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Thursday Tragicomedy: The Zombie A-Cop-alypse Is Coming

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While everyone (and certainly all those hedge funds who have by now given up on Q4) is watching the sliding market, silently crying inside and mesmerized by Simon Potter's reluctance to bail out "confidence" and all those underwater pension plans, here is a quick glance at what is going on in the real world, courtesy of the New York FBI office.

And to think New York's "finest" had problems when they were merely shooting innocent bystanders...

 

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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:01 | 2918730 Arthor Bearing
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Why only one officer if it's a conspiracy?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:07 | 2918761 pods
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There were more but he ate the evidence?

Bitchez, it's what's for dinner, bitchez!

pods

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:05 | 2918936 knukles
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Now that is seriously funny....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2918769 blunderdog
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Maybe you read that wrong. 

I think they're saying the FBI *IS* the "conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat women."  They arrested that cop as a small part of their nefarious plan.

Someone should do something, now that the FBI has announced its wicked intention.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:11 | 2918786 Arthor Bearing
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Of course! 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:22 | 2918825 Al Huxley
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LOL - green arrow for you!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:23 | 2918830 General Decline
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Had he been a congressman, senator or any other member of the elite, he would have not been prosecuted due to a religious exemption.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:22 | 2918959 TruthInSunshine
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Psychological profiling has consistently revealed major similarities between psychological "makeup" of armed police officers & violent criminals.

 

Personality traits of armed police and criminals are remarkably similar based on use of the Zuckerman-Kuhlman Personality Questionnaire (ZKPQ), a 30 Item Work Values Inventory, and a multiple-choice sentence completion task.

 

Separated at Birth?. The Personalities of Armed Police and Criminals
Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:27 | 2919006 kridkrid
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Not to paint with too broad of a brush, but kids who I knew growing up who decided on careers in law enforcement were not exactly the most law abiding among my peers. Quite the opposite, in fact. Just about anyone with whom I have ever shared this observation has a similar one. Add to that the conditioning they receive, both through their training, but then on the job... But again, a broad stroke, and perhaps a bit unfair.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:52 | 2919281 TruthInSunshine
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I'm not in any way claiming that law enforcement officers are inclined to commit crime nor become corrupt at a higher rate than what's prevalent amongst the general population.

I am claiming that there's a credible case to be made that law enforcement officers and criminals share an astounding number of personality traits based on credible psychological studies that have consistently yielded the same net results and conclusions.

Instead of thinking of these results in terms of "police officers are criminals," I find it more accurate to submit something similar to "police officers and criminals both have a similarly & remarkably high inclination to believe that the ends justify the means," or something similar.

This is where we get into the realm of the trampling on of concepts such as "due process" and such.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:13 | 2919354 Skateboarder
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Confucius say... kid who run fast bound to become police or thief.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 22:32 | 2920296 geekgrrl
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Oh, the irony. Did you see what this man is suggesting?

"The results offer evidence to support the recruitment of certain offenders for active duties within the armed wing of the police service."

He also notes "To use a footballing metaphor, it would be like transferring to a team which, arguably, still enjoys rather more home support. In paying off their debt to society, many ex-offenders will respond positively to the demands of the job and should relate well to their new colleagues."

Ah yes, paying off their debt. Sure, give them a gun and a badge, and have the police unions protect them when then shoot unarmed folks. (although I bet they're already street smart enough to plant a weapon in such a case.) As long as they'll bash the heads of protestors, they'll fit right in with all the neanderthals in blue.

Also, my experience is very similar to kridkrid's. I knew a few guys in high school who wanted to be cops. They were for the most part losers and quasi-criminals, and more than anything wanted to have power over those who in all respects were their superiors.

We are only getting warmed up when it comes to police abuses. Police will be the new warlords when social order breaks down. They will make the gangs look like rank amateurs, and they will outgun anyone who resists.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:20 | 2918973 natty light
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So maybe old t-shirt slogan was right: Female Body Inspectors

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:20 | 2919857 Jam Akin
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Female Body Ingestors - There, fixed it for ya!


Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:23 | 2918823 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Why only one officer if it's a conspiracy?

 

There's an APB out on a paralytic septuagenarian in a wheel chair and his horse faced female companion:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fbi-arrests-nypd-article-1.1191956

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:18 | 2918968 pods
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I don't know, that guy looks like a real ladykiller.

pods

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:02 | 2918731 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Of course! NY Cops are always looking for a free meal!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:12 | 2918794 Zero Govt
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yep, they're not called pigs for nothing

pass the doughnuts

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:19 | 2918813 LongSoupLine
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Hey, maybe the Dudley iPad diet wasn't working for him. A man's gotta eat afterall.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:56 | 2918841 Zero Govt
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these trigger-happy Cops weren't suffering from a diet, they clearly had too much energy for the job at hand

it takes incredible skill (cough) to target 1 man and shoot 11 other people ..an incredible failure to success rate everyone would agree!

maybe positive employment discrimination (ie. anyone but a capable white guy) has gone too far in the NYPD, and they sent out the epileptic fit, one-eye-only, shakey finger sufferers crack shooting police unit for this job?

the entire NYPD needs serious target practice and hand-eye co-ordination tests before they slaughter the whole population of NY at their next any-moving-target-is-fair-game shoot out

I'm lookin forward to the rumoured re-make of the Deerhunter by the NYPD, it's called

1 Deer and we shot a racoon, 2 beaver, 3 of our hunting dogs and 5 rookies by mistake

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:02 | 2918739 Shizzmoney
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What a shitshow the NYPD has become.

 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:37 | 2918801 Zero Govt
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the State is absolute fucking crap at everything it does

sooner we flush this sick joke the better

Stop Paying Tax ...that's the fast flush, Just Do It

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:42 | 2918866 kridkrid
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What % of people would need to be a party to ths in order for it to work?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:01 | 2918911 Zero Govt
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1% ...the people that own small businesses

in fact less than that, half of them not paying tax in revolt will cause any Govts cashflow to seize up and soon after debt to implode ..Game Over

small business is the single most important part of the economy from any angle, most people employed, most turnover, most taxes paid... it leads the economy, not the fat cats

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:02 | 2918740 firstdivision
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Perhaps the FBI misinterpreted him when he said he was going to "surprise her by picking her up at her place, going to mine while I cook a nice meal, and eat her out afterward".

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:04 | 2918749 Abraxas
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Yeah, they always see the worst in people. Pigs!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:07 | 2918763 true brain
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No, no, it's a medical condition. this guy has a brain tumor for sure. someone should do a brain scan on this guy. No joke.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:03 | 2918744 toady
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Delicious

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:06 | 2918757 Harbanger
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Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:12 | 2918789 Abraxas
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Now, here's a slogan I could go for.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:58 | 2918920 yabyum
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mmmmmmmmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:02 | 2918932 Harbanger
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Hmm, not really.  If you taste any sausage, stop eating.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:46 | 2919069 Overfed
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Gah!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2918989 BeaverFever
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I resemble that remark...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:37 | 2918860 AgShaman
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The secret....it's in the meat

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:03 | 2918746 pods
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Long Pig, the other, other white meat.

pods

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:28 | 2918842 forexskin
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somebody had to say it pods...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:05 | 2918747 HedgeHammer
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The Feds are cooking the books while the Cops are cooking the people.

Man it don't get any better then this. Can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:04 | 2918750 machineh
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 I prefer tuna raw.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:48 | 2918779 fuu
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Mmm CS-134.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:06 | 2918754 Seasmoke
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man i refuse to go into that fucked up city any more.......wish it would get washed away by the upcoming NEster

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:09 | 2918773 blunderdog
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Dude, I overheard my neighbors talking about how much they miss you.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:22 | 2918818 The Shootist
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Ha - Ha! You've implied you live there.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:43 | 2918872 blunderdog
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That's not really a concern given that I've plainly stated I live in NYC on many occasions here.  I have great faith in the relative permanence of the digital record. 

I don't pretend to understand the "anti-city" vibe around these parts, but I don't take it seriously. 

Pol Pot's dead. 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:53 | 2918902 Harbanger
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I bet you're a recent transplant.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:36 | 2919040 blunderdog
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I find your fantasies about me fascinating.  Why would you have *any* opinion about how long I've lived in NYC?

I can state with certainty that you're wrong, though, just like in every other comment you've inflicted on us.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:43 | 2919063 Harbanger
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By recent I mean within the last 10-15 yrs.  Why? Because every liberal from every failed liberal city in the country is finding their way to NYC. 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:55 | 2919105 blunderdog
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Heh.  OK, whatever.  I'll play along.

That skullet of yours went out of style when Michael Bolton covered "When a Man Loves a Woman," your glasses are riding crooked, and your shirt doesn't fit properly. 

Clean up your act.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:00 | 2919124 Harbanger
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Haha.  You know I've got you pegged.  I know libs better than they know themselves.  BTW, If you saw me you'd get a boner, you little weasel.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:05 | 2919137 blunderdog
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I grew up surrounded by farmland.  Cool story, bro.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:13 | 2919170 Harbanger
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Save it for later.  Or tell it if you want, but I have to go feed animals.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:36 | 2919238 blunderdog
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You shouldn't talk about your kids like that.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:02 | 2919128 LFMayor
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freakshow on the dancefloor!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:50 | 2919078 Overfed
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Pol Pot has been re-incarnated as Mike Bloomberg.

That may be taken as an insult to Pol Pot.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 20:52 | 2920324 mjcOH1
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And The Rev Field Marshal Doctor Idi Amin has been re-incarnated as Officer Buffalo.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:07 | 2918758 Vincent Vega
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I like to eat women.  ;- )

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:19 | 2918815 Gringo Viejo
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And your face must look like a 7 pound Raspberry.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:27 | 2918839 Osmium
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Probably more like a glazed donut.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:30 | 2918848 Winston of Oceania
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Fish and chips are best with vinegar...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:07 | 2918760 Gringo Viejo
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Nobody's talking about a sick, fucking system that would pass a piece of shit like this right through its front gate.
We are sooooooooo fucked.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2918765 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Did he get caught when Major Mike Bloomberg found out he was going to wash her down with a 32 Oz Soda?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:22 | 2918824 Offthebeach
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Is it midget tyrant Rabbi Bloomberg dietary approved kosher?
( I don't think you're supposed to eat the flesh of the unclean( smokers, soda addicts, transfatters ..)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2918766 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Got duplicated

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2918771 Rustysilver
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NYC police competes with TSA for recruits, hence the results.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:09 | 2918772 q99x2
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You want to see some real good eatin go check out a marathon.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:10 | 2918780 buzzsaw99
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The Big Apple Chainsaw Massacre?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:11 | 2918787 Belrev
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I bet it is some negro cop in NYC.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:14 | 2918798 Seasmoke
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i bet its some PRican cop

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:13 | 2918796 americanspirit
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Why cook 'em first? Much better fresh.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:19 | 2918814 Zero Govt
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a Sushi lover

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:16 | 2918868 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Any Flaming Lips fans out here?

Her name was Shashimi - She went well with with a saki! Living in the City, She had to tenderize her body.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:17 | 2919366 Cathartes Aura
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<3 Wayne, he's just the right shade of weird-o.

In 1977, while in high school, Coyne began working as a fry cook for a Long John Silver's restaurant in Oklahoma City.

foodie from an early age. . .

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:03 | 2918933 americanspirit
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Actually a sous-she lover

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:33 | 2918849 samsara
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Tender-loins On The Hoof.

TARTARE  !!!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:17 | 2918807 cowdiddly
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Judging from looking at most americans these days they would grade USDA prime kobe and are ready for market.

Sorry just on old cowhand callin it as I see it.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:21 | 2918820 Schmuck Raker
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American women are getting so fat they're beginning to resemble doughnuts.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:21 | 2918821 Thecomingcollapse
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Wow.... and just what undercover unit is working on this task?  Does the FBI have a counter-cannabalism unit?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:22 | 2919865 el Gallinazo
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The FBI was simply envious of the Center for Disease Control's big Zombie PR release starting last fall and decided to one up it.  I predict that this will never go to trial.

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:24 | 2918833 I Am Not a Copp...
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Somehow Bloomberg will turn this into a cry for more gun control

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:27 | 2918838 el Gallinazo
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I predict that the FBI will drop the charges, and that the NYPD will transfer him to TSA at Kennedy Airport.  And that Michael Chertoff will soon upgrade his full body scanners to include a rotisserie toggle switch.

 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:29 | 2918843 TaborKnight
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Lovin the hashtag.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:33 | 2918853 FrankDrakman
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I wonder if they taste like iPods?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:35 | 2918857 samsara
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Word on the street is that the FBI  gave him a couple of girls so they could catch/entrap him....

(after they were done with them of course)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:40 | 2918863 helping_friendl...
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Colombian women? Borrowed from the Secret Service perhaps?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:39 | 2918861 Fix It Again Timmy
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I don't always eat people, but when I do, I prefer women.....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:44 | 2918874 the not so migh...
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Stay hungry my friends.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:41 | 2918864 Yen Cross
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I guess that N.Y. cop missed his 250 summons per month quota, and was going to be suspended without pay, and realized his fridge was empty.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:45 | 2918878 the not so migh...
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"You eat to live, not live to eat"

Ravenous 1999

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:53 | 2918905 lolmao500
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Well they get tired of shooting dogs, raping women, dealing drugs, beating blind people and tasing kids....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:54 | 2918909 MongolGold
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you bunch of filth. Women were raped, brutally killed and that's funny? I hope you all go to hell clutching you gold in the hope it saves you. how are you better than the worst bankers And corrupt fuckers in this world. Scum.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:06 | 2919142 Overfed
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The way the FBI works, they probably hired the hooker, set the guy up with his victim, delivered her to his kitchen, and waited til she was in the soup before making the arrest.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:31 | 2919227 resurger
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Open your mouth, here it comes

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:53 | 2919295 Overfed
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The way the FBI works, they probably hired the hooker, set the guy up with his victim, delivered her to his kitchen, and waited til she was in the soup before making the arrest.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:55 | 2919298 Overfed
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Dammit. Double post.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:55 | 2918914 Azwethinkweiz
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Waiting for the Bloomberg press release stating how eating women can be dangerous to citizens suffering from lactose intolerance due to breast milk. Blomberg will advise limiting cannibalism to one small child per day and the calorie count must be tattooed on the lower back.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:56 | 2918917 MongolGold
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Haha ha fucking funny, dick.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:10 | 2918949 Chump
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Learn2reply mongoloid.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:10 | 2918948 Chump
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Lol!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:12 | 2918952 DutchR
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Gilberto Valle, 28, of Queens, and this is how he looks like: https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fbi-arrests-nypd-article-1.1191956

 

 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2918976 Yen Cross
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O/T but a story that will piss you off. I guess the cops were too busy at the "meat packing plant", to help these people.

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/261774/40/Foreclosed-family-watches-...

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:34 | 2919028 Chump
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The family advertised a free yard sale, "everything must go," and apparently didn't bother to be there to make sure something like this didn't happen, until it was already happening.  The words, "herpa derp," come immediately to mind.

"Fairly large, free yard sale. Moving and we want everything to go for free. So come over and take whatever you want and how much you want. Here are a couple of items that will be there: Couch, chairs, lots of household and kitchen items, appliances, a wardrobe, desk, recliner, movies, lots of books, lamps, women's and teens' clothing, etc. And also a box of free food with lots of cans. Please take only if you need it. We're starting at 10 a.m., October 24th, and we'll finish when everything's gone."

People are scum.  What the hell did they think would happen??

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:25 | 2919392 Yen Cross
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Definitely some lapses on the families part. The guy should have taken the whole morning off work. "People responding to the family's craigslist ad showed up at the house earlier than 10 a.m., before Vercher arrived there from work to supervise the giveaway."

I wonder how long the pillaging took? It just amazes me that no one(neighbor) called the police earlier, or that the police took so long to show up. (Well, actually it doesn't.)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:03 | 2919132 blunderdog
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Why would this piss anyone off?  This is just FUNNY.  A good demonstration of the trouble you can get into if you don't pay attention in English class.

The guy's lucky they didn't take his earrings.

Rural folk can be FEROCIOUS scavengers.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:39 | 2919245 krispkritter
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Best comment on the article:

"Well this poor couple is probably not the first and won't be the last, look at THIS Craigslist ad running in the Washington DC area: "LOST OUR LEASE / EVERYTHING MUST GO - thought we would be renewing for another 4 years but moving back to Hawaii after 20 January 2013, c'mon by and help yourself, lots of free cellphones, stimulus checks (never cashed), boxes of food stamps too. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, ask for Barky or Mo"

Classic!

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:21 | 2918985 MongolGold
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Learn how to not laugh at your own joke you fucking chump.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:36 | 2919038 Chump
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I laughed at the article, mongoloid.  Now I'm laughing at you, because I clicked the little button that says "reply."

How do you even manage to turn your computer on in the morning without getting your dick stuck in a vacuum?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:08 | 2919156 LFMayor
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nothin sucks like an Electrolux

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:25 | 2918997 SilverFish
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Grandpa used to say "Son, people are fuckin' animals and they will eat each other at the slightest hint of instability."

 

Too bad he coudnt't be around to see how right he was.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:36 | 2919035 NoField5
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I'm shocked that there is no mention of the FBI providing a van load of kidnapping gear, fillet knives, and deep friers.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:39 | 2919048 Frank N. Beans
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with a side of fava beans and a glass of chianti... mmmmm

 

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:41 | 2919054 bugs_
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I am not getting the cook part.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:11 | 2919162 toomanyfakecons...
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To disembowel and serve deep fried.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:18 | 2919188 walküre
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Did the FBI find the cop on FB and supply the females when they busted him?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:55 | 2919306 Agent P
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Well, at least he was going to cook them...eating them raw would be so uncivilized.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 15:58 | 2919482 Papasmurf
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I wonder if he had binders full of women?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 16:09 | 2919524 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Sprinklings of bath salts?

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 17:17 | 2919846 Bansters-in-my-...
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Kidnapping women ,now thats extreme,but getting them cooking and then eating them,well,that don't sound so bad....

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 19:47 | 2920195 lindaamick
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I knew cops were thugs but this takes it to a whole nuther level.

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 22:12 | 2920472 DarkestPhoenix
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With all the battered women in the world, why to I continue to eat mine plain...?

 

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