you a real Chipp monk partner?
Celebrating the end of the bounty from last year’s harvest, with a big pot of Venison chili simmering in the kitchen to fortify our little band of merry men for the November 3rd Deer opener in Minnesota.
Per a year of trail cam recon including Infra Red video clips, leveraging Google Earth and finely tuned human algos. We know, have a plan for fun and mean to execute.
I would be most pleased to see an Ad pop up whereby I can purchase some of those deer crossing signs to place on the game trails in the middle of the wild wolves.
Howling laughter is among the best kind.
In the middle of the wild.
Be safe hunting, or dangerous as you wish.
McGspot
The next you will hear is that these a-holes will want to build (2 lane) deer crossing "overpasses/bridges" all over the place.
Shovel ready jobs, Yea!
Wow, great idea! It'll be like fish ladders on the Columbia. Please don't tell our governor Moonbeam here in Cali, I'm sure he'll draft a bill in no time. Anything not to focus on something important.
Miffed:-)
HOOP, DEER it iz...
Seems to me that if you would just post a "NO DEER WITHIN 500 FEET" sign, that would cure the problem, no? Put 'em up in high traffic areas, or where theres been a few collisions? jeez, what the fuck is going on......there should be an open season on these dumb asses, and I don't mean the venison.