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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:37 | 2955280 Zer0head
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:40 | 2955317 GetZeeGold
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Take a break from the Choom Wagon amigo....just sayin.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:49 | 2955351 Gazooks
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Ain't the choom, it's the prohibition

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:51 | 2955357 ACP
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Goes to show what another 100 rounds of golf will do to ya.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:01 | 2955401 General Decline
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It's from all the pharmaceuticals he must take to keep his conscience suppressed.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:07 | 2955421 knukles
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I get the chaos part, so where's the order?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:13 | 2955653 Enslavethechild...
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 Gas $100/gallon within the next 4 years

 Martial law like conditions with a cop in every bedroom, but without calling it martial law

 High home prices but NO jobs.

 It won't bother anyone because we will have really cool election coverage in 2016

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:27 | 2955747 cranky-old-geezer
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We may not have an election in 2016, O might finish destroying the nation this time around.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:02 | 2955901 GetZeeGold
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I think some guy made a movie about might be the time to see it.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:20 | 2956002 Bay of Pigs
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Thats Morgan Freeman right?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 18:19 | 2958347 TwoShortPlanks
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He's gonna age faster than Einstein formulating GR.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:04 | 2955906 GMadScientist
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"An executive order to shoot on sight was issued today in the name of National Security"


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955965 Ident 7777 economy
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I can hear it now:  "I hope he croaks"



Who said that?





Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:09 | 2955422 knukles
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They legalize choom in da house?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:17 | 2955460 TheFourthStooge-ing
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They legalize choom in da house?

Only for houses in da states of Colorado or Washington.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:33 | 2955485 Zero Govt
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forgot to photoshop Stalins cap on the Chicago Commie 

at least Stalins deranged tyrant powers are already in the bag for the US President ...shoot a citizen without trial, no problemo ...bang one up in jail and detain forever without trail, no problem either

another fantastic man of Law, what do they train these legal minds in nowadays, circumventing judges, courts and due process?

The Law: tyranny window-dressed as 'Justice'

Govt: anarchy window-dressed as 'democracy'

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:43 | 2955560 disabledvet
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Trotsky did get an ice pick in the eye socket as recall...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:06 | 2955660 Oh regional Indian
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As the poster child/experimantal cauldron for Globalization, USSA can finally change it's rallying cry, hand on heart...

Here's to the RED BROWN AND BLUE...

Yeah baby!


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:40 | 2956127 Panafrican Funk...
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Methinks his loyalties lie a bit closer to the red/black/green.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:17 | 2957441 Zero Govt
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Trotsky was sponsored by US and European bwankers pre and post Russian revolution

he deserved the icepick as do all bwanker crones who put cheaters of society above society

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:13 | 2955442 smlbizman
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we will all look like this after fo mo years....they have already started the celebration in baltimore time beatings for fun....but the news will not disclose to me if the 8 attackers were negroid, caucasoid or guess is if it dribbles like a duck, if it speaks like a duck and it has a free cell phone like a duck it must be a black mallord duck......but i could be wrong....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:31 | 2955503 Roger O. Thornhill
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Well.... I'd say it's over. Though Romney was no prize - he might have slowed the fall off the cliff. Maybe.

What amazed me was the media and how 'in the tank' for Obama they were. Normally the bias is somewhat masked, but the mask fell off this time, and to a degree that was startling.

This election just proved we are done for - we are at the point where the electorate is easily swayed by populism and is now voting directly for handouts. And that is always the end of the game.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:49 | 2955581 Manthong
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Things have changed.

On one hand, the voting system may be compromised in which case we are hopelessly screwed, but on the other hand the election totals may accurately reflect the voting majority, in which case we are hopelessly screwed.

At least we have the safety and security drones to look forward to.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:10 | 2955676 machineh
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With 95 percent of precincts reporting, The Associated Press figures showed more than 117 million people had voted in the White House race. In 2008, 131 million people voted.

That's 14 million more enlightened people who gave an upraised middle finger to the ossified Depublicrat duopoly, by refusing to vote at all.

In 2016, let's shoot for under 100 million voters. We can do this. WINNING!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:52 | 2955860 Bicycle Repairman
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GOP strategists on the tube talking about the need to reach out to hispanics and single women.  No discussion of the missing voters.  RIP GOP.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:28 | 2956040 Flakmeister
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 Some of those missing voters are to be found in the ruins of NJ and Staten Island....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:52 | 2956660 Bicycle Repairman
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Are you saying the dead can't vote?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:56 | 2955879 MachoMan
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With this approach, at some point, you're going to have to advocate for some type of non-voting political activism...  why wait?  At this rate, your plan of not voting will work in 40 years?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:00 | 2955892 BigJim
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Assuming those yet-to-report precincts have the same average # of voters, you need to add 5% to the total of people who will have voted, no? So, roughly 123 million will have voted, so that's 8 million rather than 14 million more enlightened people.

Still, it's a start... 

Mind you, I have no idea how many people were entitled to vote, so as a percentage it could be bigger :-)...

or smaller :-(

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:02 | 2955898 poor fella
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Anyone know if there's text recognition for write in candidates? Is the voting system even set up for it, or does it count as 'NULL'?

We should know the tally of EVERYONE, down to 'Piss Off' for POTUS.  (yeah, I looked on lmgtfy ;)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:25 | 2956011 Ident 7777 economy
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" ... more than 117 million people had voted in the White House race.

In 2008, 131 million people voted.

That's 14 million more enlightened people who gave an upraised middle finger to the ossified Depublicrat duopoly, by refusing to vote at all. "

Analysis fail;


Ban UNION money and see how that play out.


Cut back WELFARE PAYMENTS and see how that plays out.


Abolish CRONY CAPITALISM projects like so-called Solyndra 'green' projects


Cease bailiong out FAILED INDUSTRIES like GM and see how that plays out. And I could go on ...


And I could go on ...





Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:32 | 2955506 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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That's some funny shit.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:49 | 2955352 old naughty
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Who is that old man?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:52 | 2955359 Zero_Sum
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Morgan Freeman.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:59 | 2955394 Mae Kadoodie
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Fred G Sanford?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:07 | 2955411 HD
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 Perfect. You win.   Sanford - King of the junk yard.

I'm comin' Elizabeth...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:11 | 2955436 old naughty
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Sanford: "I don't think I will see him getting that old..."

"In the next four years?"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:05 | 2955418 krispkritter
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Morgue NoFreeMan...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:36 | 2955522 UGrev
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So wormholes ARE real.. :D

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:06 | 2955659 Cruel Aid
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Yea I heard Morgan spreading the lies.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:03 | 2955366 HD
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I hope he looks that way because the S&P is at 400...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:01 | 2955895 BigJim
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And gold at $5000...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955371 DeadFred
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What a bunch of fools. Don't they know how Reptilian host bodies age? They get all stetchy not wrinkly. Look at Pelosi for a good example.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:05 | 2956288 Ident 7777 economy
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Good one Fred.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955376 Abiotic Oil
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Frank Marshall Davis Jr.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:36 | 2955525 GetZeeGold
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I did it daddy!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:04 | 2955415 _ConanTheLibert...
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Barry Soetoro

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:09 | 2956309 Theosebes Goodfellow
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The last president of the second American republic. It had been around since 1788. In two years you get to find out what you get next.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:15 | 2955453 Chupacabra-322
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Boycott Donors Who Voted Against GMO Labeling.

DonorsTotal campaign cash as of November 3, 2012 Support: $8,700,000
Opposition: $45,600,000

As of November 3, 2012, about $45.6 million had been donated to the "No on 37" campaign effort.

These are the $100,000 and over donors to the "no" campaign as of Saturday, November 3, 2012:

Donor Amount
Monsanto $8,112,867
E.I. Dupont De Nemours & Co. $5,400,000
Pepsico, Inc. $2,145,400
Grocery Manufacturers Association $2,002,000
DOW Agrisciences $2,000,000
Bayer Cropscience $2,000,000
BASF Plant Science $2,000,000
Syngenta Corporation $2,000,000
Kraft Foods Global $1,950,500
Coca-Cola North America $1,700,500
Nestle USA $1,315,600
Conagra Foods $1,176,700
General Mills $1,135,300
Kellogg Company $790,000
Smithfield Foods $683,900
Del Monte Foods $674,100
Campbell's Soup $500,000
Heinz Foods $500,000
Hershey Company $493,900
The J.M. Smucker Company $485,000
Bimbo Bakeries $422,900
Ocean Spray Cranberries $387,100
Mars Food North America $376,650
Council for Biotechnology Information $375,000
Hormel Foods $374,300
Unilever $372,100
Bumble Bee Foods $368,500
Sara Lee $343,600
Kraft Food Group $304,500
Pinnacle Foods $266,100
Dean Foods Company $253,950
Biotechnology Industry Organization $252,000
Bunge North America $248,600
McCormick & Company $248,200
Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company $237,664
Abbott Nutrition $234,500
Cargill, Inc. $226,846
Rich Products Corporation $225,537
Flowers Foods $182,000
Dole Packaged Foods $171,261
Knouse Foods Cooperative $164,731

Other food companies who contributed to the "no" campaign (but with checks of less than $150,000) included Sunny Delight Beverages, McCain Foods, Tree Top, Idahoan Foods, Richelieu Foods, Land O'Lakes, Hillshire Brands, Morton Salt, Clorox, Goya de Puerto Rico, Sargento and Godiva Chocolatier.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:27 | 2955496 TeamDepends
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You mean my monsanto burger with cargill sauce and a side of frankenfries isn't good for me?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:35 | 2955518 Zer0head
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Go figure that California by a very strong majority voted against the prop

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:38 | 2955535 HD
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 Yup, I would have lost money on that bet...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:03 | 2955640 johnQpublic
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i actually won that bet

makes perfect sense to me that a health concious democrat state would vote not to label the unhealthy food at its proliferate number of health food stores


its just how i see the overall democrat mindset

the same as NPR saying that it was good that food stamp usage has increased


war is peace , freedom is slavery mindset

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:58 | 2955621 Boondocker
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Poorly worded legislation thatbwas easybto poke holes in....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:49 | 2956189 Ident 7777 economy
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What? (As in WTF did you say?)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:23 | 2955730 boogiedown
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Cali grows much of the ingredients for all those companies' products

(every time it rains the veggies get a nice Fuku-shower, too, on top of the GM)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:16 | 2956359 TeamDepends
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A salad in every vegetable.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:43 | 2956962 monad
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:32 | 2955505 GeezerGeek
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If I boycott all those food companies I'll either have to grow my own food or eat my iPhone. Oh, wait, I don't have an iPhone. Guess it's time to get my hands dirty.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 14:13 | 2957128 mkhs
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Silly old fool.  Iphones are inedible, but ipads are edible.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:46 | 2955572 Fred C Dobbs
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I will not buy from them ever again.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:52 | 2955594 MsCreant
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I'm good to go I don't eat any of that shit any way.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:06 | 2955658 mtomato2
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C'mon, Ms...

Have a Coke and a Smile!

Coke adds Life!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:04 | 2955911 3FrenchHens
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couldn't have made it to college without coke. literally. used to keep it in my jalopy car. when car wouldn't start, poured it over my battery connectors (removes corrosion?) & wala! car started. true story. won't let kids near that crap.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:00 | 2955284 debtor of last ...
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Nelson Mandela. I thought you have to be a born American to become?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:34 | 2955304 Waterfallsparkles
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Now he has to deal with the mess he has made.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:42 | 2955322 aint no fortuna...
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And now WE have to deal with the mess our entire corrupt fraudulent political system has made

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:06 | 2955656 GetZeeGold
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It's so just might work.



Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955367 disabledvet
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He does? Why is that?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:08 | 2955428 JPM Hater001
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Because much like Nero only Obama knows the tune to play as the country burns.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:35 | 2955305 DanDaley
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Looks more and more like Robert Mugabe every day.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:02 | 2955632 Bahamas
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Looks more and more like Robert Mugabe every day."

and like his devoted central banker gideon Gono!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:36 | 2955308 LongSoupLine
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Uhhhh, Morgan Freeman?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:46 | 2955342 bank guy in Brussels
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Old Uncle Tom


Perspective on Obama from America's most well-known Muslim preacher, Louis Farrakhan.

Amazing intensity here, when Farrakhan shouts:

« That's a MURDERER in the White House! Who will say It? I will! ... »

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:00 | 2955399 disabledvet
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Farrakan is a nut who is afraid of Barrak Obama. It is interesting that it's the working class cities...the Roosevelt Democrats...that won the day for the President. Those are mainly white, working class and union folks who've seen a Wall Street boondoggle (or 50) before and understand the importance of a union job and a benefit check...and that includes Government jobs of course. These folks are no dummies...and they don't listen to Loius phucking Farrakan.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:57 | 2956234 Thisson
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Ugh, the conflict!  I want to upvote you for saying Farrakan is a nut; but then I want to downvote you for your pro-public union stance. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:04 | 2956278 Totentänzerlied
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"These folks are no dummies"

Correct, they're more like retarded moronic braindead idiotic imbeciles.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:37 | 2955309 BattleSausage
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Just for men bitchez

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:37 | 2955310 Bubble
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yeah, poor obama, he works so hard for us.

f. off

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:41 | 2955320 GetZeeGold
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:38 | 2955312 JPM Hater001
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You're missing the bullet hole.

Riots are a bitch in a collapse and we have full permission to put the pedal to the metal.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:42 | 2955326 GetZeeGold
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Let's roll.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:36 | 2955529 Metalredneck
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:43 | 2955558 semperfi
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:45 | 2955571 GetZeeGold
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Stop.....papers please.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:07 | 2955668 mtomato2
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Thank you for saying that.

Maybe the last American Hero.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:44 | 2955564 semperfi
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Lock n load - blood of tyrants only - the fuck if they are getting my blood.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:47 | 2955578 disabledvet
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Word is in Provincetown, MA "they put the petal to the metal."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:40 | 2955313 blindman
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Tuesday November 6 7:00am
gore vidal interview
paraphrase; the university system is dedicated to
convincing the public there is no class/cast system
in america.
notice the "cash for gold" pawn scam shops,
ubiquitous, and the public convinced there is
no legal tender crisis with the federal reserve notes
and "market" prices in those federal reserve notes
in america. we are all thoroughly convinced of
something that is entirely erroneous it seems.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:39 | 2955314 ziggy59
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Four (million) More Tears!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:43 | 2955329 Waterfallsparkles
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Don't you mean Trillion.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:04 | 2955414 ziggy59
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You inflated my post. Ben is going to have to print

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:40 | 2955316 Jason T
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My conscience is clean, I voted Ron Paul!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:44 | 2955335 Louie the Dog
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In other words, you voted for Obama.  

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955372 LongSoupLine
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No, he voted for Ron Paul!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:39 | 2955531 GetZeeGold
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.....and Obama won.


I voted for John Galt......take that bitchez.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:04 | 2955644 Race Car Driver
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He voted.

What a moron.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:57 | 2955881 dogbreath
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No, he voted for the lessor of three evils

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955375 In Vino Veritas
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No. Those who chose Romney in the Republican primary voted for Obama.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:17 | 2955709 machineh
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When Jesus reappears at Independence, Missouri, people will realize that ROFLney was right! /sarc

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:40 | 2955545 UGrev
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I voted for Ron Paul too. If you didn't, you put Obama in office. If Romney had won, you would have put Obama in office again. It's that simple. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:04 | 2955649 Race Car Driver
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You're a moron. It's that simple.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:34 | 2955779 UGrev
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You sir, haven't a firing neuron in your head much less a pair of balls to back them up. If you Republican dipshits weren't shaking in your boots like a bunch of scared little children running for their woobies, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:57 | 2955386 acaciapuffin
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Lets blame the Ron Paul supporters for the inability for the GOP to put forward a viable candidate. Makes sense to me.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:38 | 2955541 Lebensphilosoph
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Viable candidate? Do you mean a Democrat? Because blacks and Hispanics won't vote for anyone else.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:47 | 2955580 falak pema
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they'd vote for eva longoria and Lebron James on a repub ticket. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:07 | 2956296 Totentänzerlied
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Are you implying they would be worse than Obama/Biden, Romney/Ryan, or Bush/Cheney? Hardly.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:41 | 2955549 UGrev
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Love it!

Add on top of that. "Let's piss off all the Ron Paul supporters by defruading them".. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:06 | 2955661 aint no fortuna...
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what, you don't think ryan made a great choice for veep lol?


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:11 | 2955677 Race Car Driver
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I blame Ron Paul supporters for being brainwashed into the fantasy of believing we don't live in a cartoon. These idiots were burned by RP not once, but repeatedly - over and over - and they still crawl back for more. LOL.

Watch them all flock to RP's baby blue son, Rand (ahem), when the time comes.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:37 | 2955794 UGrev
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I used to be a republican until I opened my fucking eyes and realized that they were the same as the democrats.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:55 | 2957030 Race Car Driver
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I'm not a Republican, republican, Libertarian or libertarian - nor a Democrat. Supposedly your eyes are open, but you still 'vote' ... LOL.

Go back to your TeeVee, toolbox.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:41 | 2955319 Water Is Wet
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Who knew war criminals could be reelected if they only gave away free phones?  A genius campaign strategy, no doubt.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:57 | 2955384 LongSoupLine
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Well, Dubbya did it without phones...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:41 | 2955321 jjsilver
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Dreams from My Real Father - A Story of Reds and Deception

At age 18, Barack Obama admittedly arrived at Occidental College a committed revolutionary Marxist. What was the source of Obama's foundation in Marxism? Throughout his 2008 Presidential campaign and term in office, questions have been raised regarding Barack Obama's family background, economic philosophy, and fundamental political ideology. Dreams from My Real Father is the alternative Barack Obama "autobiography," offering a divergent theory of what may have shaped our 44th President's life and politics.

In Dreams from My Real Father, Barack Obama is portrayed by a voiceover actor who chronicles Barack Obama's life journey in socialism, from birth through his election to the Presidency. The film begins by presenting the case that Barack Obama's real father was Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist Party USA propagandist who likely shaped Obama's world view during his formative years. Barack Obama sold himself to America as the multi-cultural ideal, a man who stood above politics. Was the goat herding Kenyan father only a fairy tale to obscure a Marxist agenda, irreconcilable with American values?

This fascinating narrative is based in part on 2 years of research, interviews, newly unearthed footage and photos, and the writings of Davis and Obama himself. Dreams from My Real Father weaves together the proven facts with reasoned logic in an attempt to fill-in the obvious gaps in Obama's history. Is this the story Barack Obama should have told, revealing his true agenda for "fundamentally transforming America?" Director Joel Gilbert concludes, "To understand Obama’s plans for America, the question is ’Who is the real father?’"

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:11 | 2956327 Totentänzerlied
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"irreconcilable with American values"

Boy, I don't know what America you're living in. Socialism is as American as apple pie. Over a hundred million people proved it again last night voting Status Quo 2012.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:42 | 2955325 Miss Expectations
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No time lapse on Michelle's ass?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:45 | 2955340 Louie the Dog
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C'mon man, I just ate breakfast.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:45 | 2955341 Waterfallsparkles
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Would be funny to see her get FAT over the next 4 years.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:12 | 2955440 TeamDepends
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Fear not, bulimia is definitely not in the picture.  Or is it?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:25 | 2955490 DeadFred
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Twinkies and Big Gulps? Just wondering.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:07 | 2955664 LongSoupLine
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Get fat? Have you seen that wide load?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:46 | 2955343 aint no fortuna...
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:37 | 2955532 GeezerGeek
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I'll need a larger PC monitor. Or, if I upgrade to Windows 8, the screen width will be limited to less than I already have.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:43 | 2955561 UGrev
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Even if there was.. it would take about 200,000 years to at 2000x speed to experience the ripple effect that one ass cheek has on the other. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:44 | 2955334 williambanzai7
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:49 | 2955350 jumblies
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the subtle smirk is a nice touch. i see a touch of alfred e neuman in him (mad comic)

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:16 | 2955458 GetZeeGold
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The pimp has been promoted to Mack Daddy.


Hope a raise comes with the title.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:51 | 2955356 HelluvaEngineer
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"Not half, not some, but ALL my cash..."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:18 | 2955464 GetZeeGold
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The gold too....if you need something we'll give it to you. If we don't.....then didn't need it.


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:55 | 2955608 Red Herring
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always wanted to ask.  GT what year?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:53 | 2955363 bank guy in Brussels
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Great 'Pimp the President' job, WB

It's tragic that Obama in fact totally betrays his fellow black people

More blacks in US prisons today, than all the black slaves imported to the US over the full 300 years of the slave trade

In Russia, in Putin's first term as President, he let 300,000 people out of Russian prisons ... Obama don't let nobody out, doesn't do a thing for the families of tens of thousands of innocent black and other people who write to his White House begging for help ... still 2.3 million people in the US prison and slave labour gulag ... making profits for Obama's white bosses who own prison-for-profit companies

Obama kills his fellow black people in US executions, and his his drone planes murdering brown women and children around the world

A pimp in his hood typically does more for the community than Obama

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:01 | 2955402 LongSoupLine
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I disagree...a pimp in the hood hasn't provided trillions in welfare programs, including SNAP.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:39 | 2955542 semperfi
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or phones

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:49 | 2955586 Peterus
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Actually mafia/gangs provide "welfare programs". They frequently "help their community" to have some base of popular support. Hamas did that too, even before getting to power. Japanese Yakuza sent trucks with humanitarian aid after tsunami.

They are much smaller, so it's nowhere near the King Pimp that can spend trillions on bribes and still enrich itself in the process. But all well organized crime spreads some of the wealth around and not just take everything for itself. It's just not the wealth created by criminals but stolen, or taxed away... but I repeat myself.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:13 | 2956343 Totentänzerlied
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You mean, some of the very things which keep urban blacks in poverty?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:41 | 2955552 GeezerGeek
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Speaking of Russia, when do we get to see what Obama meant by being able to be more "flexible" when he spoke with Medvedev?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:24 | 2956429 williambanzai7
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Probably the same as Romneys son meant when he delivered a back door message.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:53 | 2955364 RSloane
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Hah perfect as usual, WB.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:28 | 2955379 falak pema
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That hat looks like Frankie Sinatra's of rat pack days; after a "courtesy" visit to good ole Sam Giancana of Chicaaaaago, my home town days...Kool! 

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Yeah! "The best is yet to come!...."

Now that makes you wonder...what does he see that I can't?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:56 | 2955382 Vigilante
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Pimpin ain't easy.....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:59 | 2955396 northerngirl
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LOL!  This one is truly priceless.  Thank for giving me a good laugh this morning.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:10 | 2955433 Sudden Debt
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Old school pimp! YEAH!

but lose the gold... it's all in China by now...


Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:02 | 2955629 XitSam
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Don't worry, he's wearing tungsten.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:15 | 2955454 old naughty
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Now I recognize him...

with WB artistic impression.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:29 | 2955498 DeadFred
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WB you brighten my morning as much as breaking 1400 would

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:35 | 2955516 RSloane
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13 pts to go! We breached that last week, very early in the morning, for about twenty minutes.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:54 | 2955369 djsmps
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And in the end, nothing changed.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:09 | 2955432 Urban Redneck
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Things have to get worse before they get better.  The children didn't want to take their medicine in 2008, and they still don't.  So the oligarchs are going to take a whole shitload more wealth from the 99% since a majority of them think free shit is actually free or that they won't be the ones paying.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:14 | 2955693 Lebensphilosoph
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Things aren't getting better. Nations do not rise once more out of decadence and decay. It has never happened.

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