Caption Contest: Communist China

Tyler Durden's picture

It appears communism is alive and well. Coming to a '5 year plan'-sponsored KolHoz near you.

Source: Bloomberg

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Timmay's picture

Both tools require "work  capital."

Gully Foyle's picture

China greets future president Biden

vast-dom's picture

Please Welcome Your New Owners

no taste's picture

Tiananman Square renamed Karl Rovian Splat to honor the fat boy who kept Ron Paul from being the Republican candidate and thus delivered four more years of American disfunction.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity. If that picture were taken here it's would be 99% white males. I don't see any women or minorities or people in wheel chairs there.

economics9698's picture

Forward.  I bet they are happy about their prospects for world domination now that the NWA is back in office in the USA.

JPM Hater001's picture

Five score ago in a distant galaxy far far away...

Bullionaire's picture

And now the Obama Tabernacle Choir praise our fearless leader by singing Handel's Messiah.

Atlas_shrugging's picture

Paul Krugman at the gates of Heaven

mjcOH1's picture

Xi Jinping : See that fucker in the yellow tie?
Flunkie: Yes, camrade chairman.
Xi Jimping: Firing squad.   Shoot low.

ebworthen's picture

"Smaller weenies perhaps, but we have much bigger curtains."

rcintc's picture


Stackers's picture

Everyone with $3 billion in a Swiss bank account please stand

Lost Wages's picture

"$5 bid on the giant hammer and sickle! Going once! Going twice..."

strannick's picture

I got pretty hammered last night. Im feeling sickle.

prains's picture

All your curtains are belong to us!

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Woman in a dress on the 2nd row from front, near the left edge of the photo, it seems

Chinese have copied the 'token woman' plan from the West

And the people there remember Mao's third wife, Jiang Qing, very powerful tho later arrested, described as leading the 'Gang of Four'

blindchicken's picture

 "We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity."

Such statements for sure show great wisdom and help explain why americans are loved everywhere.

And .. look <a href=""> here </a>

booboo's picture

5 more years of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mickey D's and we will have them washing themselves with a rag on a stick and fully Americanized.

Rusty Shorts's picture

O/T, but does anybody here know anything "Han Dynasty Imperial Jade Carvings"??? We have a guy trying to sell our family some Imperial Jade, claims it's worth millions...

Edmon Plume's picture

Chinese jade is notorious for being fake, or to put it another way, it's as real as Frank Marshall Davis Jr's birth certificate.  Every green rock in every shop in china is sold as real "jay-duh".

Best to run - not walk - from the deal.  Buy physical gold.

StychoKiller's picture

The Chinese are more partial to pale/white jade.

Mae Kadoodie's picture

Me play put pee-pee in your Coke. 

Tense INDIAN's picture

The ILLUMINATI has the CHINESE people by the hair of their heads.......

Au Shucks's picture

We proudly introduce the 113th United States Congress

Popo's picture

ROFLMAO.  Everyone can stop posting now.  We have a winner.

rcintc's picture

Winner! Winner! Schezwan Dinner!!

Segestan's picture

These people are going to save prosperity???



Gully Foyle's picture


Hey dude since you can foresee the future with such accuracy how about some stock tips.

Segestan's picture

Easy one.... buy the CCP.

Non Passaran's picture

Perfect representation: few hundred Chicom representatives' net worth matches net worth od 1.3 bn people they represent.

zerozam's picture

That hammer and sickle has a tungsten free delivery status...

Dick Darlington's picture

The unelected maoist Barroso acting to be some kind of EU "president" is turning green from envy. LOL

akak's picture


Make me laugh!

Apparently, in Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is the muchly mattering thing, the crustiest bit of a certain sartorial something.

In Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is a ruling class thing.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Photograph picture showing assemblage entirety of Chinese citizenism middle class communauty in preparingness the voting.

In Chinese citizenism, middle class composes voting class diligently, and voting class endeavors of kingly duties with veracity and outfitted in black much the stylish.

Voting in conjectures is how Chinese citizenism middle class communauty conceal what they are doing. Best of the upward leg period.

akak's picture

"All those in favor of farming the poor, extorting the weak, offuscating the monolization of the speeching means, trolling of anti-establishment online forums, spreading virulent anti-Americanism and blobbing up, please rise."

Jendrzejczyk's picture

Careful taking of steps much encouraged entering automobiles parked on roadsides upon leaving individuality encouraged citizenism forum.

akak's picture

Make me laugh!

Indeedly, Chinese Citizenism citizens as being parangongs of non-offuscationalized roadside defecationalism, judicious caution needs are in stepping on infamous post-dog-wokking roadsides of glorious Middle Kingdom fabled past (and present).

But as they are say, when in Shanghai, do as the Shanghaied do, so ....

Jendrzejczyk's picture

"Dog wokking....." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Seasmoke's picture

who is the guy who wore white......Execute him !

Non Passaran's picture

Probably a navy general. In communist China the white wearing official executes you.

Matt's picture

Chinese Waldo? I found him.