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Quick: Per Se Still Has A 6:00 PM Reservation Opening Tonight

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Update: 15 seconds later, all open Per Se reservations had been taken. Better luck after the next hurricane.

New York is back, baby. Best way to check? Restaurant reservations. And the best cross referencing place for that these days is OpenTable. A cursory check shows that of the 616 restaurants indicating availability for tonight, many already have the much desired 7:00 pm slot already booked up. Among these are such bastions of haute gourmet as Asiate, Rouge, Cipriani Caravaggio, Ouest, Felidia, Triomphe, and of course Dorsia Per Se. Which means only thing: New York has picked itself up, brushed off the rain drops from its $10,000 fitted Zegna suits, and is back to eating. The good news: Per Se still has a 6 PM opening (although probably not for long after this post).

Source: Open Table

 


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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Has the "Limelight" opened it's doors again?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment ACP
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Eight o'clock at Dorsia? How'd he swing that?

I think he's lying.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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"hey you minions, get back to work, clean this shit up and take a pay cut. Thanks for lighting up my cigar, slave."

Tonight's Special: Drowned Rat Flombay.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment redpill
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Nah, rats can swim.  Chef's special is Homeless Hamburger with Night Train sauce.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:39 | Link to Comment TwoShortPlanks
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Natural destructive events such as Storms, Earthquakes, etc should not be classified as disaster events, they are, according to many, a boost to the local economy, and therefore an asset, not a liability. They boost the local Funeral business, building business, plumbing, retail, you name it! They even entice people to go out an spend after being spared, or have a family BBQ.

Natural destructive events even bring people together.

Perhaps in the future we should be saying something like; Look, there's another hurricane asset forming over Florida, or a cyclone asset forming over Queensland, a Tsunami asset off Japan, or a Mud Slide & Flood Asset in China. All of which leave prosperity and happiness in their wake.

Mother Nature, kicking FED Quantitative-ZIRP arse in the race to save the global economy.

PS. and she does it without erroding your purchasing power too; try and beat that one Shlameel Bernanke!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Night tranny sauce....

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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Not gonna lie, I'm very disappointed more ZH'ers didn't get the Patrick Bateman-Evelyn Williams reference.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Contingent Claim
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Sea urchins a viche!

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:21 | Link to Comment ACP
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Is that Ivana Trump over there? Jeez, Patrick, I mean Marcus, what are you thinking? Why would Ivana be at Texarkana?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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CREDIT DEFAULT SCHNAPPS ADVERT

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Deo vindice
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No confidence in their hedges. Especially if it's tommorow and not for  'tomorrow'.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Banzai,

Your genius makes me hate myself for not being able to perceive your level of genius. I try, but you always make me feel like the boy with the dunce cap. 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Prefer Keller's French Laundry over his Per Se, but it sure beats eating rat ass.  

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:35 | Link to Comment IndicaTive
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Fuck you Wall Street.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Maybe it's not wall street. Maybe it's people from Queens who can't cook because the power's off. /S

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Yeah but can they drink soda in 17``ounces cups?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Sir ima need to see your license and registration.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment redpill
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terrorist

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Ratatouille is the main course tonight.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Nutria, the other, other white meat.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment redpill
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Our choices for water this evening are Evian, Fiji, or flood.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Manthong
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:30 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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We always have space available at our table for guests, and we still have some of last night's roast beef left over for lunch, if you hurry.  I am thinking french dip, with a little of Mrs. Horseman's homemade chedder melted on top on her freshy ground whole wheat bread.

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Not to turn down a generous invitation, but is that beef over done?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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No, it is slow roasted for about three hours.  

Tender as can be.  You should try it sometime.

It is hard to get the right color temperature on a camera phone with stained glass kitchen lights.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Manthong
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I don't see the Horseman's Horseradish.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:37 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Clever...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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nice one hh.  we slow-cooked a rabbit stew with homegrown veggies & herbs last night.  added some couscous today and let it simmer all afternoon for a leftover special tonight.

it'd be fun to do a hedgerow cooking show.

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Can I get that with a side of Possum?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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And a mess of squirrel brains...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment sandiegoman
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is that what you call slow roasted? Looks more like beef jerky to me..

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:23 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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I'll supply the beverages.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment gamera9
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Let them eat cake

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment fuu
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It is so awesome these people advertise where they will be.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:39 | Link to Comment LasVegasDave
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Yids gotta eat

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:48 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Day old soggy bagels. lulz

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment redpill
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No those are matzo balls

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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And, this evenings entertainment will be the looting of surrounding stores.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Certainly cant be that bad if all the NYC $200/plates are booked for tonite. Ho-hum.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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$10/meal is standard. $20/meal is the max I'll go, and it better come with some goddamn beer. $200/plate is beyond my comprehension. Hell, if I had $200 to spare, I'd probably buy a new skateboard and shoes.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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I would rather buy a homeless guy some shoes and the wallstreet guy the skateboard, hoping he smashes his face into the pavement. THen my homeless friend pisses on his face. That would be the best thing to do with 200 bucks.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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200 bucks....buy 3 toz Ag and the rest is best spent on Lynchburg's finest.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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A real man's painkiller. Gotta love it

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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In that case I'd rather give the skateboard to the homeless guy too. He can smash the trucks into the pig's face and then piss all over it before riding off into the night. Definitely do not buy anything ever for a wall street guy.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:33 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Independent.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Yeee haaaaa!  We are back and we are bbbbbbaaaaaaadddddd!

A quick dip in the Atlantic Ocean with Sandy and NYC is (almost) ready to rumble.

The big App never sleeps.

Don't forget to tip generously.  : )

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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Do they make pancakes? I like pancakes

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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They're called "latkes".

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment oddjob
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Enjoy the cream of mushroom soup.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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And the Watney's Red Barrel!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 20:32 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Finally sir...a wayfare theen mint...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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"that'll be a one hundred and twenty five taxi sur..." "YOU SON OF BITCH!" pregnant pause. "do you want a ride or don't you?" ..., ...., ....(money changes hands)..., ...., .... same taxi driver "you know I'm available later if you want to....you know...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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We have rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding or strawberry tart.  

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Miss anthrope
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you Tyler, are just TOO COOL................. 

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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I try to spend less on my meals so I have more for the hookers. Some sacrifice is required

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment adr
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Emergency generators, sump pumps, and $200 meals for the 1% set. The rest that might not have power for a week, LET THEM EAT RATS!

A friendly message from your local Goldman Sachs employee.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Do hookers need power? What about the blow supply, what will Wall St. do? 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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any of these have a nice belgian waffle?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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"Update: 15 seconds later, all open Per Se reservations had been taken. Better luck after the next hurricane."

Fuck even the restaurants have algos in New York.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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It actually happened on the microsecond scale. 15 seconds was the human delay in noticing and coming to grips with what happened.

One algo to rule them all,
One algo to find them,
One algo to bring them all,
And on Wall Street bind them.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment AetosAeros
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Shit, just realized I will never be able to print enough up votes for that little meme.

 

Thanks for the laugh.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment walküre
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Per Se is probably never taking reservations for that time slot.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment pods
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Yeah, I can see how they came up with the name:

"Well we are going to have this restaurant, but it is not going to be a restaurant per se, more of a culinary experience."

Bingo.

pods

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Let me know when Studio 54 reopens.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Today's Special: Spittle Souffle

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Believable-Hypocrite
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I got my res. in at The Road Kill Inn, they serve a great possum stew. Better hurry they fill up real quick.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment yogibear
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So are the monster year-end Wall Street bonuses. Same-old, same old. With Bernanke and the Fed ensuring Wall Street make nice year-end comps how can one in the industry loose? They can even steal from trading accounts and the SEC/CFTC look the other way.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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All the meat has been replaced by rat meat.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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should be BBQ'ing politicians tonight if there was any justice ...plenty of fat on those suckers

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment BLOTTO
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Rat Salad

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~Black Sabbath (instrumental)

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment PLove
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Sandy,

The best hurricane money can buy.

HAARP

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment trentusa
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simultaneously as Obama is on tv saying the recovery is going to take "awhile" (otherwise known as "a long time' in regular-person speak), Tyler posts the article about NYC is up & running except for the one chic restaurant that still has an opening

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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Recovery going to take awhile is Dem code for we need to let presidents serve 4 terms like FDR did.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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$$ Mexican and Indian.  Heavy Manufacturing in Mexico and IT in India.  Left out $ for Chinese; Tech Manufacturing in China.  

The banksters are still levitating the $$$$$$$$$$$$$ for American.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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"New York is back, baby."

you mean the private sector is back open for biz despite the obvious total incompetence of the NY State to secure sea walls... meanwhile on that topic..

State power is patchy

State trains a shipwreck

State tubes go submarine (got aqualungs?) 

Nuclear plants lucky not to go Fukinshambles

and we all know NY banking is State propped-up bankrupts since 2008

Thank fuck everything isn't run by the State or you'd be eating BBQ'd rat on the streets tonight.

Here's to the private sector, muddling around the mess caused by the public sector down the ages

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Broken reservation theory at work.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:13 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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NYC is a huge cockroach city, you just can't get rid of them.  Step on them and they just squirt out the sides and end up elsewhere. Most serious infestations require large, industrial strength bug bombs.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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New York City with the help of the Fed levies a massive tax on the rest of the country.  It is through trillion dollar bailouts of the banksters by the Fed, it is ZIRP by the Fed (expense of savers), it is complete regulatory capture of the SEC ($9 million parting gift to Mary Schapiro before she became SEC chief) and Gary Gensler of the CFTC (More than 4 years to investigate silver manipulation), it is HFT which harms markets, it is insider trading (only those who work for Steve Cohen engage in insider trading, Steve is above that).

The Federal Reserve is the sovereign power in these United States with the ability to move trillions into the pockets of its friends (who are predomoninantly banksters in New York) without every having to worry about an audit.  Is at a surprise that a simple 1000 square foot apartment can cost $1 million and much more in New York?  - your money at work.

Now the rest of the country will be spending the tens of billions required to repair the damage inflicted by Sandy.  New York City will get richer and have a few more fancy restaurants. The banksters would not have it any other way.

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment BGO
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1,000 sq. ft for $1M? Maybe in (an undesirable part of) Brooklyn. The One57 building with the dangling crane, they're charging $6,000 per sq ft. Do the math! 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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'dangling crane'

 

Is that some fancy move them city slickers use when they're gettin' busy?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment BGO
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you thinking of a "rusty" crane? entirely possible, considering the demographics, and whatnot

 

 

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment saints51
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Looked at that per se menu. Thats about the shittiest choices for food. Looks horrible. For that price i can make a mean ghetto cheeseburger and get my double chin and fat ass on.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment chet
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Somehow I find it heartening that the best NY restaurants come up with the same indistingishable, meaningless names as the restaurants in my podunk city.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment reader2010
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Are they gonna serve BBQ rat meat tonight?

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment helping_friendl...
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 Lloyd Blankfein owns an  apartment at the dual limestone towers at 15 Central Park West.

I think I'll go over and ask him to lend me a few million to maske it through the weekend.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment markar
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Of course the fine dining establishments in NY are booked already. As Leona Helmsley once said, "taxes (and subways) are for the little people"

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Marley
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How about Taco Bell on 3rd?

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