Two Rays Of Hope In A Collapsing Market

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SeverinSlade's picture

Hope and change we apparently don't believe in.

Sorry, let me rephrase.  Hope and change we DO believe in regarding the 2nd amendment.

maxmad's picture

S&W or H&C

Smith & Wessom



hedgeless_horseman's picture



Americans accounting for the other 1%...

You have been reading Zero Hedge long enough that you are now absolutely convinced that TEOTWAWKI is indeed nigh, and it could well be quite violent. You have also decided that you want to do something to prepare, beyond getting short the equity markets and going long gold and silver coins, but you do not know what to do, exactly.  The HELP function on your Bloomberg terminal is, unsurprisingly, not helpful. A quick review of the government and Red Cross emergency preparedness websites tells you nothing about guns. This is problematic, as you fear that we all might be returning to a time in history where it is a common occurrence to fight for one's life, and you know that we usually do that in today's day and age with guns, or a knife close in.


What to do?

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

I will be "celebrating" Obama's re-election with a substantial purchase of 2nd Amendment equipment and supplies this week.

cardis's picture

We have missed each-other by a few secs.

sickofthepunx's picture

i thought only women shopped when they're depressed

PLira's picture

We're not depressed. Now, we just have the excuse to go get the toys that we couldn't quite pull the trigger, on buying.

Randall Cabot's picture

The jew supremacists who brought the nightmare of multiculturalism to America are also behind the scheme to take away your 2nd Amendment rights as America is currently in a slow burn race war. Ss in the jew supremacist led "Russian" Revolution, the plan seems to be to unite various minorities and malcontents against the dominant people and culture but the blacks and hispanics in America don't always go along with the program as we read over and over again of blacks and hispanics not playing nice as in the story below.

On the other hand, we also hear over and over again of attackis against European-Americans on a regular basis while the jew supremacist media and their flunkies in the police departments feign ignorance of motive:

Feinstein rumored to be pushing semi-auto ban if Obama reelected      



3 Dead After Workplace Shooting In Central Fresno

Updated: Nov 06, 2012 10:50 PM EST

Dyer said about three and a half hours later, Jones pulled out a .357 Derringer handgun and shot four co-workers and then himself.

Salvador Diaz, 32, suffered a gunshot wound to the side of his head. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Manuel Verdin, 34, was shot in the head. He was taken to Community Regional Medical Center where he died.

Arnulfo Conrriquez, 28, was shot in the neck. He was taken to the hospital where he was last listed in critical condition.

Fatima Lopez, 32, was shot in the buttocks as she ran away. She was taken to CRMC and was released Tuesday afternoon.     


A 32-year-old man is fighting for his life after being the victim of what appeared to be an unprovoked attack in downtown Baltimore in broad daylight on Friday


"We're going to look into the victim's background to see if there might have been a dispute in his past that could have led to something. But right now, there's just nothing evident for investigators," police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. 

lakecity55's picture

Hmmmm, that name sounds.....Jooish.

Is she of the Zionist Crowd?

njfeds's picture

The jew supremacists - this is not OK to say. it also shows your ingornce. Would someone please take this down?

dtwn's picture

First time on the internet?

akak's picture

Or else a refugee from Stalag Kitco, er, I mean the Kitco forum.

Jendrzejczyk's picture

Zh tends to support freedom of speech.

akak's picture


The jew supremacists - this is not OK to say. it also shows your ingornce.

And "ingornce" shows what?

BadKiTTy's picture

Thanks HH! I must have missed your article so it was my first read of it.  

Love the direct presentation, excellent practical advice, and also the 'average plan executed well better than a great plan never executed'......


Nice Job :) 



phalfa5's picture

...   FORWARD !    he cried from the rear

    as the front line died

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

<--- will purchase between 1 to 3 guns this week

<--- will purchase more than three guns this week

Vincent Vega's picture

<--- added guns and ammo to stash after first time he was elected.

timbo_em's picture

<--- live in Europe and don't have 2nd Amendment rights but would feel much saver with some 'artillery' around.

Urban Redneck's picture

<--- still have space to stack leadnbrass

<--- time to build another addition on the home


Cthonic's picture

Got a little afraid during the last thunderstorm; not sure insurance is going to cover my garage if it gets struck by lightning...

Overfed's picture

I need to replace everything that was lost in the canoeing mishap. Pronto!

slaughterer's picture

Don't forget NFLX

markettime's picture

I have a major position in RGR, SWHC, NFLX and a smile on my face today.

cornedmutton's picture

Guns and about your grassy knoll...ahh-cha-cha-chaaa!

HD's picture

Odd. I do all my shooting at bald mountain...

TeamDepends's picture

It's all Bushs' fault....

HD's picture

Best use of that line I've heard in awhile....

Bananamerican's picture

well Bush DID fuck the country six ways to sunday, setting the stage for O....

Must be nice to be an oligarch

Shizzmoney's picture

I don't have any cash to invest enough in stocks....but I have been playing around with a stock trader simulator and my 3 picks were: Gold (it can't be uber manipulated like Silver), Guns (for the obvious reasons), and Healthcare (thank you, Heritage Foundation!).

I'd be up 30% on the year.  But I don't have 100K lying around to I just bet football, instead.

TeamDepends's picture

Time to plant some food-stamp trees.  Going to be thin next year.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

Look at the bright side, Amerika is too fat anyway, slimming down is in order.

pan's picture

CZ82 at 7 oz of silver, bitchez!

ironsky's picture

Dead on accurate at a bargain price. 1000 FMJ for slightly over $200. 

PLira's picture

Long guns and ammo has always been a winning move.

Yesterday was BAG (Buy A Gun) day so bodes well for the stocks in the future. With the recent "Gun" rhetoric from our "Imperial Majesty", sales should continue to be strong.

Then ya got that fat slimy fuck micheal moore(on) saying only blackpowder guns should be allowed. Boosts sales some more.

I'm just saying....

lakecity55's picture

Go Long on waterproof tubes, dessiccant, and cosmoline!

Cursive's picture

Hmm.  "The Market" is "rational" in some aspects, I guess.

BudFox2012's picture

Yes, it is amazing that supply and demand still pops up from time to time...

Agent P's picture

Four more years...of higher ammo prices.

lakecity55's picture

No, soon, no. more. ammo.

Outlawed by EO.

tocointhephrase's picture

Looks like all that other stuff you said you were long on....were long on!


I'm going long on tin on the back of this!

Lost Wages's picture

The rednecks need to buy more guns to feel safe. Always afraid the darkies are comin' to take their MacGuyver DVD collection and commemorative Elvis plates.

Tortfeasor's picture

Might want to tell that to the Sandy victims who are being looted of, among other things, their MacGuyver DVD collection and commemorative Elvis plates.

10mm's picture

Sandy victims are victims by their own accord.Lib tards.