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The December 21 'Triple Witch' Zero Barrier

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Via Michael Naso of FBN Securities,

One of my favorite movies, recently relegated to AMC with commercial interruptions every five minutes, is “Armageddon,” starring Bruce Willis who leads a ragtag band of energy drillers enlisted by NASA to save the world from an impending catastrophe courtesy of an asteroid the size of Texas.  I will not spoil the ending for those who have not seen it save the presence of a “zero barrier” which if breached by the mammoth rock would end all life as we know it.  Yesterday’s price action offered a messy preview of what lies around the corner, for the U.S. economy confronts its own Biblical demise, otherwise known as the fiscal cliff, when it slips past its own zero barrier which I estimate as the December 21 triple witch expiration.

To be sure, I do not equate a near guaranteed recession and significant pullback in equities as calamitous as what Mr. Willis et al faced; however, the inevitable squabbling by each party would cause significant damage to an already fragile recovery.  Despite President Obama’s supposed olive branch across the aisle during his victory speech Tuesday, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid quickly reminded everyone yesterday that tax hikes on the rich are a necessity.  On the other hand, Republican Senator Pat Toomey (PA) spewed the Romney debt reduction proposal plainly on CNBC yesterday afternoon with Speaker Boehner emphasizing the position further with the mirage of his willing to accept new revenue sources.  In short, the two sides are as far apart as ever as the Democrats will be emboldened by the Election while the GOP will point to roughly 50% of the country, exemplified by the popular vote, who agree with its views.

Politicians fail to understand that the markets project forward such that as each faction drags its feet, the damage done to stocks could be substantial.  In fact, some leaders in Washington have argued that going over the cliff actually would be welcomed given the amount of income it will bring into the Treasury Department’s coffers.  This is foolhardy such that the pressure of cutting a fast deal after such a dislocation would produce something few would applaud.  Other analysts are hopeful for some sort of compromise that kicks the Bush tax cuts well into 2013.  I do not suspect President Obama would cave so easily after such a resounding win in the Electoral College while Moody’s and/or Fitch would not look so kindly on the U.S. sovereign credit rating as a result.  In retrospect, my comparison to “Armageddon” may be unfair simply because the current fiscal crisis might not even have a zero barrier as the most plausible scenarios, when leveraging game theory, hints at an unfavorable outcome.

I do not subscribe to the speculation that Mario Draghi’s downbeat comments on Germany lit the match of Wednesday’s aggressive decline, for most investors had already reached the same conclusion about contagion spreading from Southern Europe for quite some time.  A simple gander at the economic figures, most notably the PMIs, backs this thesis.  More importantly, though, a recession for the EU’s economic engine would not only paralyze Europe, but also many large multinational corporations.  In short, the 12.5% expected earnings estimates for the S&P 500 for the next 12 months remain highly optimistic such that an inevitable reduction would weigh on shares.

 

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Thu, 11/08/2012 - 15:55 | 2961711 tooriskytoinvest
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RON PAUL: Election shows U.S. 'far gone
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/nov/8/ron-paul-election-shows-us-far-gone/

Another Stock Market Crash Looming: Get Out of The Stock Market NOW!! Peter Schiff: Much Bigger Collapse Is Coming, Worse Than Europe
http://investmentwatchblog.com/another-stock-market-crash-looming-get-out-of-the-stock-market-now-peter-schiff-much-bigger-collapse-is-coming-worse-than-europe/

 

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:14 | 2961789 ParkAveFlasher
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triple witch, bitchez!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:48 | 2961930 THX 1178
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Terence Mckenna. He makes the rest of us look bad. I like him. I think there's more to the universe than we can yet imagine.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 22:04 | 2962992 willwork4food
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Hey Thanx for the link Silvertree. I studied the Iching years ago, and this looks right down my ally.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:15 | 2961791 Ruffcut
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One of clients ran for congress, 4 years ago as a libertarian. He told me had zero econ knowledge knows the law.

They don't know the basics and don't give a shit, either. They like acting stoopid, rich and powerful all at the same time. They are artists". They are actors, but very bad ones.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:25 | 2961825 Gringo Viejo
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Toorisky: Just read an article stating that Rep. Allen West refuses to concede. Apparently, he was ahead by 2000 votes until the election officials in Port St. Lucie did a recount BEHIND LOCKED DOORS and then stated he lost by 2,500 votes. In the comments section to the article, the first one stated "another scumbag gone" with numerous "likes". My point being, when a genuine war hero, patriot and moral man is viewed in such a light by both th PTB AND the general public, it's time to pack up your tent and move on. I am thoroughly, 100% certain America is beyond any redemption, socially, morally or politically. It's time to care for and protect your loved ones, and shun all else.

IT'S OVER!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:49 | 2962264 10mm
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Allen West also endorsed the NDAA and that war hero shit is meaningless.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:12 | 2962534 Gringo Viejo
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10mm: Thanks for adding the exclamation point to
IT'S OVER.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 18:33 | 2962420 Urban Redneck
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Amateur Shit - Bagdad Bob moved to Phili on the DL and changed his name to Nutter.

I came cross an article on Philadelphia voting from a not entirely reliable source, so I checked the underlying data- which is incomplete since the web interface sucks and I don't have software to scrape the site, but-

Across at least 39 polling places where over 14,000 votes were cast NOT A SINGLE VOTE TO ROMNEY.  Saddam Hussein didn't score that high when he was the only name on the ballot. The beauty of the US electoral system is decentralized control.  Across over 14,000 votes cast (on machines that are calibrated by less than stellar election officals) it is impossible not to have a single ballot cast inadvertently for the wrong candidate (even if 100% of the electorate wanted Obama). To top everything off, the local papers were trying to explain the result away as a "motivated electorate".

http://filter.phillyelectionresults.com/comprehensive.aspx

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:49 | 2962609 RSBriggs
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I saw a twitter post on #Obama2012  that bragged about having hacked 10 million Romney votes to be Obama votes.  And also said, HA HA HA, it's easy a shit to spot and you can't do a fucking thing about it, either.   Want proof?  Just look for ballots that are stright line (R) votes, but have Obama for Pres.  They were straight (R) votes that got flipped.   HA HA HA.  No paper trail.  Tough shit.   

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 20:39 | 2962719 Urban Redneck
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Ten million seems more like a fanciful boast, with 70% of precincts reporting California was only pace for 12M ballots roughly half which could reasonably be assumed to go to either of the faux candidates.  But without a paper trail (and ideally paper ballots) all it takes is proximity to a voting machine or counting machine and a little skill...  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 02:42 | 2963573 Urban Redneck
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If you are good at manipulating data sets you can take a crack at cross referencing Ohio data (link below).  But given that the phenomenon is not new to this election cycle (in Ohio), it would appear to be more complex than a drive-by hack, except for the fact that the precincts with 0 R votes changed between 2008 and 2012.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-11-08/its-not-so-rosie-what-keeps-glo...

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 15:57 | 2961717 eclectic syncretist
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12/21/12 = end of baktun and a new beginning = triple witching options exp. = expiration of opportunity to avoid fiscal cliff = excuse for banks to tank the market and show those in the know who's really in control, while convincing the populace that one of the other things was to blame.

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:47 | 2961760 TruthInSunshine
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Will GropedOn make it to 12/21/2012???

I think that's what the Mayans were speaking to, but I'm not sure.

 

It's okay, though.  Group On is going to lay off 80 out of their 11,000 employees, and announce it on today's conference call. That will surely save this company that has so much proprietary technology and high barriers to entry business model with a loyal customer base of companies that use Group On 1 time and then throw up when they have Genghis Khan Horde raids on their stores by customers that will never come back.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 22:54 | 2963143 Curt W
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12/21/12 will be the day a large portion of the world population realizes that central banks are just screwing us.  With their supposed easing.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:02 | 2961745 lolmao500
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Meh the fiscal cliff really isn't even the REAL ONE that has to be taken. When the real fiscal cliff hits, GDP will drop by 15%+ in a year... and that's if the bond market doesn't blow up. If it does, 15% will be LUCKY.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:18 | 2961802 Raynja
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I'm about the only person who thinks this, but NOT going over the fiscal cliff is the worst possible outcome.

Going over will produce a well known drag on GDP while starting to address our revenue/spending problems.

Not going over the fiscal cliff will severly detriment trust in the US dollar and Treasuries.  If politicians decide to keep borrowing and spending instead of manning up to the bill the future interest payments will make this $600b 'cliff' look like a plain.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 18:40 | 2962443 Panafrican Funk...
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I think most here agree actually.  The problem is the level of knowledge of fiscal policy on this board is absurdly high vs. your average PhD in economics.  

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:02 | 2961746 Jason T
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I'm bullsh on Durable Goods.  Invest in Durable goods!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:28 | 2961841 toomanyfakecons...
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I'm dumping dollars as fast as I can in favor of bullets, beans, fuel, spare parts, and so on.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:07 | 2961765 Smiddywesson
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Help me Ben, I'm hanging from a fiscal cliff!

Sincerely,

The 200 day moving average

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:11 | 2961773 I Am Not a Copp...
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This is bullish, right?

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:11 | 2961774 SheepDog-One
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Meh....they should just be able to 'Wile E. Coyote' suspend over the cliff indefinitely I guess.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:31 | 2962181 Tenshin Headache
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It helps to be the one controlling the gravity.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:11 | 2961775 mirac
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It may very well be an asteroid that gives the bears the expected stock market levels.  No joke.  I'll guess that no more than 5-10% of posters are following this story, but a simple search on your favourite search engine using meteorites, sonic booms etc, or even Youtube will open your eyes.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:42 | 2961877 TPTB_r_TBTF
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.

 

a simple search on your favourite search engine using meteorites, sonic booms etc, or even Youtube will open your eyes.

With a socalled "simple search" i land on websites which tell me the Galactic Federation will save us.  A "simple search" leads me to sites claiming the ghost of Abe Lincoln says all is well cause the Galactic Federation is hanging out somewhere in our Solar System waiting to save us.  That's not Jesus' job any more!  But you are certainly correct- my eyes have been opened.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 22:18 | 2963038 willwork4food
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Well you did better than me. I put in 'sonic booms' and got Hillary, Michelle and Rosie O'Donald mud wrestling naked in Reno.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 05:45 | 2963728 Disenchanted
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So that's what happened to Janet...

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:47 | 2962252 Atlasshruggedme
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What?

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:12 | 2961778 Pairadimes
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I didn't know there was still a market. Huh.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:12 | 2961781 Uncle Remus
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"This sucker's going down."

Yep. It's Bushes fault. Mofo put some voodoo on it.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:14 | 2961790 OpenEyes
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"In short, the 12.5% expected earnings estimates for the S&P 500 for the next 12 months remain highly optimistic...."

Gee, ya think?  Who is expecting 12.5% earnings for the S&P for the next 12 years let alone months?  Man, if there was anyplace (aside from pm's) that I could get a decent rate of return on my retirement savings I'd be ECSTATIC.  As if inflation and dollar dilution weren't making it hard enough to even see the retirement horizon there is simply no place that you can 'save' money anymore where it will earn you anything.  It's pretty much as if you now have to save enough money, on your own, without the benifit of compound interest, dividends, basically without your money helping you in anyway other than just sitting there being slowly pecked away by various 'management fees' and spurious charges from my oh-so-friendly but never helpful 'wealth advisor'.  Sorry for the rant, but, This stuff just gets to me once in a while.  (last note, I tried to turn-off the bold but it wouldn't respond, sorry for the bold)

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:26 | 2961834 toomanyfakecons...
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I'm catching on... when something is up in monopoly money terms but down in gold terms, it's down... PERIOD!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:49 | 2962263 Atlasshruggedme
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Read comment above... Re-read it. Your USD is garbage, buy gold.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:16 | 2961800 Mad Mohel
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Fiscal cliff my ass. They have to create some kind of drama to keep the peons too busy to start gathering pitchforks and nooses. They will do as the always have and make some token cuts and print the rest.

At this point this Mayan baktun shit has more credibility than the clowns running this show.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:49 | 2961933 TPTB_r_TBTF
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I'll bet those Mayans grew some good pot...

Terence McKenna smoked good pot.

 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 08:07 | 2963827 Zwelgje
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Pot is the proof that God exists and want us to be happy.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:36 | 2961804 Mercury
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So, either Congress decides on some mix of spending cuts and taxes or different cuts and taxes will kick in automatically?

Pardon my lack of excitement here but I'm pretty that in the end the government will get bigger and everyone else will have less money.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:19 | 2961806 Smiddywesson
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I'm not scared.  I laugh at the coming collapse.  I'm young and strong and healthy and I know it all!!! 

Wait, that was 35 years ago.  No, suddenly I'm old, weak, unhealthy, and know enough to know I don't know nuthin'.  I guess it's time to be scared.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:26 | 2961831 Joe Davola
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On a positive note, the death panels will call your number soon enough.

(Your avatar looks much like my Dwarven Hunter killing machine - Guns >>> Bows!)

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:32 | 2961853 DCFusor
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Smiddy, that's the most astute and compactly correct statement I've seen here in way too long.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:50 | 2961932 Smiddywesson
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I can't predict the end of the world, but I can predict the top three best selling cookbooks of 2013:

1) Southern Living's Big Book of Roadkill

2)  Taste of Home:  Best loved Recipes if Your Home is a Doghouse.

and everyone's favorite who grew up with black and white TV,

3)  To Serve Man

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 22:29 | 2963077 willwork4food
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Yup. #3 is regretably right on the menu one day. Just like in the books by Nova-American Apocolypse. His premise was logical in that after the devaluation/collapse, the US goverment will have 'safe-zones' within the cities to maintain the rich, status quo and banking system, ignoring the rural areas. When the safe zones go, you have a mass of desperate, hungry and pissed of people that are heading out and want to eat.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:03 | 2962011 TPTB_r_TBTF
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.

 

suddenly I'm old, ... and know enough to know I don't know nuthin'. 

A few youngins will survive, that is good-enough for the species.  At least we old folks get to watch [for a short while].  The youngins will pass "The Story of Benny's Debt" on to their offspring.  This species will learn [the hard way].

Gold will still be Money in another 6000 years.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:56 | 2962298 Atlasshruggedme
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I love your picture... You can try planning to make money during a collapse. Or you can transfer your Fake money into Silver/Gold (Bean/Bullets). Understand that the dollar is daluted to pay for then WANTS of others. This make the debt to others (China and the FED) worth less and less. (This is good right?) But this also does the same thing to your bank account. The best way to hold on to the wealth is gold/silver. 

Accept that the USD will be destroyed. Buy Silver with your extra change every month. You can trade your Silver back for a profit the next day. Be 1 step infront of the Horde of people un-prepared. 

Market dropped 2.25% yesturday and 1.4% today.  

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 18:17 | 2962364 TacticalZen
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Diversification =
Silver / Gold
Food
Water
Fuel
Ammo
Guns (Glock/Springfield/Colt/Sig/M1A/FNFAL/AR15/AK47/shotguns, etc)
Knowledge
Tools
Healthy dose of skepticism
Dash of hope/faith
Loads of humble

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:20 | 2961812 blindchicken
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."..the fiscal cliff.."

is just another diversion, like 'elections' or 'Greece'. And it works well to divert people from the fact that not only our freedom and wealth are being plundered.

Finally they will agree to postpone the demise after giving a more or less convincing show to the contrary.

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:21 | 2961813 Al Huxley
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Hmm, I wonder if when push comes to shove they'll just do like they've done with every other artificial 'ceiling' and 'limit' they've ever had, say fuck it, print up some more debt for the FED to monetize, and let the show carry on.  Does nobody have ANY fucking memory about how these things have played out in the past?

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 20:50 | 2962753 johnjkiii
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See: Weimar; Hoover & FDR; Japan - 23 years and still getting weaker; Zimbabwe: Hungary: Austria: South Sea Bubble; Iran now & Argentina (too many times to mention); Greece every 14 years since independence from Turkey and a chorus of many smaller voices.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:25 | 2961826 RougeUnderwriter
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Y2K all over

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:27 | 2961837 Piranhanoia
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Economics combines voodoo and opinion, with a bit of prognostication to glue it together.   All it takes is something real to get in the way.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:28 | 2961840 kralizec
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We're all gonna die!!!

Er...

They're all gonna die!!!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:32 | 2961851 Dr. Engali
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Listen to CNN push the war meme with Iran

Could this be an act of war?  Fuckers

 

http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/08/first-on-cnn-iranian-jets-fire-...

 

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:43 | 2961904 Overfed
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Those silly Iranians. Building their country right in the midst of like 30 US military bases. What were they thinkin'?

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:32 | 2961852 magpie
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Long molten witch

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:33 | 2961855 johnjkiii
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C'mon, they're going to punt to the next Congress with another continuing resolution. All the same players are generally in place so there will be no fight to get it done now. After all, we can't puke all over Santa now can we?

This will end with another pledge by the Dems to be good boys and girls and actually reduce spending but only after the doofuss Reps agree to tax the rich - more. When it comes time to decrease spending the media will trot out the same old sob stories of starving, de-educated children; the destitution to be wrought on the elderly and the rest of the familiar plot. The Doofusses will relent and the problem will be "solved" when they agree to reduce the rate of increase in spending. Like the Willis movie, this comedy is just as old and the Dems still get to laugh at the stupid population that voted them in once more.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 20:00 | 2962631 RSBriggs
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The problem being that the definition of "RICH" keeps changing.   Now it's down to something like "makes enough money to not qualify for food stamps, but isn't a politician or movie star or corporate CEO."

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:37 | 2961878 Ned Zeppelin
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I think we go over the cliff. Simple as that. It won't be the end of the world by any means, and is probably as good a solution as any.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:49 | 2961936 TruthInSunshine
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We might, but they'll do it only temporarily and as theater, if they do, to "prove" to their respective bases (sheeple) that they "did everything they could to fight the good fight."

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:38 | 2961882 Smiddywesson
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Politicians fail to understand that the markets project forward such that as each faction drags its feet, the damage done to stocks could be substantial. 

With all due respect to the author, the "damage" he is refering to is a return to a more realistic valuation.  The stock market wouldn't be in the fix it's in if the government hadn't tinkered with it.  Mom and Pop are not coming back without the market blowing off that steam.  In other words, the crack addiction has already happened and the damage has already been done. 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:54 | 2962288 helping_friendl...
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**In other words, the crack addiction has already happened and the damage has already been done. **

You speaking from experience?

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:57 | 2962299 Atlasshruggedme
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Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:44 | 2961905 JP McManus
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Triple witching on 12/21/2012?  That date sounds familiar...

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:51 | 2961915 Dr. Engali
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Damn Mayans anyway. How did they know that the 21st would be a triple witching day? Crafty basturds they are.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:54 | 2961947 magpie
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They had this habit of pre-dating stuffs like pyramids, steles etc...even into the fourth and fifth millenium...cosmic option expiry, too bad they couldn't really predict anything for themselves.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:59 | 2961977 Smiddywesson
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If the Mayans were so friggin smart, why'd they chip out a calender that outlasted them by 1000 years? 

The Mayans peaked in 900 AD and their world was hit by a meteor in 1517 with the arrival of the Spanish. 

Should have minded their own business rather than leaving death threats for us advanced North American types.  Punks  

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:18 | 2961994 Dr. Engali
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That's like asking why the foot wasn't so lucky for the rabbit.  You're not supposed to ask those questions. Just accept it as fact.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:41 | 2962217 TPTB_r_TBTF
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Many Mayans were able to move their consciousness into the 4th Dimension.  Of course they left their 3-dimensional bodies lying here on the ground as they left the 3rd Dimension.  What appears to be their demise was actually progress for them.

We get the same chance very soon!  Many of us/you will enter the 4th Dimension.  For those who donT make it, it will look like a mass culling.  Those who enter the 4th Dimension will leave their body behind, ... on the ground, flat. What appears to be their demise will actually be progress for them.

Although some claims exist that a 3d-body can be taken over by an intruder the moment the consciousness moves on to the 4th Dimension.  I think this might be the point where the Zombies come into play.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:52 | 2962278 magpie
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A shame we know so much of Mayan calendar malfunctions but nothing about their thoughts on their fiat?jade?cocoa bean money.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 18:54 | 2962484 Likstane
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Mayans couldn't have been too bright; they didn't even have the wheel.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:10 | 2962530 El Tuco
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Although I agree with you to some extent...they couldn't even predict their own demise so predicting the end of the world or whatever else is suppose to happen is just nonsense.

Although I do find it interesting that they would have such elaborate calendars and understand so much about astronomy just to grow corn. Doesn't make any sense.

 

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:49 | 2962588 New World Chaos
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2012 was never supposed to be about the end of the world.  That is from Mayan mythology getting hybridized with Western mythology.  2012 was supposed to be more of a creative destruction, spiritual transformation, new beginnings sort of thing.  It would fit quite well with a mass awakening and demise of the status quo.  Unfortunately, with Gary Johnson getting only 1% of the vote, I just don't see it happening unless those alien hippies show up.  Without the alien hippies, there will be mass slaughter.

FWIW, the puppetmasters are obsessed with astrology and numerology (11 represents destruction and the solstice has 11 written all over it), plus they know the mass mind will be in a highly suggestible state.  Perfect setup for a false flag.  I have previously discussed a hoaxed alien attack, a nuke in the London financial district, or a derivatives blowup.  Then they will then try to ram a new world financial dictatorship down everyone's throats.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 20:17 | 2962623 magpie
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Mayan citizenism was very 'Venus' centric, so the Luciferians will like to latch into that.

Though i still like that 'Grand supercycle' precession story best, the one with the convergence with the center of the Milky Way - by John Major Jenkins.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 18:25 | 2962392 seataka
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They ate amaranth.

believed it gave them supernatural powers.

It was banned by Cortez

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:46 | 2961919 Seasmoke
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Mars Bitchez !!!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:47 | 2961922 planktonium
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My favorite line from Armageddon:

Let's drill this iron bitch... Bitchez!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 16:58 | 2961985 Chaos_Theory
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All that needs to happen is for President Obama to be interviewed by Candi FatAss.  She can ask him, "Mr. President, did we just go over the fiscal cliff?"  He can answer "No."

Bam...problem solved. President Obama never ever lies or even farts.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:03 | 2962022 Seasmoke
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Governor, he did say that......he did say that, Governor.....he truly did say that......Just so Everyone knows, he did say that !!!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:49 | 2962064 helping_friendl...
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Long SPXU bitchz!!!!!

First Karl Rove on Fox yelling "get those voters back into the booth!"

Watching the poor rich people's billion dollars wasted on the Mittens and his magic underwear.

Love it.

Fuk Karl Rove.

Say goodbye to your biliion dollars Koch brothers!!!!! 

The election was a nice stimulus package for the media!

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:20 | 2962124 divide_by_zero
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Obama was put in place to destroy in order to rebuild, Rothschilds always go with the Marxists FTW.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:25 | 2962153 dexter_morgan
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Isn't Dec. 21st supposed to be the end of the world on the Mayan calendar or some time around that? Seems the T and V was loaded with shows about that a year or so ago, but not so much lately.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 08:10 | 2963828 StychoKiller
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12/21/2012 is simply the end of the long count, then the entire cycle repeats.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:47 | 2962606 Atomizer
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You'll become extremely wise on December 21,2012. This will help you find sound judgment by anticipating the three ring circus side show coming early in 2013.

Blows kiss.

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 20:44 | 2962739 A Nanny Moose
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No possible, given current knowledge. It is however, possible to convince others that you are the one controlling gravity.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 04:31 | 2963676 GFORCE
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We had a quadruple witching recently and er, nothing happened. 

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