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It Just Isn't His Day...
Everyone is safely home, tucked in and patiently waiting for the perfect storm to rage and ravage the Big Apple. Everyone - including the algos in just over 1 hour. Everyone.... except for Friday's "ramp the market in the last hour or else" workhorse - NYFed analyst/trader Kevin Henry...
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Why is David Ortiz (big papi) on that list?
Can't you read?... He's been traded to the White Sox [along with Youklis]... He's the "player to be named later"...
The White Sox could have pulled it off......had it not been for Bush.
Bush="what the fuck is WRONG with you??"
please do not defend him.
Is Kevin on bilge pump duty today?
He's young and knows how to swim. At least that's what his records say.
We should collect some money together and send him a hooker and beer.
I thought Kevin would be there. Posted this yesterday.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-28/all-us-equity-markets-closed-mo...
To bad my predictive powers aren't as good when it comes to ES or EUR/USD. :-)
We're all counting on you Kevin Henry... You're our only hope...
This Kevin guy is smarter than you think. He turned down an offer to be safely tucked in at Barney Frank's place....
He is my wittle bitch
Well....he was going to jump the shark today...but it was called on account of rain.
Maybe tomorrow......check back then.
When his keepers realize they've left him at his desk unattended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgbUBoxa48
Poor Kevin! Once you've made it onto Tyler's sh!t list, there's no turning back!
Just some young whippersnapper trying to do a good job I'm sure,
Kevin...the pressure is on. Your THE guy who needs to keep the "free" market functioning. Just remember the following:
1. Buy all the shit from GS, JPM, BAC and all the other banks at really high prices.
2. Sell gold for a low price to the same.
3. Keep the porn to a reasonable level.
4. Remember that we are watching.....
Sell naked shorts of gold? Just thinking...
Nah, didn't you hear the part about keeping the porn to a reasonable level today? No naked anything ...
Besides, any gold the FED sells is always covered by those IOUs stored in Fort Knox or whatever not too rehypotecated bars of other nation's gold in their vaults.
What is a reasonable level for porn?
If you start to notice chafing, you have exceeded the reasonable level.
pods
Another satisfied customer...
Kevin, remember this is a great buying opportunity for FAZ. That shit's going to the moon in short order. Your bosses will think you're a genius.
He was seen walking in this morning with some Chivas, a can of coke, and a Bob Seger CD. Wonder what he's up to.
The answer...
you're
Probably just came in to surf some porn while the power last.
I see the DC office is exclusively manned by women. The FED is an equal-opportunity extractor.
yeh, the monthly adjustments are a bitch
Well someone has to stay in to make sure everything goes up!
hope Kevin was a competetive swimmer at Rutgers...
I assumed he played lacrosse.
Pom pom squad.
Hey, girls that play lacrosse are hot!
Kevin make sure you wear your rubber arm bands son.
So one can safely assume that the Fed has moved into the "levitate world markets" mode
Yes.
It seems to be working that way for the EUR at this minute.
Germans get upset when they ring 33 Liberty on a normal workday to check on their gold ... and no one's home.
You mean the gold that has the label Property of Germany pasted over the label Property of UK pasted over the label Property of Jon Corzine pasted over the label...
It is posts like this that help me survive this industry by always keeping me laughing. Keep up the good work, my fellow soldiers of truth.
What a douche...
You can bet he sees himself as a hero. And, he and his wifee are wondering what his new post will be at Pimco. His pals have probably become rich front running his trades that he alerts them what his wmt bot secret phone in someone else's name.
I lost a small fortune shorting the maket. I actually believed that the us had fair and free markets. The ppt was a myth. The whole system is a fucking ruse. I am utterly discusted with these criminals. It took me a while to realize the fix was in 2008.
People are getting cery sick of this game.
I suspect the opposite. His managers are going to catch on to the fact that people are mentioning his name over and over here and might/might not have him explain what is going on.
He will not be able to of course and will most likely be either severed to mitigate reputational risk or just pulled from BB at the minimum.
I am halfway wondering if he is remoting in from home or BB Anywhere...
Bottom line: Being lit up on ZH will cave anyone's world unless you are JonC
The first clue was W enforcing the ban of naked short selling while allowing it during the market ramp during the stock market bubble.
Kevin, you had the talent to become a great trader and instead of that, you became a market manipulator for America's loan shark.
Kevin replies, "its a living"
It's a waste of life.
"It's a living."
This is like Nazi soldiers saying, "I was just following orders."
Well Kevin, I hope you received some good trinkets for selling your soul.
God's work must be done, come hell or high water.
Don't you mean Chuck Schumer's work?
Meanwhile in Russia: German gold lost in boating accident. ;-)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20121029/eu-russia-missing-ship/
Andrei, you've lost another ship?
It was the whole fleet actually....we were kinda hoping you could help.
Those morons trusted a ship filled with gold in Russian waters? Putin will be getting his cut, you can count on that.
Next time go through Chinese waters. /sarcasm.
What the hell is Brian Sack doing on the list ? I thought he wuz " retired " end of September. Guess not. He's now an advisor.
http://shiftfrequency.com/tag/new-york-federal-reserve-bank/
You can bet he's being paid by the taxpayer to keep his mouth shut. Let's see.......$165k/yr as a little side income probably works.
The FedEx guy will talk with him when he stops by around 10:30 in his rain gear and a bunch of packages under his arm that need signing for.
Signed for by: Kevin Henry
Signed for by: Keith Henry
Signed for by: Kevin Harvey
Signed for by: Kenny Hairy
Signed for by: Keven Henny
No rest for the wicked.
just another scumbag imo :YAWN:
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.
He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.
He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.
To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
A-list ego; D-list status. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag
Case in point: the typical Facebook aficionado.
You are all being too hard on Kevvy. Don't you know he is having wet dreams about being a Fed Prez and to that end, will not let rain, sleet, or snow keep him from his destiny...kissing any amount of ass even if it means being the only one in the office during a huricane!
Work ethic Bitchezz!!!
If the market doesn't go up today does he get the sack?
DavidC
Who's Bridget? And I bet that 'assistant' never gets a day off.. especially the next two days
" Orderly Markets" are the only way to go in the new normal. Henry just saw somthing he liked in the data this morning and goosed the futures. Booo Yaaaah
Kevin Henry: cocksucker and traitor.
I know dude's name is Kevin Henry, but I think John Henry fits nicely. You know, bad ass steel worker of yore.
Kevin is probably equipped with flippers and an aqualung, goggles with HUD Bloomberg feed, just to maintain continuity.
Following that analogy one step further and for your listening pleasure ... Big Bad John.
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What do algos play with when they are not trading ?
Lord Kevin Henry, we know, as you that balance comes only with one master Sith, and one lord. You are the one lord on call today. You have a great chance at soul cleansing. You can bring balance! I'll help you...
1. Go to the search in the computers and look for page titled " discount window".
2. Find "Eligible entities" page.
3. Erase "Preferred banking and Govt entities" option.
4. Replace with "Any person or business, currently taxed in the United States requesting not less than $500, and providing proper identification verification as such."
5. Have a cigar. You will have done what no US Political leader, or banking master understands the importance of, freed the economy.
Thank me later, say Wed, here at ZH...maybe a small contributing article? Maybe a simple explanation on forms required and how to request said funds?
moonstears(Jedi)
All those extra hours and the fucktard has been demoted.
He's now just a Analyst/Trader.
Whereas quite clearly on his LinkedIn profile he was a Senior Analyst/Trader
WHAT A TWAT!
I honestly feel sorry for this poor bastard. Raised inside the bubble, I am sure he feels he's doing important work, and I have no doubt he's trying to do the best job he can. He has no freakin' clue what's really going on, and now he's the fall guy, as the Bernank has left his cheese in the wind. In front of the whole world, no less. When he gets shitcanned he's going to have no idea about what really happened.
He probably just forgot to shut his terminal off on Friday.
Next thing you know, we'll be reading about the cleaning lady causing a 5000pt swing in the DOW.
he's probably home... ever heard of bloomberg anywhere? ;)
i mean he's like WAY too important to be wasted on a puny hurricane isn't he?
I think he was a 'Senior Analyst' on LinkedIn. But only 'Analyst' here.
I suggest he signs up to three more sites and he can make his way on through Manager, President of the NY Fed, and finally Chairman of the FOMC.
epic lol