Quick: Per Se Still Has A 6:00 PM Reservation Opening Tonight

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Update: 15 seconds later, all open Per Se reservations had been taken. Better luck after the next hurricane.

New York is back, baby. Best way to check? Restaurant reservations. And the best cross referencing place for that these days is OpenTable. A cursory check shows that of the 616 restaurants indicating availability for tonight, many already have the much desired 7:00 pm slot already booked up. Among these are such bastions of haute gourmet as Asiate, Rouge, Cipriani Caravaggio, Ouest, Felidia, Triomphe, and of course Dorsia Per Se. Which means only thing: New York has picked itself up, brushed off the rain drops from its $10,000 fitted Zegna suits, and is back to eating. The good news: Per Se still has a 6 PM opening (although probably not for long after this post).

Source: Open Table

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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | 2932205 oddjob
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Enjoy the cream of mushroom soup.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:12 | 2932304 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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And the Watney's Red Barrel!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:32 | 2933199 A Nanny Moose
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Finally sir...a wayfare theen mint...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | 2932207 disabledvet
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"that'll be a one hundred and twenty five taxi sur..." "YOU SON OF BITCH!" pregnant pause. "do you want a ride or don't you?" ..., ...., ....(money changes hands)..., ...., .... same taxi driver "you know I'm available later if you want to....you know...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | 2932209 Piranhanoia
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We have rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding or strawberry tart.  

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | 2932211 Miss anthrope
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you Tyler, are just TOO COOL................. 


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | 2932213 azzhatter
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I try to spend less on my meals so I have more for the hookers. Some sacrifice is required

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | 2932216 adr
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Emergency generators, sump pumps, and $200 meals for the 1% set. The rest that might not have power for a week, LET THEM EAT RATS!

A friendly message from your local Goldman Sachs employee.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:10 | 2933448 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Do hookers need power? What about the blow supply, what will Wall St. do? 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:47 | 2932218 azzhatter
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any of these have a nice belgian waffle?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | 2932226 Dr. Engali
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"Update: 15 seconds later, all open Per Se reservations had been taken. Better luck after the next hurricane."

Fuck even the restaurants have algos in New York.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:55 | 2932243 Skateboarder
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It actually happened on the microsecond scale. 15 seconds was the human delay in noticing and coming to grips with what happened.

One algo to rule them all,
One algo to find them,
One algo to bring them all,
And on Wall Street bind them.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:12 | 2932308 AetosAeros
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Shit, just realized I will never be able to print enough up votes for that little meme.


Thanks for the laugh.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:50 | 2932229 walküre
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Per Se is probably never taking reservations for that time slot.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:35 | 2932416 pods
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Yeah, I can see how they came up with the name:

"Well we are going to have this restaurant, but it is not going to be a restaurant per se, more of a culinary experience."



Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | 2932232 Lost Wages
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Let me know when Studio 54 reopens.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | 2932233 buzzsaw99
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Today's Special: Spittle Souffle

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:52 | 2932235 Believable-Hypocrite
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I got my res. in at The Road Kill Inn, they serve a great possum stew. Better hurry they fill up real quick.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:54 | 2932239 yogibear
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So are the monster year-end Wall Street bonuses. Same-old, same old. With Bernanke and the Fed ensuring Wall Street make nice year-end comps how can one in the industry loose? They can even steal from trading accounts and the SEC/CFTC look the other way.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:58 | 2932251 lolmao500
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All the meat has been replaced by rat meat.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:14 | 2932315 Zero Govt
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should be BBQ'ing politicians tonight if there was any justice ...plenty of fat on those suckers

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:02 | 2932269 BLOTTO
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Rat Salad


~Black Sabbath (instrumental)

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | 2932272 PLove
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The best hurricane money can buy.


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | 2932278 trentusa
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simultaneously as Obama is on tv saying the recovery is going to take "awhile" (otherwise known as "a long time' in regular-person speak), Tyler posts the article about NYC is up & running except for the one chic restaurant that still has an opening

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:10 | 2932292 insanelysane
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Recovery going to take awhile is Dem code for we need to let presidents serve 4 terms like FDR did.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:08 | 2932283 insanelysane
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$$ Mexican and Indian.  Heavy Manufacturing in Mexico and IT in India.  Left out $ for Chinese; Tech Manufacturing in China.  

The banksters are still levitating the $$$$$$$$$$$$$ for American.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:30 | 2932291 Zero Govt
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"New York is back, baby."

you mean the private sector is back open for biz despite the obvious total incompetence of the NY State to secure sea walls... meanwhile on that topic..

State power is patchy

State trains a shipwreck

State tubes go submarine (got aqualungs?) 

Nuclear plants lucky not to go Fukinshambles

and we all know NY banking is State propped-up bankrupts since 2008

Thank fuck everything isn't run by the State or you'd be eating BBQ'd rat on the streets tonight.

Here's to the private sector, muddling around the mess caused by the public sector down the ages

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | 2932300 Clowns on Acid
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Broken reservation theory at work.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:13 | 2932310 rsnoble
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NYC is a huge cockroach city, you just can't get rid of them.  Step on them and they just squirt out the sides and end up elsewhere. Most serious infestations require large, industrial strength bug bombs.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:14 | 2932316 JustObserving
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New York City with the help of the Fed levies a massive tax on the rest of the country.  It is through trillion dollar bailouts of the banksters by the Fed, it is ZIRP by the Fed (expense of savers), it is complete regulatory capture of the SEC ($9 million parting gift to Mary Schapiro before she became SEC chief) and Gary Gensler of the CFTC (More than 4 years to investigate silver manipulation), it is HFT which harms markets, it is insider trading (only those who work for Steve Cohen engage in insider trading, Steve is above that).

The Federal Reserve is the sovereign power in these United States with the ability to move trillions into the pockets of its friends (who are predomoninantly banksters in New York) without every having to worry about an audit.  Is at a surprise that a simple 1000 square foot apartment can cost $1 million and much more in New York?  - your money at work.

Now the rest of the country will be spending the tens of billions required to repair the damage inflicted by Sandy.  New York City will get richer and have a few more fancy restaurants. The banksters would not have it any other way.


Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:20 | 2932340 BGO
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1,000 sq. ft for $1M? Maybe in (an undesirable part of) Brooklyn. The One57 building with the dangling crane, they're charging $6,000 per sq ft. Do the math! 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:29 | 2932377 Joe Davola
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'dangling crane'


Is that some fancy move them city slickers use when they're gettin' busy?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2932424 BGO
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you thinking of a "rusty" crane? entirely possible, considering the demographics, and whatnot



Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:20 | 2932341 saints51
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Looked at that per se menu. Thats about the shittiest choices for food. Looks horrible. For that price i can make a mean ghetto cheeseburger and get my double chin and fat ass on.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:56 | 2932518 chet
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Somehow I find it heartening that the best NY restaurants come up with the same indistingishable, meaningless names as the restaurants in my podunk city.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:07 | 2932557 reader2010
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Are they gonna serve BBQ rat meat tonight?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:15 | 2932601 helping_friendl...
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 Lloyd Blankfein owns an  apartment at the dual limestone towers at 15 Central Park West.

I think I'll go over and ask him to lend me a few million to maske it through the weekend.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 17:20 | 2932811 markar
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Of course the fine dining establishments in NY are booked already. As Leona Helmsley once said, "taxes (and subways) are for the little people"

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 19:19 | 2933071 Marley
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How about Taco Bell on 3rd?

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