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UBS To Terminate 10,000, Or One Sixth Of Its Employees

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There is down-sizing; there is trimming-the-fat; and then there is UBS. The once-giant Swiss Bank just announced it will cut up to 10,000 jobs. This comes on top of the 3,500 from last year - which makes a rather dramatic weight-loss strategy for the 63,500 employee firm. As the FT reports, they will not happen all at once (so just after the election then?) but will lead to the closure of a sizable part of UBS' fixed-income trading operations (and other capital intensive areas of the investment bank). Perhaps in the understatement of the day: "There were several options on the table but UBS has decided on the most radical one," a person familiar commented as the plan is hoped to reduce complexity and costs - so no more Bloomberg Terminals? One thing surely gone is a source of fixed income axes: "The new strategy, hammered out in several executive board meetings in New York this week and set to be announced next Tuesday, will lead to the closure of a sizeable part of UBS’s fixed-income trading operations and other capital-intensive areas of the investment bank." The winner: Goldman of course, which in a world of collapsing trading revenues has taken to Lehmaning its competition once again, only this time not using brute force but the far more classical war of attrition in a collapsing economy.

Via FT:

UBS is set to unveil a radical downsizing of its struggling investment bank next week in a move that will prompt the loss of up to 10,000 jobs across the Swiss banking group.

 

Switzerland’s largest bank by assets will significantly shrink the trading side and complexity of its investment bank and as a consequence also cut thousands of jobs in its back office over the next few years, three people close to the situation said.

 

The job cuts will amount to almost a sixth of the bank’s workforce of 63,500 at the end of June. They will not happen all at once and the precise number is still unclear as the exact impact on back-office functions has not yet been determined.

 

It comes on top of another – still ongoing – programme announced last year to cut 3,500 jobs.

 

The move highlights how banks around the world are trying to adapt to a radically changed regulatory and market environment that has left them with lower returns and much higher capital needs for certain business areas and national subsidiaries.

 

The new strategy, hammered out in several executive board meetings in New York this week and set to be announced next Tuesday, will lead to the closure of a sizeable part of UBS’s fixed-income trading operations and other capital-intensive areas of the investment bank.

 

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“There were several options on the table but UBS has decided on the most radical one,” one person familiar with the plan said.

 

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Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:08 | 2922387 Jason T
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The axe is swinging wildly again.. 

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:21 | 2922421 spastic_colon
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its hard for those fixed income traders to compete with the Fed and the Fed funded GS

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:46 | 2922492 malikai
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10k from back office? That's a lot of messy papery work gone..

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:50 | 2922505 Bananamerican
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one sixth down....five sixths to go....

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:22 | 2922593 economics9698
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Dodd-Frank will clean this up. /sarc.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:21 | 2922794 Ratscam
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gotta send the guardia financia to get at the UBS Italo Team:
Ermotti, Spezzotti, Orcel, the first two former Merryll guys.
They are fighting against the Swissie Stadler and the teuton Jürg Zeltner, the later who sees himself as the future CEO of UBS.
IB will be reduced drastically with the sole remaining goal to funnel money into PB and AM, the remaining departments to make 30 bp's of AuM.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 20:28 | 2923087 SilverRhino
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 23:00 | 2923346 FEDbuster
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Bullish!

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 08:10 | 2923636 GetZeeGold
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Green shoots everywhere.....forward hoes.

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 09:02 | 2930960 yourfather
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spoken like an insider...

Jurg is an impressive speaker I will give you that.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:26 | 2922436 alstry
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Inefficient Bankers.....meet your new replacement in the Udder World

http://www-03.ibm.com/innovation/us/watson/

Why milk people when we can milk much more efficient technology....

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:04 | 2922700 ZeroAvatar
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alstry:  Did Mish ban you from spamming your blog on HIS website?

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:14 | 2922806 Ignorance is bliss
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Ummm...that's the ibm link to Watson. You know Watson the super computer that will make knowledge workers obsolete. Kind of like algo computers make human traders obsolete.

 

 

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:27 | 2922437 Jonas Parker
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1. Fire traders

2. Buy more high-speed computers.

3. Give all "algos" free health  benefits.

 

Works for me...

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:29 | 2922443 DoChenRollingBearing
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GOLD works for me Jonas!

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:39 | 2922474 MiguelitoRaton
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Only 5/6 more to go...

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:35 | 2922618 JPM Hater001
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Yeah but they are going to do what they always do to get there.  Fire brokers, transfer accounts to the ones left.  Fire assistants and product specialist and reduce the sales desk.

 

In other words, service is about to get worse.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:33 | 2922756 ebworthen
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C'mon, this will spur the recovery onward; more people on unemployment under the "seasonal" category, more money for WalMart, more houses for the 1% to buy to rent out to the plebians, more food stamps, etc.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:38 | 2922468 walküre
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Lloyd B: waiting for a flood of resumes to hit my inbox in 3,2,1 .. same as the day Lehman went tits up

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:06 | 2922707 ZeroAvatar
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I watched a coupla seconds of video of Blankmind the other day:  One EVIL looking MOFO!  SCARY.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:44 | 2922480 Thecomingcollapse
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Soup Lines..... Bitchez!

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:44 | 2922482 williambanzai7
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NEW UBS LOGO

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:19 | 2922732 reTARD
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Brilliance in its simplicity. Great stuff WB7!

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:20 | 2922820 ebworthen
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I thought I heard a loud flush.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:53 | 2922512 fockewulf190
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Hassan Chop! Ol' Hassan is going to be up to his turban in work, chopping his ass off for at least the next decade.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:00 | 2922544 Zero Govt
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cruel Banzai ..but i like it

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:08 | 2922562 williambanzai7
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You will appreciate this. When I told people to buy APPL in early 2009' they had a UBS account and the UBS guy starting arguing about it because he thought is was two risky an investment for seniors.

He had some other stupid idea that went absolutely no where.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:10 | 2922545 williambanzai7
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I will tell you this. They all thought Asia would save them...not! They are culling like crazy out here because the Chinese are not impressed with their bullshit and the Chinese privatization bonanza is finito.

The trading technology and outsourcing is driving head counts lower and the old relationship style of doing business got killed by Muppetology. No one has a long and storied relationship with their banker anymore. Every job is a cut throat open bidding process. No one gets the insider track like the good ol days. And basically people are saying what the fuck can you do for me?

What goes around comes around.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:16 | 2922581 larz
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start at the top please

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:08 | 2922389 NotApplicable
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Honestly, how many people does it take to make sure the server is plugged in?

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:11 | 2922396 jonan
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win!

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:18 | 2922403 TruthInSunshine
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This is merely the beginning of the mass culling.

How many employees does the "financial industry" need when everything financial (for now) is being micro-managed down to the exceedingly tiny detail by Ben & Timmmmay.

Now that even Joe & Mary Public know this, in whatever vague, amorphous way, the fat lady is bellowing.

On a side note, the Presidents Working Team on Financial Matters (aka Kevin Henry, fielding calls from Bernank & Timmmay!!) is "giving everything she's got, Captain!," to keep NAS&PDAAPL greenish/not-too-reddish on this Friday.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:27 | 2922442 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes, this well correlates with the low Bloomberg terminals sales in an earlier ZH thread today.  It seems that the financial services industry no longer adds as much value as it used to...

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:41 | 2922476 Winston Churchill
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Don't tell Saint Bernake of Zimbabwe that.

He could lose his status as the patron Saint of zombie insolvent banks at this rate.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:44 | 2922484 duo
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it never did add value, except for property insurance

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 22:48 | 2924775 Tommy Gunner
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Who needs terminals in a centrally planned global economy?   Fundamentals are nothing more than white noise... they key now is to listen to the central bankers latest edicts re: printing - nothing else matters.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:27 | 2922496 Marco
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Joe & Mary public are irrelevant ... TPTB won't need the financial industry any more when the economy goes over the cliff, they will have gained all they can from it at that point and it will just be a question of retaining asset retention and rent seeking. First on the agenda, elimination of estate taxes.

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 00:27 | 2923430 Bananamerican
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"I'm Mitt Romney and I approved this message"

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:52 | 2922782 Mentaliusanything
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Fixed income desks .... Fixed income.... What Fucking income, it's all been ZIRPed by Ben.

What does the sound of 10,000 wallets closing sound like Ben...

It sounds to me like "Winning"

FUCK YOU Ben Bernanke.... Transitory indeed you pathetic little man with the brains of a smashed crab

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:15 | 2922405 kaiserhoff
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Fine start, so when do the governments join it?

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:16 | 2922407 jonan
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c'mon now, you can cut off an arm, but you can't cut off the heads, of a multiheaded hydra, fast enough, everyone knows that.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:34 | 2922444 Jonas Parker
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Honestly, how many people does it take to make sure the server is plugged in?

It depends... are they Polish?

 

Sorry, I just couldn't resist...

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:10 | 2922568 frenchie
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why Polish ?

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:09 | 2922392 LFMayor
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They're cutting off the cancerous limbs, trying to save the torso.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 16:01 | 2922548 Zero Govt
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They're cutting off the limbs, trying to save the cancerous torso.

there, fixed it

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:09 | 2922393 q99x2
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Movin movin movin

Keep them doggies rolling

Hey maybe they can get a job in the Swiss Army.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:11 | 2922395 Zadok
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Off topic: thoughts on this event? Seems significant to me.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/9634530/British...

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:16 | 2922409 NotApplicable
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Strange that it happened almost two weeks before before hitting the news.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:20 | 2922417 Zadok
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Really? That seems par for events of importance.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:24 | 2922429 Dr. Richard Head
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Damn skippy.  A celebrity nipple slip is released immediately though, so we have that going for us.

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