Deer Voters: Here Is Why You Will Get Just What You Deserve On November 6

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We know it's Monday and Monday is not a day to joke around; but in light of this evening's debate and our nation's ever-decreasing educational prowess (and yet stable voting capability - i.e. everyone gets a vote!), we thought this clip (via Monty Pelerin's World) summed up perfectly how someone who seemingly sounds so well-spoken and lucid can be so utterly and completely clueless. The first minute will whet your appetite but listen on for the full logic of why deer crossings should be moved from busy highways...



(h/t Monty Pelerin's World)

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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:34 | 2910004 MichaelNY
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Not me.  I didn't deserve this shit.

But nevertheless, it's all going according to plan: Ordo ab Chao.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:35 | 2910015 jaap
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Look how stupid the average sheep is.... think realize half the population is even more stupid than that.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:39 | 2910022 idea_hamster
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Reminds me of that Congressman's wife who said that we should get rid of daylight savings because it sped up the rate that the sun bleached her curtains.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:41 | 2910044 redpill
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Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Gotta get down to it
Feds are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew Chris
And found him dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Tin drones and Obama coming,
We're finally gonna see.
This summer I heard the drumming,
Four dead in Benghazi.


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:58 | 2910114 Stackers
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Thats nothing compared to what the trees have to go through during the daylight savings time change every year


Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:02 | 2910132 Skateboarder
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This is very relevant... and hilarious.

"I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel NOTHING!"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:11 | 2910167 Dalago
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Not if you write in Ron Paul!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2910719 juangrande
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Side effects of corn syrup? I've seen this in a few sites, now. This poor girl is having to come to terms with herself....can't be easy.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:10 | 2910818 Andrew Jackson ...
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Isn't she the journalist who said gold is backed by nothing ?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:09 | 2910159 RafterManFMJ
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Yeah you're right; There's unrest in the forest, there's trouble with the trees; for the Maples want more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their pleas...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:17 | 2910837 A Nanny Moose
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Can't go wrong with a good Rush quote Rafter Man...

Now there's no more oak oppression.

For they passed a noble law.

The trees were all kept equal.

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

No need to watch the video. I know exactly where its it going, and why we are doomed.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 01:33 | 2911883 snakeboat
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Hall of Famers!  Vote!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:30 | 2910235 kridkrid
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Which is nothing compared to the opossums who always seem to nap on the side of the road. They should sleep in the woods, much safer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:30 | 2910403 Oracle of Kypseli
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I think that's the same chemical blonde girl who was told by the state trooper that she was traveling at 80MPH and she complained that that was impossibe because she only left the house 15 min. ago.

Well the female state trooper who was a a natural blonde, did not bother to explain and gave her the ticket. 

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 00:09 | 2911800 tsx500
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Actually it reminds me of my own chemical blond ex-wife who, several years ago, upon reading online a stat that most serious car accidents occur within 5 mi of your own home, informed me that we should immediately move ......

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910118 malikai
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I'm not sure I'd make some grandiose political assesment based on this one idiot. Idiots are produced in mass anywhere there is a state that depends on idiots for citizens. This is not limited to any political system, but the goal of the state.

Anyway, that chick made me laugh pretty damn hard.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:50 | 2910297 Cathartes Aura
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absolutely perfect, made-to-order snort-fest. . .as the balance of the thread posts are about to demonstrate. . .

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:38 | 2910026 Muppet of the U...
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This HAS GOT to be a troll.  There is no way...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:48 | 2910070 Wile-E-Coyote
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Fluoride in the water?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:26 | 2910224 stirners_ghost
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No, this is the expected result of centuries of government upsetting the natural stochastic selection process which otherwise would favor intelligence. The safety net has destroyed the gene pool.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:18 | 2910369 MillionDollarBogus_
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Did someone say troll...???

I resemble that remark...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:09 | 2910156 aint no fortuna...
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The great thing is she'll be voting in 2 weeks!

How many more are out there??????????????????????????????????

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:35 | 2910248 bigdumbnugly
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gee and i wonder which one she'll be voting for...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:32 | 2910411 Oracle of Kypseli
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Al Gore

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:12 | 2910828 francis_sawyer
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That's it... Whichever candidate advocates more MOOSE crossings ~ I'm voting for... Thanks ZH, for helping me make up my mind on my final choice...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:39 | 2910887 gmrpeabody
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I'll second that..., it's time for a drink.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 00:31 | 2911814 Revert_Back_to_...
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I think she was trolling too..she had a tone of amusement in her voice near the end. 

Congress is also apparently trolling us.  Turtle Fence Song/Debate.

MSM does it on a daily basis.



Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:40 | 2910039 Stoploss
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She puts the oooooooooooooooooooooooo in stoopid..


Let me guess, she has children...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:15 | 2910190 JPM Hater001
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I dare to guess 8.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:23 | 2910210 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, but if she is a blonde bombshell she sure as hell was fun to date.  Pretty sure I remember a few of these.  Good times.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:36 | 2910870 A Nanny Moose
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" need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car -? hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

Edit: or mother.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:42 | 2910054 true brain
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The deer has the same IQ as the average american.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:00 | 2910126 exi1ed0ne
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"Back in the 1980s, Yosemite National Park was having a serious problem with bears: They would wander into campgrounds and break into the garbage bins. This put both bears and people at risk. So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open -- you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it's actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can't get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:42 | 2910896 gmrpeabody
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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:08 | 2910154 eddiebe
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Insult to the deer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:14 | 2910180 dolph9
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Don't insult the deer.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:36 | 2910252 Overfed
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You're giving the average American too much credit.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:52 | 2910307 Piranhanoia
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She is a famous financial analyst from the midwest.  Recognize the voice?   She is lobbying hard to have that deer crossing moved closer to her property.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:23 | 2910846 Jehannum
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Realistically, the IQ difference between -1 and 1 sigma of mu (100, in the case of IQ) are going to be largely indistinguishable, and carry damn near 70% of the population.

I agree, there are some ignorant masses out there, but the truth of the matter is that we're largely in the same boat, regardless of whatever you claim your internet IQ is.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2910163 Kaiser Sousa
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so this of course answers as well the timeless question.....

"why did the chicken cross the road...?"

"cause he saw the Chicken crossing sign...."

im a dumb ass American and i approved this message....

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:08 | 2910347 Titan Uranus
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Actually, the chicken crossed the road....


For some fowl purpose.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:09 | 2910559 laomei
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Are you an american? Then yes, you do deserve it. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:19 | 2910838 Daily Bail
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:33 | 2910006 reload
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the Deer - back again. Look out below!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:45 | 2910065 DeadFred
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We love the deer! Looks like were in the Draghi Drop Zone now.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2910165 malikai
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It doesn't look like the bottom of a toilet. But you can't not notice that giant asshole from above.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:47 | 2910263 Anasteus
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There is a simple solution to the problem. The point is the sign has yellow background and the deer depicted on the image is not crossed. Obviously, the deer gets confused and so would I - may I trespass the road or may I not?. Instead of relocation the sign should be simply red colored and the deer image crossed. That's it!

I think the chick would fully agree with the solution...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:34 | 2910007 FOC 1183
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If we just put the deer on food stamps, they wouldn't need to cross the fucking road

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