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Guest Post: 1000% Inflation?

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Submitted by John Aziz of Azizonomics blog,

UBS’ Larry Hatheway — who once issued some fairly sane advice when he recommended the purchase of tinned goods and small calibre firearms in the case of a Euro collapse — thinks 1000% inflation could be beneficial:

When 1000% inflation can be desirable

In fact, the costs associated with inflation (price change) are less than commonly supposed. There is the famous “sticker price cost” – the cost of constantly changing price labels – but in a world of electronic displays and web based ordering this is not a serious economic cost (in fact, it never was). To take an extreme position, one can make the economic argument that there are only limited costs in having inflation running at 1000% per year, with one caveat. 1000% inflation is perfectly acceptable, as long as the 1000% inflation rate is stable at 1000%, and it is anticipated. Of course, one can argue that high inflation tends to be associated with high inflation volatility and uncertainty (and that is true empirically), but economically it is the volatility and uncertainty that does most of the damage.


The maximum damage from inflation comes if it is unexpected or if it is unpredictable.Unexpected inflation causes damage, because the investor who holds bonds yielding 1% for a decade is going to feel cheated if inflation turns out to be 1000%. Of course, no one would voluntarily buy 1% yielding bonds if 1000% inflation was expected. Thaler’s Law comes into operation here; people dislike losing money more than they like making money. As a result episodes of unexpected inflation will lead to a significant adverse reaction on the part of consumers.


Unpredictable inflation is damaging because it causes uncertainty over an investment time horizon – and that uncertainty is a risk that will demand a compensating premium. What the inflation uncertainty risk does is raise the real cost of capital. If I think inflation will be 3% but I am not sure whether it will be 3%, 0%, or 6%, I am likely to demand compensation for the 3% inflation risk but then additional compensation for the possibility that the inflation risk is as high as 6%. The additional compensation is an addition to the real cost of capital.


This is fairly typical mistake for an economist. In an imaginary economic model, it is possible to assume that inflation is stable, and that it is predictable, and to draw conclusions based on those (absurd) assumptions. In the real world, inflation and the effects of inflation are never predictable, because human behaviour — the micro-level phenomena on which macro-level phenomena like “inflation” are founded — is never fully predictable or stable. This means that future rates of inflation will always be uncertain, and renders Hatheway’s point meaningless.

As Hatheway readily admits, high inflation is associated in the real world with inflation volatility and uncertainty. It is not relevant to say that the real issue is not the high rate of inflation, because there has not been a single case in history where such a high rate of inflation has resulted in stability or predictability. Getting to a 1000% inflation rate is an inherently volatile path, historically one which has resulted in panics, crashes and breakdowns.

And beyond that, such a path would completely undermine the currency and instruments denominated in the currency as a store of value. There are no empirical examples of such high rates of inflation being tolerated, because at every stage in history such effects have been intolerable; when such rates of inflation set in, nations just end up ditching the currency, as happened most recently in Zimbabwe.

That is why 1000% (or 100%, or 50%, or probably even 10%) inflation will never be “perfectly acceptable”.


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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:35 | 2977947 TruthInSunshine
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Krugman <3 Larry Hatheway


Hatheway will soon insist this was merely a "thought experiment," much like Krugman's thought experiment to provoke hostile extraterrestrials into invading planet earth as a stimulative event.


Wait....that wasn't a thought experiment, after all....

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:37 | 2977968 spankthebernank
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Sometime shortly after 1913 Economics was rendered useless.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:54 | 2978012 TruthInSunshine
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Are you suggesting we went to a 'casino chip' model economy in 1913 (based on a meeting in 1910), and that there are a select few who get to increase or decrease the casino chip supply at their sole discretion?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:06 | 2978055 Beam Me Up Scotty
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More casino chips for them. Less for the rest of us.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:32 | 2978141 kaiserhoff
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Why do economists still have jobs, if three card Monte is illegal???

Fucked up planet.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:13 | 2978460 NidStyles
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Because real economists do not play three card.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:55 | 2978583 Half_A_Billion_...
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"Economic Science" = Bank Profit Science

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 07:35 | 2979161 IBelieveInMagic
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Unexpected inflation is what TPTB desire to inflict. Unexpected inflation is what we try to avoid. Guess who is likely to win? (Other than PM investors, if they are allowed to keep it).

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:13 | 2978072 SILVERGEDDON

Moe, meet yer brother, Ron. Moe - ron. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say ? 

Fuck me gently, these idiots will be the first to go if the SHTF.

It's already got to the point for most folks that they have to jerk off the dog to feed the cat, economically speaking.

There's some rocket science economics for ya. 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:33 | 2977951 ACP
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Actually, the house could be paid off in less time...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:01 | 2978034 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Sure, for the house you bought before the 1000% inflation went into effect. After it goes into effect the cost of production also rises by that same amount. His theory is meaningless because input costs will rise just as fast as the prices a business could charge. It would be like a dog chasing its tail. It gets nowhere fast.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:34 | 2978156 kaiserhoff
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Oh, it could happen, as a side effect of a currency collapse.

There would also be a small (ahem) starvation problem.  Plan accordingly.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:34 | 2978348 ACP
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I'm not in any way saying it's good. 'We the informed' need to stay on the ball for any situation that might occur.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:34 | 2977956 czarangelus
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How come I know what velocity of money means and these people don't?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:48 | 2977990 Zero Govt
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because you're not paid to not know about it

see Paul Krugman who surely can't be as bigger village idiot as we think he is .....can he???

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:34 | 2978347 piceridu
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"

Upton Sinclair

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:36 | 2978532 wee-weed up
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In light of the recent election...

"It is difficult to get a voter to understand something, when his freebies depend upon his not understanding it."

Apologies to Upton Sinclair

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:36 | 2977964 SHEEPFUKKER

1000% worries, it will be transitory I'm sure. 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:43 | 2977978 Cheesy Bastard
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They would have it under control in 15 minutes.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:56 | 2978018 Matt
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As long as everyone has advanced notice that we are going to devalue their money so everything costs 100x as much, no one will panic at all. We can just announce that in one year's time, we will increase the money supply by $1 quadrillion, and everything will work out fine.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:05 | 2978046 TruthInSunshine
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But the critical question is what TIPS will yield if inflation is running at 1000%?

Can someone ask Larry Hatheway? Thanks.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:09 | 2978271 Ibird
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And the soon to be thrust upon us - floating rate treasury notes

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:52 | 2978009 Acet
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That is correct - not soon after it got to 100%, it would turn 1001%, then 1002 and so on, always accelerating. It would pass 10000% within a month from that ...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:42 | 2977976 nmewn
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Larry's running neck & neck with Krugman for the coveted Idiot Economist of the Year Award...I love a good horse race.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:48 | 2977997 Dr.Awkward
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is there a "Gary Johnson" type candidate?  This seems all too familiar..

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:03 | 2978004 Dr. Engali
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Tyler Durden.

Edit. I just read the coveted award was for top idiot economist so I take my nomination back. Since there are no Gary Johnson people(he would have been much better than the two official choices). I nominate Joe Kernen.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:50 | 2978005 Zero Govt
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hard to bet against reigning champion Krugman

...but with lines like 1,000% inflation is ok so long as we know it's persistent and consistent he's coming up behind Paul real fast!!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:55 | 2978014 Dr.Awkward
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He says it confidently behind a desk full of SPAM and small calibre weapons

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:03 | 2978041 nmewn
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Thats what I was thinking...why not 10,000% Larry?

Its incredible.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:27 | 2978131 Manthong
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It’s a scary thought and maybe foolish, but anybody who has stacked a thousand or more ASE’s would do OK as long as they could defend it.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:24 | 2978315 nmewn
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Or as long as the state or your neighbors have no idea you have it ;-)

Its really tough out there George, ya know? Yep, real tough here too Fred, barely getting by myself. No food, no water, no heat, wearing rags as you see. Its a real mess.

(Tough shit for Fred)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:28 | 2978328 BooMushroom
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32 feet per second per second is fine, too. But eventually even Felix Baumgartner runs out of altitude.


Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:44 | 2977981 Rainman
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1000% inflation don't work when 99% gots no money. Larry's not drinking enough. Now go write 'ZIRP 4-eva' on the blackboard 1000 times in Japanese.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:46 | 2977985 Dr.Awkward
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so if we start using usd's as TP now.....

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:51 | 2977991 akak
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Funny how Mr. Hathaway fails to mention the fact that wages NEVER keep pace with rising prices and the rising cost of living.  Which of course is by design, as that is the purpose of fiat currency depreciation --- to steal value from the many for the well-connected few. 

Inflation is not some plague that strikes out of nowhere, by random, with no perpetrator --- it is an inherent policy of fiat-issuing governments and central banks.  No, more than just a policy, in fact: inflation is a necessary condition for the very existence of the ongoing scam of central banksterism and its fiat currency abomination.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:53 | 2978011 Urban Redneck
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Savings keep pace with inflation about as often as wages do (outside the investments of the .0001)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:56 | 2978017 akak
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Good point, and a grievous omission on my part. 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:47 | 2977993 knukles
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(face in hands.... John Kerry, 1000% inflation... sobbing)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:08 | 2978061 nmewn
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Forget Kerry's foibles!...look over here...we've got Musket Love at CENTCOM!...and he's the perfect pick to cut it!!!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:37 | 2978166 kaiserhoff
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I'm behind in the drinking game.  Did you say muskrat fever trumps military intelligence?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:26 | 2978324 nmewn
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lol...musket was a play on Muskrat Love...please don't tell anyone ;-)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:24 | 2978120 knowless
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Don't taze me bro..

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:48 | 2977995 Insideher Trading
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1000% inflation is extremely desirable if you're the manufacturer of wheelbarrows. 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:52 | 2978010 akak
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And printers.  And ink.  And several billion rounds of ammunition to be sold to FEMA.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:49 | 2977998 Dr. Engali
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I can say for sure that I am expecting 1000% inflation.... and that's unacceptable.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:49 | 2977999 Urban Redneck
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And UBS had 10,000 people who were LESS worthy of a salary than this genius...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:59 | 2978026 Matt
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That either means that 10,000 people are more sensible and connected to reality than this clown, or that the bank is overflowing with nincompoops. 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:24 | 2978119 PLira
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Sometimes I see these fools like Larry and Krugman and think to myself, "that's the sperm that won?" Oh, let's definitely throw Leisman's hat in the ring as well.

God, these freaks defy logical thinking.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:49 | 2978001 TruthInSunshine
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Hatheway has to make an uber-uber-ridiculous statement to get attention & make headlines during these times when uber-ridiculous policies rule the day.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:50 | 2978003 Bansters-in-my-...
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Larry needs to play back catcher in a lead toss competition..

Launch your lead how you wish.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:52 | 2978007 zarjad
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Why 1000%, why not 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000%?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:00 | 2978031 Matt
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Apparently, any rate of inflation works, as long as it is predictable and stable.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:10 | 2978062 Citxmech
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Well hell, why don't they have expirations dates on currency too.  If the money in your paycheck was only valid for  two weeks, that would encourage all those "currency hoarders" out there to spend now instead of save.  That would really stimulate the economy, eh?


Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:16 | 2978084 Citxmech
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Of course the really stupid part of this is the assumption that wages will follow in lockstep.  If you had a currancy system based upon a desirable rate of inflation (which we do thanks to the theiving Fed) you can't build in the same rate of wage growth into the system or the banksters get no benefit.  These cocksuckers could derive the same benefit by just skimming everyone's paycheck. . .

Oh wait. . .



Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:57 | 2978022 Papasmurf
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Has the Fed ponzi started posting on ZH?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:59 | 2978027 The big unzip
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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:04 | 2978045 IridiumRebel
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I'm Ben Bernanke and I approve this message.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:09 | 2978064 Yen Cross
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 Me too. i don't forget! I sure hope you don't need that generator, or "RED gas cans" any more. :-)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:32 | 2978142 IridiumRebel
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Good memory.

House motto:

"I'd rather have it and not need it then need it and not have it."

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:06 | 2978053 eclectic syncretist
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Somehow I don't think the cost of iphones and ipads is going up 10-fold/year anytime soon.

Gold, silver, foodstuffs.....maybe.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:10 | 2978066 akak
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Somehow I don't think the cost of iphones and ipads is going up 10-fold/year anytime soon.

That's because you can't eat them.

But hey, come on now, we gotta throw the BLS some kind of bone in order for them to be able to continue to claim that inflation is only 1%, right?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:12 | 2978070 Yen Cross
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Kunckles and  akak/   Let's not do this?

   I  like both of you gentle men

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:14 | 2978077 buzzsaw99
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speaking of small calibre firearms:

had my eye on this beauty today

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:25 | 2978126 Citxmech
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Nice.  That's not a bad price.  I've always wanted one of those S&W K frame 3" Model 13s the FBI used to use.  It gets you a full-length ejector rod rather than the short ones the 2-1/2" M66s have and better sights for social work.  Most folks want over $800 for a used one (I will not buy a S&W with a lock, period) - and at that price I'd be temped to go all-in on a 4" Python, FTW.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:35 | 2978292 buzzsaw99
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Buying an older used gun is a good idea. The new internal locks fail sometimes.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 01:49 | 2978926 RockyRacoon
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The Chiappa Arms Rhino is a lot of fun!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 09:18 | 2979339 toomanyfakecons...
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Very nice! Save around $200 and buy used. Revolvers are for professionals, semi's are for wartime and amateurs.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:17 | 2978085 Implicit simplicit
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Honey, I'm gonna get gas and milk. You got $630 , or should I just rob a bank on the way.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:22 | 2978110 buzzsaw99
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lulz. the banks don't have any money.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:19 | 2978094 Shizzmoney
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I'd support inflation of 1000% if my wages went up 1000%.

Hell, I'd take 500% (!), considering the track record to wage-to-true inflation (even CPI, if you parse the numbers). 

The price of milk has gone up 21% in the last 8 years, and my wage has gone up a cool 0.021%.  #baller

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:56 | 2978230 egoist
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Decreasing the length of a mile by 10' every year would be fine if you anticipated it. What a stupid position; changing the unit of measurement is destructive in many ways, not the least of which is just the messy bookkeeping. In the case of inflation, consider the AMT.


I mention the mile example b/c I wouldn't be surprised if the control-freaks do just that to obtain higher mileage from their battery cars.

(and along those lines, reduce interest rates below zero to get you to buy a house)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:06 | 2978260 A Lunatic
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I guess anybody can be an economist........

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:15 | 2978284 Supernova Born
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The Bernanke remains 100% sure he could contain the negative impacts of 1000% inflation.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:40 | 2978371 BanjoDoug
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The article only mentions inflation relative to bonds or potentiial purchasers of bonds.   Joe Sixpack probably isn't a bond buyer, but when his salary only goes up 25% (hopefully) when inflation is running at 1000% how do you think he's gonna feel with that loaded 30'06 hanging in the gun rack in his F150 ?????   I'm guessing he'll get a part time job as a revolutionary.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 21:56 | 2978390 are we there yet
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1000% inflation turns a $100 dollar bill into a dime.

Before that point is reached, barter of goods and services takes over. Also, tax revinue is zero,  most employees will refuse to work, food production and transport would faulter. To be clear, 70% inflation in a short time is a currency collapse, where trade by barter becomes prefered, and cival unrest is likely.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:23 | 2978492 NidStyles
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Except the melt value of even a non-silver dime would still be higher than the cost of that $100.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:58 | 2978588 dark pools of soros
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they'll just turn the public onto each other and whoever survives will get thrown into FEMA camps

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 09:15 | 2979315 toomanyfakecons...
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Who will guard the guards at these FEMA camps?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:25 | 2978495 NidStyles
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I keep waiting for some ships to be sunken or some dude named John to make a speech. Some of this crap I would expect to read out of a particular fictional novel.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 23:08 | 2978617 AR15AU
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What, no "Silver, Bitchez!!"...


Well fuck you all... SILVER, BITCHEZ

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 23:35 | 2978680 zorba THE GREEK
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AR15AU... Thank you I needed that. Hi HO Silver away.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 23:45 | 2978713 DaveA
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If policy makers could set inflation to a perfectly predictable 10%, 100%, 1000%, or whatever, it would have none of the allegedly stimulating effects of inflation. Bank balances, debts, prices, wages, and asset values would all increase at the same rate, and no one would be any better or worse off.

If policy makers had such godlike power, it would be just as effective, and much less confusing, to set the inflation rate to 0%.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 00:37 | 2978816 Clowns on Acid
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No worries....Hathaway is just floating an idea for Yellen. The feckin' idiotas are just tryin' to figure out a way we will be able to pay off the debt without rescinding the Affirmative Action Act of 1965,

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 03:39 | 2979021 Bad Lieutenant
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Agreed, Hatheway isn't seeing the whole picture. It's pretty ridiculous that he basically circularly establishes that bond prices are always an accurate representation of future prices (yields), only to use it to QED his 1000% experiment. To build on Aziz's commentary, perhaps it's best said that the inflation "oh shit" moment of 'uncertainty' is the transition--or tipping point--from when AAA bond markets go from deluded to accurate (in a hyper-convex, and therefore rapid, fashion).

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 03:39 | 2979022 Bad Lieutenant
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:12 | 2979694 GreatUncle
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The guy is an idiot.

When you look at inflation stricken countries the money becomes utterly worthless. So hit 1000% inflation I want paying in anything but "fiat currency" and that just destroyed your banks.

The little game banks through the use of technology over the last few decades is to ensure your earnings is paid into them where they take a cut on every transaction with any charges if you overdrawn.

Now pay people with tins of baked beans. Trade you a tin of beans for a banana there is no cut in that for the banks?

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