Meanwhile In Canada...

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Presented with no comment... because what is there to say really!!!

The S&P/TSX Index - it seems someone read our EOD post...?

 

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Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:37 | 2928866 adr
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The climate change hockey stick ain't got nothin on this puppy.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:40 | 2928883 idea_hamster
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Q: So what's the closing quote?

A: Whatever Comrade Stalin says it is....

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:49 | 2928918 fonestar
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Damn!  Just shy of my call....

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:59 | 2928955 Mark Carney
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wait? canada made ZH? really must be a slow day.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:03 | 2928978 Manthong
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Well, beat me with a Bastiat bat.. looks like destruction of biblical scale is good for business.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:16 | 2929022 bania
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In the immortal words of The Great One:

"Go to where the market close quote is, not where it has been."

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:35 | 2929080 max2205
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Viagra spike. Call a doctor if it stays up more than 4 hours

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:39 | 2929092 CClarity
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What????  Did Canada borrow "you know who" for the day?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:16 | 2929188 Thomas
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Damn those Canadians. They are always up to no good.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:31 | 2929239 CPL
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Shhhh...again look at teh volume for the day.  The market is a fraction of the size in capital, over stepping a trade is far to easy to notice with an HFT especially when front running a trade.

 

Canada, welcome to the manipulation of your equities and money markets.  Our government allowed this.  The outcome will not be good.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:50 | 2928919 ghengis86
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Is that an end of day ramp or is Kevin Henry just happy to see Ben (instead of Barney)?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:54 | 2928931 macholatte
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
Douglas Adams 

 

Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
George Orwell

 

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright

 


Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:54 | 2928933 NewThor
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Thank you Tyler.

This is the first laugh I've had in 24 hours.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:41 | 2929274 LongSoupLine
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what the holy living fuck?!?!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:40 | 2928869 hedgeless_horseman
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Where does "someone" get the money to do this shit day after day?  It is almost like they can just print it!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:47 | 2928907 debtor of last ...
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Cayman Medicaid trust fund XXVII

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:05 | 2928989 Dalago
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Audit the Fed and the Pentagon.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:49 | 2928917 JPM Hater001
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Brilliant...

Slow clap commencing in 3...2...1

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:02 | 2928979 ATM
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You're assuming there is actual "buying" going on. It's all electronic........

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:26 | 2929219 Slacmo with a B
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BINGO!!!

 

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:37 | 2928871 DoChenRollingBearing
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HFT bitchez!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:38 | 2928874 Eternal Complainer
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Haha,

Funny! I've been unable to access my brokerage account TD since about the same time as that ridiculous surge.

Time to cash out for forever, and never to return again.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:51 | 2928921 JPM Hater001
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Why are people saying this?  Now it's time to get out?

Thats like saying when the priest molested your brother you still had time but now that he's fondling you...

Get....The...Fuck...Out.......YESTERDAY

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:23 | 2929044 Eternal Complainer
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I cashed out 98% of my holdings the day after MFG, 1 yr ago.
Am tangible asset 99999.9 %, however, I had an extremely tiny tiny wee wee small holding residual. it's not (wasnt) even under water.
Still though, I'll be cashing out now everything. No more paper, electronic digit or anything I don't hold in my hands.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:06 | 2929576 unrulian
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Hopefully you also have a substandard boat and a river close by

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:01 | 2928969 cossack55
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Cut the final string when I cashed out my 401 when I hit 59.5 and converted all to "commodities on hand". Will never go back to that casino, ever, till the end of time.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:39 | 2928876 jomama
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seems legit.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:54 | 2928932 gmrpeabody
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Exactly..., what's everybody so worked up about...? ;-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:56 | 2928938 NewThor
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Computers are programmed to never, ever, ever lie.

Ain't that right HAL6000?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:26 | 2929874 carguym14
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HAL9000

This conversation can serve no purpose anymore,Good bye.

http://youtu.be/x56O4G8VsiA

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:55 | 2928935 Seer
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Of course, it's C-A-N-A-D-U-H!  It's where human nature doesn't work: corruption doesn't happen there, no siree!

And Egypt thought they were the land of DE-NILE.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:09 | 2928999 Haager
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Great post. But one thing is not yet clear to me: I was told that Egypt is the land of senile, and that Canada - or to be correct: Greater Canada as it is known to some to be the UK - was the land of denial?! Truly, the last status is actually appropriate to Europe - in all it's glory.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:27 | 2929221 logicalman
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Canada just has really good PR.

Banks are as corrupt as any, as is the 'legal' system

Have a look at

www.paperednotes.com

www.g29rule.com

www.petition44.com

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:36 | 2929256 CPL
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Bingo.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:39 | 2928878 Seasmoke
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that looks fraudulent !!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:02 | 2928976 LMAOLORI
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How does this look?

Moody's May Downgrade Canadian Banks

 

http://my.news.yahoo.com/moodys-may-downgrade-canadian-banks-200915662.html

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:40 | 2928881 SillySalesmanQu...
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The 3:00-4:00 daily rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmp up continues unabated.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:41 | 2928884 kaiserhoff
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As Marge Simpson said of her blue hair, "Are you suggesting it's not natural?"

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:52 | 2928924 JPM Hater001
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All I'm saying Marge is I need to be sure the carpet matches the curtains...

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:56 | 2928940 Seer
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That's pretty cartoonish- I'm NOT going There!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:42 | 2928889 UGrev
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This provides imagery from my childhood when shit got so fucked up we threw our hands up and yelled "DO OVER!".  I didn't realize we could do this as adults. 

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:57 | 2928949 Seer
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That deserved a beverage warning!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:12 | 2929375 UGrev
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I'm sorry, my posts are to be considered "Drink at your own risk..". Sorry, no do over's :D

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:43 | 2928892 FuzzyDunlop21
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Is this that cocksucker Kevin Henry again?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:44 | 2928895 markar
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So the algos moved north to higher ground for a couple of days, eh?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:58 | 2928954 Seer
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And you thought that "worm holes" weren't for rats?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:45 | 2928896 lance_manion
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J'accuse!!!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:45 | 2928898 dukeland
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That kind of silliness (only shorter sticks) happens almost everyday in last 30 sec of the day. Today it is amplified because the Algos had only one market open to play, so all of them piled on here. 

You think SEC has no teeth, wait till you see how much power OSC has..light years behind SEC.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:39 | 2929269 CPL
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They are still dealing with BreX, possible locations of Elvis, Yeti futures and the likelyhood of Canonizing Stomping Tom.

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