It Just Isn't His Day...

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Everyone is safely home, tucked in and patiently waiting for the perfect storm to rage and ravage the Big Apple. Everyone - including the algos in just over 1 hour. Everyone.... except for Friday's "ramp the market in the last hour or else" workhorse - NYFed analyst/trader Kevin Henry...

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Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:03 | 2927232 ZippyBananaPants
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Why is David Ortiz (big papi) on that list?  

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:04 | 2927239 francis_sawyer
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Can't you read?... He's been traded to the White Sox [along with Youklis]... He's the "player to be named later"...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:39 | 2927339 GetZeeGold
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The White Sox could have pulled it off......had it not been for Bush.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:21 | 2927905 Bananamerican
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Bush="what the fuck is WRONG with you??"

 

please do not defend him.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:17 | 2927280 Death and Gravity
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Is Kevin on bilge pump duty today?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:55 | 2927391 CPL
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He's young and knows how to swim.  At least that's what his records say.

 

We should collect some money together and send him a hooker and beer.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:59 | 2927412 AlaricBalth
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I thought Kevin would be there. Posted this yesterday.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-28/all-us-equity-markets-closed-mo...

To bad my predictive powers aren't as good when it comes to ES or EUR/USD. :-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:04 | 2927236 francis_sawyer
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We're all counting on you Kevin Henry... You're our only hope...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:07 | 2927247 ihedgemyhedges
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This Kevin guy is smarter than you think.  He turned down an offer to be safely tucked in at Barney Frank's place....

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:12 | 2927269 Bawneee Fwank
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He is my wittle bitch

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:08 | 2927252 GetZeeGold
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Well....he was going to jump the shark today...but it was called on account of rain.

 

Maybe tomorrow......check back then.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:35 | 2927330 a growing concern
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When his keepers realize they've left him at his desk unattended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgbUBoxa48

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 13:24 | 2928305 StychoKiller
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Poor Kevin!  Once you've made it onto Tyler's sh!t list, there's no turning back!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:04 | 2927240 Taint Boil
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Just some young whippersnapper trying to do a good job I'm sure,

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:05 | 2927241 libertus
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Kevin...the pressure is on. Your THE guy who needs to keep the "free" market functioning. Just remember the following:

1. Buy all the shit from GS, JPM, BAC and all the other banks at really high prices. 

2. Sell gold for a low price to the same. 

3. Keep the porn to a reasonable level. 

4. Remember that we are watching.....

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:11 | 2927260 Haager
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Sell naked shorts of gold? Just thinking...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:40 | 2927742 Acet
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Nah, didn't you hear the part about keeping the porn to a reasonable level today? No naked anything ...

Besides, any gold the FED sells is always covered by those IOUs stored in Fort Knox or whatever not too rehypotecated bars of other nation's gold in their vaults.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:36 | 2927331 Quinvarius
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What is a reasonable level for porn? 

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 09:11 | 2927452 pods
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If you start to notice chafing, you have exceeded the reasonable level.

pods

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 13:28 | 2928317 StychoKiller
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:37 | 2927335 a growing concern
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Kevin, remember this is a great buying opportunity for FAZ.  That shit's going to the moon in short order.  Your bosses will think you're a genius.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:40 | 2927343 Sauk Leader
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He was seen walking in this morning with some Chivas, a can of coke, and a Bob Seger CD. Wonder what he's up to.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 13:31 | 2928329 StychoKiller
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:06 | 2927856 Grinder74
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you're

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:08 | 2927251 Vincent Vega
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Probably just came in to surf some porn while the power last.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:10 | 2927257 BearOfNH
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I see the DC office is exclusively manned by women. The FED is an equal-opportunity extractor.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:19 | 2927285 icanhasbailout
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yeh, the monthly adjustments are a bitch

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:11 | 2927262 css1971
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Well someone has to stay in to make sure everything goes up!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:12 | 2927268 LongSoupLine
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hope Kevin was a competetive swimmer at Rutgers...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:19 | 2927284 Thomas
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I assumed he played lacrosse.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:55 | 2927394 Dadburnitpa
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Pom pom squad.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:06 | 2927859 Grinder74
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Hey, girls that play lacrosse are hot!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:12 | 2927270 Itch
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Kevin make sure you wear your rubber arm bands son.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:14 | 2927273 firstdivision
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So one can safely assume that the Fed has moved into the "levitate world markets" mode

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:16 | 2927276 Vincent Vega
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Yes.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:21 | 2927289 Awakened Sheeple
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It seems to be working that way for the EUR at this minute.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:17 | 2927279 machineh
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Germans get upset when they ring 33 Liberty on a normal workday to check on their gold ... and no one's home.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:03 | 2927618 insanelysane
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You mean the gold that has the label Property of Germany pasted over the label Property of UK pasted over the label Property of Jon Corzine pasted over the label...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:19 | 2927283 thetruthseeker
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It is posts like this that help me survive this industry by always keeping me laughing. Keep up the good work, my fellow soldiers of truth.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:23 | 2927293 Zola
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What a douche...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:23 | 2927298 Brokenarrow
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You can bet he sees himself as a hero. And, he and his wifee are wondering what his new post will be at Pimco. His pals have probably become rich front running his trades that he alerts them what his wmt bot secret phone in someone else's name.

I lost a small fortune shorting the maket. I actually believed that the us had fair and free markets. The ppt was a myth. The whole system is a fucking ruse. I am utterly discusted with these criminals. It took me a while to realize the fix was in 2008.

People are getting cery sick of this game.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:40 | 2927346 Karlus
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I suspect the opposite. His managers are going to catch on to the fact that people are mentioning his name over and over here and might/might not have him explain what is going on.

He will not be able to of course and will most likely be either severed to mitigate reputational risk or just pulled from BB at the minimum.

I am halfway wondering if he is remoting in from home or BB Anywhere...

Bottom line: Being lit up on ZH will cave anyone's world unless you are JonC

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 09:59 | 2927601 Bobbyrib
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The first clue was W enforcing the ban of naked short selling while allowing it during the market ramp during the stock market bubble.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:23 | 2927299 Jason T
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Kevin, you had the talent to become a great trader and instead of that, you became a market manipulator for America's loan shark.

Kevin replies, "its a living"

It's a waste of life.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:56 | 2927400 thetruthseeker
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"It's a living."

This is like Nazi soldiers saying, "I was just following orders."

Well Kevin, I hope you received some good trinkets for selling your soul.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:24 | 2927301 Coldfire
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God's work must be done, come hell or high water.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:32 | 2927320 djsmps
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Don't you mean Chuck Schumer's work?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:27 | 2927305 debtor of last ...
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Meanwhile in Russia: German gold lost in boating accident. ;-)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20121029/eu-russia-missing-ship/

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:35 | 2927328 yrbmegr
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Andrei, you've lost another ship?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 08:46 | 2927368 GetZeeGold
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It was the whole fleet actually....we were kinda hoping you could help.

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