The Totally 'Normal' 2% Dump-And-Pump Silver Market

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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:10 | 2975996 vast-dom
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fucked up. die jpm.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:12 | 2976004 GetZeeGold
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You should find your motion sickness bag in the pocket of the seat in front of you.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:19 | 2976042 JPM Hater001
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I'll see if I can get the guy ahead of me to pull over.  It's in his back seat?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:25 | 2976063 Xibalba
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SO this is how Citi manages a massive silver short position eh?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:53 | 2976161 Stackers
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silver market = oxymoron

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:17 | 2976268 SilverDOG
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"...and you can take THAT, to the bank" - Above the Law


Keep stacking my friends

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:34 | 2976359 HoofHearted
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BTFD, bitchez!!!!!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:07 | 2976509's picture



SO this is how Citi manages a massive silver short position eh?


Thanks for that. I understood the downbeat but the upswing confused me. Your posts offers a reasonable explanation.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:36 | 2976599 strannick
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Meanwhile the corrupt incompetent CFTC Commisioners look on, conducting their 5 year ''silver investigation'' on COMEX silver trading which Ted Butler calls ''a crime in progress''

Bart Chilton

Jill Sommers

Gary Gensler

Scott Omalia

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 17:36 | 2977629 fourchan
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and yet my rounds are unimpressed by papers historical dance of death, it shines in the face of fiat. knowingly perhaps.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:21 | 2976043 randocalrissian
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Going to borrow one from a neighboring seat, as my prolapsed stomach occupies my bag.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:35 | 2976099 bigdumbnugly
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by this time, despite this bs, my face reflects the calm of a hindu cow.

but on the inside i'm knee-capping a few arrogant banksters and then taking a cheese grater to therir shins.   in the movies i'd be a hero, but this ain't the movies - so i'll setttle for this for now..  

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:45 | 2976129 Bastiat
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I can't see through the rain of vomit coming off the ceiling.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:18 | 2976032 slaughterer
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I hope you all know that there is  a Bernanke speech soon.  

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:32 | 2976090 Alpo for Granny
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That's it you motherfuckers. Keep that paper price nice and low until this bitch explodes.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:36 | 2976107 GetZeeGold
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Molly geez granny!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:43 | 2976122 Alpo for Granny
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Sorry Sonny, bit too much geritol and catnip this morning.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:34 | 2976096 Kaiser Sousa
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the playbook - 


up in Asia....

Down on the open in London....

Down again on the open at the Crimex in New York...

Down Again at the close in London....

Trade sideways until right before the close of the Crimex...

Down again at the close of the Crimex....

Trade up into the Globex...

Down again on no volume in the Globex....



Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:40 | 2976113 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey the Gov. says "if you see something say something" Heres your chance vast-dom.........

Ps....Exchange Stabilizatuon Fund team,you's are traitors to the world...

...........................Fuck YOU's

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:50 | 2976150 johnnymustardseed
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Apparently Blythe did not get washed out to sea by hurricane Sandy. Maybe next time

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:20 | 2976281 SilverDOG
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It will take far more than a hurricane, to wash out that twat.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:10 | 2976518's picture

She rides the waves of volatility blithely. So far.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:15 | 2976536 Wile-E-Coyote
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Blythe wants a good f***g.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:11 | 2975997 Flakmeister
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Looks like the Fiscal Cliff

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:25 | 2976062 mvsjcl
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Galt's Gulch.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 17:38 | 2977637 fourchan
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lol excellent

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:11 | 2975998 achmachat
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imagine a move like this two years ago...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:31 | 2976082 Cognitive Dissonance
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Bingo! Acclimation to, and the normalization of, increasingly bizarre and bipolar behavior is conditioning "We the people".

<No big deal. It does that all the time.>

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:33 | 2976093 achmachat
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exactly what I meant!

we could have two or three sovereign defaults in the same week and nothing would happen.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:48 | 2976423 NotApplicable
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Wait... now you're just talking crazy. As we all know, by definition, sovereign defaults are NOT possible.

Instead, they will be "repackaged" into the latest chapter of "muddle-through" economics.

Meanwhile, the IMF, et al. will be known as super-sovereigns.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:37 | 2976606 bigkahuna
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 00:22 | 2978790 Ctrl_P
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Super-sovereigns. Now you are just being mean. There is no need to bully everyone with wisdom.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:11 | 2976000 Stuart
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Nothing to see here kiddies move along: Bart Chilton.


Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:35 | 2976101 EscapeKey
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There is nothing suspicious about entities dumping large amounts of silver on the markets in the space of minutes, thereby ensuring they receive the worst possible price, and under all circumstances, this should not be investigated.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:52 | 2976441 earnulf
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"dumping large amounts of PAPER silver on the markets"

I'm sure that's what you meant.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 13:20 | 2976551's picture

The annual showing of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would be far less endearing if Burl Ives had sung Paper and Paper. It's got no soul.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:52 | 2976160 JustObserving
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We have a market run by criminals and "regulated" by criminals.  Don't be surprised if you are separated from your money.  

The CFTC silver probe, running for over 4 years now and costing taxpayers millions, will find the silver market beyond reproach

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:11 | 2976003 Lost Wages
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Cowabunga dude! Surf's up!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:16 | 2976022 GetZeeGold
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Looks like at least a couple people can't swim.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:12 | 2976009 San Diego Gold Bug
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You can set you clock by this "silver dump" in the morning.  If you are a trader,  this can be very profitable.  Understand the game that the "Boyz" are playing and profit!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:29 | 2976083 unwashedmass
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it insane, but i play very nice with the stocks and the various ETFs. i mean, as long as we are going to have manipulation so blatant Ray Charles could see it........

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:13 | 2976012 tocointhephrase
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Did blythe get sacked?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:54 | 2976164 Long-John-Silver
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I would not scak that even while wearing a full body condom.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:10 | 2976233 tocointhephrase
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Ah but if it were laced in Silver?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:13 | 2976013 VonManstein
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XAG is a risk amplifier. It does that sometimes. Oh except for last week, when it was a safe haven.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:14 | 2976016 Urban Redneck
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that's gonna be expensive, unless someone can just print themselves some more bankroll...

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:14 | 2976017 youngman
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Just the big boys picking up the stop losses....

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:15 | 2976018 Newsboy
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2 groups of somebodies know something that I don't know.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:15 | 2976019 AL_SWEARENGEN

Have no doubt.  The cocksuckers over at the CFTC are thoroughly and diligently investigating this contemptuous and manipulative rise in the price of Silver.  

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:37 | 2976106 EscapeKey
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Investigating? The only thing they investigate is pornhub's downtime (and that time Mrs Jones erroneously bought 2 silver contracts on excessive margin).

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