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The S&P/TSX Index - it seems someone read our EOD post...?
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The climate change hockey stick ain't got nothin on this puppy.
Q: So what's the closing quote?
A: Whatever Comrade Stalin says it is....
Damn! Just shy of my call....
wait? canada made ZH? really must be a slow day.
Well, beat me with a Bastiat bat.. looks like destruction of biblical scale is good for business.
In the immortal words of The Great One:
"Go to where the market close quote is, not where it has been."
Viagra spike. Call a doctor if it stays up more than 4 hours
What???? Did Canada borrow "you know who" for the day?
Damn those Canadians. They are always up to no good.
Shhhh...again look at teh volume for the day. The market is a fraction of the size in capital, over stepping a trade is far to easy to notice with an HFT especially when front running a trade.
Canada, welcome to the manipulation of your equities and money markets. Our government allowed this. The outcome will not be good.
Is that an end of day ramp or is Kevin Henry just happy to see Ben (instead of Barney)?
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
George Orwell
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright
Thank you Tyler.
This is the first laugh I've had in 24 hours.
what the holy living fuck?!?!
Where does "someone" get the money to do this shit day after day? It is almost like they can just print it!
Cayman Medicaid trust fund XXVII
Audit the Fed and the Pentagon.
Brilliant...
Slow clap commencing in 3...2...1
You're assuming there is actual "buying" going on. It's all electronic........
It's all just 1's and 0's on a server now.
BINGO!!!
HFT bitchez!
Haha,
Funny! I've been unable to access my brokerage account TD since about the same time as that ridiculous surge.
Time to cash out for forever, and never to return again.
Why are people saying this? Now it's time to get out?
Thats like saying when the priest molested your brother you still had time but now that he's fondling you...
Get....The...Fuck...Out.......YESTERDAY
I cashed out 98% of my holdings the day after MFG, 1 yr ago.
Am tangible asset 99999.9 %, however, I had an extremely tiny tiny wee wee small holding residual. it's not (wasnt) even under water.
Still though, I'll be cashing out now everything. No more paper, electronic digit or anything I don't hold in my hands.
Hopefully you also have a substandard boat and a river close by
Cut the final string when I cashed out my 401 when I hit 59.5 and converted all to "commodities on hand". Will never go back to that casino, ever, till the end of time.
seems legit.
Exactly..., what's everybody so worked up about...? ;-)
Computers are programmed to never, ever, ever lie.
Ain't that right HAL6000?
HAL9000
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore,Good bye.
http://youtu.be/x56O4G8VsiA
Of course, it's C-A-N-A-D-U-H! It's where human nature doesn't work: corruption doesn't happen there, no siree!
And Egypt thought they were the land of DE-NILE.
Great post. But one thing is not yet clear to me: I was told that Egypt is the land of senile, and that Canada - or to be correct: Greater Canada as it is known to some to be the UK - was the land of denial?! Truly, the last status is actually appropriate to Europe - in all it's glory.
Canada just has really good PR.
Banks are as corrupt as any, as is the 'legal' system
Have a look at
www.paperednotes.com
www.g29rule.com
www.petition44.com
Bingo.
that looks fraudulent !!
How does this look?
Moody's May Downgrade Canadian Banks
http://my.news.yahoo.com/moodys-may-downgrade-canadian-banks-200915662.html
The 3:00-4:00 daily rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmp up continues unabated.
As Marge Simpson said of her blue hair, "Are you suggesting it's not natural?"
All I'm saying Marge is I need to be sure the carpet matches the curtains...
That's pretty cartoonish- I'm NOT going There!
This provides imagery from my childhood when shit got so fucked up we threw our hands up and yelled "DO OVER!". I didn't realize we could do this as adults.
That deserved a beverage warning!
I'm sorry, my posts are to be considered "Drink at your own risk..". Sorry, no do over's :D
Is this that cocksucker Kevin Henry again?
So the algos moved north to higher ground for a couple of days, eh?
And you thought that "worm holes" weren't for rats?
J'accuse!!!
That kind of silliness (only shorter sticks) happens almost everyday in last 30 sec of the day. Today it is amplified because the Algos had only one market open to play, so all of them piled on here.
You think SEC has no teeth, wait till you see how much power OSC has..light years behind SEC.
They are still dealing with BreX, possible locations of Elvis, Yeti futures and the likelyhood of Canonizing Stomping Tom.
It would be much easier if Ben would tell us what the end of the day print is going to be. It would lower my carbon foot print since I could make a determination on whether or not I should bother going into work.
are these "closing" ramps intended to fall inline with technicals? Like those such as, kevin Henry, have a particular number they have to hit. Over a long enough timeline, these numbers indicate a "bull" or "trend"? I just don't get the ramp to green theme. Besided nightly sheople news non-shocker value.
I'd sell them everything I have at that print..
Ah.... So that's where the henry fed guy was trading...see tyler, you were nervous in the am!
Clearly a dildo-in-the-bedsheets pattern is forming in the technicals.
+1
I am waiting to see the spin of the Canadian MSM. This should be good.
*popcorn*
BOC is run by a former Goldmanite.
Hockey stick eh?
Pre season warm ups.
And here I thought that finding a mouse in my beer was strange?
pods
Take Off EEhh! Your a Hoser eh!
Nuthing strange about our brew!!! Eh!
Pretty hard to miss huh? Oh, you typed mouse -- never mind then.
What season? Do not pass contract talks, go directly to golf.
PM season! Lotsa boating accidents on the North East coast.
Must be a:
"Data error"
"Rounding error"
"Interpretation error"
"Computational error"
"Cause if it's not, there's surely something very fishy going on here . . . . .
(or maybe all those pesky trading algorithms have finally "seen the light", developed machine-level self awareness, and as for how this will pan-out for us humans, the Terminator series might be a useful primer . . .)
I bet the next storm will cause a bank holiday of two weeks.
This ramp job brought to you by HP. We print, so you don't have to.
My last post made no sense. Are these ramp to closings intended to CREATE TECHNICALS? People like "kevin" hit certain numbers where over a long enough timeline the "bull" or "trend" is created?
or is this all for the evening news sheople show? It's green, alls good!
That's the well known tempest in a teapot chart formation...
Par for the course.
Some gold miners spiking? I'm puzzled.
Nothing to say?
How aboot 'EH???'
No shit..
That manipulated grind-down from 10:30 to 15:30 is pure BS!!!
It is a damn good thing the market was allowed to reassert itself at 3:57!
The government has determined that FRNs in bear broker accounts are financial terrorists and are subject to detention without due process.
zerohedge.. stop suggesting algo&fed actions!!!!!
My shares in Elsinore Brewery went full retard eh. I love it.
http://www.pivnica.net/ieNews/admin/RTE/my_documents/my_pictures/Elsinor...
Jim Cramer approves this chart
i am speechless, the volume went over tenfold in 3 minutes? wow, and the msm will ignore this of course, as will any authorities, although a giant tell for global market manipulated arbitrage
You know when you try to lift something and it's much easier tham expected because it's lighter? This is the computer equivalent.
Mother nature is pissed.
looks like the crane at One 57...oh wait..is that nothing to do with the storm..and the crane was trying to lift the national debt? or was it the gold bars of the billionaires paying zero city taxes?
Take off Hoser! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
Gotta kill that story about Hong Kong imposing tax on foreign properties. Hongcouver is in a bit of trouble, methinks.
This chart exemplifies why bulls are delusional, bears are disgusted and the entire system is hanging by a thread.
Let me be the first ....... OSC (Ontario Securities Commission for all you non CAD bitchez) - F YOU!!!!! Nothing to see in those last couple minutes. Be proud, we're as skanky as all other manipulated markets.
You mean...the same OSC that was chaired by the head of corp/investment banking of BNS? Ain't that a joke?
I'll print this chart, put it on the wall, look at it next time I get the urge to play that rigged manipulated joke otherwise known as the stock market.
Granted, if I bougt AAPL 4 yrs ago and rode the Fed ramp-up I'd be doing ok.
But gold did better :)
WTF?
jesus, can't you idiots plot a chart. other than when the algo's are in a crazy up phase or a certain area of a down phase the majority oif each week is an over lap. which is why you usually want to be selling a portion of your shorts into eqach weekly high, and buying lower. we hit new weekly lows friday and bounced a stupid degree off them, not sure if we hit them today (lower low). plus, if you trade you (I hope) have seen the bull shit the way the algo's have contained the drops so they happen real slow. it used to be shiorting was fun because you picked up money faster. it's gone the other way around, and the drops take longer now
huh? (.) (.) wiggle?
Mayor Ford reminded the people of Toronto today how to deal with traffic lights when they go out. Something aboot 4 way stops.
So I'm assuming it closed higher for the day.
Most Junkies do ya no
The New Normal...
The whole TSX moved higher on 4 stocks, this one of the 4 will be of particular interest to my American cousins, http://www.mdacorporation.com/corporate/index.cfm ATK tried to buy them back in 2008.
Anyway they build drones.