Deer Voters: Here Is Why You Will Get Just What You Deserve On November 6

Tyler Durden's picture

We know it's Monday and Monday is not a day to joke around; but in light of this evening's debate and our nation's ever-decreasing educational prowess (and yet stable voting capability - i.e. everyone gets a vote!), we thought this clip (via Monty Pelerin's World) summed up perfectly how someone who seemingly sounds so well-spoken and lucid can be so utterly and completely clueless. The first minute will whet your appetite but listen on for the full logic of why deer crossings should be moved from busy highways...

 

 

(h/t Monty Pelerin's World)

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MichaelNY's picture

Not me.  I didn't deserve this shit.

But nevertheless, it's all going according to plan: Ordo ab Chao.

jaap's picture

Look how stupid the average sheep is.... think realize half the population is even more stupid than that.

idea_hamster's picture

Reminds me of that Congressman's wife who said that we should get rid of daylight savings because it sped up the rate that the sun bleached her curtains.

redpill's picture

 

 

 

 

Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.

 

Stackers's picture

Thats nothing compared to what the trees have to go through during the daylight savings time change every year

 

Skateboarder's picture

This is very relevant... and hilarious.

"I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel NOTHING!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA

Dalago's picture

Not if you write in Ron Paul!

juangrande's picture

Side effects of corn syrup? I've seen this in a few sites, now. This poor girl is having to come to terms with herself....can't be easy.

Andrew Jackson epitaph's picture

Isn't she the journalist who said gold is backed by nothing ?

RafterManFMJ's picture

Yeah you're right; There's unrest in the forest, there's trouble with the trees; for the Maples want more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their pleas...

A Nanny Moose's picture

Can't go wrong with a good Rush quote Rafter Man...

Now there's no more oak oppression.

For they passed a noble law.

The trees were all kept equal.

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

No need to watch the video. I know exactly where its it going, and why we are doomed.

kridkrid's picture

Which is nothing compared to the opossums who always seem to nap on the side of the road. They should sleep in the woods, much safer.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

I think that's the same chemical blonde girl who was told by the state trooper that she was traveling at 80MPH and she complained that that was impossibe because she only left the house 15 min. ago.

Well the female state trooper who was a a natural blonde, did not bother to explain and gave her the ticket. 

tsx500's picture

Actually it reminds me of my own chemical blond ex-wife who, several years ago, upon reading online a stat that most serious car accidents occur within 5 mi of your own home, informed me that we should immediately move ......

malikai's picture

I'm not sure I'd make some grandiose political assesment based on this one idiot. Idiots are produced in mass anywhere there is a state that depends on idiots for citizens. This is not limited to any political system, but the goal of the state.

Anyway, that chick made me laugh pretty damn hard.

Cathartes Aura's picture

absolutely perfect, made-to-order snort-fest. . .as the balance of the thread posts are about to demonstrate. . .

Muppet of the Universe's picture

This HAS GOT to be a troll.  There is no way...

stirners_ghost's picture

No, this is the expected result of centuries of government upsetting the natural stochastic selection process which otherwise would favor intelligence. The safety net has destroyed the gene pool.

MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

Did someone say troll...???

I resemble that remark...

aint no fortunate son's picture

The great thing is she'll be voting in 2 weeks!

How many more are out there??????????????????????????????????

bigdumbnugly's picture

gee and i wonder which one she'll be voting for...

francis_sawyer's picture

That's it... Whichever candidate advocates more MOOSE crossings ~ I'm voting for... Thanks ZH, for helping me make up my mind on my final choice...

gmrpeabody's picture

I'll second that..., it's time for a drink.

Revert_Back_to_1792_Act's picture

I think she was trolling too..she had a tone of amusement in her voice near the end. 

Congress is also apparently trolling us.  Turtle Fence Song/Debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XktuLWxlw

MSM does it on a daily basis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A

 

 

Stoploss's picture

She puts the oooooooooooooooooooooooo in stoopid..

 

Let me guess, she has children...

LawsofPhysics's picture

Yes, but if she is a blonde bombshell she sure as hell was fun to date.  Pretty sure I remember a few of these.  Good times.

A Nanny Moose's picture

"....you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car -? hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

Edit: or mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WehtHFweILY

true brain's picture

The deer has the same IQ as the average american.

exi1ed0ne's picture

 

"Back in the 1980s, Yosemite National Park was having a serious problem with bears: They would wander into campgrounds and break into the garbage bins. This put both bears and people at risk. So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open -- you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it's actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can't get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Overfed's picture

You're giving the average American too much credit.

Piranhanoia's picture

She is a famous financial analyst from the midwest.  Recognize the voice?   She is lobbying hard to have that deer crossing moved closer to her property.

Jehannum's picture

Realistically, the IQ difference between -1 and 1 sigma of mu (100, in the case of IQ) are going to be largely indistinguishable, and carry damn near 70% of the population.

I agree, there are some ignorant masses out there, but the truth of the matter is that we're largely in the same boat, regardless of whatever you claim your internet IQ is.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

so this of course answers as well the timeless question.....

"why did the chicken cross the road...?"

"cause he saw the Chicken crossing sign...."

im a dumb ass American and i approved this message....

Titan Uranus's picture

Actually, the chicken crossed the road....

 

For some fowl purpose.

laomei's picture

Are you an american? Then yes, you do deserve it. 

reload's picture

the Deer - back again. Look out below!

DeadFred's picture

We love the deer! Looks like were in the Draghi Drop Zone now.

malikai's picture

It doesn't look like the bottom of a toilet. But you can't not notice that giant asshole from above.

Anasteus's picture

There is a simple solution to the problem. The point is the sign has yellow background and the deer depicted on the image is not crossed. Obviously, the deer gets confused and so would I - may I trespass the road or may I not?. Instead of relocation the sign should be simply red colored and the deer image crossed. That's it!

I think the chick would fully agree with the solution...

FOC 1183's picture

If we just put the deer on food stamps, they wouldn't need to cross the fucking road