While everyone (and certainly all those hedge funds who have by now given up on Q4) is watching the sliding market, silently crying inside and mesmerized by Simon Potter's reluctance to bail out "confidence" and all those underwater pension plans, here is a quick glance at what is going on in the real world, courtesy of the New York FBI office.
FBI arrests police officer yesterday in conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat women. #nyc
— FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) October 25, 2012
And to think New York's "finest" had problems when they were merely shooting innocent bystanders...