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As the first exit polls start trickling in, readers can keep track of the live action with the following handy maps, selected from various websites. As a reminder, exit polls are about as predictable as any other polling 'data point' based on +/-4% error margin sampling, which in turn is virtually every data point used to feed Garbage In, Garbage Out "predictors", "simulators" and other "black boxes" which forecast the future with triple digit "accuracy." Simply said, in an election in which the margin of difference in the key electoral states (not to mention the popular vote) is far narrower than the error rate, take everything you have heard about the final outcome and burn it, or sell it and buy several Stat 101 credits at the local community college.

ABC News link:

 

Bloomberg TV:

There are enough links below so that readers of every political persuasion should be able to find just the appropriate echo chamber.

Google:

Politico:

NBC:

 

Fox:

 

MSNBC:

 

Intrade betting map:

Last, and certainly least, CNN:

 

Finally, for those who wish to play with the various electoral college permutations, here they are again:

 

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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:04 | 2953442 BandGap
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Dig the crazy Mitt hair, baby!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:29 | 2953517 vast-dom
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Vote Blue Cancer / Vote Red Cancer -- would you like testicular cancer or prostate cancer? want your balls to fall off or your asshole to fall out? Fixing it clearly isn't an option when voting.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:34 | 2953530 CPL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QdpGd74DrBM

 

Voting machines changing ballot tally...caught on phone cam.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2953543 Stackers
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Vote for who you want - This is a free dictatorship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7E9SS-X4YY

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:50 | 2953572 derek_vineyard
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waste of time----obama has won already

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:53 | 2953580 NotApplicable
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I'm enjoying all of those zeros next to both of their names.

If only they could both lose...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:04 | 2953610 The Gooch
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5%

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:07 | 2953613 zorba THE GREEK
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All my dead friends and dead relatives will be voting Democratic tonight.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:14 | 2953625 fuu
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:31 | 2953650 Manthong
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Popcorn  - check
Cheese Doodles – check
Beer – check
Jim Beam – check
Vicodin - check
Vaseline - check

I’m ready.. bring it.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:03 | 2953726 Mr Pink
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All I have is whats left of my Halloween candy and a quarter bottle of Ezra Brooks

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:28 | 2953780 TeamDepends
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Hang on to the bottle, you might need it later.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:33 | 2953917 francis_sawyer
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Fuck all these goddamned motherfucking fucks... (I mean that in the 'nicest' way)...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:51 | 2953959 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Michigan man dies, is revived at poll—and makes sure he voted

 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/michigan-man-dies-during-early-voting...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:29 | 2953782 Enslavethechild...
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Bernanke is the fucking President, what's everybody getting all hot and bothered about?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:35 | 2953793 erg
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I say replace the voting booths with rock-em sock-em robots. You square-off against another voter. The vote goes to the red or blue team.

Let the randomness of the universe decide. At least you had a little fun for your trouble.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:28 | 2953905 TruthInSunshine
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Regardless as to which Deeply Captured Candidate (by the very same groups/people as they like to hedge their bets) wins, I toast The Bernank, who will still be chugging along with electronic printer equivalent always in tow, with the following musical tribute:

Debaser - YouTube

 

h/t Daily Bail

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:40 | 2953939 erg
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:48 | 2953836 AGuy
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You forgot something. Probably the most import:

A wakizashi!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:29 | 2953652 Spirit Of Truth
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Intrade has good real-time tracking of the odds:

http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2012/11/real-time-tracking-of-2012-...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:45 | 2953682 zorba THE GREEK
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How can one pick which of these 2 great men should be president?

I only wish I could vote for both of them, but since I can't, I guess

there's only one way to choose. Eeny meeny meiny moe........

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:10 | 2953742 SmallerGovNow2
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BIGOT....

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:12 | 2953748 DaveyJones
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Hey the "full results" are already accurate. They're both zeroes

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:52 | 2953697 The Gooch
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:25 | 2953772 Michaelwiseguy
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I should have wrote in Satin, instead I voted for one of his hand picked boys.

Write-In Satan Campaign

http://www.dailypaul.com/261765/write-in-campaign-for-tomorrows-election

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2953740 GeorgeHayduke
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Strangely, all of my brain dead Republican friends and family voted today too. Looks like the dead will win one way or another. The zombie apocalypse is right here, right now.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:26 | 2953777 GeorgeHayduke
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Well, looks like 2 brain dead zombies (so far) have voted me down to prove my point. Gotta love entrenched righties for their predictability. They're zombies and don't even know it.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:05 | 2953858 lincolnsteffens
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Correction, 3 brain dead voted you down. Since two others voted you up that makesa total of 6 brain dead idiots which includes you. Can you guess which one of the 4 thumbs down voters was particularly alert and voted for Gary Johnson.   There are still too many anesthetized hypnotized socialized propagandized  brainwashed  and deluded citizens to make a difference.

Thanks to news and information web sites like ZeoroHedge more people have begun to wake up and shake others. There is a big change coming that may be as important and disruptive as the machine age was. The age of technology is changing the entire paradigm of the late 19th and 20th centuries.

Three cheers for ZeroHedge"

 

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:23 | 2954021 GeorgeHayduke
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I see you have it all figured out, except the part of excluding yourself as an idiot of course. You apparently assumed I voted for the Dem candidate since I made fun of the Rethug supporters. You get an idiot nomination for your black or white, either or thinking, even though you seem to think you're so beyond it. You voted Libertarian...how predictable from your attitude.

You may be right about the technology driven changes coming. We will see. We may also see changes due to the end of cheap energy, climate change and ecosystem collapses. Not all of these are easily overcome with technological fixes, Yeah, I know peak oil, climate change and ecosystem collapse goes against the prevailing conservative and libertarian dogmas, but reality does not care about belief systems. We will see.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2953755 Silver Bug
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Let the fraud commence. 

 

http://schiffblog.blogspot.ca/

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:42 | 2953820 living on the edge
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The outcome of the election comes down to a permanent move far away from the cities into the countryside or permanent residency in Latin America. I anxiously await our fate!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:20 | 2953483 TheCanadianAustrian
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I'm hoping for a 5-point plus win for Obama, so there can be absolutely no doubt whatsoever in anyone's mind what the outcome is of his policies. The #1 enemy of prosperity in the  western world is not socialism, it's ignorance.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:44 | 2953681 Miffed Microbio...
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Noble sentiment but I know individuals who, if sitting on tires and warming their hands over a burning barrel after a Obama 2nd term, would blame Bush for their plight. It's really a mantra for some now. I've pointed out many alternative causes rehashed exhaustively here to no avail. Perhaps some just need to pee on the electric fence to figure it out. Though, for some, that wouldn't even work.

Miffed:-)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:11 | 2953745 Totentänzerlied
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I know of a few as well, they're called "Democrats".

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:16 | 2953759 ACP
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Oh man, JUST saw a CNBC correspondent fudge a paraphrase of Obama supporters, "We're sticking with Carte---, er I mean, we're sticking with Obama..."

Wow, yet ANOTHER Freudian slip.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:27 | 2954030 TheCanadianAustrian
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It's the classic cure to your kid smoking cigarettes. "So you like socialism, do you? Well I'm going to sit here while you smoke a whole 8 YEARS of socialism."

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:37 | 2953799 FreedomGuy
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Socialism and ignorance go together. Socialism counts on ignorance and people wanting free stuff.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:34 | 2953921 max2205
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Wtf is taking OH to count? One for Romney, two for fuckhead.....

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:29 | 2953520 Deathrips
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Will the Mitt hair hold up the SP? They are found liable for misleading investors...Says australian courts. Stay strong mitt hair..stay strong. LOL .... what a tool they both are.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:55 | 2953587 a growing concern
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Tonight my vote goes to bourbon.  You're always a winner to me!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:04 | 2953443 Super Marco
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Last and certainly least, CNN. Classic!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:10 | 2953461 ACP
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Fox asks:

"The Verdict:"

I say:

"Guilty as charged!"

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:11 | 2953465 GFKjunior
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Congrats America, you elected a gun grabbing, progressive, civil liberties destroying, economic dunce, but at least Harvard grad just like you voted for!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:40 | 2953808 fleur de lis
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We still have no proof he is a Harvard grad or Columbia grad or any other grad since we are forbidden to see his transcripts. In fact I have never seen proof he is a high school grad, although that would be easier to prove even though those grades are probably off limits, too.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:06 | 2953863 CommunityStandard
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Except he had described both candidates.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:14 | 2954000 fleur de lis
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Agreed, but the lack of school attendance and academic records, classmates, etc., only applies to Obama. He's like a phantom -- cropped up out of nowhere with a bio that cannot be verified.  

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:19 | 2954012 knukles
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We don't have a fucking clue about anything in this guy's background.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:04 | 2953444 Rollerball
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The "I's" have it.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:05 | 2953445 Ignorance is bliss
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Gooo!!!! Ron Paul !!!! You have my vote.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:10 | 2953463 Darkness
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Congrats, you just gave Obama another four years. 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:17 | 2953478 Ignorance is bliss
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Both candidates represent Fascist interests and not those of the people they are attempting to bullshit into voting for them. Suck on that reality.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:04 | 2953608 Dr. Richard Head
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Mmmmmm. Tastes like skittle shat from a unicorn.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:44 | 2953678 The Gooch
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Skattles.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:19 | 2953481 Unprepared
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As opposed to?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:27 | 2953513 cougar_w
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I tell you, it kinda warms my heart when I see that someone still thinks the old Blue-vs-Red thing is in play. Reminds of the good old days. You know, before Nixon.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:31 | 2953524 Bay of Pigs
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I still can't believe they railroaded that fine man.

<sarc>

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:53 | 2953578 Dapper Dan
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That fine man and his tapes.

Think Big Nixon

Tape transcripts (1971)

Nixon: I still think we ought to take the North Vietnamese dikes out now. Will that drown people?
Kissinger: About two hundred thousand people.
Nixon: No, no, no, I'd rather use the nuclear bomb. Have you got that, Henry?
Kissinger: That, I think, would just be too much.
Nixon: The nuclear bomb, does that bother you?...I just want you to think big, Henry, for Christsakes.

[edit] Tape transcripts (1971)

  • We're going to [put] more of these little Negro bastards on the welfare rolls at $2,400 a family — let people like Pat Moynihan and [special consultant] Leonard Garment and others believe in all that crap. But I don't believe in it. Work, work — throw 'em off the rolls. That's the key.

I have the greatest affection for them [Negroes] but I know they're not going to make it for 500 years. They aren't. You know it, too. The Mexicans are a different cup of tea.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:26 | 2953641 cougar_w
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Some musician should set that to rap:

Yo homiez, think'n big with the rhymes, Dicky Nixon gonna nuke him some crimes. Humanity baby, got yo white meat here. Crime me up nigga, they jus slants we hear. Cuz homiez in North Nam, 200 kilo, they be swim'n in hot sewer from that nuk-klee-ah trigger. Pimp that Hank Kissy, nigga some cray. Dat shit don't trouble you, not when you say -- bitch we winning. Not when you say winning. Nigga'z not when you say winning. We be winning now fag homiez. Winning with dat nuk-klee-ah pimp hand. Word.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:56 | 2953705 dark pools of soros
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+10megatons

dat nuk-klee-ah pimp hand

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:12 | 2953743 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of Tricky Dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8YzsS2T97Q

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:47 | 2953835 chump666
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love that song

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:55 | 2953847 Goldilocks
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John Lennon - Watching The Wheels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9dc9im3-M (3:34)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:23 | 2953897 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Nobody told me there'd be days like these.

Strange days indeed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EImWL_ppAXM

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:46 | 2953684 Bolweevil
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Sometimes I feel like I'm not black enough.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:04 | 2953730 QQQBall
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Vote for Obama, that will help :)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:15 | 2953751 DaveyJones
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Mexicans drink coffee

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:58 | 2953713 Harbanger
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"Reminds of the good old days. You know, before Nixon."

You gotta love the old boomers. 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:15 | 2953754 SmallerGovNow2
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Nixon was honorable, at least he fucking resigned.  Clinton, Bush, and Obama have all done far worse and just ignore it and go on like nothing happened.  We're all fucked...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:36 | 2953796 Bay of Pigs
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He was going to be impeached. He HAD to resign.

He was then pardoned by good ole Gerry Ford.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:47 | 2953566 AGuy
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Congrats, you just gave Obama another four years.

Obama: ObamaCare, Gun Control, Currency Controls, More War (Libya, Yemen, Syria), No Jail for WallSt Fraud, Socialist

Mittens: RomneyCare, Gun Control, Currency Controls, More War (Iran), No Jail for WallSt Fraud, Closet Socialist

Can you point out how you expect to be better off with Mittens? As I see, no matter who wins, American Workers Lose. Its a Tails I win, Head you Lose propsition!

 

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:58 | 2953710 dark pools of soros
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If Obama wins, go grab a government job

if Mitt wins, learn to fire people and you'll get a job

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:18 | 2953762 SmallerGovNow2
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IDIOT, Romney is not for Gun Control, Currency Controls, or no jail for fraud street.  And how the fuck do you consider him a socialist when compared to Obama...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:37 | 2953798 AGuy
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"Romney is not for Gun Control, Currency Controls, or no jail for fraud street. And how the fuck do you consider him a socialist when compared to Obama..."

'Fraid not. You are the idiot. Go look up Mittens voting record as Gov of MA. Ban on Assault Rifles and more restrictions on Gun Purchases. No way Mittens would push for Wall Street prosecution. As for Currency Controls Mittens wants tarrifs, and that is going to cause currency controls. Also note the Mittens Flip-flopped on getting rid or Bernanke. Mittens wants to keep rates low now.

Mittens, if he won, would be another Mike Bloomberg. Socialist disguised as a GOP candidate.

Looks like Obama going to take. Mittens is losing FL and OH.

 

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:58 | 2953852 XitSam
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On gun control, Romney will say and do whatever keeps him in office. With just one issue, he has proved he has no principles.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:05 | 2953862 AGuy
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"On gun control, Romney will say and do whatever keeps him in office"

What he says during campaigning is virtually meaningless. Its his past record that matters!

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:35 | 2953535 Goldilocks
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Slide  The Goo Goo Dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To (3:34)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:12 | 2953872 lincolnsteffens
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I voted for Johnson since Paul is no longer a candidate.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:04 | 2953446 SgtSchultz
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When is the election and who is running?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2953505 Unprepared
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You have been misinformed. It's a selection and no, no one is actually running.

When? Some time during the last 6 months

Who? Myppet A vs. Myppet B

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:05 | 2953732 Thucydides
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And most important....why isnt Dancing with the Stars on tonight? It was an elimination show!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:40 | 2953812 AGuy
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The last Candidate that was running was Bill Clinton. Running after female interns and running away from Hillary!

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:05 | 2953448 ShortTheUS
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Drudge pretty much calling it for BHO already

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:16 | 2953470 Zero Govt
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I never thought Americans would ever vote for the biggest spending socialist loser in history not to mention liar with his "promises, promises, promises" first election ....epic historical sized mega-bill, fuck all to show for it and zero Hope & Change delivered too

but they will

democracy really is only for total dupes (sheeple)

the lights are on but nobodies home

pass the sick bag

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:29 | 2953514 Harbanger
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In 2008 they were duped by the MSM.  Ain't gonna happen in 2012, Obama is out of promises.  BTW- you can't believe the exit polls, people lie to them because of political correctness.  In this election, exit polling is even worse because of the "bradley effect".

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:40 | 2953550 Blankenstein
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And the Hope & Change voters on my FB page have put up different video clips to justify their votes. ugh.   Also a few comments from the Romney voters, but not near as many.  A bunch of partisan bullshit that puts us in a running sprint to a third world nation status with the bankstas owning it all.  You win Lloyd, you evil POS.  

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:06 | 2953612 SIOP
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"...I never thought Americans would ever vote for the biggest spending socialist loser in history..."

Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes;  "The sound of socialism is applause"

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:18 | 2953628 Zero Govt
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the guy is a weasel same as the other weasel

the sound of socialism is bankruptcy

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:37 | 2953667 Harbanger
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Can't find your quote, who said it?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:07 | 2954558 SIOP
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I dont remember where I heard it and I cant find it either.

The closest I can find right now is this.

""So this is how liberty dies—to thunderous applause."

From a Star Wars movie of all places.  

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:33 | 2953655 DosZap
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I never thought Americans would ever vote for the biggest spending socialist loser in history not to mention liar with his "promises, promises, promises" first election ....epic historical sized mega-bill, fuck all to show for it and zero Hope & Change delivered too

 

Worse n that, Bill CLITTON, stumping for Bammy, and saying Do you want a President who LIES to you about everything???.

AMAZING BALLS......................

Impeached for lies, and sexual escapades, and is a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

And this is the BEST "TruthTeller" they can stump for the second biggest liar?.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:17 | 2953882 blunderdog
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The thing about Clinton is: the people who like him LOVE him.

He's the Dem version of Reagan.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:46 | 2953950 Taffy Lewis
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I'm with you Zero Govt. I'm a bit astonished.

I remember 4 years ago the day after the election, I was sitting in a rinky-dink airport in southern Portugal on The Algarve waiting for my return flight home, and 2 huge black ladies were sitting next to me with t-shirts with Obama's face on it, waving Obama/Biden flags, and wearing Obama hats. I said to myself "it's going to be a long fucking 4 years".

On the bright side, it's not going to be a long fucking 4 more years. My plan to move back to SE Asia with my family is on track and looking better than ever. Fuck all of you stupid sheeple that voted for this asswipe; you're not going to live off of my middle-class back much longer.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:42 | 2953821 walküre
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Drudge is calling Romney. Drudge is on CIA payroll.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:06 | 2953449 Spitzer
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CNN gets worse every day. Van Jones will probably have his own show soon.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:06 | 2953451 TraderTimm
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For those that prefer a "Big Board" kind of display that is easy on the eyes, try this one over at NPR:

http://election2012.npr.org/bigboard/president.html

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2953457 RmcAZ
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Google: http://www.google.com/elections/ed/us/results

EDIT: Tyler updated original post with Google link.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:09 | 2953460 Darkness
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Romney will win if his hair is perfectly combed, otherwise it is Obama's for the taking.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:17 | 2953760 CrockettAlmanac.com
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But I thought it was his gutchies that were magic.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:11 | 2953464 bobm2626
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VOTE FOR PEDRO!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:35 | 2953536 Coldfire
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Pedro lacks political experience.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:58 | 2953711 Rattling Bones
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Wasn't he a community organizer?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:01 | 2953722 buzzsaw99
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Skills:

He is really good at hooking up with chicks.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:18 | 2953884 blunderdog
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He had a rad bike, too, got some boss air going off those jumps.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:12 | 2953467 Bay of Pigs
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"find the appropriate echo chamber"

LOL, +1 for Tyler and to my fellow Tin Hatted Nutters on Make Believe Election Day

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:14 | 2953473 pragmatic hobo
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... election not of who's better but who is less worse ... how did it come to this?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:24 | 2953500 Zero Govt
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because you have a monopoly system, a bottleneck that narrows power/everything into a small office which is then easily targeted and corrupted by The Parasite Club

the best systems (nature, internet, a free market etc) spread decision making across thousands or millions of individuals, not narrowed to a handful

it's easy to corrupt 10 people in 1 office, close to impossible to corrupt 10 million

Govt is the problem, the solution is a free people

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:34 | 2953531 cougar_w
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It came to this because this is exactly how you destroy participatory democracy.

Amerika 2.0, courtesy of Big Oil, Big Pharma, and Big Ag.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:44 | 2953559 Goldilocks
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Jim Carrey - The Exxon Family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TprdMUe0hVY (2:25)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:56 | 2953590 chump666
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hahahaha

 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:43 | 2953822 Goldilocks
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The Kinks - Destroyer (1981)_HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ObLGRq33o (3:45)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:18 | 2953477 A Lunatic
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What a farce............

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:01 | 2953602 crusty curmudgeon
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"Presidents are selected, not elected."  - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:09 | 2953619 Harbanger
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The US is still struggling from his Socialist legacy.  He never did tell us who "selected" him.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:12 | 2953622 Goldilocks
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No Doubt - Just A Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg (3:27)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:43 | 2954072 A Lunatic
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How this makes me feel...................

Break Stuff lyrics - YouTube

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:19 | 2953482 Rattling Bones
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After tonight Michelle can go back to not being proud of America.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:20 | 2953484 Rattling Bones
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MSNBC has already called the election for Obama.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:51 | 2953575 Harbanger
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They can always edit the tape tomorrow.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:09 | 2953611 TruthInSunshine
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I genuinely don't how know anyone is mentally or physically capable of withstanding the torture that any of the Lame Stream Media dish out, whether MSNBSC, FAUX, CNN (CronyCapitalismNetwork), cnBSc, aBSc, cBsc or nBSbc. 

The United States has by far the worst media out of any nation that's remotely deemed developed, and even many nations that developing.

It's not that the media elsewhere is so good, it's that the media in the U.S. is so horrendous on a scale of lowly relativeness.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:45 | 2953894 blunderdog
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Check these folks: http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/audioconsole/?stream=ennws

You can hear someone sipping tea when he thinks the mic is off.  I say old man, getting a bit late, wot?

They've got some negro politician on who's just now saying "early" returns in Virginia are looking disappointing.

2142EST Officially, Romney just took http://www.racineco.com/

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:21 | 2953489 Money 4 Nothing
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Romney

Obama

 

Vote here.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:33 | 2953528 Antifederalist
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None of the above.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2953545 Harbanger
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It's too bad you don't have that choice.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:49 | 2953690 ParkAveFlasher
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As soon as I tried to write in Ron Paul, the ink turned invisible.

What'll they think of next?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:43 | 2954070 dogbreath
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       <-- lessor of two evils

       <--- confused

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:35 | 2953534 cougar_w
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Um. No.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:23 | 2953896 blunderdog
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Wait wait--do you mean make a PREDICTION or pick a preferred candidate?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:34 | 2954032 Money 4 Nothing
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Inttrade say's it all.

Barack Obama

93.4% Today's Change: +25.2 Shares Traded: 4,061,364

Mitt Romney

5.5% Today's Change: -27.4 Shares Traded: 3,340,093

http://www.intrade.com/v4/misc/scoreboard/

 

So I take it everyone want's socialism? Or stolen election? Which is it? Sad day for America.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:22 | 2953491 PicassoInActions
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can we take pol here, who vote for who? i just did for Gary Jonson, just to protest the other 2 morons.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:23 | 2953496 Rattling Bones
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I voted for Johnson, but I live in Massachusetts...so it don't matter.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:32 | 2953525 HyperinflatmyNutts
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+1

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:36 | 2953537 cougar_w
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Stein. I think. My wife casts my mail-in ballot for me weeks ahead and I usually don't follow up with her.

Because you know all this is so all-fired fucking important.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:57 | 2953591 thecoloredsky
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I voted Gary in Nc

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:25 | 2953639 DosZap
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Seems theBLACK PANTHERS are up to '08 tricks again in Philly.

Seems another group is joining them, to make sure ther is NO INTIMIDATION this trip.

Navy Seals.......Nuff said.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:26 | 2953776 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Seals versus panthers on dry land? That could be interesting. For the panthers.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:22 | 2953492 surf0766
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exit polls are meaningless

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:41 | 2953552 cougar_w
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The Hell? Shows what you know. Out here in Cali, we hang breathless on shit like that. Nobody here votes until late in the day and before we do we hit CNN and Reuters for the exits, get drunk enough to drive, and only then go vote. If done correctly you either 1) don't remember any part of the process so need never accept responsibility, or B) actually never arrive at the poll but instead go to the casino and blow your mortgage payment playing dice. Fuck yeah.

Yeah we're all about civic fucking responsibility out in Cali, bitchez.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:59 | 2953599 wiebern
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At least we are spared the candidates running around the state mucking up traffic. One benefit of the race being called before our polls close.

What casino are you playing dice at? Only card games and slots at any Indian casino I've been to in CA

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:10 | 2953620 cougar_w
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In fact I never frequent the casinos myself so I don't know what games they actually offer. When I wrote the above I was actually channeling the scene in "Mars Attacks!" where Danny DeVito is playing craps in Las Vegas while everyone else is watching the ballroom TV live announcing the Martian invasion of Earth. So happy, so clueless, so dead.

The day just has that kind of feel to it, know what I mean?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:22 | 2953493 Insideher Trading
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Drudge headline flashing red. 

Shit just got real.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:43 | 2953557 cougar_w
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Oh yeah when the media go code red, is some serious shit.

I bet he charges advertisers double today. That's how serious it is.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:24 | 2953502 DaylightWastingTime
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a vote for obama or romney is a vote for the siamese twin hellbeast spawn of the devil. no matter who wins america loses.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:31 | 2953523 Goldilocks
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Groovie Goolies Monster Mash Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA (3:04)

Monster Mash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U (3:20)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 20:23 | 2953637 Zero Govt
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right

another great 'offer' from Wall Street, this stinky product is called 'democracy' apparently 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:22 | 2953769 Goldilocks
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Bad Meets Evil-Above The Law-Lyrics [HQ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLk-IIjFek (3:32)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:27 | 2953508 silver surfer
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red team = sosialist

blue team = conservative

 

I dont get it?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:28 | 2953511 realtick
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2953515 Rattling Bones
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Michelle knows it's over, she has her EBT and Obamaphone applications already filled out.

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