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Israel Assassinates Hamas Army's "Chief Of Staff" In Precision Airstrike, Hamas Vows "Infernal" Response

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Update: Israel CDS 145/155, +6 bps

In a move that is certain to aggravate the already frayed relations between Israel and the Palestine, not to mention send Brent spiking, moments ago the IAF, in a precision airstrike, assassinated Ahmed Jaabari, the head of Hamas' armed wing - a position that is equivalent to Chief of Staff - together with his son, who were travelling in a car at the moment of the strike. And, as expected, the furious Hamas response has already been logged and promises much more death and escalation in the near term.

From Times of Israel:

The IDF confirmed the airstrike on Jaabari and said that it had launched a “widespread campaign on terror sites and operatives in the Gaza Strip, chief among them Hamas and Islamic Jihad targets.”

“By nature of his position, Jaabari has been responsible over the past decade for all anti-Israel terror activity emanating from the [Gaza] Strip, the Shin Bet security agency said in a statement.

Palestinians reported that there had been additional IAF airstrikes in Khan Yunis and Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip.

Jaabari was credited with being one of the leaders of Hamas’s violent putsch to take control of the Gaza Strip in 2007, and masterminded the professionalization of the Hamas military.

Israel attempted to kill Jaabari in an airstrike in 2004, but ended up killing his eldest son, his brother, and several cousins instead.

Israel's official stance, is that the assassination is in retaliation to a recent surge in shelling out of Gaza:

On Sunday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Israel would not abide the ongoing rocket fire from the Gaza Strip.

 

“The IDF is operating, and will operate forcefully against the terrorist organizations in the Gaza Strip, which are sustaining heavy blows from the IDF,” the prime minister said. “The world needs to understand that Israel will not sit idly by in the face of attempts to attack us. We are prepared to intensify the response.”

 

Although the prime minister didn’t mention any specific avenues of action, Minister of Strategic Affairs Moshe Ya’alon was more specific. “There’s no doubt that in the past two weeks we’ve been witnessing an escalation, which Hamas is responsible for,” Ya’alon told Israel Radio on Sunday. “We aren’t going to let this stand.”

Of course, Hamas has its own reasons to escalate the shelling, which in its view is justified due to ongoing killings by Israel, and so on, and so on, since the beginning of time. And as was to be expected, moments ago:

  • HAMAS SAYS ISRAELI STRIKE HAS "OPENED THE GATES OF HELL"

In other words, Israel is now waging three potential offensive campaigns: Syria, Iran and Gaza. This too, shall end well. If not for everyone, then certainly for Brent bulls.

And from the IDF's blog:

In the past hour, the IDF targeted Ahmed Jabri, the head of Hamas’ military wing, in the Gaza Strip. Jabri was a senior Hamas operative who served in the upper echelon of the Hamas’ command and was directly responsible for executing terror attacks against the State of Israel in the past number of years.

The purpose of this operation was to severely impair the command and control chain of the Hamas leadership, as well as its terrorist infrastructure. This was a surgical operation in cooperation with the Israeli Security Agency, that was implemented on the basis of concrete intelligence and using advanced capabilities.

Ahmed Jabari

Ahmed Jabari (far right)

The IDF will continue to target sites that are used for carrying out terror attacks against the citizens of Israel while improving their daily security.

 

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Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2979684 buzzsaw99
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I wonder where the IAF got those precision weapons. They hate us for our freedumbs.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:13 | 2979700 Pladizow
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Israel will stop at nothing to start WWIII and the Arabs will happily accept the dance!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:13 | 2979703 Troll Magnet
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BURN ISRAEL! BURRRRRNNN!!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:26 | 2979753 Manthong
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Was that a Chevy Volt he was driving?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979768 Gully Foyle
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Manthong

Could be a Tesla or a Fisker Karma. If there was rain probably a Karma.

(Biden 2016, Kumbaya lord Kumbaya)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:51 | 2979871 redpill
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Israel has done it this time, now Hamas is going to declare double-dog jihad on them!

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:55 | 2979885 Enslavethechild...
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Once Israel is bombed into a parking lot, they'll have more room for elitemobile parking

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:12 | 2979962 gmrpeabody
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Why was this guy riding around in a convertable to begin with...?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:59 | 2980211 Enslavethechild...
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He was on his way to invest in "the next big thing", assination drones...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:17 | 2980655 The Alarmist
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"Hamas Vows "Infernal" Response"

Why do I have this image of Yosemite Sam jumping up and down and popping off his six-guns?

Dagnabit!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:05 | 2980247 Vigilante
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Er...you mean Gaza sir...

...but then ,again goy dhimmis can't wait to don the burqa.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:39 | 2981672 Rentier
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funny shit there redpill!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:10 | 2979952 JPM Hater001
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@Troll Magnet

You moron.  This was a big step towards war and we do not want that.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:34 | 2980093 Troll Magnet
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You moron. What YOU or I want is IRRELEVANT, you fucking douchebag. Wake the fuck up.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:49 | 2980165 Cow
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Speaking of irrelevant, you got a mirror?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:42 | 2980476 Troll Magnet
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hey jew.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:46 | 2980495 machinegear
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There are Jew cows now?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:55 | 2980556 Troll Magnet
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yeah. it's a central banking cow.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:23 | 2980027 cirrus
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I don't get it...so much anti-Israel sentiment. Arabs and Hamas have an open and admitted policy that they want to kill every Jew in the world and eliminate Israel from the map. Their culture/religion wants religious rule for the globe...that includes us. They openly shout death to USA...that includes us. Muslims attacked US on Sep 11 on our soil. They killed our ambassador several weeks ago. If every American on this site were walking around in a Hamas countrolled village in the Middle East they would likely be taken captive and killed because they're American. AND STILL....................

People take their side against Israel?

How stupid and naive are these people? This is the same mentality that's causing our Constitution to be trampled on here at home. I don't support our wars in the Middle East and other US Empire actions but I have no problem with the Israeli's taking out this known killer and anti-American/anti-Israeli terrorist. Obviously, some here just don't understand how the world works or are motivated by sheer racism and prejudice instead of logic and reason.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:47 | 2980080 Bay of Pigs
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Is that you MDB? Well done.

LOL.

EDIT: I junked you for your 9/11 and Benghazi propaganda and poor understanding of the concept "blowback". Get your facts straight dummie.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:49 | 2980175 Abitdodgie
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Talking of the middle east , how did Stvens funeral go anyone?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:45 | 2980230 Bay of Pigs
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Why not ask Hilary Clinton about that? Obviously some posters here arent up to speed on the Benghazi issue.

"Muslims attacked US on Sep 11 on our soil. They killed our ambassador several weeks ago"?

That passes the smell test at ZH now? Give me a fucking break.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:18 | 2980659 Joe A
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Don't you know? Eventually any good site will attract neonazis and other scum so they can ventilate their hate for Jews. Neonazis and other scum voting down my post in 3, 2, 1...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:14 | 2979704 Troll Magnet
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BURN ISRAEL! BURRRRRNNN!!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:31 | 2979784 buzzsaw99
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<--- zionist pig lovers

<--- not so much

you got a lot of down votes, let's do a poll!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:59 | 2980577 Troll Magnet
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probably a bunch of hillel fuckers signed up here on a crusade to defend nazisrael.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:58 | 2982745 sullymandias
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All you fucking magnets know how to do is shit in other people's mailboxes.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:23 | 2980028 kliguy38
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Wrong......that was Blythe taking out a big silver stacker

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 17:15 | 2981554 Drachma
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Israel will stop at nothing...Iran is determined to...Syria persists in...Hamas is unwearyingly relentless in its...Egypt remains steadfast...The U.S will strengthen its resolve...blah, blah, blah

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:16 | 2979716 xtop23
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Oh boy here we go. Wonder how long it'll be till Obama gives the green light for another kinetic action ( for humanitarian reasons of course ). Not like he has to worry about reelection again.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:41 | 2979834 krispkritter
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Yeah, he's more 'flexible' now...which means he's able to give 'reach arounds' on a Global scale now...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:55 | 2979890 Gert_B_Frobe
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Shhh. He's lining up his putt on #4. "Hey Petraus, hand me the Billy Baroo."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:11 | 2979956 JPM Hater001
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America- Freeing the shit out of countries one by one.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:28 | 2980056 Enslavethechild...
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Human primates enslaving human primates. This planet is the planet of the Apes. Lose-lose has never had greater meaning

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:33 | 2979799 Gully Foyle
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buzzsaw99

I was impressed this season of HOMELAND started with news of Israel bombing Iranian nuke facilities.

Softening us up folks, softening us up.

(Biden 2016, Bootzilla here)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:37 | 2979813 buzzsaw99
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If you give money to Hamas you are a terrist. If you give money to Israel you are a good American. That's so fukked up n shit.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:21 | 2980668 5880
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"white people love Homeland"

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:54 | 2980197 Gordon Freeman
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"opened the Gates of Hell!" LOL! I guess there's no word for hyperbole in Arabic...

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2979688 The Gooch
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How's that Mayan thing go again?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979773 LMAOLORI
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I wish there were instructions on site how how to post pictures :)

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523424_504357272917171_1170617097_n.jpg

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:14 | 2979975 jeff montanye
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my understanding is only those with published original posts can post pictures (it is at any rate at the discretion of the durdens).

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:30 | 2979785 Gully Foyle
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The Gooch

First you find someone willing to sacrifice himself by hjaving his stioll beating heart cut from his chest with a flint knife.

After that everything kind of falls into place.

(Biden 2016, it's like a rainbow)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:18 | 2980003 jeff montanye
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robinette will be 74 in '16, perhaps to old for the race (although the cheshire cat teeth are clearly up for it). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:33 | 2981341 Cathartes Aura
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voters like their State's-Men grandfatherly, of late. . .

most likely an embed meme of "founding Fathers" kicking in.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:47 | 2979853 mayavision2012
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Perhaps they would say that the squid-like "Dark Heart" clutching at this planet for the past 26,000 years is about to come undone in a quite sudden, unexpected manner.  Its going to be a nasty demise but in the end, Truth and Goodwill will prevail. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:26 | 2980036 SecondComing
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Oh, the Mayan thing?  That's when I come to terms with the fact that I am One: that I am the Jew killing the Arab; that I am the Arab killing the Jew; that I am the writer and reader of this line, making comments about My own destruction. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:33 | 2981030 mick_richfield
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How's that Mayan thing go again?

I think it was something like:

   Nya b’a’n tu’n t-xi tca’yin muj ku’n nlayx b’et tak’in.

And you know ... I think they were right!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2979689 LawsofPhysics
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Long blackrock and haliburton. Unleash the dogs of war.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:46 | 2979854 acrabbe
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u dont mean blackwater...?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:53 | 2979881 Big Corked Boots
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If he means black rock as in CBS' HQ in NYC, then he's right. War makes good TV.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:39 | 2981381 Cathartes Aura
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pssst:  blackwater in perpetual renaming scam is now "Academi" and firm-ly embedded in the global war fields. . . but blackwater has the X-box game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_%28video_game%29

training up the next generation of sit-on-yer-ass-and-kill global warriors.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:01 | 2979903 swissaustrian
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Add in L3-Communications and G4S

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2979690 Master_Blaster
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Long bunker busters

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2979691 dick cheneys ghost
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Happy Holidays!!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:12 | 2979695 imbrbing
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Popcorn in the microwave now

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:14 | 2979970 JPM Hater001
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Be there in 15.  I'll grab some beer.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:36 | 2980101 Enslavethechild...
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I'll bring a dozen young Columbian hookers...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 16:40 | 2981394 Cathartes Aura
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enSlavetheChildren, hmmmm.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:13 | 2979697 Silverhog
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Yikes, looking at that car, I would suggest closed casket.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:17 | 2979718 kralizec
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LOL!

I love the smell of smoldering Hamas in the morning!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:25 | 2979743 Mercury
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Falafel-y good.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:52 | 2979877 Fishthatlived
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Farfel-ly good.

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:20 | 2979723 Vincent Vega
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I was thinking cremation has already been provided.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:20 | 2979730 Winston Churchill
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Closed Matchbox.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:28 | 2979762 Vincent Vega
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Hello, State Fram...Say listen...I loaned my brother in law my car and uh...........

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:39 | 2980118 Enslavethechild...
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I can see it now, tens of thousands of drones over americas freeways dropping bombs on every new silver colored car...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979767 beaker
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Hamas - so that's how they make the bean dip for crackers?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:59 | 2979898 Joe Davola
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Think they'll find enough bits to DNA test?  Maybe he's in interrogation now.  Or maybe martyrdom didn't sound so good anymore and he flipped.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:14 | 2979973 JPM Hater001
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No casket...small jar.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:13 | 2979702 earnulf
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We will have SO MUCH to be thankful for this month....and Christmas Presents next month!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:14 | 2979706 jimijon
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Time for the alien technology to be announced and on to the jubilee.

seriously.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:20 | 2979732 john39
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they decided to go with a world police state this time...  no jubliee required.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:14 | 2979708 kito
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forgive me for being jaded...but blah blah blah....open up a newspaper 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, same shit, different day......"israel kills hamas leader, hamas vows end of the world for israel".....blahdeeblahdeeblah...........

 

move along, we have an economic collapse party to attend................

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:12 | 2979942 Enslavethechild...
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Usury and counterfeiting verses a sound monetary system. The battle has been around since the beginning of time, it's also known as good verses evil. In case you think you're on the side of good, Israel is the origin of Usury and counterfeit paper money, and is therefore NOT the good nation they pretend to be. Do not believe their lies

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:12 | 2979960 kito
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@enslave--wtf are you talking about???? heh??? the first paper currency appeared in CHINA, around the 7th century......get your facts straight.............

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:31 | 2980076 catacl1sm
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And them Chinese HATED it so, the govvy had to go back to a hard currency. It worked out better a few hundred years later though.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:45 | 2980149 Enslavethechild...
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The Jews have perfected the use of fiat to enslave nations through unpayable loans

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:30 | 2980065 BlueCollaredOne
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You lost me at "verses."

 

Versus

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:32 | 2980085 Totin
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You other name is "SpellingNazi" right? Ooops, maybe Nazi wasn't the best descriptor for this article...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:51 | 2980185 BlueCollaredOne
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"Your"

 

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:15 | 2979709 Dr. Engali
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This is just fucking ridiculous. I have tried to be a person who doesn't blame Isreal for everything, but this time I just have to say WTF?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:26 | 2979752 Randall Cabot
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Why wouod you try not to blame israel? You need to turn off that jew tube.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:34 | 2979800 Dr. Engali
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Because I don't condemn a whole society based on the actions of the people in positions of power. I don't blame the Arab world for all the ills of the middle east, and I don't think the Jews control everything. By the way television is not something that I waste a lot of time with. I have more important things to do besides listening to the propoganda coming from it.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:36 | 2979810 Gully Foyle
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Dr. Engali

Try to watch the shit with little propaganda.

Sons of Anarchy taught me men can have soaps too.

(Biden 2016, ever coldpack?)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:45 | 2979843 kito
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take what israel just did, and multiply it by 20....and thats what you get with obamadrones............on a daily basis................

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:04 | 2979917 Dr. Engali
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How long before the obamadrones are striking in the U.S? This should be a wake up call for people.....

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:14 | 2979972 kito
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unfortunately doc, people are more concerned about the lack of nexus 4 phones and who will be dancing with the stars.....

http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends

 

very sad

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:19 | 2980007 Overfed
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I'm betting by June of 2013, my wife thinks they'll hold off til early 2014.

We may need to start an official ZH pool.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:43 | 2979840 Randall Cabot
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But israel is a supremacist state-it was founded as a supremacist state-check out Ben-Gurion's speech. And Talmudic judaism is a supremacist religion. So aren't israeli jews and jews who support israel supremacists?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:29 | 2980060 Canucklehead
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Randall, Israel was created because no one would take their people.  They needed a home.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:33 | 2980086 catacl1sm
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Cuz nobody was that dumb. That would be tantamount to letting Mongolians setup camp in our fields. That never works out well.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:42 | 2980135 Canucklehead
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Are you saying Mongolians are one of the lost tribes?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:41 | 2980130 ItsEvolutionBaby
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Bullshit. 

Jews were all over the world during the wars. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:44 | 2980143 Canucklehead
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Which wars are you talking about.  There have been plenty of wars in the Jewish homelands... before Greek times, before Roman times, before British times, before American times.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:53 | 2979880 MsCreant
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I got your back Doc, feel the same way. I don't agree with or support what my leaders do. I am not the queen of the drones, don't bomb in my name. I know a lot of jews who hate this shit, many younger ones say give em the strip and cut the crap already. They just want to have a good time and live their lives. Overgeneralizing is dangerous.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:17 | 2979994 Dr. Engali
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I appreciate it MsCreant. I agree painting everybody with a broad brush does nothing except make the problems worse. If  we could just take the war mongering fools in society and let them hash their differences out in some far off land life would be much more pleasnant. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:35 | 2980095 catacl1sm
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The sticking point isn't gaza. You could give the arabs all of Isreal except for Jerusalem and they wouldn't accept. It's a no deal scenario without full control of Jerusalem. Neither side will give it up. To be fair, I'd rather it go to the Jews, since they aren't in the habit of blowing up ancient religious art and artifacts, at least not recently.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 15:17 | 2980943 Randall Cabot
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"By the way television is not something that I waste a lot of time with"

Then where did the Pavlovian response to defend israel come from?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:30 | 2979781 Mercury
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Seriously, those guys could have been on their way to Norway to collect a peace prize.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:29 | 2980068 Totin
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Yeah. In the interest of peace they should have allowed Hamas to continue to mortar them and not respond. Got to let Hamas vent their anger against the Zionists in some way.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:16 | 2979711 Capitalist
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Obama has given the all-clear now that the elections are out of the way.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:16 | 2979714 Winston Churchill
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I was just thinking this morning how quiet the Israeli's had been

since Obummer got re coronated/ cannonized.

I won't mention what else I was ruminating about, just in case

its cause and effect.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:15 | 2979715 Jason T
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Aesop had this one figuered out.. I don't of the Isreali Jews or the Palistinians are the snake or wasp, but ..

 

THE WASP AND THE SNAKE

A Wasp settled on the head of a Snake, and not only stung him several times, but clung obstinately to the head of his victim. Maddened with pain the Snake tried every means he could think of to get rid of the creature, but without success. At last he became desperate, and crying, "Kill you I will, even at the cost of my own life," he laid his head with the Wasp on it under the wheel of a passing waggon, and they both perished together.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:22 | 2979740 Winston of Oceania
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Dig two graves...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:38 | 2979820 Gully Foyle
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Jason T

Which one is Iran?

(Biden 2016, rusty trombones for all)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:45 | 2979845 Jason T
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who's car just got droned and by whom? .. does that answer your question.  

I take position of Ron Paul on Iran. 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:36 | 2980104 catacl1sm
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The wagon wheel. Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. try the fish.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:18 | 2979721 Incubus
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Is that a Kia?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:19 | 2979722 The Gooch
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WAS a Kia.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:31 | 2979788 Temporalist
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I think it was a Fisker Karma.  Those are becoming increasingly popular at riots and flag burnings because they don't need any ignition to combust.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:03 | 2979913 Gert_B_Frobe
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The occupants were definately K I A

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:21 | 2979737 imbrbing
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I was thinking chevy volt, did they throw water on it?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:57 | 2979896 MsCreant
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New Jersey sea water. Needs a little hair grease to keep things combusting.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:19 | 2979724 Seasmoke
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I thought America loves rooting for the underdog ?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:22 | 2979744 john39
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nope, these days America loves bombing the underdog.  because our masters tell us its better to be on the 'winning' side, even if you end up in hell.  or something.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:41 | 2979835 Totin
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Who's the underdog? Israel because it is surrounded by enemies? Or Hamas because they don't have precision guided weapons?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:20 | 2979734 mckee
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Are we sure that car was bombed or is it a Volt?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:29 | 2980064 QQQBall
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Volt explosion caused by heavy rain?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:21 | 2979736 oldfruit1
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tyler why is facebook going up?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979775 AlaricBalth
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Because some knuckleheads are willing to pay a higher price. Duh!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:30 | 2979783 bankonthebust
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manipulation.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:34 | 2979803 Temporalist
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Don't you know that "smart" funds were "waiting" for the 800 million shares to be "released" for consumption?  The previous holders of these shares really didn't want to let them go but are doing investors a "favor" by "allowing" them access.  Also their mobile ad sales were not negative so...they got that going for them.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:39 | 2979827 oldfruit1
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FB employees must be crazy to sit on a stock given to them after a fall of 50% in 6 months! Surely smart funds already have got burned by the IPO .. why would they want to come back for more. Ive got no axe here, im just curious about whats going on to cause such a sharp move on a day that a much talked about lockup comes due .. i logged in and expected a 10% drop not rise!

 

 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:43 | 2979841 Temporalist
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Are you new to the "new normal" markets?  This makes perfect sense in a (to steal someone's oft used term) ManBernKrug world.  If you want to know what to do, take your logical and thought out expectations and do the opposite.  This is NewSpeak101.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:22 | 2979739 venturen
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I heard there was some kind of video that they were protesting.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:35 | 2979807 mckee
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That one by Samwell?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:22 | 2979741 walcott
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Wow talk about precision. Didn't even damage the engine!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:28 | 2979759 Mercury
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Now if only they could make "green" cars that don't damage the passengers when they explode...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:28 | 2979765 Joe Davola
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Checking in on Four Square might not always be the best plan.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:55 | 2979888 XitSam
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Good intel. There's a rat in the Gaza Strip.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:23 | 2979745 Uncle Remus
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Methinks "Sympathy For The Devil" needs to be updated...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:23 | 2979746 LoneStarHog
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Wow! ... Brent spiked $1.50 and is now falling ... Be still my beating heart.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:25 | 2979750 Richard Head
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WTF is up with these infernal pop-up ads?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:34 | 2979801 Gully Foyle
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Richard Head

You need an adblocker.

(Biden 2016,It was the best of times, it was the worst of times)

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:42 | 2979839 Race Car Driver
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It's a bit of an inside joke on ZH. Only morons see the ads.

Everyone is laughing at you.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:01 | 2979901 MsCreant
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"WTF is up with these infernal pop-up ads?"

I did not know Hell needed to advertise...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:26 | 2979751 Frank N. Beans
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he started it

no he started it

no he started it

no he started it

no he started it

no he started it

no he started it

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:12 | 2979965 Race Car Driver
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I saw this argument over umbrella drinks once at a Tiki bar.

No kidding.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:26 | 2979754 Calidreaming
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Let them all blow them selves up out there.  Religious freaks 

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:27 | 2979760 insanelysane
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Fortunately our fearless leader already has 1 Nobel Peace Prize as does the EU.  Israel and Hamas are shoe ins for the next one.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979769 poor fella
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Irony can be a bitch.

It's amazing 'The Chosen People' have been allowed to take the place of Nazi Germany for decades. Who needs Hitler when you gots a Bibi-gun.

Boobburg just had a commercial with the tag line 'be proud - end hate'. Was that paid for by the Jewish lobby?

That worthless real estate is a shit sundae, piled high with fucked. Fanatics do not make good neighbors...

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979772 nah
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THE ULTIMATE PAIN

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IN THE ASS

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2979774 justanothersucker
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Check the oil for you sir?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:32 | 2979776 BBullionaire
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1 "In those days and at that time, when I will make things better for Judah and Jerusalem, 2 I will gather all the nations together and bring them down into the Valley Where the Lord Judges. There I will judge them, because those nations scattered my own people Israel and forced them to live in other nations. They divided up my land 3 and threw lots for my people. They traded boys for prostitutes, and they sold girls to buy wine to drink. 4 "Tyre and Sidon and all of you regions of Philistia! What did you have against me? Were you punishing me for something I did, or were you doing something to hurt me? I will very quickly do to you what you have done to me. 5 You took my silver and gold, and you put my precious treasures in your temples. 6 You sold the people of Judah and Jerusalem to the Greeks so that you could send them far from their land. 7 "You sent my people to that faraway place, but I will get them and bring them back, and I will do to you what you have done to them. 8 I will sell your sons and daughters to the people of Judah, and they will sell them to the Sabean people far away." The Lord said this. 9 Announce this among the nations: Prepare for war! Wake up the soldiers! Let all the men of war come near and attack. 10 Make swords from your plows, and make spears from your hooks for trimming trees. Let even the weak person say, "I am a soldier." 11 All of you nations, hurry, and come together in that place. Lord, send your soldiers to gather the nations. 12 "Wake up, nations, and come to attack in the Valley Where the Lord Judges. There I will sit to judge all the nations on every side. 13 Swing the cutting tool, because the harvest is ripe. Come, walk on them as you would walk on grapes to get their juice, because the winepress is full and the barrels are spilling over, because these people are so evil!" 14 There are huge numbers of people in the Valley of Decision, because the Lord's day of judging is near in the Valley of Decision. 15 The sun and the moon will become dark, and the stars will stop shining. 16 The Lord will roar like a lion from Jerusalem; his loud voice will thunder from that city, and the sky and the earth will shake. But the Lord will be a safe place for his people, a strong place of safety for the people of Israel. 17 "Then you will know that I, the Lord your God, live on my holy Mount Zion. Jerusalem will be a holy place, and strangers will never even go through it again. Joel 3

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:08 | 2979944 MsCreant
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Why would God need all this drama? If God exists, he/she can roll up a lot more heavy than this crap. Who needs a soldier or a nuke? Your will is enough.

I do not disrespect religion or one's right to believe. Some good things can come out of it. Much of this does not make sense to me. I look to other sources for understanding all this. History. Social sciences. Physical sciences. Philosophy. The funny thing is when you play them all out, they all come to the same place. We just are.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:30 | 2979780 falak pema
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how can state terrorism be condoned. Period.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:37 | 2979815 Totin
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Are you asking "how" can Hamas sponsor terrorism? Or the IDF?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:38 | 2979821 Joe Davola
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At least it wasn't one of their own citizens they blew up.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:32 | 2979795 ebworthen
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Looks like an opened can of Spam.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:33 | 2979796 Dangertime
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Is this the arch-duke moment we have been waiting for so long to appear?

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