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Greek Brothel To Sponsor Broke Elementary School

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This is what complete social collapse looks like. First, the local Neo Nazi party has soared in the polls and is now the third most popular Greek party. Then, in lieu of other sources of capital, a local brothel became the head sponsor of a minor-league soccer club from Larissa. Now, the same brothel which appears to have seen a substantial return on its advertising spend, has decided to branch out... straight into a local elementary school. That's right: a whorehouse is advertising its "services" to children in an elementary school. In exchange for what? Money to purchase a Xerox machine and a library.

From Kathimerini:

After sponsoring a soccer team in Larissa, central Greece, brothel owner Soula Alevridou is now extending her financial support to a school in Patra, in the Peloponnese.


Following an open invitation for sponsorship launched by a Patra elementary school parents association, Alevridou pledged to donate 3,000 euros to the educational facility in order to cover for a series of operational costs, a daily Peloponnesian newspaper reported. According to reports, the funds would be used to purchase a photocopier and a library for the school.


Alevridou recently agreed to sponsor the Voukefalas team in Larissa, central Greece, paying more than 1,000 euros for the team’s players to wear jerseys carrying the “Soula's House of History” logo, AP reported.


Another brothel, Villa Erotica, had also agreed to sponsor the Larissa team.

And that, sadly, is what happens every time once one is redirected in that inevitable detour on the path to every socialist utopia once "other people's money" runs out..


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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:04 | 2955909 ACP
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The porn industry pays a lot of taxes in SoCal also...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:11 | 2955929 GetZeeGold
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Your momma really cares about your education Forrest Gump.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:15 | 2955975 ACP
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That's Forrest HUMP.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:19 | 2955996 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture to purchase a XXXerotiXXX machine and a DVD library.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2956013 Pladizow
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Support your local hooker, and I'm not talking about rugby!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:25 | 2956026 Comay Mierda
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<---- clicked link to see rest of hot girl

ZH is such a cock tease

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:38 | 2956106 bania
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The local pizza joint used to sponsor my soccer team, damn...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:40 | 2956123 Lohn Jocke
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Now it's the local fried chicken joint. Light meat, dark meat, greasy breasts and greasy thights...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:04 | 2956281 Half_A_Billion_...
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Nothing could beat Weimar in terms of pussy everywhere. Check out "legendary sin cities: berlin", or "luxurious panic".  

Or better:  just wait a couple of years.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:17 | 2957140 knukles
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:58 | 2957347 Nussi34
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There are also lot´s of new entrants from the ClubMed counries in European porn now! EuroPorn used to be Easter Europe only, now there is new supply!

Here in Frankfurt we also have tons of FPIIGS hookers. They are young, cheap, willing and need the money!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:11 | 2955946 Urban Redneck
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but will they re-domicile after measure B was approved?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:13 | 2955963 Sudden Debt
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Career day must be way more fun over there than what it was when I was young...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955971 Mae Kadoodie
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Hey, I got Alotta Fagina for homeroom!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:16 | 2955978 GMadScientist
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Depends; did you career day involve discussions about AIDS, anal warts, and the best lube?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:13 | 2956339 YungHungAndLegal
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"....and remember class, too much anal-ease is almost enough...."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2956016 Metalredneck
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I failed the oral exam.

Passed auto shop, once I got under the hood.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:29 | 2956053 DaveyJones
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and the HS lab on animal reproduction is a killer

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955972 HelluvaEngineer
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OT: sorry, but can anyone explain what's going on with the VIX this morning?  Is there any reasonable explanation?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:19 | 2955997 vast-dom
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opening sell-off, now "stabilizing"...delayed....look at sharp plung of opening on any index, then it bounces and falls.....another sharp plunge and one hr later VIX shoots up. only bloomburg and yours truly trade this in real time.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2956017 hedgeless_horseman
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ZION bank shares down 4%.  The mormons want out?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:20 | 2956003 The trend is yo...
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in the end the brothel, the lawyer and the priest will have your money

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:35 | 2956909 Nobody For President
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Only ONE of them gets MY money.

Hint: It ain't the priest.

Another hint: It ain't the lawyer.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:33 | 2956062 A Nanny Moose
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Some of em even teach....

When you do something wrong, teachers make you do it again.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:13 | 2956338 richard in norway
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gotta love that free market action

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:28 | 2957194 Hobbleknee
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Yeah, it's better to fund things using stolen money from the criminal government that caused the collapse.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:06 | 2955910 yabyum
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Hookers with hearts of gold a dash of social responsibility. More than our entire Congress


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:31 | 2956073 Matt
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"And that, sadly, is what happens every time once one is redirected in that inevitable detour on the path to every socialist utopia once "other people's money" runs out.."

What is so bad about a local business sponsering a library for children? Sounds like a fantastic move away from socialism to me.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:05 | 2955915 tocointhephrase
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Fuck education!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:06 | 2955919 Vincent Vega
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I think you meant: fucking for education.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:07 | 2955925 tocointhephrase
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No, we leave that to the hookers

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:09 | 2955940 GetZeeGold
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Better get them Secret Service protection....if we lose the hookers, society will totally breakdown.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:47 | 2956178 swissaustrian
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2009 we had Green shots, now we have Greek shots.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:06 | 2955918 falak pema
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the ultimate oligarchy circle jerk; you come to the brothel to learn about life. You pay with one hand what you learn with the other. You stay a serf all your life. 

Harems and janisseries...the road to empires. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:07 | 2955924 FubarNation
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If only we had more Brothels here in the USA.  I wonder why the Left hasn't mandated more.  I bet the legistlation would fly through if they were BLTG brothels.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 22:12 | 2959057 mjcOH1
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Brothels are businesses, not government welfare programs.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:07 | 2955927 jcaz
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Tricks are for kids....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:17 | 2955951 FubarNation
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Bravo Sir!  Well done.


My vote for the ZH Reply of the Day.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:03 | 2957373 Intoxicologist
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"Tricks are for kids...."

...they go down easy.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:08 | 2955935 cxl9
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High school education should be funded by putting webcams in the locker rooms and selling monthly subscriptions.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:08 | 2955936 ziggy59
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We got same result here yesteday...

We are going to have to learn to pay more as we get phucked

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:10 | 2955944 Frastric
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Today children you will be learning about stretchy pants, spandex and condoms due to cut-backs in our curriculum...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:17 | 2955986 FrankDrakman
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Are you kidding? In Toronto, that's already on the Grade 4 menu.. along with teaching kids what an*l sex is. GBLT rules the roost!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:10 | 2955945 FWM
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Because fearless restricting of third world immigration and fiscal responsibility are EXACTLY the same as a whorehouse advertising its "services" to children in an elementary school, on the degeneration scale.  Hmmm.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:21 | 2956007 Terp
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Thanks for pointing that out.


The whole fucking continent is infested with champagne socialists, banker bitches and overreaching beaurocrats - all fine it seems.

But if people start to smell the coffee and vote for a nationalist alternative to the bruxelles scum, everybody and his dog pisses their pants about the "evil nazis" gathering votes.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:13 | 2955960 Lendo
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They will likely have an in-depth sex education class usually reserved for high school.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:31 | 2955964 Dr. Engali
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                              To be fair when I was in elementary school I recall trying to hook up with a couple whores.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:33 | 2956084 GetZeeGold
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In their defense, they didn't realize there was a term for it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:52 | 2957022 Nobody For President
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In the seventh grade a long time ago, I had a paper route in a small coastal town in Oregon, and one of my customers was the well-known whore house on Front Street (really!). One of the girls would always invite me into the front room while someone went and fetched the small amount of cash for the monthly payment. (This was always in the afternoon after school when I collected - trade was slow then.) The girls present would always tease me unmercifully and laugh when I started blushing, which was soon.

They always paid promptly on time, which was more than I can say for about a third of my customers, some of whom stiffed me for several months before they moved to parts unknown.

So who were the real fuckers?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:22 | 2957475 SokPOTUS
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I bet *they* stiffed you, too.  Just in a good way...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955966 SokPOTUS
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Why do I get the sense that there may be quite a few teachers there who are moonlighting?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955967 Sudden Debt
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And now Bunny and Dolley will give a lecture about anal fucking and fisting.

Is there anybody who wants to volunteer for the practical lessons?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955970 Anasteus
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That's why we need the New World Brothel.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:17 | 2955988 tocointhephrase
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One whore does it all!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:20 | 2956005 Sudden Debt
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You alone didn't fuck her! A lot of people did!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:19 | 2957148 knukles
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Si, she ess a virgin, senor.
She has bean a virgin many times.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:15 | 2955976 PUD
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Bernanke needs a backup printer.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:16 | 2955979 buzzsaw99
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Wall Street is up shit creek when other people's money runs out too.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:16 | 2955981 Mad Mohel
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The road to financial ruin is paralleled by the path of moral and social decay.

Having said that, I wonder if they are keeping the current cirriculum or if new activites such as silent sustained BJs will be added?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:20 | 2956383 FreedomGuy
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Socialism-Statism-Collectivism-Welfare State, whatever term you like weakens and corrupts a nation as surely as arthritis and MS. I believe that once you accept the notion that it is okay to steal other people's money through the power of the State and influence you become a participant in the crime.

It is why the person on welfare should not decry the Well Street Bank(ster). They both play the same game except the Wall Street crony has more influence and plays better. It is just a matter of degree. The USA will become Greece, Spain, Italy, etc. Our population has been primed and Obama has come at just the right time for the tipping point.

The USA has historically pulled the world out of economic malaise by recovering first and then pulling the others out. Now, we will be the battleship that sinks and pulls them down with us. A part of me likes it in the sense that they have been little economic sucker fish and welfare cases while we provided their defense and suffered trade disadvantages, but in the end it is not good for anyone.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:54 | 2956671 Lord Koos
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Yes, we've heroically defended Europe in Panama, Grenada, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan.  What makes you so sure the good times are over?  Our military is the only currency we have.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:05 | 2957093 Mad Mohel
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Hehe defended, is that what you call it?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:19 | 2955995 Sudden Debt
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In a way, it's the dads who pay for their kids education...


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:22 | 2955998 j-dub
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Ahhhhh..........makes me want to be a kid again.

On a serious note, the AP courses must be wild. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:20 | 2956006 stiler
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they are the envy of our educational system in the US. I mean what better way to "show" the kiddies how to do it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:22 | 2956012 IridiumRebel
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2956019 Clueless Bill
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Come on Tyler, or whoever submitted this, what is up with the hype and melodrama? The Kathimerini article does not say the brothel is advertising its services to children. If you have a source that actually says so, I want to see it. And WTF is your concluding paragraph about? It is not even rational.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:37 | 2956102 willwork4food
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"Mommy, why are my teachers smiling when they come to work wearing  'House of History' t-shirts? Is that our new school name?"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:07 | 2956295 samsara
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It's even money bet that some of the teachers have part time "PAYING" jobs at the "House of History"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:11 | 2957990 willwork4food
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Really? Would that mean there would be hot teacher MILFs? Or would that be TILFs?

Im going to Greece!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:39 | 2956121 blunderdog
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That one was from the Fox News Tyler.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:43 | 2956149 jayman21
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Do you work for the SEC?  The link is there to click.  I realize it is to a newspaper and some helpful person from the IT team might have blocked all non-porn web sites to help with efficiency.


Sorry, could not resist.  The SEC joke never gets old.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:07 | 2957684 Clueless Bill
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I don't work for the SEC, but you're right, that joke would never get old.  I read  Kathimerini pretty regularaly and had already seen the article.  It was sad.  Too bad "Tyler" went all sensational about it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:31 | 2956043 Silver Alert
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Are there student discounts? Greek discounts?


On the other hand, being exposed to an actual successful business model would be beneficial to those kids.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:31 | 2956067 edifice
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Well, I won't say what's long.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:32 | 2956075 MachoMan
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Realistically, if it wasn't for brothels, there would be plenty of nevada schools/other services shut down...  In short, they already pay for school.  Although, ironically, the prostitutes are "turning tricks to pay for college"...  circle jerk.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:46 | 2956169 toomanyfakecons...
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Hotels all around the U.S. absolutely depend on pay-per-view porn for income. Many of them would shut down overnight without it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:34 | 2956091 Frank N. Beans
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long dongs

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:40 | 2956133 blunderdog
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The workers at a brothel are pretty good folks to ask about the importance of an education.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:43 | 2956151 toomanyfakecons...
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Next headline... cannabis dispensary sponsors little league team.


Seriously folks, sex workers, drugs dealers, loan sharks, and other assorted "bad guys" are far less evil and damaging than their government counterparts. Just read Walter Block's  Defending the Undefendable...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:44 | 2956158 semperfi
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Butt, its for the children !!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:46 | 2956171 Sudden Debt
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So when a hooker pays the bills... it's news....

and when a banker pays a president.............


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:21 | 2957153 knukles
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Tradition, business as normal.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:04 | 2956282 Fix It Again Timmy
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Giving head to get ahead, sure beats the hell out of No Child Left Behind...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:17 | 2956357 Silver Alert
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But gettin behind is the essence of "Greek."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:14 | 2956353 GRsilverking
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For the record ZH... Greek kids visit Brothels from age 10 or so to sign Christmas Carols. I did it & all my friends did too. It was fun & adventurous and we got to see naked people for free. MOST Greeks use brothels on a regular basis from age 14-17. Elementary? NO! I remember seeing & knowing what they are from the 4th grade but not earlier. I did not enter one till the 8th grade to sign Carols. I was too affraid to use the service, you never knew if the girl was a boy. These days they only use Eastern EU girls that are usualy female. Romanians, Russians, Albenians, Ukraine, Chech etc. All brothels & strip clubs are littered with Eastern EU chicks! I took 2 strippers to Mykonos for 2 days for only 2000 Euro & primarily wathed them fuck all day. HOT! The Greek underworld & mafia controls those girls so be very careful if you do the same. Make sure you make friends first with the one who pull their strings (G). Don't forget the plastic! :)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:51 | 2956654 Lord Koos
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Thanks for sharing.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:30 | 2956473 DaGov
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Once again ZH was ahead of the curve, recommending developing skills in the whorehouse piano player area as a means of survival after the collapse.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:30 | 2956474 DaGov
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Once again ZH was ahead of the curve, recommending developing skills in the whorehouse piano player area as a means of survival after the collapse.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:31 | 2956476 DaGov
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Once again ZH was ahead of the curve, recommending developing skills in the whorehouse piano player area as a means of survival after the collapse.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:45 | 2957271 dark pools of soros
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you seem to be playing the same tune

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:33 | 2956489 Peter Pan
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And just to change the pace a little,

Whar did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:47 | 2957279 dark pools of soros
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i just spit out an icecube

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:50 | 2956641 Lord Koos
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That's not social collapse, quite the opposite... people helping other people, a novel idea.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:55 | 2956675 rustymason
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Nazis, nazis, nazis! Oy vey! It's the Golden Dawn! Greeks shouldn't be allowed to run their own country! They might bankrupt it!

Gimme a break. Your Marxist/bankster tribe has done such a wonderful job, hasn't it? Listen, we're sick of your globalist, Keysian, radical liberal bullshit. Go back to your shitty little country in the desert, you lying, thieving rat-bastards.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:48 | 2957287 dark pools of soros
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Burn the Bankers!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:40 | 2957234 Zero Govt
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"This is what complete social collapse looks like..."

...caused by that parasite institution democratic Govt

the brothel is conducting great commercial (profitable) work of service and of no harm to the community

Govt is a wealth sucking nation-wrecker

a brothel beats Govt socially, economically and morally any day of any year of any century

Stop Paying Tax ...spend it in a brothel, you get much better return on investment and the people are of a far higher order

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:44 | 2957264 dark pools of soros
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Hot for Teacher!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:06 | 2957384 billsykes
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I think that is pretty fucking smart.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:41 | 2957590 gaoptimize
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What if I fall in love with one of them?  I'd like to contribute and have fun, but can't risk a broken heart.

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