Meanwhile In Canada...

Tyler Durden's picture

Presented with no comment... because what is there to say really!!!

The S&P/TSX Index - it seems someone read our EOD post...?


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adr's picture

The climate change hockey stick ain't got nothin on this puppy.

idea_hamster's picture

Q: So what's the closing quote?

A: Whatever Comrade Stalin says it is....

fonestar's picture

Damn!  Just shy of my call....

Mark Carney's picture

wait? canada made ZH? really must be a slow day.

Manthong's picture

Well, beat me with a Bastiat bat.. looks like destruction of biblical scale is good for business.

bania's picture

In the immortal words of The Great One:

"Go to where the market close quote is, not where it has been."

max2205's picture

Viagra spike. Call a doctor if it stays up more than 4 hours

CClarity's picture

What????  Did Canada borrow "you know who" for the day?

Thomas's picture

Damn those Canadians. They are always up to no good.

CPL's picture

Shhhh...again look at teh volume for the day.  The market is a fraction of the size in capital, over stepping a trade is far to easy to notice with an HFT especially when front running a trade.


Canada, welcome to the manipulation of your equities and money markets.  Our government allowed this.  The outcome will not be good.

ghengis86's picture

Is that an end of day ramp or is Kevin Henry just happy to see Ben (instead of Barney)?

macholatte's picture



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NewThor's picture

Thank you Tyler.

This is the first laugh I've had in 24 hours.

LongSoupLine's picture

what the holy living fuck?!?!

hedgeless_horseman's picture



Where does "someone" get the money to do this shit day after day?  It is almost like they can just print it!

Eternal Complainer's picture


Funny! I've been unable to access my brokerage account TD since about the same time as that ridiculous surge.

Time to cash out for forever, and never to return again.

JPM Hater001's picture

Why are people saying this?  Now it's time to get out?

Thats like saying when the priest molested your brother you still had time but now that he's fondling you...


Eternal Complainer's picture

I cashed out 98% of my holdings the day after MFG, 1 yr ago.
Am tangible asset 99999.9 %, however, I had an extremely tiny tiny wee wee small holding residual. it's not (wasnt) even under water.
Still though, I'll be cashing out now everything. No more paper, electronic digit or anything I don't hold in my hands.

unrulian's picture

Hopefully you also have a substandard boat and a river close by

cossack55's picture

Cut the final string when I cashed out my 401 when I hit 59.5 and converted all to "commodities on hand". Will never go back to that casino, ever, till the end of time.

gmrpeabody's picture

Exactly..., what's everybody so worked up about...? ;-)

NewThor's picture

Computers are programmed to never, ever, ever lie.

Ain't that right HAL6000?

carguym14's picture


This conversation can serve no purpose anymore,Good bye.

Seer's picture

Of course, it's C-A-N-A-D-U-H!  It's where human nature doesn't work: corruption doesn't happen there, no siree!

And Egypt thought they were the land of DE-NILE.

Haager's picture

Great post. But one thing is not yet clear to me: I was told that Egypt is the land of senile, and that Canada - or to be correct: Greater Canada as it is known to some to be the UK - was the land of denial?! Truly, the last status is actually appropriate to Europe - in all it's glory.

logicalman's picture

Canada just has really good PR.

Banks are as corrupt as any, as is the 'legal' system

Have a look at

Seasmoke's picture

that looks fraudulent !!

SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

The 3:00-4:00 daily rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmp up continues unabated.

kaiserhoff's picture

As Marge Simpson said of her blue hair, "Are you suggesting it's not natural?"

JPM Hater001's picture

All I'm saying Marge is I need to be sure the carpet matches the curtains...

Seer's picture

That's pretty cartoonish- I'm NOT going There!

UGrev's picture

This provides imagery from my childhood when shit got so fucked up we threw our hands up and yelled "DO OVER!".  I didn't realize we could do this as adults. 

Seer's picture

That deserved a beverage warning!

UGrev's picture

I'm sorry, my posts are to be considered "Drink at your own risk..". Sorry, no do over's :D

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

Is this that cocksucker Kevin Henry again?

markar's picture

So the algos moved north to higher ground for a couple of days, eh?

Seer's picture

And you thought that "worm holes" weren't for rats?

dukeland's picture

That kind of silliness (only shorter sticks) happens almost everyday in last 30 sec of the day. Today it is amplified because the Algos had only one market open to play, so all of them piled on here. 

You think SEC has no teeth, wait till you see how much power OSC has..light years behind SEC.

CPL's picture

They are still dealing with BreX, possible locations of Elvis, Yeti futures and the likelyhood of Canonizing Stomping Tom.