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Boehner's Pre-buttal Of Obama's Future Speech - Live Webcast

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Shortly, Speaker John Boehner will provide some clarity to what was heralded by so many hope-mongering media types as an olive-branch in his previous speech. We suspect the fire and brimstone will pick up modestly while there will be just enough to offer hope that all our fears are misplaced. This apparent pre-buttal of Obama's 1pmET speech will set the tone for how these two 'colleagues' will play for the next few months... perhaps the "Don't Tax Me Bro'" t-shirts will raise enough taxes to cover the shortfall?



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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:05 | 2964599 slaughterer
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Prepare for slurred-speech political psychopathy and orange-faced brinkmanship 3,2,1.. (maybe a poorly delivered golf joke to make himself look human).  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:05 | 2964603 malikai
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How dare you talk about Boner like that.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:09 | 2964617 Troll Magnet
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:19 | 2964644 kralizec
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Don't worry, he will cry, but only after getting up off his knees and wiping off his chin...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:32 | 2964700 LawsofPhysics
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Unfortunately, you actually need to have an "official" income in order to "officially" pay taxes.  I am always willing to talk about taxation if everyone else is willing to discuss inflation in all those things we need to survive.   Long black markets and any other medium of exchange besides fiat. Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Stupid sheep.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:41 | 2964747 El Viejo
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I love it when these Mullahs wag their finger.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:58 | 2964800 MillionDollarBogus_
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My million dollar bonus is on the bet that says both sides will not reach a consensus before the end of the year.

The strategy is then for one side to give a bit and claim they saved the day.

This is less about solving a problem and more about making the other side look bad. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:03 | 2964825 overmedicatedun...
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my take is the congress holds off until a minimum amount of vig is placed in off shore accounts..then viola.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:13 | 2964857 francis_sawyer
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There's no crying in baseball...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:09 | 2965624 eatthebanksters
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The republicans know they will NEVER get back to the way it was...if Boner is smart he'll let Obama just fuck itall up and let the market forces go to work.  I'd tell Boner to sit back, light up a fag and enjoy the show. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 18:34 | 2966388 Flakmeister
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You clearly do not understand politics....

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:22 | 2965541 larz
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today we made history there was bi-partisan crying Obama and Boehner - no wonder consumer confidence was up in spite of the worst economy and future outlook ever

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 17:57 | 2966256 kita27
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why does this guy get the media and everyone to pronounce his name as 'Bayner' and not 'Boner'.  You just no this dick copped some serious abuse back in high school and no doubt has serious psycological issues.   I guess i just answered my own question.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:41 | 2964748 SafelyGraze
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note to boner: please to discuss the important ratio

not debt to gdp .. but kick-can-index: debtSlaveYears for each taxpaying taxpayer

16,000 billion in usdebt / 0.1 billion taxpaying taxpayers =  160,000 usdebt per taxpaying taxpayer

160,000 / 80,000 avgIncomePerTaxpayer = 2 debtSlaveYears for each taxpaying taxpayer

if we can just hold down the avgIncome, the cost of our exports will become competitive again.

we can call the 2 years of debtSlaving "national service".

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:11 | 2964623 LongSoupLine
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Don't forget about uncontrolled crying when discussing love for daddy and country.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:23 | 2964667 docj
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There's an certain school of thought among some in right-of-center circles that says that Boner should basically now say something along the lines of, well, we don't like it but this is evidently what you sheeple voted for so we're just going to get the heck out of the way, vote "present" on everything (which would be a nice parallel of El Presidente's legislative career) and let Choomy/Reid have everything they want - then sit back and watch the US swirl the bowl, which is where we're headed anyway.

Not sure I concur with that, of course - but I do see it's merits as a political partisan.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:30 | 2964695 scatterbrains
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speaking of swirling the bowl.. where my rare earth niggas at ?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:29 | 2964691 Cognitive Dissonance
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".....and orange-faced brinkmanship...."

The orange has morphed to a delightful hue reminiscent of yellow green vomit.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:32 | 2964706 jdelano
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wtf was that walk off about?  is he having a heart attack?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:56 | 2964801 sgt_doom
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Isn't it amazing how bad things have devolved, when an ultra-loser like Boehner, a clown who couldn't EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH US Navy basic training (the way Geo. W. Bush couldn't even make it, likewise, through USAF enlisted basic training) is prattling on incoherently --- a douchebagger with an enormously limited IQ?

Really, of more interest are those:


That Brit from Hakluyt who was murdered in China, and the political turmoil and churn there.

What does it have to do with organ harvesting in China, and with global organ harvesting in general?

What is the connection with David Rockefeller and organ harvesting?

What was the connection with Josef Mengele showing up in Chile, and David Rockefeller?

Why does Rockefeller vacation in Chile every year?

What are the connections between Hakluyt, the private British intel firm, and David Rockefeller?  (Anyone ever heard of Frank Wisner, Sr., and Frank Wisner, Jr.?)

Why did Hillary Clinton meet with Richard Mellon Scaife prior to her run for the presidency in 2008? (The very same Richard Mellon Scaife who was behind the "Arkansas Project" to dig up dirt on the Clintons?)

Why did Chris Mellon (DoD/DIA at that time) "leak" Iran's nuclear program back early in the Geo. W. Bush administration?

Simple questions .....

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:06 | 2964604 Joe Davola
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Since we had the "voting present" President's non-budget for the last 4 years, how about actually proposing a budget now that reelection isn't an issue for BHO.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:06 | 2964605 ebworthen
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Where is he?

At least he could be on time and make the serially late President look bad in comparison.

The only thing these clowns will agree on is to punish the middle class and push more to the high and low ends of society.

More money for banks and corporations and the poor they prey upon running EBT and Unemployment bank cards and raking it in with the circle-jerk of handouts to WalMart/ConAgra.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:25 | 2964675 FlyoverCountryS...
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The sheeple voted for the rectal reaming that is coming, let them get it...

Shut it down, and let the Obama voters riot when the EBT Cards don't work. Let them get a taste of what it was they ACTUALLY voted for. It's time for some harsh lessons.

Those lessons will hurt a lot less NOW, than they will later, folks.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:06 | 2964606 buzzsaw99
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angry and irrational would be my guess.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:06 | 2964608 Lost Wages
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You're dreaming. Obama and Boehner are going to do some bipartisan 69ing so hot Vivid Video will be offering them a gay porn contract.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:09 | 2964613 slaughterer
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Which tabloid celebrity is Obama and Boehner's gay love child?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:13 | 2964630 LongSoupLine
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:13 | 2964632 buzzsaw99
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Not a scratch golfer, that's for sure.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:18 | 2964643 Lost Wages
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Gary Coleman's reanimated zombie.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:08 | 2964612 CrashisOptimistic
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Let me get this straight.

So $600 billion in tax increases plus spending cuts are scheduled for 1 January.  600B / 15.2T (GDP size) is about a 4% hit.

The "successful resolution" of the fiscal cliff will be no tax increases and no spending cuts.  This will leave the deficit at 1.2T and add that to the debt so that October of 2013 we'll have 17T+ in debt.

This would be "successful resolution".  Unsuccessful resolution would be a 600B deficit and 16.7T in debt in Oct 2013, plus a little recession during the year.

What exactly is supposed to be a favorable outcome?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:21 | 2964649 HD
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 SECURITY!  Escort CrashisOptimistic to the DHS for reeducation - he's obviously a terrorist.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:22 | 2964652 helping_friendl...
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I was doing a little research on the expiration of the Bush tax cuts and couldn't find anything that would effect me negatively with the exception of a 2% increase in my payroll deduction for SS tax. 



Cap. Gains goes from 15% to 20%? BIG DEAL! Fuck you! Pay me!

If those bunch of pussies in Congress can't do their job then we will just fucking VOTE THEM OUT IN TWO YEARS.

I say clean house and get rid of the fucking losers in Congress who can't do their jobs.

Fuck the rich. Let them pay their fucking taxes. They are living off money made long ago by robber barons and slave traders.


Those rich fuckers wage the wars now let them pay for it!



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:26 | 2964671 CrashisOptimistic
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You do realize this will raise in 2013 only about 20 Billion dollars?  The bigger numbers you hear about for this category (tax the rich) are the sum of multiple years.  

$20B out of $600B scheduled for 2013.  That's what you get for successful anger at the rich.  A lousy $20B.

What else would you propose, with meaningful numbers on it?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:30 | 2964696 GFKjunior
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You're a fuckin idiot. Voting won't accomplish shit, or did you already forget what happened earlier this week?


If anything we should cut taxes as much as possible, for rich, poor I don't give a shit. Higher taxes means bigger government no matter what. GTFO of here.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:58 | 2964809 helping_friendl...
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Spoken like a true old white Republican!

A dying bred. 

Voting kept your guy out of the White House, empowered millions of non-white and working class white voters, put the Congress on notice that we will vote their asses out if they continue to shield the Rockefeller, Rothschild, Jooh bankers and don't do our bidding.

The wealthy spent $1,000,000,000 trying to get that crazy underwear cult fool into the WH and it was awesome watching Karl Rove melt down on election night on Fox.

The Koch Brothers financed a mini media stimulus program and the liberal media thanks them for their money! 

The Republican old white establishment waged war all my life. Now let them pay for it!!!

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:48 | 2964994 odatruf
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"put the Congress on notice that we will vote their asses out if they"

LOL - I don't think I've read anything this funny in a long, long time.

With all the focus and anger this year, only a handful of the 469 Representative and Senators on the ballot were beaten. Reelection rates are normally 95% plus and in a wipe-out year, is still 85% plus.

Get back to us when more than a handful of seats represent the facade of competitive elections.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:56 | 2965411 helping_friendl...
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The Republicons spent the last 4 years dedicated to getting Obama out of office by instilling gridlock on Capitol Hill. I don't think  that strategy is going to bide well for the Republicons if they try that one again.

I don't know if you noticed but, we didn't blame Obama for the gridlock, we re-elected him!

Get it?

If that Jooh boy Cantor wants to stick with the same play book the Republicons will, definitely lose the House in two years. It is common knowledge Cantor is a fartlicking cocksucking faggot, not that there is anything wrong with being gay, which will be confirmed within the next two years.

That's one House seat the 'cons can kiss goodbye. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:02 | 2965449 odatruf
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Stupid blind fuck. While Obama won, so did everyone else who already held office, with very few exceptions. Let me use small words: that is my point.

Cantor won this week 60/40. Yeah, you have the same shot beating him as the GOP has of beating Pelosi.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 23:46 | 2967083 helping_friendl...
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and your daughter, or granddaughter is f-king a dem......perhaps a colored!!!!! awful for you. Get over it gramps..maybe a muslim?......the cohen won't be pleaesd!.......

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 19:14 | 2966499 CrashisOptimistic
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4 yrs?

You seem to have forgotten that the Democrats had OVERWHELMING majorities in both houses plus the Presidency from 2009 to 2011.  

Why didn't they pass a tax increase on the rich?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 22:39 | 2966965 helping_friendl...
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Healthcare reform was a prority and he wouldn't be in the WH today if he raised taxes in the first term.

Now he has four years without fear of the election cycle. He can't run but, he can get a Democratic majority if 'cons don't get to work.

The 'con majority in the house is led by the queer Eric Cantor.

Cantor is a, fartlicker, disaster! 

He sux cock and opposes gay marriage?


He appears to be a "catcher" to me.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 23:04 | 2967013 helping_friendl...
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Always in my mind:


Karl Rove on Fox news at 1 a.m., after Fox had declared Obama the VICTOR, insisting Ohio votes "hadn't been counted yet......get those voters back in the precinct.....THE RICH VOTES HAVEN'T BEEN COUNTED!".....wait!.....we need another hour to corrupt the Diebold machines!!!!

I'll cherish that 1/2 hour after the election for the rest of my life!

It, more than, made up for Bush vs. Gore in 2000!

The course of history has branched and changed forever.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:34 | 2964713 ZackAttack3
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You think that small business owners are going to keep all employees when there taxes go up?  They are going to have to fire employees, cut benefits, cut pay, and so forth.  Were not talking about millionaires here.  Were talking about small business owners that have a couple hundred thousand in revenue.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:02 | 2964770 helping_friendl...
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Your full of shit!

Small businesses should file as small businesses and there would be no problems. Businesses filing as individuals subjects them to individuals tax rate. Let them file as a corporation and pay the corporate tax rate.

Why are businesses filing as individuals instead of businesses? To pay the individual tax rate instead of the Corporate tax rate! To cheat the tax man. My paycheck gets docked 25% and I am supposed to cry because a small, multi-million dollar business has to pay their fair share? 

The small business argument is ridiculous and a fools argument.

A business should file taxes as a business and not as an individual.

If they make the rich guy tax rate equal to the corporate tax rate the small business burden argument disappears.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:25 | 2964901 Bob
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Not to mention that only the top 2 fucking % of small businesses would be getting the small tax increase. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:05 | 2965007 odatruf
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Dumb ass, there is no way to "file as a small business".  You are either a corporation (or certain S-Corps, etc) or you a pass through entity (sole, LLC, etc.). It's not cheating the tax man, it's following the system as set up.

Fuck sake!


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:16 | 2965581 helping_friendl...
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Well then make the individual tax rate of people making over $250,000 the same as the corporate tax rate and the system would be balanaced!


Then businesses would file as Corp. instead of sole, LLC. In fact make the Corporate tax rate 1/10% lower than the over $250,000 individual tax rate then they would file as they should. A business.

Get rid of the $106,000  SS withholding ceiling and make everyone pay SS tax on every nickel they make. That makes SS solvent forever. 

Why argue about obvious flaws which should be corrected for the good of all?

Most people, that I have met, who are self made millionaires are successful because they are honest, decent people who deserve what they have created. I bear no grudges against a man because he is wealthy. 

My issue is with the Dick Cheney, types, who would wage war and kill thousands to make his stock value increase.

The Republicons like to throw that phrase "small business" around when what they really mean is small companies who make a lot of money on gov't contracts. I can gaurantee you the guy I see driving around with a truck and a ladder is not filing gross adjusted income over $250,000. Give me a break! If the yankees need to bump the threshold up to $500,000 on individuals that's ok with me as long as the tax system is fair and doesn't make the middle class pay for the mistakes and wars of the wealthy zionist.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:38 | 2965964 odatruf
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Listen, I don't want to be rude or mean to you, but I am simply unable to hide my contempt any longer for people who pretend they know what they are talking about when all they are doing is parroting something they heard someone else say.

Let's just move past what you are saying about tax filings for small businesses.  It is clear you don't understand it and haven't bothered to think about it critically enough to engage you on the topic.

As for SS, is not a typical program / tax system. People pay into it amounts that are connected to what they will get out.  It isn't dollar for dollar and it is progressive in that the return you get decreases as you have earned more over time. But this aspect of the program is what makes it so popular and is why people believe that they earned their benefit and it isn't welfare. And they are mostly right about that.  But, and I am going to try to hold your hand here: get rid of the SS withholding ceiling and you will turn the program into welfare.

Why? Because there is a cap on the benefit payout that is linked to the cap on the tax.  Otherwise, you would have people who earned a lot of money getting enormous SS checks.  Can you imagine the outrage if some people got SS checks of tens of thousands of dollars per month? Even if they paid in enough so that their ROI was the same as everyone else's?

So rather then make the program solvent forever, you will turn it into welfare and doom it within a generation. If you doubt it, consider that the only programs people ever offer up when asked where to cut is welfare and foreign affairs. They are as misguided as you are now.

And as a further piece of advice: anytime you are tempted to write about Jews or anything else related to Israel or Judaism, don't. Just walk away from the keyboard and come back later with a clear mind.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 17:07 | 2966035 helping_friendl...
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And I won't ever hide my contempt for persons like yourself or creeps like Eric Cantor who epitomises the stereotype of his faith.

Cold, greedy, thoughtless creatures wanting the middle class to pay his way while he profits making war on the helpless and sticks the middle class and poor with the invoice.

Who said anything about increasing social security benefits if income cap is removed?

If a person earns over $100,000/year they shouldn't qualify for social security benefits. Even if they paid in all their working lives. 

What kind of selfish greedy bastard are you? You think SS is a retirement plan?

Social Security was designed as a safety net so people who are to old to work would not be destitute, eating out of trash bins and living in the street.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 20:43 | 2966669 Bob
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There is a certain ironic strain of irony that kicks in on that policy.  The folks that cut their teeth on propagandizing these social insurance programs as "entitlements" akin to welfare can't really kick and scream to preserve their . . . welfare benefits. 

Catch-22.  Obama could be dangerous. 

Too bad TPTB bought a different boy.  He'll champion sacrifice for the masses.

We're all Greeks now. 

Except for the flush among us, of course. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 23:35 | 2967058 helping_friendl...
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Gee Bob!........" ironic strain of irony"??????......never read it put so poorly before you puked it up on the keyboard!!!!!!

*****Except for the flush among us, of course.***** 

I am certain I know your definition of "flush".

I'm sure we will make Greeks out of you "flush" people.

We will make sure you "flush" people will be catching this time!

Your "flush" peoples number dwindle every day. 10,000 die every day of old age and how many "flush" are born?......1000?....maybe?"

Your done!!!!! You better start mixing if you want to pass your DNA.

I suppose it will be so!

What a gas! ....flush.....hahahahahaha.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 01:52 | 2967262 StychoKiller
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You have NO CLUE as to what is required to turn a business into a sub-chapter-S corp, do you?

What should happen is for every taxpayer to start their own business and start filing Schedule-C.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:36 | 2964725 semperfi
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:30 | 2965259 Charles Bishop ...
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Thank you. i'ts time somebody looked UP the ladder instead of DOWN  for ideas.The  FAT-CAT "scum parasites" paying a paltry 17% should be raised to 50 as well.Maybe then we could join the First World countries at the ADULT table again.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:08 | 2964848 Augustus
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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals". Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:14 | 2965510 Fedaykinx
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that makes way too much sense, people would never understand.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:23 | 2965853 helping_friendl...
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Would you rather see soup kitchens at your nieghborhood church or the church near your business with lines a mile long?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:29 | 2965914 akak
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Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Then the REAL destitution of our society would be a bit more undeniable.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 17:30 | 2966151 helping_friendl...
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I see your point. On the other hand ...we are, always, seven meals away from anarcy.


Sat, 11/10/2012 - 00:59 | 2967203 helping_friendl...
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I suppose I must repeat myself since you knuckleheads just don't get it!

Those rich fuckers wage the wars now let them pay for it!

I say enact the draft for, only, families grossing over $200,000/year!

Then we will have no more war!

For sure!

Let the poor avoid the draft and work to support your devious war effort!

While yours are being cut down on the field the poor can get rich because labour will be scarce.

Sounds like a good idea to me. We might have peace for all time!

I might get the NP for this idea!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 01:57 | 2967270 StychoKiller
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You seem to have trouble FOCUSING on one issue here...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:23 | 2964663 eclectic syncretist
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After all, we are talking about the guys who stood by and did nothing while baby Bush opened the Mexican border wide open to immigration for the purposes of importing cheap labor, and then were shocked when all those latinos eventually got citizenship and voted against them.

I think expecting them to get this right is a bit of a stretch.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:30 | 2964694 CrashisOptimistic
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I think you have missed the point.

There is no "right" to get it.  

"Tipping point" has a meaning.  It means there's nothing you can do.  There is no answer.

It is the nature of people, especially politicians who went to Washington to "accomplish something for the people", to reject the concept of a problem having no solution.  But mathematics doesn't care about the nature of people.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:09 | 2964614 semperfi
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I hope Boner agrees with The Kenyan Thug and doubles down propsing EVERYONE gets a HUGE tax increase, especially the fucking parasites paying ZERO tax.  Its what we voted for - its what we deserve- I hope we get it good and hard.  Sweden's tax model should suffice - 50% rate for everyone.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:14 | 2964633 Karlus
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Nope, taxing everyone (especially low income voters) is not in the cards. Its the rich that must pay just like in France.

I also think there will be means testing or demographic testing to get govt services moving forward.

People ARE going to get what they voted for, more goodies from Bama Clause.

And as for Mitch Mc, well Ashley Judd is going to knock himout of the box next go round. Ashley and Al Franken.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:40 | 2964740 semperfi
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And I hope the people who legally attained their wealth tell the fucking scum parasites to go fuck off, and either stops producing or takes their wealth somewhere else away from it all.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:47 | 2965670 John Wilmot
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---> capital controls

Before they really go apeshit with confiscation, via tax or inflation, they'll make sure all (legal) escape routes are closed. That will be the doom of naive, mild-mannered, middle-management, upper middle class WASPs who are deterred by such things as laws, whereas those already with a foot in the door to the criminal world will do fine.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:09 | 2964618 Vincent Vega
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Hey Boehner...grow some balls you twit. Just say no and try not to cry.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:47 | 2964769 Harbanger
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Whether he says no or not, cries or not, nothing will change and Obama will not be blamed for ANYTHING.  The MSM runs the muppet show.  Period. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:09 | 2964620 Whiner
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Beemer, go have a smoke, get more of a sun tan and have a good public cry. You and Mitch have dismantled the GOP. We are all good communist now. Forward comrades! Where to I register to get a state run enterprise?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:10 | 2964622 machinegear
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If he says anything but "FUCK YOU OBAMA" its wasted breath.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:41 | 2964749 Grinder74
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:11 | 2964624 jumbo maverick
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I have heard that Boner has his head stone already made for when he passes away. It reads:

Here lies John Boner
A True
Pussy Fart

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:13 | 2964625 slaughterer
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90% tax rate for the Buffett-class "Eyes Wide Shut"-type jetsetting catered DSK secret tribal sex circle, and 0% for the Obama-phone EBC hip-hop sandwich people.  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:20 | 2964648 Joe Davola
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0%, why stop there - there's always the EITC.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:42 | 2964755 semperfi
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50% for everyone, especially the scum parasites

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:04 | 2964831 Harbanger
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The scum parasite takers have nothing to tax.  Their tax will be hyperinflation and a bankrupt Govt.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:51 | 2965681 John Wilmot
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Dumb slave. Keep rooting for "your" government to fuck more of your counrtymen. Shove a 1080-ISKCOK Form up your ass, IRS-cheerleader bitch.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:12 | 2964627 q99x2
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The Rockefellers are to the US like the Germans are to Greece. We are going to continue using their money studying at colleges until we can learn how to stop them or organize enough to have them arrested.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:12 | 2964628 jal
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The super committees spent Billions of dollars on the election so that they would be sitting at the table to make sure that any future legislation would not be harmful to their interest.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:14 | 2964634 StrawberryBlonde
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:19 | 2964645 NaiLib
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Its Uncle Ben that have written the speech

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:25 | 2964655 Mercury
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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:39 | 2964656 Flakmeister
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 “Is this the math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?

Edit: For those that may not be aware, the above may well be the most insightful question ever asked on Fox News of Karl Rove....

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:21 | 2964657 falak pema
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watch the conservative media wash its dirty linen in public : 

FRUM: Republicans Have Been Lied To - Business Insider

Calling Karl Rove, calling Karl Rove and those Gallup pole jerksters.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:22 | 2964660 atomic180
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 Front running WEASEL...SMALL BUSINESS BULLSHIT...what part of loser dosen't he understand... Obama ran on TAX EQUITY (higher taxes on the rich)...anything less is a SELL OUT to the MIDDLE CLASS BASE...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:40 | 2964743 jdelano
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You took a wrong turn at or something.  This site is for people who know that Obama is nothing but a marionette.  Marionettes can't sell out.  They are made of wood and have no souls.  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:14 | 2964860 Augustus
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TAX EQUITY would require everyone to pay the same $$$$ in taxes. 

I once thought that was what the Alternative Minimum Tax was supposed to accomplish.

Figure your income taxes, if less than say $5,000, write a check for $5,000 just to have some small degree of Tax Equity.

How the hell is it Equitible for half the people to pay NO Income Tax?


Sat, 11/10/2012 - 02:04 | 2967276 StychoKiller
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New flash:  "The World IS NOT FAIR!" -- deal with it.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:23 | 2964665 q99x2
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Hillary, Holder and Geitner are jumping ship over the missing 43 trillion at the FED. Well that is according to Hewlitt on Coast to Coast last night. John B. Wells interviewed him. It sounds interesting in that 2 hours after CNBC published the article on the lawsuit the two children, of the producer that authorized the posting, were murdered and the article was removed from CNBC. Also the lawsuit is by two groups one of which is a national legal firm.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:36 | 2964727 helping_friendl...
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Do you have a link(s) for that?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:28 | 2964895 ebworthen
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Coast to Coast link (second part of page):

Article linked from there about the murders:

Also, check this one out:  "Nicholas Mockford, a 60 year old British executive for the oil company ExxonMobil has been shot dead in front of his wife in an assassination-style killing in Brussels."

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965181 blunderdog
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     Police say after attacking the children, Ortega tried to kill herself with the knife. According to the New York Post, she suffered a broken vertebra when attempting to take her life after allegedly stabbing the children.

Sure, that sounds really plausible.  She tried to slit her own throat with such force that she broke a bone in her neck.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:24 | 2964670 Earl of Chiswick
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With the sting of defeat and heartfelt antipathy towards the Obama family the dude still wants to keep his job after the mid-terms in 2014. 

Now will Obama arrive later with a smirk or will he set a new tone of crossing the aisle with an olive branch.  My guess Obama will have an olive branch ready to stick up Boner's figurative ass.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:25 | 2964674 vix is for kids
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Boner just might highlight constituencies which the Repubs have in common with the Demo's:

The financial elite

Wall street

Big banks

the War department

Unconditional support for Isreal

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:25 | 2964676 Benjamin Glutton
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:25 | 2964678 marcusfenix
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great, now we get to listen to two empty suits spew nonsensical bullshit in the same day...

quick somebody hide all the teleprompters.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:26 | 2964682 Earl of Chiswick
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How much alcohol must one consume and over what period of time to develop a patina such as his and the matching voice. Is booze free in the House Dining Room?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:27 | 2964686 FROZENOJFUTURES



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:27 | 2964687 Lost Wages
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What's the deal with Boehner to that female journalist, "You've broken the rules. You're disqualified," or whatever it was he said, then wouldn't take her question.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:29 | 2964689 Dr. Engali
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Fuck them do a wealth tax...most of the rich people voted for Obummer give them what they want.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:45 | 2964762 semperfi
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and ALL the scum parasites voted for The Kenyan Thug - tax them all 50%

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:58 | 2964807 Clint Liquor
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 I propose a Hollywood Tax.

 A 90% tax on anyone who makes their money in the Entertainment Industry.

A Trust Baby Tax

A 90% tax on anyone who get more than 50% of their income from a Trust, Capital Gains, Interest income or Carried Interest.

Hey, this is fun! I never realized how much fun it is to tax other people. No wonder Socialists are such happy people.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:05 | 2964834 semperfi
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Hollywood tax 90%.  Pro athlete tax 90%.  Banker tax 90%.  Lawyer tax 90%.  Scum parasite tax 50%. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:32 | 2964703 Earl of Chiswick
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That's it?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:32 | 2964705 takeaction
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He bolted....WTF?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:33 | 2964709 Lost Wages
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Time for a cigarette.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:32 | 2964707 unwashedmass
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gridlock is coming. pack your parachutes.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:46 | 2964767 semperfi
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Gridlock is too kind for what we deserve - which is a big enema.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:33 | 2964711 helping_friendl...
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Why is there a very obvious Star of David pattern made of stars directly above the Eagle in the Seal of the U.S. House of Representatives?


Who actually runs this country?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:34 | 2964717 surf0766
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Please add False Flag to your comment.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:37 | 2964731 blunderdog
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Even back in 1782, Congress was controlled by a secret and powerful tong of Zionists.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:13 | 2964855 helping_friendl...
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Here is an eye opener.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:16 | 2965166 Charles Bishop ...
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Come on, MAN..You REALLY have to ASK? that same little 'accidental' framing occurs in damn near EVERY SHOT of "state " events these days: You don't see the French flag there, do ya sparky?(even though they've been a REAL ally since the founding of our country....)

 Asked and answered.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:34 | 2964715 blunderdog
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That guy's cough sounds kinda serious.  He really might want to see someone about that.

Don't they post these things as clips somewhere afterwards?  I'm always missing the big excitement by a matter of minutes.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:37 | 2964716 kito
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percentage of americans who approve of congress: 10%

percentage of incumbent senators reelected: 97%



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:34 | 2964718 Monedas
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BO stole the election .... the theft was on so many levels .... my report is incomplete .... stay tuned !      Frank Marshall Davis and Stanley Dunham had the cushiest assignments in the Cold War .... the Hawaiian Front !   BO is the most pampered pickaninny in history .... a CIA protege .... Office of Naval Intelligence runs the show .... from a safe populist tack !

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:37 | 2964732 kito
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earth to monedas: there was no election...................

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:40 | 2964745 Monedas
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I'll put that in my report ! Unfortuneately, I will be unable to give you the credit !

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:50 | 2964780 kito
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steelers beat the giants..........the nfl are the real winners..........

barockyomama beat twitromney, but tbtf are the real winners..............

monedas you are doing nothing more than investigating a game whose real winners are NEVER ELECTED........

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:03 | 2964829 Monedas
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Well, Kito, thanks for giving away the ending .... no need to buy my book now !

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:40 | 2964741 blunderdog
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Now he's finally going to get to implement his "Take All the Guns from White People and Give Them to Black People" program.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:20 | 2965192 Charles Bishop ...
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"guns?" you think that's what this is about? Wow. it doesn't matter who's got WHAT anymore. The next level is already here; anti-personnel is SO 1983.

the future is AREA DENIAL.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 16:30 | 2965358 blunderdog
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What *I* think anything is about?  Nothing.  Moneda is a stupid clown.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:35 | 2964720 TahoeBilly2012
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What would it take to get some chicks on this site....these slow days are the killers.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:37 | 2964728 surf0766
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The communists should freely give over their additional wealth  for the greater good because the end justify the means and they are for the collective.



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:38 | 2964737 JohnFrodo
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Jump over the cliff, it would be good for the economy and restore a small measure of common sense to the Military Budget. As for a stimulus Obama can do it on his own. Sell the Stratigic oil reserve. Hows buck a gallon gas for a stimulus bitches.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:44 | 2964759 CrashisOptimistic
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And at the end of 6 months when the SPR is drained, you have to start refilling it, adding to demand for oil and running up its price beyond where it is now, which btw is destimulus.


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:22 | 2965216 Charles Bishop ...
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Hey--here's a hot tip: How's about we stop pinning our hopes on OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:48 | 2964771 Monedas
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I sold a Maple yesterday .... $1740 ($1735 + $5) .... I walked in just when Au hit $1735 .... "Hangin' Chad" the owner was very friendly .... the iron lady was no where to be seen .... then when I went to his bank at the corner .... I noticed there was a huge, brand new Cash 4 Gold store across the street .... viva la competicion !

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:57 | 2964775 slackrabbit
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Dead Gov,

please have both parties work together for the good of Zero Hedge readers.

Please continue to run deficits, please print more money, please offer free stuff to everyone.

But most of all, please please please, give ZH's more keep stacking




PS Please keep Bens printer safe...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:52 | 2964782 magpie
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So what will it be..."strong" dollar, gold and oil down, or stocks are hot.

I am still waiting for the 'Time to buy Euro' moment.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:51 | 2964786 Fix It Again Timmy
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This brakeless, runaway train fully loaded with troubles has long passed the Remedy Station; it's moving towards Consequences at the speed of light...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:54 | 2964794 overmedicatedun...
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Smith & Nephew - 770 layoffs
Abbott Labs - 700 layoffs
Covidien - 595 layoffs
Kinetic Concepts - 427 layoffs
St. Jude Medical - 300 layoffs
Hill Rom - 200 layoffs
Beyond the complete elimination of a significant number of American jobs is another looming problem created by the health care law - a shift from full-time to part-time wo

Read more: PICKET: Companies plan massive layoffs as Obamacare becomes reality - Washington Times

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:59 | 2964815 semperfi
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Good.  What we deserve. And we deserve it good and hard.  Parasites want big daddy govt health care then they deserve getting laid off, and so do the rest for doing nothing to stop it. 

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:01 | 2965061 BattlegroundEur...
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Have you given up on the political process?

Time to go Postal. ;)

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:56 | 2964803 slackrabbit
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Bukkake Boner

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:59 | 2964813 digalert
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I was so glad to get Pelosi outta the house with Boehner, thinking we'd now get some sensible bureaucracy. Then Boehner spent a day golfing with the Bamster...haven't heard much out of Boehner since.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:15 | 2964845 Monedas
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"Pelosi" in Italian means hairless .... as in porno ready, shaved pussy !  I hate shaved pussies .... I like those wild bushes that go up to the belly button and from thigh to thigh across the pie !     Tahoe Billy 2012 .... I'd like to see more "squats" on this site, too !

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 13:19 | 2964875 MrBoompi
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I do agree when John Boehner is presented as the "reasonable side" of the GOP, we're fucked.



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:05 | 2965090 Charles Bishop ...
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Lame-ass "white" man in 3..2...1..

 honestly ,the Causcasiods just HAVE TO do better: this drunk-ass denial bot bringss honor to NO ONE.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:05 | 2965091 Charles Bishop ...
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Lame-ass "white" man in 3..2...1..

 honestly ,the Causcasiods just HAVE TO do better: this drunk-ass denial bot bringss honor to NO ONE.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:33 | 2965280 Charles Bishop ...
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 what's the point of even listening to this loser?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:51 | 2965390 orangegeek
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Love the GOP line to Barry - "we want you to lead".


And Barry's response?  "lead?  what's that?  I just do hopey changey speeches."

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