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Ramp, Rejected

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The US equity market refuses to copycat its Canadian cousin...

"what goes up in a linear low-volume rampapalooza, comes down in a parabolic high volume dumpfest..."


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Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934322 lolmao500
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It needs to crash harder so Obama gets kicked out and the truth about Benghazi and Fast and Furious comes out.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:21 | 2934332 Bastiat
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+1 for the hope of truth, realistic or not.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934339 CPL
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.....and it's gone!


So when are the companies that were suppose to report on Monday and Tuesday report their earnings?


I haven't seen ANYTHING, zero nada, nothing, zlich, zip, squat, bubkis...just rain reports.  No quarterly reports.  I'm hoping this gets remedied, hedge fund managers better hope so to or their Muppets are going to another show.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:35 | 2934583 firstdivision
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nov 7th

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2934365 Orly
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I'll hope to that.


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934403 vast-dom
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OT: best pics of keynesian wet dream destruction:


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:51 | 2934409 BurningFuld
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Mean while back in Ireland things are going from bad to much much worse:

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:22 | 2934334 Dr. Engali
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He needs some alone time with our Navy Seals.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934342 GetZeeGold
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Better disarm them first.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:31 | 2934351 malikai
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I know a couple old seals. Go ahead - disarm them. Those fuckers are hard. They don't need weapons.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934438 FL_Conservative
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Guaranteed....against his skinny ass they wouldn't even need their hands.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:16 | 2934515 Bastiat
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You've got that right.  Some years ago in a rural village saw a retired spec ops guy in his 40s grab a loudmouth by the windpipe--shut him up real fast: pressure on the carotid arteries is disconcerting.  Still remember those eyes, both sets:  cold ones and wide open ones.  No permanent damage and not a word spoken, just a few moments of silent communication. 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:34 | 2934358 lolmao500
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They still can break his chicken neck.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:43 | 2934383 Manthong
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"He needs some alone time with our Navy Seals."

Before or after he turns them all queer?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:29 | 2934345 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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And in four years Romney gets the boot for Hill and the truth about Iran and whatever false flag he uses comes out.  Then four years after that Hill gets the boot and Jeb comes in....

On and on and on and on.....

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:37 | 2934369 lolmao500
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Well maybe as it gets worse and worse and scandals come out again and again, the sheeple that still votes will realize that voting for the two big parties is a waste of time??

The only way to win this war peacefully is by making sure the government is not seen as legitimate by the vast majority of Americans.... any other way, there will be lots of blood flowing in the streets.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:42 | 2934388 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Hope in one hand and have a NYFR banker load up your vault with gold and see which fills up first.

Oh wait, that doesn't work as an analogy does it....

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934404 lolmao500
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Well you know, the US military could go all Ataturk on the US government's ass and it would be fine by me.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 13:41 | 2935064 Lukacko
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The sheeple are never ever ever going to do shit.  They are so fat and docile like Hindu cows.  Nobody thinks for themselves, nobody has any principles or values.  American men are emasculated feminist pets.  Nobody is going to fight, there will be no blood in the streets.  One of Obamas accomplishments is gay rights.  The absurdity of it all is mind numbing.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:49 | 2934405 DeadFred
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Do you ever wonder if we all died a decade ago when the sun exploded and we've been existing in BizarroWorld hell ever since? Maybe it's just me.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:52 | 2934410 Spastica Rex
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You and Philip K. Dick.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:11 | 2934490 Oh regional Indian
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Living the illusion of illusion... rich... my sheep are eclectic.


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:07 | 2934686 Spastica Rex
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Have you ever read Ubik

I wouldn't say this to anybody but you, but I often have a profound sense that the world isn't exactly what it seems. In the West, this is typically viewed as a symptom of depersonalization disorder. 

But then I also don't believe that the stock market, or unemployment numbers, or GM sales figures reflect economic reality, and that's viewed as crazy, too.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:35 | 2935240 JuliaS
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Life's a bubble.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934437 SmallerGovNow2
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Great post, thanks for the links...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:38 | 2934374 Stock Tips Inve...
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Also I think the market needs to find a more solid floor. Elections and the same technical factors so indicate. This is a difficult situation pra initiate a short position and is soon to start a long position. Waiting is the way, but, eye, two options are possible.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:45 | 2934396 Panafrican Funk...
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So, the market could go either direction, ergo, sit on the sidelines?  I am fucking amazed by this analysis.  

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:01 | 2934447 DeadFred
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In truth this is one of those wobbling on the fence points that could move either way. Bonds seem to have chosen their path though.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:02 | 2934455 DeadFred
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And so the crash starts

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:26 | 2934549 disabledvet
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"bulls and bears make money. Pigs get Sandy." energy prices are falling/collapsing again. From whence the bid? The Fed is actually working against you but flattening the yield curve and standing in the way of "a natural purge" of worthless assets. So you get a natural diaster instead...six of one half dozen of the other. Obviously if your a bull and trading you want to buy on any significant dip between now and election day. the Government spigot is WIDE open. But if must be something that is CHEAP. I would argue distressed debt...I think the mutual fund is Oaktree that just started a fund dedicated to said activity.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934324 Jason T
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The RMB is now 6.2372 ... another high Vs the Ben confetti from Washington.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:50 | 2934406 helping_friendl...
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My RMB account at bank of China on Madison Ave. is very happy!

Do I have to pay Capital Gains on currency arbitrage?

I know interest, 0.1% is the only income reported in a 1099 but, is the 5% gain on arbitrage reported? 



Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:19 | 2934325 bania
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Take off, eh!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:21 | 2934331 Cursive
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BTFD is so yesterday.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:27 | 2934337 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, now it is eat the fucking rat shit.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2934363 youngman
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Actually some New Yorkers are going to have that opportunity....there are millions of dead rats in all those nooks and cranies...that will start to smell soon....and its going to stink...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 16:10 | 2935574 larz
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cmon kev!!!!!!wtf

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:22 | 2934333 Overfed
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It's still early, give it some time.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:25 | 2934335 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The Old King is dead!  Long live the King!

King Dollar!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934341 fuu
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Shake your RAH RAH

Shake your RAH RAH

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:28 | 2934340 TahoeBilly2012
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Romney and Nentayahu were behind the Libya attacks.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:38 | 2934373 Orly
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Ah, yes, the old Month-Early-October-Surprise trick.  Gets 'em every time.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:40 | 2934377 GetZeeGold
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Romney and Nentayahu were behind the Libya attacks.


We will transmit information to Vladimir.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:40 | 2934380 Dr. Engali
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Chris Matthews is that you?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:54 | 2934415 Monedas
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They'll have more flexibility after the election .... tell Vlad !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:30 | 2934346 HD
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I'll check back at 3:59 pm and see if the Amazing Kevin and his ramptastic powers of illusion make an appearance.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:39 | 2934376 Orly
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Ramptastic!  Loves it.  I guess this makes Kevin Henry Captain Ramptastic?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:30 | 2934349 Village Smithy
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The bottom is in at 1400, the fed has billions of your dollars at their disposal to support it there. The question is how high will it go? Back to September's highs or to infinity and beyond? IMHO.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:35 | 2934361 SheepDog-One
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Hey well go put all your own money on it then.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:02 | 2934458 Village Smithy
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Hey, you should know me better than that.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36 | 2934364 GolfHatesMe
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Is Kevin out getting coffee?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:37 | 2934370 Monedas
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Did you see the cartoon ? :     Obama asks Seals for help = Osama killed !     Seals ask Obama for help in Benghazi = DENIED !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:40 | 2934378 Orly
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Errm, that wasn't a cartoon.  That was real life...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:44 | 2934393 Monedas
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He's got our back !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:46 | 2934398 fuu
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Except for that whole killing Osama thing.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:56 | 2934426 Orly
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What a freakin' joke that was, eh?  I can't believe anyone in her right mind would come anywhere close to believing that nonsense.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:18 | 2934520 Oh regional Indian
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I saw what you did there Orly. :-)

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:35 | 2934584 Monedas
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I'm starting to think Orly is a guy .... no cleavage between her arms nor her other charms ?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:45 | 2934636 Orly
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The world may never know...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:58 | 2934680 Monedas
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And I was starting to care for you .... and you made me eat fudge, too !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:01 | 2934687 Orly
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Who says I am?  Who says I'm not?  Maybe I'm an amalgamation of three people.  Maybe I don't really exist at all.

Perhaps I am a figment of my own imagination.  Or yours.

What difference could it possibly make?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:07 | 2934722 Monedas
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This budding romance is beyond my pay grade !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:09 | 2934732 Orly
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I will tell you this: I am who I say I am.  No lies.  Ever.

(An occasional embellishment, perhaps?  Hey, who doesn't...)

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:12 | 2935163 JimBowie1958
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Orly is just an account on this website.

Who really knows *what* is actually posting on it; could  be a well trained mule for all anyone knows.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:38 | 2934372 Dr. Engali
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The jobs data will be released on Friday.....Obama must have gotten hold of the ministry of truth and told them unemployment needs to be 7.5%

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934432 HD
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Moments before the jobs report is released right before the Presidential election....

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:39 | 2934375 FiatFapper
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Micro analysis of a 5min wave, that's grasping, even by ZH standards.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:00 | 2934443 Orly
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Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:41 | 2934381 lolmao500
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The latest insanity from Bibi :

Netanyahu: Israeli strike on Iran nuclear plants will only serve to calm Mideast

And Iranians will welcome the Israeli bombs as liberators...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:42 | 2934386 caimen garou
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according to fox b everything is fine and the markets are full steam ahead, the floor at the nyse is in full halloween mode! a bunch of zombies  walking around doing nothing but bullshiting and playing pocket pool!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:18 | 2934519 optimator
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The Bernak can put it in the market faster than it goes out! 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:42 | 2934390 Lost Wages
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It's not 3:00 yet!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:46 | 2934397 evolutionx
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The Russian Plane That Killed Poland's President In 2010 May Have Been Packed With Explosives


Polish investigators conducting the inquiry into the plane crash that killed President Lech Kaczynski and 95 others in 2010 have detected "chemical structures similar to those in high-energy materials such as, for example, explosive materials" in the wreckage. However these materials could have come from many sources, including pesticides, according to prosecutors.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:50 | 2934407 magpie
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Sikorski @ Gibraltar, bitchez

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:17 | 2934516 optimator
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Yup.  B-24 "Liberator" (can't make that up, that's what it was called) took off, controls locked and it went down!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:55 | 2934419 helping_friendl...
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The Russian like to kill all of the Polish leaders to keep a strangle hold on the country. They executed all of the Polish officers after Russia invaded Poland in 1939. 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:58 | 2934433 lolmao500
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Except if the explosives were INSIDE the plane, it points to someone inside the Polish government...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:09 | 2934492 helping_friendl...
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The Russians sent back Russian Officers dressed in Polish uniforms after WWII. They were put in charge of the Polish Gov't. Most didn't even speak Polish. Stalin didn't care. He killed them off without a second thought and sent back Russians dressed as Poles. So the Polish Gov't was actually installed by the Russians after the war. There really wasn't a Polish Gov't between 1939 and 1998. Then the plane crash took out the Poles bent on self determination. The Rus will never, again, allow the Khazars to rule in Poland.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:59 | 2934439 Orly
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It wasn't a bomb.  It was faulty "maintenance" that got them.  That and the two Russian assassins that chased them down in the woods and popped off a couple of caps.  Chilling video.  You should check it out.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:29 | 2934510 Monedas
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What's with the potato heads (Russkies) ?  They've killed more Poles than Hitler ? Tough on the Ukrainians too ?  Downright disagreeable blokes ?   Like the Turks against the Kurds and Armenians ?  Like the Islamists against my Joos ?  Like me against all the off beat races .... pardon my sarchasm is showing !           Daffynitions:    SOURCHASM  =  Cleavage, for old feminists !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:56 | 2934427 Oh regional Indian
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ZH headline writers deserve a Pulitzer.


Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:02 | 2934454 Grand Supercycle
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Previous SPX & EURUSD buy support now being dominated by sellers as daily charts break down further.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:02 | 2934457 helping_friendl...
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I thought we were ready to penetrate below 1400 after Friday close? Weather always fucking things up. Always on a weekend. If they don't have internet access and phone service in the NYSE; how are they trading?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:05 | 2934468 Schlomo Bergstein
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I've been rejected like that before. My self-esteem was very low volume indeed.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:10 | 2934493 dvsteenk
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how can "they" ramp it up without incurring losses when it reverses completely like it did now?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:32 | 2934569 VonManstein
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Canada heavy oil and gold and silver

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:45 | 2934637 Monedas
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Heavy intelligent immigration policy .... no brains, no money, no visa !

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:41 | 2934864 Haager
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Gold, b1tch3s!

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