Comic Interlude: Mark Cuban Vs Donald Trump

Tyler Durden's picture

By now we are confident that everyone is sick to death and beyond of listening about elections, polling, conditional probabilities, permutations, (confusing) statistical sampling and heuristics, and all those other things that the vast majority of the population fail in STAT 101 yet somehow end up as experts in during cocktail hour, on TV, on Op-Ed columns and, of course, on twitter. Which is why we are delighted to bring you this comic interlude. Presenting Donald "The Hairpiece" Trump vs Mark "Avion Tequila" Cuban.

It all started with this:

And then quickly got out of hand - and by out of hand we mean a Donald Trump self-promotional circus... because nobody would expect anything less, or more.



















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And so on.

Because this, ladies and gents, is how some people spend their time...

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walcott's picture

Trump winning!

otto skorzeny's picture

at what? being the bigger bloviating idiot?

Hedgetard55's picture

The Donald kicked ass and took Cuban's name.


BTW, how does someone get to be such a huge tub of lard as Chris Christie? Man, how much do you have to chow down every day to get that fat? Did he ever look in the mirror and say to himself "Oh Shit, I am a big fucking tub of lard"?

Flakmeister's picture

Christie's wife looks like she was once beat with a sack of quarters....

flacon's picture

I've never even heard of Marq Qban.

Harlequin001's picture

Why would you donate a million dollars to Sandy? The US will just print it anyway.

You might as well save your cash...

Precious's picture

Somebody buy these stupid fuckers a land line.

redpill's picture

Twitter: turning what would be a typical drunken bar shit talk into unbelievably juvenile public embarassment.

Hey Mouth & Comb-over, the reason there are dividers between urinals is that no one wants to see your pissing match.

James_Cole's picture

Whys everyone complaining? Watching those two guys go at it is hilarious stuff. 

I'm all for Cuban, he's a self-made man. Trump is a born-rich career fuck up who's been bankrupt multiple times. 

Let the twitter battle rage on!

NuYawkFrankie's picture

Chris Krispy Kreme Christie

vas deferens's picture

Christie eats at Sammy's Steakhouse in Mendham NJ at least twice a week.  They are famous for their lemon butter sauce. 

Fat slob Chris Christie specials...

  • 2 Loin Veal Chops with Mushroom Lemon Butter Sauce...48.00.
  • 2 Double Cut loin Lamb Chops...50.00.
  • Shrimp Scampi Sammy's Style...34.00. 

Ident 7777 economy's picture



" They are famous for their lemon butter sauce. "


Oh, so it's the lemon butter sauce that does it ...

Raymond Reason's picture

Christie is prepping for hard times, using body fat as a calorie storage apparatus. 

bigdumbnugly's picture

this is entertainment worthy of watching awhile.

pass the grey poupon please?

vast-dom's picture

Douchebag Times Two To The Nth.



prains's picture

Sploush vs Douche


needless time and expense given to two turds who need a good cosmic flush

Cruel Aid's picture

Double douchebags. Cuban and Jerry Jones are embarrasments to Texas.

I won't read this irrelevant non comedic twitter crap.

merizobeach's picture

And Texas is an embarrassment to humanity.  Microcosm, meet macrocosm.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

Cuban drew first blood, can't leave at this.  Must come back with full force.  Stay powerful Mark, don't be a pussy, let him have it, it's soooooo easy.

kaiserhoff's picture

Real men don't tweet.

otto skorzeny's picture

agreed- I ask myself-would Butkus tweet?

i_call_you_my_base's picture

WWBD is going to be my new motto.

Skateboarder's picture

Real men don't facebook either. And the realer men don't own phones. And the realerer men don't own computers.

Raymond Reason's picture

They sure as hell don't view porn.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Yes they do, but they ACTUALLY get laid. 

otto skorzeny's picture

I would contribute to the charity of the winner of a duel between these idiots with these old French 18th century duelling pistols I have in my office. .50 caliber round ball lead shot leaves a nice hole.

Yen Cross's picture

 Wanabe, Rockefeller & Vanderbuilt going at it 2012 style ... LMAO

Banksters's picture

Jackoffs, both of them.

ImnotPOTUS's picture


Quadruple the offer with the caveat that You shave his head while Colbert dips his pair of peabodys into Trumps mouth.

ImnotPOTUS's picture

FYI: Colbert offered the TRUMP a similar challenge to donate to charity. $1,000,000 if he could dip his twins into the Donalds mouth. Thereby finally creating a beneficial use for the Trumps mouth.

lolmao500's picture

Well of course, billionaires have only one thing left to worry about and it's their ego.

Spitzer's picture

What a couple of get rich by accident dip shits.

Talk real fucking money. 10 to 15 million.

The percentages these fags are talking about is like a regular person betting $300

Ident 7777 economy's picture



Yeah, unlike YOU who inherited it all from mommy's side of the family ... can you say Kerry?

WhiteNight123129's picture

Ok... this is soo bad... going back to read Plato and Popper and Fullarton.... If the TV networks continue like that there are going to be more and more people very well versed in my subjects... out of desperation while glimpsing at the pathetic show of stupidity displayed as a badge of "being cool".

pragmatic hobo's picture

fucking douchbags ...

Whoa Dammit's picture

Great reader comment from the NY Post about another rich guy's subway ride today:

"SO Bloomberg, aka Napoleon's Mini-Me, the ridiculous little man that he is, took the train flanked by his ARMED bodyguards did he? As a reminder folks, just last week, the midget-in-chief told reporters that he didn't want the National Guard on the streets of New York because they have guns. Never mind that the National Guard has a proven track record of providing invaluable help after natural disasters, and that the people of Staten Island, the Rockaways and Coney Island need all the help they can get. No sir, Bloomturd, who walks around protected by burly men packing heat, wanted to deny New Yorkers in need the chance of aid from the National Guard because they are armed and he has a problem with weapons (except when they're protecting him). You horrible little knee-high POS, it doesn't matter how many subway photo-ops you make, the people of this city will still despise you. God I cannot wait until this jerk retires to the nursing home where he belongs."

Yen Cross's picture

 Avion Tequilla is complete shit. They don't own any "blue agave" fields or distilleries. Some Lad(probably Chinese) saw the fictitious name "Avion" on the show "Entourage", and payed a bottler to make the crap for him.

Essential Nexus's picture

Trump is asking for a pie in the face.

Whalley World's picture

I would rather eat pie, than Colber'st balls

californiagirl's picture

If these Morons have a million dollars to throw around over stupid hair, why don't they shut up and both donate one million to the hurricane Sandy victims. Same goes for Colbert!  A few million can buy a lot of generators.


Yen Cross's picture

Cuban already commited 1m to Sandy. That is what the premise(Trump shaving his head) of the lovers quarrel between them is about.

californiagirl's picture

Yes. But they could use the money now.