Ramp, Rejected

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The US equity market refuses to copycat its Canadian cousin...

"what goes up in a linear low-volume rampapalooza, comes down in a parabolic high volume dumpfest..."


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Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934322 lolmao500
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It needs to crash harder so Obama gets kicked out and the truth about Benghazi and Fast and Furious comes out.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:21 | 2934332 Bastiat
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+1 for the hope of truth, realistic or not.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934339 CPL
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.....and it's gone!


So when are the companies that were suppose to report on Monday and Tuesday report their earnings?


I haven't seen ANYTHING, zero nada, nothing, zlich, zip, squat, bubkis...just rain reports.  No quarterly reports.  I'm hoping this gets remedied, hedge fund managers better hope so to or their Muppets are going to another show.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:35 | 2934583 firstdivision
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nov 7th

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2934365 Orly
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I'll hope to that.


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934403 vast-dom
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OT: best pics of keynesian wet dream destruction:




Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:51 | 2934409 BurningFuld
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Mean while back in Ireland things are going from bad to much much worse:



Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:22 | 2934334 Dr. Engali
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He needs some alone time with our Navy Seals.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934342 GetZeeGold
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Better disarm them first.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:31 | 2934351 malikai
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I know a couple old seals. Go ahead - disarm them. Those fuckers are hard. They don't need weapons.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934438 FL_Conservative
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Guaranteed....against his skinny ass they wouldn't even need their hands.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:16 | 2934515 Bastiat
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You've got that right.  Some years ago in a rural village saw a retired spec ops guy in his 40s grab a loudmouth by the windpipe--shut him up real fast: pressure on the carotid arteries is disconcerting.  Still remember those eyes, both sets:  cold ones and wide open ones.  No permanent damage and not a word spoken, just a few moments of silent communication. 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:34 | 2934358 lolmao500
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They still can break his chicken neck.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:43 | 2934383 Manthong
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"He needs some alone time with our Navy Seals."

Before or after he turns them all queer?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:29 | 2934345 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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And in four years Romney gets the boot for Hill and the truth about Iran and whatever false flag he uses comes out.  Then four years after that Hill gets the boot and Jeb comes in....

On and on and on and on.....

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:37 | 2934369 lolmao500
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Well maybe as it gets worse and worse and scandals come out again and again, the sheeple that still votes will realize that voting for the two big parties is a waste of time??

The only way to win this war peacefully is by making sure the government is not seen as legitimate by the vast majority of Americans.... any other way, there will be lots of blood flowing in the streets.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:42 | 2934388 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Hope in one hand and have a NYFR banker load up your vault with gold and see which fills up first.

Oh wait, that doesn't work as an analogy does it....

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934404 lolmao500
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Well you know, the US military could go all Ataturk on the US government's ass and it would be fine by me.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 13:41 | 2935064 Lukacko
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The sheeple are never ever ever going to do shit.  They are so fat and docile like Hindu cows.  Nobody thinks for themselves, nobody has any principles or values.  American men are emasculated feminist pets.  Nobody is going to fight, there will be no blood in the streets.  One of Obamas accomplishments is gay rights.  The absurdity of it all is mind numbing.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934405 DeadFred
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Do you ever wonder if we all died a decade ago when the sun exploded and we've been existing in BizarroWorld hell ever since? Maybe it's just me.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:52 | 2934410 Spastica Rex
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You and Philip K. Dick.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:11 | 2934490 Oh regional Indian
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Living the illusion of illusion... rich... my sheep are eclectic.


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:07 | 2934686 Spastica Rex
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Have you ever read Ubik

I wouldn't say this to anybody but you, but I often have a profound sense that the world isn't exactly what it seems. In the West, this is typically viewed as a symptom of depersonalization disorder. 

But then I also don't believe that the stock market, or unemployment numbers, or GM sales figures reflect economic reality, and that's viewed as crazy, too.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:35 | 2935240 JuliaS
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Life's a bubble.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934437 SmallerGovNow2
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Great post, thanks for the links...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:38 | 2934374 Stock Tips Inve...
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Also I think the market needs to find a more solid floor. Elections and the same technical factors so indicate. This is a difficult situation pra initiate a short position and is soon to start a long position. Waiting is the way, but, eye, two options are possible.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:45 | 2934396 Panafrican Funk...
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So, the market could go either direction, ergo, sit on the sidelines?  I am fucking amazed by this analysis.  

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:01 | 2934447 DeadFred
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In truth this is one of those wobbling on the fence points that could move either way. Bonds seem to have chosen their path though.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:02 | 2934455 DeadFred
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And so the crash starts

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:26 | 2934549 disabledvet
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"bulls and bears make money. Pigs get Sandy." energy prices are falling/collapsing again. From whence the bid? The Fed is actually working against you but flattening the yield curve and standing in the way of "a natural purge" of worthless assets. So you get a natural diaster instead...six of one half dozen of the other. Obviously if your a bull and trading you want to buy on any significant dip between now and election day. the Government spigot is WIDE open. But if must be something that is CHEAP. I would argue distressed debt...I think the mutual fund is Oaktree that just started a fund dedicated to said activity.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934324 Jason T
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The RMB is now 6.2372 ... another high Vs the Ben confetti from Washington.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:50 | 2934406 helping_friendl...
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My RMB account at bank of China on Madison Ave. is very happy!

Do I have to pay Capital Gains on currency arbitrage?

I know interest, 0.1% is the only income reported in a 1099 but, is the 5% gain on arbitrage reported? 



Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934325 bania
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Take off, eh!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:21 | 2934331 Cursive
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BTFD is so yesterday.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:27 | 2934337 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, now it is eat the fucking rat shit.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2934363 youngman
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Actually some New Yorkers are going to have that opportunity....there are millions of dead rats in all those nooks and cranies...that will start to smell soon....and its going to stink...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 16:10 | 2935574 larz
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cmon kev!!!!!!wtf

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:22 | 2934333 Overfed
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It's still early, give it some time.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:25 | 2934335 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The Old King is dead!  Long live the King!

King Dollar!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934341 fuu
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Shake your RAH RAH

Shake your RAH RAH

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934340 TahoeBilly2012
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Romney and Nentayahu were behind the Libya attacks.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:38 | 2934373 Orly
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Ah, yes, the old Month-Early-October-Surprise trick.  Gets 'em every time.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:40 | 2934377 GetZeeGold
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Romney and Nentayahu were behind the Libya attacks.


We will transmit information to Vladimir.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:40 | 2934380 Dr. Engali
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Chris Matthews is that you?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:54 | 2934415 Monedas
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They'll have more flexibility after the election .... tell Vlad !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:30 | 2934346 HD
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I'll check back at 3:59 pm and see if the Amazing Kevin and his ramptastic powers of illusion make an appearance.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:39 | 2934376 Orly
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Ramptastic!  Loves it.  I guess this makes Kevin Henry Captain Ramptastic?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:30 | 2934349 Village Smithy
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The bottom is in at 1400, the fed has billions of your dollars at their disposal to support it there. The question is how high will it go? Back to September's highs or to infinity and beyond? IMHO.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:35 | 2934361 SheepDog-One
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Hey well go put all your own money on it then.

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