Obama Address To The Nation Over Hurricane Sandy - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Will the president preannounce the epic surge that Sandy will bring to Q4 GDP as America fails upward to achieve the Keynesian utopia through an infinity of broken windows - a hurricane that CNBC's Jim Cramer called a "GDP event", or merely an opportunity to take more shots... Find out below.

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lolmao500's picture

Gee Obama is not late for once?

francis_sawyer's picture

Lookin' 'Presidential' there Billy Ray!... [Capricorn]...

redpill's picture

Hurricane Sandy: finally an example of something that is going as badly as the Obama re-election campaign.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

"What do Hurricane Sandy and President Obama have in common?"

"They both enjoy blowing white men!"

RIMSHOT!

Surly Bear's picture

He's coming in. I feel safer already.
~Private Hicks, United Space Marines

knukles's picture

Is it just me or am I clearly sensing that for all of us who so adamantly claim to not like either guy, there sure is a lot of Obey raggin' cynicism jokes and butt ass end of ridicule poppin' up these here days?

Nah, it's not just me...

 

(that old saying about time for a change seems rather apropos hereabouts)

Ballin D's picture

Theres a place where crazy theories like keynsian economics work and voting for third party candidates doesnt waste your vote.  This place is not the United States. 

TruthInSunshine's picture

The Montauk Monster  is going to be eating well for weeks...maybe months.

Uncle Remus's picture

"That fahkin cockaroach..."

lolmao500's picture

Here's something we all saw coming...

Obama seals Benghazi tapes

http://www.ijreview.com/2012/10/20505-ap-3-senators-demand-potus-to-decl...

Most open administration evar!

And a reporter doing it's goddamn job...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-e71IDAUw

redpill's picture

>>> BREAKING:  OBAMA REMARKS TO EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE, "SANDY, YOU DIDN'T FLOOD THAT"

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

I swear, that joke never gets old.

Taffy Lewis's picture

Best humor on the Internet is right here on this thread - at the expense of our asswipe, pansy, chunk-of-shit President.

TuesdayBen's picture

Ben&Jerry's new flavor to mark Obama's pending exit from office, Chunk-o-Shit, a chocolate vanilla swirl sprinkled with fecklessness, dipped in shit, paid for by the guy in line behind you, and carrying more calories than FLOTUS would approve of.  The whole gang loves it:

http://www.google.com/search?q=obama+eating+ice+cream&hl=en&client=firef...

Muddy1's picture

Next up will be an emergency press conference where he'll tell us what he knew and when he knew it about the attack and murder of 4 Americans in Benghazi.  SARCASM

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Obama administration decision flowchart:

1) Did we fuck it up?

---> YES. GOTO 2

2) Can we lie about it?

---> YES. Tell lies, the bigger the better. GOTO 3

---> NO. Seal the records. GOTO 3

3) Smoke a butt and turn on ESPN.

redpill's picture

4) Do "a little blow" if any shred of remorseful feelings crop up

5) Total absorption.  Order pizza.  Pour out 2 oz of your Night Train to remember the Choom Gang. 

6) Nap

7) Go back to Step 1

TeamDepends's picture

Watch what you say or you will have Gloria Allred sniffing around your trashcans.

vast-dom's picture

KEYNESIAN WET DREAM : WE DOING IT BITCHEZ!

redpill's picture

>>> BREAKING: PAUL KRUGMAN SPOTTED ON ATOP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING NAKED AND MASTURBATING IN HURRICANE FORCE WINDS AND SCREAMING ABOUT ANIMAL SPIRITS

TruthInSunshine's picture

This is standard routine for Paul "Will You Invade Earth Already You Martian Bastards!!!" Krugman, Ph.D., Douchebag Emeritus

 

Krugman has been known to get stark naked and climb the lightning rod on top of the Times building during strong storms for no apparent reason, and to yell out "I'm On Top Of The World, John Maynard!!!"

FL_Conservative's picture

Glad to see he's all over this weather situation when he was too busy SLEEPING to make any decisions that would have saved the lives of our Benghazi consulate personnel.  Fucking asshole.

lolmao500's picture

I don't think you understand. He RECALLED 3 DEMANDS FOR BACKUP and HAS FIRED 2 GENERALS TRYING TO HELP THEIR PEOPLE ON THE GROUND AGAINST HIS ORDERS.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/26/cia-operators-were-denied-req...

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/petraeus-throws-obama-under-bus_6578...

General Ham :

http://times247.com/articles/is-a-general-losing-his-job-over-benghazi

Rear admiral Charles M. Gaouette :

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/27/navy-replaces-admiral-leading...

If you add it all up... embassy under fire... call for backup... Obama says stand down... a general and an admiral hear about it, say FUCK THE ORDERS, try to go help the guys in the embassy... get fired as a result... 4 Americans die.

NotApplicable's picture

Gee, it's kinda like when the admirals were all trying to get FDR to let them go back to their West Coast bases rather than hanging out at Pearl Harbor like stitting ducks.

Casus belli, bitchez!

Dulcinea's picture

Thanks for the links.  I wonder, what are the odds that Obama gets re-elected but impeached before his second term because of this? 

knukles's picture

Way the fuck too good and way the fuck not enough, in that specific order.

Chuck Walla's picture

Now, can we get sme answers on Libya? No, I didn't think so...

FORWARD SOVIET!

Cheesy Bastard's picture

Doin a heck of a job, Brownie.

Skateboarder's picture

If he fucks up on Sandy, game over - Rombama will be taking over. Not that it matters, except for firing Evil Ben, but it's not like we expect these fools to offer up sexy promises and keep them like honorable men lol.

VonManstein's picture

obama to the rescue !! his finest hour

LouisDega's picture

No question. A bg green arrow for you

mjcOH1's picture

"obama to the rescue !! his finest hour"

Prepare Choom Wagon One.

GolfHatesMe's picture

Everyone make sure your tires are inflated properly

redpill's picture

Yes, but all the RMB tied to them makes them sink

MsCreant's picture

Thanks for spiking that set. There were a number of ways to play it...

VonManstein's picture

LOL "we are taking this very seriously" no siht

"do exactly what we tell you"

Flakmeister's picture

Don;t you have to go off and deal with Popov's tanks south of Kharkov?

Flakmeister's picture

Hey, I am not the one using a long dead Nazi general's name for my handle....

BTW, I have read Lost Victories....

swissaustrian's picture

For once he's saying the truth:

"The election will take care of itself" => voting machines

DosZap's picture

For once he's saying the truth:

"The election will take care of itself" => voting machines

 

Along with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqMVxeZhflI&sns=em

grunk's picture

"I'm going out to Cape May, New Jersey, and command the storm go out to sea." 

Randall Cabot's picture

On the way to Cape May is the proper terminology, I believe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsfeEvZcTjM