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Deer Voters: Here Is Why You Will Get Just What You Deserve On November 6

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We know it's Monday and Monday is not a day to joke around; but in light of this evening's debate and our nation's ever-decreasing educational prowess (and yet stable voting capability - i.e. everyone gets a vote!), we thought this clip (via Monty Pelerin's World) summed up perfectly how someone who seemingly sounds so well-spoken and lucid can be so utterly and completely clueless. The first minute will whet your appetite but listen on for the full logic of why deer crossings should be moved from busy highways...

 

 

(h/t Monty Pelerin's World)

 

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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:52 | 2910310 misnomer
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I don't have speakers, so I watched the video with the CC captions on, and all I can say is that I still have no idea what was said.  English words, but not in any sort of intelligible content.

So, based on all the above comments, it clearly seems I didn't misunderstand anything.

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:12 | 2910338 TomGa
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Blonde?

 

In keeping with the theme....

The Guy, The Deer, The Dog, And The Bambulance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBa0blUoE8U

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:07 | 2910346 ebworthen
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Baaah!

We need Sheeple warning signs at polling locations.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:10 | 2910354 shovelhead
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Could be worse.

The deer could mass migrate and tip over Guam.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:17 | 2910363 j-dub
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The hiccup in this concerned citizen's argument from my perspective, is if you move all of the signs, who's job would it be to tell the deer?
Otherwise, I see no flaws

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:18 | 2910368 The Laughing Man
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Doesn't matter who wins Nov. 6th, America will still lose the game regardless.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:40 | 2910437 pursueliberty
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I'm a rack hunter these days, but I do enjoy doing my part to control/thin the herd.

I've been anti deer since one of the dumb bastards ran into the side of my vehicle setting me back my $1k deductible. 

While I do hunt, I am not one of the fools who spends my hard earned money feeding the damn rats.  This year a 50# bag of corn is $11, it was $9 last year, $8 before that, and I remember it being around $5 in the not to distant past.  I find where they like to walk and hang out and wait on them.  On occasion I see something else cool and shoot it too.  Last year I watched a grey fox for almost a hour.  My rifle being too high powered to shoot such a animal and save the hide (.308 or .270), prompted me to now carry a ruger mkIII competition equipped with a leopuld optic.  Now rabbits and other beasts are at my disposal. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:14 | 2910589 MikeMcGspot
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Baked Squirrel over a bed of Wild Rice, Mushrooms and Water Chestnuts, seasoned with pepper, garlic and onions.

Merlot is good with the dish with some chocolate cake and a nice German Reisling.

I had the pleasure of shooting one of the first Mark 3s a week ago from yesterday along with a new S&W .45 ACP double action.

The Mark 3 shot a little low and to the left ( a fixable problem for a 35 year old pistol), the Smith was dead on from 15 yards.

Both pieces had awesome slide actions, great picture recovery, able to cycle a variety of projectiles and leap a tall building with a single bound.

Happy hunting!

Happy eating!

Food!

 

 

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:50 | 2910464 Duke of Con Dao
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the problem with deer is that they are a walking carpet full of ticks.

walk through any new growth forest with a decent population of deer

and the thing's full of friggin' ticks...

I Hate Ticks. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:18 | 2910607 MikeMcGspot
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Deer an ticks for the most part is a false flag.

When you clear cut the woods, small rodents start to abound, they are the host for most the ticks.

I hate ticks too, but I would not blame the deer for most of them.

Most of the big banks are responsible for ticks.

Just look at the charts.

:>)

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:41 | 2910703 Cathartes Aura
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step 1 - open your favourite search engine.

step 2 - type in "ticks + biowarfare"

step 3 - hit "enter"

step 4 - choose your favourite version of reality.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:58 | 2910779 blindman
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good one !

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:08 | 2910815 pods
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I was gonna just say google Plum Island.

Or look at a map as to the location of Plum Island and the initial cases of Lyme disease.

pods

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:40 | 2910697 Nimby
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Sounds like someone needs a lesson in causality:

 

When a stupid man fucks a stupid woman they end up with a stupid child that calls into radio stations and says stupid shit.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:05 | 2910802 mayhem_korner
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WHAT'S MY DELTA TAU NAME...?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:12 | 2910823 resurger
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lol

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:11 | 2910825 gimli
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I assume Obama is for moving the deer crossings,

Romney on the other hand likes them where they are,

cause he can buy those battered deer on the cheap

and turn a pretty good profit.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:21 | 2910845 solgundy
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an Obama 47% voter for sure...no doubt about it

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:26 | 2910850 WillyWonka
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"Wait!  Feed the tuna Mayonaise!"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:35 | 2910857 Supernova Born
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Fake. She breaks out laughing at one point.

Would have made a better Steven Wright joke.

Wow, according to this, it was. http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~udani/humor/stevenwright.html

"How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:31 | 2910863 fijisailor
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Well if crows can attack politicans cars:

http://rt.com/news/crows-stone-cars-sverdlovsk-962/

Why can't deer observe street signs?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:32 | 2910865 passwordis
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  The Joke is on Zerohedge !

 

  This is a joke, It's not even new or original. This lady is not the idiot. The idiots are Zerohedge and all the people here who think this Lady is serious.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:33 | 2910872 Downtoolong
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She's got to be one of those undecided voters who will, of course, decide the election.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:36 | 2910880 blindman
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"deserve" is a loaded term. the "voters" will
be treated as the property that the system
declares they are, property of the owners
by law and bond. what they used to say ...
"love it or leave it." well, no. we have an objection
here among the many, supported by the facts and , if
i may be so bold, the truth.
. let me repost
Debunking Money - The Way the World Really Works - Full Length - Damon Vrabel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_yh4-Zi92Q
.
Renaissance 2.0 - Financial Empire - Full Length - Damon Vrabel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96c2wXcNA7A&feature=relmfu

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:42 | 2910901 Guarded Pessimist
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his woman is obviously not being serious. You can tell from the smile in her voice.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:55 | 2910931 AldoHux_IV
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did she win a nobel peace prize for ending the deer genocide yet?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 18:23 | 2910995 Manipuflation
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LOL Tylers, no need to give credit to Monty Pelerin when the link to Donna the Deer Lady was posted in a comment days ago by some jackass on....of all places.... Zerohedge!

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-17/feds-arrest-man-plotting-attack-new-york-fed#comment-2899486

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 18:24 | 2910998 Darth Sidious
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must be the same zh readers who think the world's problems are the result of the great zionist conspiracy who are too stupid to realize this woman is putting the hosts on

talk about gullible

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 18:42 | 2911039 MikeMcGspot
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It would be most interesting to see what people believe of this story, a breakdown of understanding.

A random sample of 100 should be good enough for a truth baseline, providing 50% of them are deer.

Hi Ho Silver away!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 19:19 | 2911056 samsara
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Regardless as to whether this was a put on or not. It STILL is a good example of millions of people watching the debates and honestly going to the polls and think they really have a choice in their future.

 

Deer Crossing Signs (video) = Two Party System.

net net

(how about spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to manufacture DRUG FREE ZONE signs at public schools. Now really, what effect is that gonna have on any professional drug dealer?? about as effective of NO GRAFT ZONE in front of police stations)

 

The only sensible Deer Crossing system.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dar-tuesday-210.jpg?w=500&h=601

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 21:36 | 2911412 Curt W
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You Tube worlds dumbest blonde "If we are driving 60 MPH, how far will we go in an hour?

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 00:36 | 2911828 tsx500
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NOPE ! World's dumbest blonde is my ex-wife, who once upon a time heard a statistic on the news that most fatal car crashes occur within 5 miles of your home ; the next day she demanded to me that we move !

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