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Compromiser-In-Chief On The Economy And Fiscal Cliff - Live Webcast

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After a busy morning of phone calls from Israel and chatting with his base 'influential' CEOs, we are sure the Compromiser-in-Chief will reach across the aisle this time... right? Will the market follow the recent trend and drop on his every word? Live webcast below...

Scheduled to begin at 1330ET...


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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:24 | 2980685 chunga
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I don't like it already.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2980708 icanhasbailout
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I'll be watching Ron Paul's farewell speech part 1 on CSPAN instead

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:36 | 2980749 Levadiakos
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Obama Ben Ghazi

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:46 | 2980798 Skateboarder
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His mouth moves, and sound bites come out, but I do not understand a thing this fool's talking about.

"This removes half the fiscal cliff"... been choomin again bumma?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2980810 redpill
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Funny how it's easy to get a "majority" of people to agree to raise taxes on someone other than them.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:57 | 2980858 earnyermoney
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hope the "other than them" get hammered by the ATM BK mentioned in his article.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2980907 economics9698
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NWA gonna spend money.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2980937 AlaricBalth
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This proposal to extend the Bush tax cuts only on income under $250,000 would still increase the deficit by about $223 billion next year. Which will increase the annual deficit from $1.1 Trillion to $1.323 Trillion. It does nothing to address the fundamental fiscal issues which we are faced with. 

What a joke!!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:41 | 2981682 Chuck Walla
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B-Rock of Benghazi!

Slouching to Gomorrah.


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2980997 Atlasshruggedme
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Anyone get that last question?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2980686 jayman21
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Which drinking game today?  Ummm....take a drink?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2980701 insanelysane
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Balanced approach

Definition - shit load more taxes combined with govt employees leaving extra early on Fridays to save pennies on electricity.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:34 | 2980732 redpill
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"fair share" is a chug

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:44 | 2980784 jayman21
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Ahhh....someone is taking Barry seriously.  Who would junk such a comment?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2980946 wee-weed up
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We have some Obama toadies amongst us.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:34 | 2980735 Skateboarder
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Chug a beer everytime the SCROTUS says "growth."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:38 | 2980758 Levadiakos
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Noun, verb, lie

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:42 | 2980771 Skateboarder
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North, South, East, Corrupt

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:39 | 2980763 Zero Govt
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he's referring to Govt growth, it's counted as GDP, not as it should a black hole of wasted wealth down the sewer that is Govt

f'n accountants, always cooking the books

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:57 | 2981153 infinity8
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The way things are going, the accountants shall inherit the earth.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:08 | 2981518 James-Morrison
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Is that an asset or liability at this point in history?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:33 | 2981644 infinity8
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Better ask the aliens!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2980809 CoconutPete
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"Elections have consequences"

-finish the bottle

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:37 | 2980750 CaptainObvious
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Chug when ever he says "green jobs"...that'll get you wasted in record time.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2980994 giddy
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...hey, hey...whadya say... how many jobs BO lose today...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2980925 fuu
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A drink for every .1% the DOW moves during the speech.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2980687 insanelysane
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First press conference since March but he has done exactly 1,672.38 talk shows in the interim.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2980688 I think I need ...
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im loving obama more everday hopefully he can be like fdr and do 4 terms. Reverse this decision and have no term limits for anyone

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:44 | 2980785 venturen
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And cause a World War from an obtuse understanding of the world! That would be great!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2980949 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

I agree. GOLD will be 12k, the dollar zero, unemployment 100%..8 mo years!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2980691 SeverinSlade
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Can someone please ask Obama why he isn't giving 100% of his Presidential income to pay down the deficit if he believes in paying "his fair share."  I mean after all, he has a pension already.  Deferring his Presidential salary which is funded by the taxpayers seems reasonable.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:03 | 2980877 Lewshine
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In case you haven't notice our President is a minority, and for the sake of all that is good, you should no better than to ask a po black man to divy up his share, that might end up on the table of the white middleclass who are up to their eyeballs in profitable opportunities!! What the hell's wrong with you boy??

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2980694 bingo was his name
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Previews remind me of the blue screen of death

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2980696 Jim in MN
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Goldman v. Goldman.  What else is on?  Oh yeah the war and stuff.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2980697 machineh
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Nancy Pelosi's got his back:


Surrounded by most of the 61 female members of the House — both the newly elected and old-timers — Ms. Pelosi took a slow windup, extolling the virtues of women in office, before explaining her decision.


“I have made the decision, that some of you may have some interest in, in order to continue work in empowering women, to making sure that our Affordable Care Act is enforced in a way to make sure that being a woman is no longer a pre-existing condition,” she said. “I have made a decision to submit my name to my colleagues to once again serve as Democratic House leader.”

Christ, no wonder all 50 states have secession petitions posted.

*grabs for barf bag*


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:32 | 2980728 CaptainObvious
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Can't let go of the reins of power once they're in her hot little mummified hands, can she?  I don't think there's a woman on the planet who inspires more hatred in my soul.

Gimme one of those spare barf bags, willya?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:36 | 2980742 redpill
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Right, because women can't be empowered if they don't have free birth control.

Fucking lunatics.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2980776 Cow
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That's a whole $9/month.  Don't get crazy

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:24 | 2980883 redpill
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If it's so cheap they can buy it themselves then.  I don't go to work every day to sponsor carefree moocher fuckfests.  Fucking pay for your own fucking fucking.  Fuck!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2981012 blunderdog
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If it were available over the counter, it would be reasonable for health-insurance not to cover it.

But since the pill is a prescription drug,  there's a good logic that it be covered the same way blood-pressure meds or Viagra are.

It may be better to make the pill available OTC, for sure.  Would you support that?  One big advantage would be that teen girls wouldn't need parental permission to get it anymore...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:46 | 2981096 redpill
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You can't even get half decent cold medicine without showing ID anymore, I don't think underage girls trying to buy birth control pills will be a problem.  The government doesn't need to tell insurance companies what to cover and what not to.  This clusterfuck we call a health care system is the product of their regulation, and more intrusion will not help.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:04 | 2981187 blunderdog
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    The government doesn't need to tell insurance companies what to cover and what not to.

Well, sure, but you're changing the subject.  I'd like Medicare to be ended too, but until someone starts having an adult conversation on that point, you're going to see a lot of bullshit while the insurers and the political puppets rearrange the deck chairs.

I'm interested in your answer to the question, though--it sounds like you'd be in favor of making the pill OTC.  Is that correct?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:07 | 2981208 catacl1sm
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You act like the pill is the ONLY form of birth prevention. There are condoms, IUD's, the shot, oral, and anal. And condoms are cheap. The last two are free.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:29 | 2981320 blunderdog
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You don't seem to understand the issue.  I "act like" people are whining about health-insurers being forced to pay for contraception that requires a prescription.  That would *include* Norplant and IUD, but not condoms or diaphragms or whatever you can pick up anywhere.

You may want to re-read my comments to understand the context a bit better and see if you can figure out why you got so confused about what I was saying.

I don't really think most of the folks who are whining truly care at all about whether the health-insurers pay for contraception--that's just a (not very convincing) cover-story. 

I think it's just one issue picked at random because Rush Limbaugh made a big to-do about it on his radio show.  If it were a sincere gripe about government forcing insurers to help pay for folks who wanted to have sex, there'd be the same outcry about Viagra and all the other sorts of "medical" treatments for sexual performance.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:20 | 2981274 Dawnofinsanity
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In Canada we consider any condition a medical condition and therefore encourage people to get any kind of prescription, it's the way the doctors can afford trips to resorts for a 1 day brainwashing...Surely there is minimal costs associated with attending a physician but there is a reason why the drug manufacturers in the US are sitting at the borders with drool showering the ground.  Mr. Harper will let them in soon to profitably assist our nation.

The end result of our small city of 200,000 is more morphine and oxycontin overdoses than alcohol related deaths.  And it's not because we our responsible and don't drink and drive... It's a great model to follow! 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:34 | 2981346 blunderdog
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     The end result of our small city of 200,000 is more morphine and oxycontin overdoses than alcohol related deaths.

Well, obviously that's a HUGE problem, considering those overdoses aren't killing the victims.  We're never going to breed narcotic addiction out of the population if we keep rescuing these dumbasses.

Maybe when the paramedics show up, they should just report that the blue dude is obviously going out happy, and then just call the coroner.  It'll save on retirement costs, too.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:02 | 2981492 jumbo maverick
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I've read a lot of your posts and I like them, you seem to be a pretty smart guy. But you are wrong on this. You DO go to work every day to sponsor carefree moocher fuckfests. You also go to work to sponsor Mongolian clusterfucks and sporadic monkey fucking the football fuckfests.

Get used to it. It's only gonna get worse till it all collapses. Make sure when the dust clears your still on your feet.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:11 | 2982387 A Nanny Moose
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That's a metric fuckton of fucking

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:09 | 2980904 CaptainObvious
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Ahh, but the Obamacare prices haven't taken effect yet.  Soon it will be $119/month.  Patience, young Jedi.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2981032 Offthebeach
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Is that Black Kong vibrator EnergyStar rated?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:39 | 2981061 redpill
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Only with the ebony tickler attachment removed

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2981071 CaptainObvious
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I sure hope it is, or that carbon tax bill is gonna be ginormous.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:08 | 2981524 Offthebeach
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Reading the packaging.. Um...Yup, DOE virgin vinyl ( nice ).....recycled packaging...( good )...made in China...( natch )...caution use wrist recovery lanyard during unaccompanied love events. Consult physician if lost. Requires 6
DD batteries. Not supplied. Keep away from children, elderly, central bankers.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:45 | 2980793 Rat Patrol
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The Dems just won an election by telling us the Vag is the center of all  things woman. Their brains are optional, I guess.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:28 | 2981006 giddy
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...just the ones still using them... rest of us don't give a chit...give 'em time...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2980704 Schmuck Raker
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Thanks for using THAT photo of POTUS instead of the creepy one with the shit-eating grin.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:35 | 2980739 CaptainObvious
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Nah, I like the shit-eating grin's more honest.  It says, "Listen up, serfs, this is your master speaking!"

I'd like to use a blow-up of that photo at the range when I'm practicing with the .45 ACP, but I'd have the Secret Service descending upon me, and I need them to keep their hands off my stable of hot Columbian prostitutes I keep chained up in the basement.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:51 | 2980816 jayman21
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Is that the big ear one?  I love that one.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:02 | 2980876 CrimsonAvenger
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They're all the big ear one.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:05 | 2980890 CaptainObvious
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+1 for beating me to the punch, ha!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2980843 Taffy Lewis
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I wrote in Ron Paul.

I feel Tony-the-Tiger GREAAAAATTTTT! and I approve this message.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2980705 Dkizzle49855
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Not going waste my valuable time since I have better things to do . . .

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2980774 Dkizzle49855
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And to the down arrow guy, FUCK YOU and go back to huffpo you douche. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:52 | 2980824 kralizec
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Amen!  Dumbass PuffHo dweebs!

This presser was utterly useless, same old campaign bullshittery, useless wanker wanking off for wankers!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:27 | 2980706 IridiumRebel
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He probably wishes he could have had this teleprompted conference last week. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:28 | 2980710 Dr. Engali
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No thanks I just had lunch and I don't feel like tasting it a second time.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:28 | 2980711 unrulian
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Thread hijack .....Canada following US lead in calling sovereign citizens largest threat to national security

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:31 | 2980715 IridiumRebel
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we have a lurking libtard downvoting everyone.....haha! Go fuck yourself. I'll downvote me too cuz how many votes I get are so important to my self-esteem......

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:29 | 2980716 “Rebellion to t...
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Just finished lunch.....Need to take a Barack, wipe my Obama.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:06 | 2981055 BlackholeDivestment
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You know there is help for the Bulimic issue, just not for the Beast. Oh and, not eating shit helps. LMAO. Not pissing in your own mouth helps too. 

Awe come on Mr. Down Arrow, you need your hand held and a free phone too, don't yuh? LMAO. You see, puking and ''talking out of your ass'' combine with the Beast/Devil's knowledge/lie/offer, the Apple/Fruit is your own image, which kills you in the end. LMAO. 2+2=5 riiight. Um, no, not even at zero interest in a zoo.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:31 | 2980718 5880
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<< Smart People

<< Dregs of Society


He will announce they are all being detained for "re-education"

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:30 | 2980719 Skateboarder
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"We didn't build that fiscal cliff... someone else built it for us."

"I didn't borrow those 6 trillion dollars... someone else borrowed it for me."

"I'm not Jewish... someone else is Jewish for me."

"You didn't vote... the electoral college voted for you."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:07 | 2980720 OneTinSoldier66
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Man, I have been sitting on the edge of my seat waiting to see the Federal Government's "compromise". Because I just love it when they compromise away my natural right to keep one hundered percent of the fruits of my labor!


By the way, it's not a Fiscal Cliff, it's a Keynsian Hot Air Ballon. And if there's one thing they're great at it's blowing a bunch of hot air.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:33 | 2980729 inevitablecollapse
inevitablecollapse's picture would think that the supposed leader of the free world would show some GD punctuality.  christ, i have nothing better to do.  

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:34 | 2980736 DOT
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Will they play "Hail to the Thief " ?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:38 | 2980757 RSloane
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I'd rather hear "Hell To The Chief".

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:36 | 2980741 IridiumRebel
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He looks semi-stoned....musta choked down two Marlberls to calm his nerves just before stepping in.......

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:44 | 2980788 CaptainObvious
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Nah, for an occasion like this, it's Choom Time, baby.  Somebody check his travel records and see if he was in Washington state or Colorado right before this.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2980838 Jena
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He's ... sweaty, too.  Game of basketball before, too?


And Chuck Todd pushing the Petraeus question.  Aw, he wants to be relevant.  So cute.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:40 | 2980765 disabledvet
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On an empirical note: if those diesel and gas prices soar as they already have in California and are currently doing in New York City and possibly even New Jersey then the President has the power to declare an "energy emergency" which make allmGovernment Colective Bargaining Agreements null and void. Besides saving the Government billions in overtime the President this would also have the effect of being able to order General Motors to produce "dual powered bi-fuel vehicles" getting the USA off "oil price shock"...hopefully forever. And since the taxpayer stills owns the controlling interest in GM the President could set the price of said vehicle "now that we know all GM is doing is channel stuffing again." not that folks around here want to hear this of course...but this guy can solve a lot of problems...if that's his plan. Going after his own battle commanders in the first few weeks strikes me as counter productive in the extreme.'

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:25 | 2980991 Opinionated Ass
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this guy can solve a lot of problems

Yup. Arithmetic is easy for him he said! Calculus...not so much. Can he make a really good new Star Wars movie? That would be so cool.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2980769 DOT
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FBI protocols,  Bitchez !

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:43 | 2980781 IridiumRebel
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softball questions yo'

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:48 | 2980789 j0nx
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Republicans are not worth the effort to reach across the aisle to. Bunch of bungling Wile E. Coyote wannabes who still haven't figured out why they lost the election. They think it's because they were too conservative and not inclusive enough of minorities and women when in fact they lost because they are not conservative ENOUGH so their base stayed home and used the time to prep instead. Always blows my mind that the current GOP is always trying to figure out a way to coddle minorities or this group or that group when they should be trying to figure out how to recapture the people that made them valid in the first place. Hint: Isolating and disenfranchising Ron Paul and calling us tea baggers is not that way.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:45 | 2980791 Zero Govt
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no these are not softball questions tee'd up by selective crony journalists for the pre-prepared sugary answers of a lying scumbag

democracy at work Gentlemen, no scripts for the theatre of democracy here

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2980952 CrimsonAvenger
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Question: Sir, I'm a member of the press. Can I latch onto your ass like a remorah?

Answer? Certainly. I think there's a small spot remaining next to Candy Crowley.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:46 | 2980794 q99x2
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I think he said he is going to lower the income bracket of the middle class so he won't be increasing taxes on 97 percent of the citizens.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:51 | 2980815 CaptainObvious
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Heh heh.  He can afford to lower the income bracket of the middle class because he'll be taxing them with Obamacare real soon...that doesn't count because it's not a real "tax", ya know.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2980960 Quinvarius
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That is one way to get a middle class.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:46 | 2980797 lynnybee
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my soap opera was just interrupted by this criminal asshole.   i refuse to even watch him.   i turned it to the WEATHER CHANNEL.    he's a liar & a loser.   i'm done with this fiasco.   

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:47 | 2980803 dracos_ghost
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He does realize the election is over right. He using the same friggin stump speeches.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:50 | 2980814 icanhasbailout
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that's all he's ever done - his job is to bore you to death while his buddies loot the country

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:48 | 2980806 Negro Primero
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2980959 putaipan
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yeah.... check out the little supersonic drone that shows up at noon over denver everyday ( not pot related ).

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2980807 Winston Churchill
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He wants to raise the taxes on the 2% (read 53%),and eliminate deductions.

Balanced 53%/47%.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2980808 fonzannoon
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Obama is successfully laying the blame on repubs right now for going off the cliff. looks like we are going for a ride.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:53 | 2980831 Zer0head
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he wants to go off the cliff as that will be the excuse for the next 4 years, the strategy is to win back the house in 2014, and the GOP don't got the balls to call his bluff

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:53 | 2980826 buzzsaw99
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He will bust out in a chorus of the petraeus song any minute:


I like big boobies and I can not lie. You other generals can't deny...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:53 | 2980830 A Lunatic
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I'm pretty sure that we already have an avenue to citizenship here in America....................


Am I in a fucking Twilight episode...............?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2980842 BlackholeDivestment
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LMAO, what delusional shit for brains voted for this lying bastard? Just shoot yourself already because you are going straight to Hell.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:54 | 2980844 HurricaneMoney
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I cant watch monkey ears talk - I feel like I am in a zoo

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:56 | 2980851 Zer0head
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you are

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:56 | 2980852 SheepDog-One
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ObaMao....what an asshat. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:58 | 2980860 SmoothCoolSmoke
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So BO is a fucking idiot, have I got that right?  OK.  And Mitt Romney could not beat a Fucking idiot.  Right?   So you guys wanted a guy who could not beat a fucking idiot to be POTUS.   Wow, brillant on your part, no?


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:03 | 2980882 CaptainObvious
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No, I didn't want the guy who could not beat a fucking idiot to be POTUS.  I wanted the guy who was robbed of the chance to beat a fucking idiot to be POTUS by his own fucking party.  You're not pinning this one on me, nuh uh.  Don't blame me, I wrote in Kodos' rational brother, Paulos.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:06 | 2980895 Everybodys All ...
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lots of idiots voted.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2980910 drexlraw
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you infer that willard was prefered?brilliant on your part,not..try again

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2981063 SmoothCoolSmoke
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So, no one here, who has labeled BO an ass, idiot, moron......... voted for Romney?    Wanna bet?


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2980938 BlackholeDivestment
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Hey Smokey Robbing Yourself, lmao, you are in the Fight Club. Only Hell-bound delusional idiots would say some stupid shit like you just did. Most of the, lol, so callled ...Bitchez here are not stupid like you and laughed at the thought of either Mr. Magic Underwear or Rosemary's Drag Queen Bride of Christ. They both shop at the Great Wal Mart of China of the Suicide Vampire Squid there dipshit. Oh yeah, um, please, don't shoot yourself. Obviously it's easy to influence your inner demon. Moron.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2981057 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Simple question:  who did you vote for?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:44 | 2981086 earnyermoney
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Ron Paul

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:21 | 2981282 BlackholeDivestment
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LMAO, I am not an Electoral College Member or a duped socialist fool. I'm homeless, not in debt, lmao, and will never have cause to be taxed at zero interest, because, I am divested by the math. LMAO. People that do not work for you do not matter right? LMAO. I did not register a vote ''for'' you, I did not ''vote against people that did''. Haa haa haa haaa. Figure it out. Yeah, that smell is the smoke from your own gun, cheese brain.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:02 | 2981490 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:18 | 2980950 tickhound
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So BO is a fucking idiot, have I got that right?  Yep. 

And Mitt Romney could not beat a Fucking idiot.  Right?  That's right.

So you guys wanted a guy who could not beat a fucking idiot to be POTUS.  This strawman is about to self-combust.

Wow, brillant on your part, no?  Who the fuck are you talking to?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2981073 SmoothCoolSmoke
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17 Romney voters and counting.  Stay away from the track boys.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:42 | 2981076 earnyermoney
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I voted Ron Paul

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:58 | 2980861 Pooper Popper
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Not this guy again!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:59 | 2980866 BlackholeDivestment
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Hey, look at those hard and intelligent media whores questions. Blah haa haa.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:04 | 2980885 Zer0head
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to sum it up

I won so I can do whatever TF I want

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:04 | 2980887 BlackholeDivestment
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Oh my, the dipshit just admitted he's a lying bastard.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:06 | 2980891 Deathrips
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Now youre sticking up for the UN and corporations...fuck you idiot fuck.


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:05 | 2980892 Chuck Walla
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I won! Suck it up and die, old fucks!



Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:07 | 2980897 BlackholeDivestment
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Oh shit, now he's grinning while he's lying.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2980928 CaptainObvious
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He's always what does the grin signify?  That he knows we know he's lying, but he doesn't give two shits?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2980958 BlackholeDivestment
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...yes CaptainObvious. LMAO.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:08 | 2980902 azzhatter
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a little pissy at the fox guys question

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2980903 libertus
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The bengazi story may result in the resignation of the President. Its really clear there is something there. He is clearly on the defensive. The Rice answer and the followup questions really scared him. It is amazing....

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2981025 giddy
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...dreamer... wonder how many times the WH played reruns of Stevens getting "benghazi'd"... forced sodomy and betrayal are fitting metaphors for BOs administration...non?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:48 | 2981108 SmoothCoolSmoke
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If Reagan did not resign after Lebanon......................

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2980906 “Rebellion to t...
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Just woke up from a long nap.  Guessing this A-hole has been lying to us like we're a bunch of fucking retards, right?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2980944 Skateboarder
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We're not a bunch of fucking retards? The last time I checked, people refuse to do simple addition, claiming "that's for math majors."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:20 | 2980956 Winston Churchill
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He wouldn't know the truth if he tripped over it .and it bit him.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2980909 Overfed
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The teleprompter guy is typing furiously.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:13 | 2980921 Jena
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They're just macros.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:23 | 2980983 Skateboarder
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lol, on that note, you don't even need a physical person anymore... an app can easily replace the SCROTUS.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2981023 Jena
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2980911 Count de Money
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Can't believe I have to listen to this lying sack of shit for the next four years.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:44 | 2981085 viahj
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long ear plugs

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:11 | 2980912 augustus caesar
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I am absolutely amazed he can keep a straight face while saying some of this stuff.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:21 | 2980962 DeadFinks
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He has a "gift".

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:13 | 2980918 Jena
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Once he's not President, Obama is going to head out with OJ looking for the real killers.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:13 | 2980920 Zer0head
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Susan Rice married Ian Cameron on September 12, 1992 in Washington, DC; the two met while at Stanford. Cameron is executive producer of ABC News's "This Week with George Stephanopoulos." The couple have two young children.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:14 | 2980927 Quinvarius
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I can't believe he is still pushing that tax raise mumbo jumbo.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:15 | 2980929 Negro Primero
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Tyler(s), time to change the channel please:

Ron Paul Farewell Speech

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:35 | 2981035 Jena
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Listening to Ron Paul after Barack Obama at what passed for a news conference is a great example of substance over style.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2980935 Being Free
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It seems the fuehrer forgot his "Rise Above" button.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:16 | 2980936 brak
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LOL! we won't hurt the seniors by taxing them, we'll just fucking destroy their savings/earnings through ZIRP 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:24 | 2980989 CaptainObvious
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He's got all those nice Obamacare death panels lined up to take care of that little seniors problem, no biggie.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2980995 BlackholeDivestment
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Brak, lmao, puking on Grandma and her daughter, ''single mom, and her kids, lmao, just makes 'em want to vote that much more for Apollyon. Was that not proven to be the case this time around? LMAO.

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