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Obama Wins Presidency, NBC Projects

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NBC news just announced that it projects a victory for Obama in Ohio. Which means the Florida vote is now moot, and which means Barack Obams has been relected as president of the US.

 

Via NBC:

 

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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:53 | 2954458 Spastica Rex
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What a show!

I hadn't watched professional wrestling in a long time. Nobody puts on a spectacle like the USA! We're number One!

Good luck, and Good night!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954503 Dr. Engali
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You can't go to bed now..Golden Girls is on...........I love gold.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:03 | 2954525 Spastica Rex
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And I owe you a sandwich.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954506 Flakmeister
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When Hulk hit Mittens over the head with the folding chair, you just knew what was going to happen next...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:04 | 2954533 Uncle Remus
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I was disappointed there were no step ladders...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:53 | 2954460 Money 4 Nothing
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"No matter who they vote for, they always vote for us"

 

-J. Stalin.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:53 | 2954461 Seasmoke
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So NOTHING changed. All that circus and white house , senate and house all stayed the same !!!!!

Nothing changed.......: or so they think , when in reality everything changed tonight !!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:53 | 2954464 stairmaster
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Umm Mr Money, perhaps you should look around the site a bit.  You seem a tad delisional on informing Us about the Obamanation

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:04 | 2954472 walcott
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Obamna Obamna hey hey kiss USA goodbye

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:55 | 2954474 newengland
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2012 - unprecedented electoral fraud due to Diebold and other tricks is most likely.

No matter. The red pill and the blue pill: the ignorant masses have run out of other people's money to spend, but they will temporarily enjoy treating November 6 like a sports match or an entertainment show.

Few of them are genuinely worthy of waving the American flag, and most of them know nothing of the Republic. They deserve every suffering about to be visited upon them.

There is no more money; the productive economy is dead. Ben Bernanke will save the politicians - one tree at a time; print until the $ is dead.

Double digit inflation on the way. Buy gold and silver bullion, and shed no tear for the grasping irresponsible brat class of voters and the career politicians who use them. The people who want something for nothing - and think someone somewhere will pay for them.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:11 | 2954577 Diesel Seven
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. . . if Ben and the gang really were printing on real paper, the whole continent would look like a fucking Iowa cornfield.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:57 | 2954483 AndrewJackson
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As a fellow zerohedger who was continually mocked and laughed at for supporting someone like ron paul who could never win, all I can say is the joke is on you romney supporters.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 06:10 | 2955097 Random
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Ron Paul is controlled opposition. Is that so hard to see? Isn't it better for the proles to think they have/had a dog in the race? The biggest danger to their game is non participation, not opposition. Their game is very simple, all it takes is a few steps back to see the puppet masters. Also you have to understand that there are different lies for different levels of the hierarchy, and the thing that keeps all the shit together is the feeling of being in the know (the higher ups, no matter the possition in this con game think they are special coz they know the lie that is fed to the underlings). However, all are deceived, in one way or the other, up to and including the very top.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:01 | 2957664 Cathartes Aura
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Ron Paul has offered the voters hope, has kept them in the race, working towards twentysixteen1!!, and helped sell "Don't Blame Me, I Voted RP!" bumperstickers & T-shirts & office mugs. . .

people had a chance to unplug from believing in this whole system, including "nation" nonsense, but THAT was very risky for those who run the show. . . not to worry, there will be complaining, and hatred of the "black" pressydent, and more sales of guns 'n' ammo, and preps & precious metals - nothing wrong with ANY of that of course, just sayin' - in other words,

same as it ever was.     stay plugged in folks!    how's that drinking game working for ya?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:58 | 2954487 firstdivision
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So, what time is the Israeli airstrike tomorrow?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:36 | 2954691 my puppy for prez
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1:11 am

(emphasis on the occult "11")

TALMUDIA is gonna get creamed when Amerika does a no-show...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:29 | 2954860 John Wilmot
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If an Israeli fighter-bomber explodes over Iranian airspace and no one in Washington cares, does it make a sound?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:59 | 2954492 Maxter
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So how exactly can Obama win ohio with less votes than Mitt?  

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:10 | 2954575 Maxter
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I realise only google is showing mitt with more votes, but not fox news.  So I have no idea wich is true.  But whatever I guess.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:02 | 2954495 IdiotsAreHere
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Hard to believe "however incredible, speculative and repugnant" that Romney can be that we are going to allow a continuation of the trillion dollar deficits...without at least trying to throw the bums out!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954507 foodstampbarry
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SEIU Thugs, government filled with democrats running the election, no voter ID. What could possibly go wrong!?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:12 | 2954583 hawk nation
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fuck that its easier to manipulate votes electronically

Just get the polsters to cover for you prior the actual voting

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954509 Diesel Seven
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Oh well :( Four more more years of decline to the abyss. Glad I live in a rural area with lots of land. I have hundreds of gallons of fuel, plenty of renewable food sources (fish, deer, garden). Enough propane to last 2 northern winters, a wood burning furnace with lots of forest, lots of spices, two generators, LOTS of guns and thousands of rounds of ammo and special ops training courtesy of the USMC, a nurse in my immediate family, a stash of medical supplies, two septic systems and most importantly, a shit load of toilet paper.

You know, maybe it will be better (for me) when the whole pile of shit collapses.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:33 | 2954682 my puppy for prez
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That's great, and I mean it.  But you eally should be carefl about posting this, with the coming zombiepocalypse and all.  LOL

Seriously, though, watch your back.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 06:35 | 2955110 Bangin7GramRocks
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You sir, are a sad, paranoid douche. Just like Red said, "get busy livin or get busy dyin."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:01 | 2954510 adventuretime
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no cutting in the soup lines!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:02 | 2954515 jplotinus
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Note to Republicrats:

Hatred for Obama, and an expressed desire for failure of the country so he could be blamed combined with nominating someone who clearly was not better than Obama amounted to a prescription for losing.

Perhaps Republicrats will do better next time. One hint for possible future success: stop hoping for failure.

Blessings

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:37 | 2954696 Flakmeister
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Not many rational pragmatic types here eh?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:39 | 2954705 earnyermoney
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I dunno, that strategy got O in the White House.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:02 | 2954516 Sizzurp
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The Romney neocon crew really screwed Ron Paul and it cost them the 18-29 year old vote big time.  Too bad Romney tried to marginalize Ron Paul's importance and his endorsement.  I think if he would have made a pledge to end the wars, bring home the troops, and audit the fed, Ron Paul would have given him the thumbs up.  Romney's handlers wouldn't have it.  Look at them now.  4 more years with the Marxist as the country slides into third world status.  The prolitariat mob wants your property, your labor and your wealth.  Obama has promised them all of it.  The writing is on the wall, time to vote with your feet while you still can.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:09 | 2954571 pragmatic hobo
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in all fairness, ... the country already fell to third world status under dear leader GWB. Also if romney had pledged to audit the fed, the election would have been a landslide, in favor of obummer. You gotta realize who's running the show.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:17 | 2954613 jomama
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it was long before that fucking buffoon. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:23 | 2954644 Sizzurp
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Ron Paul's audit the fed bill had large support in the house with a large bipartisan majority suppporting it. It only failed because a few senate dems wanted it to go down, mainly Harry Reid.  I don't see how Romney would have been hurt by it, not when you see how many patriots came out to Ron Paul's rallys to scream "End the Fed". 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:28 | 2954662 my puppy for prez
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How long do ya think it will be before hardline repubs start screaming that this was all RP's fault?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:03 | 2954528 witness2012
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I was more depressed the first time he won because I knew that was the beginning of the end.

Fatalism is all we have now.

Ignorance is bliss.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:06 | 2954539 JLee2027
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Matt Drudge, who, based on looking at Drudge Report the last 6 months, was totally-deep-biased-to-death in the tank for Romney and hasn't yet shown an Obama victory on his web site. Another guy who has jumped the shark!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:12 | 2954582 Uncle Remus
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Based on the link in the other thread, even Fox gave it up for the Bamster.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954596 thedrickster
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I think he might be offering up an editorial on the electoral college.

Who gave this a thumbs down? He clearly is, a picture of Barry and a popular vote count with an asterix. 

Not a bad outcome really, makes it awfully dificult for the TIC to cite "the will of people" or some such drivel. A neutered Executive is all one can ask for at this point.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954640 Uncle Remus
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Is it a liberal arts college?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:35 | 2954668 thedrickster
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Undoubtedly.

And apparently moot, BO cracked 50%.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:34 | 2954688 MeBizarro
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Worthless site and has been for a long time. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:06 | 2954546 ShakaZulu
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Lovely.  I am glad knowing I refused to participate in this ridiculous sham!  You can only draw two conclusions from this hysterical, circus side show:

A) Americans are stupid

B) Americans don't mind being defrauded of all illusions of liberty

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:07 | 2954559 JLee2027
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--or- C) You are making illogical assumptions about all Americans based on one thing.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:16 | 2954605 thedrickster
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It does feel good to have conciously sat back and watched this clusterfuck from afar.

This bitch is toast.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:44 | 2955332 Colonial Intent
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.

"That's not the way the world really works anymore," he continued. "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:07 | 2954551 FleaMarketPete
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Fuck Obama.  Fuck you liberals.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:07 | 2954552 FleaMarketPete
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Fuck Obama.  Fuck you liberals.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:15 | 2954604 jomama
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hey asshole, Obama isn't liberal.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:22 | 2954634 divide_by_zero
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Yes, by his own word and actions he describes himself as a post-colonial revolutionary marxist. Liberal is weak sauce.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:41 | 2954712 Dr. Engali
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The hell he isn't, and the liberals are celebrating all over the place right now.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:51 | 2954756 Dr. Sandi
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Militant liberals know where you live and are coming over to give you a stern talking to.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:10 | 2954573 Uncle Remus
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long system D

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:16 | 2954576 dobermangang
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Buy SWHC and RGR.  Guns will be the hottest Christmas gift now.  As always, do your own research. 

Got Guns???

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:31 | 2954670 Cthonic
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More than I know what to do with.  Could this be the last hurrah of gun sales?  I mean, people have been on a buying binge for four years now...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:44 | 2954984 hidingfromhelis
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M. King Hubbert, is that you?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 06:41 | 2955114 Bangin7GramRocks
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Jesus fucking Christ! Don't all of you lunatics have a full arsenal by now?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:52 | 2954759 Dr. Sandi
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After the first hundred guns in each house, it kind of becomes irrelevant.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:11 | 2954581 stairmaster
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The biggest problem with this election is there probibly won't be another one.  Can anyone explain why the Senate would give up it's power over WH appointments?  They must be on board, and if their not, as the computer illiterate piece of shit leading DHS said about congress "they had their chance".

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:12 | 2954584 Seasmoke
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Fuck the Electoral College !!!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:15 | 2954598 jomama
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seriously, who gives a fuck? it's all part of the plan.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:18 | 2954619 reckoning
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Who cares.... Bitchez

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:18 | 2954620 reckoning
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Who cares.... Bitchez

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:18 | 2954622 divide_by_zero
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Have to laugh at people voting for Gary Johnson, a Progressive posing as Libertarian. All 3 major candidates Progressives controlled at the top by the same group, though with slightly different franchise owners(eg Obama owned by Soros)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:30 | 2957745 Cathartes Aura
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have to laugh at all the people tasting the flavours in the I SCREAM store, all of which are put on the shelf by the OWNER who rakes in the profits.

which flavour is yer fave?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:21 | 2954630 Money 4 Nothing
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Now, Faux news will explain to you for the next 3 day's how Obama won. Jackasses. Your vote doesn't matter in a corupted system. Americans should have taken their Nation back right after 9/11. Just my opinion. NDAA bitches, body's are going to start dropping now. Obama is now the codified Dictator because Americans are inept.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:23 | 2954643 Flakmeister
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Hey Tyler....

No comment on CO and WA passing legalization of Marijuana initiatives....

A clear win for freedom and liberty!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:27 | 2954657 Spaceman Spiff
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I'm envious....   I don't think booze will do the trick to get through the oncoming shit storm.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:46 | 2954733 Dr. Engali
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It's also clear victory for a new source of revenue for the government goons.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:53 | 2954760 Dr. Sandi
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There's a new old phrase here in WA.

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:27 | 2954655 sansnobel
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This election pretty much seals the fate of this country.  It will be a full blown European style Socialist Democracy/Fascist/Communist/ whatever oligarghical collectivist term you want to use to describe it.  When these fucking morons run out of other peoples resources......They deserve what they gonna get....And when they come for my resources.....oh boy they really gonna be surprised!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:30 | 2954666 CosmoJoe
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I agree, and apparently the people in this country haven't suffered enough the past 4 years.  Well, there will be no blaming Bush in 2016 - assuming we make it that long.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:24 | 2954955 honestann
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Oh, I don't know.  I bet they end up with all your lead.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:27 | 2954656 CosmoJoe
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One of the biggest concers for me is the degree to which Obama deflected attention away from trillion dollar deficits to those evil rich people not paying their fair share.  So basically if you become very successful financially by coming up with some invention, building up a company, etc well shit man - now you are part of the problem.  And apparently enough Obama phone wielding assclowns buy that argument.

But seriously, yeh lets see where this leads now that Obama has no concerns about re election.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:29 | 2954660 tip e. canoe
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in an alternate universe:

RP would've beat BO

which is exactly why

GOP beat down RP

mittens=b.dole

Dynasty continues

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:31 | 2954674 Spaceman Spiff
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http://www.usatoday.com/election-2012/results/map/president/

 

3d parties made a difference... can't find a precise breakdown, but I'd assume most of them are of the Libertarian bent.

 

I hope the pubs and libertarians can make peace for next go round.  Seems like the tea party was a move in that direction, but I'm not sure how much the 'vote on principle' crowd will cooperate.   Then again, not like it fucking matters.   crap storm is baked in now.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:34 | 2954689 tip e. canoe
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yup, glad i got those hip waders

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:42 | 2954716 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Are those like really cool boots, man?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:32 | 2954678 thedrickster
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oooooh, Bush III. Fascinating hypothesis.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:37 | 2954699 tip e. canoe
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more like Bush V?

or Tricky Dick VII?

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:29 | 2954858 Bear
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Got to agree big time.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:29 | 2954664 saturno_v
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The Republican establishment got what they richly deserved...being shellacked this badly (I suspect Florida and Virginia will go to Obama in the end, giving him well over 300 electoral votes) by a such weak incumbent with an official 8% unemployment rate...an incredible accomplishment by the GOP.
Ron Paul got vindicated.....now dear GOP, throw the religious nuts to the dogs, get over with the stupid trivial social issues (gay marriages, drug legalization, etc...) and start talking about real freedom....and maybe you will get back the White House in the future.
Romney was an awful candidate and no amount of lipstick could make that pig fly.
Let's start the Libertarian revolution.....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:41 | 2954715 CosmoJoe
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Dude, look at the exit polls.  You have these demographics such as single mothers, hispanics, blacks, etc that are embracing big government as the solution to everything.  These people have traded freedom for the belief that Govt knows best.  While I would have prefered to see Ron Paul get the GOP nomination, how would the libertarian message have resonated in places like PA, OH, etc.  This country is fucked.  We have apparently hit a critical mass of "please take care of me Uncle Sam" voters.  I dont see that trend reversing until that mindset reaches its logical conclusion.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:47 | 2954743 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I'm from southwestern PA and almost everyone I've spoken to over the past five years who knew about Ron Paul said that they agree with him but that he would never be allowed to win. Pretty savvy.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:22 | 2954953 honestann
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And one totally stupid freaking self-fulfilling prophesy.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:39 | 2956118 CrockettAlmanac.com
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There is that. But at least the serfs know for a fact that they are serfs. That's something.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:55 | 2954765 bunnyswanson
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There are no jobs.  No one has a savings account.  Even those who are working are one paycheck away from the fucking gutter.  The cost of living has climbed for 30 years and the wages for the US worker have fallen steadily. 

 

How does a family live under those conditions?  Blue collar workers are now unemployed and they need to eat.  I dread another 4 years of this man but he has baited the US middle class with food stamps and extended unemployment.  That shall soon end, mark my words.  Obama won't care about elections - He is a man hand selected by Goldman Sachs and he has a job to do for them.

It's an impossible situation to remedy without factory jobs and as I look around me and see people dull and fattened into freaks, I cannot even imagine what is ahead of us.  Secure the home is all I can say because people will steal before dying of hunger in the land of plenty.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:57 | 2954766 JLee2027
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""These people have traded freedom for the belief that Govt knows best.""

True. As such, the country has been flushed down the toilet. Only the 2nd Amendment stands between us and a police state in every respect. Wait for the currency collapse, it's our only hope now.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:59 | 2954782 saturno_v
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You are right, you may not win in the next election or two...but with time the ideas would take hold...the Libertarian message has a lot of appeal for young people.

It would take time but it is doable.....one thing is sure, the GOP as it is is not going anywhere and it may literally disintegrate or reduced to permanent minority.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:28 | 2954855 Bear
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How do we get that message through the MSM? Only a collapse (reset) will make this come about and it's coming so there is good news there

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:59 | 2954910 JLee2027
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The Great Reset is inevitable. Ron Paul was right to spend much time with young people, training them for what's coming.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:26 | 2954845 Bear
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Do you really think that the Sheeple that voted today want liberty, real freedom? Which of the groups want a Libertarian Revolution:

Single Women

Asians

Jewish

Blacks

Hispanics

LGBT

These are the groups that elected BHO. You are smoking the still illegal cannabis.

Sorry CosmoJoe, I posted then read your post ... great minds and all that

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:32 | 2954676 blunderdog
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no one could ever have foreseen...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:33 | 2954686 James-Morrison
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The South's Gonna do it again!

Total bullshit election.

Wave that rebel flag!

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:00 | 2954758 CrockettAlmanac.com
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A young Jim Morrison complains about lack of funding at FSU. There's a voice over in his first scene but later we hear the Lizard King speak to his guidance counselor. Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Undergraduate registration is about to begin!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meMiC1g_kZI

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:33 | 2954865 James-Morrison
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This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:37 | 2954698 stairmaster
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CosmoJoe, if you want to get a picture of where this might go let me suggest reading the latest White House Insider interview at the Ulstermanreport.com 

http://theulstermanreport.com/2012/05/30/white-house-insider-obama-in-se...

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:46 | 2954700 ebworthen
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Faster road to socio-facism.

Time to apply for S.S. Disability, food stamps, and a free Obamaphone.

The folks on P.B.S. are having mini-orgasms, but it's their jobs and their religion so I suppose it is understandable.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 04:25 | 2955020 Rogue Trooper
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Fuck that intellectual fucker BIG BIRD... I wantz mar fuckin obamaphone!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 05:00 | 2955052 Colonial Intent
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Thank reagan fuckwit, it was his idea to give out free phones to those people, fuckin socialist that he was.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:39 | 2957798 Cathartes Aura
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it's too late to learn history, even recent history.

the message is the meme now, and repetition, endless repetition, will drive the message deeper into the psyches.

critical thinking has left the building. . .

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:40 | 2954709 Cthonic
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Gort! Klaatu barada fuckitall!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:40 | 2954711 Monedas
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I've got nothing to say !

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:43 | 2954725 BlackholeDivestment
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 So, Rosemary's Baby is the risen 2012 Apollyon!!! ...the Occult host for the (g)od in the man the Masonic New Secular Order called, for the New Age, to be the leader of the most powerful military force ever, and who's offer is, peace with Israel and all the nations. Imagine that. How ''ironic''. LMAO.

The White Black Muslim Son claiming to be the Pro Abortion Homosexual Bride of Christ President of the United States gets reelected by antichrist American scum that are going to witness their judgment come upon them. Now it's time for a the WMD MIHOP LIHOP event for sure, followed up with the new global market crisis deal and U.N. Israeli Peace plan. This drag queen has not earned his preemptive Nobel Prize for nuclear nonproliferation or been presented with the new global market deal this time around, but you can be sure that will all happen by the time FED ZERO even thinks about a rate ''change''. LMAO. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:48 | 2954746 stairmaster
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Nice summery

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:45 | 2954738 in4mayshun
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Living in Amerika is like being in a classroom surrounded by retarded kids, but you're the only one who realizes your in the class for retards.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:50 | 2954750 Incubus
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"look at mr fancy pants.  thinks hes'all smartn'shit."

 

*spits*

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:45 | 2954740 jamezelle
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You cannot fix government with government.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 07:46 | 2955170 Non Passaran
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(dupe, deleted)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 07:45 | 2955171 Non Passaran
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But with MORE government...
It has worked before!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:47 | 2954742 Yen Cross
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 Bombny is getting ready to speak on CNBS.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:51 | 2954757 Monedas
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"Let's all pull together and support our President .... the people have spoken !".... Million Dollar Bonefuck

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:48 | 2954744 Incubus
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Now that he doesn't have to worry about a re-election, he can really go in dry.

 

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:49 | 2954748 Curt W
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Now that there is nothing to lose, maybe we will get a real Unemployment figure in 3 weeks.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:38 | 2954876 TeamDepends
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20.04%

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:52 | 2954753 walküre
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Glad that's done and over with. At least we know what to expect now. Can we move forward please? All that money in cash is now getting invested. Interest rates remain low and Romney's wet dream of a deflationary collapse is staved off. A war is less likely in the cards now. Oil supply lines remain open. Debt ceilings will be pushed higher. Who the fuck cares if we're 100%, 120% or 200% in debt? It's never getting reversed unless the beneficiaries of such a down move would get to keep their cash and buy the world up for cents on the dollar. That's not happening.

Noteworthy: The Zionist's golden boy is not in office and neither is Goldman's flavor of the month.

Watch the flood gates open and money making moves. Which moves is anybody's guess. But so much has been riding on this election and so much had been put on hold. Now it's 4 years of the same leadership and the money can make its bets accordingly.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:57 | 2954773 stairmaster
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Dude, with all due respect you don't seem to get it.  This is the end for us, The obamanation currently jerks off watching drone kill vids in his upstairs office and dreams of an America with drones everywhere.  Sites like this that we enjoy for it's freedom are soon to be history.  It's 1984 and the clock is ticking....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:19 | 2954789 honestann
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It was 1984 decades ago.

That's how the USSA got here.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:16 | 2954944 walküre
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Nah, I thought it was over in 2008. This puppy has got more life in it yet. Don't get caught up in the hype. Printing is the only game in town.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:45 | 2954985 toomanyfakecons...
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You nailed it... more drone porn.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:51 | 2954754 valkir
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Why everyone here talks for another 4 years?I barely can give Soetero 6 monts as president,before he proclaim himself as dictator.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:56 | 2954767 Flakmeister
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Rachel Maddow just creamed herself.. First openly lesbian elected to the Senate...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:10 | 2954816 Bear
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Saves on paying her contraception with Obamacare.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:57 | 2954770 Monedas
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Max out your credit cards buying Gold from the U.S. Mint .... then burn the cards !  This .... is war !

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:02 | 2954774 honestann
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Well, how long is it gonna be before a bunch of you ask whether you can rent a room or pitch tents at my place [down/over/under/around] here in the extreme boonies and outside the USSA?  When the crap starts spraying off the fan like crazy?  Probably.  I'm probably safe for a few months.  Whew!

Just in case there's not enough room, some of you braver and smarter ZHers should go find some great digs in some other extreme unknowns to take up the overflow.  Seriously!  :-)

PS:  I am so glad to see that others are finally realizing the USSA is beyond the point of no return.  Far, far, far beyond the point of no return.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:20 | 2954832 stairmaster
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It's not a matter of suddenly realizing what;s going on.  Look around the site, view the archives.  If others are like me then we have been expecting the fufillment of the doom that is now arrived with little to no ability to effect change.  I can't pick up and go some where with out abandoning loved ones which i won't do. There fate is my fate and that's the way it is.  However, the obvious fulfillment of doom doesn't go by with  out comment.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:49 | 2954878 honestann
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Then are you one of those who say every Jew should have stayed in Nazi Germany, because they had some relative or friends there too?  Because that's the closest comparison, in my opinion.  The USSA is horrible now, but just wait for the string of atrocities that come next.

I will not criticize you for choosing to "go down with the ship", because I believe every individual has a right to make his own decision, and suffer the consequences.  Of course, this is a very terrible version of such, because you will be primarily suffering the consequences of the actions of predators, not your own actions.

So I will just respect your right to make the "wrong" choice, and be sorry when you get trashed (or if lucky, just live a crappy life).

Nonetheless, I encourage everyone to give serious consideration to jumping ship.  Take others with you if necessary.  Look, here is one idea.  Move your butt, set up a good life somewhere safe, then bring down the weak-minded fools and blind when you have nice digs.  As things will surely get worse, they might be ready to move once you have an attractive alternative.  I've seen this work before.

PS:  And it wasn't that many here didn't know "what was going on", it was that too many of them imagined it hadn't gone beyond the point of no return.  Finally this election has convinced a few more people that "game over".

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:00 | 2955398 Tortuga
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Ahhh yes, somewhere safe. And that would be?  Argentina maybe?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 22:24 | 2959051 honestann
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Actually, as nuts as that sounds, that might work, even though the predators-DBA-government in Argentina are crazier than loons.  You'll do especially well if you live in the boonies as I always suggest.  Of course, if you are an example of the worst, arrogant, insulting jackass american, you won't do well anywhere.

Listen, I understand the following fact isn't immediately obvious or intuitive, but think about it for a while before you discard the possibility.

If you live in the country where you are citizen [or permanent resident], the predators DBA government in that country consider you their slave.  That's a fact.  On the other hand, if you live in a country where you are simply a tourist, the predators DBA government [in most countries] consider you "someone else's slave" and more like an honored guest in their country (this characterization is somewhat of an exaggeration in some countries, but not much so in others).  They like tourists, because they consider tourists to be individuals spending "outside money" into their economy.

So it very much depends on where you "live".  Since you joke about Argentina, I just happen to know of someone who had entered Argentina 14 years ago on a tourist visa, and never left.  He just decided to take a trip outside Argentina, and when he went to exit they fined him $50 for "overstay" and said "have a nice trip".  And the whole process took 15 minutes.  To be "totally legal", you can leave Argentina once every 6 months (or 12 months if you got a longer-term visa or an extension of the normal one) for 5 minutes, then turn around and re-enter.  Of course most countries aren't quite that easy to deal with - they want you to stay outside the country for 24 hours, 1 week, or perhaps even 3 months.

When I say "safe", of course I mean "relatively safe" and I mean I mean "safe from predators-DBA-government".  What we're talking about here (in case anyone is confused) is what happens to liberty-lovers in a massively expanding police-state.  If you LOVE authoritarianism, and LOVE to lick the boots of every petty authoritarian thug the predators hire, then you might get by in a largely authoritarian state.  If you express your opinions about liberty and authoritarianism, and especially if you attempt to evade the ever-tightening requirements of the police-state (like not buying health-care insurance or letting your kid sell lemonaide off a table in your front yard, or sell girlscout cookies), then you are vastly safer outside the USSA (unless you are stupid and move to somewhere stupido).

It is strange and perhaps ironic, but also true that the best places on earth today have absolutely horrific governments in theory, and sometimes even in practice.  I'm serious.  For example, there are a few places supposedly ruled by all-powerful "kings" that are actually fantastic places to live.  How can that be?  Well, the governments I'm talking about have a combination of a "very poor, underfunded government" and are like a bunch of clueless "keystone cops".  A couple of these are island groups (with dozens to hundreds of individual islands) where the so-called "ruler" or "government" is almost 100% consumed by nonsense in the capital city (or the island containing the capital city), and don't even think about the outlying islands.  So in reality, sometimes the best places in fact have totally absurd governments in theory (on paper).  To some extent Argentina qualifies, albeit not nearly as well as several others.

What matters to people like me is... am I in fact "out of sight, out of mind" and "left alone".  I mean sheesh!  If you go by "in theory" or "on paper", the "declaration of independence" and "constitution" would matter.  In fact, they don't.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:59 | 2954779 Sizzurp
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We are going to see the real Obama now, the gloves come off.  The media is standing around circle jerking themselves to the Obama alter.  Wonder what comes next, maybe censor controls on the net?  I mean all these dissenting voices really need to be shut down.  401k's get nationalized?  How about full amnesty for the demographic that has quitely taken control?  Yes, I am sure it will be a fun packed 4 years, we'll have lots to complain about and make fun of, it's just to bad we have to live it as well.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:04 | 2954795 thedrickster
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The 401K bit will be the end, bathrobe anarchy bitchez.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:59 | 2954780 ebworthen
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The U.S.A. has crossed the Rubicon.

Demographics from here forward are for the people voting themselves more government, more kleptoligarchy, more of government in collusion with corporations and banks to oppress the populace and enrich the elites all while purporting to represent "the people".

Forward Comrades!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:16 | 2954827 Bear
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Demographics ... Our Republic is structured (We the People) and as go the Demographics, so go the Republic.

Except ... when the SHTF the Demographics may just rethink what they voted for in the Great Media Victory of 2012.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 05:39 | 2955075 Ox
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All hail the Eternal President and dear leader!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:04 | 2954792 leftcoastfool
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So, when do we invade Iran?...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:06 | 2954801 Bear
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Valarie Jarret has been doing shuttle 'diplomacy' for the last month ... the question is better when to bow to its leader. Peace will break out between our two countries (they are Muslims you know)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:05 | 2954797 CaptainObvious
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Well, fuck.  I just realized something...Jim Cramer was right about something...Obama did win in a landslide.  Is this the first sign of the Apocalypse?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:09 | 2954812 Bear
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Landslide? What was the final popular vote ... He took Miami and Cleveland and Denver ... where is the landslide ... if these three cities go Romney, he is POTUS

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:07 | 2954798 magpie
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Empire and Social Democracy normaly visit people on seperate death beds.(in jest, of course)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:07 | 2954802 Seasmoke
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That was a creepy speech. Dont think I could listen to that for 4 years.

It also just hit me. I fucking hate Paul Ryan.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:12 | 2954821 Bear
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Why?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:19 | 2954831 Seasmoke
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Stiff , career politician , but his stories for some reason raised my gut red flag and it just grew to where I can't stand to see him wave.

Probably just me ....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:21 | 2954952 Bear
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Thanks for the opinion. I've watch him for a couple of years now and to me, he seems to have a touch of character that others in DC don't have. I did try to take a look at every thing that the MSM said was a lie and I couldn't find one ... maybe my bias too

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 06:08 | 2955095 Awakened Sheeple
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Ryan is my Congressmen. Economics degree...been screaming about the debt and social security liabilities since '05. I truly believe he knows just how fucked we are. But he Is a prisoner of Washington politics. And he's a wonk who will never be cut out to be a leader of the party.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:32 | 2955297 Colonial Intent
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It will be interesting what romney invests in over he next few months....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:46 | 2957833 Cathartes Aura
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he's grabbed the Sanctity of Life Constitutional Amendment baton, and is running his leg of the marathon. . .

it has been noted.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:07 | 2954805 hairball48
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The good news is that Obummer's reelection should bring about the crackup-boom and the final day of reckoning sooner rather than later :)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:10 | 2954810 Monedas
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Impeachment ?  This guy has done much worse things than cum on a blue dress ! He didn't win the popular vote ?      www.obamasrealfather.com         http://www.trololololololololololo.com  

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:10 | 2954815 tooriskytoinvest
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:11 | 2954818 Bear
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How do you spell S T A T U S  Q U O

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 02:14 | 2954824 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Wow.  Obama spanked Romney and made him like it.  Obama has some pretty sharp cats on his team.  They crunched the #s, figured out how to hit 'em, and rolled. 

As for all the political geniuses here on ZH....there's always 2016.

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