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House Republicans Find Corzine Guilty Of MF Global Collapse, Missing Funds; Democrats Refuse To Endorse Findings

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It appears that these days not even the Corzining of client money can happen without it being split across furiously polarized party lines. As it turns out hours ago, the Committee on House Financial Services released an advance glimpse into a report to be released in its entirety tomorrow, which puts the blame for the collapse of not only MF Global, but also the disappearance of millions in client money, right where it belongs: the firm's then CEO Jon Corzine.

As Bloomberg summarizes, "The summary reflects conclusions reached by Republicans, who hold a majority on the panel and were in contact with Democrats during the investigation, according to Jeff Emerson, spokesman for the Financial Services Committee. The investigation included three congressional hearings, more than 50 interviews and a review of documents from MF Global, former brokerage employees and regulators, according to the summary."

Yet that Corzine corzined millions, leaving clients scrambling in bankruptcy court in an attempt to recover what should have been segregated money from the very beginning, and also just happened to blow up one of the 21 Fed-anointed Primary Dealers, is not surprising: this has been long known by everyone. Those who need a refresher are urged to recall the Honorable's testimony before the House... or maybe not: after all it is not as if Corzine himself could recall a whole lot. Where it gets interesting is that the former Democratic governor, and senator, not to mention primary bundler for president Obama, is, in the eyes of the members of the committee, innocent: All the democrats on the Investigations Subcommittee refused to sign off on the findings, meaning that to them, Corzine is completely innocent. That this is purely a political move is glaringly obvious. It is also abhorrent, because as long as political ideology gets in the way of pursuing and imposing justice, the Banana States of America will remain just that.

From The Committee on Financial Services:

Subcommittee Investigation Reveals Decisions by Corzine Led to MF Global Bankruptcy and Missing Customer Funds 

Full report of Financial Services Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee
to be released Thursday


WASHINGTON – Decisions by Jon Corzine to chart a radically different course for MF Global and try to turn the 230-year-old commodities broker into a full-service investment bank were the cause of the firm’s bankruptcy and failure to protect customer funds, Republican members of a congressional subcommittee will report this week.

The House Financial Services Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations, chaired by Rep. Randy Neugebauer, will release the full results of its year-long staff investigation into the collapse of MF Global on Thursday.


“Our investigation is essentially an autopsy of how MF Global came to its ultimate demise and what can be done to prevent similar customer losses in the future,” said Chairman Neugebauer.


Corzine, a former co-chairman of Goldman Sachs who later became a U.S. senator and governor of New Jersey, resigned from MF Global on November 4, 2011, almost 20 months after becoming the firm’s Chairman and CEO.  The brokerage had declared bankruptcy four days earlier and its collapse revealed a $1.6 billion shortfall in customer funds. 


“Choices made by Jon Corzine during his tenure as chairman and CEO sealed MF Global’s fate,” Chairman Neugebauer stated.   “Farmers, ranchers and other customers may never get back over $1 billion of their money as a result of his decisions. Corzine dramatically changed MF Global’s business model without fully understanding the risks associated with such a radical transformation.”


The Subcommittee’s staff investigation of MF Global involved three hearings, more than 50 witness interviews, and the review of more than 243,000 documents obtained from MF Global, its former employees, federal regulators and other sources.


“By expanding MF Global into new business lines without first returning its core commodities business to profitability, Corzine ensured that the company would face enormous resource demands and exposed it to new risks that it was ill-equipped to handle,” the subcommittee report states.


In order to generate the revenue needed to fund MF Global’s transformation, Corzine invested heavily in the sovereign debt of struggling European countries.  These investments, which carried enormous default and liquidity risks, were a “prime focus” of Corzine’s attention and he failed to develop a corporate strategy for managing the risks, the subcommittee majority staff found.


Authoritarian atmosphere


Those risks were exacerbated by an authoritarian atmosphere Corzine created at the firm where “no one could challenge his decisions,” the subcommittee report reveals. 


Corzine made significant changes to MF Global’s senior management, including the hiring of Bradley Abelow, his former gubernatorial chief of staff, as the firm’s chief operating officer.


When MF Global’s chief risk officer disagreed with Corzine about the size of the company’s European bond portfolio, Corzine directed him to report to Abelow rather than to MF Global’s board of directors.  “This change effectively sidelined the most senior individual charged with monitoring the company’s risks and deprived the board of an independent assessment of the risks that Corzine’s trades posed to MF Global, its shareholders and its customers,” the report declares.


Corzine insulated trading activity from review process


In addition, the subcommittee’s report reveals that Corzine acted as MF Global’s “de facto chief trader” and insulated his trading activities from the company’s normal risk management review process.  This enabled Corzine to quickly build the company’s European bond portfolio “well in excess of prudent limits without effective resistance.”


Rather than hold the European bonds on MF Global’s books, which could expose the company to earnings volatility, Corzine chose to use these bonds as collateral in repurchase-to-maturity (RTM) transactions.  This permitted the company to book quick profits while keeping the transactions off its balance sheet.


Failure to initially disclose extent of risks


Since MF Global did not initially disclose the full extent of its European bond holdings, federal regulators and the investing public were not aware of all the risks facing the company. 


The belated disclosure in October 2011 of its extensive European RTM portfolio – which amounted to 14 percent of MF Global’s total assets – combined with poor earnings news prompted credit rating agencies to downgrade the company’s credit rating to junk status. 


The downgrade set off a “run on the bank” by MF Global’s investors, customers and counterparties that created a liquidity crisis during what would turn out to be the company’s final days.  


Because Corzine had failed to integrate systems and controls for managing the company’s liquidity and protecting customer funds, the company could not fully assess and anticipate its liquidity needs during the crisis, nor could it coordinate its cash management, liquidity monitoring and regulatory compliance functions.


Liquidity crisis prompts withdrawal of customer funds


“As the company struggled to find additional liquidity,” the subcommittee reports, “company employees identified excess company funds held in customer accounts.  However, because they did not have an accurate accounting of the amount of customer funds the company held, they withdrew customer funds as well as company funds.”


The subcommittee notes that it will be up to prosecutors and regulators to determine whether MF Global or its employees violated laws or regulations when these withdrawals of customer funds were made.


‘Dereliction of duty


“However, the responsibility for failing to maintain the systems and controls necessary to protect customer funds rests with Corzine,” the report maintains.  “This failure represents a dereliction of his duty as MF Global’s chairman and CEO.”


In its report, the subcommittee recommends that Congress consider legislation to impose civil liability on the officers and directors of futures commission merchants (FCMs) like MF Global who sign financial statements or authorize transfers from customer segregated accounts.  Such legislation could “restore investor confidence in the derivatives markets and ensure that an FCM does not misuse customer funds in the future,” the Subcommittee report said.


Other findings of investigation to be released


In addition to its findings that Corzine’s decisions led to MF Global’s downfall, the Subcommittee report is expected to address regulatory agencies’ failure to share critical information with each other about MF Global, failures by credit rating agencies to sufficiently review MF Global’s public filings, and concerns about the New York Federal Reserve’s decision to designate MF Global as a “primary dealer” despite the company’s troubled financial situation.


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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:16 | 2981957 Rearranging Dec...
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yeah great but no one's going to prosecute. I wonder if the conclusions of a congressional panel are admissible in the civil suits ?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:18 | 2981961 no taste
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Please consider contributing to the fund to repurchase Corzine's soul.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:20 | 2981975 john39
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i read in RT today that some guy got convicted in Alabama of selling a couple copied cd's and got sentenced to two years in prison...    clearly he should have sold 200 million CD's, and could then walk away like corzine.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:24 | 2981988 kaiserhoff
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So much for the rule of law.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:28 | 2981999 NotApplicable
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As I mentioned in another thread earlier, I've yet to see anything in the report discussing his blatant CRIMINAL activity.

Instead they just paint him as a loose cannon, taking on undue risk, which caused a bank run, which brought down MFG.

Perhaps there's something buried deep within the report, but if so, it's being white-washed away.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:34 | 2982009 redpill
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Free Jon Corzine!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:38 | 2982026 asteroids
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I would be more than happy to free him from the hangmans noose after he expires.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:58 | 2982081 AlaricBalth
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I would think an aggressive state attorney would have standing to charge Corzine with criminal breach of fiduciary duty. If the Feds don't have the intestinal fortitude perhaps a state prosecutor will.

"If a relation of trust and confidence exists between the parties (that is to say, where confidence is reposed by one party and a trust accepted by the other, or where confidence has been acquired and abused), that is sufficient as a predicate for relief. [ ] Fiduciary relationships may be implied in law and such relationships are premised upon the specific factual situation surrounding the transaction and the relationship of the parties. [ ] Courts have found a fiduciary relation implied in law when confidence is reposed by one party and a trust accepted by the other. [ ] To establish a fiduciary relationship, a party must allege some degree of dependency on one side and some degree of undertaking on the other side to advise, counsel and protect the weaker party."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:13 | 2982589 Rearranging Dec...
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I wasn't aware that there was such a thing as a criminal breach of fiduciary duty! I have only ever heard  about breach of fiduciary duty as a civil cause of action. He is surely liable for a breach of fiduciary duty by his actions taken as outlined in the report. Unfortunately, I am sure that MF Global had Errors and Omissions or Directors and Officers insurance as well as probably have some sort of indemnification clause in their bylaws so its not like the civil suits will directly punish Corslime. Unless they manage to make civil fraud causes of action stick.

If there is indeed such a crime I would like to see an agressive state attorney general

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:28 | 2983144 redpill
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Well, it's criminal when it's blatent fraud.  We're not talking about an accounting error here.


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 02:10 | 2983188 strannick
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As every good Democrat knows, there is no objective Truth, only subjective truths. You only have to choose to believe Corazine is innocent and then it becomes true to you.

Only power mongering white patriarchical western males insist on such antiquated notions such as justice and truth.

Only Republican Fascists would attempt to smear a noble Obama footsoldier such as John Corazine.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 08:10 | 2983410 GetZeeGold
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On further review....there's not sufficient evidence to support the challenge.


The play stands. First down and ten.


Hurray for our side. Paying off the referees was a good call.


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 08:36 | 2983455 kralizec
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More proof of zero difference between Dem's & Pubbies?  Absolutism is soooo confusing...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:30 | 2983147 williambanzai7
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Breach of fiduciary duty is watered down by something else called the "business judgement rule."

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:16 | 2983133 hidingfromhelis
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Hmmm, no mention of clawing back the segregated account funds that improperly went to JPM.  Imagine that!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 07:30 | 2983390 Karl von Bahnhof
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Maybe he should go to jerk off to some orthodox church or put a frozen chicken in his ass in WalMart to ensure his freedom.

/sarc on

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:43 | 2982038 TeamDepends
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He is pretty good looking...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:46 | 2982041 NotApplicable
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*With purchase of bankster of equal or greater value.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:35 | 2983158 A Nanny Moose
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But wait! There's more!!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:50 | 2982054 tom a taxpayer
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Where the hell are the prosecutors?

William Black for Special Prosecutor.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:50 | 2982298 knukles
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There're thousands upon thousands of star prosecutors... just nothin' to prosecute.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 08:13 | 2983427 GetZeeGold
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I See Nothing - Sgt Schultz

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:14 | 2982139 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"As I mentioned in another thread earlier, I've yet to see anything in the report discussing his blatant CRIMINAL activity.

Instead they just paint him as a loose cannon, taking on undue risk, which caused a bank run, which brought down MFG.

Perhaps there's something buried deep within the report, but if so, it's being white-washed away."

If they painted Corzine a criminal it would reveal that they are all criminals in one way shape or form. The whole thing is rotten to the core.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:47 | 2982043 Urban Redneck
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Jury nullification is the rule of law, just ask OJ.  Hopefully if someone takes the law into their own hands, they will benefit from jury nullification as well.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:25 | 2981993 Troll Magnet
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Why do you want to prosecute Corzine?  Are you a Hamas member or something?

Shalom, bitchez!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:43 | 2982005 TruthInSunshine
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The Hon. Jon S. Corzine is far too relaxed on his luxurious sloop ("Fractional Rig-ged") that's currently cruising through warm Caribbean turquoise/aquamarine waters to be bothered by such political wrangling.



Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:33 | 2982007 emersonreturn
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as well as corzine, obama has to answer for underwriting the banks rather than giving the Fed's bogus printed fiat to small business.  he chose to support crime and corruption rather than follow a path toward prosperity and integrity. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:50 | 2982295 Troll Magnet
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Op, op, op, op

Oppa Chicago Style!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:52 | 2982513 SILVERGEDDON

Corn, meet hole. We are the hole, Corzine and his buddies are the cobs. Bend over, bitchez.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 23:23 | 2982830 eatthebanksters
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I'd rather donate a bullet to the soul that is brave enough to take the shot...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 00:10 | 2982978 FEDbuster
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Better make that a silver bullet with a tungsten cross as it's core.

Why hasn't one of the people he ripped off taken this POS out?  There has to be a rancher, farmer, etc... out there who can put a hole through a silver dollar from 200yds. out with a 30.06, just sayin...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:46 | 2982276 Buck Johnson
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I think they are.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:04 | 2982358 xtop23
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I just can't believe, we have fallen so far, that this fuckhole still has his freedom.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:44 | 2982491 vast-dom
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Good cop, bad cop fuck them both = the game is to perpetuate the rot.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:17 | 2981960 HelluvaEngineer
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If cracka don't go jail, imma gonna riot </twitter>

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:23 | 2982180 BurningFuld
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cracka ain't gonna see no jail: In its report, the subcommittee recommends that Congress consider legislation to impose civil liability on the officers and directors of futures commission merchants (FCMs) like MF Global who sign financial statements or authorize transfers from customer segregated accounts.

Civil liability??? Are you fucking kidding me? The guy should be in shackles with NO BAIL!! He knowingly robbed hundreds of people.

In other news I am luckily married to an American citizen and have just discovered her reporting requirements under FBAR. (Look it up) I think you people HAVE LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS! That's just my opinion of course as I am sure you have plenty of money and time to peruse through legally registered foreign retirement accounts while all the time remembering Mittens paying his whopping 14% tax. Good thing your politicians are not running for office here!!! Fuck me.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 23:08 | 2982777 SilverRhino
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That would be the same Mittens who donated roughly a quarter of his income to charity right?   

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 00:04 | 2982980 dark pools of soros
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saying he has Income???  Those are fighting words for the 1%

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:18 | 2981963 LongSoupLine
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Time for another ZH "Meet the members of the (insert corrupt group here)" profile outting.


I love those.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:24 | 2981990 PrintingPress
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Print names! 


Get 60 minutes to do a story on things and get this public.  I bet there are some farmers that have an opinion on this. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:32 | 2982004 NotApplicable
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LOL, surely you don't believe in the sanctity of 60 Minutes?

Like all weapons, they are used by one entity to take out another. The only thing to learn from 60 Minutes is who isn't in "the club" (total take-down) vs. who is (fake attack in the form of damage control).

In other words, one of the finest long-term CIA ops going.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:47 | 2982044 iDealMeat
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+1,  Watched it last night. It was on mortgage fraud, derivatives, and general crisis in 08. The sole reason I watched it was to see who they'd name..


Yep..  They called out the usual Bankster criminals save 2..  No mention what-so-ever of Goldman or JP. Morgan..


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:43 | 2982252 Bay of Pigs
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Yes, we dont need people to name names, we know who the Morgue is.

CFTC Commissioner Bart Chilton on HFT regulations, silver manipulation probe & MF Global

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:18 | 2981964 foodstampbarry
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Bring on the end...Dissolve this union bitchez.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:23 | 2981980 The Shootist
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Burn baby, Burn!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:48 | 2982704 yogibear
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Let's start with Texas breaking away and then other viable states that haven't been infested with leeches and socialist.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:18 | 2981965 ghengis86
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Remind me again why I don't go and rob banks, the Treasury and all the TBTF's?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:20 | 2981973 no taste
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Because that is where you work, Jamie Dimon.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:33 | 2982006 NotApplicable
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"Go home Jamie. You're drunk!"

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:26 | 2981996 Strider52
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Corzine should be sentenced to jail for a thousand years, or hard labor mining gold to get the customer's money back. But he won't.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:47 | 2982701 Papasmurf
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He should be dressed in a French maid costume at one of the finest French hotels during a DSK visit.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:19 | 2981968 Dr. Engali
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Funny how they came to that conclusion after the election. It might make one think they wanted to loose. Put up a crappy candidate and hold back a lot of information that could have sunk Obama.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:22 | 2981978 e-man
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I always wondered about that.  Many things didn't seem to add up right.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:26 | 2981995 Everybodys All ...
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Why do you assume the media would actually find blame with their messiah Obama?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:32 | 2982002 Rearranging Dec...
Rearranging Deckchairs's picture

Clearly the republicans don't really care about protecting the little guy or they would have made a bigger issue of it.

But no one I have talked to in the last year including seemingly intellient informed adults have ever known what MF Global was. I am talking about dozens of people I tried to educate about it.


Almost no play in the main stream media.  Clearly Wall street owns the media! They can't let it out what a joke the regulatory environment truly is and that no one's money is safe.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:36 | 2982014 NotApplicable
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I hear ya. Start talking MFG and people instantly become deaf, dumb and blind.

Well, voters, at least. The others? They just shake their head and walk away, as the corruption is a given.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:53 | 2982061 blunderdog
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The trouble is: MOST people don't care which rich guy is ripping off whichever other rich guy.  They never have.

That the MF Global story describes a crime and demonstrates the failure of rule of law in the USA isn't in doubt, but there are so many OTHER issues which have a more direct bearing on the lives of the masses that it would be foolish to expect this particular story to get any press attention.

75,000 affluent folks were ripped off by a company that they depended on to help them stay affluent.  Compare that to a million people imprisoned for non-violent drug-related offenses (another story which receives little press attention) for some sense of scale.

Virtually everyone I know and socialize with has been aware for years that anyone you do business with can rip you off, and if they do, you have no real recourse.  It's about time that understanding "trickled up" to the folks with real money.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:59 | 2982090 Rearranging Dec...
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Yeah but it doesn't take a huge leap in logic to see that if it could happen to those 75,000 well off people that it could happen to the tens if not hundreds of millions of Americans  with pensions, retirement accoutns, and regular old brokerage accounts. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:32 | 2982217 blunderdog
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As I said--everyone *I* know already knows there are no guarantees. The percentage of folks who still fully buy into the Americanist Myth must be down to single-digits by now, don't you think?

Lemme use a specific example just for clarity...

Say you got a phone call from your cell-provider (or ISP) saying you were late in your payments and you had better give them $140 immediately or they'd have to shut down your service.  You might know with 100% certainty that you DON'T owe that $140, but what would you DO?  Ask to speak to a supervisor?  Fight with them for hours on the phone to some dude in another state (or country) who knows only what he sees on his terminal?  Threaten to SUE?

If you are like MOST Americans, you'd piss and moan and make the payment.  Maybe you'd find out later that they caught the mistake and they'd credit your account, but what would be your RECOURSE if they just kept the money?  You'd pretty much be limited to looking for another provider.

The MF Global story is pretty much *exactly* analogous, but the sums of money are bigger.  If you haven't yet realized that "everyone's out to get your money," you're not paying much attention to life in the US. 

The beauty of it is that you're more or less able to get away with the same crimes.  Get someone's signature on the right maintenance contract and you can keep billing them FOREVER.  If you have their authorization to bill a credit-card, you even know you're gonna get the money no matter what the "customer" thinks.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 00:46 | 2983076 H E D G E H O G
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sorry 'dog, but this MF would threaten to find said caller and cut the heads off him, and everyone else in his family tree if he didn't get the fucking "mistake" fixed, and quickly. same goes for the prick corzone. capiche?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:44 | 2984170 blunderdog
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Dude, this is the Internet.  OBVIOUSLY everyone here is a badass.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:02 | 2982098 Obadiah
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I actually have asked at least 10 people all CLUELESS about Jonnyboy... Even a 25 yr vet cop


What? were effed

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:05 | 2982556 earnyermoney
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If Corzine were a Repub, he'd have received the Abramoff treatment right up through the closing of the polls. Since he's a D, not so much.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:43 | 2982033 dwdollar
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Assuming the elections are legitimate...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:46 | 2982042 walküre
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Corzine would have had Romney's ass. Beware of bugger imagery.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:11 | 2982386 LawsofPhysics
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As we have discussed before, there is only one party, for the banks and financial houses, by the banks and financial houses.

Should they want markets to rally they will hang Corzine publicly.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:04 | 2983508 semperfi
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Crappy? As in the guy who lost to McCain who then lost to The Chicago Marxist in '08 crappy ?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:20 | 2981969 dwdollar
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Gosh, the Demorats are surely teaching Wallstreet a lesson.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:20 | 2981970 Deathrips
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But the Money Vaporized?


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:21 | 2981974 Cdad
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I hear Ben Bernanke's voice just now, in answer to a question at one of his news conferences not long ago, a question about why the Fed felt justified in QEing, a leading question by the reporter about bank bailouts.  In answer, Dr. Bernanke, in a sarcastic tone, confessed that he knew that many thought it was all about putting money into big banks, propping up banker bonuses, etc.

That J. Corzine is still walking around is, in fact, proof of the banker cabal that B. Bernanke mocked during that news conference.  And as long as this cabal continues to exist in its current state of omipotent power, the US ecnoomy shall never recover, as capital will not form at the feet of such criminals.  And as such, all we will have is the printing press which, by now, everyone should understand as counter productive where economic recovery is concerned.

More banker pink slips, please...and an orange jump suit for Corzine.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:23 | 2981979 ghengis86
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I've got a matching neck tie for his jumpsuit

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:09 | 2982382 xtop23
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^ that 

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:02 | 2983503 semperfi
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rope & chains

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:23 | 2981976 Cognitive Dissonance
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Hear no evil, see no evil, do not speak of the evil, thus there is no evil.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:25 | 2981981 Yen Cross
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   Is anyone surprised, after TOTUS spent [67:32] bloviating today?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:24 | 2981982 reader2010
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Free Madoff.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 05:19 | 2983328 e-recep
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aka thief of thiefs.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:24 | 2981983 rodocostarica
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just got an ad for Learning Hebrew here on ZH. I clicked it to add to the ZH pot. Did that appear for me becuase I clicked on the link to the Hamas rocket attack on Tel Aviv? Wow this google shit is pretty intense.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:36 | 2982020 Billy Shears
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Yeah, I once made a negative remark about Israel on twitter and El Al started following me; weird!?!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:24 | 2981986 semperfi
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The Kenyan Thug and his Democrat Army ARE THE LAW.  Any questions?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:42 | 2982036 Bastiat
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Chicago marxist thug is more like it.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:49 | 2982050 NotApplicable
Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:26 | 2981994 machinegear
Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:37 | 2982017 A Lunatic
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There will never be justice via political process, with this bunch especially. You almost have to be criminally stupid to expect it...........

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:53 | 2982062 Urban Redneck
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justice is a process, not an outcome.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:06 | 2982115 Zero Govt
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it's a bit of both

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:37 | 2982018 nmewn
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I'll see your Benghazi SexGate coverup and raise you a billionaire Corzine.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:39 | 2982029 A Lunatic
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Just in case Sexgate isn't big enough there's always the WAR in Israel............

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:04 | 2982106 nmewn
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Yeah, I saw that...I guess they got tired (lack of sleep) from the constant barrage of missles coming over the border from Gaza.

I get cranky when that happens too ;-)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:47 | 2982019 Rearranging Dec...
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Since most Rancher's I know are well stocked in the firearm department, I am still not quite sure why we haven't seen any stories of ranchers who lost their life savings stalking the squids in NYC and gunning em down.

Not saying I condone violence but still shocked no one has done it. I wonder how much he pays his security detail?


Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:40 | 2982032 Yen Cross
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 Now Corzine can go bury himself in the 'Belize' sand, with his pal Mc Afee...   F#&king PARASITE!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:42 | 2982035 CaptainObvious
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The Dems on the committee didn't sign off because they think that the Exalted Leader is probably going to offer Corzine the Secretary of the Treasury post.  Timmy apparently wasn't making our tax dollars disappear fast enough, so they're calling in the real expert.  Obummer's creating jobs all for former senators, who desperately need jobs. They can't live on insider trading alone, folks!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:48 | 2982046 Bastiat
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Here's what these crooks did to farmer friend of mine who had a cash balance and no open position:  sent him a rubber check, then sent him account statement showing zero balance.  So he became a general creditor.   Criminal filth.  Nobody gets it or cares -- maybe the fraud's become so systemic that people are numb to it -- just like the $trillions in bailouts and debt, war crimes and nullification of the Bill of Rights.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:52 | 2982052 Radical Marijuana
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The MF Global story was the most symbolically significant one from 2011.

It looks like the Corzining of client money shall live on in history, like the phrase Ponzi scheme does. Although, in aboslute magnitide, the MF Global story was trivial, it still was very symbolically important! Of course, as bigger things get much worse, much faster, that story will probably become insignificant. At the time, it seemed an enormous and unpredictable step that segregated funds could just vaporize. However, given the exponentially accelerating rates at which financial systems are going raving MAD ??? ???

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:56 | 2982072 Rearranging Dec...
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I think the american population largley asleep and incapable of any rational independent thought not instructed to them by the media, can't see the very simple logical extension of the fact that "segregated client funds" are not in fact segregated in any meaningful way and are thus totally un protected from institutional theft.

Some other sociopath is going to gamble with "segregated client funds" and lose them again, or even worse they will outright flee the country with the "segregated client funds"


If no one gets prosecuted for this it will happen next to your brokerage accounts Amerika.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:59 | 2982088 Yen Cross
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  Public figures think they are "untouchable", all the way to the gallows...




Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:03 | 2982091 Zero Govt
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" long as political ideology gets in the way of pursuing and imposing justice, the Banana States of America will remain just that."

Well said. Good article in its entirety. 

Hang Jon Corzine ...and anyone he advised economically, like that after-dinner speaker and his auto-cue reader side-kick, the President

Indeed didn't the President just say in todays press conference regards the General Pretreaus mess it would "go through normal protocol" and we cannot suspend the "innocent until proven guilty" process of trial by jury?

..that's coming from a bump-them-off-without-rights tyrant US President

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:00 | 2982096 Sechel
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The House failed to secure an interview with Edith Obrien or consider the implications of Corzine's Sarbanes Oxley violations.

Conclusion is this is a white-wash.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:07 | 2982117 larz
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"That this is purely a political move is glaringly obvious. It is also abhorrent, because as long as political ideology gets in the way of pursuing and imposing justice, the Banana States of America will remain just that."



Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:09 | 2982123 Darkness
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This reminds me why Congress has a 10% approval rating. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:16 | 2982145 Duke of Con Dao
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if I were Corzine I'd be watching out my window Fast and Furiously!

YouTube - Adventures of the Open Road: Hamas Tough Guy Ahmed al-Jabri has a Hot Date with a Drone

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:24 | 2982183 Yen Cross
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 The rule of law/ Oooops, that Email was accidentally deleted.

   Corzine will "patronize" some narcissistic event, and "Abe Lincolns" followers will take care of business...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:26 | 2982188 loveyajimbo
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Who would have thought the lilly-livered libs would be the group to take over Amerika as fascist Nazis?  The rule of law is no more, Obungas executive orders and NDAA would make Hitler proud, his admistration is filled with the same characters like Goebbles (Carney), Himmler (Holder) and Goering (Clinton), Ribbentrop (Rice)... and other assorted scumbags.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:26 | 2982189 buzzsaw99
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The answer is simple. Never trust anyone.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:47 | 2982282 overmedicatedun...
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corruption of the nation by corrupt gov from congress to the president to DOJ and Military and our Fed and banks is so large it becomes can an economy recover with this evil bunch, it cannot. it can go on and on but wealth is leaving the USA each passing year that these crime lords rule. when we look at corzine today we see each and every one of the elite leaders for what they are. it sickens the soul.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 00:20 | 2982448 Radical Marijuana
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Yeah, Buzzsaw, I agree, in principle that we should not trust anyone ... except we have no choice. If you drive on the public roads, you are forced to trust the other drivers ... to not just drive over the lines and straight into you ... Corzine's institutional theft was like that, he gets to drive a huge truck over all the little people's cars, bump, bump, bump, and the police then wave him on through ... He has the de facto right of way. Imagine what a "Mad Max" movie scene the public roads would become if there ended up being no practical enforcement of the rules of the road! Imagine that big trucks had the right away to drive over little cars with impunity!  Imagine if the traffic lights and stop signs became practically meaningless guidelines, that the big trucks could simply ignore ... except if there was another bigger truck?

NOT being able to trust anyone, which is more and more becoming the social situation, due to the runaway triumph of fraud making the most money, and then that being re-invested in more fraud, primiarly through using that fraudulently derived profit to fund the political processes, is turning the financial markets into a demolition derby ...

Not being able to trust people will systematically destroy civil society, and everyone will lose. The only reason why we had a decent standard of living was that it used to be possible to trust the vast majority of people, the vast majority of the time. Furthermore, action would be taken to stop those who had proven that they should not be trusted. Now, everything is being systematically shaken up-side down. The cartoon image of someone being turned up-side down, until all the money is shaken out of his pockets, is NOW the real world.  More and more, the runaway triumph of fraud and organized crime taking complete control over the government results in social realities becoming like absurd cartoons. It is as if we have all watched enough stupid TV make a mockery out of the laws of physics long enough until the "reality show" of politics has become a Punch and Judy Puppet show, full of outlandishly absurd events, one after another! Our political processes are now routinely based on being able to count on people deliberately ignoring the laws of physics, while going along with the ramifications of believing in one impossible story after another!

From a philosophical point of view, I have reached the point were I no longer trust anyone. However, I still regard that as a tremendous tragedy, which creates an insane world, that is madly self-destructive! After the government is totally taken over to by the best organized gangs of criminals, working behind the scenes, more and more successfully, until the whole thing becomes so painfully obvious, as in the MF Global case, the whole world becomes a mad and macabre cartoon!  Appreciating the sick humour of that is about the only consolation I have left these days!

So, Buzzsaw, I hate that you are right, that we can no longer trust anyone, and those people that we should be able to trust the most have become the ones that we can actually trust the least! Welcome to the Bizarro Mirror World!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:28 | 2982202 venturen
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What the heck happpen...wasn't Ben just suppose to print up the money for him?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:28 | 2982203 fuu
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Hey look who's on that committee...Ron Paul.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:30 | 2982210 venturen
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Obama promotes Corzine to Treasury Sec!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 08:33 | 2983450 Papasmurf
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No, Fed Chairsatan.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 05:21 | 2986969 MeelionDollerBogus
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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:36 | 2982235 Cheyenne
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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

If House Republicans had any real balls, they'd draft articles of impeachment and pound Eric Holder into the sand for not prosecuting Corzine.

But they don't. They're secretarial bitches for their Wall Street daddies, drafting toothless reports exactly like this.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:43 | 2982253 adr
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That wouldn't matter, there aren't enough votes for impeachment. Millions marching on Washington is the only hope now.

Demands are:

Any sitting representative must resign

All EBT cards are to be cancelled

Only citizens with two forms of ID may vote in the new election

Three debates will be scheduled for a new presidential election

No political ads will be allowed, period

Any organization found advertising for any political candidate will be fined $100 million for each occurance

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:01 | 2982350 Cheyenne
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"there aren't enough votes for impeachment."


"A verified complaint/resolution of impeachment filed by at least one-third (1/3) of all the members of the House shall constitute the articles of impeachment..." (p. 4:20-22).

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:37 | 2982237 adr
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Grab your torches and pitchforks!!!

Actually, grab your AR15s and C4...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:43 | 2982259 Turdy Brown
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Corzine/Dimon 2016!! Yeah!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:44 | 2982260 toomanyfakecons...
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The stupid party and the evil party dancing on the deck of the Titanic... err... Lusitania.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:45 | 2982271 Benjamin Glutton
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So the see no Wall Street evil speak no Wall Street evil Republicans finally found a partisan they are willing to pronounce guilty?


Why I'm shocked I tell ya, just shocked.


enjoy trolls.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:52 | 2982284 Azwethinkweiz
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So when do I get the rest of my funds back?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:07 | 2982374 GoldmanSux
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What are the names of the Democrats on the committee?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:08 | 2982378 Pancho Villa
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Those rotten Republicans! How dare they malign the character of the next chairman of the SEC.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:21 | 2982408 robertocarlos
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Corzine won't see it coming out of the clear blue sky.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 06:17 | 2983358 noses
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I don't think any of his victims would still have the funds to obtain a Predator or two...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:25 | 2982418 Peter Pan
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Corzine for President !!

That should bring the whole sick show to an end.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 06:18 | 2983359 noses
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Why would he want to become president? Lousy compensation, no bonus and looking at the current deficit nothing worth stealing.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:14 | 2982465 BlackholeDivestment
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...well Smokey Robbing Sons, the Vote 2 Party 666 standard of care I'm sure has nothing hidden under these sheets either. BetrayU.S. Golem Golem. A Broad investigation, of this ''Phantom of the Operation Squid Vicious'', will result in nothing but an empty account and Eastwood's Chair remaining in the closet. What a complete Turkey. The Bailout Beltway Bandits both look aspathetic as the Hellbound American's that cast votes for them and defined agreement with the zero interest black hole they call home. Err, fee fine foe Lloyd's Thumb. I smell the joke, (g)ods Country, AKA Corzine Country, land of Vapor Vipers and Volumeless Victory, is the blood of the Private's mother's dead son ...and the account of farmers small business owner etc... everyone.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:39 | 2982470 nevket240
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Fuck America. you clowns have financially raped and pillaged the whole world and given the world a whole new demographic class.

 Upper class, middle class, lower class and now the Corzine class.



Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:58 | 2982527 Atlantis Consigliore
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Pornzining of America; What Me Invest? Futures?   SEC ? Regulators?  

Run!!!!   Alfred E Neuman???  bye bye!!!! 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:26 | 2982630 topspinslicer
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It's not what you know it's who you know -- unless a pissed off investor decides to let the bullets fly. With this administration street justice is moral and necessary.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:39 | 2982664 SillySalesmanQu...
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Sign up here for the "We Trade In Lead Posse" to impose the criminal "dereliction of duty" of Honorable Jon.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:43 | 2982687 Seasmoke
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I would be happy if they just that fuck abelow under the bus. I hate that POS scumbag.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:27 | 2983142 rich_wicks
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The pathetic thing in all this is that if Jon Corzine was a Republican, it would be the Democrats that found him responsible, and the Repubilcans turning the other way.

Just a group of scumbag politicians, that's all it is - don't think this means the Republican congress scum found a principle somewhere.  These are the same dirtbags that were claiming that Bush didn't lie us into a war in Iraq.  It's just one party of complete total scumbags versus another party of complete total scumbags trying to make the other scumbag party look worse.  Flush the shit down the toilet or stew in the sewer people.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 01:32 | 2983151 williambanzai7
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Here we are 1 year later. Actually four years later overall. Don't expect any change in the next four years.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:21 | 2983767 Jim B
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The system is TOTALLY and COMPLETELY corrupt!  

The is NO justice for the politically connected criminals.


Fri, 11/16/2012 - 05:28 | 2986974 MeelionDollerBogus
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fuck it.

Corzine for VP, MillionDollarBonus_ for President.

Why the fuck not. Don't say you wouldn't be laughing. You'd be running / emigrating but you'd still be laughing.

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