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VIX Halted

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UPDATE: Minutes after we brought attention to this farce, VIX Futures and Options Re-Opened...

 

CBOE's VIX Futures and Options have been halted since 1337ET.

Because in our day and age of highly "sophisticated, precise and computerized" trading, just what stock market crash can take place without a critical component of the market breaking...

Based on 'spot' VIX - it would appear vol is bleeding higher

Bottom line: when the Fed can no longer sell enough vol to offset a long-overdue correction, the Fed will merely do away with vol entirely.

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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:17 | 2957444 surf0766
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In Amerika, nothing go down. No?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2957456 NewThor
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1337 = LEET

in nerd speak....

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:20 | 2957461 malikai
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Even better, it's LEET-ET.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 01:34 | 2959523 old naughty
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and, something new everyday,

in our day and age.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2957462 no taste
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Angry Republican's letter to Clint Eastwood, and General Wesley Clark on the coup in the US government.

http://dearmreastwood.weebly.com/

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:26 | 2957506 TeamDepends
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Sure.  It's all Dirty Harry's fault.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:33 | 2957542 buzzsaw99
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god hates mormons

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 01:33 | 2959522 old naughty
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Why, Dirty Harry didn't make his day?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:54 | 2958228 Cruel Aid
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Wesley Clark is a weasel. I'm not going to listen to a thing he says.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:54 | 2958235 aerojet
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Hard to argue with it, quite honestly.  Romney always had a credibility gap because he's a bankster.  Also, the association with the Mormon cult, while it's not truly awful like some kind of Satan-worshipper or Neo-Nazi, it isn't really a great thing, either. 

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:22 | 2957477 Coldsun
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I saw that too. Is that bad that I was psyched when I noticed it?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:43 | 2957581 SgtShaftoe
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Exactly, someone just hacked the exchange.  a 1337 haxor... I'm guessing loosely affiliated with Anonymous. hahahahahha!  That's funny.  Imagine, an algo computer hacked by someone like that, reprogrammed... that would be entertaining.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:01 | 2957665 pods
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Has anyone heard from AnAnon today?  

I can hear him chuckling: "Who laughing now, round eye."

pods

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:50 | 2957626 HelluvaEngineer
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Looks like it is frozen again at 19.00.  Weird gaps earlier today too.  Someone creating 100M shares of TVIX out of thin air?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:28 | 2957733 dark pools of soros
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not the women, no

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 18:03 | 2958263 Gamma735
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We're all living in America,
America is wunderbar.
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.

"Amerika" by RAMMSTEIN

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2957451 AldoHux_IV
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LOL, free and efficient markets.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2957452 Mercury
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Well that's it, no more volatility.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:24 | 2957490 Coldsun
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Precisely! On that note let's just stop printing the unemployment numbers so we can keep under 8% forever and ever...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:40 | 2957510 Mercury
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Well clearly the president can survive without those (real) numbers, the question is, can the market hold itself together if options on an index of options on an index of stocks aren't trading because futures on an index of options on an index of stocks aren't trading.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:44 | 2957602 Coldsun
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Nicely dictated. And I think that you are on to something. Maybe it became consious and trying to grasp it's very existence it broke. Badly. SkyNet will resume it's function.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:52 | 2957878 GCT
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After reading Mercury's post I am having a blonde moment there!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 18:13 | 2958320 R_J
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Huh? WHAT "unemployment" ? We´re all duly Employed as Serfs now...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:25 | 2957498 HelluvaEngineer
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Got to be kidding me.  I have NOV calls.  Bunch of fucking crooks.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 01:32 | 2959519 RopeADope
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Free markets are so efficient you do not need to be concerned about volatility. You also do not need to be concerned about fraud.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2957453 JPM Hater001
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Surprised face

 

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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2957455 Segestan
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Living on hope but change is coming.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:27 | 2957511 PLira
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True that.

You can ignore reality but you cannot ignore the results of reality.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2957459 slaughterer
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Should help the close.  Nice.   Throwing every trick in the book to create a nice bear trap.   

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:38 | 2957568 buzzsaw99
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The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. [/Return of the King]

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2957460 Flakmeister
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Manipulated volatility in the volatility???

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2957467 Matt
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the volitility was too volitile, so it had to be halted.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:33 | 2957547 PLira
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Must have used a Ven to Verify the Velocity of the Volitility of the Vix's Volititlity Volume.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:58 | 2957916 Silver Bully
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VA-VA-VA-VOOM!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:39 | 2957567 Coldsun
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What's the financial term for the rate of change for change/volatility? For physics the rate of change for acceleration is "jerk". Accepting all legitimate and comical answers below.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:53 | 2957624 ebworthen
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Chaikin's Volatility function, but I propose we change it to " chokin' " (though "suck" would work too).

http://www.tradingsolutions.com/functions/ChaikinsVolatility.html

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:20 | 2957463 Dan Conway
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This is hilarious!  Just like when they banned shorting stocks a few years ago.  I can't wait for the upcoming rule that you can only buy if the trade will result in a gain for the seller - That's only fair!!!!!!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:30 | 2957527 unununium
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> I can't wait for the upcoming rule that you can only buy if the trade will result in a gain for the seller

Mary Schapiro called.  She wants to know what the license fee is for this idea.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:48 | 2957615 ParkAveFlasher
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Fee?  That idea belongs to the People, unununium.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:07 | 2957968 Silver Bully
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You didn't build that fee. Someone else made that fee happen.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2957466 constantine
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The VXX derivative was probably about to melt down.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:22 | 2957479 surf0766
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I sense wisdom .

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 16:28 | 2957734 constantine
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Ahh thanks but I wouldn't go that far.  I've officially taken a long position on two RGIII rookie cards... LOL...

cool ones though, with the autograph.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:31 | 2957536 unununium
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I got my sell orders in place already on my VXX calls.  The melt up may only last 8 minutes.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:40 | 2957471 TruthInSunshine
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 "...due to a systems problem."

 

Well alrighty then. At least we're not in the dark as to what the specific problem is that forced them to halt an INDICATOR.

It's good that they halted volatility, because that will likely lead to zeee stability.

 

/s

(Bernank'd Markets ftl)

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 05:52 | 2959719 slackrabbit
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As systems engineer it could also mean someone accidently bumbped the reset button as i walked passed, but somehow I don't think so......perhaps they can blame it on a terrorist minority or some middle east country whose oil we want?

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:25 | 2957480 Blazed
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Next, let's have markets with no price action. Price is a problem, we don't need no stinking price. Besides, only terrrrists use price.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:47 | 2957563 TruthInSunshine
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Reverse Dutch auction for "what's behind curtain number 3?" ticker symbols with The Bernank as the lone bidder?

Brilliant!

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 18:12 | 2958312 aerojet
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We're basically there now.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:23 | 2957483 alien-IQ
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I have witnessed a couple of things in the past two or three days that have me very seriously thinking of getting out of the market for good. It is simply beyond broken. It's a corrupt clusterfuck.

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