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Obama Address To The Nation Over Hurricane Sandy - Live Webcast
Will the president preannounce the epic surge that Sandy will bring to Q4 GDP as America fails upward to achieve the Keynesian utopia through an infinity of broken windows - a hurricane that CNBC's Jim Cramer called a "GDP event", or merely an opportunity to take more shots... Find out below.
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Gee Obama is not late for once?
never saw that coming
Most absurd video of media's hurricane hype: Dramatic CNN Reporter Blown Away While People Calmly Stand By In BackgroundLookin' 'Presidential' there Billy Ray!... [Capricorn]...
Hurricane Sandy: finally an example of something that is going as badly as the Obama re-election campaign.
"What do Hurricane Sandy and President Obama have in common?"
"They both enjoy blowing white men!"
RIMSHOT!
He's coming in. I feel safer already.
~Private Hicks, United Space Marines
Is it just me or am I clearly sensing that for all of us who so adamantly claim to not like either guy, there sure is a lot of Obey raggin' cynicism jokes and butt ass end of ridicule poppin' up these here days?
Nah, it's not just me...
(that old saying about time for a change seems rather apropos hereabouts)
Theres a place where crazy theories like keynsian economics work and voting for third party candidates doesnt waste your vote. This place is not the United States.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeA_kHHLow
The Montauk Monster is going to be eating well for weeks...maybe months.
Paul Krugman just got a boner.
"That fahkin cockaroach..."
Here's something we all saw coming...
Obama seals Benghazi tapes
http://www.ijreview.com/2012/10/20505-ap-3-senators-demand-potus-to-decl...
Most open administration evar!
And a reporter doing it's goddamn job...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-e71IDAUw
>>> BREAKING: OBAMA REMARKS TO EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE, "SANDY, YOU DIDN'T FLOOD THAT"
I swear, that joke never gets old.
Best humor on the Internet is right here on this thread - at the expense of our asswipe, pansy, chunk-of-shit President.
Ben&Jerry's new flavor to mark Obama's pending exit from office, Chunk-o-Shit, a chocolate vanilla swirl sprinkled with fecklessness, dipped in shit, paid for by the guy in line behind you, and carrying more calories than FLOTUS would approve of. The whole gang loves it:
http://www.google.com/search?q=obama+eating+ice+cream&hl=en&client=firef...
Next up will be an emergency press conference where he'll tell us what he knew and when he knew it about the attack and murder of 4 Americans in Benghazi. SARCASM
Obama administration decision flowchart:
1) Did we fuck it up?
---> YES. GOTO 2
2) Can we lie about it?
---> YES. Tell lies, the bigger the better. GOTO 3
---> NO. Seal the records. GOTO 3
3) Smoke a butt and turn on ESPN.
4) Do "a little blow" if any shred of remorseful feelings crop up
5) Total absorption. Order pizza. Pour out 2 oz of your Night Train to remember the Choom Gang.
6) Nap
7) Go back to Step 1
Watch what you say or you will have Gloria Allred sniffing around your trashcans.
KEYNESIAN WET DREAM : WE DOING IT BITCHEZ!
>>> BREAKING: PAUL KRUGMAN SPOTTED ON ATOP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING NAKED AND MASTURBATING IN HURRICANE FORCE WINDS AND SCREAMING ABOUT ANIMAL SPIRITS
This is standard routine for Paul "Will You Invade Earth Already You Martian Bastards!!!" Krugman, Ph.D., Douchebag Emeritus
Krugman has been known to get stark naked and climb the lightning rod on top of the Times building during strong storms for no apparent reason, and to yell out "I'm On Top Of The World, John Maynard!!!"
twitter = Krugman Stimulus
Glad to see he's all over this weather situation when he was too busy SLEEPING to make any decisions that would have saved the lives of our Benghazi consulate personnel. Fucking asshole.
I don't think you understand. He RECALLED 3 DEMANDS FOR BACKUP and HAS FIRED 2 GENERALS TRYING TO HELP THEIR PEOPLE ON THE GROUND AGAINST HIS ORDERS.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/26/cia-operators-were-denied-req...
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/petraeus-throws-obama-under-bus_6578...
General Ham :
http://times247.com/articles/is-a-general-losing-his-job-over-benghazi
Rear admiral Charles M. Gaouette :
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/27/navy-replaces-admiral-leading...
If you add it all up... embassy under fire... call for backup... Obama says stand down... a general and an admiral hear about it, say FUCK THE ORDERS, try to go help the guys in the embassy... get fired as a result... 4 Americans die.
Gee, it's kinda like when the admirals were all trying to get FDR to let them go back to their West Coast bases rather than hanging out at Pearl Harbor like stitting ducks.
Casus belli, bitchez!
Thanks for the links. I wonder, what are the odds that Obama gets re-elected but impeached before his second term because of this?
Way the fuck too good and way the fuck not enough, in that specific order.
Now, can we get sme answers on Libya? No, I didn't think so...
Doin a heck of a job, Brownie.
If he fucks up on Sandy, game over - Rombama will be taking over. Not that it matters, except for firing Evil Ben, but it's not like we expect these fools to offer up sexy promises and keep them like honorable men lol.
There's no possible way.
obama to the rescue !! his finest hour
No question. A bg green arrow for you
"obama to the rescue !! his finest hour"
Prepare Choom Wagon One.
Everyone make sure your tires are inflated properly
Do dollars float?
Yes, but all the RMB tied to them makes them sink
Thanks for spiking that set. There were a number of ways to play it...
LOL "we are taking this very seriously" no siht
"do exactly what we tell you"
Don;t you have to go off and deal with Popov's tanks south of Kharkov?
stop living in the past
Hey, I am not the one using a long dead Nazi general's name for my handle....
BTW, I have read Lost Victories....
For once he's saying the truth:
"The election will take care of itself" => voting machines
For once he's saying the truth:
"The election will take care of itself" => voting machines
Along with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqMVxeZhflI&sns=em
"I'm going out to Cape May, New Jersey, and command the storm go out to sea."
On the way to Cape May is the proper terminology, I believe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsfeEvZcTjM
The big guy made a good delivery. He should be a weatherman.
Teleprompters, I think you got something there.
'He should be a weatherman.' Why? Because he's wrong more than half the time and still gets a paycheck?
Doesn't he belong to the Weather Underground?
His friends did! Only a couple dead by them so its all good. He's busy gettin' them killed in Africa thses days.
the election will take care of itself
no shit sherlock the electonic voting has it all under control
Did he say anything about not worrying about rules getting in the way of getting things done again?
Just what we need, a government not abiding by the rules set up for it.
You know, for our benefit.
pods
"We're going to make sure that this storm is distributed evenly; everyone will get their fair share."
I can has Hurricane! I can dos betters than Bush. I can has election.
BlowHorn: Home Depot is a buy now.
Darn it all to heck.. I missed it! I'm not used to him being on time.
No tee time today. Just some hoops in the gym.
Private gym With his hand picked pick up teams.
14 hz.....
at least nobody got fukked by wall street today.
Obama is going to use this storm as an excuse to push out the employment report until after the election.
Mark my words muppets, my muther fucken words.
already done
http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2012/10/29/labor-department-may-delay-job...
Big surprise: America is ruled by a representative of the people whose policies are transparent for all to see and his actions, completely moral, have only one objective – to further the interests of the people of the United States.
That was George Washington – the father of our country.
The current occupant of the White House, of course, is not in charge. That would be the owners of the NY Federal Reserve Bank. They’ll decide when the president speaks, if the labor report will be released, if the Benghazi tapes are sealed, or if Americans need to be assassinated to further their control.
“’We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time,’ said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department.”
Obama: "Don't question the directions being given". Actual words. Watch it again.
I wish I could. But the video is gone. Who's got the replay?
Forward......MARCH!!!
left, left, left, riiiiiiiiiight, left....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wew3NR9NLk8
Around the 1:30 mark. He said instructions, not directions - an error on my part.
Thanks dude.
On the bright side: Construction boom in NE for the winter.
I wonder why no one is commenting on the incredibly LOW pressure readings off of Sandy.
For a Category 1 hurricane, Sandy has Category 3 or 4 barometric pressure readings.
Lowest so far for Hurricane Sandy : 944mbar pressure. (Cat 1 is normally 980-994 mbar)
Now below 940mbar (http://www.weather.com/news/weather-hurricanes/sandy-top-five-20121028)
My truck is warming up as we speak. Wanting to be on the ground in The Hamptons soon. I take payment in cash or pms.
now the media would never ever hype something even if it benefited the Pres, right? They're going to drag this farce out till the weekendwith a series of TV specials
pre-sandy special
Obama tours the devastation special
post-sandy special
the aftermath of sandy special
the next sandy special
how Bush caused sandy
how Obama saved us from sandy
how Romney exploited sandy
I might just tune in for a sandy bush special...
Just had a flashback to when I nailed that waitress on the beach near Crystal Crescent NS.....
That would be the sandy crack special.
some of us nailed plywood, you nailed a mattress ..
I'm sorry, was that directed at me and supposed to be funny?
Even before this storm, firms were looking at cut backs and lay offs. This event will very likely be a catalyst to what was already happening. These storms are not free rides, there is no broken window theory. Just to claim Home Depot benefits is absurd. This will be a knock on blow to an already weakening economy.
from Yahoo Finance BEFORE the Storm: North American companies have announced plans to eliminate 62,600 positions at home and abroad since Sept. 1, the biggest two-month drop since the start of 2010, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Firings total 158,100 so far this year, more than the 129,000 job cuts in the same period in 2011. The reductions coincide with a majority of U.S. companies missing analysts' third-quarter revenue estimates and a focus on jobs in the final weeks of the U.S. presidential campaign.
"Companies are saying, ‘Let's not build up inventories, let's be lean and mean until we know until we have a better idea of what 2013 is going to look like,'" said Janna Sampson, who helps manage more than $3 billion for Oakbrook Investments in Lisle, Illinois. "There is a fear now as companies see that the economic recovery is not picking up."
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This is classic population control and economic shock testing by the government.
Utilize this "disaster" to condition the populace to respond on command to authority.
That we are dealing with a weather event is mostly irrelevent as it is the psychological response to government lead direcvtives that really matters.
We are having a bank holiday, it is larger and more expansive than first thought, the experts do not want you to panic, do not try and go to a bank and get your money out, DO NOT QUESTION WHAT YOU ARE BEING TOLD.
And as far as I can tell, the sheep are eating this shit up.
And remember muppets, never let a crisis go to waste, and you can fucking bank on that.
They evacuated 100K in Hawaii sat night for another non event (tusnami). The warning was cancelled here in the NW very early. In fact, we didnt even feel the earthquake.
From what my friends tell me in Maui, it was a joke over there. Lahaina was shut down completely. A bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.
James Cramer: lying, punk-ass, bitch, thief, child molesting, puppy killer, and all around no good motherfucker.
I thought Obama was going to calm the seas and heal the earth as one of his promises in 2008?
No, all he promised to do was lower the sea level when global warming kicked in.
Was that Keynesian utopia or Kenyan myopia? Can anyone believe this craven douchebag is even in the running? Mitt was wrong... the sheep, welfare crooks, food stampers, illegals, muslims and blacks are MORE than 47%. Oh... I wish I was in the land of Dixie...
Other than it being 30º F. with 1" of snow and winds out of the NNE gusting to 35 mph, my corner of Dixie is fine. Hard to flood when you live less than 1/4 mile from the Eastern Continental Divide.
I wonder if any of the CNBS d-bags will even bring up Bastiat & The Broken Window fallacy other than Jim Rogers.
If a Cat One hurricane can goose the economy, just think what a world war would do.
from today on, everything will be Sandys fault, including Obama losing
Obama's just adding more hot air to the storm.
If more money printing solves our debt crisis, then why wouldn't more wind solve the hurricane problem? If only all New Yorkers would turn on fans. Imagine 8 million + fans blowing in the face of Sandy. Can you say capitulation? LOL
This man is a disaster. First he's too cowardly to run against Ron Paul, then to have an unscripted debate with Romney, who is a worse speaker than himself; then he and smack Hillary try to pretend the embassy isn't under attack obviously because an incident at this time would be inconvenient for his election campaign, only to clown up even the cover up. But he can 'warn the nation' about the weather, something he definitely can't do anything about. What a zombie.
Hare kari, Barry.
Thats fine... just so long as the elections will ALSO be delayed likewise.