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China greets future president Biden
Please Welcome Your New Owners
Tiananman Square renamed Karl Rovian Splat to honor the fat boy who kept Ron Paul from being the Republican candidate and thus delivered four more years of American disfunction.
http://howstupidare.blogspot.com/2012/11/how-stupid-are-karl-rove-and-friends.html
We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity. If that picture were taken here it's would be 99% white males. I don't see any women or minorities or people in wheel chairs there.
Forward. I bet they are happy about their prospects for world domination now that the NWA is back in office in the USA.
Five score ago in a distant galaxy far far away...
And now the Obama Tabernacle Choir praise our fearless leader by singing Handel's Messiah.
Paul Krugman at the gates of Heaven
Xi Jinping : See that fucker in the yellow tie?
Flunkie: Yes, camrade chairman.
Xi Jimping: Firing squad. Shoot low.
"Smaller weenies perhaps, but we have much bigger curtains."
FREEZE AND HE WON'T SEE US!!
Everyone with $3 billion in a Swiss bank account please stand
"YES WE CAN!"
"Democratic party's wet dream"
"$5 bid on the giant hammer and sickle! Going once! Going twice..."
Where's Waldo?
I got pretty hammered last night. Im feeling sickle.
All your curtains are belong to us!
Woman in a dress on the 2nd row from front, near the left edge of the photo, it seems
Chinese have copied the 'token woman' plan from the West
And the people there remember Mao's third wife, Jiang Qing, very powerful tho later arrested, described as leading the 'Gang of Four'
Devil with the blue dress!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPiBnICeKb8&feature=related
"We better invade them now and teach them about racial and gender equity."
Such statements for sure show great wisdom and help explain why americans are loved everywhere.
And .. look <a href="http://www.old-picture.com/mathew-brady-studio/Congress-38th.htm"> here </a>
5 more years of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mickey D's and we will have them washing themselves with a rag on a stick and fully Americanized.
O/T, but does anybody here know anything "Han Dynasty Imperial Jade Carvings"??? We have a guy trying to sell our family some Imperial Jade, claims it's worth millions...
Chinese jade is notorious for being fake, or to put it another way, it's as real as Frank Marshall Davis Jr's birth certificate. Every green rock in every shop in china is sold as real "jay-duh".
Best to run - not walk - from the deal. Buy physical gold.
The Chinese are more partial to pale/white jade.
Me Chinese...me play joke...me put pee-pee in your Coke.
The ILLUMINATI has the CHINESE people by the hair of their heads.......
OT
Spanish Man Torches Local Bank Branch
http://www.diariodeburgos.es/noticia/ZA85A5896-ADBD-2438-183486A320A02E5...
We proudly introduce the 113th United States Congress
ROFLMAO. Everyone can stop posting now. We have a winner.
Winner! Winner! Schezwan Dinner!!
EU not far behind though!
WTF!!!
http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2012/10/23/eu-poster-includes-the-soviet-ha...
These people are going to save prosperity???
Fail!!
Segestan
Hey dude since you can foresee the future with such accuracy how about some stock tips.
Easy one.... buy the CCP.
Perfect representation: few hundred Chicom representatives' net worth matches net worth od 1.3 bn people they represent.
And gold?
That hammer and sickle has a tungsten free delivery status...
The unelected maoist Barroso acting to be some kind of EU "president" is turning green from envy. LOL
CHINESE CITIZENISM!
Make me laugh!
Apparently, in Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is the muchly mattering thing, the crustiest bit of a certain sartorial something.
In Chinese Communist Citizenism, wearing black is a ruling class thing.
Photograph picture showing assemblage entirety of Chinese citizenism middle class communauty in preparingness the voting.
In Chinese citizenism, middle class composes voting class diligently, and voting class endeavors of kingly duties with veracity and outfitted in black much the stylish.
Voting in conjectures is how Chinese citizenism middle class communauty conceal what they are doing. Best of the upward leg period.
"All those in favor of farming the poor, extorting the weak, offuscating the monolization of the speeching means, trolling of anti-establishment online forums, spreading virulent anti-Americanism and blobbing up, please rise."
.
Careful taking of steps much encouraged entering automobiles parked on roadsides upon leaving individuality encouraged citizenism forum.
Make me laugh!
Indeedly, Chinese Citizenism citizens as being parangongs of non-offuscationalized roadside defecationalism, judicious caution needs are in stepping on infamous post-dog-wokking roadsides of glorious Middle Kingdom fabled past (and present).
But as they are say, when in Shanghai, do as the Shanghaied do, so ....
"Dog wokking....." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
who is the guy who wore white......Execute him !
Probably a navy general. In communist China the white wearing official executes you.
Chinese Waldo? I found him.
Whele's Wardo?
Ar frucking rook a-rike
Cannot see anyfing wif zeees squinty eyes.
Two stlike and ro rout
MSG for you!
Albino communists used to be on the endangered species list, guess they are making a comeback.
I believe that's Storm Shadow.
Don't forget to execute the guy who didn't button up his jacket also.
Mao's gay grandson.
Everyone who thinks it's really funny that Western leaders have convinced their masses that sending all of their jobs and technology here to a Communist country with no wage laws will improve their standard of living, stand up.
But there is wage laws. And guess what? 'American' corporations were shown a few years ago to be the first infringers and paying under the minimal wage.
Everything to satisfy the 'american' middle class needs for consumption.
Blobbing-up!
Monolizing the speeching mean!
Offuscation!
Inability to self-indict!
Evasion of the mattering thing, the crustiest bit of it!
AnAnnoyingUs will do everything to satisfy his bigoted need for anti-American defamation. But look hu is calling the wok black ....
Nibbling "Wolf Nipple Chips " TM and giggling.
Country with no wage laws? Sounds like a free market.
looooooooooooooooooooooool
E Pluribus - Fool em
Contest winner.
“A picture is worth ten thousand words.”
And you did it in a second! Banzai. And said it all!
Now that, my friend, is talent! You are the greatest.
The label of communism is an anachronism in the world we now live in.
I'll tell you what is a load of bullshit. All those GE types who claim it is impossible for them to operate in socialist big government America. I'm very sorry to report they are the biggest lying fuckety fucks you will ever find. All that really concerns them is a cheap wage and the availability of goon squads. Paperwork and red tape is a minor nuisance to be handled by lawyers and accountants.
On top of it all, they constantly have to worry about the foreign corrupt practices act.
So tell us Jeff Immelt, why does GE love moving jobs to "Communist China"?
>Paperwork and red tape is a minor nuisance to be handled by lawyers and accountants.
Also, they are there to block any innovative startup to come from behind.
These lawyers are actually doing something, unlike the ones that spend all their time drafting and billing reams of boilerplate SEC filings that never get read because they are written to be opaque.
Bullseye, Banzai. Immelt can just as easily operate here. And Jeffrey starts with a pal in the White House.
As bad as it is in the US, it is just a load of nothing compared to all the bureaucracy and permitting you have to deal with to operate in China.
@williambanzai7
Your words are as potent as your pictures; you shall be our leader, cometh the revolution.
Prescient. Thanks, WB.
ur brilliant wb7!
an absolute ray of sunshine spawning laughter in the dark & dismal world we live in.
I'm happy to be able to make people smile while exposing the rotten ugly truth. ;-)
This particular subject really irks me because I constantly listen to people who want to or already do business in China. It has absolutely nothing to do with escaping the socialist business constraints of operating the US.
It has everything to do with hunting for profit margins and low cost labor. I suppose China will eventually price itself out of certain segments and the business will migrate to SE Asia (for example Myanmar) and Africa...yes Africa.
Indonesia's economy apparently grew very nicely this past year and the Phillipines are once again drawing commercial attention. Thailand is where Japan Inc prefers to operate. These are jobs that will never ever migrate back to the US and it has nothing to do with our political system.
"...The United States is a Pacific power and we are here to stay...", so he is
"...not just talking the talk, but walking the walk."
As the Trans-Pacific Partnership taking hold, he's off to Mynamar.
Here's a summary of what transpired in and after his last AP trip.
http://www.mahbubani.net/articles%20about%20dean/The%20United%20States%20is%20back%20in%20the%20Asia-Pacific.pdf
Another line drawn in the sand?
Clever Americans. Your "electronic voting technology" is a pretty good joke. HA! HA! HA!
For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever.
Is that the DNC?
No, it's Neo-Con headquarters.
Not exactly. This is where they all meet after the elections for coke and hookers.
And here I thought that was Bohemian Grove.
And here I was thinking the Fed had finally listened to Ben's interior decorating advice.
No, Ben would have ordered golden curtains --- purely, of course, out of tradition.
hahah! NO, its the RNC. With all the their thuggish tactics and rule changing, it's most definitely the RNC or Rupert Murdoch's Christmas party for the Fox propagandists. See all the red?? ;)
You should move to Cali! It's gonna be awesome here in a few years after the democratic Party gets done. Plus they will need people as the rich and small business owners leave in droves for Texas.
Didn't know how many fox 'news' viewers perused the comment section of ZH. Silly person, the Dems and Reps are the same party, wake up!
They are better off not knowing the Neo-Cons are Trotskyites. This way they can vote for Romney over Obama because, you know.....because.
Yep. I like to call them Mittiots or Breitbartarians, either way they are destroying this country. Honestly, have been on ZH for a couple of years and didn't know the Fox bunch would read stuff here, you'd think the articles posted would challenge their core beliefs to the point they would have to go back over to the fox comment section and get amped up on war, you know.
It's funny, at 1st glance the hammer-sickle looked a bit like the EU's icon.
Anyway, it's clear from the picture that the right side of the isle has no respect for the enlightened party on the left side of the isle, or the other way, or something.
The Romulans have invaded the neutral zone. Commander, I demand we intercept!
Technically you enter the neutral zone. Try invading the Mississippi sometime.
Good point.. :)
I think you meant to write "The Romneyans have invaded the neural dead zone."
So they finally decided to be honest, and redecorated the US House of Representatives accordingly?
No, that's the state capitol in Sacramento.
But thanks for playing! ;-)
MOAR phr33 moneyz plzz!
"Oh-E-Oh! Ee-ooooooooo-Oh."
Barry's 2013 State of the Union address...."USSA USSA USSA..." (doesn't have quite the same ring to it)
Where's Comrade Waldo?
Still does not 'american' symbolism. Lady Liberty and all...
Paper the proud damage as squalor smiles on cabbage, Marching Mao and all ....
Ok.. that was for the side of labor farce.
How would you depict in one picture capital farce on the other side of this magnetic field?
That's how many socialists it takes to change a light bulb.
No, they prefer to remain in the dark.
None. Owning a light bulb is now a felony...
Well atleast the ex-Soviet interior decorators aren't out of a job in this economy.
New drapes in the White House ?
Look in the back row on the right and you can see Obama.
What, no confetti?
Now being seated, the 113th United States Congress.
Moochelle: Oh Barack.. I JUST LOVE what you've done witih the place...
Nice to see Obama's Cabinet and the Federal Reserve Board all in one photo. Chairman Bernanke bucked the trend and is in the "Little Drummer Boy" suit in the bottom left in light of the coming holiday season.
"Help Us Stamp Out Sound Sleep."
"BBBY met earnings this quarter solely due to the drapery contract."
"The choir is practicing Christmas carols and also preparing for this year's production of 'It's A Charlie Brown Christmas'."
WE BUILT THAT!
Rule #7 of Animal Farm (as ammended by Napoleon):
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Now would someone please pass the black truffle sauce? The arugula on my linguini porcini is beginning to wilt.
And in other news, leaders of the Chinese Communist Party donned western style business attire and assembled on a festive red and green stage to celebrate the Christmas holiday and display their relaxed and friendly disposition to the formerly free west.
The Chinese Constitution (yes, they have one) actually sounds pretty good if you read it fast. Everything is allowed as long as it doesn't harm "The People".
They all watching a ping pong match right?
We're all Keynesians now!
or
If you plan on buying an American as a house servant please rise.
Intriguing, Mr. Geithner. Do go on, we won't chuckle this time.
(Last time they even remotely donned hanfu was at an APEC summit, yes ?)
Looks like the set for a new "Doctor No" movie.
Non bene imperat, nisi qui paruerit imperio...
Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got.
Comrade, it's all about the means of production, e.g. iphone and uh printing press.
" Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got. "
How about a clenched fist raising an Obama-phone?
Hammer, Sickle, Rubber Bands
We'll swap the debt for your farm lands
NO! We stick with the 5 year plan, we can't have anything as radical as the U.S. 4 year plan that those poor devils don't even know about!
USA Poverty And Food Distibution Czar Panel
Can not post cyrillics unfortunately.
Sleva molot, sprava serp, eto nash sovetskii gerb. Hochesh sei, a hochesh kui - vse ravno poluchish HUI!
http://masteroff.org/38924.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYU40R2qrWs
Michelle's new Christmas ornament?
Would the owner of cusip# 9127952K6 please report to the US Treasury auction? Your counterparty is waiting. Thank You.
So that's what happened to the Vienna Boys Choir once they reached adulthood.
Didn't like their music, certainly don't like their politics.
Where da white women at?
The US is becoming more socialist daily. The public unions are in complete control in California.
Alright everybody. When that crazy fucking Kenyan comes in, everybody stick out your hand and then pull it away.
where's Warner Oland?
YES!
The DNC will now come to order...
FORWARD SOVIET!
There aint no party,
Like a communist party,
Cuz a communist party don't stop!
...you did not know everybody in Communist Party rucky at Bingo?
Oh yes. The prize? You not know this eeder? You win one Child Abortion until you have boy. Not many have Blue Dress Lady. She most rucky lady. We use her to have affair with your CIA Director. Very rucky asset for us in Libya effort.
No, rumor has it she not boom boom long time, we use her because she rook rike man in dress. Oh yes, we saw Rainbow Flag Officer White House Window dress like big dick in middle of Mall filled with million men. Did you not notice Chinese eyes on Martin? Ha haa, they strive to be as rucky at Bingo.
Yes, reelection make very easy for us to get them to still shop at Great Wal Mart of China. We give new name to effort, code name ''Blue Light Special''. We steal from K Mart.
Yes Mr. Dimon, not every ting fo ebber, the sky will fall. We turned 008 in Turkey. We call him PS2112, AKA Phamtom Solstice 2012.
Oh! What? No not him just ''oh'!!! ...as in ''that reminds me''! Let's not do your stupid ''Hu's on first'' for five minutes again shall we James, I have zero interest in it. I was just going to say I never thanked you in person for the Favorite Nation Cantor Fitzgerald clean up.
Good bye, hee hee he, Mr. ''Bond''. Blah ha haa haa...
OK, who farted, Wu was that Hu?
" we're all individuals "
(lonely voice at the back)
"I'm not!"
Where have you been?
Me? Just trying to stay chilled and waiting patiently for this shitshow to come crashing down. Not long to go now, I reckon, the cracks are widening. But yeah, I stay low on the radar these days...like most of the "old timers" it seems. Also, discussions tend to be less in-depth than they once were. Now, its like they are all tweets. I think I'm sounding jaded, perhaps I am!
Communist China didn’t build that! It appears that expatriate American industrial might is alive and well.
I suppose we should all begin to practice endurance clapping.
Caption all you want, but your iPhones and -pads came from here.
saw that Foxconn wants to open plants in Deeetroit and Cleeeveland.