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Compromiser-In-Chief On The Economy And Fiscal Cliff - Live Webcast

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After a busy morning of phone calls from Israel and chatting with his base 'influential' CEOs, we are sure the Compromiser-in-Chief will reach across the aisle this time... right? Will the market follow the recent trend and drop on his every word? Live webcast below...

Scheduled to begin at 1330ET...

 

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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2981028 azzhatter
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keep obama in president

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2980945 rlouis
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blah blah blah, I've lived with this for four years, it simple math, you don't need calculus. just use the credit card. :)

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2980954 Count de Money
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"It's simple math." Oh yeah? Let's see what your math grades looked like, among other things.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:22 | 2980974 razorthin
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More asset dumping.  This could get ugly.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2980996 bankonzhongguo
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Not my President.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:26 | 2980998 rodocostarica
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We do not mettle in any investigations. yeah sure!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:28 | 2980999 freedogger
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Cocksucker in chief didn't answer the last question.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2981022 blunderdog
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Did you hear that last question?  I'm curious what it was, didn't quite catch the audio.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:37 | 2981049 Jena
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I think it had to do with the pot referenda in Colorado and Washington.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:09 | 2981219 blunderdog
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Thanks.  Safe bet that Preznit Chooma is *never* going to talk about the devil weed.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:27 | 2981000 ZackAttack3
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Noticed how when he left the conference, NO ONE reached to shake his hand.  :)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:29 | 2981010 kevinearick
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Replicating Masters & Slaves

Time and time again, Ohio determines who sits in the oval office, but keep arguing with me until it's too late, because what I am saying doesn't comport with the assumption outlining the box you live in...Do you really think the forces carrying Obama and Boehner are different? You want the virus to reproduce itself to death before it can hop to the next host.

Back in the day, my family didn't torch black niggers; it set fire to black men that stood up, and the white men that abetted them. The current process of reproductive control, with the advent of computers, is a little more elaborate, but don't fool yourself; you are looking at the derivative of the derivative of the derivative, of the master/slave, something-for-nothing economy, in every sizable city.

The US didn't win WWII because the eunuch virus was in charge following the Great Depression, and it didn't 'lose' Vietnam because men were in charge, after AC was replaced with DC. The CIA no longer supports the military. The military supports the CIA. It's all about the digitized, dematerialized multi-national corporations now, and you are no more important to them than a lab rat in a drug experiment.

That is why labor does what it does, regardless of the government flavor of the day. You go ahead and change all the laws you want. By the time Congress gets done twisting and turning, you will simply have been delayed yet another political cycle. The law follows behavior, not the other way around.

So, you are a university administrator, and your salary depends entirely upon revenue, like all public, private and non-profit enterprises, because the law is designed to shift consumer costs onto producers, creating the something-for-nothing consumer economy. You want to maximize your budget, preferably with an inelastic ratcheting mechanism.

I prove to you that I can fix the elevators the corporations that designed, built and installed them cannot, even though they build the PLC architecture running the economy. I charge you $125/hr and do things my way, to maximize system profit, which you don't like because you cannot fathom why anyone would want to reduce the budget. Once the elevators are running again, you call the corporations back, and they send out the corporate certified union elevator mechanics again, at $250/hr, to maximize the elevator budget.

Pretty soon the elevators stop running again. You call and I give you a quote of $750/hr, because now we are talking about enterprise level correction; I'm not going through this bullsh- more than once. Now, you are walking up and down stairs, attempting in vain to get your economy running again, with increasing tax rates and a collapsing tax base adjusted for the associated monetary expansion. Your cost transparency is accelerating exponentially. Surprise, surprise.

If you want a $10/hr herd or a $250/hr nigger, don't call me. Call the rocket scientists in Washington DC.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:39 | 2981060 Skateboarder
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I'd say lab rats are given more dignity.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:36 | 2981369 jomama
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racism = ignorance.

but don't let me interrupt your little temper tantrum.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:30 | 2981011 yogibear
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"I hear you have some questions for me". Brilliant!

 For the next forur years and beyond Obama, Reid  and Pelosi can repeat.  "It was Bush's fault."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2981020 azzhatter
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I wouldn't piss on potus if he was on fire

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2981034 txsilverbug
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An apology is needed.

 

Kids,

Sorry we did this to you.  Really, we tried to stop him but the lib fucktards overran us.  Sorry you will buy your first house with outrageous interest rates.  Sorry your credit card rates are going to be max.  Sorry your take home pay is going to suck big fat bama balls.  I'm really sorry we left you in debt when we promised to fix this.  My apologies, my generation is robbing you blind right this very minute. I tried to stop it but all I can do is vote.

 

Apology over, now I would like to express my generosity to the liberals.

 

Fuck each and every one of you for completely ass raping my kid's chances at getting a good job, having a cheap interest rate on their house.  Fuck you.  Your all fucking greedy idiots, and you call wall street greedy.  YOU'RE greedy.  Fucking pathetic bottom feeders. Once this shit is all said and done, you left everyone with nothing. Dumbshits.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:33 | 2981345 jomama
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too bad the shitstorm we're in isn't even close to being solely the fault of the 'liberals'.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:40 | 2981062 Blkhat117
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Well its all gone to shit now.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:13 | 2981235 GOSPLAN HERO
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just more Neo-Marxist BS

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:30 | 2981327 jomama
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just gonna leave this here.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:37 | 2981373 blunderdog
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Let's see how long it takes you to come up with something to say....

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 02:17 | 2983196 nastaking
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