The Bread Aisle In Manhattan's Upper West Side Is Now Empty

Tyler Durden's picture

It seems like it was just yesterday that we were posting pictures of empty shelves at New York supermarkets ahead of the epic dud that was Hurricane Irene. It is now one year later, and it is time for the obligatory snapshots of empty shelves, such as this one showing the bread isle at the Food Emporium on 68th and Broadway. Many more coming as all local New York food stores and pharmacies finally sell out their expired and extended inventory.

The bread aisle in the Upper West Side, not to be confused with the bread aisle in post-hyperinflation Zimbabwe...

h/t Paulo

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Brokenarrow's picture

I pray to God they under ten feet of water in the nxt 48 hrs. I will dance an Irish Jig and buy everyone at every bar a drink.'s picture

New York is getting a leg up on adopting a Paleo diet.

Skateboarder's picture

I just feel bad for the folks who got stuck with Wonder bread cuz it was the last option on the shelves. No one eats Wonder bread for... fun... do they?

knukles's picture

OK, 68th and Broadway.
How are the Dorito, Mad Dog 20/20, Malt liquor, frozen burrito and Hostess HoHo shelves doing in the South Bronx?

Get a penthouse suite at the Waldorf Towers, lobster, caviar, pate and Dom Perignon room service, enjoy the show.

economics9698's picture

"How are the Dorito, Mad Dog 20/20, Malt liquor, frozen burrito and Hostess HoHo shelves doing in the South Bronx?"

Holy fuck that is sick dude. 

fuu's picture

Is 33 Liberty in Zone A?

A whole slew of other Banks are in the Zone A evacuation areas. Going to be quiet in Manhattan.

Looks like it is a couple of blocks outside the zone.


old naughty's picture


It's good they "finally sell out their expired and extended inventory" --- no waste (who gives a sh't folks get sick)!

Consumerism (consumption) model doesn't work !?


SGS's picture

From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

Bobbyrib's picture

I'm pretty sure they feel the same about your area of th country except more pop up tornadoes.

takinthehighway's picture

Only time I can tolerate Wonder Bread is for tomato sandwiches...the flavor of the tomatoes has nothing to compete with.

SGS's picture

Whos the asshole who left his starbucks there?

economics9698's picture

Helicopter Ben has his buckets of cash ready to go. 

BeaverFever's picture

" I pray to God they under ten feet of water in the nxt 48 hrs. "

I've been reading comments like this on the web for days now. If the accuracy of the up/down votes are indicative of the populace as a whole - I want to get off this planet.

Der_Smelt's picture

Same here Beaver..... I love zh and the insight, but the ignorance and lack of respect for other humans from a lot of the commenters makes me wonder ..... Best wishes for everyone in the storms path

kaiserhoff's picture

Save the trees.  Eat more beaver.

crossover's picture

"I pray to God they under ten feet of water in the nxt 48 hrs. I will dance an Irish Jig and buy everyone at every bar a drink."

You're a moron. 

Bobbyrib's picture

Some people just can't seem to get over the Civil War, where they defended their "right" to hold another human being against his will and have him work for free.

j8h9's picture

I've got bread for sale, $26 per loaf.'s picture

You must have used a lot of yeast to get a rise like that. Don't tell Bernanle about it. Unleavened fiat is bad enough.

Hulk's picture

As luck would have it, his wife presently has a massive yeast infection. Free bread for all !!!

Pure Evil's picture

Vaginal yeast good!  Make very tasty Mucosa Membrane beer!  Smell fishy, drunk long time.

TeamDepends's picture

Hulk, you'll never find Lady Hulk talking like that.  And would it kill you to find some clothes that fit?

Hulk's picture

Lady Hulk makes a great tasting sourdough !!!

knukles's picture

Is that where the phrase "Bun in the Oven" comes from?

Hulk's picture

Yes, yeast rises at 98.6. Heat due to friction just aids the rising process...

CPL's picture

Sounds better than marmite anyday.

Hulk's picture

Marmite is simply a yeast infection gone horribly wrong...

Top_Kill's picture

This will be very disturbing to all of the unallocated bread holders.

spastic_colon's picture

And allow TPTB to offset the large GDP revision next report to keep the dream alive

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

Jamie (Dimon), is that you?

dhengineer's picture

I'm selling mine for $1.00... in pre-1964 quarters, dimes, or halves only please.  No pushing, plenty for everyone!

Bobbyrib's picture

Unless the boro's get flooded, I don't see a line forming for your bread. The majority of people don't have silver coins.

ZeroPoint's picture

This 'problem' will be resolved by Friday. Imagine how bad it will be when the dollar completely collapses.

Poor Grogman's picture

I thought for a second this was an article on fort Knox.

Neethgie's picture

Why do people always grab bread? what the fuck is it about crises that makes people think, oh i wanna eat some shitty bread... 


Anyway looks like theres gonna be plenty of broken windows for keynsians to jizz over..'s picture

Brown bagging during power failures. You don't have to cook a sandwich.

Neethgie's picture

Tins of beans? cold beans are still decent imo.. miles better than shitty bread, if you have a camping stove and gas (which is like 10-20£, for a decent one) you can have warm beans. Bread is rubbish and always has been.'s picture

Not everyone shares your preferences. A lot of folks think "sandwiches" when faced with the prospect of feeding their family in a blacked out house. I'm not endorsing it mind you, that's just the way it is. I didn't mean offend those of you who are antibreadites.

Neethgie's picture

i can't understand why you got negged lol, i just don't get the collective reasoning of buy bread immeadiatly, id be after tinned stuff, that tastes nice.


samcontrol's picture

o yes , you can make a great desert with leftover beans, stupid brit.

knukles's picture

cold beans and weenies on stale Wonder bread... modern Brit beans on toast with tinned meat enhancement.....

(shaking head)

Hulk's picture

AFter eating fried spam, beans and weenies on stale Wonder bread is a gourmet meal...

Eugend66's picture

Aaand if you add Garlic .... it`s like Christmas.

Neethgie's picture

Dude in a hurricane who the fuck is thinking about desert...