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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:34 | 2955777 Urban Redneck
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There is a difference between a nation and an economy, and the people who exist, and thrive or wither, in both. However, over a course of time longer than a lifetime, there have been plenty of examples of Nation States rising from the ashes of decay.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:58 | 2955389 orangegeek
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With the US Dollar rising against the Euro, Yen, Pound and Dollar, El-Presidente has his work cut out for him.

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/us-dollar-daily-climbs-higher-we-remain...

 

A rising US Dollar will help to push markets and commodities down.  Recession or Depression - pick one.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 08:58 | 2955390 Kaiser Sousa
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"zip pa dee do dah

zip pa dee yeah

my old my, what a fucked up mother fucking day...."

Uncle Raymus he night as well have been....

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:01 | 2955405 vegas
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This is what you get when 50%+ want free stuff. Only it isn't free. There are now officially more parasites, free-loaders, and total government welfare junkies in Amerika than productive citizens. This place will decline faster now than Greece into a cesspool of misery. If you aren't going John Galt from this place you are an idiot.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:36 | 2955523 semperfi
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Which is why the 24% unemployment rate didn't matter - they are getting paid not to work.  Time for the producers to quit.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:59 | 2955623 Peterus
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Established corporations want rules that block newcomers from competing with them. Poor want freebies. Both groups have great ways of influencing elections (funding campaigngs - voting in large numbers, predictably always on more "free" stuff). Eventually politicians have to compromise with both groups. At least successful ones, all the suckers that don't do it, simply loose.

When law is consistently written for these people you will always get larger and larger corpos and ever increasing welfare for the poor (and more "poor"). Though USA seems like really interesting instance. It just took off on some kind of overdrive to self-destruction. Decade ago it still seemed healthy enough for a democracy and now it is way past point of no return.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:11 | 2955682 chenn
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John Galt had invented a generator to power his world which unfortunately I do not have.  So I will have to continue to have my productivity sucked away while I try to squirrel enough of it away into gold and silver to make it through whatever financial calamity awaits.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:01 | 2955406 Cult of Criminality
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Chain of Fools

Chain,chain,chain.

 

Aretha Franklin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGAiW5dOnKo

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:03 | 2955412 Zer0head
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quick go register

Michelle2016.com

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:09 | 2955674 XitSam
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Domain Name: MICHELLE2016.COM
Created on: 20-Mar-12

Registrant:
Kevin Hudson
25 Foxfords Chase
Ormond Beach, Florida 32174
United States

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:08 | 2955424 MsCreant
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Sandy gave us a glimpse of what it is going to take to get us real change: Interruptions to energy and supplies.

Keep the fiat flowing,

the population unknowing,

confidence growing,

resources plateauing,

sowing,

the seeds of our destruction.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:20 | 2955469 Miss Expectations
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Is it raining?  Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a blowing?

The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing.

And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing.

Psychedelic Boat Trip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:55 | 2955605 MsCreant
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If only there was a Willy Wonka who could stop the boat ride.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:03 | 2955641 Miss Expectations
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Or like Wonka's office...where everything is cut in half.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:22 | 2955479 HelluvaEngineer
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There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:08 | 2955429 j-dub
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That's quite a tan Bush has

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:41 | 2955547 GetZeeGold
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How do you like me now?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:24 | 2955737 machineh
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Cuttin' brush at Crawford 12 hours a day scorched him into a raisin.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:11 | 2955434 GOSPLAN HERO
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Comrade Obama will make a strategic arms reduction deal with Comrade Putin.

USA is the big loser.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:12 | 2955438 Jeep In Mud
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I'm looking at the top contributors for 2012 Presidential Election cycle.  Very strange that Obama has no major banks at the top.  Romney has all of them.  Usually it is split 50/50.  So I went back to 2008 and 2004.  Any ideas why all the banks were on one side?

2012:

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/contrib.php?cycle=2012&id=N00009638

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/contrib.php?cycle=2012&id=N00000286

2008:

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/contrib.php?cycle=2008&cid=N00009638

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres08/contrib.php?cycle=2008&cid=N00006424

2004:

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres04/contrib.php?cycle=2004&cid=N00008072

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres04/contrib.php?cycle=2004&cid=N00000245

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:25 | 2955491 Uncle Remus
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Feints cost money.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:32 | 2955504 Tango in the Blight
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The big banks had already bought the black man. No need to give him anymore money. Faithful servants don't need to be paid off.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:19 | 2955467 freewolf7
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When Antidepressants Don't Work

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:47 | 2955577 GeezerGeek
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Too bad we aren't entitled to compensation when politicians fail to deliver on their promises. If we can go after Big Pharma, we should be able to go after Big Gov't.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:12 | 2955961 GMadScientist
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Try vigorous exercise; for example, head down to the most colorful part of town and yell out a racial epithet or three...it'll really get your heart pumping after the gunfire starts.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:26 | 2955493 Uncle Remus
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Move along. Nothing to see here.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:28 | 2955497 monopoly
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I am very scared.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:30 | 2955499 MillionDollarBonus_
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:35 | 2955513 nonclaim
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Even MDB got speechless... we are doomed.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:40 | 2955544 MsCreant
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You gotta admit, he has a point there...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:42 | 2955553 GetZeeGold
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Someone please go check on MDB.......we're somewhat concerned over him.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:11 | 2955949 GMadScientist
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No worries, that's the conjugate of MDB.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:03 | 2955642 RSloane
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Hah!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:33 | 2955511 semperfi
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Obamacare, full implementation - full speed ahead !

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:34 | 2955514 Sudden Debt
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Nobody listened to his speech he? :)

 

The part where he said: "AND FOR THOSE STANDING IN LINE FOR HOURS, I'LL FIX THAT"

Yeah... he'll fix that all right! NO MORE FREE ELECTIONS!! BOW TO THE EMPEROR!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:43 | 2955557 GetZeeGold
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I sent him all my bills....so far.....no dice.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:29 | 2955760 Waterfallsparkles
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His voters are used to staning in line but not to vote.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:35 | 2955517 Sudden Debt
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remember the Osama speech?

WE GOT THEM!! WHOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:36 | 2955524 Mercury
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Attention American business: BOW YOU HEAD!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:52 | 2955595 buzzsaw99
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I think you have that backwards. gubbermint blows ceos and rich guys.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:41 | 2955548 Sizzurp
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Doug Wead was correct when he spoke after Romney had clenched the republican primary, "There only way to the White House is through Ron Paul".  The Romneyans, Levinians, Hannitians and the Limbaughians all chose to ignore Wead's prophetic words.  They went head long into the convention and screwed the Ron Paul camp.  They marginalized his followers, broke convention rules, and basically ruined their chances to unite the party.  Epic fail.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:41 | 2955550 Rustysilver
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I live in a country with a lot of stupid people.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:46 | 2955576 MsCreant
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Half the people have an IQ under 100.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:48 | 2955582 falak pema
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don't confuse wee wee size and IQ.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:21 | 2955720 TheFourthStooge-ing
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MsCreant said:

Half the people have an IQ under 100.

The nature of US tautologism is eternal.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:58 | 2955619 buzzsaw99
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don't be so hard on romney supporters. lulz

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:38 | 2955801 Sandy15
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Nov 7th, 2012 -- Horrifying Sad Day for America

Obama wins re-election which means our country has more takers verses makers.  Healthcare, aka Obamacare, is here to stay.  The New World Order by the elitist will usher in.  Dumbing down Americans will continue.  Unions, aka legalized mafia, will continue following Democrats thinking they're getting handouts.  One day they'll realize their children and grandchildren will not get jobs because of their greed and demands on companies or governments.  Just as Greece, Spain, Italy and the rest of Europe is today.  They are broke, rebelling against austerity (aka free stuff), and spoiled to their handouts.  Their mortality rate is much higher than the USA, as of this date.  That will change due to Obamacare.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:54 | 2956672 edifice
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...which means our country has more takers verses makers...

The 1980s called; it wants its news back.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:44 | 2955563 UGrev
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It's HUGGY BEAR!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:51 | 2955575 edifice
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Big O is looking a little worse for wear... Being a puppet is a tough gig.

In other news: Colorado passes marijuana legalization bill, for "recreational use."

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:56 | 2955613 dark pools of soros
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Puff puff passed

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:00 | 2955627 edifice
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Rocky mountain high... Colorado...

We have now proven Mr. Denver correct.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:03 | 2955639 chenn
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It is now bread, circuses, and roach clips.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:08 | 2955938 GMadScientist
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I am ready willing and able to prove to the jury that I was having a good time.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:54 | 2955600 buzzsaw99
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At least I don't have to look at Romney's ugly mug in the coming years.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:54 | 2955604 dark pools of soros
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Do we get our old ZH back now without all the party affiliated fucktoids?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:05 | 2955651 Flakmeister
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Based on the crap in this thread.... No..

Unless it is a cathartic blow-off....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:55 | 2955607 Silver Garbage Man
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Let the gun grap begin for real.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:09 | 2955942 GMadScientist
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Have you ever let go of yours since you hit puberty?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:59 | 2955624 Uncle Remus
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Get a grip people. You're no more fucked today than you were yesterday. Embrace the suck and look for the opportunities.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:59 | 2955625 cherry picker
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America, land of the free and home of the brave, it was nice knowing you, the way you used to be.

You are choosing a different path than the one I grew up with.  I live in a country where people are more free than there, although many Americans would never acknowledge that is possible.

All the politicians say "God Bless America", each one with a different agenda.  God gave America Ron Paul, they ignored him.

I don't think God is interested in blessing politicians any more :)

Good luck citizens, you have a hell of a year to look forward to.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:20 | 2955713 ThisIsBob
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There was more freedom in this country under George III, than there is today.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:36 | 2955791 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Agree.  Obama needs to abolish the Patriot Act, brought to us by............... the freedom and liberty loving REPUBLICANS.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:16 | 2955985 Dumpster Fire
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I remember a comment from Dennis Miller after Clinton was first elected.  Clintonistas looked up as a formation of fighters shrieked by overhead and proclaimed "Wait a minute!  Those are OURS now!"

Power never relinquishes voluntarily no matter what fairy tales you believe.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:03 | 2955904 stiler
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good point except that we were a colony at that point not a country-- we were Brits.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:07 | 2955926 GMadScientist
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Depends on your skintone, slick.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:02 | 2955630 Fort
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Utopia is all but created, now we just need the Germans next year to vote red and all ships have socialists as their captains to sail them off a cliff straight into the abyss. Not that Romney would have done better, but fortunately nobody can now blame capitalism and expect to be taken seriously and that is the real victory here.

Obama, if I were you I would invite Mr Hollande from France and the two of you together ought to be able to pull the global comedy from the brink and bring the bliss of sharing the misery to the west. There are a couple of consultants at the rudder over here in Holland, I'm sure they can provide you with some sound advice to help you along if you run into some type of obstruction upon your way to deliver us all to this great utopia.

 

 

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:06 | 2955920 GMadScientist
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The "free time" you've had on your hands since about 2008 has not been put to good use.

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:04 | 2955645 Bahamas
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" so far we couldn't"...." But now ..yes we can! "

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:20 | 2955714 AnAnonymous
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What a gripping picture. Prophetic. The price to pay for a loyal servant who will keep working to maintain the 'american' king class, the 'american' middle class, in their priviledges.

The defeated candidate, deep within himself, might be happy he escaped from the ordeal.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:23 | 2955726 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Made me laugh.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:22 | 2955722 shovelhead
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Look at the bright side...

Now we have Choom and Doom instead of Gloom and Doom.

Forward.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:47 | 2956173 Bastiat
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Especially in Colorado where they legallized recreational pot.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:41 | 2955814 writingsonthewall
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This picture shows 2 things.

1) The president needs to be paid way, way more than he is - he should be the highest paid person in the country.

2) Bush didn't run the country - he never aged over the 8 years he was in charge because he never actually knew what the fuck was going on!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:46 | 2955833 nah
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President Obama fucking looks like aged swiss cheese

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with a jacket

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:05 | 2955914 GMadScientist
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"Free Nelson Mand-"

Oh.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:11 | 2955957 stiler
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turning to marble, break off an ear in the period of iconoclastic revolution. He's got feet of clay, but watch the iron teeth.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:14 | 2955969 Frank N. Beans
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- Obamma's nutsack

- the US dollar 

 

in 4 more years what's going to be lower?

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:43 | 2956147 Village Smithy
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I'm thinking about an SNL skit where Morgan Freeman plays the President in 2016 waving from Marine 1 as he leaves the White House.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:47 | 2956179 jplotinus
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Obama prezeedent, y'all

Deal wit it, bitchez

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:50 | 2956196 Bastiat
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Forward to the NWO!

or will it be a military coup in the next 2 years?

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:47 | 2956608 Conax
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There's a dog turd in my yard that is going to make me a pile on Ebay!

 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:21 | 2958053 BlackholeDivestment
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They forgot the horn coming out of Apollyon's head and his Drag Queen Wedding Dress.

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