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Obama Wins Presidency, NBC Projects

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NBC news just announced that it projects a victory for Obama in Ohio. Which means the Florida vote is now moot, and which means Barack Obams has been relected as president of the US.

 

Via NBC:

 

Market holding losses in choppy mess from lows to VWAP...

 

Gold over $1725...

 

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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:27 | 2954198 TruthInSunshine
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Romney didn't have a "Romney Girl" on youtube. Big strategic mistake.

 

Tomorrow, the gas station signs won't have numbers on them, but will read:

 

Regular Unleaded:         Don't Ask

Premium Unleaded:       HA!

Diesel:                       Trade4Organs

 

Obamney knocked the price of refined gasoline down by about 1 Federal Reserve Note per gallon just in the knick of time...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:47 | 2954425 MiltonFriedmans...
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Now the mask comes off,bring it bitchez!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:03 | 2955643 Bicycle Repairman
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Gasoline going from $4.00 to $3.50 in the last three weeks won this election.  Better fill up now.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954252 vast-dom
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someone won: nothing clever, crass or insightful to say...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954256 golfrattt
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Congrats to the new captain of the Titanic's boiler room....

2 scoops of coal, please.... no, there's no hurry.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:33 | 2954304 dbomb12
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Sorry the EPA has now banned coal, the ship will sink allot faster now

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954504 CaptainObvious
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But they've substituted "green fuel", which means it will sink twice as fast and cost ten times as much.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:36 | 2954871 FreedomGuy
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In an Obama cronyist regime the Captain leaves first, stays rich and only the passengers who believed in the captain die.

Don't believe me? Find Corzine and see how he is doing versus the USS MF Global. Then check out the USS Solyndra and it's top people. The pattern is the same everywhere.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:56 | 2954481 Cabreado
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"Then again who the hell cares. They are the same."

That's all the more reason to care.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:07 | 2954556 Larry Dallas
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We all nigga's now! I'm with Jay-Z and Beeeoncay!

Welcome to US of Affirmative Action!

Free birth control! 12 Trillion don't matter. I got my Range Rovers!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:25 | 2954849 LMAOLORI
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Did you see what that dinner with Bouncy cost taxpayers?

The Obama extravaganza two years ago for Mexican President Felipe Calderon, which included a performance by pop star Beyonce, cost $969,793, or more than $4,700 per attendee, the documents show.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/spending-on-white-house-dinners-soars-under-obama/article/2511758

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 04:39 | 2955039 homme
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Some of us are Whexicans.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954637 DeadFred
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They may be the same but Eric Holder will be spending his time tracking you, not anyone from JP Morgan. There was some chance for change with the other Obamney, slim but some.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954158 Grifter
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This thread is going to be absofuckinglutely awesome.  I can't wait to revisit it tomorrow morning when I wake up.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:26 | 2954241 J in Vegas
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On the boobtube I heard the talking head spit out.... "a deeply fractured country". No shit! Looking at the map, I can't help but think, when will the south try to leave the union again? The west coast could leave and be called the "Great State of Commiefornia", the south could be called "Dixieland", the midwest and rocky mountain states "Flyover Union", and the rest could stay in the union as the "U.S.A" Everyone will be happy and if you don't like you new nation, move to a different one.

Oh wait.... That was already tried..........

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:31 | 2954281 NotApplicable
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Same as it ever was.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:23 | 2954642 DeadFred
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We prefer to be called the Left Coast.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:40 | 2954707 Dr. Sandi
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The Confederate States of America had very strong, legitimate complaints against the Yankee government. They were quite literally being taxed to death and treated more like bunch of colonies than equal partners in the union. Between the greed of the big industrialists and railroads and the thieving federal and state governments on the rail lines north, there were severely hard times in the South.

To compare the bitching and whining over which crook takes the reins of the kiddy pony ride that passes for our federal government today to the economic suffering in the Confederacy is like comparing a fall down ouchy boo boo to a multiple amputation from an IED.

Lousy elections are not the stuff revolutions are made of.

Give a wakeup call when they turn off the SNAP cards.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:55 | 2954473 zdk45
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...'This thread'...?

 

uh, rather, it was a pleasure knowing you ZH...good luck with the 'belligerent-website friend of freedom-haters act 2013', er, internet reorginization 2013.  As for me, I'll be mozy-ing over to MSCNFOXBC-yah00-Book-Morgan.com chat for my news and celebration truth-speak, post haste. and a Good day to youu.... whooooooshhhh

-american, 2001-2012

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954161 AU5K
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Gold guaranteed to go to $5K/oz.  Absolute certainty.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:35 | 2954319 GeorgeHayduke
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Gold would have gone to $5k/oz. with Mittens as Prez too. Welcome to fascism, even though the ignorant and misguided on here keep talking endlessly about socialism as though they are stuck in a Cold War time loop with no ability to perceive reality today.

Even though the economy has sucked, as well as most of Obama's policies, it appears that the country has rejected the backward-looking, out of touch with reality, proudly ignorant conservatism that is basically the Republican Party of today. However, such backwards thinking can spread like wildfire easily as the spread of Islamic fundamentalism has shown. The public is fickle.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:54 | 2954469 kridkrid
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That's right. One fascist president after another, no matter the party. But just wait to see what is handed to us in 2016. Another four years of economic hardship, a fase flag or two... We'll elect the real-real thing.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:11 | 2954578 MeBizarro
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No idea where gold goes because it might plunge too.  Just see it as an asset that will likely hold more weatlh but the reality is that either guy running was basically a fascist.  Laugh when Obama was called a 'socialist/Marxist' when I see a guy who has let the banks run free, bailed out large companies and passed a bill which was a huge giveaway to all corporate healthcare interests, aggressively expanded covert action/drone strikes, and pushed for bills to curtail privacy/increase gov't surveillance on a widespread scale.  

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:49 | 2954437 MiltonFriedmans...
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As soon as the fucking Fed blows up.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954181 in4mayshun
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YESSIR!!!! Lets get this show on the road! Collapse-here we come!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:38 | 2954338 GeorgeHayduke
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Collapse is the destination regardless of who "won" tonight. Now that the phony show is over we can resume the trip.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:14 | 2954595 JPM Hater001
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Eyes on the prize so to say?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:50 | 2954442 salvadordaly
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YESSIR!!!! Lets get this show on the road! "RESET"-here we come!

There I fixed it for Ya!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954186 Alpo for Granny
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Choom time bitchez!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:38 | 2954875 FreedomGuy
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It is in Colorado. The only good result of the whole evening.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:32 | 2954514 CompassionateFascist
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There was no fix. The Free Shit Army - blacks, browns, yellows, white gubmint employees, and most of the Jews - is now the national majority (you can just see the cheap labor Brown Tide spreading northward on the electoral map), and will remain so until the Debt Bomb explodes. Then we go to bullets, not ballots. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:19 | 2954624 James-Morrison
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What does "is" mean?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954638 James-Morrison
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Does that mean Obama "won" the election?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:24 | 2954646 James-Morrison
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Or that he was the chosen one?

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:25 | 2954650 James-Morrison
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Much Ado About Nothing -- the bard

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:36 | 2954695 San Diego Gold Bug
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Our grand fathers and our great grand fathers who fought and died for our country are rolling over in their graves right now.  We are now going to be "shortest" great Empire in history!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 07:30 | 2955143 spankfish
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What the fuck?  We had an election?  I guess I picked the wrong day to give up drinking.  Who's the black guy in the White House?  What's this about 200+ trillion in debt?  Fuck, I'm gonna start drinking agin.  Mother fuck me!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954151 Supernova Born
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The FSA [Free S... Army] is in charge of Amerika!

Print, Bernank, print!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:59 | 2954496 Maos Dog
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This is zerohedge, you can say "shit"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954155 j-dub
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It's fuckin over, done.

No, not the election Zippy-the country.

 

FOWARD...........into the abyss.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954212 knukles
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Watch that "Zippy" shit... 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:42 | 2954722 Dr. Sandi
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I'm so pissed off at the election results that I'm gonna move out of Mama's basement and get me a job.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:43 | 2954723 Dr. Sandi
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Just kidding about the job part.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954156 Yen Cross
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We're FUCKED... Forward>

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954178 Id fight Gandhi
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Behind>

Reach around>

Mmph mmph!!>

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954187 ghengis86
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Lean forward!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954157 THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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Perfect...I'm going to be a multimiilionaire in GOLD SILVER and GARBAGE

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:34 | 2954312 JLee2027
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And one of the first trillionaires before it's all over.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:51 | 2954445 MiltonFriedmans...
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Yesssss, and your millions will certainly buy you a Big Mac.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954160 Id fight Gandhi
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We're fucked.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:47 | 2954420 JohnG
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We were fucked either way, but,

 

.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:54 | 2954467 MiltonFriedmans...
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What's an Austrailian kiss? Just like a French kiss but down under.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954162 RmcAZ
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Surprise! /sarc

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:54 | 2954163 HD
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Four MOAR years!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954166 DaveyJones
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every single one of our problems are solved

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954167 becky quick and...
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not that it really matters, but fuck. i knew people were stupid, but i didn't know they were that stupid.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954210 Better_late_tha...
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"but fuck"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:23 | 2954223 knukles
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We be gonna getin' a lots moar oh dat butt fuckin' too, bleive ewu me.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:35 | 2954320 JLee2027
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Anyone who has a photo of Becky Quick and says "FUCK" is thinking like I like.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:56 | 2954480 MiltonFriedmans...
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At least we know they deserve what they are about to receive.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:41 | 2954885 FreedomGuy
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There is a theory to which I now ascribe, "We get the government we deserve."

Mencken said something to the effect, "Democracy is the illusion that the people know what they want...and they get it good and hard."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:44 | 2955827 MisterMousePotato
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Wrong.

*I* get the government that *they* deserve.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954169 Hard1
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Well, we get 4 more years of getting screwed instead of 4 years of getting screwed badly with an option for 4 more

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:25 | 2954235 TruthInSunshine
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Go long Deeply Captured "elected officials" and regulatory agencies, friend.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 06:23 | 2955103 swiss chick
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That's good, right?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:17 | 2954170 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Physical gold and silver won today.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:34 | 2954315 epwpixieq-1
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Technically they have been wining every day since the inception of The FED, just lately it is a lot more noticeable with the dumification of US of A and not as many smart people in-coming (as ratio to the natively mis-educated) compared as before.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954172 thecoloredsky
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Halftime in America is now over. Get back to work peasants.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954635 HD
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 Big Bird is keeping his job.  Mr. Snuffleupagus however...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954174 Walter_Sobchak
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the sheeple won't abide a new war with another republican.  baaaaaahhhhhh.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:18 | 2954176 Gringo Viejo
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Look at the bright side folks. The Moolies won't be burning down the cities for a least 4 more years. Ya gotta turn those lemons into lemonade.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:24 | 2954226 knukles
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Ever seen the home team's winner celebrate?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954260 All Out Of Bubblegum
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I'm hearing small arms fire in celebration in my small city-type American enclave.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:23 | 2954183 The Master
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Well played Rothschilds. You made sure Dr. Ron Paul never got fair coverage from the media during the primaries. You made sure that the Federal Reserve was a forgotten issue at the debates. You allowed your Manchurian Candidate to INCREASE the amount of systemic risk in our banking system through his deliberate aversion to fixing TBTF and HFT. You were able to convince the sheeple to re-elect a man who is arguably one of the greatest warmongerers of all time by shielding him with a Nobel Peace Prize and allowing him to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Masterful job I must say. /sarc

/Sarc off

Fuck you.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954264 nc551
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I'm not sure if anyone remembers but at first there was only Romney and Paul.  Paul was gaining way too fast because he was the only competitor then wham, after 2 weeks Santorum was at 15% and they re-animated Gingrich who was just scary.  Santorum and Gingrich fell off the face of the earth as soon as Paul was successfuly marginalized.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:33 | 2954303 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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This is the best ZH post I've seen in a long time

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:24 | 2954647 DaveyJones
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Sec

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:45 | 2954735 Dr. Sandi
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Tonight, the forces of darkness have triumped over the forces of evil.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:59 | 2954781 Incubus
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why's obama's team gotta be 'dark,' yo?!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954185 Kreditanstalt
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GOP...shoot yourselves in the OTHER foot too...!!!!!

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954255 Mercury
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No, by next election they will have (further) reinvented themselves as the other Democratic party.

 

Should your taxes be 67% (R) or 68% (D) ? 

 

Tune in next time, it will be a thrilling race to the finish!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:39 | 2954353 bigkahuna
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Yep. Small business goodbye. College grads fuck off. All else go get your government cheese.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:43 | 2954389 AetosAeros
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"Tune in next time, it will be a thrilling race to the flush!"

 

There, fixed it for you.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:15 | 2954602 MeBizarro
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The GOP will be a party that supports tax increases in the next 4 years?  I would bet $50k in my trading account against this in a hearbeat. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:34 | 2954690 Mercury
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They will among other things that may shock you and if they don't there will be no GOP.  Check out the history of the Labor and Conservative paries in the UK and see if you can find any daylight between them today.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:45 | 2954736 MeBizarro
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Don't confuse US and UK conservatives.  Apples and bananas. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954188 Mister Minsk
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Good night Amerika! Sweet dreams!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:18 | 2954621 JPM Hater001
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No you have to stay up.  Next are reruns on The Honeymooners and tonights rerun is when Ralph actually levels his wife for voting for Obama...

Bang...zoom to the moon with ya!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954190 Essential Nexus
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America is dumber than rats.  At least rats stop eating the poison when they get sick.  America just gets hungrier.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:30 | 2954272 JohnG
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Rats also die...Americans just die slower, and more painfully.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:58 | 2954745 Dr. Sandi
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Regarding the poison, a FEW rats are more like Americans than you'd think. It turns out that apples are an antidote to Warfarin, the very popular rat poison. So rats can chow down on the D-Con snacks, knock back a few apples, then have more rat poison.

I'm not sure if rats can vote, but we seem to elect a lot of them.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2954191 Sabibaby
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This is bullish right?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:19 | 2954625 JPM Hater001
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Yes, it is now safe to buy apple with both hands.  Dig in...this time is different, clearly.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:20 | 2954193 Kreditanstalt
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The masses really want to keep their free stuff, don't they?

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:32 | 2954288 CrockettAlmanac.com
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America wants the freedom to be told what to do. Bronco just sold it better than Mitt.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:33 | 2954294 CaptainObvious
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Dude, I'm just picturing the riots in the cities if they had to give back the Obamaphones.  I'd rather put that off for a few more years so I can finish saving up for my private island thankyouverymuch.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:20 | 2954195 Spitzer
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the states will crash and burn and obama will wear it. god no. i hate looking at this socialist spade.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:20 | 2954197 lolmao500
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Good. Bring in the collapse already.

Next up : War with Iran and Syria... QE Infinity^2... fiscal cliff... debt ceiling... Greece running out of money in a few days.

This is gonna be hilarious when all the Obots go into meltdown because their dear leader economic plan has failed.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:40 | 2954365 A Lunatic
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This IS the plan, right on schedule, the worsterest is yet to come............

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:20 | 2954199 Zero_Sum
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Bullish Smith & Wesson and Sturm Ruger.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:44 | 2954393 Weyland_Yutani
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What's the div yield on Smith&Wesson these days?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:47 | 2954422 SgtSchultz
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Ammo baby, ammo, better than gold or silver.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:17 | 2954611 MeBizarro
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Ammo blah blah.  See you silver/gold and raise you with insulin forall of the Type 2 diabetics.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:55 | 2954764 SgtSchultz
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Ammo is a seamless barter item for other goods.  IMHO

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:28 | 2954854 Overfed
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Except for the part where you get it returned to you-from the muzzle of a gun. Ammo is for storing and stacking. Cigarettes and booze are for trading.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:01 | 2954786 Incubus
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glock person here, myself.

 

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:55 | 2954993 Svendblaaskaeg
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silver bullets bitchez!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:21 | 2954200 Everyman
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The GOP can now RIP.  They have crapped all over themselves!  I KNEW when they nominated Mittens, that the GOP would lose.  The party is DEAD, and the American People that bvoted for huge government is going to be disappointed.

I welcome the coming crises, because I don't give a fuck anymore!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:39 | 2954357 JLee2027
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Consider yourself a Remnant, one of those appointed to rebuild after the collapse. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:39 | 2954708 OldPhart
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My expected date of demise appears to have been shortened quite a bit. 

I'll be the dessicated corpse on the side of a desert road.  Pour a bit of beer, or a shot of whiskey, in respect as you pass.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954639 Bay of Pigs
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The GOP was dead 20 or 30 years ago.

WTF?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:21 | 2954202 Flakmeister
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Bought some GLD calls today and missed the call by 1 hour and 19 minutes, I thought it would be over at 10 PM....

Hint: Candidates like Aiken impress nobody.....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:21 | 2954204 thedrickster
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954206 lakecity55
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George has now convinced me the voting machines are Fixed.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954207 thedrickster
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Wesley Mouch for SecBiz.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954208 lolmao500
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Or you know, for the lulz... Romney could contest Florida and Ohio.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:42 | 2954718 Matt
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according to the 512 paths, even with FL + OH Obama wins so no point.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954209 Dr. Engali
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Okay now on to the next distraction de jour,,,which will come first? war  with Iran?....fiscal cliff?...debt ceiling? I'm waiting in suspense.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:26 | 2954245 knukles
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Beyoncee and J-Z celebration on the South Lawn

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:38 | 2954345 A Lunatic
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I wonder if you have to go through TSA security before you get on the plane to Gitmo.............

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:03 | 2954530 fuu
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They still have turn the inauguration into a hologram.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:07 | 2954804 surf0766
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The complete dismantling of the constitution or what is left of it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954216 Stares straight...
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I BLaME BUSH!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:22 | 2954217 Honey Badger
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Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:28 | 2954261 Cursive
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@Honey Badger

Wasn't on the ballet here.  Had to vote for some obscure person.  All of our local tax measures passed, too.  Can't wait to see my ballooning tax bill.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:37 | 2954328 CaptainObvious
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Dr. Paul wasn't an option on my ballot, either.  However, a handy black pen took care of that little snag.  I love the paper ballots, yessir.

For the curious, the anagrams I wrote next to Obummer and Mittens were:

Barack Hussein Obama   A cabana bum kisser ho

Mitt Willard Romney  Trim lemon tawdrily

Not the best anagrams, but I worked with what I had.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:42 | 2954378 JLee2027
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I wrote in Ron Paul as well. And Google doesn't show a single vote for him. Yet Rosanne Barr gets 10,000 votes. I'll bet Dr. Paul got over a million votes, and the ass clowns are terrified of showing that.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:46 | 2954405 optimator
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I had a very small space on my paper ballot, way at the bottom, marked "Write In".  Just enough room to write Hon. Ron Paul.  At least I felt good again, this is the third time I've voted for him.  My state is a Blue state so my vote didn't matter in the least. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:05 | 2954538 fuu
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Mitt + Paul = A Tit Lump

Barack + Joe = A Bare Jock

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:13 | 2954589 Stares straight...
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Obama O Biden. Anagram : ' Media Baboon '

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:41 | 2954371 Dr. Engali
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He wasn't on the ballet here either, but I had the option of writinng him in...so I did.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:23 | 2954218 TumblingDice
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Priced in.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:23 | 2954220 Mercury
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ONE MORE YEAR!

 

                          ONE MORE YEAR!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:24 | 2954224 docj
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We loved the last 2-years so much we just voted for 2-more of it (same President, same House, and probably the same Senate).

Gonna be fun when it all crashes in Mar/Apr next year - and by "fun" I mean "not".

Poor Barry, think of the mess he's inheriting this time.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:24 | 2954228 Yen Cross
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Karl Rove probably hung himself in the Fox studios.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:25 | 2954237 Cursive
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@Yen Cross

 

With Dick Morris's testicles.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:33 | 2954299 Flakmeister
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Oh please let it be true...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:35 | 2954618 RockyRacoon
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Dozens of people on the FOX set donated ropes for that.  They were distancing themselves from him fast.

...and I can't wait to see Kudlow choke.  His show has made FOX News actually appear to be fair and balanced.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:24 | 2954229 caimen garou
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This is it,may God help us and have mercy on the people that know what is about to happen!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:32 | 2954285 FreeMktFisherMN
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Turn to Jesus Christ. Now. It's not too late. 

God so loves us that He gave us a way to be reunited with Him in Heaven, by giving His only begotten Son, Christ Jesus, to take the fall for our sins and cleanse us of unrighteousness. Only the blameless Jesus could give us a way to Heaven. Only faith in Christ saves your soul from perdition. Put your faith not in the ways of this world, but in Jesus. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:34 | 2954311 Flakmeister
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There is an ignorant twit here named Orly, the two of you will hit it off...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:50 | 2954444 FreeMktFisherMN
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Most of what society perceives as 'Christianity' is not, just so you know. Catholicism is false doctrine, and more and more denominations are embracing abominations like GLBT and abortion. The Bible is God's flawless spoken Word that is the foundation in a world of sinking sand. 

 

Faith in Christ alone saves. As a Christian I am called to be obedient to His will, but I humbly acknowledge I am a sinner of the worst kind, and need His cleansing. All glory to Him. 

 

I believe it is my job to persuade people via spiritual warfare to Christ through His Gospel, instead of legisliating morality like many lazy, power hungry people want to do. 

I am a huge Austrian/free market guy, but I do not idolize liberty like say an Ayn Rand. Mankind is inherently sinful, greedy, and lustful, and this has not changed throughout history, and it will not in the future. The machines/technology change, but the sinfulness remains. 

 I sincerely hope you will give Jesus a chance, because He loves every one of His children, even if they in their free will reject Him. He gave Himself for us. The instant you believe in Him, you are saved.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:58 | 2954486 Flakmeister
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Rock on...

Where do you score your peyote?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:21 | 2954631 MeBizarro
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Another moron who thinks who the King James Bible is the 'literal world of God.'  I can't you how many idiot Christians I met who think the Bible (Old/New Testament) is the literal word of God and know next to nothing about the actual history regarding the various books of the Bible. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:21 | 2954632 MeBizarro
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Another moron who thinks who the King James Bible is the 'literal world of God.'  I can't you how many idiot Christians I met who think the Bible (Old/New Testament) is the literal word of God and know next to nothing about the actual history regarding the various books of the Bible. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:27 | 2954659 FreeMktFisherMN
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The Bible is inerrant. It is not something for debate like J.S. Mill in his humanist ways advocated.  Don't fall for the charisma/new age/deceit of Satan. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:13 | 2954823 Cosimo de Medici
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Come on, you're just MDB wearing another hat, right?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:24 | 2954645 The Proletariat
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Considering the multitude of religions that have come and gone over the millennia,  all religions follow a life cycle bell shaped curve [as does all things that have a life span].  Christianity is currently declining and therefore indoctrinates into its subjects by despots to have the masses do their will; like attacking and trying to eradicate those who do not buy into the program, as well as competing religions.
Best examples today are Christianity, Judaism,  and Islam. Without these religions and the catalyst of their differences, Zionism, the greater world would be at peace. But that would take away the 95% of the US Government's reason for existence and suppression of its people.

Endeavoring to gain any further understanding than this about religion is a waste.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:08 | 2954808 cranky-old-geezer
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Faith in Christ alone saves.

You "christians" are in for the biggest fucking letdown when you discover "faith alone" didn't save you.  Of course it will be too late to do anything about it, you're fucked.

KJV was translated by catholics, so you're reading catholic beliefs, and "faith alone" is one of them.

Christianity is an offshoot of catholicism, perpetuating those same fraudulent beliefs.

Like I said, you're all fucked.

 

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