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It appears communism is alive and well. Coming to a '5 year plan'-sponsored KolHoz near you.

Source: Bloomberg

 

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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:37 | 2967810 Timmay
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Both tools require "work  capital."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:40 | 2967829 Gully Foyle
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China greets future president Biden

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:46 | 2967849 vast-dom
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Please Welcome Your New Owners

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:49 | 2967859 no taste
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Tiananman Square renamed Karl Rovian Splat to honor the fat boy who kept Ron Paul from being the Republican candidate and thus delivered four more years of American disfunction.

http://howstupidare.blogspot.com/2012/11/how-stupid-are-karl-rove-and-friends.html

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:01 | 2967893 Beam Me Up Scotty
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We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity. If that picture were taken here it's would be 99% white males. I don't see any women or minorities or people in wheel chairs there.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:08 | 2967914 economics9698
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Forward.  I bet they are happy about their prospects for world domination now that the NWA is back in office in the USA.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:16 | 2967929 JPM Hater001
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Five score ago in a distant galaxy far far away...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:18 | 2967935 Bullionaire
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And now the Obama Tabernacle Choir praise our fearless leader by singing Handel's Messiah.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:52 | 2968041 Atlas_shrugging
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Paul Krugman at the gates of Heaven

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:24 | 2968133 mjcOH1
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Xi Jinping : See that fucker in the yellow tie?
Flunkie: Yes, camrade chairman.
Xi Jimping: Firing squad.   Shoot low.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:27 | 2968313 ebworthen
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"Smaller weenies perhaps, but we have much bigger curtains."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:06 | 2968406 rcintc
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FREEZE AND HE WON'T SEE US!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:13 | 2968569 Stackers
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Everyone with $3 billion in a Swiss bank account please stand

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 19:50 | 2968777 Spirit Of Truth
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"YES WE CAN!"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:39 | 2968969 Vampyroteuthis ...
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"Democratic party's wet dream"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:40 | 2968970 Lost Wages
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"$5 bid on the giant hammer and sickle! Going once! Going twice..."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:56 | 2969147 GraveyardSpiral
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Where's Waldo?

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:39 | 2969260 strannick
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I got pretty hammered last night. Im feeling sickle.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:50 | 2969270 prains
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All your curtains are belong to us!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2968062 bank guy in Brussels
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Woman in a dress on the 2nd row from front, near the left edge of the photo, it seems

Chinese have copied the 'token woman' plan from the West

And the people there remember Mao's third wife, Jiang Qing, very powerful tho later arrested, described as leading the 'Gang of Four'

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:30 | 2968151 Matt
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968078 blindchicken
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 "We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity."

Such statements for sure show great wisdom and help explain why americans are loved everywhere.

And .. look <a href="http://www.old-picture.com/mathew-brady-studio/Congress-38th.htm"> here </a>

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:01 | 2968247 booboo
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5 more years of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mickey D's and we will have them washing themselves with a rag on a stick and fully Americanized.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:03 | 2968071 Rusty Shorts
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O/T, but does anybody here know anything "Han Dynasty Imperial Jade Carvings"??? We have a guy trying to sell our family some Imperial Jade, claims it's worth millions...

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 00:04 | 2969158 Edmon Plume
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Chinese jade is notorious for being fake, or to put it another way, it's as real as Frank Marshall Davis Jr's birth certificate.  Every green rock in every shop in china is sold as real "jay-duh".

Best to run - not walk - from the deal.  Buy physical gold.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:46 | 2969264 StychoKiller
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The Chinese are more partial to pale/white jade.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:57 | 2967879 Mae Kadoodie
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Me Chinese...me play joke...me put pee-pee in your Coke. 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:04 | 2967906 Tense INDIAN
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The ILLUMINATI has the CHINESE people by the hair of their heads.......

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:15 | 2967927 Treason Season
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2968293 Au Shucks
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We proudly introduce the 113th United States Congress

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:36 | 2968338 Popo
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ROFLMAO.  Everyone can stop posting now.  We have a winner.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:08 | 2968411 rcintc
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Winner! Winner! Schezwan Dinner!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:30 | 2969123 Trichy
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967813 Segestan
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These people are going to save prosperity???

 

Fail!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:42 | 2967836 Gully Foyle
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Segestan

Hey dude since you can foresee the future with such accuracy how about some stock tips.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:57 | 2967882 Segestan
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Easy one.... buy the CCP.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:13 | 2967815 Non Passaran
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Perfect representation: few hundred Chicom representatives' net worth matches net worth od 1.3 bn people they represent.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967817 jimijon
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And gold?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:15 | 2968280 zerozam
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That hammer and sickle has a tungsten free delivery status...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967818 Dick Darlington
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The unelected maoist Barroso acting to be some kind of EU "president" is turning green from envy. LOL

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:49 | 2967819 akak
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CHINESE CITIZENISM!

Make me laugh!

Apparently, in Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is the muchly mattering thing, the crustiest bit of a certain sartorial something.

In Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is a ruling class thing.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968104 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Photograph picture showing assemblage entirety of Chinese citizenism middle class communauty in preparingness the voting.

In Chinese citizenism, middle class composes voting class diligently, and voting class endeavors of kingly duties with veracity and outfitted in black much the stylish.

Voting in conjectures is how Chinese citizenism middle class communauty conceal what they are doing. Best of the upward leg period.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:22 | 2968127 akak
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"All those in favor of farming the poor, extorting the weak, offuscating the monolization of the speeching means, trolling of anti-establishment online forums, spreading virulent anti-Americanism and blobbing up, please rise."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:34 | 2968324 BigJim
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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:24 | 2968820 Jendrzejczyk
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Careful taking of steps much encouraged entering automobiles parked on roadsides upon leaving individuality encouraged citizenism forum.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2968837 akak
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Make me laugh!

Indeedly, Chinese Citizenism citizens as being parangongs of non-offuscationalized roadside defecationalism, judicious caution needs are in stepping on infamous post-dog-wokking roadsides of glorious Middle Kingdom fabled past (and present).

But as they are say, when in Shanghai, do as the Shanghaied do, so ....

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:42 | 2968858 Jendrzejczyk
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"Dog wokking....." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:39 | 2967823 Seasmoke
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who is the guy who wore white......Execute him !

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:41 | 2967827 Non Passaran
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Probably a navy general. In communist China the white wearing official executes you.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:32 | 2968157 Matt
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Chinese Waldo? I found him.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:37 | 2968177 akak
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Whele's Wardo?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:24 | 2968936 knukles
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Ar frucking rook a-rike
Cannot see anyfing wif zeees squinty eyes.

Two stlike and ro rout

MSG for you!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:47 | 2967855 gimli
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Albino communists used to be on the endangered species list, guess they are making a comeback.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:57 | 2968053 Hangfire
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I believe that's Storm Shadow.   

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:03 | 2968072 Mr Unknown
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Don't forget to execute the guy who didn't button up his jacket also.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:47 | 2968868 Jendrzejczyk
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Mao's gay grandson.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:41 | 2967830 LetThemEatRand
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Everyone who thinks it's really funny that Western leaders have convinced their masses that sending all of their jobs and technology here to a Communist country with no wage laws will improve their standard of living, stand up.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:53 | 2967868 AnAnonymous
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But there is wage laws. And guess what? 'American' corporations were shown a few years ago to be the first infringers and paying under the minimal wage.

Everything to satisfy the 'american' middle class needs for consumption.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:57 | 2968390 akak
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Blobbing-up!

Monolizing the speeching mean!

Offuscation!

Inability to self-indict!

Evasion of the mattering thing, the crustiest bit of it!

AnAnnoyingUs will do everything to satisfy his bigoted need for anti-American defamation.  But look hu is calling the wok black ....

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:30 | 2968828 Jendrzejczyk
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Nibbling "Wolf Nipple Chips " TM  and giggling.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:14 | 2968572 Wakanda
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Country with no wage laws?  Sounds like a free market.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:42 | 2967833 williambanzai7
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PARTY CONGRESS

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:53 | 2967866 williambanzai7
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THE DEBT RIDDEN CITY

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:10 | 2968097 resurger
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looooooooooooooooooooooool

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 08:24 | 2969456 old naughty
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E Pluribus - Fool em

Contest winner.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:14 | 2967924 JR
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“A picture is worth ten thousand words.”

And you did it in a second! Banzai.  And said it all!

Now that, my friend, is talent! You are the greatest.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:53 | 2968010 williambanzai7
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The label of communism is an anachronism in the world we now live in.

I'll tell you what is a load of bullshit. All those GE types who claim it is impossible for them to operate in socialist big government America. I'm very sorry to report they are the biggest lying fuckety fucks you will ever find. All that really concerns them is a cheap wage and the availability of goon squads. Paperwork and red tape is a minor nuisance to be handled by lawyers and accountants.

On top of it all, they constantly have to worry about the foreign corrupt practices act.

So tell us Jeff Immelt, why does GE love moving jobs to "Communist China"?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:09 | 2968091 Half_A_Billion_...
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>Paperwork and red tape is a minor nuisance to be handled by lawyers and accountants.

 

Also, they are there to block any innovative startup to come from behind.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:19 | 2968117 williambanzai7
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These lawyers are actually doing something, unlike the ones that spend all their time drafting and billing reams of boilerplate SEC filings that never get read because they are written to be opaque.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968106 JR
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Bullseye, Banzai.  Immelt can just as easily operate here. And Jeffrey starts with a pal in the White House.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:07 | 2969232 williambanzai7
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As bad as it is in the US, it is just a load of nothing compared to all the bureaucracy and permitting you have to deal with to operate in China.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 19:13 | 2968704 FiatFapper
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@williambanzai7

Your words are as potent as your pictures; you shall be our leader, cometh the revolution.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:15 | 2967926 RSloane
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Prescient. Thanks, WB.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:00 | 2968245 WillyGroper
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ur brilliant wb7! 

an absolute ray of sunshine spawning laughter in the dark & dismal world we live in. 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:31 | 2968289 williambanzai7
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I'm happy to be able to make people smile while exposing the rotten ugly truth. ;-)

This particular subject really irks me because I constantly listen to people who want to or already do business in China. It has absolutely nothing to do with escaping the socialist business constraints of operating the US.

It has everything to do with hunting for profit margins and low cost labor. I suppose China will eventually price itself out of certain segments and the business will migrate to SE Asia (for example Myanmar) and Africa...yes Africa.

Indonesia's economy apparently grew very nicely this past year and the Phillipines are once again drawing commercial attention. Thailand is where Japan Inc prefers to operate. These are jobs that will never ever migrate back to the US and it has nothing to do with our political system.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 06:14 | 2969382 old naughty
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"...The United States is a Pacific power and we are here to stay...", so he is

"...not just talking the talk, but walking the walk."

As the Trans-Pacific Partnership taking hold, he's off to Mynamar.

Here's a summary of what transpired in and after his last AP trip.

http://www.mahbubani.net/articles%20about%20dean/The%20United%20States%20is%20back%20in%20the%20Asia-Pacific.pdf

 

Another line drawn in the sand?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:44 | 2967834 Lore
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Clever Americans. Your "electronic voting technology" is a pretty good joke. HA! HA! HA!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:47 | 2967835 Ag Tex
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For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:44 | 2967841 Clayton Bigsby
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Is that the DNC?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:47 | 2967853 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No, it's Neo-Con headquarters.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:50 | 2967864 tmosley
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Not exactly.  This is where they all meet after the elections for coke and hookers.  

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:18 | 2967936 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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And here I thought that was Bohemian Grove.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:33 | 2968332 BigJim
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And here I was thinking the Fed had finally listened to Ben's interior decorating advice.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:41 | 2968350 akak
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No, Ben would have ordered golden curtains --- purely, of course, out of tradition.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:53 | 2967869 malalingua
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hahah! NO, its the RNC. With all the their thuggish tactics and rule changing, it's most definitely the RNC or Rupert Murdoch's Christmas party for the Fox propagandists. See all the red?? ;)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:21 | 2967944 IridiumRebel
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You should move to Cali! It's gonna be awesome here in a few years after the democratic Party gets done. Plus they will need people as the rich and small business owners leave in droves for Texas.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:28 | 2967961 malalingua
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Didn't know how many fox 'news' viewers perused the comment section of ZH. Silly person, the Dems and Reps are the same party, wake up!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:24 | 2968131 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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They are better off not knowing the Neo-Cons are Trotskyites.  This way they can vote for Romney over Obama because, you know.....because.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:21 | 2968164 malalingua
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Yep. I like to call them Mittiots or Breitbartarians, either way they are destroying this country. Honestly, have been on ZH for a couple of years and didn't know the Fox bunch would read stuff here, you'd think the articles posted would challenge their core beliefs to the point they would have to go back over to the fox comment section and get amped up on war, you know.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:45 | 2967846 egoist
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It's funny, at 1st glance the hammer-sickle looked a bit like the EU's icon.

Anyway, it's clear from the picture that the right side of the isle has no respect for the enlightened party on the left side of the isle, or the other way, or something.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:45 | 2967847 UGrev
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The Romulans have invaded the neutral zone. Commander, I demand we intercept!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:14 | 2967923 JPM Hater001
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Technically you enter the neutral zone. Try invading the Mississippi sometime.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:20 | 2967943 UGrev
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Good point.. :) 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:35 | 2967989 buzzsaw99
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I think you meant to write "The Romneyans have invaded the neural dead zone."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:45 | 2967848 akak
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So they finally decided to be honest, and redecorated the US House of Representatives accordingly?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:15 | 2967901 machineh
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No, that's the state capitol in Sacramento.

But thanks for playing! ;-)

SAN FRANCISCO — California’s Democrats were poised on Friday to gain a two-thirds supermajority in the State Legislature, an achievement that would give them the power to raise taxes unilaterally and could potentially ease the gridlock in a state known for its fiscal chaos.

 

A supermajority in Sacramento — last held in 1933 by the Republicans — would effectively bring one-party rule to the nation’s largest state, where Democrats hold all statewide offices and where the Republican Party’s declining fortunes have been hastened by a recent nonpartisan redistricting.

 

Democrats, as expected, quickly secured a supermajority in the State Senate on Tuesday. But the unexpected possibility of adding a supermajority in the Assembly heightened the Democrats’ euphoria after Tuesday’s election, in which Gov. Jerry Brown’s $6 billion tax initiative, Proposition 30, scored a resounding victory despite fierce opposition from inside and outside the state.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/10/us/politics/democrats-likely-to-win-supermajority-in-california-legislature.html?hp

MOAR phr33 moneyz plzz!

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 00:17 | 2967854 Orly
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"Oh-E-Oh! Ee-ooooooooo-Oh."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:48 | 2967857 Nid
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Barry's 2013 State of the Union address...."USSA USSA USSA..." (doesn't have quite the same ring to it)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:50 | 2967861 gimli
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Where's Comrade Waldo?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:54 | 2967870 AnAnonymous
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Still does not 'american' symbolism. Lady Liberty and all...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967900 akak
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Paper the proud damage as squalor smiles on cabbage, Marching Mao and all ....

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:58 | 2967884 Goatboy
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Ok.. that was for the side of labor farce.

How would you depict in one picture capital farce on the other side of this magnetic field?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:58 | 2967887 e-man
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That's how many socialists it takes to change a light bulb.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:00 | 2967892 malalingua
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No, they prefer to remain in the dark.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967896 Hulk
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None. Owning a light bulb is now a felony...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967898 Martdin
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Well atleast the ex-Soviet interior decorators aren't out of a job in this economy.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:05 | 2967907 Winston Churchill
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New drapes in the White House ?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:05 | 2967909 orangegeek
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Look in the back row on the right and you can see Obama.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:08 | 2967913 Yen Cross
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What, no confetti?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:09 | 2967916 TheAlchemist
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Now being seated, the 113th United States Congress.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:11 | 2967920 UGrev
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Moochelle:  Oh Barack.. I JUST LOVE what you've done witih the place...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:14 | 2967922 IridiumRebel
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Nice to see Obama's Cabinet and the Federal Reserve Board all in one photo. Chairman Bernanke bucked the trend and is in the "Little Drummer Boy" suit in the bottom left in light of the coming holiday season. 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:16 | 2967930 Keystone Speculator
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"Help Us Stamp Out Sound Sleep."

"BBBY met earnings this quarter solely due to the drapery contract."

"The choir is practicing Christmas carols and also preparing for this year's production of 'It's A Charlie Brown Christmas'."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:18 | 2967937 JR
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WE BUILT THAT!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:23 | 2967950 sunaJ
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Rule #7 of Animal Farm (as ammended by Napoleon):

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

 

Now would someone please pass the black truffle sauce?  The arugula on my linguini porcini is beginning to wilt.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:26 | 2967960 Manthong
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And in other news, leaders of the Chinese Communist Party donned western style business attire and assembled on a festive red and green stage to celebrate the Christmas holiday and display their relaxed and friendly disposition to the formerly free west.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:27 | 2967963 Mark Wilson
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The Chinese Constitution (yes, they have one) actually sounds pretty good if you read it fast. Everything is allowed as long as it doesn't harm "The People".  

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:28 | 2967965 jumbo maverick
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They all watching a ping pong match right?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:32 | 2967966 Temporalist
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We're all Keynesians now!

or

If you plan on buying an American as a house servant please rise.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:36 | 2967985 magpie
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Intriguing, Mr. Geithner. Do go on, we won't chuckle this time.

(Last time they even remotely donned hanfu was at an APEC summit, yes ?)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:43 | 2968014 Silverhog
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Looks like the set for a new "Doctor No"  movie.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:44 | 2968019 Cthonic
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Non bene imperat, nisi qui paruerit imperio...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:47 | 2968030 Silverhog
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Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got.  

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:53 | 2968043 magpie
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Comrade, it's all about the means of production, e.g. iphone and uh printing press.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 08:41 | 2969474 mjcOH1
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" Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got. "

 

How about a clenched fist raising an Obama-phone?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:58 | 2968392 James-Morrison
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Hammer, Sickle, Rubber Bands

We'll swap the debt for your farm lands

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:49 | 2968033 optimator
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NO!   We stick with the 5 year plan, we can't have anything as radical as the U.S. 4 year plan that those poor devils don't even know about!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:54 | 2968044 JackT
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USA Poverty And Food Distibution Czar Panel

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:04 | 2968063 drB
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Can not post cyrillics unfortunately.

Sleva molot, sprava serp, eto nash sovetskii gerb. Hochesh sei, a hochesh kui - vse ravno poluchish HUI!

http://masteroff.org/38924.html

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2968064 Hangfire
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Michelle's new Christmas ornament?  

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 07:58 | 2968081 Mercury
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Would the owner of cusip# 9127952K6 please report to the US Treasury auction?  Your counterparty is waiting. Thank You.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968103 tigsman
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So that's what happened to the Vienna Boys Choir once they reached adulthood.

Didn't like their music, certainly don't like their politics.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:16 | 2968113 tigsman
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Where da white women at?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:20 | 2968123 yogibear
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The US is becoming more socialist daily. The public unions are in complete control in California.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:29 | 2968147 mjcOH1
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Alright everybody.   When that crazy fucking Kenyan comes in, everybody stick out your hand and then pull it away.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:30 | 2968153 phraseshifter
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where's   Warner Oland?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:32 | 2968948 knukles
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YES!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:39 | 2968186 Chuck Walla
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The DNC will now come to order...

 

FORWARD SOVIET!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:42 | 2968198 Matt
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There aint no party,

Like a communist party,

Cuz a communist party don't stop!

 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:42 | 2968288 BlackholeDivestment
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...you did not know everybody in Communist Party rucky at Bingo? 

Oh yes. The prize? You not know this eeder? You win one Child Abortion until you have boy. Not many have Blue Dress Lady. She most rucky lady. We use her to have affair with your CIA Director. Very rucky asset for us in Libya effort.

No, rumor has it she not boom boom long time, we use her because she rook rike man in dress. Oh yes, we saw Rainbow Flag Officer White House Window dress like big dick in middle of Mall filled with million men. Did you not notice Chinese eyes on Martin? Ha haa, they strive to be as rucky at Bingo.

Yes, reelection make very easy for us to get them to still shop at Great Wal Mart of China. We give new name to effort, code name ''Blue Light Special''. We steal from K Mart. 

Yes Mr. Dimon, not every ting fo ebber, the sky will fall. We turned 008 in Turkey. We call him PS2112, AKA Phamtom Solstice 2012. 

Oh! What? No not him just ''oh'!!! ...as in ''that reminds me''! Let's not do your stupid ''Hu's on first'' for five minutes again shall we James, I have zero interest in it. I was just going to say I never thanked you in person for the Favorite Nation Cantor Fitzgerald clean up.

Good bye, hee hee he, Mr. ''Bond''. Blah ha haa haa... 

 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2968292 nowhereman
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OK, who farted, Wu was that Hu?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:34 | 2968335 savagegoose
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" we're all individuals "

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 19:47 | 2968773 saulysw
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(lonely voice at the back)

"I'm not!"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2968848 Jendrzejczyk
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Where have you been?

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 05:07 | 2969357 saulysw
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Me? Just trying to stay chilled and waiting patiently for this shitshow to come crashing down. Not long to go now, I reckon, the cracks are widening. But yeah, I stay low on the radar these days...like most of the "old timers" it seems. Also, discussions tend to be less in-depth than they once were. Now, its like they are all tweets. I think I'm sounding jaded, perhaps I am!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:21 | 2968445 windcatcher
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Communist China didn’t build that! It appears that expatriate American industrial might is alive and well.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:26 | 2968454 bugs_
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I suppose we should all begin to practice endurance clapping.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:12 | 2968567 Martel
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Caption all you want, but your iPhones and -pads came from here.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:44 | 2969135 lamont cranston
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saw that Foxconn wants to open plants in Deeetroit and Cleeeveland. 

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