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Comic Interlude: Mark Cuban Vs Donald Trump
By now we are confident that everyone is sick to death and beyond of listening about elections, polling, conditional probabilities, permutations, (confusing) statistical sampling and heuristics, and all those other things that the vast majority of the population fail in STAT 101 yet somehow end up as experts in during cocktail hour, on TV, on Op-Ed columns and, of course, on twitter. Which is why we are delighted to bring you this comic interlude. Presenting Donald "The Hairpiece" Trump vs Mark "Avion Tequila" Cuban.
It all started with this:
@mcuban just made the greatest charity offer EVER: Trump shaves his head, Mark donates $1,000,000 to any charity The Donald chooses. #genius
— Sean Heath (@theseanheath) November 2, 2012
And then quickly got out of hand - and by out of hand we mean a Donald Trump self-promotional circus... because nobody would expect anything less, or more.
Dummy @mcuban is at it again trying to use me to get publicity for himself!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
.@mcuban tries so hard to be a star and he truly doesn't have what it takes and never will! youtu.be/nq956tMSQgU
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
Only 1 mill. dollars @mcuban? Offer me real money and I’d consider it. Your team and networks lose so much money I doubt you have much left!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
.@mcuban When Apprentice became the #1 show on tv you tried copying me with The Benefactor- a complete and total ratings disaster for @abc.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
. @realdonaldtrump Ok DJT, Im already in 1mm for #Sandy victims, if it all is dedicated to #Sandy rebuild , here is what i will do...
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) November 5, 2012
. @realdonaldtrump This is about charity. Im ready to make you a better offer.But to hear it you have to commit $ 1mm to #Sandy relief first
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) November 5, 2012
.@mcuban Baseball commissioner and owners were smart when they didn’t want you to buy a team--- but I don’t think you have the money anyway.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
Come on@realdonaldtrump ,you need to do better with the insults.This reminds me of when I used to pick on you when we were kids in Kenya
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) November 5, 2012
.@mcuban, Shark Tank was shoved to Friday evening-- Friday is considered “dead television.” Besides, you are not the star (& never will be).
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
After 13 seasons, @apprenticenbc easily beat Shark Tank in ratings last year-- better demos as well.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
.@mcuban Letterman @late_show had his best ratings with me--and you bombed. People don't care about Mark Cuban.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 5, 2012
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And so on.
Because this, ladies and gents, is how some people spend their time...
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Trump winning!
at what? being the bigger bloviating idiot?
The Donald kicked ass and took Cuban's name.
BTW, how does someone get to be such a huge tub of lard as Chris Christie? Man, how much do you have to chow down every day to get that fat? Did he ever look in the mirror and say to himself "Oh Shit, I am a big fucking tub of lard"?
Christie's wife looks like she was once beat with a sack of quarters....
I've never even heard of Marq Qban.
Why would you donate a million dollars to Sandy? The US will just print it anyway.
You might as well save your cash...
Somebody buy these stupid fuckers a land line.
Twitter: turning what would be a typical drunken bar shit talk into unbelievably juvenile public embarassment.
Hey Mouth & Comb-over, the reason there are dividers between urinals is that no one wants to see your pissing match.
Whys everyone complaining? Watching those two guys go at it is hilarious stuff.
I'm all for Cuban, he's a self-made man. Trump is a born-rich career fuck up who's been bankrupt multiple times.
Let the twitter battle rage on!
Chris Krispy Kreme Christie
Christie eats at Sammy's Steakhouse in Mendham NJ at least twice a week. They are famous for their lemon butter sauce.
Fat slob Chris Christie specials...
http://www.sammyscidermill.com/menu.php
" They are famous for their lemon butter sauce. "
Oh, so it's the lemon butter sauce that does it ...
Christie is prepping for hard times, using body fat as a calorie storage apparatus.
this is entertainment worthy of watching awhile.
pass the grey poupon please?
Douchebag Times Two To The Nth.
Sploush vs Douche
needless time and expense given to two turds who need a good cosmic flush
Double douchebags. Cuban and Jerry Jones are embarrasments to Texas.
I won't read this irrelevant non comedic twitter crap.
And Texas is an embarrassment to humanity. Microcosm, meet macrocosm.
Cuban drew first blood, can't leave at this. Must come back with full force. Stay powerful Mark, don't be a pussy, let him have it, it's soooooo easy.
Real men don't tweet.
Roger!
Roger. Roger
agreed- I ask myself-would Butkus tweet?
WWBD is going to be my new motto.
Real men don't facebook either. And the realer men don't own phones. And the realerer men don't own computers.
They sure as hell don't view porn.
Yes they do, but they ACTUALLY get laid.
I would contribute to the charity of the winner of a duel between these idiots with these old French 18th century duelling pistols I have in my office. .50 caliber round ball lead shot leaves a nice hole.
you have a job?
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It would be even better if it were between Ro-money and O'bomb-a.
Wanabe, Rockefeller & Vanderbuilt going at it 2012 style ... LMAO
Jackoffs, both of them.
Pair of fucktards.
Mark,
Quadruple the offer with the caveat that You shave his head while Colbert dips his pair of peabodys into Trumps mouth.
WTF is that??
FYI: Colbert offered the TRUMP a similar challenge to donate to charity. $1,000,000 if he could dip his twins into the Donalds mouth. Thereby finally creating a beneficial use for the Trumps mouth.
Well of course, billionaires have only one thing left to worry about and it's their ego.
What a couple of get rich by accident dip shits.
Talk real fucking money. 10 to 15 million.
The percentages these fags are talking about is like a regular person betting $300
Yeah, unlike YOU who inherited it all from mommy's side of the family ... can you say Kerry?
Ok... this is soo bad... going back to read Plato and Popper and Fullarton.... If the TV networks continue like that there are going to be more and more people very well versed in my subjects... out of desperation while glimpsing at the pathetic show of stupidity displayed as a badge of "being cool".
fucking douchbags ...
Colbert's offer to Trump was much better - and more entertaining:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/stephen-colberts-offer-donald-trump-385237
Great reader comment from the NY Post about another rich guy's subway ride today:
"SO Bloomberg, aka Napoleon's Mini-Me, the ridiculous little man that he is, took the train flanked by his ARMED bodyguards did he? As a reminder folks, just last week, the midget-in-chief told reporters that he didn't want the National Guard on the streets of New York because they have guns. Never mind that the National Guard has a proven track record of providing invaluable help after natural disasters, and that the people of Staten Island, the Rockaways and Coney Island need all the help they can get. No sir, Bloomturd, who walks around protected by burly men packing heat, wanted to deny New Yorkers in need the chance of aid from the National Guard because they are armed and he has a problem with weapons (except when they're protecting him). You horrible little knee-high POS, it doesn't matter how many subway photo-ops you make, the people of this city will still despise you. God I cannot wait until this jerk retires to the nursing home where he belongs."
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/bloomberg_joins_nyers_on_today_commute_Sxasv6GsnX4lMA79jAH2FK
Avion Tequilla is complete shit. They don't own any "blue agave" fields or distilleries. Some Lad(probably Chinese) saw the fictitious name "Avion" on the show "Entourage", and payed a bottler to make the crap for him.
Trump is asking for a pie in the face.
I would rather eat pie, than Colber'st balls
If these Morons have a million dollars to throw around over stupid hair, why don't they shut up and both donate one million to the hurricane Sandy victims. Same goes for Colbert! A few million can buy a lot of generators.
Cuban already commited 1m to Sandy. That is what the premise(Trump shaving his head) of the lovers quarrel between them is about.
Yes. But they could use the money now.
YouTube - Bishop Mitt: You Don't Fuck with the Jesus!
These guys wouldn't last 5 minutes here at Fight Club....
I will cherish the day the rich lose all in the collapse of the fiat. I feel sorry for the poor who will have to listen to these assholes begging for food
Typical narcissitc freaks.
Pathetic!
Example of everything thats fucked up and wrong with the globalist pigmen agenda.
These two lowlifes near the top of the ladder.
Die a horrible cruel death!
Maybe Trump should offer to shave his head, in lieu of the 5M originally offered, if Obama will release his college records...
Shark Tank is homogonized, semi-scripted, overproduced Ameritrash. Kevin O'Leary is the nicest person on the show, which is a pretty disturbing thought. Watch a few clips of Dragon's Den (British or Canadian). That show has class and character.
TV writer pitching a new program: Here it is in a nutshell. Program title: "WHO IS THE BIGGER ARSEHOLE: Donald Trump or Mark Cuban?"
Executive Producer No. 1: So, this is a reality show?
TV writer/pitch man: Yep. Super Reality. Maybe we call it "WHO IS THE SUPER ARSEHOLE: Donald Trump or Mark Cuban?"
Executive Producer No. 2: Why the British "ARSEHOLE"?
TV writer/pitch man: Because we want Simon Cowell, the complete arsehole, to MC.
I wish Sara Palin would get involved in this.
No you don;t....
BTW, you forgot something.....
Maybe she can take up Colberts offer.
The Animal cruelty brigade would be outraged; killing squirrels is not ok.
You might feel like tellin' Mark to go stick his Cuban where the Sun don't shine.... but Donald - don't Duck outta this offer
Twitter = 500 MM self-absorbed people wrongly assuming that the other 6.5 billion on the planet give a flying fuck what these twits have to tweet.
I threw both of these brainiacs under the bus already. http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2012/11/why-do-rich-think-that-w...
Wow, Trump actually has a huge opportunity to redeem himself and blows it. Make Cuban put up $5 million and shave your head like a man. Then you can tell everyone to STFU.
*duplicate*
Now I remember why I canceled the twit account. How can anyone listen to this crap. Never caught any of the shows they mention .... but again, I don't watch TV.
Hey Tylers,
Why not leave this Entertainment World Sandbox Shit for TMZ to cover
Stick to the real news, reading that shit just made me dumm..stewpid...retartit...awwwllll fucked up!!!!
Cc.
500,000 people are starving and freezing tonight and these pricks tweet like two tired hookers on valium.
Shame on you you fuckers
Who started it? Blame him and leave the other alone ... alone I tell ya ...
i dont give a shit about mark cuban
Fuck Twitter. Fuck Mark Cuban. And Fuck the Donald.
And that's the way it is Nov 5, 2012.
You've assumed that it's really them conversing. In reality it's probably min wage staffers paid to promo their employer... by trolling each other and having the exchange posted they then succeed. I could suggest not to read this shite.. but that would be the pot calling the kettle black.