Rochdale AAPLosion Update: It's All The "Rogue Trader's" Fault

Tyler Durden's picture

Bloomberg has an update on the most amusing story of the day, namely that Rochdale appears to have blown daytrading Apple. And guess what: taking a cue from SocGen, UBS, and JPM, it's all a "rogue trader's" fault. Of course, if the trade had gone the "other way", Rochdale would not be needing a bailout, and the rogue trader would be looking forward to a generous holiday bonus.

  • Rochdale bought more Apple shares than the brokerage’s management intended around the time of the technology company’s Oct. 25 earnings report, two people familiar told Bloomberg’s Hugh Son, Saijel Kishan and Zeke Faux.
  • Rochdale officials told employees a rogue trader amassed the position, one of the people said.

In other words, if you were an underperforming hedge fund who had no choice but to bet the farm on AAPL into earnings (and remember that 230 of your nearest friends had already done so, so there was no greater fool left), congratulations: you are now a rogue trader.

We wonder how many more such "rogue traders" who dabbled in AAPL, and blew up after levering to the hilt in hopes to make their year on AAPL soaring into year end, will emerge before the next week is over...

And just because it feels so good, here it is again, from October 25:

230 Hedge Funds Suddenly Cried Out In Terror And Were Suddenly Silenced

A week after the second most populous hedge fund hotel, Google, blew up, it is now time for good ole' Hotel Caaplefornia itself. The HF holders table below is presented without comment (as we have said all there is to say many times). Remember: orderly, cool, calm, collected single file procession through the tight exit: and nobody panic! 


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SloMoe's picture

In Russia, you bite apple. In America, apple bites you.

Mark Carney's picture

Loving the obvious silver manipulation today

Captain Benny's picture

What manipulation?  This is just a really rough day in the silver markets becase the miners just found a massive hoard of silver under the oil in the Gulf of Mexico and expect it to become mineable as soon as BP pops the cork on their big oil find.  The Macondo mine should be producing hoards of silver within days.


redpill's picture

Modern diversification [da??v??s?f??ke???n] - noun - financial term: 'the owning of Apple AND Google in the same account'

youngman's picture

The PM´s will be back in vogue next week as the EU continues to fall apart....and Japan devalues...I am buying more today...this is an eye off the ball trade...

Richard Chesler's picture

Bernanke is my hedge. - a roach bankster.

btw, Fuck you Bernanke.

Non Passaran's picture

I agree.
I bought 1oz yesterday, will buy more next week.

constantine's picture

Actually, that's true.  The second that I read the great jobs report, I rushed to my local bullion dealer and sold all of my silver.  I had to wait a few hours in line because there was such a rush of everybody frantically trying to sell their silver so that they could take their cash.  We all agreed that our next stop would be to buy as many shares of Linked In, NetFlix, and Zynga.  Buy low, sell high.  So happy the economy has turned around.

The Gooch's picture

BTFD if you have all the other bases covered. (At the coin shop, of course.)
If not, cover them NOW.
Fuck you Bloomberg!
I have some family on Staten that would LOVE to meet you and discuss the "marathon".

MsCreant's picture

Arrow up in support of your family. So sorry about that. 

The Gooch's picture

Thank you. (!)




ParkAveFlasher's picture

Generators in the tent, handing out water on the path.  Unreal.  Remember Long Beach, remember The Shore.

walküre's picture

NY needs that marathon now like a fucking hole in the head.

The city should have been allowed to recover. Shut down all non-essential business for the week and give people a minute to figure things out. Get the banks to cover all payments for the time being and ask FEMA collectively as banks.

Hey, it's not like the other money they received was earned the hard way. So why stop now? The Fed can just release all those "emergency" funds, can't they? What? The printers are out of ink? Sandy spoiled the paper party?

redpill's picture

Are you trying to say it's NOT a smart idea for Bloomberg to let his citizens starve so he can let a bunch of Africans fly in and run around the streets?  That would be right up there with making a Presidential endorsement based on climate change, or banning 16oz sodas.

The Gooch's picture

I hope his private jet crashes in a "global warming" incident. P.O.S. 

I'll hoist a 40 oz. to that.

ptoemmes's picture

It is my sincere hope that the people of New York City will come out in mass to the marathon....

...and take all the freaking refreshments at all the stations, confiscate the generators, and maybe just make a human wall acorss the race route bringing it to an immediate halt.

Occupy The Marathon (OTM) so to speak.  Watch out for Bologna and his pepper spray.

Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

It must be noted that not only do hedge funds lodge in the Hotel Applefornia: the "retail managers' " ( i.e., the quite living and breathing, human S&P 500 index clonemongers ) signatures are also to be found in the front desk register.

One glaring example: Fidelity Contrafund, managed by Will Danoff. Per the most recent holdings roster, dated 28 September, Apple comprised fully 9.6% of the fund's $58 billion in assets. Fidelity Applefund is not the only Fidelity equity and/or balanced offering to count Apple among its top one or two positions...indeed, "retail" has more exposure to this roach trap than their 401(k)s may have been seduced to believe.

Eireann go Brach's picture

This has to be the biggest mistake in America since Obama was elected president!

Sam Clemons's picture

In a few years, it will be so clear to everyone that "of course AAPL was a bubble" and that "basing 20% of an index on it wasn't a good idea."

seek's picture

In a few months, it will be so clear to everyone that "of course AAPL was a bubble" and that "basing 20% of an index on it wasn't a good idea."

Hmm, still doesn't read right.

In a few days, it will be so clear to everyone that "of course AAPL was a bubble" and that "basing 20% of an index on it wasn't a good idea."

That's closer...


NotApplicable's picture

How 'bout this?

The day after the election, it will be so clear to everyone that "of course AAPL was a bubble" and that "basing 20% of an index on it wasn't a good idea."

LongSoupLine's picture

Maybe the "rouge trader" read the muppet "buy, buy, buy" letter to clients by accident.

Larry Dallas's picture

I love this shit. "Rogue Trader". Sort of like in commercial real estate the deals that are distressed were managed by a "bad operator".

How does this Rogue Trader keep getting a job if he keeps screwing up all the time?

DCFusor's picture

Good info on Apple's bogus litigation at this site - it goes way back, but here's today's:

This is what's really going to kill them, so it bears watching the actual results in court, and understanding about things like who is likely to succeed on appeal, rather than looking at MSM spin on the topic.  If you're not too lazy to do your due dilligence.

Disclosure - short AAPL.

kato's picture

We need Steve Wynn to run the markets. He will collect from the losers and then let them die.

Dr. Engali's picture

Damn those pesky rogue traders still wreaking havoc four years later. One would think there would be systems in place to take care of that would think.

redpill's picture

A constable is a rogue in a world of thieves.

MsCreant's picture

Now there you go, thinking. That's the problem. You may quietly go back to the reality you subscribed to before the programming interuption. These glitches are simply detestable. Really. We are so sorry. Take this blue pill and enjoy a nice steak. Ignore those little cables trying to jack themselves back into your nervous system, it won't hurt after a bit. Ignore anything that tells you the story does not add up.


knukles's picture

Hi Ms C,
How goes it these days?

MsCreant's picture

I am doing pretty well actually. Busy. As much as I hang out here, I am actually trying to stop worrying and just get real and get on with it. I will be around off and on during the day, I will check the little chat thingie to see if you are there too.

knukles's picture

Love ya'     chat later....

Dr. Engali's picture

Yeah I know. I try to tell myself to stop trying to apply logic and reason, but I guess that is just the neanderthal in takes a while for me to learn.

knukles's picture

There are rather sophisticated systems in place, Doc.
For every gain the trader's told it's what he's supposed to be doing, booked into the house's account and the Grand Fromage cited for hos infinite vision, wisdom and management skills...., for every loss the trader's a rogue fuckup and it's booked directly against him, regulatory agencies investigate, the trader is arrested for civil crimes and sued by the firm for the losses...  maybe even forcing his wife and small children into lives of prostitution in the deepest reaches of the Congo for the pecuniary benefit of the firm's jilted shareholders.

Sophisticated, directly traceable, real time, highly specific allocation of P&L.  Exactly where the appropriately designated intelligence resides... and it ain't the boss gonna take the hit.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

knukles said:

There are rather sophisticated systems in place, Doc.

True enough, especially when it comes to undocumented commands.

Sophisticated, directly traceable, real time, highly specific allocation of P&L.  Exactly where the appropriately designated intelligence resides... and it ain't the boss gonna take the hit.

The boss will never take the hit, because he is one of the few that knows the undocumented CTRL+SHIFT+F command, also known as the Fabrice. This command's sole function is to generate a "legally" plausible scapegoat.

Cursive's picture

@Dr. Engali


Ha ha.  Per internal controls, any trading operation should have an independent risk management function a/k/a "the middle office" and this should be caught before the VaR suggests a P&L blow-out.  All trades are suppossed to be approved by front office management, too.  So, either Rochdale deserves this because their management was a willing participant or Rochdale deserves this because they were managerial idiots.

NotApplicable's picture

Now, take that logic, mix in an HFT algo-bot or two, then describe again how it can all work.

When the holding time can be measured in milliseconds, human controls are not an option.

So, they either program it into the bot (while missing all the best front-running opportunities), or ignore it altogether while trying to manage the aggregates.

Now, given their connected status to the ever-important financial regulatory world (read "bailout"), would you expect a single one of them to endanger their timing advantage with risk management?

No fuckin' way. We've gone full-BizzaroWorld.

Itch's picture

Just look to UBS for clues about the "systems". The system goes like this; if you make friends with your line manager, pretend you really like him to the point of sucking his dick every now and again, he will show you a way around not booking your losses until they turn into winners. This is a flawed system. You can’t design a system for human stupidity, the potential for stupidity is too powerful and infinite. You can control the controllable’s for a certain amount of time, but stupidity always comes through like the fucking champion it is.

StychoKiller's picture

Waddell & Reed let one of their employees get too close to a terminal...

slaughterer's picture

This could get uglier.

MsCreant's picture

I sure as hell fucking hope so.

disabledvet's picture

Might have to tune into Cramerica this evening. You know..."see how the wagers are working...

walküre's picture

In my dreams I have the banksters and roaches tied up against Wall 33 in a dark dark powerless Lower Manhattan night and slapping them with 36 trillion Dollars worth in wet wet wet useless stock certs from the DTCC vault.

The Gooch's picture

I had a similar dream but the certs and FRN's were soaked with feces and gasoline.

There was a random spark and... 

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Yeah, I shorted a lot more things this year than I meant to.  Someone send me my fucking check.

SDRII's picture

wait that means the firm is liquidating the Long which is bullish sigh

Dr. Engali's picture

I wonder if the morgue is pushing PMs down today and demanding gold from Roch to cover margin costs.

NotApplicable's picture

No question mark? That's like rhetorical squared!

The big unzip's picture

Quick rogues, bar the door!!  There is all kinds of bad shit about to get me now!

JustObserving's picture

Who is the rogue trader selling Gold and Silver today?

The CFTC will look for 4 years and find everything was just fine.

Your money and your regulators working for you.