Tilson Releases September 30 13-F: Top Positions Are AIG And AAPL

Tyler Durden's picture

Just when we thought blowing up one fund in one year is enough for Whitney Tilson (recall from July: It's Official: T1 Is Not T2; Tilson Liquidates To Buy More Of The Same), we got a glimpse of his just released 13F and are rather confident the man, the myth, the stuff of Anti-Tilson ETFs will shock and awe us all one more time. The reason? As of September 30, Tilson's inaccurately named T2 Partners - it should be T1 now that Glenn Tongue is long gone - had a total of $175 million in AUM. That's not the punchline: as part of this $175 million, Tilson had $63 million in put/call stock equivalents. In other words the much vaunted "asset manager" who for some absolutely inexplicable reason continues to get CNBC airtime, managed a grand total of $110 million in real (mostly family and friends) money. That's not the punchline either. The punchline is that Tilson's top 3 positions were AIG and AAPL, with AIG in both stock and Call format. In fact, more than 10% of the firm's virtual AUM, or $18.6 million was in stock equivalent calls for AIG and AAPL, stocks which since September 30 have gone in a literally, not virtually, straight line lower, and have as a result likely wiped out the entire intrinsic call value. The only silver lining: Tilson owned $5.5 mm in NFLX calls and a grand total of $3.6 million in NFLX stock. We hope it carries him far, because once the Icahn grand jig is up, in which the raider is exposed as having absolutely no intentions of buying the company, or even putting it in play, but merely squeezing the shorts courtesy of a costless collar and a sternly worded 13D, that will be the final straw for Tilson's second coming, and most likely, his career.

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Pladizow's picture

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NewThor's picture

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DeadFred's picture

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MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

Time to let you all in on a little secret...

Whitney Tilson is my hero...

That guy rocks...!!!

kliguy38's picture

yeah....sure he does......now wipe off that dab he left on your chin

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Wow NewThor, Dow 8k late December.  That will make my Jan FAZ calls REALLY HAPPY!! =)

ACP's picture

That's fucking awesome. I guess getting your ass kicked isn't enough, some people need to drop their nuts in a meat grinder. Well, at least he's going out in style.

whatsinaname's picture

Dont worry, Jill Kelley will bail him out with a little help from her friends.

catacl1sm's picture

Is there a 3x Inverse ETF on him I can get into?

NewThor's picture

Is this a Paula Broadwell joke?

If so, good joke bro.

fuu's picture

In other news Kevin Henry is MIA.

NewThor's picture

Didn't you hear?

Kevin made double secret partner at Goldman Sachs

and is now short everything but oil and war.

ziggy59's picture

He will get hired by GS for sure

Dr. Engali's picture

This guy just can't get anything right. He is going to manage those assets all the way to zero.

HaroldWang's picture

Damn! Was REALLY hoping for deer in headlights pic.

redpill's picture

Let me see what I can do.

SheepDog-One's picture

Well I guess Tilson with enough CNBC appearances at $50 each can make up for his trading record.

monopoly's picture

And this just in:


Housing Agency Close to Exhausting Reserves

The Federal Housing Administration is expected to report later this week it could exhaust its reserves because of rising mortgage delinquencies, according to people familiar with the matter. 

Who could have ever known, no one, but no one could have imagined this.

Smiddywesson's picture

The Federal Housing Administration is expected to report later this week it could exhaust its reserves because of rising mortgage delinquencies, according to people familiar with the matter. 

Well then, it could be worse.  Thank God for that housing recovery the media has been reporting, or is that reporting over now that the election is over?

Saucy-Jack's picture

What happens on Wall Street stays on Wall Street. The greatest casino in the world.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I wonder if Whitney and Bernanke ride unicorns together.

buzzsaw99's picture

A diabolical portfolio.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

He would be better off taking Jim Cramer's advice.

Karlus's picture

Forgive me, but why do we even care about this guy? What is his YOY return?


If its not double digits, can we just never hear about him again?

Randy Goodnight's picture

Tech and Banks.  No Metals??? - Yeah, I want him to manage my money . . . . NOT

jonjon831983's picture

hmm why is AIG listed twice on this list?


2nd stock holding is 19th from the bottom.

Value: 601

Shares&Equiv: 44693


Would they have to list as short or long?