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Elmo Puppeteer On Leave Following Child Molestation Accusations

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First the BBC, then CIA, then Lockheed... and now Elmo!? AP reports, that: "The puppeteer who performs as Elmo on "Sesame Street" is taking a leave of absence from the popular kids' show in the wake of allegations that he had a relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Sesame Workshop said puppeteer Kevin Clash denies the charges, which were first made in June by the alleged partner, who by then was 23. "We took the allegation very seriously and took immediate action," Sesame Workshop said in a statement issued Monday. "We met with the accuser twice and had repeated communications with him. We met with Kevin, who denied the accusation."" And yes, it appears that even for those who have their hand up Elmo all day long, nothing is sacred any more. The silver lining: Kevin Clash was not scheduled to testify on Benghazi.

From AP:

The organization said its investigation found the allegation of underage conduct to be unsubstantiated. But it said Clash exercised "poor judgment" and was disciplined for violating company policy regarding Internet usage. It offered no details.


"I had a relationship with (the accuser)," Clash told TMZ. "It was between two consenting adults and I am deeply saddened that he is trying to make it into something it was not."


At his request, Clash has been granted a leave of absence in order to "protect his reputation," Sesame Workshop said.


No further explanation was provided, nor was the duration of his leave specified.


"Elmo is bigger than any one person and will continue to be an integral part of 'Sesame Street' to engage, educate and inspire children around the world, as it has for 40 years," Sesame Workshop said in its statement.


"Sesame Street" is currently in production, but other puppeteers are prepared to fill in for Clash during his absence, according to a person close to the show who spoke on condition of anonymity because that person was not authorized to publicly discuss details about the show's production.


"Elmo will still be a part of the shows being produced," that person said.

If nothing else, this latest episode of America being unable to hold it in its pants (potentially illegally) certainly gives "Big Bird" (whose funding is now safe) a very different context...


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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:56 | 2972889 Tinky
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Tickle me?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:57 | 2972894 francis_sawyer
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on 2nd thought... DON'T...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:10 | 2972978 TruthInSunshine
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Elmo expected alleged routine prostate exams from Tom Stolper of Goldman Sachs or various JP Morgan analysts, but even Elmo grew skeptical of daily anal examinations by Kevin Clash, who unlike employees of Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, The New York Branch of the Federal Reserve, or editorialists for The New York Times, is not licensed to commit sodomy.


Elmo will never fall for the "look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle," or the "we feel GroupOn offers compelling value at what equals its IPO-day intraday low" scam again.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:32 | 2972997 knukles
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The new busy comment:

"I'm up to my elbows in assholes."

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:38 | 2973129 redpill
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You didn't molest that!

In candy factories they tell the workers they can eat as much of the product as they want because they know they will quickly tire of eating so many sweets.

Too bad that doesn't work with child molestors.  I guess Sandusky is getting a room mate.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:41 | 2973173 spentCartridge
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What about brewery workers?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:54 | 2973233 Popo
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Not that it's not criminal... but I believe the term for this act is "Underage sex" and not "Child molestation".  

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:00 | 2973255 redpill
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Can't wait for the "Elmo is HIV positive" episode on Sesame Street

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:11 | 2973292 knukles
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And what ObamaDon'tCare ain't gonna do about it.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:20 | 2973328 MillionDollarBogus_
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Does the left hand know what the right hand is doing...???

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:23 | 2973333 Bastiat
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Elmo's gonna need therapy.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:30 | 2973363 fourchan
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surprise surprise

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:37 | 2973400 SAT 800
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"Laughter is the best medicine", according to the Readers' Digest.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:43 | 2973427 DaveyJones
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Come and play
Everything's A-OK

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 19:34 | 2974450 A Lunatic
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Brokeback Elmo..........

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:40 | 2973414 SAT 800
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I look forward to seeing your posts; you get off some good ones.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:36 | 2973624 Dixie Rect
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He thought it was Diddle me Elmo

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:39 | 2973836 eatthebanksters
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You know there is a cover up going on....Big Bird definitely knew what was up!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:58 | 2973249 12ToothAssassin
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Is he also a member of CFR?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:14 | 2973308 redpill
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I think in the Samuel Adams corporate offices they are still allowed to drink on the job.  The actual brewery workers though can't due to safety/product quality issues.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:33 | 2973379 SAT 800
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!! LOL. Well, apparently it was a children's show with an "adult" under-current, so to speak.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:11 | 2973000 Precious
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I did not have sex with that muppet.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:31 | 2973112 Fidel Sarcastro
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"I did not have sex with that muppet."...correct, the government did it for you.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:22 | 2973070 vast-dom
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grown men playing with muppets all day......anyone expect anything less than rape charges, dropped? 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:39 | 2973158 redpill
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NEVER trust anyone who refers to themselves in the third person.

This includes Elmo and Bob Dole.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:44 | 2973429 SAT 800
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I've found that's a pretty good principle; also of course, I agree with your two examples. When George, (mental cripple) Bush referred to himself as "the decider"; I groaned to think what had become of our nation. But then I didn't know about the Kenyan poster boy for early term abortions yet.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 19:28 | 2974435 redpill
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I don't understand why some of these crotchety free thinkers don't like choosing between Team DeadBaby and Team EndlessWar

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:00 | 2973489 kliguy38
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but but......watta bout "Turd Ferguson"

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:03 | 2973500 DaveyJones
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at least Dole has Alzheimers as a defense 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:42 | 2973838 eatthebanksters
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I heard Kermit is going down for abusing Miss Piggy...btw, if this turns out to be true I hope they either into population or in a cell with Jerry Sandusky.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 18:56 | 2974309 CaptainObvious
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This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.  You have to wonder about a man who spends years getting paid to stick his hand up a little boy Muppet's ass all day long.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:12 | 2972980 Precious
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Here's how America can clean up its entertainment:

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:58 | 2972900 knukles
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Gives new meaning to fisting.



And a really bad visual..............

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972938 Cheesy Bastard
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"Elmo is bigger than any one person...

Unfortunate choice of words.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:46 | 2973441 SAT 800
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Hey, he was a hand pupeteer; what did you'all expect.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:17 | 2973038 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:24 | 2973067 TruthInSunshine
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When Cookie Monster is done, he's very unambigous about it.

Poor Elmo. Everyone is taking a shot at him these days. It's entirely possible Sesame Street is sex-trafficking him.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:35 | 2973134 williambanzai7
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BTW, we live in a time when one can google Elmo Sex Tape knowing, with the highest degree of confidence, that something like this will turn up in the search results.

This is what we have invented in the US. ;-)

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:54 | 2973153 TruthInSunshine
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Yes. I found this after you posted it on TMZ's website, and there's a new & disgusting definition of "milk'n'cookies" at Urban Dictionary now.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 19:22 | 2974421 Cathartes Aura
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porn culture, working as intended. . .

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:48 | 2973210 TideFighter
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I'm tired of these Justin Bieber stories.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:03 | 2973263 Chuck Walla
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:12 | 2973535 SAT 800
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"elmo is bigger than any one person--" ?? Oh, really. Now, that's interesting.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:41 | 2973841 Rathmullan
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romney was right about one thing: pull the plug on the pedophiles (cept "Big Bird")

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 18:49 | 2974293 August
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Let me asssure you that the Sesame Street Workshop, and affiliates, take the homosexual age of consent very seriously.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:57 | 2972893 orca
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Mitt was on to something.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:16 | 2973316 ebworthen
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The release of this story delayed so as not to affect Big Bird voters.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:23 | 2973332 redpill
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It's official, the government sponsors child molestation.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:02 | 2973496 Supernova Born
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Elmo's other world.

Bring out the "bird".

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 18:59 | 2974324 CaptainObvious
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That's not news to any Penn State alumni.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:58 | 2972903 Mugatu
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I got news for you - this story is gonna get bigger.  I have it from a strong source that Big Bird was there too!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:00 | 2972916 knukles
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He's down for The Count.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:14 | 2973025 CrazyCooter
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Three, three-some ... Ah Ah Ah AH!



Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:18 | 2973047 CrimsonAvenger
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Today's episode is brought to you by the letters K and Y.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:17 | 2973318 ParkAveFlasher
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Makes you wonder what skeletons got buried with the Count.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:16 | 2973561 SokPOTUS
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and the numbers 6 and 9.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 17:28 | 2974013 machineh
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Yum, peanut butter and Kentucky Jelly!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:45 | 2973064 TeamDepends
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deleted  Damn you CrimsonAvenger!!!!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:33 | 2973816 Offthebeach
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The Swedish Chiefs sticky fingerprints are all over this.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:08 | 2972986 msmith9962
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And there has been a salmonella outbreak on "the Street"

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:17 | 2973042 spastic_colon
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 "We took the allegation very seriously and took immediate action,"   Lets see 23-16 = immediate.....yeah i can see that, same math Penn State used.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:45 | 2973198 williambanzai7
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But not Miss Piggy, she was with Blankfein.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:55 | 2973236 Silver Garbage Man
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Miss piggy is too busy managing her silver shorts.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:23 | 2973335 blabam
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Fuckin' A mate!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:11 | 2973755 NotApplicable
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That's what Elmo said!

Protip: punctuation is your friend.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:16 | 2973315 catacl1sm
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The real questions are, "What did he know, and when did he know it?"

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:59 | 2972905 francis_sawyer
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ALL the "puppetteers" on Wall St. & "K" Street are perverts...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:24 | 2972975 john39
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look at the Savile scandal...  power and child rape go hand in hand...  have for a long time.   just part of serving molach.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 19:02 | 2974337 CaptainObvious
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Well, look on the good least we know know why Wall Street refers to us all as "muppets".

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:00 | 2972912 LoneStarHog
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Maybe if this puppeteer put his hand up Obozo's ass it would prevent him from bowing to every damn foreigner.  Hey, Obozo, if you claim to represent me, STAND UP STRAIGHT, you SOB!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:03 | 2972948 earnyermoney
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No room to get his hand up O's ass. He needs to tell Soros to remove his fist first.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2972918 Calls and Putz
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You'd think putting his fist up Elmo's ass would be enough of a thrill. 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972933 knukles
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We all must give thanks for the New Monday Twisted Humor tradition being established.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:00 | 2972921 fuu
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I rarely bitch about content but seriously?!?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:11 | 2973001 francis_sawyer
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Please don't tell me that you're pining for more hard hitting economic [man on the floor] Art Cashin fluff pieces...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:13 | 2973015 fuu
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Only if it is followed by Gimperman, Aziz, and Simon Black.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:40 | 2973168 francis_sawyer
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LOL ~ A "Yahtzee" like that would almost be unfathomable... But to your point ~ refer to the NEXT thread...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:11 | 2973005 Miss Expectations
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Are you saying you'd prefer something more graphic?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:15 | 2973028 fuu
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A chart of Elmo Doll sales overlaid with molestation allegations of the past would have been too much?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:42 | 2973182 knukles
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Suspecting all Elmo collectors...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:47 | 2973185 francis_sawyer
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don't forget the 3-D charts... After all ~ "we're supposed to be professionals here"...


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:15 | 2973545 DaveyJones
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Actually a sick, twisted man behind the cute, colorful public character is a perfect analogy for our system 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:23 | 2973592 SAT 800
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Actually, you're 100% correct.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:13 | 2973761 NotApplicable
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Hey, it's Elmo's World. The rest of us just get to live here.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2972925 slaughterer
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What a corrupt, perverted, sick and a-moral world we have built for ourselves. 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:08 | 2972982 francis_sawyer
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You're so right... Now how are my stocks doing today?...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:40 | 2973171 knukles
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Getting stuffed

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:43 | 2973189 francis_sawyer
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Well played, sir...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:13 | 2973299 q99x2
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Don't include me I didn't work to build nothing. I won't work. But I'm pushing bitcoin as the currency for a new digital democracy project that will replace the NWO when it collapses or simply will supercede it.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2972927 Dr. Engali
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You got to wonder when the guy makes a career out of sticking his hand up somethings ass.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:06 | 2972961 Ms. Erable
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Soros and Buffet seem to make a good living doing the same thing with the flesh-clad variety of puppet.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:07 | 2972968 Dr. Engali
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:18 | 2973048 JonNadler
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leave Becky out of this !!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:43 | 2973658 SokPOTUS
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She's gotta know those two old pervs are just sitting there salivating...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:07 | 2972972 knukles
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Some of us older guys will remember the good olde days when a proctoscopic exam was done with a big chrome tube inserted into ya when you were on a funky table with your butt straight up in the air.  Damned things looked like periscopes, were huge and hurt like hell.

One of my more twisted buds was right in the middle of getting an exam and just like with the dentists, they make chit chat with you whilst having a tube up your arse...

So my bud, right in the middle of the excruciating pain, asks the doc what he found most rewarding about his job....

Not a good idea.

Kinda like voting for Obie

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:38 | 2973151 StychoKiller
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My wife used to call the device the "silver stallion"

Just glad that medicine has moved beyond that. I was anesthetized.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:42 | 2973655 Oldballplayer
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Oh yeah, the good ole days. 

Now my female urologist lubes up her finger, pokes around, then tosses me a towel and says, "Clean yourself up."

Some guys pay a lot more than my $15 copay for such fun.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 17:27 | 2974007 Zymurguy
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Can I get your Dr.'s phone number?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972931 Money Squid
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Weekend Tyler went off the reservation. How is the related to the serious global and national financial problems that we face and are interested in?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:08 | 2972974 dwdollar
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Just another morally bankrupt social program doing it's part to financially bankrupt what's left of this morally bankrupt shell of a nation-state. Nothing to see here... rally on.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:08 | 2972976 knukles
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:12 | 2973011 pods
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Because you will be burnt up focusing on that shit all the time.


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:13 | 2973016 spinone
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PBS, your tax dollars at work.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:17 | 2973039 CrazyCooter
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:13 | 2973018 slaughterer
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Would appreciate an analyis of the Beazer Homes earnings over this Elmo story.  Guess it is a slow day.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:24 | 2973076 Tyler Durden
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That's what your Goldman360 is for (who are axed both to buy and sell). But since you are too lazy to pull it up, here it is:

Beazer Homes reported 4QFY12 EPS of $(2.82) vs. our and consensus estimates of ($1.24) and (1.82), respectively. Adjusted for debt extinguishment charges of $42.4mn, EPS was $(1.02).


Overall: Results were positive on sales, EPS and margins, but below expectations on orders. Given that Beazer is in the midst of an operational turnaround, the margin out performance (which also aided the EPS beat) is encouraging.


Orders: Orders at 1,110 (+13 y/y) were below our and consensus estimates of +49% y/y and +22% y/y, as sequential reduction in community count and less than anticipated absorption likely led to the shortfall from consensus expectations.


Margins: Margins of 11.6% were better than our and consensus estimates of 10.2% and 10.6%, respectively.


We expect shares to perform inline with the group given the margin beat and orders miss. We maintain our Neutral rating.

And now you know everything there is to know about Beazer, and the housing market, which is perfectly self-sustaining, unsupported by foreclosure stuffing, and/or $40 billion in MBS purchases every month.

In other news, feel free to continue "analyzing" a perfectly broken and manipulated market. Also, never, ever flip coins and buy stocks.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:39 | 2973135 knukles
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He just got Elmo'd

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:49 | 2973436 francis_sawyer
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Figures... 'Muppets' hang on every GS press release...


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:41 | 2973179 Money Squid
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The US prints dollars, spends those dollars to buy oil from OPEC countries, who are supposed to use their surplus profits to buy US debt. If these OPEC countries are now buying gold with their excess dollars then their dollars are not going into US debt, so the Fed has to vacuum up this portion of US debt purchases in addtion to its buying to keep rates down and give give the appearance of US debt as a safe haven. With the OPEC dollars going into gold and other currencies (China Russia currency swaps) how will we be able to tell the rate at which dollars are begining to flood (dumped) into the market instead of US debt. As the flow increases would this be the primary signal that the dollar has entered the final phase and is begining its plummet to Zimbabwe land?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 16:57 | 2973889 NotApplicable
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We now return to our ongoing coverage of Elmogate...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 17:15 | 2973952 Pairadimes
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:34 | 2973123 blunderdog
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This was from the "Perez Hilton" Tyler.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972934 Ostapuk Ivano
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Is big bird ok?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972935 booboo
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Kevin thought is was normal to put his hand up the little guys ass.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:02 | 2972939 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Elmo likes hand up his ass

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:03 | 2972944 meatball
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You want to see the Elmo in my pants?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2972950 Rainman
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Grown men running around as clowns and puppeteers give me the creeps. Somebody had to say it. 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:04 | 2972953 Schmuck Raker
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Netanyahu false flag excuse to bomb the Arab Sesame Street.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:05 | 2972957 xtop23
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i wonder if he works at the squid at night. sounds like hed fit right in.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:18 | 2972958 orangedrinkandchips
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my bad, forgot the first part


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:07 | 2972973 Joe moneybags
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Let Drudge dredge this stuff up, not ZH.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2972985 pods
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Elmo's got mail!  Oh look, a subpoena!


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2972989 HurricaneSeason
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Don't worry about it Elmo, Penn state needs a coach.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2972994 ziggy59
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One Wonders if this is payback from Bigbird giving Oh, the Littlebird?

In this country we are guilty until proven innocent...since becoming Bizarro World

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:11 | 2973010 spinone
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I thought the muppets were getting fucked.  Now they're doing the fucking?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:14 | 2973019 B2u
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Why did Big Bird spend so much time at the White House.  What is Obama not telling us?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:16 | 2973034 buzzsaw99
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He can always go to work for the TSA.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:16 | 2973035 Yen Cross
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Is it just me? Kevin and Elmo look like they share some common "genealogy"...

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:24 | 2973077 buzzsaw99
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tickle me elmo. :snark:

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:17 | 2973037 Seasmoke
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you want to steal money, go where the money want to fuck little boys, go where the children are......SO SIMPLE !

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:38 | 2973154 knukles
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No wonder I got hurt in the Green Bay locker room.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:20 | 2973059 ZeroPoint
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No Child's Behind Left!


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:21 | 2973061 mrmister
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Sesame street to big to fail.

This is not the muppet you are looking for. Move along.

They will pin it on peanuts the puppet to cover for elmo.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:22 | 2973062 mrmister
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:23 | 2973071 blunderdog
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Bah.  If the boy was 16, that's hardly "child molestation." 

That's more a rape (or possibly statutory rape) scenario.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:51 | 2973460 SAT 800
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In Hawaii the legal consent age is 14; if the dude was 16; I would say, seriously; it's one of those ridiculous made-up government laws. A 16 year old is old enough to decide if he likes something or not; the "law" just provides an opportunity to play "victim" and get free publicity; both disturbingly popular elements in our degenerate "culture".

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 15:40 | 2973648 blunderdog
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"Child molestation" is a horrible thing, and it's really irresponsible to throw the word around lightly.  This whole "article" is just click-bait.

I see very little reason for statutory rape legislation, but it's pretty popular nationwide.  The age of consent varies a good bit from state to state.  In NYS it's 17.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:23 | 2973072 falak pema
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this pedophilia fever looks like sexual derivatives play; all concentrated in specialised professions alike the financial derivatives scam : priesthood, media barons, politicians.

Obviously to appeal to young adolescents you have to be media merchant and your image impeccable; or man of god & state.

Innocence is bliss as they say, until it hits you like Jaws. 


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:23 | 2973075 Atlantis Consigliore
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C-c-c-can't we call just Fraud and F----k  along?  LOL.

Elections, YUP,  elections have consequences.  under the desk, and with puppetty of the penis.

Audits anyone?   giggle,  anybody want a Futures position on it?

Collar it,  lol....

Oh promise me, not to...


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:27 | 2973095 Sweet Chicken
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I didn't know Kevin Clash worked for JPM?! Interesting, it appears they take fisting the muppetts seriously. 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:33 | 2973119 overmedicatedun...
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pea we herman at least like adult porn..these self important jerks at PBS wish they had showers at penn state-just looking at the likes of moyers et al and you get the heebeejeebees if you are not half stoned. pediaphile by the state= PBS.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:34 | 2973126 Winston Churchill
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What a down low post.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:35 | 2973128 slackrabbit
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maybe it was actualy elmo.....who would beieve im?

it smile time ;-)

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:40 | 2973160 ThisIsBob
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What about Elmo?  Is anybody thinking about Elmo?

Did he do anything to Elmo?

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:40 | 2973165 Mad Mohel
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"....relationship with a 16-year-old boy."  

That's considered a relationship now? Sick.

I bet $50 that puppet reeks of fear and lube.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:48 | 2973170 “Rebellion to t...
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Muppet or not, only solution for any sexual predator is death upon conviction.

Every state in the country must consider:

In times of economic hardship, consider any and all revenue streams.

Build a gallows.

Sell television per view or commercial broadcast revenue.

Ideal place/time  to carry out said execution is on Saturday, late morning, in any public square.  (Draws a lot more people)

Hang 'em high for all to see!

Bring the family!

*Posting shortly on how to deal with banksters, corrupt crony capitalists/politicos, murderers, and purse snatchers!!!


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:47 | 2973204 kralizec
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Hey, Elmo and Muhammad have something in common with Sandusky!  Who would have thought that?!


Mon, 11/12/2012 - 13:51 | 2973206 Totentänzerlied
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16 is the age of consent in many states and countries - and was the age at which most females were married (if not earlier) through most of post-classical European history and elsewhere in the same time period, and the age difference was often 20, 30, or even 40 years. 

 I find it doubtful that TMZ has a problem with homosexuality (the ZH crowd is a different and more reactionary matter but I pay such ironically Christian bigotry no mind) so what exactly is the big motherfucking deal here? 

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:05 | 2973270 Toolshed
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Doesn't appear that it's being made out to  be a "big deal" here to me. Just another story. However it appears that "thou dost protest too much" and are making some rather unrealistic assumptions based on the rather thin facts that are presented. Get hold of yourself man.......or whatever flavor you happen to be. I don't think most of us care really. I know I don't.

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