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Thursday Tragicomedy: The Zombie A-Cop-alypse Is Coming
While everyone (and certainly all those hedge funds who have by now given up on Q4) is watching the sliding market, silently crying inside and mesmerized by Simon Potter's reluctance to bail out "confidence" and all those underwater pension plans, here is a quick glance at what is going on in the real world, courtesy of the New York FBI office.
FBI arrests police officer yesterday in conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat women. #nyc
— FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) October 25, 2012
And to think New York's "finest" had problems when they were merely shooting innocent bystanders...
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Why only one officer if it's a conspiracy?
There were more but he ate the evidence?
Bitchez, it's what's for dinner, bitchez!
pods
Now that is seriously funny....
Maybe you read that wrong.
I think they're saying the FBI *IS* the "conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat women." They arrested that cop as a small part of their nefarious plan.
Someone should do something, now that the FBI has announced its wicked intention.
Of course!
LOL - green arrow for you!
Had he been a congressman, senator or any other member of the elite, he would have not been prosecuted due to a religious exemption.
Psychological profiling has consistently revealed major similarities between psychological "makeup" of armed police officers & violent criminals.
Separated at Birth?. The Personalities of Armed Police and CriminalsNot to paint with too broad of a brush, but kids who I knew growing up who decided on careers in law enforcement were not exactly the most law abiding among my peers. Quite the opposite, in fact. Just about anyone with whom I have ever shared this observation has a similar one. Add to that the conditioning they receive, both through their training, but then on the job... But again, a broad stroke, and perhaps a bit unfair.
I'm not in any way claiming that law enforcement officers are inclined to commit crime nor become corrupt at a higher rate than what's prevalent amongst the general population.
I am claiming that there's a credible case to be made that law enforcement officers and criminals share an astounding number of personality traits based on credible psychological studies that have consistently yielded the same net results and conclusions.
Instead of thinking of these results in terms of "police officers are criminals," I find it more accurate to submit something similar to "police officers and criminals both have a similarly & remarkably high inclination to believe that the ends justify the means," or something similar.
This is where we get into the realm of the trampling on of concepts such as "due process" and such.
Confucius say... kid who run fast bound to become police or thief.
Oh, the irony. Did you see what this man is suggesting?
"The results offer evidence to support the recruitment of certain offenders for active duties within the armed wing of the police service."
He also notes "To use a footballing metaphor, it would be like transferring to a team which, arguably, still enjoys rather more home support. In paying off their debt to society, many ex-offenders will respond positively to the demands of the job and should relate well to their new colleagues."
Ah yes, paying off their debt. Sure, give them a gun and a badge, and have the police unions protect them when then shoot unarmed folks. (although I bet they're already street smart enough to plant a weapon in such a case.) As long as they'll bash the heads of protestors, they'll fit right in with all the neanderthals in blue.
Also, my experience is very similar to kridkrid's. I knew a few guys in high school who wanted to be cops. They were for the most part losers and quasi-criminals, and more than anything wanted to have power over those who in all respects were their superiors.
We are only getting warmed up when it comes to police abuses. Police will be the new warlords when social order breaks down. They will make the gangs look like rank amateurs, and they will outgun anyone who resists.
So maybe old t-shirt slogan was right: Female Body Inspectors
Female Body Ingestors - There, fixed it for ya!
There's an APB out on a paralytic septuagenarian in a wheel chair and his horse faced female companion:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fbi-arrests-nypd-article-1.1191956
I don't know, that guy looks like a real ladykiller.
pods
Of course! NY Cops are always looking for a free meal!
yep, they're not called pigs for nothing
pass the doughnuts
Hey, maybe the Dudley iPad diet wasn't working for him. A man's gotta eat afterall.
these trigger-happy Cops weren't suffering from a diet, they clearly had too much energy for the job at hand
it takes incredible skill (cough) to target 1 man and shoot 11 other people ..an incredible failure to success rate everyone would agree!
maybe positive employment discrimination (ie. anyone but a capable white guy) has gone too far in the NYPD, and they sent out the epileptic fit, one-eye-only, shakey finger sufferers crack shooting police unit for this job?
the entire NYPD needs serious target practice and hand-eye co-ordination tests before they slaughter the whole population of NY at their next any-moving-target-is-fair-game shoot out
I'm lookin forward to the rumoured re-make of the Deerhunter by the NYPD, it's called
1 Deer and we shot a racoon, 2 beaver, 3 of our hunting dogs and 5 rookies by mistake
What a shitshow the NYPD has become.
the State is absolute fucking crap at everything it does
sooner we flush this sick joke the better
Stop Paying Tax ...that's the fast flush, Just Do It
What % of people would need to be a party to ths in order for it to work?
1% ...the people that own small businesses
in fact less than that, half of them not paying tax in revolt will cause any Govts cashflow to seize up and soon after debt to implode ..Game Over
small business is the single most important part of the economy from any angle, most people employed, most turnover, most taxes paid... it leads the economy, not the fat cats
Perhaps the FBI misinterpreted him when he said he was going to "surprise her by picking her up at her place, going to mine while I cook a nice meal, and eat her out afterward".
Yeah, they always see the worst in people. Pigs!
No, no, it's a medical condition. this guy has a brain tumor for sure. someone should do a brain scan on this guy. No joke.
Delicious
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Now, here's a slogan I could go for.
mmmmmmmmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.
Hmm, not really. If you taste any sausage, stop eating.
Gah!
I resemble that remark...
The secret....it's in the meat
Long Pig, the other, other white meat.
pods
somebody had to say it pods...
The Feds are cooking the books while the Cops are cooking the people.
Man it don't get any better then this. Can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring.
I prefer tuna raw.
Mmm CS-134.
man i refuse to go into that fucked up city any more.......wish it would get washed away by the upcoming NEster
Dude, I overheard my neighbors talking about how much they miss you.
Ha - Ha! You've implied you live there.
That's not really a concern given that I've plainly stated I live in NYC on many occasions here. I have great faith in the relative permanence of the digital record.
I don't pretend to understand the "anti-city" vibe around these parts, but I don't take it seriously.
Pol Pot's dead.
I bet you're a recent transplant.
I find your fantasies about me fascinating. Why would you have *any* opinion about how long I've lived in NYC?
I can state with certainty that you're wrong, though, just like in every other comment you've inflicted on us.
By recent I mean within the last 10-15 yrs. Why? Because every liberal from every failed liberal city in the country is finding their way to NYC.
Heh. OK, whatever. I'll play along.
That skullet of yours went out of style when Michael Bolton covered "When a Man Loves a Woman," your glasses are riding crooked, and your shirt doesn't fit properly.
Clean up your act.
Haha. You know I've got you pegged. I know libs better than they know themselves. BTW, If you saw me you'd get a boner, you little weasel.
I grew up surrounded by farmland. Cool story, bro.
Save it for later. Or tell it if you want, but I have to go feed animals.
You shouldn't talk about your kids like that.
freakshow on the dancefloor!
Pol Pot has been re-incarnated as Mike Bloomberg.
That may be taken as an insult to Pol Pot.
And The Rev Field Marshal Doctor Idi Amin has been re-incarnated as Officer Buffalo.
I like to eat women. ;- )
And your face must look like a 7 pound Raspberry.
Probably more like a glazed donut.
Fish and chips are best with vinegar...
Nobody's talking about a sick, fucking system that would pass a piece of shit like this right through its front gate.
We are sooooooooo fucked.
Did he get caught when Major Mike Bloomberg found out he was going to wash her down with a 32 Oz Soda?
Is it midget tyrant Rabbi Bloomberg dietary approved kosher?
( I don't think you're supposed to eat the flesh of the unclean( smokers, soda addicts, transfatters ..)
Got duplicated
NYC police competes with TSA for recruits, hence the results.
You want to see some real good eatin go check out a marathon.
The Big Apple Chainsaw Massacre?
I bet it is some negro cop in NYC.
i bet its some PRican cop
Why cook 'em first? Much better fresh.
a Sushi lover
Any Flaming Lips fans out here?
Her name was Shashimi - She went well with with a saki! Living in the City, She had to tenderize her body.
<3 Wayne, he's just the right shade of weird-o.
In 1977, while in high school, Coyne began working as a fry cook for a Long John Silver's restaurant in Oklahoma City.
foodie from an early age. . .
Actually a sous-she lover
Tender-loins On The Hoof.
TARTARE !!!
Judging from looking at most americans these days they would grade USDA prime kobe and are ready for market.
Sorry just on old cowhand callin it as I see it.
American women are getting so fat they're beginning to resemble doughnuts.
Wow.... and just what undercover unit is working on this task? Does the FBI have a counter-cannabalism unit?
The FBI was simply envious of the Center for Disease Control's big Zombie PR release starting last fall and decided to one up it. I predict that this will never go to trial.
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
Somehow Bloomberg will turn this into a cry for more gun control
I predict that the FBI will drop the charges, and that the NYPD will transfer him to TSA at Kennedy Airport. And that Michael Chertoff will soon upgrade his full body scanners to include a rotisserie toggle switch.
Lovin the hashtag.
I wonder if they taste like iPods?
Word on the street is that the FBI gave him a couple of girls so they could catch/entrap him....
(after they were done with them of course)
Colombian women? Borrowed from the Secret Service perhaps?
I don't always eat people, but when I do, I prefer women.....
Stay hungry my friends.
I guess that N.Y. cop missed his 250 summons per month quota, and was going to be suspended without pay, and realized his fridge was empty.
"You eat to live, not live to eat"
Ravenous 1999
Well they get tired of shooting dogs, raping women, dealing drugs, beating blind people and tasing kids....
you bunch of filth. Women were raped, brutally killed and that's funny? I hope you all go to hell clutching you gold in the hope it saves you. how are you better than the worst bankers And corrupt fuckers in this world. Scum.
The way the FBI works, they probably hired the hooker, set the guy up with his victim, delivered her to his kitchen, and waited til she was in the soup before making the arrest.
Open your mouth, here it comes
The way the FBI works, they probably hired the hooker, set the guy up with his victim, delivered her to his kitchen, and waited til she was in the soup before making the arrest.
Dammit. Double post.
Waiting for the Bloomberg press release stating how eating women can be dangerous to citizens suffering from lactose intolerance due to breast milk. Blomberg will advise limiting cannibalism to one small child per day and the calorie count must be tattooed on the lower back.
Haha ha fucking funny, dick.
Learn2reply mongoloid.
Lol!
Gilberto Valle, 28, of Queens, and this is how he looks like: https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/fbi-arrests-nypd-article-1.1191956
O/T but a story that will piss you off. I guess the cops were too busy at the "meat packing plant", to help these people.
http://www.11alive.com/news/article/261774/40/Foreclosed-family-watches-...
The family advertised a free yard sale, "everything must go," and apparently didn't bother to be there to make sure something like this didn't happen, until it was already happening. The words, "herpa derp," come immediately to mind.
People are scum. What the hell did they think would happen??
Definitely some lapses on the families part. The guy should have taken the whole morning off work. "People responding to the family's craigslist ad showed up at the house earlier than 10 a.m., before Vercher arrived there from work to supervise the giveaway."
I wonder how long the pillaging took? It just amazes me that no one(neighbor) called the police earlier, or that the police took so long to show up. (Well, actually it doesn't.)
Why would this piss anyone off? This is just FUNNY. A good demonstration of the trouble you can get into if you don't pay attention in English class.
The guy's lucky they didn't take his earrings.
Rural folk can be FEROCIOUS scavengers.
Best comment on the article:
"Well this poor couple is probably not the first and won't be the last, look at THIS Craigslist ad running in the Washington DC area: "LOST OUR LEASE / EVERYTHING MUST GO - thought we would be renewing for another 4 years but moving back to Hawaii after 20 January 2013, c'mon by and help yourself, lots of free cellphones, stimulus checks (never cashed), boxes of food stamps too. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, ask for Barky or Mo"
Classic!
Learn how to not laugh at your own joke you fucking chump.
I laughed at the article, mongoloid. Now I'm laughing at you, because I clicked the little button that says "reply."
How do you even manage to turn your computer on in the morning without getting your dick stuck in a vacuum?
nothin sucks like an Electrolux
Grandpa used to say "Son, people are fuckin' animals and they will eat each other at the slightest hint of instability."
Too bad he coudnt't be around to see how right he was.
I'm shocked that there is no mention of the FBI providing a van load of kidnapping gear, fillet knives, and deep friers.
with a side of fava beans and a glass of chianti... mmmmm
I am not getting the cook part.
To disembowel and serve deep fried.
Did the FBI find the cop on FB and supply the females when they busted him?
Well, at least he was going to cook them...eating them raw would be so uncivilized.
I wonder if he had binders full of women?
Sprinklings of bath salts?
NWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiX7GTelTPM
Kidnapping women ,now thats extreme,but getting them cooking and then eating them,well,that don't sound so bad....
I knew cops were thugs but this takes it to a whole nuther level.
With all the battered women in the world, why to I continue to eat mine plain...?