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Deer Voters: Here Is Why You Will Get Just What You Deserve On November 6

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We know it's Monday and Monday is not a day to joke around; but in light of this evening's debate and our nation's ever-decreasing educational prowess (and yet stable voting capability - i.e. everyone gets a vote!), we thought this clip (via Monty Pelerin's World) summed up perfectly how someone who seemingly sounds so well-spoken and lucid can be so utterly and completely clueless. The first minute will whet your appetite but listen on for the full logic of why deer crossings should be moved from busy highways...



(h/t Monty Pelerin's World)


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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:34 | 2910004 MichaelNY
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Not me.  I didn't deserve this shit.

But nevertheless, it's all going according to plan: Ordo ab Chao.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:35 | 2910015 jaap
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Look how stupid the average sheep is.... think realize half the population is even more stupid than that.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910022 idea_hamster
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Reminds me of that Congressman's wife who said that we should get rid of daylight savings because it sped up the rate that the sun bleached her curtains.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:41 | 2910044 redpill
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Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:58 | 2910114 Stackers
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Thats nothing compared to what the trees have to go through during the daylight savings time change every year


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:02 | 2910132 Skateboarder
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This is very relevant... and hilarious.

"I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel NOTHING!"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:11 | 2910167 Dalago
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Not if you write in Ron Paul!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2910719 juangrande
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Side effects of corn syrup? I've seen this in a few sites, now. This poor girl is having to come to terms with herself....can't be easy.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:10 | 2910818 Andrew Jackson ...
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Isn't she the journalist who said gold is backed by nothing ?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:09 | 2910159 RafterManFMJ
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Yeah you're right; There's unrest in the forest, there's trouble with the trees; for the Maples want more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their pleas...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:17 | 2910837 A Nanny Moose
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Can't go wrong with a good Rush quote Rafter Man...

Now there's no more oak oppression.

For they passed a noble law.

The trees were all kept equal.

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

No need to watch the video. I know exactly where its it going, and why we are doomed.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 01:33 | 2911883 snakeboat
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Hall of Famers!  Vote!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:30 | 2910235 kridkrid
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Which is nothing compared to the opossums who always seem to nap on the side of the road. They should sleep in the woods, much safer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:30 | 2910403 Oracle of Kypseli
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I think that's the same chemical blonde girl who was told by the state trooper that she was traveling at 80MPH and she complained that that was impossibe because she only left the house 15 min. ago.

Well the female state trooper who was a a natural blonde, did not bother to explain and gave her the ticket. 

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 00:09 | 2911800 tsx500
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Actually it reminds me of my own chemical blond ex-wife who, several years ago, upon reading online a stat that most serious car accidents occur within 5 mi of your own home, informed me that we should immediately move ......

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910118 malikai
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I'm not sure I'd make some grandiose political assesment based on this one idiot. Idiots are produced in mass anywhere there is a state that depends on idiots for citizens. This is not limited to any political system, but the goal of the state.

Anyway, that chick made me laugh pretty damn hard.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:50 | 2910297 Cathartes Aura
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absolutely perfect, made-to-order snort-fest. . .as the balance of the thread posts are about to demonstrate. . .

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:38 | 2910026 Muppet of the U...
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This HAS GOT to be a troll.  There is no way...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:48 | 2910070 Wile-E-Coyote
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Fluoride in the water?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:26 | 2910224 stirners_ghost
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No, this is the expected result of centuries of government upsetting the natural stochastic selection process which otherwise would favor intelligence. The safety net has destroyed the gene pool.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:18 | 2910369 MillionDollarBogus_
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Did someone say troll...???

I resemble that remark...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:09 | 2910156 aint no fortuna...
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The great thing is she'll be voting in 2 weeks!

How many more are out there??????????????????????????????????

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:35 | 2910248 bigdumbnugly
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gee and i wonder which one she'll be voting for...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:32 | 2910411 Oracle of Kypseli
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Al Gore

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:12 | 2910828 francis_sawyer
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That's it... Whichever candidate advocates more MOOSE crossings ~ I'm voting for... Thanks ZH, for helping me make up my mind on my final choice...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:39 | 2910887 gmrpeabody
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I'll second that..., it's time for a drink.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 00:31 | 2911814 Revert_Back_to_...
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I think she was trolling too..she had a tone of amusement in her voice near the end. 

Congress is also apparently trolling us.  Turtle Fence Song/Debate.

MSM does it on a daily basis.



Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:40 | 2910039 Stoploss
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She puts the oooooooooooooooooooooooo in stoopid..


Let me guess, she has children...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:15 | 2910190 JPM Hater001
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I dare to guess 8.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:23 | 2910210 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, but if she is a blonde bombshell she sure as hell was fun to date.  Pretty sure I remember a few of these.  Good times.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:36 | 2910870 A Nanny Moose
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" need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car -? hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

Edit: or mother.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910054 true brain
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The deer has the same IQ as the average american.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910126 exi1ed0ne
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"Back in the 1980s, Yosemite National Park was having a serious problem with bears: They would wander into campgrounds and break into the garbage bins. This put both bears and people at risk. So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open -- you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it's actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can't get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:42 | 2910896 gmrpeabody
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:08 | 2910154 eddiebe
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Insult to the deer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:14 | 2910180 dolph9
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Don't insult the deer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:36 | 2910252 Overfed
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You're giving the average American too much credit.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:52 | 2910307 Piranhanoia
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She is a famous financial analyst from the midwest.  Recognize the voice?   She is lobbying hard to have that deer crossing moved closer to her property.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:23 | 2910846 Jehannum
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Realistically, the IQ difference between -1 and 1 sigma of mu (100, in the case of IQ) are going to be largely indistinguishable, and carry damn near 70% of the population.

I agree, there are some ignorant masses out there, but the truth of the matter is that we're largely in the same boat, regardless of whatever you claim your internet IQ is.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2910163 Kaiser Sousa
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so this of course answers as well the timeless question.....

"why did the chicken cross the road...?"

"cause he saw the Chicken crossing sign...."

im a dumb ass American and i approved this message....

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:08 | 2910347 Titan Uranus
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Actually, the chicken crossed the road....


For some fowl purpose.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:09 | 2910559 laomei
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Are you an american? Then yes, you do deserve it. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:19 | 2910838 Daily Bail
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:33 | 2910006 reload
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the Deer - back again. Look out below!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:45 | 2910065 DeadFred
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We love the deer! Looks like were in the Draghi Drop Zone now.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2910165 malikai
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It doesn't look like the bottom of a toilet. But you can't not notice that giant asshole from above.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:47 | 2910263 Anasteus
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There is a simple solution to the problem. The point is the sign has yellow background and the deer depicted on the image is not crossed. Obviously, the deer gets confused and so would I - may I trespass the road or may I not?. Instead of relocation the sign should be simply red colored and the deer image crossed. That's it!

I think the chick would fully agree with the solution...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:34 | 2910007 FOC 1183
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If we just put the deer on food stamps, they wouldn't need to cross the fucking road

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910031 Agent P
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Another classic example of addressing the symptom instead of the cause...we all know where this started, so if you want to keep animals from crossing the road, you have to focus on that damn chicken!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:17 | 2910836 masterinchancery
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Shouldn't worry about deer getting killed, Ben Bernanke can always print some more.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910018 surf0766
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It is a hoax. A joke not to be taken seriously. It was written about more than a year ago.

ZH this is not worth anyone's time.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:53 | 2910088 Vincent Vega
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"ZH is not worth anyone's time." Begs the question: then why are you here?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:58 | 2910098 surf0766
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I was talking about discussing the deer. Try reading.


I wrote


"ZH this is not worth anyone's time."

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:57 | 2910107 Vincent Vega
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True or put on it is still damn funny.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910116 surf0766
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No . It is pathetic that idiots believe everything the hear and never question that which is obvious.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:09 | 2910157 LoneStarHog
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Genius, while it is possibly/probably a hoax, please explain what is "obvious".

Obvious describes something that is readily apparent or easy to see. (adjective). An example of obvious is an elephant standing right in front of you.

I await...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:13 | 2910178 surf0766
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:25 | 2910216 LoneStarHog
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Yes, this is an obvious period; not to be confused with your monthly one.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:31 | 2910237 surf0766
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What an ass you are. Have a nice day.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:51 | 2910305 LoneStarHog
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Go back to your original obnoxious reply and see where the "ass" exists.  I guess you like being a mental bully, but don't enjoy it when you are challenged?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:53 | 2910314 Cathartes Aura
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you made his point extravagantly with this ^ post.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:59 | 2910115 LoneStarHog
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Genius, look up "rhetorical question".

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:01 | 2910130 Hi Ho Silver
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Because it's not my time, it's my bosses. And he's a dick.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:54 | 2910317 Cathartes Aura
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amrkn employees.  working as intended. . .

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 19:01 | 2911082 Hi Ho Silver
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I'm self employed.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:53 | 2910091 pods
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Next thing you know someone will talk about an island tipping over.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:18 | 2910199 kridkrid
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An elected official, no less. Salt in the wound.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:39 | 2910257 Blankenstein
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Just in case there are some readers who don't know what you are referencing, and for those who do, some afternoon entertainment:

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 18:52 | 2911004 New World Chaos
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Owww, teh stoopid, it burns, it burns!  The general feigns respect while thinking "why the fuck do we let these idiots run the country?"

This is way dumber than Sen. Ted Stevens's 2006 comment about the internet being "a series of tubes", or Dan Quayle's comment about Mars having a breatheable atmosphere (while he was chairman of the space committee).

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:31 | 2910322 Loose Caboose
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:36 | 2910019 FL_Conservative
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Teach the deer how to surf the internet and then they'll stay home like the rest of America.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:37 | 2910021 Muppet of the U...
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No. No. No. No. No. This is not happening.  Noooo...  NOOOO. DAMNIT.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:37 | 2910024 Dixie Rect
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Her husband is probably one of those farmers who opposes the time change because "the earlier sunrise confuses the livestock"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:59 | 2910113 walküre
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Tell me one good reason why we change time 2x per year? It's messing me up more and more the older I get. Makes no sense to me. But whatever. Maybe you got a good reason.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:14 | 2910183 pods
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I am with you.  A very outdated concept.  I used to hate it because two weeks into bow season I would lose an hour of hunting.  

Now I hate it because my body runs on standard time and I hate the the government has become powerful enough to change time.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:03 | 2910499 Ratscam
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economic costs as in electrical energy and social reasons as in the sun will set at 9:30 instead of 10:30 at night.
Maybe it could have something to do with the 23.5 degree angle of the earth facing the sun?
If you live at the equator there is no reason for it, unless you go to the maldives where each island chooses their time zone according to the desires of their guests.
BTW it,s not time that messes you up, it,s your acceptance of the daily tasks at a predefined time schedule that creates your problem.
Tell me you were joking, please.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910029 Arthor Bearing
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It's really the perfect metaphor for many proposed political solutions. As if by legislative fiat we could change the flow of the tides, or the laziness and criminal tendencies of a large and largely dependent segment of our population (which one cannot describe in more detail without being banned from public debate).

There are few political solutions which really solve anything. A guy who calls himself jesus expounds on this more:

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910034 BandGap
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I signed up to be a Greek tax collector after much thought.

Like the deer in the picture, I am agile and quick!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:40 | 2910035 Cognitive Dissonance
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I used to be this dumb.

<But then I had that frontal lobotomy and I feel fine.>

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:04 | 2910137 FL_Conservative
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I don't know if I need a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me........

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:20 | 2910204 kridkrid
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That would make for a good country song.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:22 | 2910203 TSA gropee
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910036 UGrev
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0_o.. did I just hear someone suggest that the signs were put up so that deer know where to cross?  O M F G..  we are soooo boned... I have no hope for humanity.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:43 | 2910059 Dr. Richard Head
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Right THERE is our average voter. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910037 Ineverslice
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:40 | 2910038 oldfruit1
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think she was winding the fuckwits on the radio up .. & accidently gave them some more ratings than they probably deserve.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:40 | 2910041 slackrabbit
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and she's allowed to drive.....and breed...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910043 Skateboarder
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What the... I don't even... my brain been completely and thoroughly fucked.

I propose we also move the "icy" signs too - damn road gets icy when they put those signs there.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:41 | 2910046 Bay of Pigs
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Free Jon Corzine too!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910047 Dr. Engali
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What a retard.....Maybe she should write a letter to the deer over lord expressing her concern since they seem to have developed reading skills.  


Deer overpopulation..I'm doing my part to reduce the population and fill my freezer.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:18 | 2910197 Wakanda
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Mmmmm...  Venison stew and sweet potatoes...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:27 | 2910230 Abitdodgie
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With extra Round up in the meat , thanks Monsanto for the extra flavor.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910050 Schmuck Raker
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This is clearly why we need to eliminate talk radio altogether.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:41 | 2910052 Piranha
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Deer it is, been expecting the deer for a few days now

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910057 HedgeHammer
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She Actually thought she had an original and well thought out solution. Are you F'ng kidding me. I have officially lost all hope for our future.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:43 | 2910058 UGrev
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:22 | 2910208 DollarMenu
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@ UGrev -Thanks for that!

What an interesting turn.

Even if its a total fabrication from start to end,

it's a great light relief from the normal edge of converging cliffs where most of us live.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:46 | 2910067 Taint Boil
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Ya got me .... I thought it was a real "deer in the head light" situation. LOL

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:46 | 2910068 JimboWHO
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She's putting you on.  She's good but you are gullible.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910125 incalculable captcha
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Yeah, this.  This is intelligent satire.  The irony is the stupid people are the ones who think this is real.



Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:31 | 2910240 Abitdodgie
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Really , have you listened to the follow up interview she really thought it was to tell the deer where to x, untill somone explained it to her.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:37 | 2910250 TheCanadianAustrian
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It's called "acting".

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:35 | 2910246 TheCanadianAustrian
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ZeroHedge readers have always been terrible at understanding deadpan satire. Just look at how often people respond negatively to MDB.

A true deadpan comedian will usually leave some clues that show they're joking, but never come right out and admit they're joking so as to not completely spoil the humor. In this case, the giveaway was when the host suggested that the signs were meant to warn drivers, and the woman tried to dodge the comment and continue with her schtick.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:31 | 2910404 Overfed
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It's actually funny either way. It's funny if she's for real, and it's just as funny if she's screwing with the radio jocks and the audience.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:50 | 2910080 MelvilleSaysNo
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Seems like a put-on to me.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:52 | 2910084 blindman
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.."The units are activated by approaching headlights that set off an audible alarm and accompanying strobe light that acquires the attention of the animal long enough to give it reason to take pause in its travel toward the roadway, allowing a vehicle to pass. Since only an approaching vehicle triggers the device, animals are allowed to cross roadways at times when they do not present a danger to traffic. The "brains" of the unit are a durable circuit board and processor promising years of sustained performance at low cost in terms of both initial installation and follow-on maintenance. Power is provided by a solar charged arrangement that is expected to last for many maintenance-free years." ..
PR Newswire (
Intelligent Deer Crossing System Just Got a Lot Smarter and Less Expensive
DeerDeter Wildlife Crossing Guard Debuts Next Generation Unit for Public Release at 2012 ITS World Congress
PR Newswire (
oh my, that is my comment.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:51 | 2910920 Urban Redneck
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"Intelligent Deer Crossing System"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:55 | 2910094 Zen Bernanke
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this can't be real.....this can't be real...this can't be real....this can't be real.....this can't be real.....this can't be real....maybe if i keep telling myself that it will be true...this can't be real....this can't be real....

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 19:26 | 2911129 Supernova Born
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"All scenes whether actual or created, depict authenticated fact."

Wild Kingdom disclaimer

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:55 | 2910096 OutLookingIn
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Debate? Meaningless.


The REAL issues are avoided like the bubonic plague!

No matter who gets "in" things will remain the same. Expect nothing less.

Red, blue, green, white, black, yellow, red, take your pick. Same old. Same old.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:54 | 2910099 BudFox2012
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Just shoot the damn deer.  They must be the ones eating all our economic "green shoots".

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:58 | 2910105 perelmanfan
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Confusing cause and effect is classic modern American behavior. It's like Ben Bernanke believing that insufficient fiat causes depressed real-goods creation, rather than understanding that depressed real-goods creation causes insufficient fiat. Moving a "Deer Crossing" sign to change deer behavior is no dumber than printing money to create actual wealth.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:58 | 2910110 XitSam
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Let's just keep moving Foward!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:05 | 2910128 LoneStarHog
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:03 | 2910138 JustPrintMoreDuh
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  • That bitch is brilliant!  She should be a congressional representative. 
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:08 | 2910155 DUNTHAT
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Obama Advisor and teleprompter writer !!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:44 | 2910277 blindman
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treasury secretary.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 18:29 | 2911014 Pure Evil
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Get her name and everyone will write her in on their ballot.

Gotta be better than the current dummy in the WH.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:06 | 2910151 irie1029
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LOL when i was young we used to crank call on newspaper classified ads people are really gullible.  This call was a hoax just like the 2 D and R candidates.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2910160 JSD
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She went full retard.  You never go full retard.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:12 | 2910168 lasvegaspersona
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I'm breathless....please tell me this is a hoax...please...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:12 | 2910170 Reptil
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I think it's real (the deer crossing video). The woman called again: (not really worth listening to but anyway...)

Yes, some people have never been challenged to use their grey mass, even discouraged strongly to do so, or even tried themselves. They ARE sheep and choose their fate. Nevertheless, they are human beings and if the smarter, more awake bipeds have no compassion for them, none will be shown to them.

We're all in the same shithole. Some float on top, some already at the bottom, but who will be counting when it all gets flushed?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:13 | 2910174 I Am Not a Copp...
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Sounds like a phony phone call like Howard Stern's guys would do

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:12 | 2910175 eddiebe
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I was actually considering voting just to vote out all the incumbents, but seriously: Do any of you think that even if 100% of voters voted one way or the other it would make any difference as to what TPTB implement? I won't even waste my time or gas to get to the booth.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:14 | 2910179 lasvegaspersona
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damn white tailed terrorists

our mule deer here in Nevada do not give us this much trouble.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:16 | 2910191 Carnegie_IB
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IMHO what I think is brilliant about the nature of this video post is her comment, "of course the government can control where the deer cross." "The deer cross wherever the government puts the signs". 


This video is a great way to highlight how silly it is to believe the government really has so much control over our lives. 

Yes. We are free people, yet the government would have us believe that wherever the they put the signs is really where we should cross. 

This highlights the government's ILLUSION of CONTROL. 


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:21 | 2910206 Stuck on Zero
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The city of San Diego painted out all the crosswalks in the city at the suggestion of a brilliant public servant.  The justification was that more pedestrians were killed in crosswalks than in any other part of the roadways.  As you might surmise fatalities increased.  Now the city is slowly repainting crosswalsk everywhere.  It's a good idea they didn't control the hospitals.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:23 | 2910212 SheepDog-One
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This poor hapless woman, her only possible purpose can be a life support system for a vagina.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:02 | 2910336 Cathartes Aura
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dunno, she seems to be keeping the blogs in bizness, and providing the menz-posting with fodder. . .

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:25 | 2910218 markar
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Deer should just look both ways before they cross. Problem solved.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:25 | 2910220 Heyoka Bianco
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If fucking wasn't an instinct, the human race would have fallen at the first hurdle, evolution-wise.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:54 | 2910223 spooz
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Tonight's debate is unwatchable for me, but I think I will tune into the third party debate tomorrow night, live streaming from Al Jazeera and Russia Today .  CSpan apparently doesn't think its newsworthy.  Don't want the sheeple to think there are any alternatives outside the duopoly.

"[Executive producer] Wheelock said that part of Al Jazeera English's mission is "to try to provide the voice and be in places where other people aren't -- to cover areas, countries, states, cultures that aren't routinely covered by the traditional broadcast networks and cable networks." (Huffpo)

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:28 | 2910228 monopoly
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OH MY GOD! We are clearly doomed as a nation and a people. Beyond words. LMAO!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:28 | 2910233 Benjamin Glutton
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NO, this is why....

Romney Family Investment Ties To Voting Machine Company That Could Decide The Election Causing Concern

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:34 | 2910243 Chippewa Partners
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100% Fake.........

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:43 | 2910272 Carnegie_IB
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makes for great ideas to generate awareness for radio stations. 


1. Take an obvious situation

2. Respond in a very stupid manner

3. Generate awareness for stupidity. 

Seems easier than capitalizing on being clever.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:05 | 2910344 Cathartes Aura
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even simple'r - take female "blonde" voice, add incredulous male DJ mock-tones - voila! 

psuedo-clever perpetuating of old stereotypes, rinse, repeat, add-nausea.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:50 | 2910461 MikeMcGspot
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Meme Therapy..

I would like to see a pop up ad for a Kaleidoscope so that I may purchase an item which may give me a better perspective on how things work and where we are headed.

+1 for any good recommendations on Kaleidoscopes. I will do my best to share a good product with a good story to my network of top observers.

This will play well to a market of rich observers. They will pay well for a good product. Perhaps an expanding series of three brass barrels, a 200 mm objective lens almost flat a decent wide field eyepiece,

The biggest problem we have with entitlements for both the .001 and the rest of you folks is the perspective lock down.

The question I’m asking me now is “What ideas am I a sheep too?”

I would like to see a pop up ad for a Kaleidoscope so that I may purchase an item which may give me a better perspective on how things work and where we are headed.

+1 for any good recommendations on Kaleidoscopes. I will do my best to share a good product with a good story to my network of top observers.

This will play well to a market of rich observers waiting for direction in chaos.

A good  Kaleidoscope.

All I need thanks.



Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:46 | 2910288 ziggy59
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Thats normalcy bias speaking..

Stoopit peeple walk among us...

Some even hold public office positions

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2910668 MikeMcGspot
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Question from the Res. Are you a real Chipp monk partner?



Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:40 | 2910259 MikeMcGspot
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Celebrating the end of the bounty from last year’s harvest, with a big pot of Venison chili simmering in the kitchen to fortify  our little band of merry men for the November 3rd Deer opener in Minnesota.

Per a year of trail cam recon including Infra Red video clips, leveraging Google Earth and finely tuned human algos. We know, have a plan for fun and mean to execute.

I would be most pleased to see an Ad pop up whereby I can purchase some of those deer crossing signs to place on the game trails in the middle of the wild wolves.

Howling laughter is among the best kind.

In the middle of the wild.

Be safe hunting, or dangerous as you wish.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:39 | 2910261 Yen Cross
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The next you will hear is that these a-holes will want to build (2 lane) deer crossing "overpasses/bridges" all over the place.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:53 | 2910477 MikeMcGspot
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Shovel ready jobs, Yea!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:35 | 2910673 Miffed Microbio...
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Wow, great idea! It'll be like fish ladders on the Columbia. Please don't tell our governor Moonbeam here in Cali, I'm sure he'll draft a bill in no time. Anything not to focus on something important.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:42 | 2910268 ziggy59
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HOOP, DEER it iz...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:52 | 2910309 sgorem
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Seems to me that if you would just post a "NO DEER WITHIN 500 FEET" sign, that would cure the problem, no? Put 'em up in high traffic areas, or where theres been a few collisions? jeez, what the fuck is going on......there should be an open season on these dumb asses, and I don't mean the venison.

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