Apple Disappoints

Tyler Durden's picture




 

And so the behemoth misses... again:

  • APPLE 4Q EPS $8.67, EST. $8.75 - miss
  • APPLE 4Q SALES $36.0B - slight beat
  • APPLE SOLD 14.0 MILLION IPADS DURING QTR, UNIT EST. 15.3M

But the uglyness is in the forecast. And this time it is not a low-ball:

  • APPLE SEES 1Q EEPS $11.75, , EST. $15.49
  • APPLE SEES 1Q REV. ABOUT $52B, EST. $55.07B

Stock halted so keep an eye on the QQQ as a proxy - QQQs imply AAPL $590 here (200DMA is $587)... AAPL will resume trading at 4:50ET

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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:34 | 2919613 VulpisVulpis
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The times, they are a changin'

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2919634 idea_hamster
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"keep an eye on the QQQ as a proxy"

Faces:  ripped.

Ballsacks:  kicked.

Muppets:  fucked.

Sheep: fleeced.

Fish:  boned.

Same story, different ticker....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2919652 mick68
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What is this thing called reality?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:42 | 2919659 flacon
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Oh this is too good! QQQ motherfather! Burn baby!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:11 | 2919812 camaro68ss
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Apple is so over rated!

tomorrow is going to be a blast.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:52 | 2919710 a growing concern
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The Q
The Q
The Q is on fire
We don't need no AAPL, let the motherfucker burn!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2919737 cocoablini
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Paging Reggie Middleton. Paging Mr. Middleton. Your check is ready...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:12 | 2919818 camaro68ss
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I like reggies work but the whole apple long pick was and is a bad idea.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:42 | 2919655 Mark Carney
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-Apple Disapoints

 

This cannot happen, somebody do something!!!!! BERNAKE!!!! Pick up the damn red phone!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2919665 Orly
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Now get in there and turn those machines back on!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:54 | 2919727 spastic_colon
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wonder how many shares of AAPL and AMZN the fed will own after tonight?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2919661 TruthInSunshine
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Shit's gettin' real at the Apple Store & Whole Foods parking lots:

Whole Foods Parking Lot - Music Video [HD]
Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:44 | 2919668 kliguy38
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Don't even bother.......they'll paint that tape green for the election

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2919654 CPL
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No they aren't.

 

The morons are buying it up again.  Here have some more rope, nothing bad could possibly happen.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:46 | 2919676 Skateboarder
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All y'all shoulda listened to Reggie when he was finally right. Those who shorted at $690 gonna jump for jah. I expect AAPL to trade below YTD DMA of $581 shortly.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:36 | 2919909 BurningFuld
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Did you know Apple has almost NO, NONE, ZERO, tangible assets relative to its stock value?

 

Just askin'!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:43 | 2919660 FL_Conservative
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S&P now under 1400.  Yee-hawwwwwwwwwww!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 20:11 | 2920248 Buck Johnson
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Reality is hitting these company in regard to the real economy.  People don't have the money anymore also the price of resources have gone up.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:35 | 2919617 Gestwa
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Is the Dutch Tulip Bubble an acceptable comparison?

 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:39 | 2919645 CPL
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Tulips you can use over and over again.

 

iPads not so much.  Has anyone had an apple device where the battery wasn't garbage after a year? 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:45 | 2919675 malikai
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My wife's still got her iphone3. Still works fine.

I had to replace my mbp 5.1 battery about a year ago.

They make good stuff. But they're just too big.

The mighty must fall. When they don't is when the problems happen.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:57 | 2919752 spastic_colon
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PS - do not ever use a car charger, they ruin all batteries, only use the home chargers

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 21:05 | 2920344 mt paul
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3 yr old mac book pro

great battery life

no problems...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:35 | 2919618 RaymondKHessel
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Ordering my iPad 4 and iPad mini NOW. It's our job as PATRIOTIC Americans to make this stock go to $1000 !!!! Utlimately passing the price of GOLD.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:36 | 2919619 Shizzmoney
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Please fucking crash.  Give these corporate assholes what they deserve.

Life is a big game a tag and someday - they gonna be it, motherfucker.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:36 | 2919621 The trend is yo...
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"get to work mr chairman"

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:47 | 2919685 TruthInSunshine
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 You forgot to sign off -

 

Charles "Fuck Flyover Country" Schumer (D-NY)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2919623 Dr. Engali
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Listen to the clowns on CNBC fall all over themselves defending Apple.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2919633 SHEEPFUKKER
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I love it when they say a big disappointment but mostly expected.  WTF?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 19:51 | 2920205 Bay of Pigs
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"priced in" or "transitory"?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2919625 Orly
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There goes tha Euro!

Watch him as he goes...

There goes tha Euro,

AAPLs ordinary!

 

S'wot happens when you're priced to perfection.

:/

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2919626 malikai
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Ouch! That's gonna hurt.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:42 | 2919657 Winston Churchill
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iSplat.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2919628 slaughterer
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ES should be below 1400 all night long because of this.

Disclosure: long AMZN, short AAPL.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:46 | 2919677 Conman
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Sorry Bud i guess my pairs trade is directly contrary to yours. As soon as the state sales tax hits, sales going to go into the crapper. Only reason i still buy from amazon is to avoid sales tax.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:55 | 2919734 a growing concern
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Is the sales tax change up soon?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:57 | 2919953 Water Is Wet
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Already happened in July in Texas.  The dates are staggered by state.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:39 | 2919629 TruthInSunshine
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Emergency FOMC meeting convened by Bernank/Dudley just concluded; Apple will be granted Primary Dealer status by the Fed, and can also now exchange surplus iPads in at par value for Treasuries of any duration.

iPads and Kindle Fires are also now legal currency for all debt, public or private.

That is all.

---End Transmission--

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2919630 LongSoupLine
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fucking great!  Die all you overpriced pieces of shit.

 

disclosure: i am not short, just sick of it.  reset the fuck out of it all.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2919636 Comay Mierda
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been scanning charts all day, red alerts everywhere. SPX looks pre crash based on monthly oscillator divergences

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:38 | 2919640 FuzzyDunlop21
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fuck all this halting bullshit

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2919653 Dr. Engali
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They have to recalibrate the robots for Apple and Amazon.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:45 | 2919643 VonManstein
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NQ not too happy about this. infact apple moves all markets, amazing when you think about it.. they only make fucking phones.

and the hedge fund exit strategy is...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:47 | 2919683 A Lunatic
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Yes. Phones that track and report everything you do............

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:48 | 2919692 CPL
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The HFT's don't understand that they are about to get burned alive from the back end.  The Russell is making a bee-line straight for the entire IT industry.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:41 | 2919644 The Axe
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wrong Tyler   if the  stock acts like AMZN    boom computers run it straight back up......

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:39 | 2919647 devo
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I guess it's not priced in afterall if they halted trading.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:40 | 2919648 scatterbrains
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Where my Ipoop niggas at ?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:42 | 2919656 mdtrader
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Cash on the balance sheet is how much?

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