Caption Contest: Communist China

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It appears communism is alive and well. Coming to a '5 year plan'-sponsored KolHoz near you.

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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:37 | 2967810 Timmay
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Both tools require "work  capital."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:40 | 2967829 Gully Foyle
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China greets future president Biden

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:46 | 2967849 vast-dom
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Please Welcome Your New Owners

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:49 | 2967859 no taste
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Tiananman Square renamed Karl Rovian Splat to honor the fat boy who kept Ron Paul from being the Republican candidate and thus delivered four more years of American disfunction.

http://howstupidare.blogspot.com/2012/11/how-stupid-are-karl-rove-and-friends.html

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:01 | 2967893 Beam Me Up Scotty
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We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity. If that picture were taken here it's would be 99% white males. I don't see any women or minorities or people in wheel chairs there.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:08 | 2967914 economics9698
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Forward.  I bet they are happy about their prospects for world domination now that the NWA is back in office in the USA.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:16 | 2967929 JPM Hater001
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Five score ago in a distant galaxy far far away...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:18 | 2967935 Bullionaire
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And now the Obama Tabernacle Choir praise our fearless leader by singing Handel's Messiah.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:52 | 2968041 Atlas_shrugging
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Paul Krugman at the gates of Heaven

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:24 | 2968133 mjcOH1
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Xi Jinping : See that fucker in the yellow tie?
Flunkie: Yes, camrade chairman.
Xi Jimping: Firing squad.   Shoot low.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:27 | 2968313 ebworthen
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"Smaller weenies perhaps, but we have much bigger curtains."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:06 | 2968406 rcintc
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FREEZE AND HE WON'T SEE US!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:13 | 2968569 Stackers
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Everyone with $3 billion in a Swiss bank account please stand

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 19:50 | 2968777 Spirit Of Truth
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"YES WE CAN!"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:39 | 2968969 Vampyroteuthis ...
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"Democratic party's wet dream"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:40 | 2968970 Lost Wages
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"$5 bid on the giant hammer and sickle! Going once! Going twice..."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:56 | 2969147 GraveyardSpiral
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Where's Waldo?

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:39 | 2969260 strannick
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I got pretty hammered last night. Im feeling sickle.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:50 | 2969270 prains
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All your curtains are belong to us!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2968062 bank guy in Brussels
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Woman in a dress on the 2nd row from front, near the left edge of the photo, it seems

Chinese have copied the 'token woman' plan from the West

And the people there remember Mao's third wife, Jiang Qing, very powerful tho later arrested, described as leading the 'Gang of Four'

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:30 | 2968151 Matt
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968078 blindchicken
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 "We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity."

Such statements for sure show great wisdom and help explain why americans are loved everywhere.

And .. look <a href="http://www.old-picture.com/mathew-brady-studio/Congress-38th.htm"> here </a>

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:01 | 2968247 booboo
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5 more years of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mickey D's and we will have them washing themselves with a rag on a stick and fully Americanized.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:03 | 2968071 Rusty Shorts
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O/T, but does anybody here know anything "Han Dynasty Imperial Jade Carvings"??? We have a guy trying to sell our family some Imperial Jade, claims it's worth millions...

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 00:04 | 2969158 Edmon Plume
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Chinese jade is notorious for being fake, or to put it another way, it's as real as Frank Marshall Davis Jr's birth certificate.  Every green rock in every shop in china is sold as real "jay-duh".

Best to run - not walk - from the deal.  Buy physical gold.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 01:46 | 2969264 StychoKiller
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The Chinese are more partial to pale/white jade.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:57 | 2967879 Mae Kadoodie
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Me Chinese...me play joke...me put pee-pee in your Coke. 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:04 | 2967906 Tense INDIAN
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The ILLUMINATI has the CHINESE people by the hair of their heads.......

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:15 | 2967927 Treason Season
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2968293 Au Shucks
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We proudly introduce the 113th United States Congress

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:36 | 2968338 Popo
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ROFLMAO.  Everyone can stop posting now.  We have a winner.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:08 | 2968411 rcintc
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Winner! Winner! Schezwan Dinner!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:30 | 2969123 Trichy
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967813 Segestan
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These people are going to save prosperity???

 

Fail!!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:42 | 2967836 Gully Foyle
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Segestan

Hey dude since you can foresee the future with such accuracy how about some stock tips.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:57 | 2967882 Segestan
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Easy one.... buy the CCP.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:13 | 2967815 Non Passaran
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Perfect representation: few hundred Chicom representatives' net worth matches net worth od 1.3 bn people they represent.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967817 jimijon
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And gold?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:15 | 2968280 zerozam
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That hammer and sickle has a tungsten free delivery status...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:38 | 2967818 Dick Darlington
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The unelected maoist Barroso acting to be some kind of EU "president" is turning green from envy. LOL

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:49 | 2967819 akak
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CHINESE CITIZENISM!

Make me laugh!

Apparently, in Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is the muchly mattering thing, the crustiest bit of a certain sartorial something.

In Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is a ruling class thing.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968104 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Photograph picture showing assemblage entirety of Chinese citizenism middle class communauty in preparingness the voting.

In Chinese citizenism, middle class composes voting class diligently, and voting class endeavors of kingly duties with veracity and outfitted in black much the stylish.

Voting in conjectures is how Chinese citizenism middle class communauty conceal what they are doing. Best of the upward leg period.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:22 | 2968127 akak
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"All those in favor of farming the poor, extorting the weak, offuscating the monolization of the speeching means, trolling of anti-establishment online forums, spreading virulent anti-Americanism and blobbing up, please rise."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:34 | 2968324 BigJim
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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:24 | 2968820 Jendrzejczyk
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Careful taking of steps much encouraged entering automobiles parked on roadsides upon leaving individuality encouraged citizenism forum.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2968837 akak
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Make me laugh!

Indeedly, Chinese Citizenism citizens as being parangongs of non-offuscationalized roadside defecationalism, judicious caution needs are in stepping on infamous post-dog-wokking roadsides of glorious Middle Kingdom fabled past (and present).

But as they are say, when in Shanghai, do as the Shanghaied do, so ....

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:42 | 2968858 Jendrzejczyk
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"Dog wokking....." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:39 | 2967823 Seasmoke
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who is the guy who wore white......Execute him !

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:41 | 2967827 Non Passaran
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Probably a navy general. In communist China the white wearing official executes you.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:32 | 2968157 Matt
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Chinese Waldo? I found him.

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