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Bill Gross Preemptively Summarizes Today's Election Result In 22 Words

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Presented without comment - adding anything to this concise summation of the state of the union is superfluous...

 


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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:01 | Link to Comment taniquetil
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Meet new boss. Same as old boss.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment redpill
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We get precisely the elected representatives we deserve.

 

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again.”

-- Our most recent 2 term President

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:06 | Link to Comment taniquetil
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"That's why today, I'm pledging to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term in office"

 

-Barack Obama, Feb 2009

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment redpill
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By the way, I like my one term Presidents like I like my coffee:  black and raised in Indonesia

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:09 | Link to Comment redpill
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Looking for an election day sale on "Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul" bumper stickers.  The resale market on eBay is going to be killer when people start to realize what they've done.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:14 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBonus_
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Key Though Provoking Questions for Voters and Think Tanks:

 

Should we attack Iran's nuclear facility?

Should we have a second surge in Iraq?

Should we create a global central bank?

Should Americans be allowed to own firearms?

Should deploy drones across America to improve national security?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I think we should all just try a little love.

Come on, JPM will hug you...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:24 | Link to Comment economics9698
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“Should we attack Iran's nuclear facility?”

Only if the Jew masters in Israel tell us to do it.

“Should we have a second surge in Iraq?”

Only if the Jew masters in Israel tell us to do it.

“Should we create a global central bank?”

Only if the Jew Rothschild’s masters tell us to do it.

“Should Americans be allowed to own firearms?”

Only if our Jew masters at Goldman Sachs tell us we can.

“Should deploy drones across America to improve national security?”

Only if the Jew masters at the NSA tell us to do so.

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:32 | Link to Comment redpill
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The oracle of modern Keynesian thinking tells us that the only thing that got us out of the first Great Depression was World War 2.  So why stop with just Iran and Iraq?  Clearly we should get this party started.

So when you all go home at night and kiss your children good night, take comfort in the fact that the economic thought that dominates the modern geopolitical landscape excels at seeing the benefit in the deaths of tens of millions, while peace is seen as the equivalent of stagnation.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment economics9698
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War has always been good for our Jew masters.  Keynes was just some stupid gentile that came along and codified the Jew playbook into economic nonsense.  Borrow, spend, and enrich the Jews bankers.  Repeat as needed. 

It’s all about the Jew masters getting the money.  War is just another way to get the Jews the money.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:41 | Link to Comment redpill
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Right because WW2 worked out just peachy for "the jew masters."

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment economics9698
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And maybe the next war will work out just peachy for the Jew masters.  

I remember as a kid losing 50,000 Americans lower class kids in Vietnam while McNamara did everything he cold to lose the war. And I remember that bastard going to the World Bank right after getting 50,000 Americans killed in a war that got the US off gold and onto the Jew banker ride of the millennium.

This shit is just getting started.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment FWM
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"Today's Election Result In 22 Words"

Exactly why some consider every day to be about the 14 words.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Uncool Bill Gross is trying to join the 'cool' brigade by thumbing his nose at poll-UTE-icians...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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replace the word Jew with Zionists then I,ll upvote you 1000

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Keep repeating this to yourselves until you finally actually believe it...

~~~

- Ben 'Shalom' Bernanke is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Benjamin Netanyahu is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- The Rothschild's aren't jews they're 'Zionists'

- Warburg was not a jew, but a 'Zionist'...

- Lloyd Blankfein is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Jamie Dimon is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Tim Geithner is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Alan Greenspan is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Ariel Sharon is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Ben Gurion was not a jew, he was a 'Zionist'...

- Karl Marx & Vladimir Lenin were not jews, they were 'Zionists'...

- Larry Summers is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Henry Kissinger is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- Paul Wolfowicz is not a jew, he's a 'Zionist'...

- The CEO's of all the main media outlets are not jews, they are 'Zionists'...

- Saul Alinsky was not a jew, he was a 'Zionist'...

Shame on those bad 'Zionists'... God save the 'Chosen Ones'...

 

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:24 | Link to Comment pods
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I think sucking down a bunch of beers with MDB would be priceless.

Oh, and more stout out the nose!

pods

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment economics9698
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MDB should have a charity party for ZH’ers only.  I bet he would raise $10,000 easy.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Ol Man
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"

Key Though Provoking Questions for Voters and Think Tanks:

 

Should we attack Iran's nuclear facility?

Should we have a second surge in Iraq?

Should we create a global central bank?

Should Americans be allowed to own firearms?

Should deploy drones across America to improve national security?"

 

You left out:

Should we convert poverty sticken areas into work camps???

should we eliminate private property and just give everyone some place to stay (Mariott, Motel 6?)???

Should we just admit that no one is capable of taking care of themselves and establish a permanant Department of Nanny State???

;)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:15 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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Great question.  We should check the numbers on the Global Consciousness Project...

Oops...we're screwed.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I've never once put a bumber sticker on a car,but after reading your post I just might.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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You didn't vote for that

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Induced Coma
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Getting OLD really fast...

 

 

IC

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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'They' as the fools at the GOP that didn't nominate Ron Paul?   Yeah, they should have remorse

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Fiscal.Enema
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With a touch of vanilla...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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"We get precisely the elected representatives we deserve."

On poltical matters, I left the collective "we" a long time ago.  I try not to hang out with morons.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:51 | Link to Comment tbone654
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What you tolerate is how you will be treated...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment aarbub
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"We perpetually seem to end up with career politicians that are created by some sort of half-cocked Madison Avenue advertising agency. This is not how it was all meant to be. No matter who wins tomorrow, as a nation, we all lose. Meet the new blowhards, same as the old ones…"

http://adventuresincapitalism.com/post/2012/11/05/Not-How-It-Was-Suppose...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Village Smithy
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That is the root of the problem. The "system" selects for a certain type of individual who must have a very strong suite of personal characteristics in order to make it to the top.  Unfortunately, none of these characteristics include leadership ability, integrity or honesty. 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:18 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYTw06Te1Q&feature=g-all-c

 

obama 43%

romney 40%

 

as shown on tv 2 weeks ago

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:04 | Link to Comment PUD
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 US ISM New York (Oct) M/M 45.9 (Prev. 52.9) Ignored..yes we fucking can!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment WaEver
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We don't get fooled again !

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment LiesAreTheOnlyTruth
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LOL ...

"Who is more the fool?  The fool, or the fool that follows him?"

~Obi Wan Kenobi

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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These pol slugs are not fools for the most part.  They're power seeking bastards conning fools into electing them.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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Very apropos to be quoting Old Ben Kenobi, because we're going to need the fucking Force to get us out of this bullshit.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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The end is near.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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Gross,

Fuck you, you and you're lot have profited from others misery to the tune of billions.

Fuck off, leave with your ill gotten gains and enjoy it while it lasts you shitbag.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:13 | Link to Comment riphowardkatz
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he should have been a monk like you.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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Hit a nerve then???

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:07 | Link to Comment LiesAreTheOnlyTruth
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Grass roots has been at it for Obama for thee years ... you will see more votes than there are actual voters for Obama.  Rest assured, we will be moving Forward Komrads, 10:1 odds of this :)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:10 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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I though Diebold was running?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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We would have better luck draw straws.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:10 | Link to Comment economessed
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...to the US voter only continuing frustration will accrue.

Consummating in death and taxes.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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No frustration- I voted for Virgil Goode, against the State of Virginia's right of Eminent Domain, and I refuse to pay taxes to Uncle Sam anymore.  Still working on the death thing though...  

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:10 | Link to Comment fuu
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The TOTUS will abide.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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LOL

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Well now we are almost through the latest incarnation of "the most important election of our life times" I look forward to the rinse and repeat in 2016

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:51 | Link to Comment madcows
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We will have collapsed into regional citizen states before then.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Mark123
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I can feel the electricity....wow, democracy in action!!  Just like the election of the next Pope!  So wonderful to have freedom of choice.   I am soooo happy that I really don't care who wins, because they are both such great men!!

 

Long live the Republic!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:17 | Link to Comment The big unzip
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I voted for sucession!  You guys can have both of them.  I can do a better job on my own.  Welcome to unziptopia. Population 1

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Jason T
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Elgrin Groseclose in his book Money and Man wrote back in 1934 describing the Roman empire in 301 A.D.: "The disintegration continued, and there seemed no power great enough to stop it. The treasury was empty, agriculture prostrate, industry demoralized, trade stagnant, and the only commercial activity was a maddened, consuming, parasitic speculation. In A.D. 301 Diocletian issued his famous price fix- ing decree as the last measure of a desperate sovereign."

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:22 | Link to Comment yogibear
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Chicago has plenty of dead voters to ensure a democratic victory.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:44 | Link to Comment machineh
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Ohio has millions of absentee ballots to ensure a victory by the highest bidder.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:26 | Link to Comment conspicio
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I am a subscriber to the theory of diminishing knowledge. It suggests that knowledge diminishes from a lack of sharing until eventually everyone knows nothing. And we're heading for the trough of that cycle currently in many areas.

Until the populace understands clearly that they are voting for their Electoral College electors, then the whole civic exercise is doomed for false expectations. And that the media and other supposedly educated people further the meme that the popular vote matters, well, fuck 'em. And diminishing knowledge abounds and the cycle moves another notch downward.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Blammo
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Pass the brawndo

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment climber
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Its got "electrolytes"

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment brak
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its got what plants crave!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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no lack of sharing.. major shortage of listeners

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment cdude
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Little Abby summarizes the election in 6 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjrthOPLAKM 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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"Maybe it's not the people in Congres that sucks.  Maybe it is the people who suck."

George Carlin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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Yep, stupid is as stupid does.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 13:14 | Link to Comment tsx500
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damn i miss that guy !

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment iGotThisShirtFr...
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"The public sucks. Fuck hope."

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Tombstone
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Did Gross actually speak those words or did he borrow Obummer's teleprompter?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:24 | Link to Comment rhinoblitzing
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Hey Bill: "To the victor belongs the..." Insanity...

For the People: Prepare to Assume the Position - whichever NWO sociopath-puppet gets it.

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:23 | Link to Comment freedogger
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My standard response when someone asks me who I think will win: "Not the American people"

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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I can preemptively summarize today's election in 6 letters:

BOHICA
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Klazy Plick
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Damn You Kurt Vonnegut

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:40 | Link to Comment iGotThisShirtFr...
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Our economy is like a damaged house. every1 wants it fixed, but wont acknowledge the true condition. every 4 years some hand picked puppet comes along and adds some weak layer of cardboard and duct tape and claims it is fixed. by the time the next election comes around, the quick patch-ups are gone and we are in the same spot, if not worse, and the cycle continues. People are unwilling to accept the reality that in order to have a better future, the house needs to be torn down and rebuilt.


Tue, 11/06/2012 - 12:57 | Link to Comment Orange Pekoe
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Oh, I am accruing frustration not interest. Yep, sounds about it.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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Even if the Golfer-in-Chief wins again, I doubt we will be forced to watch liberal idiots dancing and singing in the streets like 4 years ago.

 

A disputed election would be a great time for the good guys in the military to arrest both of these clowns along with the majority of the senate and congress.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Grand Supercycle
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OBAMA WINS.

Prediction Markets Decided For Obama Months Ago...

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