Quote Of The Day: "That Was Not A Joke"

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If one needs proof that after 3 years of being merely totally insolvent, Europe is now also world's greatest Bazooko circus in history, please fast forward to 24 minutes into the clip, where Europe's most pathological liar is now its most (in)voluntary comedian as well.

Question: Is the goal still to get Greece's debt to 120%?

Juncker: The fact is that the target of 120% will remain, but the target as far as the time frame is concerned has been postponed to 2022.

[Laughter in the room]

Juncker: That was not a joke!

Fast forward to 24:00

And cue Bazooko's Circus.

h/t Alex

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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 14:38 | 2976858 Spastica Rex
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TFTL!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:48 | 2976143 onebir
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"It took 80 years to get there..."

So, unless by a miracle of technology (or something) time is now running much faster, for people who've already been born, the trick is figuring out where the fuck to hide for the remainder of our natural lives...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:32 | 2976346 CPL
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Hurry up and wait.  lol.  That's life unfortunately.  

  • Enjoy family and friends company.  
  • Relearn old ways of doing things.  
  • Learn about your community.  
  • Get out of the subburban mindset of ignoring your neighbour.
  • Join the Masons, Lions Club, Church; besides the idea they are taking over the world, not sure how it would be managed between the community work that gets done in them.  The initations are merely foreplay to determine personal committment to your area.

People already have currency to trade, it just doesn't look like silver or gold or fiat.  Comes in handshakes and honouring commitments to each other.  For all the wild gun men roaming the landscape and the world on fire end of world scenarios offered, I personally just simply refuse them out of hand.  The people that wish to live by the gun will die by it.  

 

Want to see an area of the world where everyone makes due, is one of the nicest places on the planet and there are no gun fights on the corners.  Travel to the East Coast of Canada.  Nobody has two pennies to rub together, but things get done.  Instead of the Man on Fire offered by MSM and it's acolytes, I believe Anne of Green Gables with the power of low power communication digital technology is very possible if people steady themselves and figure out what is required instead of wanted.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:36 | 2975859 bigkahuna
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Uhoh...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:36 | 2975860 fuu
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"Watch me pull my hand out this muppets ass."

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38 | 2975864 Dr. Engali
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What an idiot. The Greeks need to be dragging these fuckers through the streets.....well actually they need to start with their elected officials and work their way up the chain. More poverty and misery projected for 10 years just to make sure the bankers get paid.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:56 | 2975962 toady
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No no no, start at the top, the banksters, then work down to government. If you go and start toppling governments the banksters will be able to go underground and finance both sides again!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:00 | 2975971 Dr. Engali
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Good point...We will go with your plan.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:59 | 2975969 edifice
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Que Golden Dawn, in: 5...4...3...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:52 | 2976152 RSloane
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That will happen as soon as the police join the mobs instead of trying to control them. When that day happens - when the police kick down the barricades to government along with the people - then it will dawn on people in Spain, Italy, Portugal, the US...everywhere, that all things are possible when people take control of the government that is there to serve them. Their only danger would be replacing tyranny with more tyranny. I would bet, though, that they're hungry enough to chance it.

 

+1 for you, Doc.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:40 | 2975865 falak pema
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Politicians are expected to lie; and we all know its not funny 'cos if they told the truth, the banks would be emptied of all their money in a giffy. End of politicians, they'd be hanging to the lamposts tied to the entrails of the bankers.

So "its not a joke" expresses very deep underlying fears by those who say it : Better to lie than to die! 

They all remember 1789.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38 | 2975866 stateside
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I let out a Barney Frank watching that.  Thanks.

stateside

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38 | 2975867 urbanelf
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Well... that was awkward.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:18 | 2976034 machineh
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You should see the German translation.

Not funny at all!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38 | 2975868 francis_sawyer
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Nice to see the Europeans haven't let the tradition of Court Jesters die along with their cultures...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:38 | 2975870 Inthemix96
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Well, after hearing that.  Mr junker, you are on formal notice that when you're skinny neck is on a stick, for taking the piss out of the poor fuckers who keep you in the lifestyle you do not deserve or warrant.

That wasn't a fucking joke neither, you parasitic, nation wrecking, imbecile.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:39 | 2975871 hedgeless_horseman
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"President Obama, when is America's target date for 120% debt to GDP?"

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:40 | 2975876 tocointhephrase
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BO: Is that a trick question?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:42 | 2975888 Shizzmoney
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"President Obama, when is America's target date for 120% debt to GDP?"

2525

Or whenever Benny boy buys up all the debt.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:49 | 2975928 hedgeless_horseman
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Obama: 2525

Press:  lol

Obama: That was not a joke.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:19 | 2976039 machineh
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Obama: I ain't got that many fingers.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:42 | 2975893 stocktivity
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2017

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:51 | 2975942 Urban Redneck
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2014 (and only because of the sick joke that is FASB)

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:25 | 2976310 saveandsound
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in 32 month, that is 2015

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:38 | 2976385 Winston Churchill
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Not the way they are spending.Ignore CBO projections

Add in another few pointless wars, and they will hit it in 2014.

Everything keeps coming back to that year.

Kudos to John Williams @shadowstats.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:47 | 2975923 pods
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On the way up or back down?

Cause one is soon, the other is never.

pods 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:40 | 2975874 stinkhammer
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idiots  hang em high

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:40 | 2975879 Martdin
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The target of 120% will remain, but the target as far as the time frame has been postponed to infinity...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:42 | 2975889 EscapeKey
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I reckon they forgot a 0. It's more like 20022, isn't it?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:45 | 2975905 Joe Davola
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Cue Zager and Evans.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:21 | 2975900 walcott
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it's not a joke it's RETARDED!

 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:44 | 2975901 Scalaris
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So funny, even those who have committed suicide because of the pressure imposed by this economic destitution, are laughing.

Wait, nope; they are dead.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:46 | 2975909 pods
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So every single deal they make falls apart in weeks/months, yet we are going to be estimating things 10 years out?

Pull the other one!

pods

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2976716 blabam
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It's like the five-year plans of our soviet brethren only better.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:46 | 2975914 PaperBear
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At the rate of contraction what will be left of the Greek economy by 2022 ?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:50 | 2975935 fuu
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Riot Dog.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:57 | 2975963 JPM Hater001
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I heard once there is an infinite set of numbers between 1 and 0, more than infinity.

Deep I know but true.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:55 | 2975916 Euro Monster
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IMO he just guessed...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:47 | 2975920 SheepDog-One
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'That.....that was NOT a JOKE!!'  <:D 

 

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:49 | 2975929 youngman
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What needs to happen is that noone shows up to these press conferences anymore...that would scare the hell out of these talking suits...2022...lol....

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:52 | 2975945 Mad Mohel
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Asshat extraordinaire.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:54 | 2975958 Inthemix96
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This stupid bought out fucker thought he was being striaght with the audience.

If that was me laughing, I would of had the balls to stand up and say something like "Are you taking the fucking piss mate?  Greece is at 500% bullshit and now you reckon in ten years time they will reduce the defecit down to 120% after needing monthly bailouts??????"

"Are you taking the fucking piss junker????"

Is what should have been said.

Burn these fuckers at the stake.  They deserve no less.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 10:58 | 2975967 Northeaster
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“When it becomes serious, you have to lie." -Jean Claude Juncker

LoL

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:13 | 2976014 Zero Govt
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he should have said when Govt budgets have become a joke you have to seriously lie it's no joke

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:01 | 2975976 PontifexMaximus
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finally also the EU lazy guy lier Juncker understands the name of the game: kicking the can down the road, the yanks told him the lesson. funny that dear blond christine is playing her role this way, I really don't know, whether her masters are happy with her behaviour..

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:03 | 2975980 tooriskytoinvest
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People are noticing that the money system makes you disposable when it doesn't need you anymore to function.

http://www.abc.net.au/foreign/content/2012/s3631692.htm

 

Stock Market Could Face A Massive Sell Off Today: German Nov. ZEW Index Falls Unexpectedly To -15.7, EU, IMF Clash Over Greece, An Important “Dual Test of Support” Is At Hand Right Now For The 500 Index, And Marc Faber Warns Of A Massive Market Meltdown

http://investmentwatchblog.com/stock-market-could-face-a-massive-sell-off-today-german-nov-zew-index-falls-unexpectedly-to-15-7-eu-imf-clash-over-greece-and-marc-faber-warns-of-a-massive-market-meltdown/

 

Why economists are so bad at predicting recessions

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2012/11/why-arer-economists-so-bad-at-forecasting-recessions/?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:03 | 2975981 Rathmullan
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The joke is that this can kicking is worth an 80 point turnaround in the dow this morning

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:00 | 2976187 Rathmullan
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Make that 125 pts. The coke on thr floor must be a tad more pure today.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:07 | 2975989 rsnoble
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Greece will literally look like the bad parts of Africa with these assholes fucking with them till 2022.  The rich might have plans, the poor and starving might not want to go along with it.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:11 | 2976001 I am on to you
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Junker is happy to announce:

That the Troika is happy to se that,the Greecs have bought weapons from almost all the impotent contrys.

 

And we see that suicide rates are up,this derivativ is a goal in it self,Cascets(your last appartment) are selling fine,but is expected to increase,due to the Goldmans Vehicle speciality,called jump up,and fall flat death.

 

Beside this,Junker is happy to inform,that the salery of the Troika members are taxfree and excempted to Cavemans, Dung Farm,where they all sing this togther,You cant always get what, They need,but if you look at us,you got what you get.

Written by:Opus Ti Deu,and he Betrayus,mixture of Portuguise(Brasileuiro) and Eumericansk(Anglomekanisk)

And may Your Gods be with You especialy the Spanish(yes Messi,sias,messenger of Unicef),signed,Lloyd an easteren Eumorphocan Car!

Disney ,coud not have written this script, better,a Donnald go and Duck!

 

 

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