Meanwhile... In Cupertino

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While the equity market is blissfully holding its no-news gains, everyone's favorite hedge fund hotel just hit the lows of the day... Having tested up to the 200DMA, AAPL is now leaking back under Friday's closing VWAP... Need moar channel-checks and $1111 analyst price-targets on TV stat!


Today saw once again a vertical rally up to VWAP (red) and then volume fade and now we are losing yesterday (yellow) and Friday's (blue) closing VWAPs...



At some point the humans will become aware of the Algos and we suspect a sinularity will occur...

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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:09 | 2952931 fightthepower
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Fuck you Bernanke!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:12 | 2952941 Zer0head
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YA that sinular asshole

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:26 | 2952998 Pladizow
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Peak Apple was Iphone-4.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:33 | 2953015 MillionDollarBogus_
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Thanks for the heads-up.

I just used most of my last million dollar bonus and loaded up on AAPL.

C'mon mini-pad...

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:39 | 2953035 AldousHuxley
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iGadget purchases are so 2011

2012 is year of 3.5% APR mortgages and home purchasesin bay area.


home depot stock up 50% as much as AAPL YTD.


Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:28 | 2953220 ParkAveFlasher
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What's really funny is that iGadget purchases and 3.5% APR mortgages for bay area home purchases probably cost about the same out-of-pocket.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:41 | 2953818 Enslavethechild...
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Honestly, is there a country in the world that doesn't print hundred dollar bills?

Is there a country in the world that doesn't print it's own AAPL stock?

Sell AAPL, buy physical (apples)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:34 | 2953017 Muppet of the U...
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Yea I just wanna say, who fuckin told ya so?  btw aapl still might crash, I maybe wrong about that one.  LOL, its not like I'd ever buy that pos though ;D

Fractals senor, are everywhere!  In fact, you may be one.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:33 | 2953361 DCFusor
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Could the "no news" have been the dismissal of Crapple's court case against Motorola with prejudice?  Apple evidently doesn't want to pay FRAND royalties for the RF patents Moto owns that every cel phone/tablet needs to license, and already told the court that if it didn't get a certain (very low) license fee, it would not comply.  What a bunch of shitheads - they are asking 5x more for their "design patent" for the you know, rectangle with rounded corners (prior art - every shirt pocket).

Maybe the Tyler's need to read the tech news more.  Apple has steadily been losing court cases, or winning thinly with appeals already justified and on going - to everyone BUT the financial media.

They all go "Apple wins again" when they did not win except very narrowly with great chances for the other party on appeal, and then ONLY in US courts - the foriegn courts seem to see things with less biased eyes than ours, or our media.

Hint: covers this sort of thing in excruciating detail.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:15 | 2952959 redpill
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Oh AAPL, peel me do I not bleed?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:15 | 2952961 Lendo
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iPad mini fail 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:21 | 2952979 azzhatter
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hard to believe broke ass people don't need one more device

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:38 | 2953034 Caviar Emptor
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iPad mini less useless than iPad tho....just sayin'

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:44 | 2953049 redpill
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Too big to fit in your pocket, too small to do spreadsheets, what could go wrong?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:14 | 2953749 ToNYC
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iMini is better for small restaurant waitpersons! Touch and go; Rectangle around and round; Soft corners too.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:16 | 2952962 fuu
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Sinularity ensues.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:29 | 2953003 Schmuck Raker
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It's like a Romantic Comedy with some Soft-Porn mixed in.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:17 | 2952966 Downtoolong
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All it takes is one weak hand in any stock, commodity, etc. and it's market can play like a yo yo all day long.

Looks like silver had another step function move today also.

What a joke.


Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:20 | 2952977 slaughterer
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AAPL: Kev' always saves the best for last.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:23 | 2952990 NotApplicable
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I'm wondering why Kevin hates America?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:23 | 2952991 element115
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I'm replying to this thread on my iPad 4, so I'm getting a kick out of this discussion.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:49 | 2953065 mkhs
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Is 4 the maxipad?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:35 | 2953380 DCFusor
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I'm short AAPL, you insensitive clod.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:27 | 2952997 Nid
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Why do you smug fuckers so hate liberty? If AAPL closes below $550, the terrorists win.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:38 | 2953031 hedgeless_horseman
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They hate us for our $2.65 dividend?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:38 | 2953032 Caviar Emptor
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omg you're right! 

So by that thinking....go long berkas, hallal butchers, qran publishers and throwable shoes? 

Greed is good

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:09 | 2953731 ToNYC
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The terrorists were short AA and UAL (Long OTM puts) 11 years ago; they're short AAPL now. No greater blow than down the glass staircases.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:36 | 2953028 Caviar Emptor
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Fall down go boom

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:40 | 2953038 jimijon
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Having just finished a simple cross platform app, all I can say is uggh when it came to android. Lots of different variations and versions to test... nightmare... almost rooting for MS.

Anyway, back on some nice Objective-C iPad development again.... ahhhhhhhh.

Meanwhile I am throwing the dice holding on some positions dependent on the election. Inveterate dice thrower that I am. And soon will be wanting some nice AAPL slice in my portfolio if this keeps up. 

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 16:42 | 2953041 Mad Mohel
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They need to get into the voting machine racket, the iRig. Shit that would even get me to go down there even if its just to finger the hardware.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:06 | 2953317 css1971
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Bursting bubbles.

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