Caption Contest: Communist China

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It appears communism is alive and well. Coming to a '5 year plan'-sponsored KolHoz near you.

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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967900 akak
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Paper the proud damage as squalor smiles on cabbage, Marching Mao and all ....

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:58 | 2967884 Goatboy
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Ok.. that was for the side of labor farce.

How would you depict in one picture capital farce on the other side of this magnetic field?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 13:58 | 2967887 e-man
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That's how many socialists it takes to change a light bulb.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:00 | 2967892 malalingua
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No, they prefer to remain in the dark.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967896 Hulk
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None. Owning a light bulb is now a felony...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:02 | 2967898 Martdin
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Well atleast the ex-Soviet interior decorators aren't out of a job in this economy.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:05 | 2967907 Winston Churchill
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New drapes in the White House ?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:05 | 2967909 orangegeek
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Look in the back row on the right and you can see Obama.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:08 | 2967913 Yen Cross
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What, no confetti?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:09 | 2967916 TheAlchemist
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Now being seated, the 113th United States Congress.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:11 | 2967920 UGrev
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Moochelle:  Oh Barack.. I JUST LOVE what you've done witih the place...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:14 | 2967922 IridiumRebel
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Nice to see Obama's Cabinet and the Federal Reserve Board all in one photo. Chairman Bernanke bucked the trend and is in the "Little Drummer Boy" suit in the bottom left in light of the coming holiday season. 

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:16 | 2967930 Keystone Speculator
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"Help Us Stamp Out Sound Sleep."

"BBBY met earnings this quarter solely due to the drapery contract."

"The choir is practicing Christmas carols and also preparing for this year's production of 'It's A Charlie Brown Christmas'."

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:18 | 2967937 JR
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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:23 | 2967950 sunaJ
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Rule #7 of Animal Farm (as ammended by Napoleon):

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.


Now would someone please pass the black truffle sauce?  The arugula on my linguini porcini is beginning to wilt.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:26 | 2967960 Manthong
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And in other news, leaders of the Chinese Communist Party donned western style business attire and assembled on a festive red and green stage to celebrate the Christmas holiday and display their relaxed and friendly disposition to the formerly free west.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:27 | 2967963 Mark Wilson
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The Chinese Constitution (yes, they have one) actually sounds pretty good if you read it fast. Everything is allowed as long as it doesn't harm "The People".  

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:28 | 2967965 jumbo maverick
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They all watching a ping pong match right?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:32 | 2967966 Temporalist
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We're all Keynesians now!


If you plan on buying an American as a house servant please rise.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:36 | 2967985 magpie
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Intriguing, Mr. Geithner. Do go on, we won't chuckle this time.

(Last time they even remotely donned hanfu was at an APEC summit, yes ?)

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:43 | 2968014 Silverhog
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Looks like the set for a new "Doctor No"  movie.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:44 | 2968019 Cthonic
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Non bene imperat, nisi qui paruerit imperio...

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:47 | 2968030 Silverhog
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Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got.  

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:53 | 2968043 magpie
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Comrade, it's all about the means of production, e.g. iphone and uh printing press.

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 08:41 | 2969474 mjcOH1
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" Hammer and Cycle is getting old. They need a Hope & Change kind of shit like we got. "


How about a clenched fist raising an Obama-phone?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:58 | 2968392 James-Morrison
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Hammer, Sickle, Rubber Bands

We'll swap the debt for your farm lands

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:49 | 2968033 optimator
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NO!   We stick with the 5 year plan, we can't have anything as radical as the U.S. 4 year plan that those poor devils don't even know about!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 14:54 | 2968044 JackT
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USA Poverty And Food Distibution Czar Panel

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:04 | 2968063 drB
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Can not post cyrillics unfortunately.

Sleva molot, sprava serp, eto nash sovetskii gerb. Hochesh sei, a hochesh kui - vse ravno poluchish HUI!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2968064 Hangfire
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Michelle's new Christmas ornament?  

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 07:58 | 2968081 Mercury
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Would the owner of cusip# 9127952K6 please report to the US Treasury auction?  Your counterparty is waiting. Thank You.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:12 | 2968103 tigsman
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So that's what happened to the Vienna Boys Choir once they reached adulthood.

Didn't like their music, certainly don't like their politics.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:16 | 2968113 tigsman
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Where da white women at?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:20 | 2968123 yogibear
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The US is becoming more socialist daily. The public unions are in complete control in California.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:29 | 2968147 mjcOH1
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Alright everybody.   When that crazy fucking Kenyan comes in, everybody stick out your hand and then pull it away.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:30 | 2968153 phraseshifter
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where's   Warner Oland?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 21:32 | 2968948 knukles
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Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:39 | 2968186 Chuck Walla
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The DNC will now come to order...



Sat, 11/10/2012 - 15:42 | 2968198 Matt
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There aint no party,

Like a communist party,

Cuz a communist party don't stop!


Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:42 | 2968288 BlackholeDivestment
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Oh yes. The prize? You not know this eeder? You win one Child Abortion until you have boy. Not many have Blue Dress Lady. She most rucky lady. We use her to have affair with your CIA Director. Very rucky asset for us in Libya effort.

No, rumor has it she not boom boom long time, we use her because she rook rike man in dress. Oh yes, we saw Rainbow Flag Officer White House Window dress like big dick in middle of Mall filled with million men. Did you not notice Chinese eyes on Martin? Ha haa, they strive to be as rucky at Bingo.

Yes, reelection make very easy for us to get them to still shop at Great Wal Mart of China. We give new name to effort, code name ''Blue Light Special''. We steal from K Mart. 

Yes Mr. Dimon, not every ting fo ebber, the sky will fall. We turned 008 in Turkey. We call him PS2112, AKA Phamtom Solstice 2012. 

Oh! What? No not him just ''oh'!!! in ''that reminds me''! Let's not do your stupid ''Hu's on first'' for five minutes again shall we James, I have zero interest in it. I was just going to say I never thanked you in person for the Favorite Nation Cantor Fitzgerald clean up.

Good bye, hee hee he, Mr. ''Bond''. Blah ha haa haa... 


Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2968292 nowhereman
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OK, who farted, Wu was that Hu?

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 16:34 | 2968335 savagegoose
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" we're all individuals "

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 19:47 | 2968773 saulysw
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(lonely voice at the back)

"I'm not!"

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2968848 Jendrzejczyk
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Where have you been?

Sun, 11/11/2012 - 05:07 | 2969357 saulysw
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Me? Just trying to stay chilled and waiting patiently for this shitshow to come crashing down. Not long to go now, I reckon, the cracks are widening. But yeah, I stay low on the radar these most of the "old timers" it seems. Also, discussions tend to be less in-depth than they once were. Now, its like they are all tweets. I think I'm sounding jaded, perhaps I am!

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:21 | 2968445 windcatcher
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Communist China didn’t build that! It appears that expatriate American industrial might is alive and well.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 17:26 | 2968454 bugs_
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I suppose we should all begin to practice endurance clapping.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 18:12 | 2968567 Martel
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Caption all you want, but your iPhones and -pads came from here.

Sat, 11/10/2012 - 23:44 | 2969135 lamont cranston
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saw that Foxconn wants to open plants in Deeetroit and Cleeeveland. 

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