Obama Rebuts Boehner's Pre-buttal "Compromise, Compromise, Compromise" - Live Webcast

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Technical bounces off 200DMAs; Fed lifting constraints from next year's stress tests; Basel III implementation deadlines rumored to be extended; and now we get the 'compromise' chatter to ensure we do not plunge and close at the lows of the day/week/month/quarter during the President's first few days of re-election. We are sure the market will hear what the market needs to hear and a history of divisive political backstabbing will be thrown away in rounds of group-hugs and exchanges of ponies...


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Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:07 | 2965099 FROZENOJFUTURES

WHo the fuck are these people?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:34 | 2965286 knukles
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Yo massahs

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:08 | 2965104 rodocostarica
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Is that the obese surguen general right there in front? Where is her bag of chips?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:13 | 2965145 SokPOTUS
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...already packed on her wavy, disgusting, cellulite thighs...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:43 | 2965352 TruthInSunshine
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The surgeon general had a 64 ounce Big Gulp & family size bag of Doritos.

She must've taken that Hypocritic Oath.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:08 | 2965105 Silversem
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I don't think it matters much which presedent is in the white house. The market will do what it will do, and I will be there trading it with CFD's!!

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2965106 RopeADope
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It is peculiar that fat men are Republicans and fat women are Democrats...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:35 | 2965297 knukles
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From all that asexual Reptilian Annauki interbreeding.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2965109 JasperNewtonDaniel
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Yep, all of the races, genders, ethnicities and sexual orientations are present so the pandering and muthafucking lies can begin!  Amerika, Fuck yeah!

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2965115 Kaiser Sousa
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"blah, blah, blah...."

keep buying Gold and Silver....



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:10 | 2965118 Whoa Dammit
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Until the pols get out of the vote breeding/importing business and the megacorps discover they need to pay workers more if they want to actually sell products, nothing in this country will change.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:10 | 2965122 Earl of Chiswick
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I cannot believe there is (at least) four more years of this

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:19 | 2965186 slaughterer
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Probably also another 4 years of Euro-Crisis soap opera as well.  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:38 | 2965307 knukles
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Then give gratitude for a whole buncha shit of which we shall remain derisional, entertained and driven batshit insane.

You do realize how fucked up this is, don't you?
I am having trouble comprehending.....

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:11 | 2965131 sangell
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If he's got a PLAN why the hell invite business and labor and everyone else to the White House to discuss it. I thought the Fiscal Cliff was his Plan to get past the election without having to cut spending or raise taxes.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2965156 dwdollar
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I'm still waiting for his open discussion on Obamacare that we we're all suppose to be invited to...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:20 | 2965196 MiltonFriedmans...
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I'm enrolled in Death Panel 101...

Should be an interesting discussion.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:11 | 2965133 GeezerGeek
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I can't decide whether to puke now, while his lips are moving, or wait until he's done and read about what he said.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:12 | 2965135 Earl of Chiswick
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The frightening thing is >half of America believes every word he is saying


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:23 | 2965221 Karlus
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He is just soooo cool. Jay-Z and Beyonce told me so.


When is Bam's wife getting her daytime talk show?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:12 | 2965137 reading
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Will Bill Clinton be in every speech for the next 4 years as well?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:13 | 2965142 Earl of Chiswick
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the benefits that are accruing to bubba are unlimited

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2965164 SokPOTUS
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That fugly blonde on Obama's left is just Bubba's type.  He'd do her...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:30 | 2965254 slaughterer
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Clinton already did the fugly Blonde (got to give Bill sumthin' for allowing me to use his name in every speech I will make until 2016), O. is working on the two big mamas on his far right (out of close-up camera range).  

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:39 | 2965319 knukles
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The ones with the Big Butts or the guys?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:25 | 2965235 MiltonFriedmans...
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When it comes to Clinton, it never ceases to amaze me that typical blue collar democrats just love this guy, this guy:


Can anyone explain why he hasn't been held accountable?

I'll hang up and listen for my answer>

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 15:39 | 2965631 Bastiat
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Thanks for that vid.  My favorite was when he made reference to the "explosion of the American middle class"  . . . about 4 min in.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:13 | 2965143 Earl of Chiswick
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On Tuesday I won so fuck you

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:14 | 2965152 monopoly
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Yup, I said it yesterday. 4 more years of speeches and useless dribble as we continue down the drain, flushed, kicked over the hill, or whatever you want to call it. I do not even turn on the TV. Easy to avoid all of them that way.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:43 | 2965355 knukles
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TV has become Masterpiece Theater, ah....  um.. maybe a good baseball game er,   seasons over....  uh...  Jersey Shore's gone all to hell....  ah...  huh.. 


lemme see here...



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2965154 Everybodys All ...
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Compromise. Riiiiight. Just as long as you do what I want.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2965157 LawsofPhysics
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Wages matter.  If a person can't make ends meet on an "official" wage, they sure as hell won't pay any additional taxes and they will seek numerous "unofficial" wages.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2965163 monopoly
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And sure enough, he just opens up his mouth, says nothing and the market tanks.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:16 | 2965168 Kaiser Sousa
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DOW 36,000...

no, wait.....

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965173 SokPOTUS
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He was on time.  What went wrong?


Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:24 | 2965226 The Gooch
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Pressing tee time...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:49 | 2965378 knukles
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With Boner at Congressional... wait, too cold.
Swing down to Augusta for the weekend...
Guest of Connie Rice 



Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965174 Everybodys All ...
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I won mf'ers.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965175 disabledvet
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Income interests on the right, wealth annihilation on the left. What could possibly go wrong?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:19 | 2965185 disabledvet
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Oh, look! An Iranian drone just got shot down!

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965176 monopoly
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And lastly, Tyler going to make us look at his picture again and again, 4 years worth. Oh my God.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965178 Earl of Chiswick
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That's it?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965179 loveyajimbo
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What a mulatto douche bag.  Why not do an exemption for over $250K incomes IF they are derived from a business rather than investments/dividends??  Wouldn't that simple solution bring the sides together?  Now, about the impeachment proceedings on Benghazi, Fast and Furious and false citizenship verified by college application records...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:20 | 2965201 SokPOTUS
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Interest and dividends in a 0.25% interest rate world won't raise much revenue.  I suppose if they're just looking to dress windows that would be fine...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:17 | 2965180 B2u
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Mr President, what is YOUR plan?

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:20 | 2965198 HD
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To hold the S&P at 1400 while the world burns. Next question...

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:39 | 2965183 BillyBoy22
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Brand new doctor gets out of school, gets 200k a year job with 400k in student debt and nothing else to show for, and now we're gonna be taxed at 42%+whatever state tax?  Half of our yearly income?  Thanks for helping us out you piece of shit.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:56 | 2965413 MiltonFriedmans...
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Then we're gonna cut your fucking pay....Jamie and Lloyd needs some new shooz.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:58 | 2965429 Wannabee
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Show me an MD paying 42%+ tax and I'll show you a dude that should have been run oot of med school

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 14:19 | 2965188 HD
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Everything is fixed yet AGAIN. Somehow. BTFD algo bots - ask no questions and you will hear no lies.

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