Is New York About To Be Hit By A Perfect Storm?

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While John Travolta will always love 'Sandy', New York City (and for that matter much of the Atlantic Coast) may well want to forget the name after the weekend. Tropical Storm Sandy is destined to roll into the mid-Atlantic and New England from Friday but has some extra-special surprises possible with it. As Wunderground notes, if Sandy gets caught up with a trough approaching the Eastern US and then that combines with the fact that Monday is a full moon - meaning astronomical tides will be at their peak, increasing storm surge concerns, we could see a replay for the 1991 'Perfect Storm' that wreaked so much personal and property damage. We hear California is nice this time of year?



(h/t Alex Gloy)

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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:24 | 2918966 camaro68ss
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Dear Sandy,

Please hit wall street and make your way to the FRB and pay the bernake a visit.

Thanks a bunch,


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:32 | 2919001 TruthInSunshine
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Time to bail out Manhattan with more taxpayer money. Whisper rumor is that Manhattan banks will receive 250 billion federal reserve notes for each 1/10th of an inch of rain that falls as a consequence of this weather event. The BLS is already making especially seasonal-ly adjustments to employment data based on projections of this future weather event.

Paul Krugman just wrote a letter to President Obama, Timmay Geithner & other high ranking government officials, requesting that U.S. Government Agencies seed these clouds and do anything and everything else in their power to enhance the destructive nature of this storm system, just prior to landfall, in an attempt to facilitate the most catastrophic damage possible, as a stimulative event.



Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:42 | 2919056 iDealMeat
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" Is New York About To Be Hit By A Perfect Storm? "




They'll use the same directed energy beam that destroyed the Towers on 911 to divert the Hurricane..

Scroll forward to 1:22:01

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:48 | 2919077 redpill
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This is not some sponatenous demonstration of weather.  This is a coordinated terrorist attack!  How long will it take our State Department to admit it?!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:56 | 2919109 The Shootist
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Krugturd will be happy, all the damage should boost GDP.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:02 | 2919131 Parabolic
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And the FED says there's minimal ass!  in 1991, the same storm costed 200$1,000,000,000!  That's like like a 500% increase! 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:20 | 2919189 malikai
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That storm looks like it has a better chance of hitting Halifax, Reykjavic, or Cork than NYC.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:22 | 2919200 Dalago
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Is there supposed to be some important meeting in the Northeast?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:51 | 2919287 greased up deaf guy
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attention all ny-area ZHers...

for the love of pete! do NOT go boating with your precious this weekend! you've been warned ;)...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:59 | 2919322 Manthong
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How does tungsten stand up to salt water?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:15 | 2919358 reTARD
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Exactly... Sandy, please do pay a visit to 33 Liberty Street.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:50 | 2920077 Sokhmate
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becomes salted gold on contact.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:00 | 2919326 fightthepower
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I hope they suffer mightly

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:00 | 2919114 knukles
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It was that stupid ass Voodoo dancing video on YouTube where the starving drought stricken Appalachian natives were hoping to make rain so that there be 'nough branch water to keep the still a runnin' what with all them revenuers gouin' ta work in the aireo-porties feeling the women, chill-en and grandmas up before flightin' times.

If God meant man to be a feelin up innocent women and chillen, he'd a created Special Nasi Frisker Guys at Aireoporties.

May they all drown in their checking balances.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:07 | 2919340 Heyoka Bianco
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Time to invade the troposphere! It already threatens our oxygen supply!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:50 | 2919280 unrulian
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Yep, and it ain't called Sandy

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:37 | 2919631 richard in norway
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that was a very interesting vid, unbeliveable impossible implauseable but it passes the sherlook holmes test

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:56 | 2920093 DeadFred
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The part that made me most dubious was actually the part about the hurricane. They imply there was something suspicious about no news coverage about a hurricane off the coast on 9/11 which wasn't getting any news play yet no hurricane in that position has ever circled back to hit the coast. Why would there be any coverage of a storm that had zero chance of hitting the coast? Still it raised interesting questions.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 21:52 | 2920429 livid levity
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There was good surf that entire week - the day of 9/11 it was at least 6ft and glassy - typical hurricane swell.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 19:29 | 2920155 Buck Johnson
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It looks like that the hurricane will hit New York city, the flooding will be horrible.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:26 | 2919003 Vincent Vega
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Washing Wall St and the FRB out to sea could result in billions of dollars of improvements.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:41 | 2919052 ACP
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Dear Camaro68ss,

I'm what is known as a HAARP-assisted storm. Though my ultimate objective remains classified, I cannot guarantee a visit to the landmarks you mentioned above.

This message will be repeated until termination. Thank you and have a nice day,


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:30 | 2919404 williambanzai7
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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:42 | 2919429 TruthInSunshine
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I just raped the + button. Too bad max is 1.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:18 | 2918967 mrktwtch2
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be nice if it hurt voter turnout in that liberal

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:56 | 2919108 ParkAveFlasher
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Nothing - I repeat NOTHING - hurts voter turnout in NY. 

It is impossible to hurt the dead and the non-existent.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:48 | 2919275 Buckaroo Banzai
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I'm guessing that in all the fuss around the storm, some bags of votes for Obama will get accidentally misplaced, and then "discovered" on Weds November 7th.

If they are needed, of course.

Kind of like what happened in Bridgeport, CT when Malloy "won" the CT governor's election.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918972 The Gooch
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Bloomberg has outlawed waves over 16 feet.

edit: Dear Germans, your gold was lost in "the flood".

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:57 | 2919110 ParkAveFlasher
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"It just washed out and floated away!"

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:02 | 2919130 SWRichmond
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It's a kind of inverse boating accident.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:08 | 2919154 Alpo for Granny
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I didn't know Tungsten could float.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:11 | 2919349 Buckaroo Banzai
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Only in "perfect" storms, hyuk hyuk.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:07 | 2919148 Cognitive Dissonance
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It appears that all roads storm tracks lead to Rome New York.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918979 BandGap
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With so much sin to wash away it had to be big!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:40 | 2919920 machineh
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God is punishing us for electing another stinking Depublicrat.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918980 Lost Wages
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What does Pat Robertson, or rather GOD, have to say about this storm?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:01 | 2919126 knukles
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I been lookin' for this excuse for a LONG time...
It's gonna be Awesome

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918983 stormsailor
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sandy the slut was way hotter than sandy the saint.


hope nyc gets the slut.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:30 | 2919222 pods
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I wanna get physical, physical.............

I remember a long ass car ride as a kid when that song was popular.  Glad I wasn't armed.


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918984 Skateboarder
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California is nice this time of the year. It starts drizzling here and people bring out the galoshes... lol.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:03 | 2919133 knukles
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Terrible weather out here i the Great People's Republic of Senseless Horseshit. 
A sweater or fuzzy is mandatory if it an early tee time.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:26 | 2919205 Skateboarder
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I think this is the first year I've seen a reasonable Fall season in the last few years. The trend has been summer --> longer summer --> one week of fall --> BAM, winter without rain --> few weeks of spring --> BAM, summer.

Sweaters are out though - damn I love sweaters.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2918987 russwinter
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This one will knock down a few trees and power lines, and that will allow Obama to declare an emergency and buy some more votes. 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:24 | 2918992 fuu
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Krugman's erection will last more than 4 hours.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:04 | 2919135 knukles
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He's worse than than the Bernak

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:17 | 2919547 Heyoka Bianco
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And he'll still break his nose when he runs into a wall. Thank you! I'm here all week! Enjoy the buffet! Tip your waitress, no matter how watered down your drink is!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2918988 Seasmoke
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wash it all away !

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:24 | 2918993 metastar
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Here comes Ben's storm of liquidity!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:11 | 2919161 NotApplicable
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You can say that again!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:24 | 2918994 metastar
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Here comes Ben's storm of liquidity!

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