Obama Rebuts Boehner's Pre-buttal "Compromise, Compromise, Compromise" - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture


Technical bounces off 200DMAs; Fed lifting constraints from next year's stress tests; Basel III implementation deadlines rumored to be extended; and now we get the 'compromise' chatter to ensure we do not plunge and close at the lows of the day/week/month/quarter during the President's first few days of re-election. We are sure the market will hear what the market needs to hear and a history of divisive political backstabbing will be thrown away in rounds of group-hugs and exchanges of ponies...


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WHo the fuck are these people?

rodocostarica's picture

Is that the obese surguen general right there in front? Where is her bag of chips?

SokPOTUS's picture

...already packed on her wavy, disgusting, cellulite thighs...

TruthInSunshine's picture

The surgeon general had a 64 ounce Big Gulp & family size bag of Doritos.

She must've taken that Hypocritic Oath.

Silversem's picture

I don't think it matters much which presedent is in the white house. The market will do what it will do, and I will be there trading it with CFD's!!

RopeADope's picture

It is peculiar that fat men are Republicans and fat women are Democrats...

knukles's picture

From all that asexual Reptilian Annauki interbreeding.

JasperNewtonDaniel's picture

Yep, all of the races, genders, ethnicities and sexual orientations are present so the pandering and muthafucking lies can begin!  Amerika, Fuck yeah!

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"blah, blah, blah...."

keep buying Gold and Silver....



Whoa Dammit's picture

Until the pols get out of the vote breeding/importing business and the megacorps discover they need to pay workers more if they want to actually sell products, nothing in this country will change.

Earl of Chiswick's picture

I cannot believe there is (at least) four more years of this

slaughterer's picture

Probably also another 4 years of Euro-Crisis soap opera as well.  

knukles's picture

Then give gratitude for a whole buncha shit of which we shall remain derisional, entertained and driven batshit insane.

You do realize how fucked up this is, don't you?
I am having trouble comprehending.....

sangell's picture

If he's got a PLAN why the hell invite business and labor and everyone else to the White House to discuss it. I thought the Fiscal Cliff was his Plan to get past the election without having to cut spending or raise taxes.

dwdollar's picture

I'm still waiting for his open discussion on Obamacare that we we're all suppose to be invited to...

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

I'm enrolled in Death Panel 101...

Should be an interesting discussion.

GeezerGeek's picture

I can't decide whether to puke now, while his lips are moving, or wait until he's done and read about what he said.

Earl of Chiswick's picture

The frightening thing is >half of America believes every word he is saying


Karlus's picture

He is just soooo cool. Jay-Z and Beyonce told me so.


When is Bam's wife getting her daytime talk show?

reading's picture

Will Bill Clinton be in every speech for the next 4 years as well?


Earl of Chiswick's picture

the benefits that are accruing to bubba are unlimited

SokPOTUS's picture

That fugly blonde on Obama's left is just Bubba's type.  He'd do her...

slaughterer's picture

Clinton already did the fugly Blonde (got to give Bill sumthin' for allowing me to use his name in every speech I will make until 2016), O. is working on the two big mamas on his far right (out of close-up camera range).  

knukles's picture

The ones with the Big Butts or the guys?

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

When it comes to Clinton, it never ceases to amaze me that typical blue collar democrats just love this guy, this guy:


Can anyone explain why he hasn't been held accountable?

I'll hang up and listen for my answer>

Bastiat's picture

Thanks for that vid.  My favorite was when he made reference to the "explosion of the American middle class"  . . . about 4 min in.

Earl of Chiswick's picture

On Tuesday I won so fuck you

monopoly's picture

Yup, I said it yesterday. 4 more years of speeches and useless dribble as we continue down the drain, flushed, kicked over the hill, or whatever you want to call it. I do not even turn on the TV. Easy to avoid all of them that way.

knukles's picture

TV has become Masterpiece Theater, ah....  um.. maybe a good baseball game er,   seasons over....  uh...  Jersey Shore's gone all to hell....  ah...  huh.. 


lemme see here...



Everybodys All American's picture

Compromise. Riiiiight. Just as long as you do what I want.

LawsofPhysics's picture

Wages matter.  If a person can't make ends meet on an "official" wage, they sure as hell won't pay any additional taxes and they will seek numerous "unofficial" wages.

monopoly's picture

And sure enough, he just opens up his mouth, says nothing and the market tanks.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

DOW 36,000...

no, wait.....

SokPOTUS's picture

He was on time.  What went wrong?


knukles's picture

With Boner at Congressional... wait, too cold.
Swing down to Augusta for the weekend...
Guest of Connie Rice 



disabledvet's picture

Income interests on the right, wealth annihilation on the left. What could possibly go wrong?

disabledvet's picture

Oh, look! An Iranian drone just got shot down!

monopoly's picture

And lastly, Tyler going to make us look at his picture again and again, 4 years worth. Oh my God.

loveyajimbo's picture

What a mulatto douche bag.  Why not do an exemption for over $250K incomes IF they are derived from a business rather than investments/dividends??  Wouldn't that simple solution bring the sides together?  Now, about the impeachment proceedings on Benghazi, Fast and Furious and false citizenship verified by college application records...

SokPOTUS's picture

Interest and dividends in a 0.25% interest rate world won't raise much revenue.  I suppose if they're just looking to dress windows that would be fine...

B2u's picture

Mr President, what is YOUR plan?

HD's picture

To hold the S&P at 1400 while the world burns. Next question...

BillyBoy22's picture

Brand new doctor gets out of school, gets 200k a year job with 400k in student debt and nothing else to show for, and now we're gonna be taxed at 42%+whatever state tax?  Half of our yearly income?  Thanks for helping us out you piece of shit.

MiltonFriedmansNightmare's picture

Then we're gonna cut your fucking pay....Jamie and Lloyd needs some new shooz.

Wannabee's picture

Show me an MD paying 42%+ tax and I'll show you a dude that should have been run oot of med school

HD's picture

Everything is fixed yet AGAIN. Somehow. BTFD algo bots - ask no questions and you will hear no lies.