Quick: Per Se Still Has A 6:00 PM Reservation Opening Tonight

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Update: 15 seconds later, all open Per Se reservations had been taken. Better luck after the next hurricane.

New York is back, baby. Best way to check? Restaurant reservations. And the best cross referencing place for that these days is OpenTable. A cursory check shows that of the 616 restaurants indicating availability for tonight, many already have the much desired 7:00 pm slot already booked up. Among these are such bastions of haute gourmet as Asiate, Rouge, Cipriani Caravaggio, Ouest, Felidia, Triomphe, and of course Dorsia Per Se. Which means only thing: New York has picked itself up, brushed off the rain drops from its $10,000 fitted Zegna suits, and is back to eating. The good news: Per Se still has a 6 PM opening (although probably not for long after this post).

Source: Open Table

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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:35 | 2932168 Ahmeexnal
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Has the "Limelight" opened it's doors again?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | 2932178 ACP
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Eight o'clock at Dorsia? How'd he swing that?

I think he's lying.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | 2932215 Ruffcut
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"hey you minions, get back to work, clean this shit up and take a pay cut. Thanks for lighting up my cigar, slave."

Tonight's Special: Drowned Rat Flombay.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:06 | 2932279 redpill
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Nah, rats can swim.  Chef's special is Homeless Hamburger with Night Train sauce.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:39 | 2932977 TwoShortPlanks
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Natural destructive events such as Storms, Earthquakes, etc should not be classified as disaster events, they are, according to many, a boost to the local economy, and therefore an asset, not a liability. They boost the local Funeral business, building business, plumbing, retail, you name it! They even entice people to go out an spend after being spared, or have a family BBQ.

Natural destructive events even bring people together.

Perhaps in the future we should be saying something like; Look, there's another hurricane asset forming over Florida, or a cyclone asset forming over Queensland, a Tsunami asset off Japan, or a Mud Slide & Flood Asset in China. All of which leave prosperity and happiness in their wake.

Mother Nature, kicking FED Quantitative-ZIRP arse in the race to save the global economy.

PS. and she does it without erroding your purchasing power too; try and beat that one Shlameel Bernanke!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:01 | 2933426 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Night tranny sauce....

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:17 | 2932329 Robot Traders Mom
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Not gonna lie, I'm very disappointed more ZH'ers didn't get the Patrick Bateman-Evelyn Williams reference.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:20 | 2932614 Contingent Claim
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Sea urchins a viche!


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:21 | 2932617 ACP
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Is that Ivana Trump over there? Jeez, Patrick, I mean Marcus, what are you thinking? Why would Ivana be at Texarkana?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | 2932297 williambanzai7
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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:41 | 2932445 Deo vindice
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No confidence in their hedges. Especially if it's tommorow and not for  'tomorrow'.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:04 | 2933433 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Your genius makes me hate myself for not being able to perceive your level of genius. I try, but you always make me feel like the boy with the dunce cap. 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:24 | 2932356 slaughterer
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Prefer Keller's French Laundry over his Per Se, but it sure beats eating rat ass.  

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:35 | 2932169 IndicaTive
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Fuck you Wall Street.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:59 | 2932258 DeadFred
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Maybe it's not wall street. Maybe it's people from Queens who can't cook because the power's off. /S

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:36 | 2932171 lolmao500
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Yeah but can they drink soda in 17``ounces cups?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:39 | 2932183 Skateboarder
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Sir ima need to see your license and registration.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:00 | 2932259 redpill
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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:37 | 2932172 Dr. Engali
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Ratatouille is the main course tonight.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:47 | 2932217 buzzsaw99
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Nutria, the other, other white meat.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:02 | 2932266 redpill
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Our choices for water this evening are Evian, Fiji, or flood.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:30 | 2932365 hedgeless_horseman
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We always have space available at our table for guests, and we still have some of last night's roast beef left over for lunch, if you hurry.  I am thinking french dip, with a little of Mrs. Horseman's homemade chedder melted on top on her freshy ground whole wheat bread.


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:31 | 2932387 Wakanda
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Not to turn down a generous invitation, but is that beef over done?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:39 | 2932396 hedgeless_horseman
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No, it is slow roasted for about three hours.  

Tender as can be.  You should try it sometime.

It is hard to get the right color temperature on a camera phone with stained glass kitchen lights.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:08 | 2932564 Manthong
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I don't see the Horseman's Horseradish.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:37 | 2932681 JPM Hater001
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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 17:03 | 2932759 tip e. canoe
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nice one hh.  we slow-cooked a rabbit stew with homegrown veggies & herbs last night.  added some couscous today and let it simmer all afternoon for a leftover special tonight.

it'd be fun to do a hedgerow cooking show.


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:24 | 2933187 A Nanny Moose
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Can I get that with a side of Possum?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:45 | 2933222 Jam Akin
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And a mess of squirrel brains...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:28 | 2932968 sandiegoman
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is that what you call slow roasted? Looks more like beef jerky to me..

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:23 | 2933184 A Nanny Moose
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I'll supply the beverages.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | 2932177 gamera9
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Let them eat cake

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | 2932182 fuu
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It is so awesome these people advertise where they will be.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:39 | 2932184 LasVegasDave
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Yids gotta eat

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:48 | 2932222 buzzsaw99
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Day old soggy bagels. lulz

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | 2932274 redpill
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No those are matzo balls

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:47 | 2932468 Pure Evil
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And, this evenings entertainment will be the looting of surrounding stores.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:40 | 2932187 SheepDog-One
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Certainly cant be that bad if all the NYC $200/plates are booked for tonite. Ho-hum.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:43 | 2932195 Skateboarder
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$10/meal is standard. $20/meal is the max I'll go, and it better come with some goddamn beer. $200/plate is beyond my comprehension. Hell, if I had $200 to spare, I'd probably buy a new skateboard and shoes.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:50 | 2932228 Ruffcut
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I would rather buy a homeless guy some shoes and the wallstreet guy the skateboard, hoping he smashes his face into the pavement. THen my homeless friend pisses on his face. That would be the best thing to do with 200 bucks.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:58 | 2932253 Ahmeexnal
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200 bucks....buy 3 toz Ag and the rest is best spent on Lynchburg's finest.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:08 | 2933443 Tijuana Donkey Show
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A real man's painkiller. Gotta love it

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:59 | 2932256 Skateboarder
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In that case I'd rather give the skateboard to the homeless guy too. He can smash the trucks into the pig's face and then piss all over it before riding off into the night. Definitely do not buy anything ever for a wall street guy.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:33 | 2932978 The Gooch
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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | 2932196 Wakanda
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Yeee haaaaa!  We are back and we are bbbbbbaaaaaaadddddd!

A quick dip in the Atlantic Ocean with Sandy and NYC is (almost) ready to rumble.

The big App never sleeps.

Don't forget to tip generously.  : )

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:44 | 2932202 LouisDega
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Do they make pancakes? I like pancakes

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | 2932301 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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They're called "latkes".

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