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Stabbing Attempt On Finland PM Thwarted

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Jyrki Katainen, who has been a staunch supporter of the bailouts needed to save the Euro, while opposing common euro-bonds, has been attacked. 

It is unclear if the attack was politically motivated in a country in which the Euroskeptic "True Finn" group collected 19% of the vote in the last election, and in which at least 49% of the population does not want their country to fund any more European bailouts.

Some more from Helsinki Sanomat:

Prime Minister Jyrki Katainen kind of tried to stab Turku, walking on the street for five half time on Monday. Puukottaja got close to the prime minister, but the security guards have time to tame puukottajan before the attack.

 

Puukottaja was there, to HS's photographer Antti Johansson, according to a long-haired man. The man was taken to police custody in handcuffs Turku.

 

Turku police confirmed to Helsingin Sanomat occurred.

 

Prime Minister Katainen was stabbing the company during the meeting with voters in the Conservative Party election cottage in front of the University pedestrian street.

 

The Prime Minister was taken out of the scene for a while, but he soon returned back.

 

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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:59 | 2909470 LawsofPhysics
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Perhaps some people don't appreciate being lied to after all.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:08 | 2909492 Badabing
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So let’s see if I get this correct.

The prime minister of Finland is a supporter of bank bailouts and got stabbed.

 

 

Good!  

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:13 | 2909507 idea_hamster
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Sounds like the Finn brought a knife to a printer fight.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:18 | 2909760 Fluffybunny
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Pro tip for the future. Don't use google translate on Finnish text, it doesn't work. Instead, get your English versions of Finnish articles from the Public Broadcasting Channel of Finland, YLE (http://yle.fi/uutiset/news/).

 

The point is that the guy told Katainen that he will pretend to kill him.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:12 | 2909514 SHEEPFUKKER
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Mate....don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:16 | 2909529 CrazyCooter
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My first thought ... sounds like some countries don't allow citizens to own guns ...

Regards,

Cooter

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:22 | 2909553 idea_hamster
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Actually, Finland has one of the highest per capita gun ownership rates in Europe.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:07 | 2909720 Ghordius
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+1 nevertheless european politicians have relatively often encounters with insane people armed with knives (example: Schäuble) or even statuettes (example: Berlusconi)

security in europe usually does not have to be very tight. except when an American or French president go around, of course. or the Queen.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:18 | 2909768 Dr Benway
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Yup. The dude was trying to do an Anna Lindh.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:15 | 2909945 YuropeanImbecille
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Too bad he did not get this traitor fuck 

 

/sarc and wicked sense of humor (no PUN intended)

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:23 | 2909554 machineh
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Then they watch V for Vendetta and get mesmerized by those flashing blades ...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:06 | 2909577 Zero Govt
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Can the Police please release him, it was his practice attempt

..better luck next time mate, fingers crossed, we're all rootin for ya

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:37 | 2909599 chubbar
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If this happened in the U.S. you would shortly hear calls for banning of blades over 3.5inch, bans on multiple knife purchases and a nickel tax on knife sharpeners.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:02 | 2909708 Lets_Eat_Ben
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Another false flaf event. Another peice positioned on the chessboard.

It's much easier to thwart a knife weilding lone madman than it is to stop a good shot. These things don't always go so smoothly.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:33 | 2909783 Dr Benway
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A false flag event? Based on what evidence? Look, to paraphrase Freud sometimes a knife-wielding loon is just a knife-wielding loon. Not every act of violence in the world is a false flag event, and assuming so is as foolish as assuming the opposite.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:10 | 2909818 slackrabbit
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Bring an AA-12  and DO IT RIGHT (though you will need $18,000)

(remember this shit at christmas)

http://youtu.be/p4ebtj1jR7c

http://youtu.be/WOoUVeyaY_8

http://youtu.be/zdb_G2qqg7I

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:47 | 2910072 SilverRhino
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That man was stupid and didn't have sisu.  A smart, determined Finn would have used a good rifle and saved the puuko for friendly brawling.  

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 16:08 | 2910519 Martel
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Some facts:

1. It was not a serious attempt, but in the heat of the moment newsmedia made it all much more dramatic than what it was.

2. The guy had a quick chat with the PM, and told he had some problems. He said, "I came to play-kill you."

3. He kneeled, took a bunch of cloth, unwrapped it, and there was a small knife. He did not try to hit the PM with his knife.

4. The security guards promptly took care of the situation.

5. Like said, it was not a serious attempt. A guy willing to stab somebody would act in a very different way, and in a similar situation probably would have managed to cause at least some damage.

6. PM Katainen had stepped down from his ivory tower amongst the common people, because there are municipal elections ongoing in Finland.

7. Just check the picture here http://www.ts.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/405151/1/405193.jpg The loonie knifeman is practically handing his knife out to a security guy.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:02 | 2909478 resurger
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All hail The Revolutionary Nuns!

I want some of that Chinese body guards in blue posted earlier

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:05 | 2909480 lolmao500
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Here's hoping it becomes a trend.

/and to all the stupids setting themselves on fire... do this instead.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:27 | 2909560 Zero Govt
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Yep, if you're going to top yourself at least try to take out what erks you on the way

Bumma must be on any students hitlist who promised him "Peace"

I think Homeland Security would be wise to put the Nobel Peace Prize Committee on the suspects list too, they could all seek revenge for Bumma's warmongering thug ways. He's made them look like complete idiots awarding the Prize

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:04 | 2909481 machineh
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Let me guess ... a 'lone nut' ...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:06 | 2909482 Gene Parmesan
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A stabbing attempt. How cute.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:10 | 2909496 tocointhephrase
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Well he got the point.....not

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:11 | 2909499 Dr. Engali
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An attempted stabbing..sure makes for some good theater anyway. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:11 | 2909502 GMadScientist
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Rank fucking amateur.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:14 | 2909504 stinkhammer
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c'mon baby; eat the rich

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:12 | 2909505 Chupacabra-322
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Please take note: 

You don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:17 | 2909508 Dead Canary
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I love the Google language translation program:

"And further reporting from sofa bears, unwilling to touch the bad sand paper from Thursday, witness saying..."

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:21 | 2909549 Zero Govt
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what more garbage from GOOfball?

they can't do anything right, Reggie can't see any wrong... spaceman is gonna hit the earth with a heavy bump one day (soon)

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:24 | 2909558 machineh
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Reggie IS a sofa bear, and he's got a domestic to take out the bad sand paper.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:17 | 2909766 Zero Govt
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Reggie is away with the fairies, probably punch-drunk taken out and floored too many times by those pesky light-footed devious punchbags hanging from the ceilings

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:10 | 2909744 GMadScientist
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In Berkeley, a witness might actually say that.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:12 | 2909513 walcott
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Get Smart: Missed it by that much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwrodxghrw

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:18 | 2909515 Zero Govt
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We all know these politicians are absolute crooks/criminals and their political/justice system will hold nobody to account ...ever.

What do they expect robbing and wrecking nation after nation?

things are hotting up, our call to action will be soon, bring a pitchfork rather than a knife, it reaches further and you get more leverage (always great on bwankers)

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:41 | 2909838 Oldrepublic
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Jesse's cafe Americain

posted a video today by Chris Hedges

http://alturl.com/d8ae6

on the occupy movement

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:14 | 2909525 Catullus
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Difference between Europe and US: when someone attempts an assisination in Europe, the press looks for a political motivation. In the US, the person is labeled crazy as if only a crazy person would want to kill elected officials.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:14 | 2909527 Unprepared
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Word is the FBI supplied the terrorist with fake butter knife.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:38 | 2909607 toomanyfakecons...
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You mean the CIA supplied the knife. The FBI isn't all bad, Hoover fingered CIA asset G.W. Bush for the assasination of JFK.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:15 | 2909531 americanspirit
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Pro-bailout politician named Jerky - appropriate. Clearly the Finns need more liberal concealed weapons laws.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:17 | 2909536 Schmuck Raker
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"They hate us for our lutefisk!"

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:19 | 2909538 A Lunatic
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Another attempted budget cut thwarted by the Gestapo.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:20 | 2909542 Insideher Trading
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Should have used a bow staff

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:19 | 2909545 walküre
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The oligarchy realizes their choices are limited. Get rid of a few bankers or have millions knocking down your "gated" communities. Which would you pick?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:23 | 2909555 The Gooch
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Eskrima!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:25 | 2909556 Monedas
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Anders is laughing in his wood paneled, studio apartment ! It's Monday .... lutefisch again ?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:29 | 2909569 Zaphod Beeblebrox
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For the record, security officers for the prime minister do not carry guns.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:34 | 2909589 nolla
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According to "Helsinki Sanomat" story copied here the stabber might even have a name "Puukottaja". Should be easy to pinpoint him and press charges.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:36 | 2909597 tickhound
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LOL!  The guy had a better chance throwing a rock than 'knife-wielding."

Throw a rotten tomato and hit the dude in the f'ing face or something.  It would make a bigger statement and you'd skip attempted murder charges.

Would probably replay on tv over and over.

And if security is surrounding the douchebag then LOB them.

 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:00 | 2909702 slackrabbit
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Shoes are popular...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:44 | 2909628 blindman
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"Plutocracy Rising: Moyers, Freeland, and Taibbi

I was struck by the comparison that Taibbi makes between post-Soviet Russia and the emerging US plutocracy. I have drawn the same conclusion some years ago, that post-empire America may face the same outcome. The merging of private and state power is well underway. And everyone lost the Cold War, except a predatory few.

Is that too big of a statement? A presidential candidate, Jill Stein of the Green Party, is denied access to the 'debate.' She goes to the debate to protest this peacefully, is arrested, and is then gratuitously handcuffed to a chair for eight hours, just to show her how things are. A Wall Street fund manager refuses to pay a cabdriver his legitimate fare, stabs him, and flees the scene. All charges are dropped by the prosecutor despite the protests of the cabbie. A powerful friend of the President breaks every taboo against stealing millions in customer money, and no one knows anything, and no one is charged.

As they used to say in show biz, you ain't seen nothing yet." jca
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:46 | 2909641 MoreLiver
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False information by the PM's party member. According to eye witnesses and photos, the guy talked about something, kneeled and dropped a knife on purpose on the ground. Hardly a stabbing attempt, but threatening nevertheless.

 

The news from the National Broadcasting Company (YLE) confirm the above.

photos here

http://murobbs.plaza.fi/yleista-keskustelua/941059-paaministeria-yritett...

The fu***rs are trying to get political points on this.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:58 | 2909693 catacl1sm
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Ah, just delivering a message then. Very nice.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:59 | 2909700 slackrabbit
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bugger...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:09 | 2909736 freet0pian
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:47 | 2909649 rustymason
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Gun rights for Finland!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:01 | 2909709 freet0pian
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Apparently we're right on the heels of the likes of Iraq on guns per household. Though no (easy to get) guns for other than hunting.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:59 | 2909695 slackrabbit
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You know, I almost get the impression that people are angry.....but maybe thats just me ;-) 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:58 | 2909899 LFMayor
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Sweet.  From "The Bridge on the River Kwai":

USE THE KNIFE KID!  USE THE KNIFE!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:06 | 2910150 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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lol.

The FBI probably gave him the knife, just like they give bombs to people they set up as "terrorists".

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 06:33 | 2912025 MoreLiver
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According to the latest eyewitnesses (several media outlets quote them):

The person waited in liine, shook the hand of the prime minister Katainen and told that he has some personal problems, kneeled and had a kniife on his open hand and asked the prime minister to end his misery.

How the prime minister's party managed to turn a very dramatic suicide assistance request to an assasination attempt, and how the major media outlets around the world copied the first erroneous newsflash from the 'Finnish daily newspaper (that is a strong supporter of the government policies and especially the current European policies) is beyond me.

 

 

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