Amazon Bloodbath After Hours As Suddenly "Earnings Matter" Once Again

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After defying gravity for months on end, on what we quarter after quarter warned were ever declining margins and revenue growth, the Amazon bubble (just about 300x P/E at last check) has finally popped, and investors no longer believe that the company can offset collapsing profit margins with increasing volume. And yes, the Kindle is proving to be nothing more than yet another fad rather than the latest and greatest razor-razorblade ecosystem paradigm.

Highlights from the release:

  • AMAZON.COM 3Q REV. $13.81B, EST. $13.92B
  • AMZN SEES 4Q SALES $20.25B-$22.75B, EST. $22.82B   

And here is the updated chart of the firm's Operating and Net Income. No commentary necessary

And this time, with short sellers long gone after having been crushed by the Chairman time after time, there is nobody to squeeze after yet another horrible quarter.

AMZN dropped to 5-month lows...

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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:19 | 2919554 wcvarones
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Check out a bunch of prints down $8 exactly at the close 16:00:00 -- did someone have advance word or are those post-announcement trades with bad time stamps?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:22 | 2919566 TruthInSunshine
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Bernanke just announced at an emergency meeting of the FOMC that the Fed will buy 10 billion in Kindle Fires monthly on an open-ended timeline.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:23 | 2919570 flacon
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As for Pandora:


Pandora Shares Trip Circuit Breakers After Report of Apple Radio Service

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:35 | 2919615 flacon
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Shit's gettin' real on the NASDAQ (QQQ) in the after hours. Look at that motherfather

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:57 | 2919754 Stackers
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No worries, black friday is just around the corner.

They will be able to sell tons of stuff for a loss that weekend

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 19:19 | 2920139 The Alarmist
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Jeff Bezos is legendary for a letter he allegedly sent to a major consultancy with the line "profits are for pussies."

What goes around ....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2919586 azzhatter
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is this before or after he buys 10 billion mini ipads?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:31 | 2919600 LongSoupLine
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"Fuck the Kindles!!!" - W.. Dudley

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:53 | 2919713 sotto
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Hmmm, maybe thats why he is stepping down in 2014?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:23 | 2919567 TruthInSunshine
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Stay tuned for further FOMC announcements regarding potential QEaapl products, depending on earnings.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:31 | 2919597 The trend is yo...
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"so if we buy aapl and amzn products like the ipad and kindle fire directly from these companies boosting their bottom line then their earnings will improve and their stocks will go up making other people feel good about thier 401k's so they will go out and buy ipad's and kindle fires creating demand thus start a hiring spree in china  i mean in the US."

Ben Shalom Bernanke

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:40 | 2919611 TruthInSunshine
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That was sooo virtuously circular!!!

Oh Ben Bubbles, you're my hero!!!


Emergency FOMC meeting convened by Bernank/Dudley just concluded; Both Amazon & Apple will be granted Primary Dealer status by the Fed, and can also now exchange surplus iPads or Kindle Fires at par value for Treasuries of any duration.

iPads and Kindle Fires are also now legal currency for all debt, public or private.

That is all.

---End Transmission--

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:22 | 2919568 Mark Carney
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So I guess a 1.2% operating margin is NOT sustainable.......hhmmmmm

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 20:09 | 2920244 Buck Johnson
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Things are falling apart, the market can't keep the game going anymore.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:19 | 2919555 slaughterer
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Y/Y revenue growth was at the top end of company guidance.  

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:19 | 2919556 fireangelmaverick
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Well fuck you guys I am buying this DIP....SHIT.



Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:20 | 2919558 fonzannoon
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Somebody is buying it. Shit it's heading green.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:31 | 2919602 FuzzyDunlop21
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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:20 | 2919559 Unprepared
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The Amazonian forest caught Fire?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:22 | 2920024 Tijuana Donkey Show
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If an APPL tree falls in the AMZN, does a hedge fund make a sound?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:20 | 2919560 pragmatic hobo
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if it holds as is, AMZN will drop below 200 MA tomorrow.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:21 | 2919562 Conman
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Already BTFD'er coming in. Looks like Green by open tomorrow?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:21 | 2919563 Cdad
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...and it has already recaptured half of that reaction true mindless AMZN style.  

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:23 | 2919569 Pantafulius
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And.....its almost green.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:23 | 2919571 slaughterer
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Wait until the confederation of Amazon-loving Wall Street analysts spin this earnings.   

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:25 | 2919577 1fortheroad
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Better than expected??

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:26 | 2919581 devo
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I've shorted this thing 4 quarters in a row. Haven't made much because despite missing it never drops. Starting using options, but I doubt I'll get enough delta to make a profit yet again. Fuck this stock it should be $30

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:30 | 2919593 Bam_Man
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Not even.

In a sane market, maybe $10-$12 a share.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:29 | 2919594 slaughterer
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I gave up shorting AMZN earnings a few quarters ago.    the bad fundamentals did not seem to have much effect on the share price.  

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:42 | 2919658 Cdad
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I picked up for you...sold it above $224 in the AH.  That was a complete disaster qtr.  Don't think the market will ignore it this time.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:07 | 2919805 indianajohns04
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Had AAPL and AMZN shorted @ the beginning of September had to go through the highs and the QE was happy to close them out close to frustrating. I'm just going to short 3X leveraged ETF's from here on out. 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:58 | 2919761 JPM Hater001
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"I gave up shorting AMZN earnings a few quarters ago."

It was a fog-shrouded morning, July 4, 1952, when a young woman named Florence Chadwick waded into the water off Catalina Island. She intended to swim the channel from the island to the California coast. Long-distance swimming was not new to her; she had been the first woman to swim the English Channel in both directions.

The water was numbing cold that day. The fog was so thick she could hardly see the boats in her party. Several times sharks had to be driven away with rifle fire. She swam more than 15 hours before she asked to be taken out of the water. Her trainer tried to encourage her to swim on since they were so close to land, but when Florence looked, all she saw was fog. So she quit. . . only one-mile from her goal.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2919588 Bam_Man
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Better than the "whisper number". BTFD. A $225 stock with no earnings, no dividend - but who cares?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:30 | 2919596 devo
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One day it is going to grow into that multiple!


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:27 | 2919589 The Axe
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Not the holy amzn     rubber balll bullshit   


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:29 | 2919592 spastic_colon
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priced in!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:30 | 2919598 slaughterer
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Wait, down 2% is a "bloodbath"?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:33 | 2919607 LouisDega
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More like a blood cup

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:39 | 2919642 lunaticfringe
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Blood shotglass

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 22:24 | 2920498 jerry_theking_lawler
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finger 'prick'? you know they are practically giving away those diabetes test kits now.....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:31 | 2919601 slaughterer
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If I see GREEN in AH on this earnings report... 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:39 | 2919646 I Am Not a Copp...
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Stay away from the sharp knives, booze might help

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:56 | 2919744 JPM Hater001
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yeah, I was just a tad worried about my shorts with the market levitation we saw today.

I'm cool now.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2919639 Mad Mohel
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Misleading title, here I thought it was going to be about the menstral cycles of unusually large women. Two thumbs down.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2919733 JPM Hater001
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and I rarely down a comment...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:13 | 2919990 JPM Hater001
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Downing my down comment of your comment is like having sex with your best friends mom and posting the pictures on Facebook.

Pretty clear you were wrong from the start.

I'll apologize if we get to 3...unlikely.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 23:26 | 2920591 Mad Mohel
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Actually I didn't down you till now ya bag o douche.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2919663 semperfi
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Coordinated sell-off to get Romney elected.  C'mon man.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:54 | 2919729 JPM Hater001
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Watching a giant building collapse in on itself is always mesmerizing...

Even more so when that building in Amazon.

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