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Three Days Ahead Of Election, Candidates Tied Reuters Finds; Bill Maher Jokes

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With only three days to the big unveiling, the candidates are essentially tied for the Presidential election. The Reuters/Ipsos daily tracking poll released this morning has (of likely voters) 47% backing Obama and 46% backing Romney. The two statistics fall within the realm of statistical noise implying there is no difference and that is why so much time is now being spent in the battleground states; especially since the same poll has Obama leading on electoral college votes and such a huge swathe of 'undecideds' who remain very balanced. The closeness of the race does raise the concern about Bush-Gore-like hanging-chad discord and as we have discussed in the past (the 70-percent, the 3.5 class society, and the Political Black Swan). The chances of social unrest at a close decision are non-negligible in the current environment and should not be dismissed; though we are not sure that Bill Maher's 'comedic' sentiment is really helping: "If you're thinking about voting for Mitt Romney, I would like to make this one plea: black people know who you are and they will come after you."


The Reuters/Ipsos Electoral Map - too close to call...


and Bill Maher's take on things...



How does that old saying go? "it's funny, 'coz it's false?"


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Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:01 | 2944600 knukles
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Just lovin' the lefties racism.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:06 | 2944610 kaiserhoff
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What would the media reaction be if any prominent person threatened the Jews in that manner?  Or women, or gays, or blacks?  Would that be laughed off?  I think not.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:08 | 2944612 no taste
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Let's make sure that the election is won by another Wall Street asshole to replace the previous worn out Wall Street asshole.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:12 | 2944623 Winston Churchill
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Wall Street, lying scumbag, arsehole.

Why hold back ?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:25 | 2944654 economics9698
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When blacks are confronted by an equal or superior force they run.  When the SHTF remember that.  They are made out to be super fighters but they are in reality the worst warriors on the planet.  They perform only when they have superior numbers. 

Same for the tribe who without the printing press would be just another group of incompetents. 

Blacks will get destroyed first when the SHTF.




Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:34 | 2944671 guinea
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Hurricane Katrina vs Japanese tsunami vs New Zealand earthquake.  Enough said.  

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:02 | 2944731 Oquities
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the federal government's weak response to Sandy is proof that obama hates white people.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:22 | 2944738 Precious
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Bill Maher.  Another anti-Christ.  Thanks Tyler.  

Just looking at his permanently smug face makes a person want to find the nearest exorcist.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:37 | 2944808 boogerbently
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There is no "half jew" half something else. Jew is NOT a religion.

If your mother was Jewish YOU ARE JEWISH.

I am an Irish-Catholic whose kids are Jewish, because their mother is Jewish (raised Lutheran), because their grandmother is Jewish (turned Lutheran), because their great grandmother IS/Was Jewish (no denial involved).

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:46 | 2944817 Precious
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Ok.  Matrilineal ...  or whatever you said ... 

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:59 | 2944859 economics9698
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Damn Booger I am confused now.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:50 | 2944959 Stackers
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Saiga 12 is locked and loaded. Bring it on Bill

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 22:50 | 2945554 AldousHuxley
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Idle rich VERSUS welfare blacks


Now where is that fight?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 23:51 | 2945588 CompassionateFascist
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Maher - inadvertantly -  spoke truth. The Jews do indeed intend the Congoids to be their ultimate anti-White exterminationist army. Right now it's a slow genocide, via Jew-promoted open borders black/brown immigration,  Jewish MSM-pushing WhiteGirl mudsharking, pushing racial intermarriage, pushing White non-reproduction via queering-out, and pushing Jewish feminist have-career-not-baby propaganda aimed squarely at White women. All of which angles of attack have over the last several decades been highly successful. When Whites, already a birth-minority in America, are down to c. 20% of the population...the Jews then intend - using blacks and browns - to Ukraine the Whites. Because THEY do not intend to be Ghetto'd or Holocaust'd. Ever. Again. This is a zero-sum game. Maher and the Jews get it. So far, most Whites do not. 

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 13:30 | 2946246 Justinx34
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there is some truth in your post - for one most whites are clueless about this issue, and white women are pretty much a lost cause because they are easily manipulated, and white males can not really do much about it because nearly all the laws and societal "rules" are against them.    I have friends who are of vairous ethnic and racial backgrounds and the problem is not all of any single race or group is of course bad...  the problem is as usual the people in power who the group listens to and is maniuplated by - take for example - Jesse Jackson - many blacks do NOT like him but the media still gives him power.     I would say at this point in time Hollywood and the media have won.  The only way out of this situation would be a revolution and it would have to go down a certain way...    one in which the current system of power goes DOWN.   Hollywood can be beat if PIRACY of its products wins    #2 the media can be beat of caught in enough lies that people stop watching - this could best be done by showing how UNCARING the media is, for example not playing important issue of americans on food stamps because there is no AD money in it..   #3 Demographics ALMOST always win if you look at history.  Remember the Texans out populated the Mexicans (now opposite)  - the European settlers out populated the indians. etc... etc..   QUESTION - what do you mean by "Ukraine" the whites?

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 20:15 | 2947136 CompassionateFascist
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search the term "Holodomor". 1929-33, Judeo-Bolsheviks massacred the entire White Christian Ukrainian urban/rural middle class. 8-10 million people killed. 3X the so-called Jewish "holocaust" we hear about every 2 seconds. 

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 15:41 | 2946541 headless blogger
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NOBODY IS planning to holocaust the Jews in America. The Jews have been treated very kindly in America. There is not one iota of evidence that Non-Jewish whites want to hurt Jews. There is growing exposure to the fact that the WWII "Holocaust" may have been much milder than the Narrative we have all been brought up on. In Europe if you expose the truth you land in prison.

Mounds of evidence shows that Western Banking oligarchic families (with a high proportion of wealthy Jews) promoted and funded Hitler. They needed a "bad guy" patsy to get the European Jews rounded up to send them to their new Fortress in the Middle East: Palestine...soon to be called Israel, which was not about a "jewish homeland" but mostly about geo-political control of this corner of the world.

The people who are in power have played these games many times throughout can tell.  And I do believe they are working through both the right and left to get the "game" going again. The liberal side of this has unfortunately had their anti-war wing taken over by people such as Chomsky, Blum, Goodman, Hartmann, Maher, etc. And one of their favority topics is how RACIST non-jewish whites are. Case in point: Zimmerman shoots this young black man and immediately all these folks plus the MSM start going ballistic about RACISM in America....OOOPs...until they discovered that Zimmerman was an Hispanic man (with some Jewish ties apparently). LOL

The problem is, it won't work in America. Too many people here have family and friends of different racial backgrounds than themselves.

I would NOT pin this on White women. They have been largely the ones the porno kings like to degrade in their culture destroying ways. Sharon Tate (a nordic-white Christian), was a ritual murder that symbolizes the death of the White Nordic race...and her Jewish husband, Roman Polanski was obviously in on it, probably to get promoted in whatever secret-society he is involved in (most these guys are).

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 03:13 | 2945764 10mm
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Stackers,they make a tacticle carrier for those saiga mags.Hold alot.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:55 | 2944969 Bicycle Repairman
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Sorry to go off-topic and interrupt the Pro-/Anti-Jewfest, but this election is not close and it never has been:

The only serious question raised by this election is why the Republican party nominated a candidate that could not possibly beat the most vulnerable President since LBJ?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 20:56 | 2945364 Fedaykinx
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hahaha nate silver.

his career is going to take a turn for the worse.  soon.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 22:54 | 2945563 Tsukato
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Bill Mahr = 100% cunt. Really hate his passive-aggressive bitch face.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 01:54 | 2945732 cpt crash
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He's Homo all the way, too.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:39 | 2946015 Hugh G Rection
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Worst of all, he's a Zionist Jew

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 03:16 | 2945765 10mm
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Forget polls,nuff said.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 04:49 | 2945790 Axenolith
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Dude, you're high.  The media is just generating the after election chaos story by setting up Romney's win as a "steal".  The surprise factor will be that a significant portion of the registered democrats are going to be voting for Romney.  They can't get a freakin' Obama positive poll without oversampling democrats by about 5-8 points.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 08:31 | 2945869 Bicycle Repairman
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If there has been any media bias in this election it is this.  Obama has been comfortably in the lead since the beginning.  But Presidential election coverage is the news media's Olympics.  The media needs a horse race to remain relevant and attract revenue.  Voila.  A horserace is created.

Could Romney win?  Yes.  The odds are 1 in 6.

Do I want Obama? No.  But I like the idea of libertarians, paleo-conservatives and tea partiers denying Romney the Presidency.  I'll be writing in "Ron Paul".

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 09:30 | 2945900 EINSILVERGUY

Dude,  you have to be under 45. Anyone who lived through the Carter years knows that this is a rinse and repeat cycle of 1980. Obama is toast.


Sun, 11/04/2012 - 16:38 | 2946694 Bicycle Repairman
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Dude, I'm over 55.  I knew Ron Reagan.  I worked with Ron Reagan.  And Mitt Romney is no Ron Reagan.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 09:35 | 2945904 goldfish1
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Obama in a landslide. The owners got everything goin for 'em...why rock the boat. 

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:14 | 2945986 Hayabusa
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Please pay attention... especially you sport watching zealots!  Political races are described more and more as

sporting events... "cross the finish line, making yardage, going for first down"... so they've watered down elections

to sports descriptions American's can "relate to" (they know we all just love sports).  Then they fudge the numbers

and make the race "neck-and-neck".... ooooh, it's so exciting isn't it?  You're watching a carefully watered down

and carefully scripted movie everyone wake the fuck up and realize it.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:02 | 2944865 kaiserhoff
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and a shiksa is...?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:21 | 2945026 knukles
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Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:13 | 2944892 Totentänzerlied
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That's some tortured moronic logic from someone who clearly knows nothing about the subject. The Jews' rule of matrilineal descent has no more biological truth or validity than the Book of Genesis.

"Jew is not a religion" I'm sorry but that's false by the very definition of the word.

PS: I'm a half-jew, half Irish-Catholic regardless of your nonsense. The tribe wants me among them about as bad as bad as they want the West Bank living in Tel Aviv.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:17 | 2944898 Precious
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What time is dinner tonight at the boogerbently-Totentanxerlied house?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 19:47 | 2945232 headless blogger
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And by this logic if Daddy was Jewish and Mommy was Irish-Catholic then you are not a Special One. Your kids psychos like you?

Can we go one day in America without hearing about you fucking Jews, your holocaust, your specialness, your victimhood? No we can't because you got

your 2% well stationed within American Institutions. Turn on a radio, TV, internet, etc and there's a Jew flapping his/her jaws.



Sun, 11/04/2012 - 10:48 | 2945960 AllWorkedUp
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Funny you say that. When I was in the military I had a black guy I becames friends with in boot camp. He was from Indiana. He said they called us white guys "grays".

 He was a good guy, a bit of a racist, but said this: I'd just like to go one place where I don't have to see a white person. A movie, mall, etc.

 I know now how he feels. I'd just like to turn on any form of media and not have to see or hear a Jew, something about Israel or the M.E. but it's impossible.

 What makes me sick the most is when confronted, Jews either deny it, say "so what?" or immediately screech "anti-semite!" If you were to watch or read any media you'd think Jews were 98% of the population, instead of 2%.

 Their denial will end up being their ruin.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:50 | 2946027 Precious
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"I'd just like to go one place where I don't have to see a white person."

So he joined the Army?

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 12:22 | 2946081 headless blogger
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Precious, his comment is bait. He is likely part of the gang that monopolizes comment boards in economic, political, and anti-war sites. Maybe they are simply paid commenters, who knows. His comment, though, is designed to obfuscate the issue of Jewish domination of the narratives. Doubtful the guy has ever been friends with a black. Funny how he assumes I'm white. It's not just "whites" (which includes dozens of ethnic groups) that speak about the all-encompassing Jew. Obviously he is a racist himself and his comment gives it away.

The issue was not about Racism....but now it is. See how sly they are?

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 12:38 | 2946125 Precious
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10-4 Enterprise

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 04:19 | 2945782 Hangfire
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I would say your kids are Luish!  

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 03:18 | 2945763 10mm
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He never stated im bi racial,he rode the wave on oneside.One day we will have the first black president.

Mon, 11/05/2012 - 00:40 | 2947829 knukles
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Third Black Prez
Clinton was named #1 by the left MSM
Obey is #2, but not really
We await the real first black president.
Third time lucky....

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:56 | 2944733 Manthong
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Bill Maher perspective

and just a little OT.. 

At least Stevie didn’t have to look at the tiny crowd.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:00 | 2944730 Bodhi
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This one guy dressed like a zombie did a pretty good job of scaring them.



Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:06 | 2944743 GOSPLAN HERO
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When the SHTF, the bros will go primitive in the 'hood.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 10:06 | 2945928 TeamDepends
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Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:44 | 2944820 Rantabulous
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At the very least you simultaneously dishonour both every African-American soldier who has ever served with sufficient distinction to be awarded a service medal and the judgement of the commanding officers who thought it right to do so.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:58 | 2944855 seataka
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I believe ethnic cleansing is being programmed into society using psychological manipulation.


Dr Robert Oppenhiemer warned in the Journal of Atomic Scientists in 1955, in a lecture to psychologists at the  APA: "In the last ten years physicists have been extraordinarily noisy about the immense powers, largely through their efforts, but through other efforts as well have come into the possession of man, powers notably and strikingly for very large scale and dreadful destruction. We have spoken of our responsibilities and our obligations to society in terms that sound very provincial, because the psychologist can hardly do anything without realizing that for him the acquisition of knowledge opens up the most terrifying prospects of controlling what people do and how they feel. This is true for all of you who are engaged in practice, and as the corpus of psychology gains in certitude and subtlety and skill. I can see that the physicists pleas that what he discovers be used with humanity and be used wisely will seem trivial compared to those pleas which you will have to make and for which you will be responsible."



Sat, 11/03/2012 - 20:39 | 2945343 Offthebeach
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That was a major theme in Charles Murray 's, The Bell Curve.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 22:17 | 2945395 Precious
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Cite Oppenheimer about morality. What an incredible idea.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 22:39 | 2945540 Kobe Beef
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Doesn't have to be programmed psychologically. It's already built-in genetically.

Population biology states that no two sub-species ever occupy the same ecological niche. From squirrels to Hominids, ethnic cleansing is quite common.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:54 | 2946035 Precious
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Population biology can go fuck itself.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 13:55 | 2946311 Kobe Beef
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Nice try, but Nature doesn't really care how you feel about it. You might as well try to ignore gravity. A hard fall is the end result in either case. Thanks for the laughs, though, you do good work around here.



Sun, 11/04/2012 - 22:14 | 2947485 Precious
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Merely stating a fact.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:52 | 2944964 CH1
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When blacks are....

They're all the same, are they?

Fuck off, asshole.

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:27 | 2946003 Lord Koos
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Hitler youth.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:11 | 2944884 DosZap
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It's not nearly as close as the MSM Polls say, they are using '08 data #'s( a total Anomaly) on Dems, and the turnouts of GOP % wise this far, plus the Caucasian males and a lot more women(esp wives), and Independents, and EXIT polls thus far, show Romulus with a lot better shot than EVEN.

The GOP folks are turning out in far higher #'s then Dem's,(exit polling is showing) and the youth/womens /whites/married females/business women's vote, is not going to be NEARLY as large this time in the Hopey & Changey camp.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 20:57 | 2945365 SmallerGovNow2
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Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:11 | 2944622 SmackDaddy
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You're held to a higher standard.  Be proud and get over it....

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:16 | 2944757 blunderdog
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If Maher said it about JEWS, he might be able to get away with it, given his mom.

But no matter what, just keep in mind that nothing you see on the teevee should EVER be taken seriously.  You can't get your own teevee show without being an enormous asshole of one sort or another.

Maher's one of the teevee guys I'd really like the opportunity to meet in person. 

A misdemeanor assault charge would be so. fucking. WORTH IT.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:51 | 2944834 seataka
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In Bob Dylan's strange movie "Masked and Anonymous" he blames third world misery upon the Jewish bankers after showing us his huge nose. His real last name is Zimmerman.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 19:51 | 2945238 icanhasbailout
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the concept of "seeing on TV" is totally passe

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 20:59 | 2945370 SmallerGovNow2
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Maher is an ass hole and when the SHTF he will be fucked....

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 03:54 | 2945774 jballz
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Well for a very long time it was made quite clear to the blacks that somebody would come for them if they did anything not approved of. So it is kind of not funny because it would be close to true, if it was said of whites coming after blacks.

What Maher was making fun of was all the paranoid fuckwads (mostly alex jones pole smokers, I like alex mostly but his fanbase is nothing but closet gays and fetal alcohol syndrome survivors) were getting their skirts ruffled by all those twitter comments made by NEGROES about rioting if Obama lost, killing mitt, etc.

Erego, the humor was hyperbolic distortion of the latent racism implied. Which, fortunately here at zerohedge there is no need for latency, y'all can just come out and be the race baiting hater motherfuckers that you are.

And as a true libertarian freedom loving American, I am just fine with that and much prefer it the sanctimonious bullshit universally present in lesser congregations. So, thank you for your honesty. And if you weren't a bunch of mentally retarded hypocrites, you would be just fine with Maher's bullshit.

Carry on...





Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:16 | 2944632 bigkahuna
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It is irony. This asshole runs his mouth and all he is doing is trying to lead black people into another of the damn sterotypes. Why not we all just go and kick maher's ass for the insult? Racism hurts everyone.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:18 | 2944762 Precious
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It's amazing this little prick survived past the first day on the school playground.  

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:46 | 2944825 seataka
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That is where some learned the art of persuasion.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:20 | 2944830 Precious
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And it's where most got their first well-deserved ass-kicking.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:24 | 2945033 knukles
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He is morally a deficit to the human condition.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:38 | 2944688 THX 1178
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Political correctness is perhaps the most intellectually dishonest conceptual framework ever created. There are some truths about our species that are socially imprudent to say aloud... so we don't say them.

1. There is a significant and direct correlation between race and culture.

2. There is a significant and direct correlation between culture and beavior.

3. There is a significant and direct correlation between race and behavior.

4. Of course it is true that black people voted and will vote for obama cuz he be black. SHIT!

5. Same goes for the cartoonish redneck retards voting Romney.

6. Everybody stop being a bitch and admit you are a bigot and racist. just like everyone else. just like me.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:42 | 2944694 JimBowie1958
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+1 Good satire.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:06 | 2944742 THX 1178
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Is it?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:34 | 2944801 Tombstone
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PC should be avoided like the plague. 

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:45 | 2944821 mr. mirbach
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How can 12.7% of the population of the US control more than 50% of the vote when 40% of them are in prison or convicted felons?


Voting early and often? Voting from the grave? Mutiple identites?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:19 | 2944904 DosZap
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How can 12.7% of the population of the US control more than 50% of the vote


They cannot, it's 50% of the 12.7%, wish it were that low............alas, they are more racist than caucasoids.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:46 | 2944952 Nick Jihad
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Questions abound - google "Where are Milwaukee’s “missing” black voters?", for even more questions.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:51 | 2944836 Pants McPants
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I personally could care less if someone is racist.  It really doesn't bother me.

The reality is lots of people care more about sharing popular opinion than they do about the truth. 

To test this, I ask statists of various stripes what they think of the following statements:

(1)  I voted for Barack Obama because he is black

(2)  I did not vote for Barack Obama because he is black

I probably comes as no surprise to folks on this board that the overwhelming majority of people are OK with statement (1) but pretend to be offended by statement (2). 

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:25 | 2944918 THX 1178
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you COULD care less?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:15 | 2945009 FreedomGuy
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Actually, not everyone is a bigot and racist. I would vote for a Tom Sowell or Walter Williams libertarian type conservative in a heartbeat over any Lilly white socialist or even Mitt the ideologically confused. I,d vote for a Jewish libertarian like Mark Levin, as well. It's the ideas, not the color package they come in.

Having said that I do believe in cultures and subcultures that are more or less functional and desirable. Black, inner city, "hood" culture is dysfunctional and undesirable. To say you don't like it or it is even inferior is not specifically racist. It is defective even if stupid white and Asian kids mimic it. Middle Eastern Islamic culture is primitive and dysfunctional, my opinion.

On a different issue: if Obama loses it looks to me like they are lawyered up and ready to cry foul. They will claim the election was stolen even though the socialist-Democrat party of America is well know for cheating. My favorite joke is "My daddy has voted Republican his whole life. Since he died he votes Democrat!"

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:39 | 2944690 Silver Bug
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What a completely ignorant comment. Doesn't surprise me with Maher.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:26 | 2944782 Publicus
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Time to change the presidential term to just 1 year, no re-election allowed.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:51 | 2944838 The Gooch
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TIme for no president.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:01 | 2944862 Publicus
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Think of the boost to the economy!

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:57 | 2944852 Curt W
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2 year presidents picked by lottery. 

Must be between 25 and 55

must be educated

cannot have a mental disorder

cannot have been convicted of a felony


Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:22 | 2944911 cossack55
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Lately they have all been over-educated, psychopaths/sociopaths, and should be pending a conviction for multiple offenses.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:08 | 2944994 CH1
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The last pleb to be Pres. was Reagan, and he was shot shortly after the election.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 21:04 | 2945379 SmallerGovNow2
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Time to end the two party BS system period.....

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:24 | 2944914 Mr Pink
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Anyone else notice the Obamanoids out today? I have seen dozens going door to door and Ive seen a half dozen brand new E250 passenger vans. They even knocked on my back door, and I have a fenced yard!

I guess that answers the question of where all the new jobs were created and the great auto sales numbers

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:37 | 2944938 TeamDepends
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That's where a large dog comes in...

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:37 | 2945052 knukles
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panji traps

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:59 | 2945110 TeamDepends
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That's racist

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 01:54 | 2945730 TeamDepends
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You know we're kidding, right knuks?  Just riffing on the fact that this regime along with race monkeys like Maher and Chris Rock have sent race relations in this country back fifty years or so.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:03 | 2944601 kaiserhoff
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Talk is cheap.  From the first debate to the present, both sides have BEHAVED as if Romney is the front runner. 

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:10 | 2944617 redpill
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And notice the numbnut polling agencies keep doing these thinly sampled phone polls with 3-5% error which essentially renders them meaningless.  Doesn't take much goal-seek fiddling with the sample composition to arrive at whatever result you want.  Plenty of folks on all sides of the red/blue team horse race have incentive to make the race look like a dead heat regardless of whether it really is or not.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:17 | 2944642 JimBowie1958
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True, and most of these polls showing Obama ahead are using samples that have the Democrats with a 6 to 8% advantage. This is based on the 2008 turnout, but that was an exceptional election.

It aint gonna be that way again, folks.

Want to know the true percentages? Just add 4 to Romney and subtract 3 from Obama.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 21:10 | 2945394 SmallerGovNow2
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We are all fucked no matter who wins Jim.  I am voting for Mitt only because Obama is a complete Socialist Fascist.  Mitt might give us a softer landing.  but make no mistake my friend, we are all still fucked....

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:20 | 2944650 Winston Churchill
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My answer machine is choka block with survey calls,so is my cellphone.

So much for the do not call list.

Think most people are filtering calls,these polls probably represent nothing of any

meaning.I already voted just to defeat the amendment allowing property tax increases.

Voted for all the spending increases,sooner this Ponzi goes down the better.


Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:48 | 2944704 JimBowie1958
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The most recent NBC/WSJ/Marist poll that shows Obama up a whopping, dominant 6 points in Iowa was weighted for the following percentages among likely voters: 34 Democrat 31 Republican 34 Independent. Obama won Iowa in 2008 by 9.5 percentage points and his final Real Clear Politics average in the state was 15.3 points over John McCain. Few pollsters covered the same states and time periods in 2008 as in 2012, but a Survey USA poll of Iowa voters conducted just prior to the 2008 election that showed Obama up by 15 points over McCain used the following partisan breakdown: 45 Democrat 29 Republican and 25 Independent.

A quick look at the Iowa Registrar of Voters website shows that today, actual Iowa registration is 32 Democrat 33 Republican 35 Independent. Republicans overtook Democrats in party registration in 2009 in Iowa and have continued to hold that advantage. Looking within the poll itself, 48% of both likely and registered voters "approved" of the job Barack Obama is doing as president, yet the public is asked to believe that a mysterious 2% of those who disapprove will still vote for the president.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:30 | 2944670 Wakanda
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Goldman backs Mittens and that's what we'll get - end of story.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:51 | 2944702 Bananamerican
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How could anyone downvote this unless they were one of mittens pre-selection kittens?

Remember Righty Trolls, a vote for Corporatist # 2 is a vote for THIS man....Glenn Hubbard, soon to take over wall street ladling duties.

This is not an endorsement for O.

I'm staying home on Tues.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:24 | 2944772 Precious
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<- Scream

<- Pout

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:11 | 2944748 centerline
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I could be wrong, but that does not add up.  Smells like misdirection to me.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:28 | 2944781 Precious
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Moderators from HuffPost were let out of the asylum last week.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:04 | 2944870 Bay of Pigs
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Nice roll lately Precious....lots of good laughs.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:11 | 2944602 Atlantis Consigliore
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How about a financial boycott in addition to banks;  Mayor "Bloomathon", (the Putz) and this Putz Bill Mayer,


Boycott nbc, abc, cnbc, msnbc, hbo, comcast,  cnn, BLOOMBERG the Putz,  and al their vendors, and their advertisers;  SHUT OFF THE MONEY...

compile this list on here on Zero hedge. 

shake our (Tylers dick,) a little bit so the crooks feel a tingle up their Clinton " BlackhawkBengazi Down" Front Running, Leg, a little bit.)   

and besides Fox News (weak kneed), get a conservative truth channel, with facts.  no spin, like this and Drudge,  

bankrupt them, their advertisers, and las vegas  casinos/ industry with that crook Sen Reid....dont shop dont go vacations vegas,  bankurpt them and their turnout left;

till they with your money have consequences.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:13 | 2944631 yabyum
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I've declared my house a no fox zone, I would not let Hannity clean out the cat box.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:28 | 2944668 Winston Churchill
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Wouldn't let him clean my cat litter box either.

I like my cats.Disgusting specimen of man, hope he gets waterboarded soon.

Sorry, enhanced interrogated soon.

Makes me glad I'm an atheist, if thats what religion does for you.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:37 | 2944807 Tombstone
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No worry, you can hire Obama in a few days since he will need new employment.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:45 | 2944824 machineh
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He would need years of retraining, never having held a non-gov job.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:03 | 2944869 cranky-old-geezer
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He'll go back to being a "law professor" ...who never actually taught a class thru a whole semester.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 18:09 | 2944997 TeamDepends
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But then he'll have to surrender his license to practice law due to ethics violations AGAIN.  Maybe Michelle can go back to her demanding 380k Community Outreach job at the hospital.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 21:20 | 2945406 SmallerGovNow2
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That is because you are a complete I D I O T yabyum....   you are an MSNBC troll...

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:11 | 2945980 ArrestBobRubin
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Now now... rejecting Hannity Insanity hardly makes one an msnBS fan, much less a troll. Faux News and msnBS are but 2 sides of the same psy-Op shekel. Do you not grasp this?

Go look up Rupert "Murdochs" real surname. It may provide some insight into why he's foisted Sean Hannity upon you.

The issue for you is a basic (if troubling) one: if you're a Fox/Hannity guy, yabyum isn't the only I D I O T here.

Glass house occupancy and stone throwing don't mix. Not here at least. You get called on it.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:20 | 2944649 Piranhanoia
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You deserve to be lied to.  You beg for it.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:20 | 2944766 blunderdog
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Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:06 | 2944609 BeetleBailey
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Fuck Bill Maher. The fucker isn't even close to being funny.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:09 | 2944616 SmackDaddy
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I used to record his show.  At some point I decided it was too stupid to even leave on as background noise while I was working on a Friday night buzz....

Sun, 11/04/2012 - 11:16 | 2945988 ArrestBobRubin
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Thing is Beetle, he's employed and paid by the historical disruptors of healthy societies to do just that. Not to be funny.

But yeah bro, fuck him. Bitch boy is gonna pay bigtime. Lynching will be quite appropriate in his case.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:08 | 2944614 Caviar Emptor
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What difference does it make? Politicians just shills for TPTB. 

They just trying to make it look like your vote ultimately matters. 


Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2944680 kaiserhoff
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There is the red football.  After more than four years under the media klieg lights, no one understands this cat.  I find that scary as hell.

D'Souza did a nice piece on Obama's "invisibility" in his new book.  It's not just the forged birth certificate and multiple SS numbers.  The New  York Times of all critters, tried to do a Sunday thumb-sucking piece on his years at Columbia, and couldn't do it!  In Manhattan, of all places, they couldn't find a single room mate, class mate..., anyone who remembered a loud mouthed afro dude with the bizarre name of Barack Hussein Obama.  That just can't happen, but we're supposed to believe it did???

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:13 | 2944751 centerline
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And now you know who will most likey be elected too.  More scary scary, coming up.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:09 | 2944615 TN Jed
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Bill Maher and the 47% deserve each other.  One douche washes the other.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:20 | 2944638 bigdumbnugly
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does that then constitute a menage de quarante-sept?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:49 | 2944708 Uncle Remus
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A cock ring masquerading as a mouth-piece.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:12 | 2944626 I am a Man I am...
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Obama has Bloomberg/Maher and Romney has Sheldon Adelson.  Can't imagine there being much difference between their agendas.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:29 | 2944658 Kobe Beef
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The President of the USSA's job is twofold:

1) Sign whatever paperwork the CFR, Bilderberg Group, Fabian Roundtable, Oil Mafia, Banking Cartel, & MIC put on your desk.

2) Lie to the people about how the paperwork you just signed is in their best interest. If the people figure out you've been lying the last 4 years, TPTB will just hold another season of "American Presidential Campaign" anyway.

Red or Blue, follow these simple rules and you become a Made Man. Disobey, and you get JFKennedy-ed.

Needless to say, it doesn't matter which Imperial Puppet you vote for. Vote with your feet, start hunting the bastards down in the streets of DC and NYC, or secede your State from the Empire. Everything else is masturbation.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:47 | 2944828 machineh
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Threefold: declare eternal support for Israel, even as they piss on our leg.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:12 | 2944627 TeamDepends
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Is it just us, or would you like to kidnap Maher, shave his head, tattoo "Romney Rules" on it, tranquilize him, wrap him in a confederate flag, then dump his sorry ass somewhere in Oakland?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:17 | 2944643 Uncle Remus
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Nah, jus' lock his ass up with Bubba for some conjugalin'.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:20 | 2944644 JimBowie1958
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No, it is not just you for damned sure.

I only quibble that I would also enjoy kicking him in the balls a dozen times or so before wrapping his sorry stink-ass up. Assuming he has balls.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:31 | 2944796 TeamDepends
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Hey now, let's keep this above the belt.  Wouldn't want to stoop to their level.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:15 | 2944630 Yen Cross
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 I can't believe the "horse shit" that is being fed to the Europeans, Aussies ect... about Obammy. I picked this up in the SMH yesterday. Obama is storming home 

  Wtf planet do these European commentators live on? Their economies are in the shitter for policies even more extreme than our 'spender in Chiefs" policies.

  P/S Fuck that little "scab on the ass of humanity" Billy Maher.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:25 | 2944659 Bay of Pigs
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Just goes to show the MSM brainwashing campaign isnt just for 'Murikans.


Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:25 | 2944662 Urban Redneck
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They NEED an excuse when the all the rest of the world's problems that have been put on hold aren't miraculously fixed the morning of November 7.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:15 | 2944636 Caviar Emptor
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Romney just paving the way to more biflation. Like Obama. The policies from the last 3 decades have codified this into law. Until the wheels come off.....

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:16 | 2944640 Kaiser Sousa
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hey guys really...

do we give a fuck about which agent of the ruling elite they place n power in a few days...

i know i dont cause its all bad no matter who...


PS: Silver was on sale yesterday...I got me some - hope ya'll did too....



Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:18 | 2944646 apberusdisvet
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Whatever happens, we are still morphing into a totalitarian marxist/fascist police state, with both red and blue overwhelmingly contributing, whether through the Patriot Act, numerous unconstitutional Executive Orders, or the NDAA.


Isn't it about time for all you delusional partisans to wake up?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:49 | 2944706 Oldwood
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Why wake up? What in your world is so superior to my obvious delusions? We can all throw our hands to the air and proclaim loudly that there is No Hope while wishing for a total collapse, in the hopes of some grand reset that will bring justice to the world (like that has ever happened in history)! Or we can delude ourselves with the idea that while things are so totally screwed that it will likely fail, but we are going to try to salvage what we can. Call me crazy but exactly who is the more delusional here?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:37 | 2944805 seataka
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There is all to gain!

Without truth, you have nothing.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:40 | 2944811 stormsailor
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up arrow for oldwood,  delusional or not my 5 employees and my business cannot stand another 4 years of the marxist in chief.  i have to live in the "fantasy" that is the now.


i have never seen more racial hatred being dished out to whites, with no response from msm or any state official,  it must be covered up,  why is that. 


why are arm sales and ammo the only growth industry?


live in the now

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 19:47 | 2945231 knukles
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"i have never seen more racial hatred being dished out to whites, with no response from msm or any state official,  it must be covered up,  why is that."

Yep.  Pretty blatant, isn't it? 

And also seems me that by and large, white people are taking it in a mature, civil manner, not lashing back, not committing crimes of hate....  Not even behaving physically or verbally in the same manner.

Something, deep seated cultural characteristics are being displayed, breached, that is in fact, best left apparent and not cited for reasons considered and right.  The colors so to speak, are showing.

And its ever so terribly sad, for what could have been a landmark, watershed change in racial perceptions has been driven for the worst by those ion many cases who've claimed the social, political and economic heritage of equality and racial blindness as a hallmark of their intellectual capacities.

I am disgusted, feeling as though I must needs wash my hands repeatedly.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:24 | 2944774 blunderdog
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    we are still morphing into a totalitarian marxist/fascist police state

We've been there for DECADES, bro. 

Except for the Marxist part, anyway.  You'd need an education to understand what "Marxist" means.  Education isn't something we really do here in 'Merka.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:19 | 2944648 Gringo Viejo
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Tie or not, sorry to say, from my vantage point, the muzzie has an electoral lock.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:21 | 2944651 adr
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Because 30 years of Great Society bullshit has been so great for black people.

The blacks have been so screwed up they probably wouldn't know what to do if three kids had the same dad and he walked in the house every night after working all day.

They would think that they were captured by aliens.

A vote for Obama is more of the same for blacks, flushing thm futher down the toilet and bringing the rest of the country with them. The only way to get most welfare queens out of the house is to dangle a fully loaded EBT card in front of their face.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:59 | 2944726 Kaiser Sousa
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u obviously r either a black person or have spent a great deal of time around which would explain your expertise on the black experience....

thank you so very much for your insights....


disaclaimer: not from outer space, got brothers from the same dad mariied to the same woman 60 years, never been on welfare, retired at age 34 as a result of my own work, and didnt bother with the sarc annotation to your bullshit.......

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:23 | 2944769 centerline
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Good for you.  BUT - it is as about as painfully obvious as it gets to anyone on this planet that black culture in general is about as broken as it gets.  I am not here to open a debate as to how it got that way.  Just a fundamental observation that cannot be ignored.

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:39 | 2944810 Kaiser Sousa
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man, the point is all of society is fucked up....the culture specific ailments do exist however they are used by the elite as wedge issues to detract from their crimes commited against all of humanity...

the bankers/elites club, as has been said, is a small one and u, me and all the rest aint in it...

the longer they can keep the rest of us at each others throats the longer their reign endures.....



Sat, 11/03/2012 - 23:25 | 2945596 centerline
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+1.  In full agreement there KS.  The path we are on is sad enough in so many ways.  What really pisses me off is those who prey on it... use race or any other divide to feed thier own sick aggenda.  For them it must be like shooting ducks in a pond too.  

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 16:26 | 2944780 blunderdog
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30 years?

Well, the Reagan Revolution really did fuck 'em over pretty bad, but "Great Society"? DO know what year it is, right?

Sat, 11/03/2012 - 17:18 | 2944896 dexter_morgan
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I thought L. B.low J.ob brought us the great society stuff back in like 1964, so its closer to 50 years

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